#‘he’s literally just sitting down’ YOU DONT GET IT !!!!!

[arsonlookers]

VERY NEEDY IDOL! YAN! ADVENTURINE

Suggestive below read at your own risk~

Imagine down bad yandere! idol adventurine really wanted to be treated like this by his manager Reader.

He has dreamed all night and all day daydreaming about being under you, and he is soooo down bad.

He doesn't care if he would be the top or the bottom in the relationship at all.

all he cares about is you and him together, being intimate, being lovely dovely with each other being able to love and be loved back, that's all inside his mind.

Imagine just how yandere! Adventurine would go down on his knees and begs you to just fuck him, even better if you made him pussy drunk at all. he will be ecstatic and even incoherently thank you non-stop

"ThaThank you~ ahhh~~ mmmnn~ ahh~ Thankyou~thank-thank you baby~ agghbabyy~ "

He will never let go of your leg unless you give him all he wants, and he will even shamelessly make a bet with your dignity on the line so if you either lose or win he will have an advantage one way or the other.

After all, he doesn't want to lose this chance to be able to fuck his sexy and lovely manager~

just push more against his d!ck he loves the feeling of your heels just pushing against his member and looking at you with his love-sick eyes. Don't ever lose eye contact with this man because he will grip harder on your leg if you look away even for a second.

"Look at me~ please just look at me~ "

He loves how soft your thighs are and how plush it is against his face, and even snuggles his cheeks against your thigh while keeping eye contact, he can smell your arousal because of how close he is to your private and he is just as turned on as you.

he will tease You about it but he is no better since you can clearly see his packing under your heels and even with your heels on you can feel how he is getting bigger than before which is not normal at all.

With your dirty mind, you start to imagine just how hard he can get and just how good he would feel inside you.

with lust-filled eyes, you just can't look away from his obsessed and lustful gaze.

Imagine after all this is happening it will end up from just pushing his member down by your heels to literally sitting on his face shamelessly putting more strength and griping on your sides to not lose the sensation of drowning in your juices and being faced against your pussy~

"Stay~ hmmm~ you taste so goood~ ahh~ mmm~"

Praises you just how you make him feel and loves how your juices never end.

He loves how it moves so fast from him begging to now eating you out was a dream for him. grips his hair please he loves how tight and sends electrics on his body. the pain is reminding him that this is real and not a dream.

That you are in front of his face eating you out and hearing your godly lovely moans and whimpers. He will forever cherish this moment and nonstop imagine this every moment of his life.

he is in your mercy so please give him more~

"Ahhh~ hmm~ more~ just mo-more~ stay like this ~ forever ahh~ you taste sofckingGoood~ahggghhh~~"

Its even better if not just this position you know~ he can do all and if possible he will do ALL with you~ He means it~

E.V.E.R.Y. S.I.N.G.L.E. P.O.S.I.T.I.O.N.

Until you pass out~ and even if you do pass out, don't really expect he will just stop ~ no honey~ he will continue even after that~

"you need something baby?"

don't really worry he does take good after care for you. you cant walk? he will serve you breakfast in bed

You want to go to the restroom, he will take you there

He will be at your beck and call. just call him anywhere, everytime, and anything he dont really care he will ditch everything in a matter if seconds. FOR. YOU.~

Art is not mine!!

#fem reader #x reader #hsr aventurine #honkai star rail x reader #honkai imagines #honkai star rail #yandere adventurine #adventurine x reader #adventurine #yandere adventurine x reader #hsr x reader #suggestive #suggestive art #adventurine suggestive art #yandere themes #yandere thoughts #yandere tendencies #yandere things #yandere male #yandere idol #I FEELHORNYYY #star rail #suggestive text #YANDERE IDOL ADVENTURINE #X MANAGER READER #ADVENTURINE SIMP!

[renranram]

My Barista ⊹ ࣪ ˖

sfw

where quackity starts to leave paper hearts for barista y/n every single day || short btw

alex had caught an interest for the new barista from the café he had been going ever since he attended college

he liked you because of your personality, he finds you kind, friendly and approachable but never had the balls to talk to you unless he has to order something

“ look, why don't you just talk to them man? it's that simple, just say hi, i find you attractive and shit like that can i get your number? “ his friend, karl, states as alex groans out, fixing his earbuds as he glances at you

the man was in a call with karl, hoping for a collab but it leads on to him ranting about you, “ you know it's not that easy, i mean, just look at them, they're so pretty, and kind, and shit like that “ alex sighs out

“ be glad im filming for a video, if i was there i would be the one to tell them “ karl continues to scold his bestfriend, “ yeah yeah of course you would “ alex chuckles as he fixes his beanie

“ oh, what's that? “ he asks, spotting a heart shaped paper on karl’s background, “ oh, jimmy challenged us to make origamis and stuffs “ karl grabs the heart shaped origami as he got it closer to the camera

“ it's cute “ alex commented as karl shrugs, smug, “ because i made it “ he flips his hair as alex could only chuckle before glancing up at you again

“ uh… how can you make that? “ he asks, “ it's really simple! “ karl exclaims as he guides alex, gently folding the paper in even sides then creating a paper heart

and after that, history was made, at first, he didn't actually mean to leave the paper, he forgot to pick it up because he was rushing, but seeing you smile as you pick up the paper heart, he started intentionally leaving them

and you, didn't mind, you cleaned his table everytime he leaves, hoping he'd leave another and he does, it was kinda awkward every time he orders, the two of you woupd avoid eye contact but both will be a blushing mess

“ see! im literally such a pogger “ karl cheers for him, “ yeah yeah yeah, whatever… the only problem is uhh… i kind of… don't know how to properly talk to them “ he scratches the back of his head

“ bruh “ karl exclaims, “ hm… what about you leave your number on one of the paper hearts? “ karl suggested as alex chuckles, “ fuck no, and make them think im a creep? “

“ come on! just try it, dont be so ballsy “ karl insists as alex pause, “ ill think about it “ he mutters

he left two papers for you this time, a note and the usual paper heart, ‘ open the heart:) ‘ the note states as you slowly unfolds the heart, seeing his number wrote inside

you of course hesistated first, thinking this was just a small joke or a prank but you're unaware how he would rant about you to his twitch chat and friends, his twitch chat knowing you as ‘ his favourite barista ‘

at first your texts are very awkward, but the moment you mentioned a hobby of yours it just immediately clicked, everyday he'd go on the café daily, the two of you would chat if the only customer was him

days go by, and by just a blink, alex lays his head on your shoulder, “ happy anniversary babe “ he mumbles, smiling as he pecks your cheek

“ 3 years “ you added, intertwining your hands with his as you two sat on a park, just admiring the fine summers day, “ is it really that long already? “ he chuckles as alex sits up

“ maybee “ you laugh as you open your picnic basket, setting down the strawberry that alex would always order and some other snacks too of course

as you set things up alex looks at you with admiration and a smile, fixing your hair as he pulls out a paper heart from his pocket, gently handing it to you

“ oh? “ you ask, looking at him in confusion, “ you should unfold it or something “ he smiles at you cheekily

you slowly unfold the neatly folded paper, ‘ will you marry me? ‘ the paper reads out as you gasp, as suddenly alex was in one knee, holding out a small box for you

looking up at you, “ i know this isn't your ideal proposal but uh “ he scratches the back of his head as you tackle him with a hug, already sobbing

you press kisses all over his face, leaving your lipstick marks as alex could only chuckle, gently guiding you to wear your engagement ring

#alex quackity #quackity fluff #quackity fanfic #quackity x reader #quackity #alex quackity x reader #qsmp fanfiction #qsmp quackity #qsmp

[housewifebuck]

buck + sitting bisexually

#this is funny to ME. #‘he’s literally just sitting down’ YOU DONT GET IT !!!!! #911 #911edit #911 fox #911verse #evan buckley #911 gifs #911 abc #evanbuckleyedit #Oliver stark #my gifs #🪐 #I know damn well the tags on this post are all gonna be about the last gif. shut up shut up shut up yes I see it #plus

[flamboyant-king]

I had an Isaac run where it was so stressful my heartrate was at a 145bpm and it persisted for 6 hours. After that, like every day that followed, my heart would just suddenly shoot up to 120-140bpm for an hour if I so much as thought about something I've been stressing over recently. Everybody encouraging me to go to the ER. And I'm just like "Oh please I've actually always been like this, I'm fine." Had to chop down my Adderall dosage. But I swear I've felt like this since high school, but I guess the medicine enhances the feeling and that feeling was ANXIETY.

So, suffice to say, playing The Binding of Isaac™️ almost gave me a heart attack.

#and its not the adderall thats just inducing the heartrate #cause i only got prescribed adderall this year #dad got diagnosed with afib when i was still in school. he rushed himself to the hospital with mom while i was taking a test #i was like what the heck where did you guys go and mom said oh dad was having a heart attack or something and we didnt want to bother you #like WOULDNT YOU TELL YOUR CHILD OH MAYBE YOU WONT SEE YOUR FATHER AFTER WE GO TO THE HOSPITAL BUT FINISH YOUR EXAM BABY #that was like 2020 and we have a couple of those oxygen readers for your fingers and it measures your heartbeat #i out one on for fun im just sitting there at the dinner table and my heartrate was at 120 #like i didnt do anything we been stuck at home because pandemic and we just having a nice dinner #and my heartbeat was just thats my resting heartrate. they told me to try the blood pressure thing #average blood pressure but truly my heartbeat was just vibing at 120. mis padres were like oh no maybe you have afib too #babes youre too young to have that. and i jsut said oh is that what it means when im nauseous and have to lie down #i havent been diagnosed with anything. i suspect is tachycardia but no official thing #although i havent seen a cardiologist. what if we pay to get a screening and its nothing #i dont want to go thru all that and let it be nothing. lets wait until its a real problem #when my brother and his family visited just like what two weeks ago he was like #he was sitting on moms exercise bike and said it reads your heartrate #and it did you put your hands on the handle and it reads yer pulse #i told him like oooh let me try. hey brother my resting heartrate is 120 a lot. and hes like. what. get on this thing #and i get off the couch literally resting and lay my hands on the handles #and we see it go up. from 80 to 90 to 100 to 110 to 120 and hes a nurse and my moms a nurse and he says go upstairs and rest #dont hang out here with the kids. and im like ha i already told mom #he said sit there for ten minutes dont do anythingg and were trying again #he got mom to call our doctor and my doctor said to stop taking the adderall which is NOT IDEAL theres worse repurcussions to stop cold #so i cut mine in half. cause i had a dosage of 20mg and i almost fainted at work. we died the dosage down to 15 #but after all that i cut my 15 down to 7.5 cause hey i cant stop cold but i can ween myself #brother said i shouldnt be taking adderall if im not doing anything that requires focus. but im like i need focus to live man #look at how much ive been drawing...i mean its only in like hour long intervals but its productive #so theres that. i can feel my heartrate already up but i guess its just a thing with me...anywho #doodles #the binding of isaac

[mcybree]

Random limlife Scott rant, GO!

I got this ask and decided that I’d give it my best shot but got so mad on my skim through some of the moments I remembered that I gave up.

#Okay im half joking #I got angry enough for me to decide that writing a post without careful consideration would probably lead to an inaccurate little ramble #I need to like. actually sit down and watch limlife and do a full overall analysis #because the context for how scott acts each season is so important. a skim just wont do #The reason I dont have notes on him to share with the class already is because when it was coming out I was pretending that— #Scott grew as a person after 3l and I wanted to believe that so badly I started making stuff up about memory erasure and limlife being— #dubiously real so that I could look the other way when scott started being weird about jimmy again #I was like yeah they barely remember it thats why scotts being uncomfortably weird about jimmy this season #not because scott doesnt think about jimmy like a person and just wants to hear him say words that make him feel better about his— #rough relationship history #not because the idea of jimmy gaining independence from him makes him feel insecure or anything #sighs. sorry im just saying things. again its been a while since ive watched it so I need to actually. Yknow. Watch it before making posts #Its just crazy how he treats it like proving a point more than actually caring #“I mightve given you the 30 minutes last week if youd said love you” he wouldnt have. he was already leaving when he said it #he’s literally just trying to get him to feel bad about not saying it #pretty sure he kills jimmy in the same episode he lets jimmy kill him. Like. He doesnt really care like that #He just likes to pretend that he does. He is going through the motions of caring #Its like he needs to believe jimmy still needs him. in like a possessive way. Its really weird man #I will say though since I see this a lot: I dont think him singling out tango in the 30 seconds scene was intentional #because if im being honest. I dont think he sees the ranchers as anything serious #He assumes tango was just putting up with jimmy bc he had to. He doesnt think tango actually cares about jimmy #in his mind no one actually cares about jimmy. because if scott struggled to care about jimmy and Scott is known for being an amazing ally #that must mean everyone else struggles to care about jimmy. If that makes sense #rant over I think. tldr limlife scott analysis postponed until I get my life together enough to be able to sit down and watch forthree hour #bree barks so fucking loud #asks

[waterfallofspace]

I have finished The M/entalist, a tv show that ended 10 years ago, a show that I'm sure no one else cares about, but that I am about to make my whole personality for at least 2 weeks as I have hyperfixated on it so hard I can barely breathe

so uhhhhhhhh anyways if anyone knows this show take this as an open invitation, or if not then consider this a formal warning that i may be reblogging things and screaming "P/ATRICK J/ANE" in the tags <3

#waterfalltalks #hi i am in LOVE with this man even tho hes like idk 30 years my senior #hes also fictional so <3 its fine <3 is what i tell myself <3 and its true <3 so its okay that i tell myself this <3 #what can i say okay he hits EVERY one of my boxes and has a charming smile while he does it #literal sunshine but clouded with the most beautiful darkness like hello sir #also one canon and it wasnt the best and it wasnt a lot and it was from the back but you know what sometimes we starve #so the fact im not going completely without is good enough for me and i will live nicely in this world #i do not know if i will write for him but i cannot find ANYTHING for this man so i might have to just do it myself #will anyone else care? no. does that matter to me? nope hes my beloved and i want c o n t e n t #only thing stopping me rn is free time and confidence that i have his mannerisms down #maybe after i rewatch it <3 again <3 and watch many edits <3 and maybe make a few edits <3 #anyways if you bothered to read this far uh- thank you? im sorry? dont mind me just losing it over my newest guy <3 you get how it is <3 #(i hope <3) anyways yes thank you!! bye!! i will go sit in a corner and think about my man <3 #not snz

[devil-changmin]

No, for real, people who do not watch Thai BL are literally missing out on the full range of human emotion

#you do not need sex or drugs or rock and roll if you can sit down and watch 45 mins of a show #where the translation gives you less context than if you just watched it raw #uses pronouns as haphazardly as a suburban mom trying to understand their kid's gender #and will literally put a break in the middle of a sentence so you have to wait until someone else speaks for the rest of the line #and THEN has a whole plot about the bitcoin investor in the fashion dorm inventing a faggot detector and selecting a classmate AT RANDOM to #test it on #ALL THE WHILE IN FRONT OF A PANEL OF PROSPECTIVE INVESTORS who could make this product a REAL THING #and his entire pitch revolves around 'doesn't it suck that anyone could be gay and we dont get to know?!?!?!?!?!?!' #meanwhile he's somehow made a massive breakthrough in genetic science (using resources from an anti-homosexual lab in Russia) #and doesnt even care about the scientific ground he just cares about his cousin not coming out

[nomaishuttle]

god its humiliating to be mad over a kids movie i feel like my dad.. Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.

#he literally will get so angry abt kids mvoies like he hates encanto bc hes like They were mean to her she should let them die 📣📣 #frozen sucks bc their parents were evil evil ppl. #like. david lee. im gonna be so open and honest with you. if you think a kid should let their family die bc they made mistakes while raisin #them you should sleep with 1 eye open. idk if u know what yr gunning for mister ily lamp tell rayne and ptoenix i love them mr You put me #in jail Mr i just slapped you Mr its kind of like hitler (Abtme being transgender .) likeeeee maybe you wanna sit down #however i am mad bc.im like no i dont careee abt copper idc i think he was a piece of shit ! but whatever. its also a kids movie so im not #like mad mad and Yeah maybe im projecting im self aware. #a2t #due to my child abused nature sry. i didnt rly.go into detail but im like ermm skeleton

[turnaboutchaos]

my mother needs to play ace attorney i need her to play it

#she literally told me that friends dont exist and that i shouldnt bother getting anymore #bc past friends have only hurt the family and myself (not true) #and then asked why i was crying later on like LADY???? #LADY I HAVE PLAYED 8 AND A HALF GAMES CENTRED AROUND WHY YOURE WRONG #THE MOST IMPORTANT THING U GOTTA REMEMBER IS TO TRUST YOUR CLIENT NO MATTER WHAT TO THE BITTER END #OMFG PLEASE YOU CANT JUST GO OUT AND KILL MY SOCIAL LIFE LIKE THAT #i used to have the mentality of 'trust no-one' and im trying REALLY hard to heal myself of that bc its wrong and trying to open myself up #to ppl and actually thrive in a group but noooo u just hafta kill the drift huh... #ughhhh i feel sick #she also said that the only friend i could have was god. like. as if he doesnt want me dead for being trans #anyways time to sit her down and make her play dgs or something. i need to prove shes wrong #this is sort of a vent idk i need to yell into the void bc i am. very sad #im SO SAD MR NARUHODO. SO VERY UPSET AND RATHER DISHEVELED. I DID NOT GET A GOOD SLEEP LAST NIGHT #shutuplance🧡 #im sorry goodbye

[h3rmitsunited]

thinking about how we can hold on to little offhand moments of human connection that don't mean much, shared instances with someone we don't know and we don't ever get to know, ships passing in the night, and how that can feel so special

and then thinking about how one of those moments for me was shared with a performer dressed as a murder clown at the halloween nights at knotts berry farm

built up this fond little memory and it's some fucker that looks like this

#story time is that i went to the knotts scary farm night event thing with the mazes and dress up people that try to scare you with a group #of friends. and we were waiting just inside the entrance for the rest of our group to get through security and theyve got some planter with #benches around them you can sit on so my group was sitting there and i was sitting at the edge of our group #and we were right next to another group of people like a group of girls whoe were probably like 17-18 or something #and my friends are talking and i notice one of the clown guys sneaking over in between our groups and there #is room on the bench for him to squeeze next to me so hes sitting between me and the group of girls #and im the only one out of the two groups to see him doing this and we make eye contact #and he does the little finger to lips thing and sits down next to me quietly and just waits #and it takes like a minute and we share like a secret little smile like yeah im in on the joke and i am #also eager to see those girls flip out when they see murder clown there. #but it was also just like a nice little like hey human moment. like yeah maybe i fell in love for a moment with the murder clown #and i dont know him and we shared a glimpse for a literal minute but like *connection* #and then one of the girls noticed him and screamed and then they all screamed and he grinned at me and ran off #and i never saw him again #never forget you murder clown #rambling #idk what to tag this #humanity #life #memories #clown #clown warning #Halloween

[energon-goodies]

you ever just. minding your business, wanting love but not seeking it bc of of who u r as a person or w/e, and end up stumbling into a silver fox of a man who is head over heels for you (but married!! oh fuck) and conflicted about his feelings for you, and end up with him deciding to be a sugar daddy that wants to cuddle you every chance he gets bc this is not how I anticipated my hot girl summer to go

#im so fuckin confused #he is literally paying for my first tattoo lads #and to clarify i do reciprocate the feelings he is literally the sweetest person on this earth and i wish i could just be with him #but we literally cannot bc i do not want to be a fucking homewrecker #he's told he does love his wife but since meeting me 6 months back hes been. conflicted and having thoughts #and he doesn't know how to proceed on either end #i tried suggesting they do marriage counseling but apparently she freaked out on him for suggesting it bc she doesn't see any problems #which... is indicative of a problem to me lol #i care about him a lot tho this is a very complicated situation. i dont want to be the other women and i dont want to make a mess #im totally okay with just being his best friend bc im generally an affectionate person! #but if his wife knew we hugged this much she would probably consider it cheating lol #but we did sit down and have a really good talk where i told him i do have stronger feelings but he is still so confused and we both cried #seeing a man be that vulnerable is heartbreaking i just want to keep him in my coat pockets forever 😭😭😭 #anyway #lukan runs her mouth #i literally tried to refuse the money he gave me too bc he handed it to me in cash #if he gave me a check i would have said no and never cashed it #but he was like i know you actually appreciate it and i want you to love that tattoo when you get it (: #and i 😭💕 #send help #the sugar fox chronicles

[jrueships]

Maxey watching summer league appreciation!!

#his determination to wear hats is stronger than any soldier around the world #HIS SMILE IN THE LAST ONE #it's literally the :3 emoticon #hes so happy and he got to bring his two friends whose identities are unclear with! #hes having the time of his life ! so happy for others success <3 #STRIVE TO BE MORE LIKE MAXEY !!! #the photographer focusing on him and him only as they SHOULD! only expect a professional to have such PROFESSIONAL taste #hes soo pretty my baby my babygirl <33 #correction on the first tag his :3 smile was not in the last one im unwell but youre know it when you see it #the smile not me #his lil popcorn bucket 🥰🥰 he HONGRY!!! he CHOWIN !!! #this may be an unpopular opinion but the nba popcorn is ass lowkey at least ehen i tried a friends popcorn at a game #if ure considering getting one DO NOT it was too expensive n too bland !! #the actual last photo is the real 😸 emoji in motion #the way only him is standing LMAO matisse looks so bothered by it like 'boy if you dont sit ur ass down..' #'they literally just inbounded the ball jimminy cricket actin ass' #him scream laughing at his besties joke.. #he is so girlfriend !! #i think scottie also showed up to this game? scottie watching maxey in his element from across the court... #😻😻😻 love winning #maxey #he him <33

[in-a-slanted-outhouse]

I wish my back would stop hurting so I could actually sit and write

#it hurts so much #you know whats so funny #i had an edit pop up on my instagram fyp #and it was aidan gallagher playing electric guitar #and in the first couple seconds he bent down to pick the end of the amp chord off the ground to plug it in #and it literally took him a second and half to do so #and the flash of pure jealousy that filled me was immense #because the last time i tried to bend down and pick something up that quickly i didnt recover for days #i spent an entire day where i practically couldn’t move without assistance #i could just about get around by myself but it was constant pain #even when i was lying down or sitting it was just constant pain #and i dont know why #i literally dont know whats wrong #and its been months #my mum is gonna book a doctors appointment #sorry i just wanted to vent for a bit #louie says shit #tw vent #tw rant