#@wastedheartmuke

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Shower Sex Masterlist

A long hard fuck, you say? (Muke smut) (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke N/R, 1k

Summary: Michael and Luke have shower sex, that's pretty much all you need to know

feels like i’m dreaming but i’m not sleeping (ao3) - badomensbaby luke/calum, michael/ashton E, 29k

Summary: “But saying that out loud is just..” the blonde boy trails off, his voice weakened and unsteady, “Makes me feel kind of pathetic, I guess.” “Pathetic?” Calum parrots, “Therapy isn’t just for people who have issues, Luke. I have patients who just like to tell me about their life because they want to. You have this preconceived notion that therapy is only for broken people.”

or, luke has too many problems but calum doesn’t mind them.

his only reason (ao3) - theonlyreason michael/luke T, 9k

Summary: there's a reason why 'the only reason' was gender-neutral

In The Dark (Like Meteorites) (ao3) - dafeedil michael/calum/ashton E, 26k

Summary: Ashton falls for Calum at a nightclub, and then for Calum's boyfriend, too.

I Wouldn't Know What to Say If I Had You (ao3) - bitscrawford (orphan_account) luke/ashton E, 3k

Summary: “Can’t we just… shower together or sumthin’?”

Ashton’s brow furrows and he turns to look at Luke. “Are you serious?”

“Can’t two bros shower together without it being gay?”

Kinky (ao3) - wastedheartmuke michael/luke M, 43k

Summary: While moving into their new apartment, Luke finds a list of kinks Michael wants to try.

Seems like vanilla sex isn't enough for his boyfriend, but is Luke willing to try some kinky things?

Kissing And Touching Like No One Else (Do You Say That I'm A Sweetheart?) (ao3) - Migs luke/calum E, 1k

Summary: "Hi baby." Calum whispers as he joins Luke under the steaming hot shower, sneaking his arms under Luke's armpits as he hugs the blond from behind. His cock nestles perfectly between the plush globes when the blond arches his back towards the touch.

"Hi." Luke smiles as he turns his head sideways so that Calum can kiss his cheek.

OR: Cake shower sex

Like A Virgin (Touched For The Very First Time) (ao3) - DontGetTooCloseItsDarkInside michael/luke E, 5k

Summary: "So I have a head canon that Mikey was a bottom back in 2011 when he lost his virginity to Luke. Can you have them just like non stop fucking? Like Michael realizes he has feeling for Luke and after months of pining from the both of them Michael finally loses his virginity to Luke and they don't stop having sex for like daaaays!"

Lost Hearts (ao3) - CliffordAffliction ot4 E, 177k

Summary: Ashton, Luke, Calum and Michael live in four different worlds in high school and each one of them is in love with someone who loves someone else. This can’t possibly end well…or can it?

So Much Better (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton, michael/luke, bryana/ashton N/R, 84k

Summary: This is good, good for Ashton. He works so hard, always taking care of the boys, he deserves someone who will take his mind off of things, even for a couple of hours to get coffee. Maybe it’ll make him better, and by extension, the band better. Maybe Bryana is a good thing for everyone. Yet, even now, as Calum tries to think of how great Bryana could be for Ashton, he can’t help but think that he would be so much better.

Or the one where Calum and Ashton have been Friends With Benefits for years, and Calum thought his feelings for Ashton were simply sexual until Bryana came into the picture.

that’s why you like it (ao3) - merlypops michael/calum E, 69k

Summary: Calum starts doing workouts in the garden over the summer and Michael spends the whole time with his hand down his pants (until Calum takes matters into his own hands).

The Way You Take Away My Breath (ao3) - dracomalfloy michael/luke E, 3k

Summary: Michael accidentally reveals to the world that he and Luke shower together

Tie That Binds - @ashtcnirwin (elivigar) E, 98k

Summary: In which Luke wants to explore miscellaneous kinks and Ashton strikes him as a good candidate to do said exploring with with.

Touchy Feely (ao3) - sammyswagstar ot4 E, 9k

Summary: The fic with demisexual Michael and ot4 that no one asked for. Michael gets handsy in the shower with his best friends and they take advantage of him, before they all get their happy ending. Pun intended?

Where You Go, I'll Follow (ao3) - fourdrunksluts, reversecow calum/ashton, michael/luke E, 211k

Summary: This story follows Calum, Michael, Luke, and Ashton on their journey to self-discovery. Through first loves, heartbreaks, and friendship, this is the behind the scenes of what the cameras didn't show through the years. 

#5sosfanfictioncatalogue #5sos fanfic #masterlists #smut #sex tw #showersex #showersex masterlist

[wastedheartmuke]

IS IT EASIER TO STAY? IS IT EASIER TO GO?

#5sos #easier #easier5sos #5secondsofsummer #5sosfam #5sos4 #me #wastedheartmuke

[dreamboypeach]

I got a long term plan with short term fixes;  And a wasted heart that just eclipses 

For @wastedheartmuke Doing mood boards based on urls, if you want one ask me Taking in other requests too!

#my moodboards #muke #wastedheartmuke #muke moodboard #luke hemmings #5sos Luke #luke blurb #luke 5 seconds of summer #michael clifford #5sos michael #michael blurb #mgc #lrh #clemmings #5 seconds of summer #5sos aesthetic #5sos instagram #5sos #5sosfam #my fave mb

[niwisdoodles]

If it isn’t obvious I love the drawings for #5secondsofoctober 🖤

Aw thank you so so much!! :3 🖤🖤

#wastedheartmuke

[frickyouralmonds]

hi! so as you all probably didn’t know, i recently reached 2k! around this same time, my blog turned 7 years old. i just wanted to thank you guys for following me and give a shout out/appreciation to some of my faves!

a-c // @applesauceluke @babygrandpa @bowtiebrendon @butthole-pizza @cakestan @calumspeachy​ @carriedawayfromhome​ @cashton @cashtonurl @cashtontrash //

d-g // @dankpunks @fivesecondsoflove @fucking5sos @galacthicc @getsosd @ghostsofhood @ghostofmashton @ghstofcalum //

h-m // @libracalum @liikeavapor @lucasbby @mackalmorr @maluminspace @micool5sos @miguelclifford @mikeyreject @monsteramongmichael //

n-z //  @otpmalum @perfctcalum @pxrxmoore @rudeshours @skankniall @starrynightashton @sublimehood @wastedheartmuke //

thank you guys for following this mess of a blog, here’s to many more years!

#sorry if i forgot anyone bc i had to do this all alphabetical on my own bc tumblr followers is in age of follow order now #alex speaks

[muke-network]

do you know any good 5sos/muke blogs to follow? x

Yep!

Admittedly, I don’t follow too many 5sos blogs because most of them piss me off lol but here’s a few:

@wastethemuke@galaxyhairedmikey@cliffordsbye@mirandaclemmings@daily5sosupdate@ohhmuke@lovely-muke@revealingmuke@wastedheartmuke

That’s all I can really think of at the moment! 

#tj answers #Anonymous

[fakebetchluke]

rules- tag 20 followers that u would like to know

I was tagged by @iloveluek

nickname: millie isn’t my legal name so i guess millie is my nickname

gender: female

star sign:  libra

height: 5′4

sexuality: ngl idk and idc I’ll know when I love someone i guess

favorite animal: flamingos 

average hours of sleep: 7

dogs or cats: dogs

number of blankets: as many as possible normally but rn UK is actually warm for once so none

dream trip: I’d love to do a roadtrip through America but I’d also like to do like a year in Australia cos I have family there and the beaches are like real beaches and not the literal patches of mud that are classed as beaches where i live

dream job: i have no idea and it scares me

favorite songs of the week: meet you there, babylon, moving along, youngblood 

things you find comforting: the motion of boats, hugs from friends, eating

I tag:

@ashtonsunshine @myboyfriendsadrummer @calumspeachy @mall-boy-from5sos @wastedheartmuke @weusedtohavemore @emo-soul-4-cal @tothemoonmikey @ifwallsculdtalk @burncrashromance @ostentatiousalibis @planetxrobot @softirwin @fivesecondsofjessy @gigglyirwin @glitterylukess @xxlietomexx @bananashemmo @notreallyluke @miguelclifford

#about me

[lonelylikeacastaway]

I was tagged by: @winkwinkluke

rule: answer the questions and tag 20 blogs to get to know them better!

nickname: Schelle

gender: female

star sign: libra

height: 5′7″ish

time: 10:42 pm

birthday: October 13

favorite bands: Waterparks, 5SOS, Chapel, Too Close To Touch, Grayscale, As It Is, Marianas Trench, One OK Rock, THERE’S A LOT I LOVE MUSIC

favorite solo Artists: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson (I’m 1D trash I’M SORRY), BriBry, EDEN, Illenium, Machine Gun Kelly

song stuck in my head: Beautiful Things - Grayscale

last movie watched: Baywatch

last show watched: Friends

when did I create this blog: around 3 or 4 months ago

what do I post: 5SOS and random bullshit lol

last thing I googled: ‘translate too close to touch lyrics’

do you get asks: SOME BUT NOT ENOUGH

following blogs: 480

followers: 1,374

favorite colors: green and purple right now

average hours of sleep: I dunno 5 maybe?

lucky number: 13 (it’s not a Taylor Swift thing don’t even I WILL FIGHT YOU)

instruments: flute, piano, guitar

what I’m wearing: skinny jeans and a band shirt

how many blankets do I sleep with: anywhere from 1-4 depending on the day

dream job: photographer

dream trip: England

favorite food: pasta

nationality: American

favorite song right now: BEAUTIFUL THINGS BY GRAYSCALE CUZ IT’S ON REPEAT IN MY EARS RIGHT NOW AND IT’S SO PRETTY AND I LOVE IT DAMN YOU MARIA

I tag: @seoul-ess @unpredicktabl-e @calummmmmmm @lukesafallingstar @bloopmichael @theghostofashton @truthorclifford @calumhoodisdad @my-magical-5sos @soundshoodfeelshood @ballukes @frickyouralmonds @jetblackmuke @lordsatana666 @mukeafonao3 @mvt101 @wastedheartmuke FUCK IT THAT’S NOT 20 BUT I’M DONE

#this is my first ever post on a laptop btw #I'm very happy #fuck mobile this is great #winkwinkluke #I still don't remember my tag for this stuff but I don't care anymore #schelle

[wastedheartmuke]

Alexa play causeirememberthetasteofyourskintonightandthewaythatyoulookedyouhadthoseeyesirememberthewayitfeltinsideandthenamesofthesongsthatmadeyoucryyouwouldscreamwewouldfightyouwouldcallmecrazyiwouldlaughyouweremadbutyoualwayskissedmeandtheshirtthatihadthatyoualwaysborrowedwheniwokeitwasgonetherewasnotomorrow!

#mine #5sos #5 seconds of summer #5secondsofsummer #5sosfam #wastedheartmuke #calum hood #cth #calum #hood #calum5sos #calum thomas hood #ashton irwin #calum 5sos #ashton 5sos #ashton fletcher irwin #irwin #ashton #ati #luke hemmings #hemmings #luke #lrh #luke robert hemmings #luke5sos #luke 5 sos #ashton5sos #michael 5sauce #michael 5sos #michael clifford

[frickyouralmonds]

hi guys! for my birthday, i decided i was gonna do a follow forever bc i haven’t done one in years. thank you guys for following my blog honestly !! i’ve had it for nearly 6 years now which is just crazy to me ???

i would def check out all of these blogs if you don’t already follow them !! (sorry in advance if i forgot anyone)

a-d // @applesauceluke @a-punks-tears @babygrandpa @badbehaviour @bowtiebrendon @butthole-pizza @cadmiumfission @cakestan @calumincolor @calumscereal @calumspeachy @cashton @cashtontrash @cashtonurl @clummyhood @dankpunks @duke5sos //

e-k // @fivesecondsoflove @fucking5sos @galacthicc @getsosd @ghostsofhood @ghstofcalum @hemmo199 @independentassbitch @istillcallhimlogiebear @jeweltonedheart //

l-o //@libracalum @lie2meluke @liikeavapor @mackalmorr @maluminspace @marblossom @miguelclifford @mikeyreject @micaelclifford @michaelsdumbtattoo @michaeltragedy @muketrash @newsbrokenscene @otpmalum //

p-z //@perfctcalum @ripstyfford @sexkittenclifford @skankniall @starrynightashton @stopitluke @vulentines @wastedheartmuke @younnghoon //

#ff

[apocalumpse]

tag nine people you want to get to know better ; i was tagged by @lucasbby . relationship status : single! . favourite colour : red, all the way ❤️ . last song i listened to : how you get the girl by Taylor Swift . favourite three tv shows : scandal, how to get away with murder and chicago fire . top three characters : laurel castillo, huck (from scandal) and robert chase (from house) . top three ships : laurel+frank, olitz and stydia . i tag: @smuttyaf @maorikingcth @calumsbtich @ashtonfightme @micool5sos @wastedheartmuke @tundrairwin @drewgerous @independentassbitch

[muke-network]

can i get some muke blog recs ?? :))

Absolutely!

@rainbowsmuke @galaxyhairedmikey @wastethemuke @mirandaclemmings @cliffordsbye @mukeafonao3 @lovely-muke @wastedheartmuke @paper-storm @revealingmuke @2k13muke @5sosmukefan @mukehug

I’m sure there are more but those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head! If I forgot anyone then like this so this lovely anon can go follow!

#tj answers #blog rec #Anonymous

[fvckn5sos]

I was tagged by the lovely @mrdisrespecthood! Thanks for the tag and I love you loads!

Rules: tag 20 10 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: Aud, Auddie Zodiac sign: Aquarius Height: 5′2 Last Thing You Googled:  ice cream places near me Favourite music artist: 5SOS, 1D, Halsey, Ed Sheeran, Troye Sivan, All Time Low Song stuck in my head: Sign of the Times by Harry Styles Last Movie you watched: Coraline What are you wearing right now: Sweat pants, a long-sleeve shirt, socks, and a zip-up jacket Why did you choose your URL: I was a smol bean when I made this account and I didn’t like swearing but at the same time, I was just like “fuckin 5sos, man” Do you have any other blogs: I actually just deleted my other account. O.o What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: Lol, what relationship? (translation: my independent ass has never been in a relationship) Religious Or Spiritual: Is it possible to be both? Favourite Colour: Green Average Hours Of Sleep: 10... I like my sleep, okay?? Lucky Number: 2, 10, 12, or 13 Favorite characters: Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Brooke Davis, Castiel, and Ben Wyatt How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: 1 or 2 Dream Job: Best-selling author/poet or songwriter

Now I’d like to tag @ijusthappentobeinlovewithbands, @glitterlovatohoran, @ash96clifford, @wastedheartmuke, @calamity-e, @fuck-off-lucas, @shortwayhomes, @okokcalum, @liamismylight, & @chanelnomichael

#about me #fvckn5sos