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soulcorra · 5 months
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The 212th is on leave and Obi-Wan is with them, but he's terribly tired and overworked, so instead of looking at the sights or walking around the market, he just sits slouched on a chair somewhere under a tree and stares into the distance. He doesn't react to anything. At all. Not to Cody’s calling his name, not to other troopers, not to him comm. He usually just sits like this for a couple of hours and then bounces back.
And at first it confused and worried the troopers but by the fifth or sixth time they were used to it.
Wooley comes to sit with the General quite often, enjoying the silence. Or to tell stories, which he knows Obi-Wan enjoys.
Crys and Longshot bring pillows and blankets to make him more comfortable.
Waxer and Boil are always nearby, covering his back.
Bones leaves a flask of water and a few ration bars nearby. And Gods help him if Obi-Wan doesn't eat them all.
Cody...
Well...
Cody sits on his left, in the exact same position, doing exactly the same thing.
Because they're both too damn tired for anything else and their brains decided to shut down.
But as the war progresses, it becomes worse.
They start randomly getting up and walking away, still dazed and silent. Always together as it is an integrated instinct for them now. But Boil and Waxer are not always able to keep up with them, which led to several rather weird accidents and one major case of property damage.
The solution?
Gregor makes shirts, saying 'If I look lost take me back to the Ghost' for Cody and Obi-Wan and another six saying 'I am the Ghost' for Crys, Longshot, Waxer, Boil, Wooley and Bones. They're bright orange with purple lettering. They hurt people's eyes. The Ghost Company loves them.
Cody and Obi-Wan do too, but won't ever admit it.
Rex, the bastard, gets them a leash.
(It works)
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soulcorra · 2 years
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Meeting Obi-Wan and Anakin for the first time, one might think they've got it all figured out.
Anakin Skywalker - Hero with no fear - the youngest Jedi General in the GAR, cocky and arrogant, sure of himself. One of the best pilots in the Order, a brilliant mechanic and a skilled warrior. He sure means trouble for his enemies and friends alike.
Obi-Wan Kenobi - the famed Negotiator - the first to defeat a Sith in a one-on-one battle in a millennium while not even being a Knight, he radiates calmness and quiet confidence, that assures all around him that nothing will go wrong with him in charge.
And obviously, Obi-Wan is the steady anchor to Anakin's wildness.
Most often, this is the impression that this famous pair gives to all who know them for no longer than thirty minutes of some fancy meeting.
And then something inevitably happens.
And a completely different side of them reveals.
Eloquent and suave Master Obi-Wan, who always looks collected and put together, who people think will give a look of disapproval to anyone who as much as implies something impolite, this Jedi Master - swears worse than a Spicer during a streak of bad luck in sabback.
And his shameless apprentice - the one who sasses Sith and Separatists alike, the one who is not afraid to dive head first into the thick of a battle - blushes every time, and scolds Obi-Wan in a high embarrassed voice.
When Cody first witnessed such a scene, he thought he was hallucinating. There is no way his dignified and ever-polite General will ever utter a phrase like 'brainless bantha-kriffing moron' into General Kleeve's face before hitting him square in the jaw.
It can't be that Obi-Wan will toss his lightsaber towards Cody and throw himself into hand-to-hand combat. And be a street fighter to boot! He even bites!
For Rex, he thought it was some convoluted plan to mislead the Separatists.
Because it's impossible for his General to cast a look of such indignation when he hears his Master mutter curses under his breath after their squad got caught up in an ambush.
Rex didn't even know Anakin's ears could flush such a vivid red color. Or that he blushes down his neck.
He also didn't expect him to be such a lightweight. Anakin literally gets drunk just by getting a wiff of something vaguely alcoholic. Rex lost count of how many times he had to drag Anakin back into his quarters after some kind of diplomatic mission. This was not something the Longnecks had trained them for. Rex definitely hadn't been prepared for it.
Or to see General Kenobi drink twelve of his brothers under the table without even batting an eye. While wearing Force blocking cuffs!
It was a little disturbing. But also weirdly soothing.
The Jedi have always been somewhat separated from the rest of the Galaxy. Their powers and abilities were frightening, making all around forget that they were also just people, that they had feelings and fears.
But watching an outraged Anakin chastise Obi-Wan after yet another tough battle helped to remember that.
And also made Cody and Rex's pockets fuller.
After all, there was no way Master Kenobi will ever swear, or Anakin Skywalker will ever proclaim his love to his droid after only one sip of moonshine.
Absolutely no way.
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soulcorra · 2 years
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, during a command meeting aboard the Negotiator, Marshal Commander Cody standing next to him: Cody and I are going to adopt children.
Cody: What?
Anakin: WHAT!?
Rex, eyeing Cody: You could have told me!
The entire 212th Attack Battalion, cc via comm chat: 501st Legion and several other units of all systems armies: That's wonderful, we support you and the Commander, sir -
High Jedi General of the Third Systems Army, Master Obi-Wan Kenobi: *slams enormous stack of datapads with opened adoption forms onto the command table* It's all of you. Send those to anyone who would like to be adopted as well. Sign here.
Anakin: Wait, what about me???
Ahsoka (arrives late with a starbucks galaxy latte in hand): Shut up, Skyguy, you have been adopted by Master Obi-Wan since you were half a month into the temple. Master Obi-Wan mentions this regularly to everyone who will listen. Why don't you know about this?
Anakin: I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
Cody (resigned): General, I would have liked to ask you to go out on a first date with me before I take on partial custody of half your lineage and us adopting most of the GAR, which will surely also bring about a whole Senate meltdown, but by all means.
(Afterwards, Obi-Wan kisses Cody on the cheek and says that they are as good as their parents already. Cody can't help but agree. This could not possibly incite more headaches than a galaxy-wide war, right?)
(Obi-Wan Kenobi himself holding an impassioned speech before the Senate and throwing all his negotiaton & diplomacy skills into the debate leads to a vote that results into all adopted Clones being accepted as official citizens of the Republic with all rights this entails. Obi-Wan would never have conceded for anything less. After this, he never sets foot into the senate again)
(Inspired by this post)
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soulcorra · 2 years
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Obi-Wan sometimes forgets that Anakin and Ahsoka are not younglings anymore.
Like, during the war, when it just started and he and Anakin were only getting used to it, Anakin would often fall asleep while he was writing reports. And Obi-Wan would just pick him up to carry him to his room and Anakin would wrap all his limbs around him and cling to him like a monkey.
When Obi-Wan picks up Ahsoka for the first time, she sprawls all over him and snores into his neck.
And he gets some side-looks at first, the clones are surprised to see such displays between their Jedi. But Obi-Wan just smiles and keeps going, shifting Anakin a little so his neck won't hurt when he wakes up.
And then he starts doing it to the clones as well.
One day he randomly found a clone sleeping in the hall and picked him up, armor and weapons and all, and brought him to the barracks. The men who were there at the time almost fainted when their General strolled in casually and asked where was their brother's bunk.
No one believes them then they later speak about it in the mess hall.
Cody almost has a heart attack the first time he sees it happen. Like, this is his superior officer, his General, the High General of the GAR and the member of the Jedi Council carrying one of his man bridal stile!
It was pretty early into the war and Cody was serving under Obi-Wan's command for only a couple of months, so he was absolutely certain he would hear at least some comment or even an order to punish the man. After all, he must have fallen asleep on duty.
But there's nothing.
Obi-Wan didn't even mention it. He just smiled at the clone the next time he saw him and asked if he was getting enough sleep now.
It just keeps happening. The war is ruthless, after all.
Obi-Wan carries Anakin, Ahsoka and the clones all around the ship to get them to comfortable sleeping places. Everyone get used to it fast. Some clones even make it a competition to fall asleep in the weirdest places to see if Obi-Wan would find them.
He does, every time.
The clones get comfortable around Obi-Wan very fast, seeing that he's not exactly what the Kaminoans promised them the Jedi would be. Sure, he's calm and wise and very nice and absolutely terrifying with his lightsaber but he's also kind and warm and friendly. They joke with him, even tease him. He smiles and returns the favor. And then Wooley accidently calls Obi-Wan 'Dad' after receiving an order.
Anakin thinks it's hilarious and teases them both. Until Obi-Wan reminds him how he called Master Yoda 'Grandpa'.
That shuts him up.
But soon after, Obi-Wan randomly drops adoption papers on the table in the middle of the briefing and says that he signed them already and everyone who wants can do the same, they just need to write their name in and it's done.
That's how he adopts the whole 212th except Cody, who looks him dead in the eye and asks him out.
He says yes.
And since the 212th now are considered Stewjoni, the rest of the clones get the citizenship automatically as they're all family.
Anakin sulks and doesn't talk to Obi-Wan for a week until a very confused Ahsoka asks him why.
"No, I'm very glad that our men have rights now, but he didn't even ask me if I wanted to be adopted too! I didn't even know the Jedi were allowed to do it."
"But he adopted you like, ten years ago?"
"WHAT"
"Oh, he asked me a few weeks after I became your Padawan if I wanted to become your sister too. I said yes, by the way."
Which leads to this-
"Why didn't you tell me you adopted me!"
"But I told you, remember, after our second swimming lesson?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING"
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soulcorra · 2 years
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You know, almost every popular character has tragic backstory. Their mother/father/sister/best friend died a terrible death, they were thrown out of their home by evil relatives, they were abused and ect. And all the trauma they got because of it perfectly explains their behavior. Oh, he's just sad all the time because he's thinking about the horrible car crash that took his entire family. Oh, she's depressed because today is her grandmother's (the only family member who ever loved her in all those years after her parents died) sixth death anniversary and she hadn't smiled ever since.
And I get it. We all love characters who went through absolute shit and became stronger. Or broke down and became villians. Well, basically, we love to see people suffer.
But I want to see a character who always had a normal life. Their parents are not fighting and never did, no one died tragically or terribly ill. They attend school, have friends and go out from time to time. Nothing all that exciting but nothing bad either.
But they're still sad. They're still depressed and anxious. And they don't understand why. Because everything is fine. Nothing bad is happening or happened. They have a good life, a life that some people probably envy.
And that's why it hurts so much. That's why they feel so guilty. Because nothing happened to them. But they're still suffering.
I want to see that character because I want to relate to someone too.
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soulcorra · 2 years
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The 212th is on leave and Obi-Wan is with them, but he's terribly tired and overworked, so instead of looking at the sights or walking around the market, he just sits slouched on a chair somewhere under a tree and stares into the distance. He doesn't react to anything. At all. Not to Cody’s calling his name, not to other troopers, not to him comm. He usually just sits like this for a couple of hours and then bounces back.
And at first it confused and worried the troopers but by the fifth or sixth time they were used to it.
Wooley comes to sit with the General quite often, enjoying the silence. Or to tell stories, which he knows Obi-Wan enjoys.
Crys and Longshot bring pillows and blankets to make him more comfortable.
Waxer and Boil are always nearby, covering his back.
Bones leaves a flask of water and a few ration bars nearby. And Gods help him if Obi-Wan doesn't eat them all.
Cody...
Well...
Cody sits on his left, in the exact same position, doing exactly the same thing.
Because they're both too damn tired for anything else and their brains decided to shut down.
But as the war progresses, it becomes worse.
They start randomly getting up and walking away, still dazed and silent. Always together as it is an integrated instinct for them now. But Boil and Waxer are not always able to keep up with them, which led to several rather weird accidents and one major case of property damage.
The solution?
Gregor makes shirts, saying 'If I look lost take me back to the Ghost' for Cody and Obi-Wan and another six saying 'I am the Ghost' for Crys, Longshot, Waxer, Boil, Wooley and Bones. They're bright orange with purple lettering. They hurt people's eyes. The Ghost Company loves them.
Cody and Obi-Wan do too, but won't ever admit it.
Rex, the bastard, gets them a leash.
(It works)
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soulcorra · 2 years
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Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jon Antilles are best friends.
We've accidentally met in the room of the Thousands Fountains as children and instantly hit it off.
Obi would get very accurate visions about Jon, so he knows his friend is alright and Jon would sent messages when he could.
That also share an unlikely bond that allows them to see each other and talk, if both of them meditate at the same time.
They make it work. They're very close. Jon is the only one who knows everything about Obi-Wan’s Padawanship and Obi is the one Jon comes to when everything feels too much.
But here lies the problem.
Jon never comes to the Temple.
Ever.
He's just not comfortable.
And when someone asks Obi-Wan who's his best friend and gets 'Jon Antilles' as an answer they don't believe him.
Quinlan thinks Obi-Wan’s joking.
Ahsoka thinks her Grandmaster is just private and is not comfortable with sharing personal information.
Anakin thinks Obi-Wan is just trying to annoy him because obviously he is Obi-Wan’s best friend.
No one thinks Obi-Wan tells the truth.
Because Jon Antilles is such a common name.
There are literally thousands Jons only on Coruscant.
But Obi-Wan doesn't realize they don't believe him. So he just joins in when Anakin jokes about it, let's the clones laugh it up once in a while. He doesn't think anything about it.
And so, one day, Bones comes to the medbay, to check on the General only to find him wrapped around some random guy, sleeping.
Bones stops, his thoughts are something like "Holy hell, there the kark this guy came from? Who the hell is that? And why does the General cuddle him like a favorite plush tooka?" Which he doesn't voice, carefully not to wake the General who's finally sleeping!
The guy, however, is awake and gives Bones an annoyed look. "That's what happends when you give him Kireffon." He says and Obi-Wan swats at his chest in his sleep and mumbles that pillows do not talk.
And Bones is slowly backing away from the room while comming Commander Cody because he is not going to deal with this crap.
And when Cody arrives and before he even opens his mouth the guy goes "Ah, you must be Cody. Obi-Wan talks a lot about you."
Cody doesn't have a clue how to respond to that, and he doesn't have a chance to find out, because Obi-Wan's waking up and looking around sleepily.
"Cody! You're alright!" Obi-Wan cheers with a bright smile. Then frowns. "Who else is alright?"
"Everyone is alright, sir. The only injured one is you." Bones chimes in.
Obi-Wan nods into the guy's chest. "Good."
Cody raises the eyebrow of judgement. "Good? You almost got yourself killed! What were you thinking, opening yourself like that?"
"A rock was going to fall on Crys." Obi-Wan replies slowly. "Crys can't survive a rock that size falling on him. And I like Crys! I can survive a stray blaster bolt. I did it before, Jon, tell them!" He tugs at the guy - Jon's - sleeve and holy hell, is that really who Cody thinks it is?
Jon nods seriously, looking up at Cody. "He did." And Obi-Wan is so happy to get a confirmation, he just beams and then snuggles back to get more sleep because he is comfy.
Jon dissappears the next morning and no one says anything to Obi-Wan once the drugs are out of his system.
But after that Jon just starts randomly dropping by to chat or to give Obi-Wan some new tea he found. He eventually makes friends with the Ghost Company and most of the 212th. He even joins them on some campaigns.
And still no one believes he is real.
Obi-Wan is still oblivious of it but the whole 212th thinks it's hilarious.
They just keep mentioning Jon to their brothers and other Jedi, to see their reaction.
It escalates to the point where Anakin gets fed up with all this Jon-thing and barges into Obi-Wan’s office to tell him to stop.
To find Obi-Wan, Cody and some guy having tea.
"Oh Anakin, come in. I believe you haven't met yet - Jon Antilles, my dear fri-"
"WHAT"
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soulcorra · 2 years
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Obi-Wan’s mindwipe didn't fail and he was sold away before Jinn was able to find him.
Years later, on Tatooine, Jinn meets Anakin Skywalker, who works part-time in Watto's store, because he wants to help his mother and older brother Ben.
Anankin takes one look at them and goes "Oh, you're finally here! I've been waiting for you all day. C'mon, dinner should be ready soon, mum will be upset if it goes cold."
Jinn and Padmé go all WTF but follow the kid since the sandstorm is coming and they don't have another option. Anakin spents the whole time asking Padmé questions and Jinn only manages to interrupt when they get close to the house.
Jinn: "How did you know we'll come?" Anakin just shrugs.
Anakin: "Ben told me. And he's almost always right." And then he yells something like "Beeeeen, that weird guy in robes is here!"
A head pops out of the house, looks them over and then Ben gestures for them to get inside, while chiding Anakin for his manners.
They have dinner during which Jinn just can't figure out why this Ben's presence bothers him so much. He's met Force-sensitive adults before, it's nothing new. But something is seriously off with this particular guy. Maybe it's his red hair and blue eyes, so painfully familiar...
Meanwhile, Padmé tells Shmi about their problem and she and Ben share a look.
Ben: "We've been saving money to buy tickets to Alderaan. It should be enough to get the parts you need."
And Padmé with her strong morals says "Oh, no, we cannot possibly take your money-" that's all she's able to get out before Ben raises his hand.
"I wasn't done." He says calmly and Jinn shivers at his tone. "We will give you money if you take us with you and compensate us upon the arrival to Coruscant, sans the money for the food and the like."
Padmé agrees, since it's a reasonable request, but Jinn frowns in disapproval.
Later that evening he tries to get a sample of Anakin’s blood to confirm his theory, but cannot get the boy alone. And Ben just stares at Jinn without saying anything until Jinn quietly retreats.
In the morning they get all the parts and fix the ship.
The whole week they spent traveling Jinn tries to get that sample. He fails each time. Ben seems to have an uncanny ability to appear out of thin air, and Jinn would have suspected that he was a trained Force-user, but he can't find enough evidence to prove that.
When they land and Padmé meets Palpatine, Ben goes stiff and steps in front of Anakin and Shmi, shielding them slightly. He smiles politely, but his gaze is sharp.
And just as Ben is about to take their stuff from C3PO Jinn is like "Oh, that's our speeder." Points at the Temple speeder and marches the family into it. "The Temple has the most modern medicine and the best healers, please let them examine you. This is the least I can do to thank you for your help." He claims, but in reality he just really wants to see if he's right about Anakin.
Ben and Shmi agree, since none of them ever been seen by a real doctor and Jedi Healers sound very good.
It all goes to shit when Ben's DNA matches with one Obi-Wan Kenobi, who's been missing for twelve years. The Council is in uproar and demands to see him right away.
Jinn, shocked and confused, stares at his long gone Padawan and wonders, while Master Windu asks Ben to tell them about himself.
Ben shrugs.
"Not much to tell. Woke up one day on a ship, been sold the next day, worked my ass off for several years then ran away and hid on Tatooine. Met Shmi and Ani, freed them and we've been living together ever since."
The Council is devastated by all of this and Mace tells Ben about his life in the Temple and offers him to stay, to help him recover his memories.
Jinn decides to chime in with "I think Skywalker is a Chosen One and I wanna train him."
He immediately gets a a very firm "No" from Ben. He has his arms crossed and glares at Jinn. "I don't care about all this properpcy stuff, Ani is just a kid. You lot have non-Jedi workers here?" Mace nods. "Wonderful, then we'll stay and Anakin can join the Initiates if that's what he wants and then he can decide if he wants to be a Jedi. Now, if you excuse me, I need to talk to my family, have a good day." He walks out, slamming the door behind him.
Every judgmental stare turns to Jinn.
He squirms.
***
Anakin joins Feraliios Clan. Ben works all around the Temple, fixing stuff and Shmi works in the kitchen, which improves the flavors significantly.
Jinn doesn't stop pestering Anakin about the properpcy until one day he gets fed up and bites Jinn in the forearm.
He has to get seventeen stitches.
And when newly selected Chancellor Palpatine starts calling the Temple asking to meet 'the young boy who helped his queen when she was in need' to thank him.
The first few times the Council politely refuses him, because Anakin said 'no', because the man didn't pass Ben’s vibe-check and Ben is always right when it comes to this kind of things. But when Palpatine begins to threaten them, they have no choice but to obey. They inform Anakin about it and he immediately walks into the meeting of the Council, Ben in tow.
He says "Fine, I'll go, but I choose the place and Master Windu comes with me." Mace is surprised, but agrees quickly. He won't let a child to meet an older man all alone.
That's how they all find themselves in the most luxurious and expensive restaurant in Coruscant. After greetings, Palpatine thanks Anakin and begins to question him about his life in the Temple, completely ignoring Mace. Anakin smiles, stands on his chair, pulls a data pad out of his pocket and begins to read aloud a lecture on consent and why it is important in all aspects of the life of a sentient being.
They attract looks, but Anakin doesn't stop until the end of the lecture. Then he bows, jumps down and eats his food like nothing happened. Palpatine is bright red, Mace is amused and low-key terrified and Anakin is happy to taste something new. He can't wait to tell Ben and his mum!
They get back to the Temple and Palpatine never bothers them again.
***
Ben finds out how exactly he lost his memory.
He punches Jinn in the face and then goes to yell at the Council.
He tears them a new one for their blatant disregard of the children's feelings and promptly makes himself the Head of the Crèche, taking Yoda's place.
And it changes things.
He teaches children hand to hand combat, advises them and helps them in general. He suggests certain Master-Padawan pairs and they are always successful. And he absolutely wipes the floor with Rael in the salles. He doesn't even use his new lightsaber much, just throws himself into the battle.
(And he bites. A lot.)
***
When Dooku hears about Ben, he gets back to the Temple as fast as he can.
Anakin takes one look at him and decides that he found Ben a perfect Master.
He doesn't take 'no' for the answer.
Dooku ends up having tea with Shmi and Ben four times a week.
A month later he agrees to train Ben.
***
Feemor literally flies into the room and stares at his lost baby brother.
Ben stares back.
And then they hug the live out of each other, because Ben does tHeRaPy and it helped recover his memories.
Anakin decided to adopt Feemor too.
And then tells the Council that Feemor is his Master. Feemor doesn't object.
***
Ten years later, Ben stares at the endless sea of identically looking men and wonders when exactly his life went to hell.
He blames Yoda.
He shoots down Fett's ship and locks him in one of the rooms, while neatly avoiding being bitten by Fett Junior.
He catches one of the clones and asks him to keep an eye on Fetts and goes to search the place. He can feel that's something is very very wrong here. Well, besides this all decommissioning banthashit.
Two hours of search, one confused ARC trooper CC-2224 later and Ben glares at the mind-controlling chip in his hand. The poor trooper stares at it in horror and swears up and down that he didn't know what it was inside him.
Ben pats his shoulder in reassurance. He has a feeling they'll be seeing each other a lot.
***
Deciphering the commands on the chip leads them to the summer house of the former Chancellor Palpatine. He didn't hold that position for long, there were too many nasty rumors that he was forcing children to do strange things.
Shadows confirm that he is, indeed, a Sith Lord. The Council starts to argue what to do about it.
Anakin and Ben share a look.
They blow up the entire house with an ion cannon, making sure that only Palpatine was inside.
"Oh no," Ben deadpans, watching the fire, "our Chancellor. He's dead."
"The wiring must have been shitty. That is why it is necessary to check the entire system every six months." Anakin said instructively.
***
Anakin is the best man on Ben and Cody’s wedding.
Ben returns the favor a few months later.
***
Clones settle all over the Galaxy, after their accelerated aging was cured. They fight slavers and start families.
Everyone is happy.
***
And deep down in the hell, Palpatine curses Kebobi with all his strength.
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soulcorra · 2 years
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So, I had this thought.
What if Obi-Wan is a very good mechanic, like really, really good.
Caf machine is broken? Give him ten minutes and it'll be making milkshakes in addition to caf.
Engine or hyperdrive doesn't work? He'll fix them before the ship lands.
But he never tells anyone that he can do it, leaving all the fixing to actual specialists.
Because he doesn't have a clue what the heck he's doing.
He just connects wires randomly, puts together different parts and even has spares after he finished. They definitely were in the mechanism before, but now it works just fine even without them. He doesn't know what these parts do or what they're even called. He just follows his gut feeling.
And he's fucking embarrassed by this.
Because he always studied hard, or at least knew enough to quickly adapt if a situation called for it. He was known for knowing things. And mechanics just didn't make sense for him. He tried to study it and it blew up in his face. Literally.
So he keeps his mouth shut and head down, while occasionally fixing random things all over his and Anakin’s ships. Usually when he can't sleep or has a lot on his mind. He never lets anyone see him, though.
Until one day, during clone wars, the dropship he was on got shot down. While it wouldn't be a big problem normally, they had a time-sensitive mission and Anakin was knocked unconscious. None of the clones with them were mechanics or knew anything about fixing things.
And Obi-Wan simply sighed, handed his lightsaber to Cody, rolled his sleeves and went to fix the damn thing.
Later, when Anakin woke up and heard the story he didn't believe it. Rex had to show him a recording of Obi-Wan sitting gracelessly on the ground with tools and different ship parts flying around him.
And then Anakin inspected the ship himself.
The more he saw, the more frustrated he became.
In the end he burst into the Council meeting with "Obi-Wan how the hell did you combine central engine with brakes and why for the ever loving KARK does it work?!?"
And Obi-Wan just... drops his face into his hands and sighs.
Since then, Anakin followed Obi-Wan like a determined puppy, trying to figure out how his Master does this. He got really worked up every time Obi-Wan said "I don't know why, Anakin, it just makes sense." Except it didn't, not even to Anakin, who built a droid from literal scrap. And he wanted to know how this worked.
He wanted to know so bad that he couldn't stop thinking about it even when he was meeting with the Chancellor.
Palpatine: "Now, my boy, how did you last campaign go?"
Anakin: "You won't believe what Obi-Wan did!"
Palpatine *internally laughing, because his plan to separate the two of them works* : Oh? What happened?
Anakin: He is karking amazing!
Palpatine.exe stopped working.
Palpatine: ...what?
And then Anakin proceeds to tell Palpatine just how frustrating but amazing his Master is.
Palpatine: ... kark ...
And then they yeeted Palpatine out of the window.
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soulcorra · 3 years
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This was sent to me by velv inity (erloberloschmerlo) today...
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It's absolutely amazing and cute and I'm crying 😭
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soulcorra · 3 years
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Updates, I guess..
The Force Works In Mysterious Ways - Chapter Nine
Across The Galaxy: Obi-Wan's Guide To Child Adoption - Chapter Five
Aliit ori'shya tal'din - Chapter Two
Something You Never Knew - Chapter Two
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soulcorra · 3 years
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Oh my god, that's so cute! I'm literally screaming here!
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For Bryn_Delgado’s Aliit ori’shya tal’din on AO3
Bonus sketch:
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soulcorra · 3 years
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I don't even know...
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Young Obi-Wan suffers from visions. One night, after a particularly horrifying one, he looks for a place to hide and accidentally wanders into an old communication room. And so he meets one Jaster Mereel, who cannot leave a child in distress. Thus, Obi-Wan finds a family he never asked for but desperately needed and Jango Fett acquires a baby brother he never knew he wanted until he had him.
But as Obi-Wan turns five, a vision of Jaster’s death leaves him hysterical and so he forgets all about them, convinced he only imagined those kind armored men with warm smiles and gentle words.
Eight years later, Obi-Wan is left on the war-torn planet Melida/Daan. And he has visions of a massacre of Mandalorians. Could he find a way to warn them? And why does his heart ache so much at the sight of a Mandalorian in green and red armor?
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You can find it here.
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soulcorra · 4 years
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Weeell... I forgot that I was supposed to post the first chapter here or at least mention that I posted it, do I'm doing it now.
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It seemed to Obi-Wan that all hope was lost. The Republic is destroyed, the Order eliminated, Anakin has Fallen and Padmé has died, leaving two tiny children orphaned. All he has to do is get Luke to safety and his task will be done. But it looks like Obi-Wan’s destined not only for infinite sadness but also to make as many rush decisions as he could. With young Luke in tow, he is ready to start a new life, hidden away on the most dreadful planet in the Galaxy. He won’t back down, no matter that.
Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and his fellow clone troopers wake up in a desert with no memory of how they ended up there. The last thing they remember is a flash of light from an artifact in an ancient Temple. Now they have to find out where the Force brought them this time and why, meet old acquaintances, make new friends and save the Galaxy in between. The usual Zhellday.
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soulcorra · 4 years
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Well, after a month or so of doing absolutely nothing I finally wrote something. Just not that I was supposed to write. I could not get those little clones out of my head and my muse was like:
Muse: I need protective dad Obi-Wan.
Me: I kinda need to finish this chapter? It's right here?
Muse: TINY CLONES!
So, obviously I wrote it, here it is. I'm not sure about update schedule, cause my writing hours are chaotic and unpredictable. But I think Monday will work? Idk. We'll see.
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soulcorra · 4 years
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Well... I finally crawled out from under my rock and went for a walk.
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It's so green! My friends were just rolling in the grass, laughing.
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I saw a couple of kids rolling down this slide. I can't imagine that it was comfortable, but they sounded happy and not really bothered.
Sunny days are just great. But I still want to take a couple of pictures during the rain. Or a thunderstorm. Or a snowfall. Idk.
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soulcorra · 4 years
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So, I forgot the name of this plant, but it looks and feels fluffy and soft.
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And this is day-lily, if I'm not mistaken?
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Heh. This one is soo bright. My mom was ecstatic when it finally bloomed.
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