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for my english class I get to write an essay about Stardew Valley and i really don't know how i'm gonna keep this within the page limit

#stardew valley #stardew #concernedape #i love this game so much #raise ur hand if you have hundreds of hours in stardew #its just so cozy

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what are the best starting fics to get into the marauders era lore

#marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #peter pettigrew #marauders era #harry potter

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how have i not written a harry potter fanfic yet...

#ive literally written one for every other hyperfixation ive had #harry potter #drarry #harry james potter #marauders

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rereading the harry potter books and im not even through the first page of the first book and im cackling

#harry potter #harry potter philosophers stone #i hate JK [redacted]

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Enthusiasm

Oof, sorry for the late post. But it's still today so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This one had been in my mind forever. Hope you like it! 5th of @fluffbruary that is :))

@totallysilvergirl @helloliriels @dontfuckmylifewtf @sussexinchelsea @loki-lock @topsyturvy-turtely @matixsstuff @ohlooktheresabee @boredsushi @ohmrshudsontookmyskull @nathan-no @astudyin221b @oetkb12 @psychosociogentleman @darkkitty1208 @zira-and-crowley @beesholmes @mydogwatson @liv-olive-oliver

(If I somehow missed you or you want to be tagged, just tell me!)

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No Sherlock Holmes adaptation will ever get even close to how gay Sherlock and Watson were in the original books. Btw.

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i know that pray is madeleine's song and the love run album came out in 2016 but I think it jaskier deserves to sing it as a post-mountain-breakup song, ESPECIALLY last verse

"The cracks you made I fill with mortar A broken pot can still hold water Symphonies and sweat and sex mean nothing when you are obsessed With sin and soil and strength and song and all the words that came out wrong and him"

it works. so well. and i think it fits the vibe for jaskier at that time

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i need sherlock to deduce me so i can finally be understood

#bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock #johnlock #john watson #please #just deduce me #understand everything about my personality #explain to me why i am the way that i am #understand me

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I Lost a Friend by FINNEAS is SO johnlock coded i’m crying 😭😭😭

I lost my mind

And nobody believes me

Say, "I know that he don't need me

'Cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad"

And I'll be fine without him

But all I do is write about him

How the hell did I lose a friend I never had?

Never had

I'm on the mend

Like I'm wearin' a neck brace

Like I'm sleepin' at my own place

Like I'm pullin' all the stitches out of my own face

I'm on the mend

Like I'm icing a new sprain

Like I'm walkin' on a new cane

Like it's been a couple days

Since I slipped and said somethin' sorta like your name

#john watson #sherlock holmes #johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock x john #sherlock #john it’ll be okay i promise #they deserve every happy ending ever

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do y’all remember when jaskier canonically sang “i’m weak my love, and i am wanting” at geralt? I do.

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A random acquaintance: How does Geralt react when you prove him wrong?

Jaskier: I can't really say as in those moments it's quite impossible to hear him over my triumphant laughter echoing off the walls.

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Enhanced Black Blood

Enhanced Black Blood

1.5 oz vodka

2 oz pomegranate juice

¼ oz butterfly pea flower simple syrup*

6-7 drops mushroom chai bitters**

*combine ½ c water and ½ c sugar in a small saucepan. Add 1/4c to 1/2c dried butterfly pea flowers. Heat on medium-high until sugar is dissolved, then turn off heat and let it sit covered for a few hours.

**I don’t have an actual recipe for this, I just sort of threw things together to see what would happen. I used a 151 proof spirit and added a 10-mushroom powder blend, cardamom, ginger, clove, cinnamon, coriander, anise, and allspice, and gentian (all dried). I let it infuse for a few weeks, strained it, and bottled it up. 

To help get this as dark as possible, I used Blavod black vodka as the base spirit. The pomegranate juice stands in for ghoul’s blood (couldn’t get my hands on any of the real stuff, for some reason). Cranberry juice would also be really tasty in this! I cheated a little bit with the mushrooms and used a blend, but it does include mushroom of life, which I’m using for sewant. Enjoy! xx

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-don't copy or repost without credit-

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🐺🪕Sketche

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care and (man)handling of bards and witchers

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i just wanted to come on here and say joey batey is an absolutely beautiful human being inside and out

#the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #joey batey #the amazing devil

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Hi, yeah, sorry to bother you but I saw you feel the same as me about my favorite character. Yeah because of the tags on that post. Yeah, I think we should be friends. Maybe move together even if you're down.