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neon-applesauce · 2 years
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G
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God is dead
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neon-applesauce · 3 years
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if june is gay pride and july is gay wrath then august is gay sloth
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neon-applesauce · 3 years
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my teacher: I’m really worried about you guys and your social development because nobody talks to each other anymore :(
us: sitting at desks six feet apart, in assigned seating, with shiny new mental illnesses
us: huh how wierd is that right
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neon-applesauce · 3 years
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every time men on tiktok prove Freud right I lose five years off of my life
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neon-applesauce · 3 years
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it is exhausting living through historical days
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Everyone in all of my classes are depressed post-corona. It really be the great unifier huh
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Someone just told me I am similar to my twin sister... I’m gonna need 20 minutes to recover
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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there’s all this talk about tiktok being a security threat and stuff but honestly if someone needs to know that I’m willing to watch a livestream of someone reading bedtime stories so badly that they design a whole app to do so, I feel like they deserve my data
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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How come every time a greasy looking straight white man who looks like he hasn’t drunk water in years cries in a movie it’s considered ‘artistic’ and ‘powerful’ but when I cry for the fifteenth time today it it’s just ‘can you be quieter’ and ‘stop blowing your nose so loud, you’re disturbing the movie’
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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just so y’all know, the person who this was aimed at was out “sick” yesterday. Turns out that they were up to five (for no reason) and then passed out. Their parents felt bad or something and just let them sleep and they slept to twelve.
Gen z culture is yelling at your friends for going to bed at twelve while you yourself go to bed at three am
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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High school culture is making memes about the weird substitute teachers
listen they deserve it. One of my teachers looks like Roz from Monster’s Inc, says “BACK UP THE TRUCK”, told us that she took a speed reading class in college (and that’s when she learned how to read without mouthing all the words) and yelled at our home room for being friends with each other.
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Am big tired
snooze snooze
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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High school culture is having a backpack so heavy that you can’t wear just one strap because you lose circulation in your arm but you do it anyways for the
A e s t h e t i c
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Gen z culture is yelling at your friends for going to bed at twelve while you yourself go to bed at three am
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Gen z culture is accidentally picking up the vocal patterns of John Mulaney
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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High school culture is just your teacher assigning an essay due on a Friday that you don’t have class on, not telling anybody that they will have to turn it in that Friday, and then being Shooketh™ when nobody turns it in
Definitely not based on real life haha
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neon-applesauce · 4 years
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Gen z culture is adopting a squirrel you see in the park
I named mine Dumbass because he is a dumbass
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