poorwhayfairingstranger

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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AaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaAaaaA

Baby Porygon

executing goo_goo_gaga.mp4

#porygon #baby #neopets #pokemon #pokémon #pkmn #neopets colors #neopets paint brush #art #fanart #nintendo fanart #artists on tumblr

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

But what they don't know is that secret superpower! If you always follow the rules in front of other people and only break them when they're not looking then everyone thinks you're a good even though you're secretly hacking the school's computer and changing people you don't likes home screen into pictures of mutilated d**** You found on Google by getting around the surf Safe engine.

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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But what if they catch you lying and then they USE that as justification to not believe you No matter how many times you tell them the truth about important stuff.

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#Happened to me.

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Why would you do this to me?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

i got so frustrated looking for 90s references i just drew whatever. these are just for warm up anyways.

#tim drake #red robin #batfam #robin #batfamily #dc robin #dc comics

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inspired by this post by @freakly-fungi + a little extra timber

also starting to draw more long hair Tim bc drawing an undercut is taking years off my life

#I caved and added timber #god I should be working on dionysus bernard #but this had to happen #timbern #timber #tim drake #bernard dowd #td:r #tim drake robin #dc #dcu #dc comics #nicomoon69

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

As a fellow closing thief I approve this post

Couldn’t resist when I saw THIS post by @freakly-fungi

Tim clothes’ thief confirmed, none of Bernard’s clothes are safe.

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Someone should probably catch that phone before it shatters on the floor.

jumping on this little trend of drawing tim wearing bernard's t-shirt because of this post

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

You are right, this is not in Florida.

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

#One state down #49 more to go

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I thought you were gonna comment on how they gave invisible nipples, but this works too.

GUYS

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HE DID IT HE JOINED RAS'S EMO BAND THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFFILED

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"Endless Possumbilities" A commission for @swords-and-chaos !

The skull is a possum skull I found in my backyard a few years back!

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Tumblr dose not have an algorithm.

Me: *spends two days in Tumblr*

Tumblr: I think... this user is aroace. Let's give them aroace content

Me: thank you but... how did you know that???

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I love their relationship so much.

Happy almost 4/13, have some funnies

extra doodles under the cut

#homestuck #june egbert #terezi pyrope #junerezi #karkat vantas #dave strider #hs #413 #homestuck art #couldnt make any big pieces this time around #dont have much time to do fanart lately #fuck yeah terezi time #terezi strikes me as a bowling shirt person #its been so long #anyway #happy 413 #hope yall have a nice one #my art #my comics #frogsinajar #my blog is three years old today #can u believe it