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Ghost to Y/N: I have feelings for you.

Ghost: Not telling you which ones.

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Gwen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Y/N: Do not do that.

Gwen: You won't even notice!

Miles, entering: Gwen, you wanted to see me again?

Gwen: Y/N's single

Y/N:

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Y/N about Miguel: His cunty behaviour and eyes have captivated me.

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Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Miles: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/N: It’s Miguel.

Miles: Put the bandage back on.

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Loki: When are we gonna fuck?

Y/N: What?

Loki: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?

Y/N: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation.

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Miles: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N? I’m sort of in love.

Y/N: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Miles: I’m in love with you.

Y/N: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Miles: Y/N, please, after everything we've been through.

Y/N: I'm sorry, miles

Miles tearing up: I'm begging you, please don't do it.

Y/N: it has to be done

Y/N: *Places 4+ card*

Y/N: Uno

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Hobie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Miles: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Pav: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Y/N: Guys.

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*Y/N is crying after a breakup*

Miles: There there, Y/N.

Y/N, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Miles: Great question—

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Miguel: What is your biggest weakness?

Hobie: I can be uncooperative.

Miguel: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hobie: No.

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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

John: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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John: Why are we laying in the parking lot?

Y/N: You got your ass kicked unconscious

Y/N: So I laid next to you so that everyone would think we were just chilling

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Y/N to John: If we date I’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on your forehead.

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John: You kill people for money?!

Y/N: I can explain!

John: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Y/N: Is that a gun?!

John: It's not what it looks like!

Y/N: It looks like a gun!

John: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Y/N: ...ANYMORE?!

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John: What’s up? I’m back.

Y/N: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

John: Death is a social construct.

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Y/N: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

John: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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