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Familial ship names?

I realize I’m just a sucker for labels but I AM taking advantage of the fact that there are seperate ship names for familial relationships in the danny phantom ship name list! so I might fuck around with that!

#cannibal.me

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Vocaloids Ship Names

long-ish post warning! this post contains every possible 2 person combination involving Miku, Luka, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Gakupo and/or Gumi (excluding incest ships)!  

(I have excluded ships involving the twins with meiko, gakupo and luka as they are typically portrayed as adults and the twins are 14)

a lot of these have multiple options under phrases bc... im not good at choices...

Miku/luka

combo: mika / 

initials: MHLM

(blank)shipping: magnetshipping

phrase: spring tuna / cotton candy verse / 

Miku/kaito

combo: mikukai / kaimi / mikaito

initials: MHK

(blank)shipping: sapphireshipping

phrase: spring ice cream / 

Miku/len

combo: lenku / 

initials: MHLK

(blank)shipping: mossshipping

phrase: spring bananas / banana phone

Miku/rin

combo: mirin / rinku

initials: MHRK

(blank)shipping: promiseshipping

phrase: spring oranges / school petals / green lilies

Miku/meiko

combo: meiku / miko

initials: MHM

(blank)shipping: onishipping

phrase: spring sake / matching idols / 

Miku/gumi

combo: mikumi

initials: MHG

(blank)shipping: pandashipping

phrase: spring carrots / russian rendezvous / pitch runners

Luka/kaito

combo: kailuka / lukaito

initials: LMK

(blank)shipping: secondshipping

phrase: tako ice cream / tied scarves

Luka/meiko

combo: luko / meika

initials: LMM

(blank)shipping: ladyshipping

phrase: golden accent / blushing shades

Luka/gakupo

combo: lukupo / gakuluka

initials: LMGaK

(blank)shipping: magentashipping

phrase: traditional pink / forbbiden fans

Luka/gumi

combo: lumi / guka

initials: LMGu

(blank)shipping: lemonadeshipping

phrase: pink limeade / orange tako /

Kaito/len

combo: kailen / lenkai

initials: KLK

(blank)shipping: splitshipping

phrase: banana split / green summers

Kaito/rin

combo: kairin /rinkai

initials: KRK

(blank)shipping: crushshipping

phrase: school daze /

Kaito/meiko

combo: kaimei

initials: MK

(blank)shipping: bickershipping

phrase: grown fondness /

Kaito/gakupo

combo: kaikupo/ gakai

initials: KGaK

(blank)shipping: ornamentalshipping

phrase: freezing samurai / sweet tradition

Kaito/gumi

combo: kaigumi

initials: KG

(blank)shipping: opposingshipping

phrase: bright nights / tinted lenses

Len/gumi

combo: gulen

initials: LKG

(blank)shipping: springshipping

phrase: spring harvest /

Rin/gumi

combo: gurin

initials: RKG

(blank)shipping: freshshipping

phrase: fresh sounds /

Meiko/gakupo

combo: meikupo /gaiko

initials: MGaK

(blank)shipping: hoursphipping

phrase: red rain / traditional has been / fan chords

Meiko/gumi

combo: meikumi / gumei

initials: MGu

(blank)shipping: backgroundshipping

phrase: carrot sake / forgotten divas /

#ship names #vocaloids #hatsune miku #luka megurine #kagamine len #kagamine rin #kagamine twins #kaito #meiko #kamui gakupo #gumi #cannibal.me

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3zun ship names

combo: niejinlan / ximingyao

initials: LZCJGYNMJ (that is. so long.)

(blank)shipping: swornshipping

phrase: 3zun, sworn lovers , war bonds

#ship names #ugh im inthe middle ofdoing the main gen so:/ #3zun #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #lan xichen #mdzs #cql #cannibal.me

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MDZS Couple Portmanteaux

Y’all correct me if I’m wrong about any of these:

This is Part 1   |   Part 2

WangXian  → lan wangji/wei wuxian

NieLan → lan xichen/nie mingjue

XiYao → jin guangyao/lan xichen

3zun → jin guangyao/lan xichen/nie mingjue

XiCheng → jiang cheng/lan xichen

XiSang → lan xichen/nie huaisang

XuanLi → jiang yanli/jin zixuan

ChengQing → jiang cheng/wen qing

SangCheng → jiang cheng/nie huaisang

ChengYu → jiang cheng/mo xuanyu

ZhuiLing → jin ling/lan sizhui

ZhuiYi → lan jingyi/lan sizhui

ZhuiLingYi → jin ling/lan jingyi/lan sizhui

SongXiao → song lan/xiao xingcheng

SongXueXiao → song lan/xue yang/xiao xingchen

XueXiao → xue yang/xiao xingchen

XueYu → mo xuanyu/xue yang

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Did I get any wrong?  Which ships have I neglected?

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MORE (Part 2) MDZS Couple Portmanteaux

Part 1   |  This is Part 2:

SongXue  → song lan/xue yang

NieYao → jin guangyao/nie mingjue

YanQing → jiang yanli/wen qing

YanMian OR MianLi??? → jiang yanli/mian mian

QingMian → mian mian/wen qing

??? → jiang yanli/mian mian/wen qing

XueXian → wei wuxian/xue yang

LingYi → jin ling/lan jingyi 

ZhenLing → jin ling/ouyang zizhen

ZhenYi → lan jingyi/ouyang zizhen

Here are some more, because y’all seem to like this.  Anyone know what our brave lady threesome is called?  Or jiang yanli/mian mian?  For that matter, is mian mian two words or one?  Are there any you think I got wrong?

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MDZS/The Untamed Ship Names! (next generation)

Long post warning! this post contains every possible 2 person (non-incest) combination between Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Jin Ling, Ouyang Zizhen and Mo Xuanyu!

note: i am hesitantly including zhuiyi because theyre not listed as related on the wikia and are only referred to as close friends (where as jin ling and mo xuanyu are referred to as nephew and uncle)

Lan Sizhui/Lan Jingyi

combo: zhuiyi

initials: LSZLJY

(blank)shipping: delinquentshipping

phrase: imperfectly perfect

Lan Sizhui/Jin Ling

combo: zhuiling

initials: LSZJL

(blank)shipping: endlingshipping (OwO dont fight me on this)

phrase: burning gardens (could also work for a zhuiling kismesiship but im not going into that)

Lan Sizhui/Ouyang Zizhen

combo: sizhen

initials: LSZOYZZ

(blank)shipping: observantshipping

phrase: prodigal romance

Lan Sizhui/Mo Xuanyu

combo: zhuixhuan

initials: LSZMXY

(blank)shipping: removedshipping

phrase: lost endings

Lan Jingyi/Jin Ling

combo: jinyi

initials: LJYJL

(blank)shipping: temperedshipping

phrase: sun showers

Lan Jingyi/Ouyang Zizhen

combo: zhenyi

initials: LJYOYZZ

(blank)shipping: middleshipping

phrase: poetic screaming

Lan Jingyi/Mo Xuanyu

combo: xuanyi

initials: LJYMXY

(blank)shipping: droppedshipping

phrase: fevered rambling

Jin Ling/Ouyang Zizhen

combo: zhenling

initials: JLOYZZ

(blank)shipping: defianceshipping

phrase: sparked roses

Ouyang Zizhen/Mo Xuanyu

combo: xuanzhen

initials:OYZZMXY

(blank)shipping: rougeshipping

phrase: romantic rituals

#ship names #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan shizui #lan jingyi #jin ling #ouyang zizhen #mo xuanyu #cql #if i mesed up a ship name please tell me! #current and past gen coming up! #cannibal.me

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iCarly (quadrants) Ship Names

Long-ish post warning, this post contains every combination of Carly, Sam and Freddie from iCarly and is seperated into homestuck quadrants (thank you @ my sister) to represent different dynamics! my ship name formatting may be a little different to differentiate the different kinds of relationships, but I’ll try to make it make sense! I’ll also only be picking one phrase ship name just to keep this clean!

also: these ship names are NOT interchangeable! they all refer to different dynamics/relationship styles!

RED

carly/freddie

combo:creddie

initials:CS<3FB

(blank)shipping: micshipping

phrase: tech show

carly/sam

combo:cam

initials:CS<3SM

(blank)shipping: gummyshipping

phrase: fried cupcakes

sam/freddie

combo:seddie

initials:SP<3FB

(blank)shipping: frenemieshipping

phrase: lunch money

PALE

carly/freddie

combo: benshay

initials: CS<>FB

(blank)shipping: supportshipping

phrase: wikihopping

carly/sam

combo: shuckett

initials: CS<>SP

(blank)shipping: farmgirlshipping

phrase:  gummy punches

sam/freddie

combo: buckett

initials: SP<>FB

(blank)shipping: spraypaintshipping

phrase: deep fried disinfectant

BLACK

carly/freddie

combo: cardie

initials: CS<3<FB

(blank)shipping:  glitchshipping

phrase: digital sabotage

carly/sam

combo: sarly

initials: CS<3<SP

(blank)shipping: lockershipping

phrase: slamming lockers

sam/freddy

combo: samie

initials: SP<3<FB

(blank)shipping: detentionshipping

phrase: backyard tazer (dont fight me on this)

ASHEN

carly/freddie/sam

combo: camdie

initials: CSc3<F

phrase: assigned deal breaker

carly/sam/freddie

combo: ceddam

initials: CFc3<S

phrase:violent oreo

sam/carly/freddie

combo:saddly

initials: SFc3<F

phrase: fenced apart

#ship names #icarly #carly shay #sam puckett #freddie benson #freddy benson #cannibal.me

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Torchwood Ship Names

Long ish post warning! this post contains every possible 2 person combination of Jack, Gwen, Rhys, Ianto, Owen and Tosh! after this post I’m going to try and keep the phrase ship names to 1/2 options because theres no point in having the like 11 different versions of one ship name, i guess.

Jack/gwen

combo: gwack (i prefer jwen honestly)

initials: JHGC

(blank)shipping: normalityshipping

phrase: foster disaster / stray collector / blue coats

Jack/rhys

combo: rhack 

initials: JHRW

(blank)shipping: connectionshipping

phrase: torched axis / coming back home

Jack/ianto

combo: janto 

initials: JHIJ

(blank)shipping: captainshipping

phrase: job perks / snark and coffee / immortal baby face / protagonists dont get happy endings

Jack/owen

combo: jowen

initials: JHOH

(blank)shipping: undeadshipping

phrase: remade wrong / sarcastic bulletholes

Jack/tosh

combo: tock ? / josh ? / ???

initials: JHTS

(blank)shipping: rebelshipping

phrase: team parents / the Fuck Unit Squad / 

Gwen/rhys

combo: rhen / ghys

initials: GCRW

(blank)shipping: homeshipping

phrase: sense of normality / grown curfew / 

Gwen/ianto

combo: gwianto / gianto idk

initials: GCIJ

(blank)shipping: righthandshipping

phrase: entangled yearning / metal biscuits

Gwen/owen

combo: gowen

initials: GCOH

(blank)shipping: cuntshipping  snarkshipping

phrase: broken pints

Gwen/tosh

combo: gosh / gwosh i guess

initials: GCTS

(blank)shipping: hubshipping

phrase:digital alibi

Rhys/ianto

combo:rhyanto

initials: RWIJ

(blank)shipping: behindshipping

phrase: first fiddle / naked tea / 

Rhys/owen

combo:rhywen

initials: RWOH

(blank)shipping: drinkshipping

phrase: closing bars / 

Rhys/tosh

combo: tohys

initials: RWTS

(blank)shipping: homebaseshipping

phrase: drugged support

Ianto/owen

combo: iawen

initials: IJOH

(blank)shipping: brokenshipping 

phrase: tea and bones / tea boyfriends (via @passiveinferno) / 

Ianto/tosh

combo: toshto

initials: IJTS

(blank)shipping: techshipping

phrase: techno lovers / fried circuits / 

Owen/tosh

combo: towen

initials: OHTS

(blank)shipping: snubbedshipping

phrase: rude tech /  mental pheromones / 

#torchwood #ship names #if you have any recs for other ship namess #please tell me!! #ot3 edition coming soon #jack harkness #gwen cooper #rhys williams #ianto jones #owen harper #toshiko sato #cannibal.me

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The ship names of this fandom are the weirdest I've ever heard before. Some make sense but some are just words?? Who made these up???

I understand that the "mashing names" style of ships is a modern phenomenom but Y'ALL THE FUCK WERE YOU ON

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Hnnng main three icarly ship names for different quadrants. A bit niche but fuck itd be fun

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oh yeah, im also gonna do platonic/familial ship names! bc i hate myself!

#house keeping

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The current ship lists in the drafts

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I think for larger series ill split it into f/f, m/m and f/m just to keep things from crashing my computer.

On things like harry potter, i might use other means of seperating catagories like house×house or species/species dor stuff like hoemstuck .

Just to keep things orderly.

#house keeping

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Wicked (musical) ship names

long-ish post! this post contains ever possible 2 person combination between Glinda, Elphaba, Nessarose, Fiyero, and Boq (excluding elpharose). i was gonna add morrible, dillimond and the wizard but it felt wrong.

glinda/elphaba 

combo: gelphie

initials: GUET / GAET

(blank)shipping: witchshipping

phrase: gravity defying / truly wicked / theyre lesbians, holzman

glinda/fiyero 

combo: glindero / fiyinda

initials: GUFT / GAFT

(blank)shipping: popularshipping

phrase: prom royalty / something missing / stage presence / wicked mourning

glinda/boq 

combo: gloq / boqinda

initials: GUB / GAB

(blank)shipping: pineshipping

phrase: imperfect impression / forgetful nots / bright disposition

glinda/nessarose

combo: glindarose

initials: GANT / GUNT

(blank)shipping: heiressshipping

phrase: wicked replacement / cold comfort / silvery pink

elphaba/fiyero

combo: fiyeraba

initials: ETFT

(blank)shipping: danceshipping

phrase: wicked dancing / flying companions / hidden allies

elphaba/boq 

combo: elphaboq

initials: ETB

(blank)shipping: effectedshipping

phrase: climbing up / flying hearts / 

fiyero/boq 

combo: boqero / fiyoq / FOQ (pronounced fuck)

initials: FTB

(blank)shipping: materialshipping

phrase: tin straw / changed men / thropp right hands

fiyero/nessarose 

combo: fiyerose

initials: FTNT

(blank)shipping: crowshipping

phrase: crossed paths / brainless hearts

boq/nessarose 

combo: boqrose

initials: NTB

(blank)shipping: cursedshipping

phrase: tin heart / cursed love / crushed crush

#wicked #i couldnt help it some of the combo names are so funny #FOQ #if you have any recs for other ship namess #just ask and ill add it! #i may do an ot3 version #ship names #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #nessarose thropp #fiyero tigelaar #boq #cannibal.me

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Criminal Minds Ship Names

LONG POST WARNING

(this contains every possible 2 person ship involving Hotchner, JJ, Reid, Morgan, Prentiss, Rossi, Gideon, Elle and/or Penelope.)

Hotchner/Jj

combo: jenner

initials: AHJJ

(blank)shipping: businessshipping

phrase: true team parents / mom and dad / white pepper

Hotchner/Reid

combo: reidner

initials: AHSP

(blank)shipping: examshipping

phrase: law texts / bruised authority / ill fitting suits

Hotchner/Morgan

combo: hotchgan

initials: AHDK

(blank)shipping: leadershipping (2.0)

phrase: law and order / chocolate raisins

Hotchner/Emily

combo: hotchily

initials: AHEP

(blank)shipping: leadershipping 3.0 / revolvingdoorshipping

phrase: dark gloss /  bad day / theater kids

Hotchner/Rossi

combo: hossi

initials: AHDR

(blank)shipping: controlshipping

phrase: true crime / expensive suits

Hotchner/Gideon

combo: hotcheon

initials: AHJG

(blank)shipping: leadershipping

phrase: team dads / bible birds

Hotchner/Elle

combo: hotchlle

initials: AHEG

(blank)shipping: seriousshipping

phrase: leather suits / absent worry

Hotchner/Penelope

combo: hotchnelope

initials: AHPG

(blank)shipping: blackberryshipping

phrase: cracked blackberry / case tutorial

Jj/Reid

combo: reinnifer

initials: SPJJ

(blank)shipping: friendshipping

phrase: mousy blonde / case coping

Jj/Morgan

combo: jennigan

initials: JJDM

(blank)shipping: jockshipping

phrase: highschool heroes / flaming cheetos

Jj/Emily

combo: emifer / jemily

initials: JJEP

(blank)shipping: sororityshipping

phrase: goth jock / linguistic telephone / hidden disappearance

Jj/Rossi

combo: jossi / rossifer

initials: JJDR

(blank)shipping: hostshipping

phrase: sippy cup scotch / feigned disinterest / 

Jj/Gideon

combo: jenneon / gidefer

initials: JJJG

(blank)shipping: gearshipping

phrase: white gold / feathered houndstooth 

Jj/Elle

combo: jenelle

initials: JJEG

(blank)shipping: badpressshipping

phrase: post case stress / afterimages / blonde leather

Jj/Penelope

combo: jenelope

initials: JJPG

(blank)shipping: blondeshipping

phrase: fifa speedrun / pink pantsuit

Reid/Morgan

combo: DMSR

initials: moreid 

(blank)shipping: jocknerdshipping

phrase: pretty thunder / jock genius / hot coffee

Reid/Emily

combo: reimily

initials: SPEP

(blank)shipping: goodbyeshipping

phrase: fluent in klingon / french films / stolen last words / goth nerd solidarity

Reid/Rossi

combo: reissi

initials: SRDR

(blank)shipping: passageshipping

phrase: memorized verses 

Reid/Gideon

combo: reideon

initials: SRJG

(blank)shipping: chessshipping

phrase: checkmates / oblivious understanding

Reid/Elle

combo: reille

initials: SREG

(blank)shipping: shotshipping

phrase: breakdown buddies

Reid/Penelope

combo: reinelope

initials: SPPG

(blank)shipping: comicconshipping

phrase: pink tardis / e-reader / internet cafe

Morgan/Emily

combo: morily

initials: DMEP

(blank)shipping: sevenshipping

phrase: dark pass / clooneys cradle / 

Morgan/Rossi

combo: morssi

initials: DMDR

(blank)shipping: fraternizationshipping

phrase: unfinished faith / casanova squared / expensive shades

Morgan/Gideon

combo: moreon / morgid

initials: DMJG

(blank)shipping: righthandshipping

phrase: raven observing / mentor admiration

Morgan/Elle

combo: ellgan

initials: DMEG

(blank)shipping: secondgenshipping

phrase: kicking footballs / uncertain shootings / leather squared

Morgan/Penelope

combo: morgelope 

initials: DMPG

(blank)shipping: bantershipping

phrase: baby chocolate / professional workplace / spicy phone calls

Emily/Rossi

combo: emissi 

initials: EPDR

(blank)shipping: magnateshipping

phrase: rich kids / veritable addams / wine and scotch

Emily/Gideon

combo: gidily / emeon

initials: EMJG

(blank)shipping: polyglotshipping

phrase: greek/latin translation / 

Emily/Elle

combo: emille / ellily

initials: EPEG

(blank)shipping: replacementshipping

phrase: degree of seperation / gone not replaced / 

Emily/Penelope

combo: emilope / penily

initials: EMPG

(blank)shipping: pythonshipping

phrase: translating binary / cracked code / goth queens

Rossi/Gideon

combo: rosseon

initials: DRJG

(blank)shipping: lectureshipping

phrase: grey raven / blunt razors / 

Rossi/Elle

combo: ellssie

initials: DREG

(blank)shipping: refugeshipping

phrase: passing ships / building debts

Rossi/Penelope

combo: penossi

initials: DRPG

(blank)shipping:  royaltyshipping

phrase: fantasy theft auto / hacked novels / pink prose

Gideon/Elle

combo: elleon

initials: JGEG

(blank)shipping: departureshipping

phrase: slowly cracking / shot down jays

Gideon/Penelope

combo: peneon / gidelope

initials: PGJG

(blank)shipping: generationshipping

phrase: cracked jays / bird cave

Elle/Penelope

combo: ellelope / penelle

initials: EGPG

(blank)shipping: eveshipping

phrase: pink leather / dethroned queen

#criminal minds #ship names #ot3 edition coming soon #of any of the names just ask for explinationns #lots are puns and round about things #if you want something added just ask #lots of elles have leather in them bc i associate her w/ the leather jacket pretty heavily #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #david rossi #jason gideon #elle greenaway #penelope garcia #cannibal.me

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Edgy green lady with perky blonde gf? Iconic.