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Bibi. Bibi, please.

#i love amy

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The Reluctant Queen

I've been thinking about Sonic underground and like....I had an idea. So let's say that a commoner with Earth magic had triplets. Her kids have super speed, super strength and vibration manipulation. She's just doing her best to raise her cute and energetic children in a world that's slowly becoming more metal and polluted when out of nowhere an oracle comes up to her and tells her that she's the only one who can save the planet. She's the Prophecied High Queen that's destined to bring peace back to their planet. The woman isn't having it. She just wants to raise her children in peace. That's all the responsibility she can or wants to handle thank you very much. But circumstances keep putting her in positions that advance her journey to High Queenhood. Like she's trying to take her daughter with super strength to ballet and suddenly she's using her Earth Magic to repair a Dam. Or she's taking her speedy son to therapy and suddenly she's giving an inspirational speech that also calms a riot. Or she'll be taking her son with vibration manipulation to practice extralegal dexterity with this guy she knows and suddenly she's saving some aristocrats life. Or she's taking all of her kids for ice cream after their music lessons and suddenly she's in the room of the current king who's promoting her to Nobility for some reason? She's confused and stressed. What is happening? Why do things like this keep happening?! After she uncovers a conspiracy by the royalty and some nobles aligned with them to turn the commoners into cyborgs that lacked free will and foils it suddenly she's declared Queen. She's very annoyed. How did this happen? She just wanted to raise her cute Children in peace. Meanwhile her triplets are in the Castle's music room trying to come up with songs that can convey how awesome their Mama is.

#ideas #sonic underground #This isn't actually a sonic idea #But it was inspired by the franchise #original work

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Normal/Ghost type

When we finally get another Normal/Ghost type I look forward to it's first Gym Battle encounter and the reaction of the streamers. Because they'll only discover it's weak to Dark by accident. It might be bad that I want whatever this pokemon is to be a Super legendary. You know, just to make us work for the victory.

#pokemon

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Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver

So I just saw the Most Recent Pietro andWanda Argument ™ and Pietro running around the world to blow off Steam and run past Tommy. And Tommyis faster than Pietro so it occurs to m: he just saw his uncle running by slowly. But also I saw a preview. Oh my gosh? Did Marvel finally remember they haven't shown Wanda and Tommy having one on one time? Are we going to get an issue with Tommy updating Wanda on his adventures? And Wanda using that snapshot spell for it's actual purpose? By which I mean keeping up with her favorite speedster's rambling. I can't wait for the trade to be available. I mean I will because I am fund deficient but this is so exciting!

#scarlet witch #quicksilver #tommy shepherd

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The shovel talk

Colin: *digging a hole* how long do I have to keep digging, Mama.

Violet: I'm thinking...six feet down four feet across.

Colin: *pauses* Mama, is there a body you need to conceal.

Violet: Don't be foolish, Colin. Now you have hurt dearest Penelope and broken her heart too many times. And now that you're finally properly courting her instead of gazing at her like she's the only thing in the room and calling that friendship, I have words that need to be said. Colin.

Colin: Yes, Mama?

Violet: if I ever catch wind of you hurting dear Penelope again, the use of this hole will become apparent.

Colin: *continues shoveling* If I ever do I'll climb in myself.

#polin #colin bridgerton #violet bridgerton #shovel talk #bridgerton

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How it happened

Eloise: I HAVE LOVED PENELOPE MUCH LONGER! Certainly longer than you have loved her. And longer than she has loved you.

Colin: It's not the same type of love, Eloise.

Eloise: THE HELL IT ISN'T! If you're talking about wanting to do carnal things I can assure you that she stars on regularly in my nightly fantasies!

Penelope: I do?

Colin: *scoffs* We're not talking about two women going out on adventures and changing the world. We're talking about things too mature for you apparently.

Penelope: Colin...

Eloise: oh for lamb's sake, Colin not those fantasies! I'm saying that I want to *proceeds to describe ravishing Penelope in museums, gardens, libraries ,and all over both their houses*

Penelope: *fans herself*

Colin: *green* That's disgusting, Eloise. Museum floors are much too filthy for a treasure like Penelope. Also I apologize, I was mistaken. But hearing abou my sister's intimate tastes has made me rather queasy...

Penelope: *slaps Colin's arm* Colin!

Eloise: And you don't think I feel ill when I think of Penelope's charm, beauty, and sensuality wasted on you! You're not worthy of her!

Colin: Certainly not! But neither are you! However I have the great honor of her giving me a chance!

Eloise: I should gouge out your eyes with a spoon Colin!

Penelope: *blushing* ENOUGH!! YOU CAN SHARE!!

Colin: huh?

Eloise: huh?

Penelope: *throws up arms* For lamb's sake. I'll love and marry both of you so stop being idiots and arguing.

Colin: Yes, Pen

Eloise: ...only if you promise to kiss me.

Colin: Actually I, too, would like a kiss.

Penelope: *fondly* You're both insufferable

#penelope x eloise #peneloise #colin x penelope #polin #bridgerton

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Polin Sass

Colin: Please, Pen. Your presence is water and I am dying of thirst.

Penelope: I am water, correct?

Colin: Yes!

Penelope: Then don't drink, Mr. Bridgerton. Breathe. Sashays away

#polin #sassy #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #Bridgerton

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Penelope: *sighs* Oh alright, this is my husband Colin

Colin: Hello.*lovingly* This is my wife Penelope who I love very much

Penelope: and this is my wife Eloise.

Eloise. Hey there.*rakishly* This lovely little morsel is Penelope. I'm her wife who adores her every action and way.

Penelope: Eloise and Colin are siblings. They're sharing

Lady Danbury: *cackling*

Violet: Penelope, dearest. I thought you were sensible. However did this happen?

Penelope:.....I'm not entirely sure. I figure we'll iron out the kinks later?

Lady Danbury *cackling louder*

Penelope: But I love them both very much so we'll make it work.

Violet:....if you're sure dear. I do suppose you're up to task of managing two Bridgertons.

#polin #colin x penelope #peneloise #Penelope x Eloise #bridgerton

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If Hanamusa happened before Ash's Journey but Jesse, James, and Meowth were still criminals

So. You know how in Hanamusa Jesse is Ash's Dad. I remembered that one line from Indigo League about how Ash was the Apple of his Dad's eye.

What if this happens?

Delia: Your Dad's so proud. You're the Apple of our eye.

Ash: Thanks, Mom. How is Dad?

Delia: Oh

Suddenly an explosion happens. When the dust settles

Jessie: Prepare for Trouble.

James: And make it Double!

Ash stares at Team rocket as they go through their motto. Delia also stares through the screen of the Vid phone dumbfounded.

Ash: Dad?! Uncle James?! Meowth too?!

Jessie: Kiddo?!

Delia: JESSICA KETCHUM!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEARING GIOVANNI'S TACKY UNIFORM?!

Jessie looked like a Stantler caught in the Headlights

Jessie: Well you see, Deerling...

Delia: Stay there. We'll have words. When I get there.

The vid phone's screen went blank.

Jessie and Ash looked at each other and Ash looked Jessie in the eyes.

Ash: Nice to see you, Pops. Bye.

And summarily ran off with Pikachu dashing behind

Not a moment later Jessie was facing down an angry Delia who demanded an explanation of why her wife was wearing the uniform of her Ex's organization.

#hanamusashipping

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Hanamusa AU

So like Hanamusa appeared on my feed today and I love it. But like for some reason I had a little bit of a different idea.

So like imagine that James accidentally discovers Delia is running a crime ring. But she flies under the radar because she doesn't use pokemon in her crimes and just has her underling's go in after the Pokemon Crime Teams messed things up. She's become something of a Legend in the Crime Community. James can hardly believe it, himself. All the while Delia has been actively guiding James, Jessie, and Meowth away from crime. She's also been falling hard for Jessie. Who's falling equally hard for her

Those things were genuine on Delia's part with no ulterior motive. Like right now she just takes a break and is on the phone with people for like an hour, then she's back to running her restaurant and being the sweetest thing ever. But like She's the Top Crime Lord on Kalos, Johto and Galar. The fact that she doesn't live in those regions help.

Delia keeps her secrets and she keeps them well. But she doesn't particular think it matters if James finds out about her little hobby. She knows her new bestie won't tell anyone. Meanwhile she can just keep running her restaurant, being a great mom, and making out with Jessica

#hanamusashipping #delia ketchum #alternate universe

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Adult Digidestined

So I'm planning a Story about digimon whose partners are adults. I'm thinking instead of journeys to find themselves their journey will instead be to become Administrators of their digital world. They'll have the power to fight alongside their digimon partners. Like their bond with their partners grants them some of their partner's power and their strength, outfits and body evolves along with their partners. They'll meet up at the point where they're all inducted as administrators in the network that connects the Layers of the digital world. Or in one of the Real World's connected to one of their Digital Worlds. Which will cause all sorts of drama because the way they carry out their duties and their moral codes are drastically different but they need to work together to maintain the balance of their connected Digital Worlds.

#digimon

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Penny, Winter, and Weiss

So like Penny has Pietro as a father and like the closest thing she has to a mother is Winter. What if we leaned into that in a platonic co-parent way. The first meeting between RWBY and Penny would be different. But also let's make this weirder

"Hi, Auntie Weiss!" The chipper girl said after introductions were made. "I'm Penny. It's Nice to meet you all!"

"Auntie?!" Weiss was offended.

"She definitely hit her head." Yang commented a little worried

Penny tilted her head, "Is that not what you call your mother's sister?"

"Wait. Winter's not old enough!" Weiss was confused

"Oh.... oops" Penny was disconcerted "I was supposed to be a surprise." She turned to look at Ruby and immediately her expression turned to fascination. "You have silver eyes..."

" Yeah?" Ruby asked blushing for some reason.

"They're so pretty! Wo~w" Penny said leaning in for a better look. Ruby at the same time was fascinated by Penny's emerald eyes that almost glowed

Weiss got them back on track. "As fun and confusing as this has been we still need to catch a faunus thief."

With that they parted ways

#penny polendina #team rwby #weiss schnee #winter schnee #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nuts and dolts

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Hazbin hotel theories

So I was thinking about Hazbin Hotel and came up with some theories for it.

So Sir Pentious appeared right in front of the Seraphim, right? Does this mean that redeemed Sinners are actually where Seraphim come from? Or are they placed highest because Hell is a test by the Divine that they only pass if they're redeemed.

We've seen that Nifty is Just Nifty and, unlike Husk, she's actually friends with Alastor. Also she gives him a crown made from the corpses of her enemies. So like what if the deal Alastor is running from is actually the deal he made with her. That would change the whole dynamic but also explain why he doesn't treat her like a pet.

Alternatively Nifty didn't make a deal with Alastor. She just adopted him and he's rather fond of her cause they have similar values. Maybe Nifty is actually still an Overlord but all of the others are....too scared of her to invite her to meetings. Or maybe it's an Alphamon situation. Considering she succeeded where Alastor failed.

By the end of season Two Angel is going to be redeemed and Husk will regain his Overlord Status.

And Finally Charlie, at some point, will have a meeting with Stolas and they'll gush over their partners.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin theory

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The Firefly Demise and The Ladybug's Tears

Something that I know in my heart to be true is: After learning of Penny's death and returning to Remnant Ruby can't stand the sight of fireflies. They bring back so many memories but always circle back to the two times she lost the love of her life. She always cries whenever she sees them and is filled with Rage that she didn't get to spend her life with Penny as Girlfriends with squishy guts that Destroy Grimm.

#nuts n dolts #nuts and dolts #angst

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Yumina Enclave

i was thinking about NanoFate which led me to thinking about Vivio naturally. You know she's marketed as a love interest for Einhart but like....if you read Vivid that's not the case at all. Like if anything Vivio's heading towards a love triangle with Rio and Corona when they get older. If anything what Vivio feels for Einhart is, "A senpai I respect and will surpass. Also a dear friend." Which is appropriate she 10 in Vivid.Meanwhile Einhart is over here dealing with memory encroachment from her past life/inheriting her ancestor's memories. When she's done with that she's proposing and later living together with Yumina and setting her as her lock screen. Let's not even talk about all the girls her age who she's managed to get crushing on her. I mean Einhart does look at Yumina like she's tasty even when she's dealing with the memory thing. I don't know, there's just something about Close-combatants and their supports that's inherently romantic.

All this to say: don't be fooled by the marketing. Sometimes what's actually going on is even gayer than shown.

#Vivio takamachi #Einhart stratos #Yumina enclave #magical girl lyrical nanoha

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Vaggie

So who said Vaggie was an Angel?! Whoever said that was amazing. And like Charlie is a little bloodthirsty. But also Heaven is indeed fucked up. But I'm happy for Angel for improving. And Ultimately Adam is a Dick. I mean I knew. There's a piece bible history where there was a version where Eve was Adam's third bride and he banished his second one because he saw how she was made and was disgusted. No one knows what happened to her. At least that's how it was in my original timeline. I am absolutely ecstatic about these episodes.

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #adam hazbin hotel

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Nuts and Dolts AU.

So like you know how in Most AUs Faunus are still a thing but Penny doesn't have robotic roots. Why doesn't she have robotic roots. Like has anybody written a modern dayish AU where Penny was built and identifies as Human. Ruby knows but other people don't but when it comes out and she's called a robot she breaks down crying that she's human! Ruby comforts her girlfriend, Yang punched the person who said that to Penny. Isn't that interesting? Actually maybe I'll write that myself.

#nuts and dolts #rwby au