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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : stop asking if I'm gay or bi or whatever! i identify as a fucking threat
Remus : he's gay
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Lily : what were you doing earlier?
Remus : just — homework
Sirius : [enters the room] hey guys!
Lily : hello homework!
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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[wolfstar after fight]
Remus : okay, let’s both apologize at the same time
Sirius and Remus : one, two, three...
Remus :
Sirius :
Remus : well now i’m just disappointed in the both of us
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : and once again, Sirius and Remus save the day!
James : you didn’t do anything, it was all moony
Sirius : we’re a package deal, everyone knows that
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : Sirius, i need some space.
Sirius : [tearing up] you're breaking up with me?
Remus : no, i just need some space on the damn bed, i'm falling off
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay?
James : that means one of us is gay
Sirius : is it moony? i hope it's moony, he's really cute
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : you look nice, i want to kiss you
Remus : what?
Sirius : I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : i need you to look straight into my eyes, Sirius!
Sirius :
Sirius : you know i can't look at those eyes and be straight
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus, texting Sirius : i just walked into a party and some guy yelled dibs?
Sirius, also texting Remus : I’M REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY CUTE GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS!
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : [holds the door open for Remus] after you
Remus : no after you
Sirius : no you
Remus : i insist, after you
James : [pushes past both of them] after me
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : i sent you to the store to get some milk and eggs
Sirius : yes
Remus : so how is it you came back with five bags of candy and neither thing i actually asked for?
Sirius : clearly i got distracted
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : fuck you!
Sirius : fuck me yourself, you coward!
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Sirius : moony, your turn, truth or dare?
Remus : truth
Sirius : i dare you to kiss me
Remus : [grabs him by the neck and leans in]
James : he didn’t even pick dare —
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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James : can i say something that will probably annoy you?
Lily : since when do you ask for permission?
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : i can't believe we are stuck in this room together!
Sirius : yeah [swallows the key] truly unfortunate.
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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James : hey moony, are you free the next hogsmede weekend?
Remus : yeah, why?
James : what about you, sirius?
Sirius : yes i am
James : good! because peter and i aren't. go without us. enjoy your date!
Remus : did he just —
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padfootsdrama · 3 years
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Remus : your smile? it makes my day
Sirius : your happiness? i live for that
James : a room? fucking get one
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