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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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if theres anything i love more its chaotic sweetheart oml its so fckin funny

i just thought of like during TF 141 missions, meetings or just out of nowhere sweetheart will sometimes say "omg this reminds me of when i got ban from the aquarium in [where ever tf] cause i jumped into the shark tank to pet the sharks" or she hears that they're going to a place like italy or europe for a mission and shes like "im actually ban from like 3 of their museums" or whatever

and the team think shes fucking with them but they find out its true because she has videos and pictures of her doing these things and they're all like : 😦😟😀 huh??

like imagine they're at a zoo or aquarium and shes like "bet me $20 to jump in?" and they're all actively trying to hold her back so she doesn't get banned again 😭 they have her on those backpack leashes when they go out 💀

HAHAHHAHA I CANT

THIS IS SO HER 100000%%%%

She said something unhinged before, but they didn't believe her

(TF 141 watching the american news. Someone was arrested for trying to steal a fish from the same aquarium Sweetheart stole from)

Sweetheart: HA! Oh my god, my brother and I did that once there.

Gaz: Go to the aquarium?

Sweetheart, reminiscing: Yeah, and we went fishing there to catch some sea creatures. We caught this japanese spider crab and started running cause the police and workers started chasing us. But we got away! AND GOD THAT CRAB WAS SO GOOD-- I don't know why people don't eat those more!

🧍‍♀️

AHAHA ...girl please

So they all kinda chuckled at that, but Soap kinda prods at it more because he thought she was making up a story 💀

Soap, smirking: So... you stole a state protected Japanese Spider Crab from an aquarium. Got away with it. And ate it with your kin.

Sweetheart, smiling like a dummy: Yuh huh.

Soap, questioning her thought process: And only your brother?

Sweetheart, nodding: Yup! My mom said that since we had a brother-sister hangout day, he should get food and he did! OH OH WANNA SEE PICTURES?? I HAVE A FULL ALBUM

Soap: Whuh- WOAH YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH?!

Alex: WAIT WHAT

Sweetheart: of course I was! You thought I was lying?

Soap and Gaz: YES

Sweetheart: YOU GUYS HAVE MET MY FAMILY THIS SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISING

She was showing them pictures of when she was younger, like 13 years old, with her third older brother. And she was legit fishing in the aquarium with him 💀 she even has a video of her ACTUALLY CATCHING THE CRAB

And then some pictures of her brother boiling it in the back of his pickup truck and eating ALL OF IT (JAPANESE SPIDER CRABS ARE HUGE MIND YOU)

They were like 😨😨🤯 GIRL WHAT THE FUCK KINDA LIFE YOU LIVIN

So they believe the stories she says UNLESS she has pictures (and with every story she does 💀💀)

And omg her being banned in some places-- IN SOME STATES AND OUT OF COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE UNLUCKY LUCK

Sweetheart, raising her hand: Wait where are we going?

Graves, rolling his eyes: To America.

Sweetheart: Uh huh yeah I got that but which state?

Graves: Ohio?

Sweetheart: Ahhhh okay. I can't go.

Graves, leaning on the table: And why is that, Sergeant Sweetheart?

Sweetheart: Well, Philip Graveyard, I'm banned.

Alex: What, in the facility?

Sweetheart, scratching her cheek: No the whole state.

Soap: WHAT

Ghost: HUH

Sweetheart, shrugging like she's talking about the weather: Yeah. Ohio, Florida, Wyoming, couple of other states, and some out of country.

Sweetheart, whispering: ...Alot out of country, honestly.

They're like what 🧍‍♀️

Soap, in disbelief: wh-why?

Sweetheart: Turns out, going on a plane with matches and a baton can cause a heck of a panic. And...

Sweetheart: ...It's illegal.

Ghost: OF FOCKIN COURSE ITS ILLEGAL

Sweetheart: WELL I KNOW THAT NOW. I WAS SEVENTEEN WHEN THAT HAPPENED

Soap: YOU WERE SEVENTEEN--

She showed pictures obviously.

Price, tired and confused: Why do you take pictures of everything you do.

Sweetheart: For the memories!

Graves, wiping his face: Oh my god...

Sweetheart: And evidence so I don't go to prison.

Soap, under his breath: Good lord

Price has to study on Sweetheart's past, so one: she won't get arrested anytime she goes out and two: so he can learn about this "unlucky luck" that's been happening for centuries in her family

(He still doesn't understand it)

And when they go on vacation together as a team it's a nightmare 💀

Sweetheart: Can't go on that.

Soap, smirking: Why? Awww, Sweetheart are ya scared?

Sweetheart: Nah, I'll get arrested. Restraining orders go craaaaazy stupid in London.

Soap and Gaz:

Gaz: How-- How do you get a restraining order on a ferris wheel...?

And then when they went to a zoo in Scotland (because she's not banned or has any restraining orders there) and this is so iconic

Sweetheart, looking in the cage and smiling: Bet me a twenty to jump in?

Gaz, snaps his neck and has a heart attack: Sweetheart, no--

Horangi, putting his hand on her shoulder: Please don't.

Sweetheart, scoffing playfully: I'm not! Oh my gosh. You actually have to bet me the twenty to actually do the--

König, Pulls out $100 because he wants to see this actually happen:

Sweetheart, looking at his hand:

Everyone looking at König's hand:

Sweetheart, looking up at König with a straight face:

Everyone looking at Sweetheart:

Ten seconds later:

Soap, struggling with Sweetheart: SWEETHEART NO STOP

Horangi, pulling Sweetheart's foot: DONT ACTUALLY JUMP IN THERE

Ghost, trying to push Sweetheart off the cage: GOD DAMMIT KÖNIG WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY GIVE HER MONEY TO DO IT

König: I THOUGHT SHE WAS BLUFFING

Price, pulling on Sweetheart's leg: YOU KNOW SWEETHEART DOESN'T BLUFF WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KIND OF THING

Sweetheart: GIVE ME THAT HUNNID BABAY

That was the last STRAW for price. So he ordered a human leash backpack for Sweetheart 💀

Sweetheart, holding the contraption: What is this?

Price, frowning with his arms crossed: It's a leash.

Sweetheart: Okay?

Price: For you.

Sweetheart:

Sweetheart, dumbfounded: W h a t

Price: When we go out for vacation, you're wearing this.

Sweetheart, brain loading the information she just heard:

Sweetheart: Are you... SERIOUS???

Sweetheart: I'm not some child, Price!

Price: Yet you act like one everytime we go out as a team!

Sweetheart: I'm just having fun!

Price: I DONT SEE HOW HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON A FUCKIN' LEDGE ON THE EIFFEL FUCKIN' TOWER IS FUN

Sweetheart: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Price: AND ONE TIME TOO MANY

Price: You're wearing it.

And she wears it. Luckily it was in pink and she decorated it with stickers and charms.

Sweetheart, huffing and sitting on the ground with her arms crossed: This sucks cactus balls, man.

Ghost, walking with the leash: Come on, Sweetheart.

Sweetheart, whining: Weeeeeehhhhh...

Sweetheart, getting dragged: OW YOU'RE RUINING MY NEW JEANS AND MY FUCKING ASS-- OKAY OKAY I'LL GET UP

Ghost: Mhm.

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 1 year

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Kali growling to herself silently as she watches a few too many Menagerians flirt with an oblivious Yang.

Kali: Yang, Dear! Can you come here please?

Yang: Yes, ma'am! Is something wrong?

Kali: Oh, no, nothing like that, dear. *glares the other faunus away* And please, call me Kali. I just wanted to spend a little time with my daughter's girlfriend; get to know you better. We weren't able to talk much back in Haven, and all I have to go off is what Blake's told me.

Yang: O-oh! Yeah! Sure! Um...what do you want to know?

Kali: *threads her arm through Yang's and leads her to the group's shared quarters* There's actually something I'd rather do. Think of it as a way to welcome you into our family. It's an important piece of our culture, and I'm sure Blake would be thrilled if you would participate.

Yang: Absolutely! I'd love to learn more about your culture! Anything to make Blake happy!

Kali: That's the spirit.

Later that Afternoon

Blake: Has anyone seen Yang? I haven't heard from her all afternoon.

Weiss: I thought she was with you. I haven't seen her.

Ruby: Yeah, you guys have been velcroed together since the Ever After. I just assumed she was with you.

Yang: *walks into the room* Hey, guys! What'd I miss?

Blake: Yang, where have you been? I was starting to wo- *notices golden stud in Yang's ear and starts blushing* ....Yang...what is that?

Yang: Oh! Your mom invited me to some kind of bonding - welcoming - family acceptance thing earlier. She said it was part of the Menagerian culture and that you'd be excited if I did it.

Blake: I-is that right? Excuse me for a moment.

Ruby, Weiss, and Yang watch as Blake nearly stomps out of the room.

Ruby: What was that about?

Weiss: I have no idea.

Blake: *from another room* What the heck is this all about?!

Kali: Well, I didn't see you making a move, so I decided to help. You should have seen the amount of faunus flirting with her! I had to secure your assets!

Blake: I CAN PROPOSE TO YANG BY MYSELF, MOM!!!

Ruby and Weiss: PROPOSE?!?!?!

Yang: *brain promptly explodes*

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #rwby #weiss schnee #kali belladonna #mother knows best #kali is best mom #better get on that proposal #yang needs to learn her girlfriend's culture #kali protect your future daughter in law #secure your daughter's relationship

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its-elioo · 1 month

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RnM Headcanons:

I promised to write some headcanons about the girls and their guardians some time ago. I finally had motivation to write them down, so here there are!

Optimus Prime and Sunset Shimmer:

- Sunny never had a father figure in her life and really enjoys it when they spent time together

- Optimus is very caring and protective of his charge

- You know this thing where you tell your dad you like this specific stuff and then he brings you more? That’s definitely OP

- One time he overheard Sunset having discussion with Pinkie Pie about their favorite desserts. After mentioning that she really likes strawberry cheesecake, and that’s her favorite fruit, Optimus swiftly assigned himself a mission

- Later, when Sunset had to leave her home to get some groceries, she was greeted by bunch of wooden boxes full of strawberries on her front door

- She was flabbergasted

SS: Optimus- how did you-?!

OP: I heard you mentioning that you enjoy this specific type of fruit.

SS: You didn’t need to bring me a whole stack of it!

OP: Oh, apologies… Do you perhaps need more?

SS: Wha- NO!

- They both like reading so they will certainly share their opinions or recommend some of the books they like (especially history ones)

- Usually there are moments when one of them starts feeling down while talking about their past

- Lots of comfort and reassurance

- You cannot tell me Sunset hasn’t call him ‘dad’ at least once on accident

- She will most likely feel super embarrassed about it, however, Optimus will start crying from the inside

- One time she even decided to draw him a portrait as a small gift (he kept it in his quarters and smiles every time he sees it <3)

Arcee and Twilight Sparkle:

- You guys know Eda and Luz from the Owl house? That’s them. Except that Arcee is waaay much more of a strict and protective mom figure

- This motorcycle lady doesn’t understand half of the science stuff her charge is saying but that doesn’t mean she is not listening

- Calls her ‘kid’ most of the time, even though Twilight said she was a full grown adult who can take care of herself

- Arcee has these ‘mother/carrier instincts’ she just can’t help but WORRY

- Really enjoys to rest besides her human companion and listen to her talking

- Fun fact: it took a bit longer for Arcee to realize that she had become a parental figure... again

- One time, Twilight asked if she can learn some words of their Cybertronian language and Arcee gladly accepted to teach her

- They often go out for a drive, especially when Twilight gets too overwhelmed with work

- How many times did this girl fell asleep while doing her studies? Arcee lost count.

- Robot mom grabs a blanket, wraps it around her and carries her to somewhere more comfortable

- Heck she will even hold her till she wakes up if she can’t find a place for her to take a proper rest

- Will kick anyone’s ass/aft if they disrupt her sleeping

- Brains and brawn duo

Knock Out and Rarity:

- So stylish and dramatic

- *cough* theatre kids *cough*

- Can literally stare at you with judging faces while also gossiping about your appearance

- Shopping? Oh, absolutely.

- What’s better than having a guardian who can transform into a car and carry your bags in his vehicle mode?

- To return the favor Rarity offers him a hand with polishing his finish

- They have this ‘relaxation day’ once in a while

- Buffing, manicures, watching movies, trying on some makeup or outfits, you know it

- He really wanted to try these types of masks which made your skin cleaner and softer. Doesn’t give a flying frag if he is a robot, will even use a mass displacement to try it out

- Knock Out is kinda touch starved and it didn’t took Rarity too long to realize that

- Her guardian often suggests if he can hold her or if she wants to sit on his shoulder-pad while he works

- This big cherry bot really enjoys to run his digit around her curly hair or to playfully poke her cheeks

- As his best friend, she always gives him compliments for the good work he has done

- There was even a moment when she was in her robot form and she cupped his face-plate while praising him

- And let me tell you. Knock Out was absolutely stunned. He was on the verge of TEARS. (poor boy needs more love and attention)

- Hugs are a must, he just starves for them

- Appreciates it a lot whenever Rarity is there for him

Sideswipe and Rainbow Dash:

- SIBLINGS SIBLINGS SIBLINGS

- They are the MASTERS of pranks

- Chaos, absolute chaos I tell you

- Pretty cocky and competitive too

- Some of their team members even wonder how are they not related??

- Often show off their abilities and talk about how they are 'the most skilled person/bot there ever is'

- They share one brain cell

- Both of them care deeply for each other, they just show it through actions. They aren’t really into the sharing feelings conversations but if things get pretty tough, they will have to talk about it, whether they like or not

- Sideswipe has these overprotective habits where he keeps his optics on her all the time or stays pretty close during any dangerous situations. This dude just doesn’t want to see her getting harmed otherwise he will flip out

- During their free time they like to play video games, go racing or just go for a casual drive, have training exercises (soccer, fighting etc.) or to annoy the rest if they are bored and have nothing else to do

- Will never tell this to anyone else but there a few occasions when they like to rest together

- Imagine one of them has a nightmare or can’t fall asleep. It’s snuggle time.

-If he is recharging in his vehicle form, Rainbow will grab a pillow and curl up on the seats OR he will lay on his chassis and rest his helm over his crossed arms, then he can nestle her close to his face-plate

- Sideswipe is a music enjoyer so he will definitely hype her up when she plays the guitar

- Rainbow teaches him all of the slangs and memes she can think of

- They cover one another or make up excuses if they want to go out to have some fun

- Dash pretty often forgets about things she needs to do (chores, homework or smth else) but her guardian is there to remind her

Bumblebee and Fluttershy:

- The 'parent friends' of the group

- Bee has these awful dad-jokes that he uses and somehow Shy is the only one that will laugh at them

- Some of their teammates tease the two about them acting just like love-bugs

- Bumblebee was so delighted when Fluttershy got out of her shell and finally felt comfortable around him

- Finds it adorable when she becomes too flustered and covers her face

- Like to talk about their interests and listen to each other

- Sometimes he gets a bit nervous and forgets how to properly talk (even if it’s a compliment or want to ask her something) she thinks it's cute

- If she gets too scared her first instinct is to quickly hide behind him

- He really loves listening to their band’s music when they practice at the base

- Both enjoy the late night drives when they can relax

- They often talk about Earth and it’s most incredible places they have seen or wish to explore. Bee will probably plan a short trip just for the two of them, the Groundbridge is right there!

Smokescreen and Pinkie Pie:

- This two are always full on energy

- Will never get bored when they are together, they will find something fun or mischievous to do

- *gasp* Oh no, Smokey is sad? Np! Pinkie is here to help! She has her ways of cheering people up.

- Poor big bot wishes he could taste human food. Every time he sees her amazing baked goods he pouts

- One day she made some cupcakes with blue-yellow icing that matched his color scheme (he didn’t cry after that nooo)

- He can get anxious tho, especially when Pinkie is too carefree (he doesn’t want his human to get hurt after all)

- Smokescreen is a show-off so he usually tries to impress her with his fighting abilities and speed

- This sweet girl always encourages him and supports her guardian no matter what

- He is amazed by the many talents she has (baking, playing the drums, roller skating etc.) like how?? What she can’t do?!

- Will always remain surprised by her hair. She keeps so many things inside, how is that even possible? Guess it will remain a mystery.

Bulkhead and Applejack:

- When I tell you AJ is one of the strongest members in the team, I mean it

- She can lift every heavy and large bot with EASE

- Their hugs are so funny and adorable she sometimes doesn’t realize she is actually lifting him from the ground

- Often talk about the good old days or the cool adventures they had

- Sometimes they have wrestling competitions and what do you know, AJ wins them all!

- If no one else is around, Bulkhead will help her out with the chores in the apple farm

- Will sometimes stumble on something by accident and apologize immediately

- Applejack thinks his clumsy and nervous side is pretty sweet

- She always appreciates his assistance (even tho he crushed several trees, oops)

- He definitely likes hearing her cute snorts when she laughs

#transformers #mlp #equestria girls #eqg #crossover #headcanons #robots and magic #transformers prime #robots in disguise #tfp #crossover au #crossover fanfic #mlp eqg #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #hasbro #crossover headcanons #my little pony

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zuffer-weird-girl · 1 year

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Kinda suggestive at the end.

"You wanna know whats funny?" You perked up at your boyfriend's voice coming from you guys shared bed as he stared at you with lazy eyes but a soft smirk on his lips.

"I'm afraid to know, but go on..." You said suspiciously with a smile present as he chuckled, laying down on his side while stretching the little that he had for now of his wings.

"Y'know when little kids are afraid of something? Nightmares, monsters, first day of school al all that? What do they usually do when this happens?" He arched an eyebrow, suddenly getting serious as he stared at nothing in particular.

"Uh.. usually cry I guess." You mumbled, finally getting red for a much needed day off after your morning shower "Why?"

"... yeah, they cry. But who usually they call when they are distress?" You frowned at him staring at the ceiling "they normally call their mom right? I mean, the ones who have one and trusts them."

Oh...

Keigo's relationship with his mother wasn't the best one out there, you knew that... but what could have brought this up? Did she called asking for money again or something?

You sit down near him and played with the few strands of blonde messy hair as be closed his eyes at the feeling of you caressing him like he was fragile. Something to be cherished.

This man was so touch starved yet refused to admit out loud.

"Yeah. What about it?" You asked softly, hopefully not invalidating his feelings.

He opened his eyes once again, still looking at nothing in particular as he brought his hand to grab yours and traces small circles on it with his rough thumb.

"Is usually instincts that make us do that. Call for mothers when we are in distress. Heck I saw many adults still do that to these days...." finally he looked up at your eyes "But you wanna know whats the fun in that?"

You hummed, worried for him but still curious on where was he going with all of this.

"When I found myself in dangerous situations, when I fear something might happen with me... I don't think 'I need my ma'... not for a long time at least." He chuckled before bring your hand to his lips for him to lay a gentle yet firm kiss on it "I normally just think I want you. I need you...." he trailed off, staring at the promise ring he gave it to you on your finger.

Your heart skipped a beat at the little sudden confession... hawks was a mysterious, cocky and calculus man. A respected hero due to his efficiency despite his rather young age.... Hawks was a difficult wall to break, he had build his image ever since that hero comission got to him.

But no one knew Keigo. No one knew the man behind hero hawks. No one got neither cared to meet Takami Keigo.

... until you.

You were the one he trusted the most. You were his safe heaven. You were the one he thought of to calm himself down in times of distress...

You felt your chest expand from how much love you felt for this man... you didn't know if you kissed him until every inch of skin of his was marked with your lips or just plain up cried and hugged the tragic memories of his past out of it.

It was impossible, but someone could dream right?

"Too much?" You were brought out of your trance by the blond looking up at you in false smugness... you knew by only looking at those brow eyes he was fidgeting in nervousness.

You gently cupped his face and made him sit up a bit. His gaze glued on you as you traced his features and pushed a strand of blonde hair behind his ear with a soft smile.

"(Y/n)...?" It was a breathy whisper. One that held anxiety but also the love he felt... the fear he felt of saying something stupid and losing you for real.

You cupped his jaw gently as you blinked back tears... bringing him to your lips as you kissed him softly..making him let out a confused muffled noise before melting at your gentle and soft loving hands and lips.

Your right hand came to the back of his neck to scratch that place it made him groan. Just as planned his lips parted on yours so you could tangled your tongues together just for you to such the tiny bit making him let out a sweet moan on you as his hands brought you to straddle his lap as he laid down with you following him after wards.

The kissing continued for a bit until you parted, string of saliva connecting you both just for you to wipe off from his panting swollen lips.

"What... what was that for?"

"Hm... just wanted to kiss you." You cupped his cheeks, caressing with your thumbs the rosy tanned cheeks as he gave the same treatment to your waist and thighs.

You pecked his lips once again and then the tip of his nose which he groaned since he always prefers your lips on his....

"I always come to you when I'm in distress too." You softly whispered, it was oh so soft he swore it melted his insides.

"Yeah?" He did tried to sound smug. Really, he tried... but the dopey smile and watery eyes gave away "You should be. I'm number 2 after all."

"For me, you're always my number one." You giggled with eyes closed at the feelings of his hands accidentally tickling your sides as be stared at you lovingly before bringing his left hands to grab the back of your head and pull you in a more heated kiss.

You yelped when he threw you down, easily swapping places so now he was on top instead, trapped between both of your legs as his wings spread a bit. His hair falling down just on the right angle to make him look even more gorgeous than usual.

"Did you meant it?" He whispered, trying his best to not indulge so fast on the want to just dry hump you... that kiss surely lighten up something in.

"Every word. I trust you, and I'm so happy you feel the same with me..." You kissed slightly near his mouth as he shakily panted "I love you Keigo... you're my hero, and I'm happy to be your own as well."

He groaned, dropping his face on the crook of your neck as you rolled your eyes at the kivement of his hips against yours.o already feeling a certain hardness on the middle of your legs.

"Really?"

"Can't blame me for you to be this attractive and hot saying all this." He groaned before kissing you deeply and swallowing your mewls before he gently started to undress you.

It was going to be a good day.

(A/n): *laughs like a menace* still not a nfsw scenario got you all

#hawks x reader #keigo takami x reader #bnha heroes x reader #zuffer writings #hawks x (y/n)#i dont know what else to out here honestly.

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amphibiahawks321 · 5 months

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Paimon : Wow! So let Paimon get this straight you beidou and Ningguang were friends when you guys were kids?!

M!Reader : Weeeeeeeeeell sort of a friends it was tough making beidou and Ningguang get along as kids but they manage to learn to tolerate each other

Aether : And when you guys were still toddlers Your family had to move out to Mondstadt?

M!Reader : Yeah.... Mom and dad wanted to raise me in a town of freedom and peace you guys should've seen Beidou's reaction when she heard the news she was in the verge of crying like a river

Paimon : Wow did they think Liyue is a bad place?

M!Reader : Definitely no, they just think Mondstadt is safer considering the place looks very welcoming and comfy

Aether : Can't Blame your parents for that one

M!Reader : But now I'm back living on my own! And this place is still awesome just like in the past

Paimon : Wow so did Ningguang and beidou know you were coming back

M!Reader : Yeah they heard a certain someone is coming back to live in Liyue and apparently they just had to see if it was me and let me tell you I did NOT expect both of them to become so famous and rich

Paimon : must've been quite a shock for you

M!Reader : It really was finding out Ning is the tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and beidou being a cool badass pirate was just so shocking

Paimon : What did you guys did when you guys reunited?

M!Reader : We hung out for a couple of months I also got the privilege of going to the Jade chamber uninvited

Paimon&Aether : Cool!

M!Reader : But then one day Ning invited me and Beidou for a huge party in the Jade chamber she said to me it's okay not to wear anything fancy considering y'know..... I'm not as rich and she is 💧^v^

Aether : luckyyyyyyyy

M!Reader : [blushes] W-well [Cough] the party was pretty fun but then Ning and Beidou need to discuss something with me [Cough] i-inside a room........ [cough] privately

Paimon : Oooooo! They must've given you an awesome amount of Moras as a gift!

M!Reader : [Blushes even harder] W-well....

[Flashback]

[M!Reader woke up feeling a bit deezy]

[Sits down]

M!Reader : W-wow what h-happened?

M!Reader : W-why am I on a bed?

[looks at himself]

[IMMEDIATELY BLUSHES]

M!Reader : And where the heck are all of my clothes!? 0//////0❗❓ And a-are these....

[Checks his entire body]

M!Reader : hickies and bite marks!? Jeez I'm covered in them!

[He looks around to see Beidou on his left side and Ningguang on his right side sleeping peacefully......Also without all their clothes on]

[IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERS]

M!Reader : Oh.....my.....goodness we did a threesome💧0///////0❗❗

#reader x genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #male reader #genshin impact #beidou x reader #reader x beidou #ningguang x reader #reader x ningguang

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reashot · 1 year

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Thank you to everyone for helping me reach 30 followers. To celebrate the occasion. Here's team RWBY meeting their future children with Jaune...

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Team RWBY and Jaune suddenly found themselves in an empty expanse of whiteness. There's nothing in here except for the five of them. All of them are confused at how they managed to end up here. Everyone except for Jaune that is.

Jaune: Oh no, I'm here again.

Ruby: Where are we? 😵

Blake: There's nothing here but the color white.

Yang: No sh** Blake! Hey Weiss! Did you send us here? We're in your color after all.

Weiss: What! Just because we're in a white place doesn't mean I'm responsible for it. Honestly Yang are you really this daft?

Jaune: Uh... Everyone. I can't tell you where we are, but I've been here before.

Weiss: I knew it! Every time there's something wrong it's always you that causes it!

Ruby: Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he keeps attracting trouble where ever he goes. 🤬

Blake: Ruby... That's going too far.

Yang: Look it doesn't matter whose fault this is. Right now we need to find a way to get out of here.

Dragonslayer

Suddenly someone appears out from out of nowhere. That someone a large man much older than them encased in a golden suit of armor from head to toe. Carrying with him a large greatsword that are as tall as he is.

Yang: Holy Oum! That guy is huge!

Blake: And he is in a golden suit of armor?... That's kinda tacky.

Ruby: Oh. He have a greatsword. That's so cool. Hey do you think he will let me see it? 😋

Weiss: Ruby will you please stop drooling at every weapons you see! Jaune, if we die. I blame you.

Jaune: That's fair. Everyone get ready. Here he comes!

??? : Excuse me. May I ask you all something. Where exactly am I?

Yang: Eh, that's what we are also trying to figure out unfortunately.

??? : I see. It seems we all found ourselves trapped here.

Jaune: Say. Who are you exactly?

??? : My name is Aurum Arc, son of Jaune Arc and knight captain of the Arc Knights.

Everyone: WHAT!!!

Aurum: Ah. You must have misheard me. I repeat again. My name is Aurum Arc, son of...

Jaune: Wa-wa-wait just a moment. Did you said you're my son?

Aurum: Father?... But, that can't be...

Yang: Wait you have a son? Way to go Vomit boy!

Aurum: Mother? Why do you look so young...

Ruby: Jaune and Yang have a child together! 😦

Blake: But that can't be. He looks so much older than they are, how is it even possible?

Weiss: Can someone please explain what is going on right now?!

Yang: Wait are you really my son? Are you like from the future or something?

Aurum: I guess that closest explanation we are going to get, but yes my mother's name is Yang Arc. Are you her, are you really my mother?

Yang: Well my last name isn't Arc, but yes I'm Yang. Yang Xiao Long.

Aurum: Then I apologize for my insolence, honored mother.

Yang: Wow so polite. You sure you're my kid?

Weiss: Also do a paternity check there's no way he could be Jaune's son.

Jaune: Hey! I could so totally be this guy's father.

Blake: Somehow I doubt that Jaune.

Aurum: Rest assure. There is no doubt that Jaune Arc is my father. After all Both my father and mother love each other very much.

Ruby: Jaune and Yang have a child together... No! I refuse to believe it! Jaune and me are supposed to be together. Where is my child with Jaune?! 😫

Lancaster

???: Mom!!!! *tackles Ruby to the ground* 🥰

Ruby: Who the heck are you?! 😮

???: It's me mom. It's Scarlett. 😊

A teenage girl around their age then stand up to greet them. She has long dark red hair, deep blue eyes and wearing black dress with red hood.

Blake: I take it you also came from the future?

Scarlett: Yup. My name is Scarlett and I'm Ruby Rose's daughter. Nice to meet you all. 😚

Ruby: So I do have a child in the future... But if it's not with Jaune then... I'm sure you must be good kid and I will love you and your father in the future. But right now I just want to be alone. 😞

Scarlett: But Mom. Dad- I mean Jaune is your husband. 🤨

Ruby: What?! Then forget everything I just said. I love you and Jaune so, so much! It's so nice to meet you Scarlett. 🤗

Scarlett: Ooh we need to take a selfie together. I wish my big brother are here to see this.

Blake: Wait if she's also Jaune's daughter. Then that means?.. *stares at Jaune* Do you want to explain yourself Jaune?

Weiss: *stares at Jaune* Disgusting...

Yang: *stares at Jaune* Wow. The two of us? I got to hand it to you vomit boy. I never thought of you as a player.

Ruby: Jaune. How could you. You already have me. Why do you have to go after Yang too! 😡

Jaune: Oh c'mon. I didn't do anything!

Knightshade

As everyone around Jaune accuses him of being an adulterer. Someone comes up from behind him and gives him a hug. That someone is a little girl much younger than they are. The girl is a cat faunus but what most surprising is that the girl looks exactly like.. .

Jaune: Blake...

Blake: Oh no, don't tell me she's my children.

Yang: What the hell Arc are you three timing us?!

Weiss: I say we neuter him right now before he impregnate half of remnant.

Ruby: Not before he unload on me first you don't. Then afterward we can neuter Jaune. 😖

Jaune: Can we please don't treat me like I'm a tomcat. Or at least hold on to that idea until we figures out what is going on.

??? : Daddy I'm scared. Why are the mean old ladies screaming at you?

Jaune: Are you okay?

??? : I'm scared daddy. I want my mommy.

Jaune: Blake can you help me with calming our "daughter" down?

Blake: I guess, I have no choice. Can you tell me your name little one? Mommy seems to have forget.

??? : It's Dusk, mommy. So please don't forget it again.

Blake: Of course Dusk. Forgive mommy please. I seems to have gone forgeful in my old days.

Dusk: I forgive you mommy. We all forget things sometimes. And daddy? If daddy did something to make the old ladies angry please say you're sorry to them. That's what you always told me.

Jaune: I will Dusk *kiss forehead* I swear I will make things right. I'm your dad after all I will make you proud.

Blake: (Wow he's so good with kids. No wonder he can't stop making them. )

Dusk: I know you will daddy. You are my hero after all. And daddy when are you and mommy going to give me a little brother or sister?

Everyone: 😳

Jaune: Ah, ha, ha... Le-let's ma-maybe not talk about that for a while okay. At least not in here...

Weiss: Yes, tell us all about it Jaune...

Yang: *smash fists* Yes let's have a long talk. With my Ember Celica and your crotch.

Ruby: This is all your fault for not picking me in the first place Jaune. 👹

Scarlett: Shouldn't we intervene or something? 🤔

Aurum: I don't think it's our place to help our father out.

Scarlett: I guess so, but if our dad happens to die in here. Don't you think we will disappear after? 🤓

Aurum: That is... Actually a good point. Come let's help our father out.

White knight

But just moment before Jaune are about to be castrated. Another person suddenly appears this time he looks almost exactly like Jaune. But whiter in appearance. He is not as old as the knight but still slightly older than Jaune and the rest.

Weiss: Let me guess he's my son?

Yang: Look at you catching on quick.

Weiss: It's a simple process of elimination Xiao Long.

Blake: Let's hope this is the last "surprise" we will be getting. I don't think we can handle this anymore.

Ruby: (He looks kinda like Jaune. But I feel something wrong here. 🤨)

Aurum: Get Ready.

Scarlett: Ready for what? 😕

Jaune: Oh hi. I guess you're my son too. My name is Jaune, Jaune Arc. It's simple...

??? : And roll of the tongue. Ladies love it. It's nice to see you Father... It's been so long. So long. Since...

Weiss: Well. Now that we are getting acquintaced. I guess this makes me your future mother...

??? : YOU!!!

Weiss: Uh, excuse me?!

??? : I have spent years dreaming of this moment, I've rehearsed everything I ever wanted to say to you, every words. To make you understand what you did to me and your family. But now... I realize I don't need you to understand everything. In fact. I don't need you at all.

Jaune: Don't you threaten your mother. I mean, your future mother. You know what I mean. I want you to apologize to your mother. I know you didn't mean that. Let's apologize together, okay.

??? : You. I will deal with you later. But right now I'm going to kill this bitch once and for all.

He then push Jaune away in order to put his hands around Weiss's neck and start choking her. Jaune and everyone else then start running towards Weiss to help her. But then the man pulls out the same sword Weiss have and used the same semblance to put some distance between them.

??? : Don't you dare stop me from killing this whore. Or else I will not be responsible for what I will do next.

Jaune: But that's insane. You could erase yourself out of existence by doing so.

??? : Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Oh father. So naive. Don't you think I didn't know that. But thank you for worrying about me father. But nothing would make me happier.

With a wave of his sword he summons a Dragon like Grimm from the ground. Preparing to do battle with everyone in the void dimension.

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And that's the end. I might continue this if it gain enough traction. Also you can ask each of the future children a question if you want just leave a message.

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gaywrites365 · 3 months

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"PARENTS"

The first time it happened, was the second week of November.

Cady was outside the school, she's about to walk home when some tall man who oddly had Gretchen's eyes approached her.

"I've seen you on Gretchen's Instagram. Do you know my daughter?" He asked.

Cady doesn't know why, but this man gives her the creeps. Nevertheless, she nodded. He hummed in response. "Call her and tell her I'm looking for her."

"Okay." She answered and went back in the school. She really could've just called Gretchen's phone, but this man rubs her off the wrong way. She eventually found the Plastics. "Uh hey guys, there's someone outside looking for Gretchen. It's your dad, I think."

Panic flooded Gretchen and Karen's faces. For a moment, so did Regina's, but she quickly snapped out of it. "Tell him that Gretchen isn't available."

"Why?" Asked Cady.

"Just come up with any excuse, I don't care. Just tell him she's not available, and make sure he leaves. As in, out of sight."

Cady wanted to ask more, butbshe took one look at Gretchen's shaking hands, Karen comforting her and genuine (who would've thought) worry on Regina's face though she's clearly trying to hide it, and she just went with it.

He believed the lie Cady told him and left. She texted their group chat and told him he's gone, and that she's going home.

She wondered about it all day.

The second time it happened, was also within that week. Two days after.

They're all at Regina's house. Things were happening like it normally would. Then, Regina's mom burst in the door.

Regina groaned "Geez mom, don't you know how to k-"

"Karen's mother is outside." Mrs. George says in one breath.

Cady saw the panic in their eyes again. Regina, once again, shook off the panic. She opened her window, and untied something next to it-

It's a ladder.

Why does she have a ladder next to her window?

"Cady, don't ask questions. Gretchen, Karen, you know the drill."

They got out of the house, and Cady followed the three of them to some sort of garden/greenhouse near the George residence. Karen immediately sat at a chair next to the door and starting frantically tapping her leg, continously repeating the sentence "Why is she here?"

Gretchen is next to her, trying her best to comfort her. Regina is on her phone, looking as if she's waiting for a message.

Eventually, Regina breathed out a small sigh of relief. "She's gone, we can go back." Gretchen pats Karen's head and gently helps her stand up.

They never mentioned it for the rest of the day, and Cady still hasn't asked.

So she decides to tell Janis and Damian about both incidents.

Cady most definitely didn't expect panic to graze their eyes as well.

"They didn't get to them, right?" Asked Damian, there's worry in his tone.

"No, they hadn't." Cady answered.

Both Janis and Damian sighed in relief. Cady is now extremely curious. Janis looks at her dead in the eye. "Caddie, there is one thing the Plastics genuinely do for each other, heck, even us. Now, any time Gretchen's dad or Karen's mom, heck, even Regina's dad, tell them they aren't available."

Cady nodded. "Okay..."

Then, Janis and Damian started to tell her about a movie, as if the conversation didn't happen.

Now Cady's suspicious.

The week later, Cady and the Plastics were at the mall. On their way to the food court, some guy that's clearly drunk who also oddly had a resemblance to Janis approached them.

"Hey! Regina, Gretchen, Karen." The man slurred out.

Cady once again noticed the panic.

What is going on recently?

"Mr. Sarkisian." Said Regina.

"Where the fuck is Janis?" He slurred out, with a bit of anger. "Her nor her mother are answering my calls."

Cady hears Regina mutter "Why should they" under her breath, while Gretchen answers him. "Oh we haven't seen them in a while. They're probably out of town."

He scoffs. "Fucking pricks." And walks away.

Once he's out of sight, Karen turns to her. "Cady, you share a class with Janis, right?"

Cady nods. "I do. We share homeroom."

"Tell her that her dad's in town." Said Regina.

Later that night, Cady tells Janis and Damian.

Janis looks scared. Damian goes to hug her. "It's okay, we'll just to be wary of where we go."

"I know." Janis exhales shakily. "How the fuck is he back?"

"I don't know, but we have to tell your mom." Said Damian.

Janis nods. "Stay here, Cads. We'll be back."

"Okay." Cady responds.

This is starting to be concerning.

That weekend, Cady, Janis, and Damian all went to a local frozen yogurt place. Janis was talking about how she's definitely passing History class, and Damian just groans because of it.

"Damian." A voice behind them called.

Panic took over Janis and Damian's face. They both shook it off and turned to face him.

"Dad." Damian responded.

"Mr. Leigh." Said Janis.

Cady's eyes widen in shock.

Damian's father scoffed. "You're still hanging out with the lesbian? And I assume you're still gay."

"Yes to both. What of it?" Damian's voice is shaking.

His dad scoffed even more obnoxiously. "You're a disgrace." He looked around. "You're lucky this is a public place." He then walked past Damian and shoved his shoulder.

Janis immediately checked on Damian. "You okay, Dame?"

Damian nodded. "At least he didn't do anything."

Janis sighed. "I guess..."

Damian then shook his head. "Anyway, we came here for frozen yogurt, we're getting our yogurt. Let's go."

Cady is getting very, very concerned.

Monday, Cady and the Plastics were outside. Regina asked Gretchen to hold onto her phone, because she's going to check something in her car.

Gretchen and Karen's eyes widen. "Regina wait!" Gretchen says.

"What Gretch-" Regina is suddenly standing face to face with this tall man who has the same glare as her. "Father."

What the fuck?

"Where's your mother?" He asks.

"At work." She answers.

"Tell her I need money asap." He demands.

Regina nods then walks back towards them, and Cady can see that her face is neutral, but her eyes say otherwise. "How's Kylie?"

"She's grounded. And you know what happens when I ground her." Her dad says with a slightly mocking tone.

Cady saw terror flash Regina's eyes. "Oh?"

Her father nods. "I have to go." He then gets in a car two parking spaces from them, and drives away.

"Gretchen, give me my phone." Said Regina. Gretchen immediately complies. Regina opens her phone and quickly goes through her contacts. Cady sees that she clicks on a contact called-

The name of that contact is "Little Sis ♡"

...

What?

"Come on, Kylie, pick up." She gets in her car and drives away.

"I hope Kylie doesn't have to go the hospital. It's scary there." Says Karen. Gretchen nods. "I hope so too."

What is happening?

Cady tells Janis and Damian once again. The panic doesn't shock her anymore.

"All of them are here? Now?" Damian gulps. "How the fuck?"

"I'm gonna inform aunt Betty." Said Janis, as she pulls out her phone.

Janis's aunt Betty is a police officer, Cady's met her once-

...

Oh.

Oh shit.

And then realization hit Cady like a lighting bolt in the face.

Karen's mom, Gretchen's dad, Damian's dad, Janis's dad, Regina's dad...

The one thing the Plastics genuinely do for each other, and even for Janis and Damian...

The relief from Janis and Damian when they learned that Gretchen's dad and Karen's mom didn't get to them...

The panic and terror on their faces...

Holy shit.

Those parents of theirs are ab*s*ve.

Cady knew there's more to their history than what she has been told.

But she did not expect this.

One thing's for sure, she'll make sure those assholes don't come near them. Ever.

#mean girls 2024 #mean girls #mean girls broadway #regina george #cady heron #janis sarkisian #janis imi'ike #gretchen wieners #karen shetty #karen smith #damian hubbard #damian leigh #first (not exactly) written work posted

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xobrattymoonxo · 2 years

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A New Version of Daddy

TW: Non-con, psedo- incest, like one spank, forced impregnation, semi yandere, mentions of kiddnaping

Matsukawa x fem!reader

Summary: Y/n catches her step father doing something bad ;)

AN: Part of a collab for @hanmas sorry this is a gazzilion years late!! Also I made a discord server for my dark content!! I have an age robot in my server so feel free to joinif you are 18+ !!

Gen Taglist: Open!

Word count 1.2k

Third Person Pov

Her small chubby fingers wrapped around the balls as she moved quicker. Her heart was beating faster and faster. The sweat dripped down her face. She licked the corners of her mouth as she continued. Bent over for everyone to see exactly what she was up too under those bleachers.

“Y/n are you done yet? I want to go home.” A girl whined from outside of the bleachers.

“Yeah I was just grabbing the last ball. It rolled under the bleachers somehow.”

Matsukawa watched the young girl walk closer as he felt his pants grow tight.

“Hey Dad! Where’s mom?” Y/n asked as she caught up to him.

“Oh she couldn’t make it tonight boo, but you did great!” Matsukawa said to her.

“Yeah cause being the ball girl is so hard Dad.” Y/n laughed.

“You should really try out next summer, Y/n. I’m sure the coach would love to see your skills!”

“I’m too busy with work and my summer semester, Yukie.” Y/n laughed.

Yukie and Y/n were just finishing up a semester at Tokyo University. The two were now on summer break but Y/n chose to do more school.

Matsukawa cleared his throat as he watched the two jump in the back seat of his car. He drove to drop Yukie off listening to the girls giggle and talk about the hot guys on their campus. Matsukawa couldn't help but to feel jealous of the boys y/n spoke about.

After Matsukawa dropped off Yukie, Y/n jumped in the front seat. Matsukawa adjusted himself, still hard as a rock.

“Hey Dad?”

“What's up, boo?”

“Do you think Mom cares anymore about us? She’s never around for anything. I get not showing up to see your kid be a ball girl, but I mean she didn’t even show up to my Dean’s list ceremony at school last week.”

“She means well boo, I know she does.” He said using his signature nickname for y/n once again.

“If you say so, Dad.”

The two drove in silence for a bit till Y/n spoke up again.

“I can’t imagine you two are still in love after her always being off who knows where. Heck I can only imagine how many other men she's slept with in just the last 10 years.”

“Excuse me?” Matsukawa asked with a hint of anger.

“Think about how many business trips she's taken all these years. It's just common sense.”

The car pulled to a halt.

“Get out and walk home.” Matsukawa spat. He wasn’t necessarily angry she had called out her mother like so, it was more of the disrespect to him that he was mad about.

“No! Fuck that!” Y/n spat, crossing her arms.

“Get the fuck OUT OF MY CAR!” He screamed in her face.

“You’re not my real Dad. I don’t have to listen to you.” She mocked.

“I’ve been the only Dad you’ve known since you were 14. Therefore you have to listen to me. I am your father.”

“Gross. I am only getting out cause I want to.” She said as she slammed the door.

Matsukawa thought back on his drive home how the fight was completely pointless. He wasn’t mad y/n’s mom wasn’t around, in fact he was much more interested in y/n. Ever since she went off to college something changed about her that he liked. Something about her breasts in all those low cut shirts and her ass in those booty shorts she always wore around the house. He felt himself getting hard once again.

“Fuck” He siad to himself in the emty vehicle.

He pulled up in front of their small home and exited his car. He rushed inside racing up to his bedroom. Forgetting to lock his bedroom door, he whipped off his pants and began to stroke his cock.

Y/n was still walking home, when it started to rain out of nowhere.

“Come on! You can’t give me one win today? This is so damn cliche.” She shouted at the sky.

The rain poured buckets down on her as she trudged home. By the time she walked up to the door she was freezing and wet.

Y/n threw off her shoes and dripped up the stairs to Matsukawa’s room.

She slammed Matsukawa’s door open just as he let out a moan calling for y/n.

“Umm…. It’s not what it looks like?” Matsukawa said, cock still in hand.

“Well it looks like you were beating your meat to your step daughter.” Y/n replied sassily.

“I mean… yes? But also no?” Matsukawa said, sounding unsure of himself.

Y/n looked down at her wet clothes and back to Matsukawa’s cock.

“Oh fuck this.” She said, about to leave the room. “I’m calling mom.”

The last three words sparked something in Matsukawa. He couldn’t have her mother find out, not only would she think its creepy but she might call the cops on him and get a restraining order. He could not be without y/n.

Matsukawa moved quickly on his feet and over to where the soaking wet Y/n was. He grabbed her by the hips and slammed her against the wall, taking the phone from her hand. He threw the phone across the room as he grabbed onto her neck.

“You listen here you little bitch. I raised you as my own for years and I have put up with your disrespect. From this moment forward you will only refer to me as daddy.”

Matsukawa ripped off her uniform shirt in one swift tug. He pulled down her shorts and panties, leaving her only in a bra. He let go of her neck as he unclasped her bra.

“Please… I won’t tell mom.” Y/n said through tears.

“Oh I know you won’t. Now get on the bed on all fours like a good little bitch.” He ordered.

Y/n shook her head no. Matsukawa felt his anger build up even more. He grabbed her arm as he roughly tossed her at the bed. She just missed as she slipped and fell just ver the side of the bed.

“This works too since you don’t want to listen.”

He grabbed his belt from the nightstand and quickly wrapped it around both of her wrists. She whimpered out at the tightness. Now that he was resting against her, she could feel how big his cock really was. She felt him shuffle around, lining up the tip with her pussy.

“Please Issei… It won’t fit.” She babbled out.

She felt a heavy hand land hard down on her right ass cheek.

“I told you it was Daddy from now on, you bitch.”

She sniffled in response. He stood there, teasing her entrance listening to her whine out for a few minutes. Just when she began to calm her crying down, he slammed into her with his entire length. Y/n cried out,

“Ple-please no.” She begged. He began to move at a rough pace, taking almost his entire length out before slamming his massive cock back in. “Sto-stop.”

“Tell me bitch, do your college boys fuck you this good? I know the answer is no.” Matsukawa felt himself getting close. “I’m gonna cum inside you and make you carry my child.” He whispered in her ear just before he came. Y/n felt her stomach swell up from dubious amount of cum inside of her.

Matsukawa grabbed Y/n by the hips and tossed her up on the bed. He climbed up beside her sobbing figure and wrapped his arms around her. Her arms were still tied behind her back.

“Just gonna stay like this for now…. at least till I am ready to put you in the basement.”

“What…why?” She asked through tears.

“Cause you are never leaving me. Your mom will never find you, you’ll never see your friends again, and I have the perfect plan to make sure that happens…. I can’t wait for little Issei jr.” He said right as he kissed Y/n on the lips.

#haikyuu dark content #tw noncon #tw dark fic #haikyuu smut #tw dubcon #yandere haikyuu #bnha smut #bnha dark content #tw dubious consent #tw dark content #discord server #brattymoon masterlist💗

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aphroditness · 1 year

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Could you do the "Girlboss Y/n" AU where the sleepover happens but could u add these:

The girls playing truth or dare and Wendy + Y/n have to kiss (Wendy x reader moment)

The guys secretly toilet paper the house before leaving while the girls are sleeping, and y/n catches them

Thank you !! :)

OMFG OF COURSE I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK ABOUT THE SLEEPOVER !! (Also Wendy is my favourite character in south park so im really happy about this request </33)

!! REMINDER; All the characters in this AU are aged up: about 14-15

" Crash and bash ":

You were at Bebe's house, having a sleepover with your new friends that you made on just your first day of school. You were listening to music and dancing like crazy while stuffing your face with Godiva chocolates.

You heard the doorbell ring, and you went to open the door with permission. You peeked outside to see who it was, and opened it. The door was slammed open, almost hitting your head in the process. A bunch of boys from your school just barged into the house. Stan's friendgroup, Craig's, and a few other boys you've never heard of before.

Everyone was arguing with eachother on how the weekend was supposed to be for "girls only", but in shock, Bebe's mom allowed them to stay?! Seriously ..?

You were in the middle of playing with an ouija board and summoning the spirit of an victoria supermodel, but I guess that'll have to wait >:/ The boys got instantly bored and shoved the ouija board into one of the drawers nearby. They all gathered into a circle and started whining about how there were going to complain to Bebe's parents if they didnt play truth or dare with them. After what had happened with you and Eric, he wanted to get revenge by making you tell him your biggest secret to everybody in the sleepover, so he could blackmail her. It'd be his greatest plan yet.

The girls groaned in irritation. But you were already in the circle, excited to play truth or dare with your friends. Everyone gathered around and Kyle went first.

"So, Uh.. Y/n, truth or dare?" | "Oh! Dare pleasee!" | Alright, I dare you to-"

Eric instantly screamed out something at the top of his lungs. Without thinking, having the idea that it'd be funny as hell. But after he said it, he realized how fucked up his dare was.

"KISS WENDY!"

You and Wendy slowly turned your heads towards Eric, and wendy's face turned a blush pink. Your eyes fixated on Wendy, and there was a bit of romantic tension, and Stan definently noticed.

"Hey! I'm the one supposed to be making the dare, not you Cartman!" | "I- oh, I- SHUT UP KYLE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, just do the fuckin' dare you two!" | Eric tried brushing it off, but he was internally panicking. This wasn't his plan, why did he have to say that? What the heck was going on in his head when he said that?!

Wendy hesitated for a second, but she had to admit. You were gorgeous as hell. She looked away, and started playing with her fingers. You smiled a bit before leaning closer, and without hesitation, Wendy moved forward instantly. Your first kiss being taken away by your best friend.

Wendy was definitely feeling some bisexual thoughts 🤭

After you both let go of the kiss, You were gasping for air because Wendy wouldn't let go of you that easily. Stan was literally about to faint so Kyle had to hold him in place. And Cartman was having very mixed feelings about this. Should he be proud? Or disgusted?

"What the hell."

You smiled at Eric, then turned to Wendy to wink at her, her eyes widened in shock. She grinned back at you as a reply. OOO sew rewmenticc

The rest of the night having the boys over was hell for you and the girls. They wouldn't stop screaming and throwing pillows at you. You got really sick n' tired until you got off of Bebe's bed, and flung a HUGE pillow at Eric. HE FELL DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Before he got up, Clyde yelled "PILLOW FIGHT!" and pillows/blankets were being thrown everywhere 2 seconds after he announced that. Im not even joking, Craig counted.

Since boys aren't allowed in a "girls only" sleepover (obvi), they had to leave so you could get some rest with your bestays. Before the guys left, you saw something peeking through their sleeping bags. Bebe closed the blinds and locked the doors, but you kept an eye on outside. You could see Butters pull something out of the sleeping bag.

Toilet paper, really?

You slammed the door open, and gave the immature teenagers a death glare, Eric was too busy toilet-papering Bebe's tree until 2 minutes later he finally noticed. He instantly told everybody to; "flee the scene".

"HAHAH! Guys, guys! look, I rubbed my butt on the toilet paper and threw it on the tree! did you see that?! Did y-" ...

"Oh ... RUNNNNNNNN!"

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mimikittysblog · 11 months

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♡ 17:40 ♡

Pairing: Boyfriend! Bang Chan x Fem! Reader

Genre: Fluffy but slightly suggestive nearing the end.

Warnings: some sexual comments near the end. MDNI.

Tagging: @hello-stranger24 (surprise 🥳)

A/N: Not my best ngl. Couldn’t find a good way to end it but anyways hope you all still like it!!

.✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ✧.

Adrenaline was still pumping in your veins. A huge prideful smile on your face as it finally happened!

You graduated! After all of your hard work, some sleepless nights, annoying lecturers, and a lil bit a cheating (we’ve all done it hush). You were finally able to get that piece of paper that had your name on it aka your diploma! You were so happy for not only yourself but your friends as well. You all, while a little bit scared are very excited for what’s to come.

Once the whole ceremony was finished, you and everyone else started heading out of the arena. Here you were finally able to meet up with your parents and the rest of your family.

“Guys!!” You yelled out as you ran towards them and gave them all a big hug.

“Oh sweetheart! Congratulations! We are so proud of you!” Your mother said to you.

“Thanks mom. Thank you all! Can’t believe I’m finally done here.” You sighed, a smile still very present on your face.

“Well you better believe it Princess!” You heard a very familiar voice say from behind you. A voice you didn’t think you’d hear until much later and only through your phone.

You quickly whipped around to see a giant bouquet of your favorite flowers, with your boyfriend peaking out from behind them.

“OH MY GOSH CHANNIE!!” You squealed as you darted towards him.

He laughed loudly as he opened his arms and caught you as you jumped into them. He held onto you so tightly and started to spin you around.

“Congratulations baby girl! I knew you could do it!” He praised you.

“Chris what the heck! How are you here?! When did you even get here?! You said you were busy today!”

“Welp.. Surprise!! Hehe you know I wouldn’t miss this for the world baby.” He said as he set you back down and nuzzled his forehead against yours lightly.

“Oh.. you really are the best. Thank you.” You said as you held his cheek and gave him a soft yet very sweet kiss.

As you pulled away you turned back to your family. “Did you guys know about this??” Pointing to your boyfriend.

“Of course. We gave him all the details he needed to know.” Your father replied.

“Wooooww.. you went all out huh?” You asked turning back to your boyfriend.

“Oh absolutely! And it only just started! Lets get you a change of clothes and we’re heading out for a celebration date!” He replied chest a bit puffed out and a huge smile on his face.

“You really are the best boyfriend ever. I love you.”

“I love you more princess.”

.✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ✧.

You all then went back home where you quickly changed and immediately afterwards left the house again for your date with Chris.

He then took you to your favorite restaurant where he treated you to a wonderful meal. You really couldn’t be anymore grateful.

“You know you didn’t have to do this Chris. But really, thank you.” You told him as you were finishing up your meal.

“Hmmm no I think I do. You deserve the best baby girl, and the best I shall be, give and do.” He replied a cheeky smile still on his face.

God you love that smile.

“You think so?”

“Oh I know so. Now! The day hasn’t ended yet sweetheart. Hope you’re craving dessert! How about we go head to your favorite ice cream shop and I treaty to some creamy goodness?” He said, with a tiny hint of a smirk.

“..I really do love you. Let’s go!!!”

He can only chuckle as you hurriedly grabbed his hand and rushed him out of the restaurant to go to the ice cream shop that was near by.

Once there, he let you order whatever you wanted, as many flavors, scoops and toppings as you’d like. And since it was your graduation day you decided to just let him spoil you. Let’s say you went a bit crazy but who cares.

Now here you two were, enjoying your ice cream as you walked through the a nearby park.

“Chris omg your ice cream is dripping everywhere!!” You giggled as you watch your boyfriend struggle with his ice cream cone. “I told you to just get a cup!”

“What’s the fun in that?! You can’t eat a cup once your done! The cone is always superior babe!” He laughed as he tried to not let anymore ice cream drip.

“Nu uh! You see my cup? Not spilling at all! Mess free! So much better!” You said with a prideful smirk.

“Oh? Thought you liked it messy though?” Your boyfriend commented with a playful smirk and glint in his eyes.

You were slightly taken aback you weren’t gonna lie, but you quickly composed yourself and just let out a chuckle. You then turn to him, took his hand thats holding the cone and licked the ice cream that was dripping on his fingers off.

“Hmm.. Only sometimes. Only when it comes to you though.” You blinked innocently at him.

“Oh is that so?”

“Mmmmhm! Hmm you chose a nice flavor. I like it! Should get that next time.” You say cheekily.

“Oh? Is it your new favorite flavor?” He asked with an eyebrow raise.

“Hmmm.. no. I don’t think my favorite flavor could be replaced.”

“Oh yeah? And what’s that favorite flavor baby girl?” He asked as he pulled you closer by the waist. (Using the other hand that wasn’t sticky because of the ice cream.)

“You.”

“Fuck..” He said under his breath.

You could only giggle as you took another spoonful of your ice cream.

“Would you like to have that flavor now? Hmm? I don’t think you’ve had it in a while.”

“Absolutely.”

.✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ✧.

#Bang Chan #Stray kids #bang Chan imagine #bang Chan fluff #stray kids imagine #stray kids fluff #stray kids timestamp #bang Chan timestamp #bang Chan suggestive #stray kids suggestive #mimikittysblog

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nerdyvocals · 10 days

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@look-at-those-niceass-rocks and I finished our watch (their first, my... eighth???) of Julie and the Phantoms the other day (*cough* over a week ago *cough*), and like the previous two times, we had some unhinged things to say about it. This one's a bit shorter as we only had episodes 8 and 9 left, but if you enjoy our dumbassery, rest assured, we'll be watching the Descendants franchise next!

Honorable mention: us spending the first 20 minutes of our call trying to find the first two posts because the blog search engine simply Does Not Work.

Captions: [Whimsical music plays] Me: Whimsical music GAYS, OHHHHHHH

*Flashback of the Hotdog Incident (tm)* Bee: Street meat street meat street meat Me: Are you saying "straight meat"??? Bee: NO!

Ray Molina : *is very engaged with his son's ghost dip theory* Bee: The Bandit Heeler energy on this man

Julie: *outside the Patterson's house* Me: Do you have tissues?? Bee: Uhhh, yeah, next to me? Me: Good Bee: Oh boy

*cue lots of sniffling over Unsaid Emily*

Bee: You can tell their prefrontal lobes stopped developing at 17 Me: Yeah, I guess that happens when you die? Brain stops growing?? Bee: hehehe brain machine broke

Julie: What the heck??? Me: Let Julie say fuck! Bee: Of all the characters, Julie should get to say fuck

Me: Finale time! Any predictions? Bee: Oh god, I don't think I could outdo the pink ladies one, uhhh

Bee then spends the next minute and a half being a prophet (in a sense): 1. Alex is going to get a very dramatic on-screen kiss with Seth Clearwater because otherwise I will be Upset 2. In the same way they become Real-or like. Where people can see them-when they play, they will find a way to be corporeal where they can touch each other 3. I think there should be a dance fight with-oh, fuck, what's his name? Evil ghost man?? With his Ghost Cocaine???

Alex and Willie: *emotional hug* Me: WAIT PAUSE. *zooms in on Alex's hand* I think I have that ring. Bee: Riveting.

The boys: *trying to get the PATD opener gig* Promoter: *freaking out* Assistant: *unbothered* Me: A lesbian and an incel are trapped in an office together. Bee: The incel is going to get eaten. Me: And not in the way he wants!

Julie: *having a cry in the alley* Me: I wonder how much they had to pay to keep that Subway sign in the background.

Julie: *takes dahlia from the street vendor* Bee: Truffula tree lookin-ass flower.

Bee: Also I didn't want to ruin that beautiful moment, but all I could think of was "mom come pick me up I'm scared."

Me: this poor tech guy is Going Through It (tm)

Carrie: Been here before Trevor: *Bombastic side eye* Bee: HA that look said, "Damn, I really forgot to parent this girl"

Nick: *Jamming* Us: GO FEDORA KID!!!

Me @ Trevor: That man is going to pass out

Me, as the Boys are appearing: See, I've always wondered what was going on in the ghost club side of this scene, cause look, their costumes are missing pieces! Alex's shirt is open, Reggie's jacket is just gone! Bee: Oh yeah Me: Like it's probably just a storytelling choice to show they're where they want to be via clothes, 'cause this is more in line with how they dress normally, but it does make me wonder what we're missing. Like is there a fight? Luke: *appearing* Me: See his sleeves got ripped off! How and why? Bee: They did that for us. You, specifically Me: *cackling*

Julie and Luke: *crying, about to hug* Me, noticing that Luke's pants Fit Very Well: Not the most important thing happening here, but uh, dat ass tho

After rewinding the scene a bit because it didn't hit Bee in the moment that They Were Hugging Bee: I was so caught up in the euphoria of a good butt that for a moment, I lived in a world where they weren't ghosts

Julie + Phantoms: We played the Orpheum! Me: Saved by the power of friendship! Bee: And this man's ass!

Me: So yeah, that was Julie and the Phantoms, how ya feeling? Bee: Great! This definitely won't change my brain chemistry forever

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #jatp netflix #unhinged quotes #julie molina #alex mercer #luke patterson #reggie peters

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kanerallels · 10 months

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No no please I desperately want to hear your Bode opinions, I crave to know if anyone else has the same geek kind I do

Oh my stars Anon I got this ask and I am VERY pleased by it but also like. prepare for me to have an objectively wrong opinion here. It's not the, generally speaking, correct one, but it's just the one I have

Anyways I'm gonna put this under the cut because it's gonna get long and spoiler-ful but! Here are two posts that I think have amazing takes on the situation as well!

Post one

Post two

Let's start at the very beginning. It took me forever to actually get this game, and due to that fact and my lack of self control, I found out quite a few spoilers about the game. (not everything, but a lot of stuff.) This included Bode's betrayal

At first I was like, oh this random guy is gonna betray me! Guess I gotta prepare to be super ticked off for a little while since I always handle betrayal arcs in fiction like an adult (that's a lie. I do not handle betrayals in fiction well At All. Still getting over the Billy Russo situation in The Punisher and don't even get me started on season one of AOS-- both of which I also saw coming. I digress, but that was relevant)

But then. I started playing Coruscant. And Bode showed up

Logically, I was like "oh random dude who's gonna betray me-- better not get attached."

About ten or fifteen minutes later he was my (or Cal's, technically) new best friend. As you can see, it went really well (he was befriending BD too, okay???)

Okay rabbit trails aside-- I really, really liked Bode as a character. So much so that I kept forgetting that he was going to betray me, and that I shouldn't get too attached. I liked his ridiculous quips and his loyalty to Cal and the fact he kept calling him "brother" and his obvious and fierce love for his daughter and how much he shipped Merrical

So when he did turn evil... it hurt. A lot

Like I said, I don't handle these things well. And in a video game-- where I tend to project onto/pretend that I am the character-- it was just as bad, if not worse

And yet, despite all of that, despite everything he did to Cal and the crew, despite him killing Master Cordova and causing so many terrible things to happen. I couldn't really bring myself to hate him

For two reasons. Number one, if I let myself go down the road of actively hating a character like that, it will not go well. I speak from experience

And number two, Bode seemed to regret what he did. That scene right before the second Merrical kiss, on Jedha? He looked like he wanted to tell Cal, but (in his mind) knew he couldn't because he had to protect Kata above all else

On Nova Garon he called Cal his best friend, and he sounded so sad, like he knew he'd destroyed the relationship beyond repair

(we ain't touching on Bode on Tanalorr. Everything he did there was objectively terrible)

The point is... I get that Bode is supposed to be a bad guy, but I'm never gonna see him that way. I'm gonna see him as consumed by his own fear, so terrified at the idea of losing his family again (after all, the Jedi Order was his family first. Losing them, and then his wife? That's just trauma on top of trauma) that he will do LITERALLY anything and justify it with the fact that he's doing it for Kata

He's just so AFRAID. And fear leads to anger (which is a secondary emotion, as my mom likes to say. Anger never comes from nothing), which leads to the Dark side

And while there's part of me that still thinks that he was being an idiot about this whole situation (sir Tanalorr is a whole hecking planet?? Guarded by a freaking impassable nebula?? That's why you're here in the first place) the other part of me knows that when you're guided by that much fear, you're not thinking clearly

So yes, Bode did terrible things-- he killed Master Cordova. Indirectly, he caused Cere's death (which, unless I'm remembering wrong, which is totally possible, I don't think Cal blamed him for that? He seemed to blame Denvik-- but again, I could be wrong). He manipulated Cal and endangered his daughter with his rage on Tanalorr and nearly killed both Merrin and Cal and KRIFFING HIT MY BELOVED BD 1

But when I look at his motives? At first, I forgive him, because that's what I'm called to do. And at the point where he reaches no return, I just pity him

And honestly I think in the end that's where Cal ended up too? Like, he was obviously angry and hurt and going through a lot, but he did want to give him a second chance. And I think if Bode hadn't be so focused on what could happen and how he could possibly lose more family, he could have accepted that

But he didn't. Instead, he committed atrocities, and I do condemn what he did and how he handled the situation. It was wrong. But I'll always be more inclined to imagine the world where he did trust Cal, and got a second chance

But yeah, there are some of my extensive thoughts on Bode Akuna! There are a few more small things, that I may post about in the future-- but I'd LOVE to hear what your take on him is, Anon! Even if we disagree, I'm still very curious. Thank you very much for the ask, if you got this far, I appreciate you reading!

(TL;DR-- Bode Akuna did so many bad things but I do think he regretted them, no matter how much he justified them in his mind and to others. And I personally am forgiving him and imagining worlds where he made the right choice)

#thanks for the ask!#bode akuna #jedi survivor #jedi survivor spoilers #cal kestis #nightsister merrin #bd 1 #kata akuna #i do think that attachment was a part of it which i'm not putting in the main post because it will get wildly misinterpreted #and i don't want to pick that fight today #but i will say i'm not saying his attachment (meaning love) for his daughter is what caused it #i'm saying his unwillingness to even chance the fact that his daughter could get hurt at the cost of hundreds of other's lives #is what caused it #now i'm not a parent so i don't know what it's like #but i know that you're supposed to protect your kids #but also you're supposed to not commit atrocities. it's all about finding that balance ya know?#*fake cough* like kanan jarrus *fake cough*#but that's a whole other post i'll make someday if i feel like it #long post

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The country of cunning victors...is an anxious mess? 2

Part 1:

https://www.tumblr.com/mystermoose/735465215641124864/the-country-of-cunning-victorsis-an-anxious?source=share

Warning: Still long

Info: Carmedenon (you) sex: female age: 20s

You and your nation's royal family have landed on the nation where meeting is gonna take place, and as foreigners who never stepped foot off your borders. Everyone was excited!...

Well except for you.

After you guys boarded you haven't stopped shaking like hell, before you left you tried to escape the trip a few times. But unfortunately for you, you handpicked this family to be your monarchy for their intelligence, right from when their first ancestor managed to outsmart you of your challenges and riddles. The very reason why you made her your first queen. So ofcourse, they were one step ahead of you in every way, in true Carmedinian fashion.

"Carmedenon! Stop trying to escape this. I thought you and your princess talked and reached an agreement" your queen said getting tired of your shenanigans. "Yeah, I did. That is until I found out that the meeting is next week! Like what the heck guys! You didn't atleast let me mentally prepare myself for this life changing-...change! This is all too sudden for me" you said sinking on your seat in surrender.

"Um for your information, the meeting is still days away. We're only here early so that we could get to know the other world leaders. And hey, maybe even be tourists for a while" the crown princess said in her usual calm voice. You looked up to stare at her with an unimpressed look "I'm starting to think you guys just want a vacation from me than making connections"

"We are making connections, by enjoying the country!" she said as she pats your back. All too soon to your liking the plane has anounced that all were allowed to leave, and peeking through the window was a sight of your nightmares.

Outside the plane, were dozens of journalists with microphones and cameras flashing, all waiting, all for you. While you shrunk in horror, the royal family however are quite estatic of the welcome.

"Oh look at that Carmeden, a warm welcome! Feeling unhated yet?" your boss' daughter ask with a smile. "No, these are just humans showing us support, and like I said I-Im more concernedabout how the countries' feel about me. B-besides, don't you think this crowd is a little too much?!" you said as you look out to the literal sea of people outside the plane. There are so many of them, you fear that they'll break the barricades.

"The people are the refection of the nation, if they're not hostile towards you or us. Then it's a good sign that things will go well, so please stop worrying anymore" your queen stated as she gets ready to be greeted by the crowd. "Mom's right Carms, I heard your fellow nations are like stereotypes of their people. And I've read a bunch of stereotypes of this country and they seem really nice, so you'll be fine" the princess added as she herself gets ready.

"F-fine, but still...what's with this crowd?!" you exclaim as you motion to the window that has the best view of said crowd. "Well, you are an isolated country who refused to show herself for centuries. When nations like you suddenly decide to open up, of course journalists are gonna hyped about you!" she said as she grabbed your nervous hands and lead you to the plane door. "C'mon, we can't keep them waiting~"

"Wha-? Hey! What are you doi-" before you knew it, you were out the door overlooking the sea of journalists and the brightness of the flashing of their cameras. When all of you reached the bottom of the stairs, the interviews began. Of course them being the royal family, every journalist went to them first. And your monarchy being more extroverted than you, happily obliged.

Seeing this calmed you down a bit, thinking that as long as you can hide yourself and not let them see you. You'll be able to get out of here unnoticed as you are not willing to deal with this right now or ever. Unfortunately for you, it appears that the day just doesn't want to go your way. As a sudden question was thrown your way.

"Excuse me? Are you who I think you are?" you turned to stone. Quietly you asked "W-what do you mean?" a little scared. "Well it's just that your being a little too close to the royal family, and I assumed you were a relative until I realized you don't really share any features with them. Then I wondered if you were a politician, then I remembered no politician ever allowed to share a plan with royalty in your country. Which leads to one possibility left, are you Carmedenon?" Your voice too scared to come out, the princess answered for you.

"Yes, she is indeed. I'm sorry she's little shy" hearing the answer everyone wanted to hear, the crowd's attention suddenly diverted to you. Throwing questions at you left, right front and center.

'You've been isolated for years, why now have you decided to open up?'

'Was this planned? Have you been thinking about doing this all along? How long have you thought about it before actually doing it?'

'Ms. Carmedenon! Is it true that you were tricked by your monarchy to come to this trip? How do you feel about it now that you're here?'

So many questions from so many people asking all at once, as you stand there shaking.

"I-I uhm uh-" was all you could manage to say before you mentally stopped working and just stood there as still as a statue. You don't remember much from what happened, all you know is that now you're in your designated space with your boss scolding her daughter for answering the question and causing you to be bambarded until you mentally broke.

After that scene, you just cooped yourself up in your hotel room the princess didn't bother you so much this time tho. Feeling bad for what happened in the airport, especially when you all found out it was caught in live TV. So you spent the days before the dreaded meeting in your room, dreading it. Those countries probably saw how much of a fool you made yourself out to be. But no matter, you're here now and there's no turning back. Might as well mentally prepare, but no matter how much you do so. One thought never left your mind: 'I wanna go home...'

Then meeting day came, and your nerves are through the roof!

"Ugh, stupid cowlick...why won't you flatten down?!" you complained as you try your darndest to brush down the stubborn strand of hair that stood in the middle of your head, leaning to it's left. "Perhaps your hair is meant to be that way, didn't you say your older brother had that to?" her highness as she watches you try to make your hair look its best.

"You think so? Well doesn't really, matter because it looks silly and I don't want it to be seen during such a formal event" you said continuing your hopeless quest of fixing it. "Why are you wearing glasses? Are you trying to look professional?" she further commented. To which you shook your head.

"No that 's not it, I read from somewhere that glasses make people look harmless. I left a dangerous impression then, I want to make a friendlier impression now. Lets just hope conversations will never be about war" you said as you adjust said lenses on your face. Business suit worn, glasses on, the car is prepared, you were physically ready.

As for being mentally ready...is another story.

In a blink of an eye you are now in fron of the designated building, no one's around since you were super late due to you caring a little too much about your physical appearance in an attempt to look friendlier. And also the fact that you really didn't want to go and you stalled for a really long while until the queen demanded you to go.

Well you're here now, there's no going back. Especially considering the fact that you're ride immediately left after you stepped foot out the door.

"Elinor must've instructed them to leave immediately after I got out, so that I won't be able to do a 180 and leave. Now I'm really stuck here..."

Collecting yourself and swallowing your fear, you finally started walking to the building and look for the meeting room. As you anxiously make your way to the designated meeting room, anxiety starts eating you up.

'What are they like? Did they saw me on tv that day? What do they think of me now after that embarassing fiasco? Do they think less of me now? Well atleast that would mean they won't fear me for sure, but still I still want to be respected! That little show is like a "kick me sign" for mockery! Oh God, I don't think I'll be able to even leave my own room if that's the case...'

You stopped on your step and contemplated hiding somewhere in the building and just wait this meeting out, since leaving wasn't an option in courtesy of your queen. But then, different kinds of thoughts start taking over your mind.

'But...that would be a waste wouldn't it? Elinor did everything just to get us to this point, there was massive protest over opening up our borders and the media tho aggressive did seem excited for me finally opening up to the world. And seeing how fascinated Elinor and the others were about everything in this country...maybe they're right- no, they are right. We do need this, I need this!'

The more the though went on the more your resolve becomes stronger, your pace once shy and unsure became braver and a bit excited even.

'It's time I stop depriving my citizens from experiencing the rest of the world, it's not fair to them. And who knows? Maybe the other nations aren't actually as bad as I imagined them to be.'

Now infront of the door of your destination, you take a breath and placed your hand against the fine wood. With one final thought crossing your mind that caused you to push through with the change as you push the door open.

'Besides, this country has the best pancakes I've ever had!'

And right when you swung the meeting room's door wide open, booming with confidence. A plate of pasta came flying at your direction and hit the wall right next to your head.

Part 3:

https://www.tumblr.com/mystermoose/735852921789579264/the-country-of-cunning-victorsis-an-anxious?source=share

#hetalia x reader #reader insert

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kikihikaru · 5 months

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(I have been obssed with silva lately so here we go by the way this is differentwhat will happenis they will be teleported to the future to find that silza has a new wife hehe)

Y/n was just strolling to the garden of there home when she felt something behind her when she turned around she saw a light shine through "ugh what the hell where are we?" Killua said then when he looked ahead she saw a beautiful woman infront of him "not sure but it still looks like are home" Illumi said he looked at killua and saw him staring into something or someone when he looked ahead he saw the woman silva also saw her at this point everyone in the zoldyck family was looking at her.

She was not sure how to talk or what to even do in this situation then silva spoke up "Miss where are we? and what year is it? and why are you at are home?" Y/n was surprised but soon remembered her husband telling her that he teleported to the future and that was the day he meet her and notice how he hates his ex-wife.

She stood up and bowed to them "I'm y/n zoldyck and your at 2006 and my husband lives here" she said then stopped bowing zeno then spoked "hmm I see we are in the future though who is your husband?" She didn't want to die knowing kikyo was there "umm well my husband is... silva" everyone was dead silent not expecting silva having another wife it was silent for 30 seconds but for y/n felt like years Kikyo burst into rage "WHAT THE HECK ARE TOU SAYING HE IS MY HUSBAND HE LOVE'S ME NOT SOME LOW LIFE CRETURE LIKE YOU" Y/n was now scared for her life no knowing how to explain the situation just then one of his son came "who the hell are you to be speaking to my mother that way" it was illumi well future illumi to be more specific behind him was killua but older and taller "mother are you alright?" Future Illumi said to his new mother and look at all of them reliving a huge amount of blood lust towards them scaring them except for silva, zeno, and maha but they could feel he was more stronger than his past "Ne ne relax illumi your scaring mother if you really want to scare them put them behind you idiot~" future killua said then smaking he's older brother's head a tick mark appear in illumi's head and neck and attacked him but killua just doges "both of you please stop there are visitors infront of us" y/n said to them they apologise to there mom past killua was surprised by he's future self and how close him and killua looked like "umm... why am I close with Illumi?" Past killua said while looking at his future self "oh right I forgot how much I hated Illumi-ni" Illumi then looked at all of them and spoked up "Follow us will talk about what happened in the past or future 12 years we know you guys will be here for 1 week come on" Illumi picked y/n up knowing she will get tired all the way to the main house.

A few minutes they have been walking and they bumped into gotoh "Gotoh call everyone tell them there here" "yes master" Illumi looked at them "Let's run mother is already asleep come on" all of them came running at full speed when they entered future silva was there waiting for there arrival Milluki, Aluka, Kalluto, Maha, and Zeno were there Silva picked up his darling wife up and went to the couch (all the future zoldyck are at the left sofa and the right sofa is the past) Future Silva spoke first "I will answer your questions but I will only answer My past self the rest of you ask your future self" "WHERE IS MY FUTURE SELF THEM I AM THERE MOTHER" Future Silva just glared at her then she shut up from all the noises y/n started waking up "mhm~ what going on?" She looked at Future silva he just smiled and kissed her temple and looked at Past Silva. Past Silva started to speak "What happened to Kikyo in the future why did we divorced?" Silva put his wife in his lap "You and your wife have been constantly fighting because of the kids ever since Killua left she has been peirceing our ears and giving us constant headache. We already know that killua will come back since he doesn't have a choice to be the next heir we just let him be free for a few years then he came back. Though when killua was still gone and she still is annoying we meet her. Her name is y/n she us having a headache at the hotel and offered us a relaxing massage so we accepted knowing she was too weak to kill us days turn to weeks and we developed Feeling for her on how gentle and soft she was towards us we let Kikyo stay but she is out now for trying to kill y/n anymore questions?" They were all stunned except for Zeno and Maha they looked more please with the out come.

It was killua's turn "why did we go back home? And why are we close with our other siblings other than Alluka? Last are we still friends with gon" past killua said nervous about gon more he doesn't know what happened in the future much "Well firstly we came back home because Gon had a fight and was near death so.we made a wish to heal gon which of course worked. Next is the reason we are close with them is ever since our new mom came to our lives she showed all of us kindness and love that made all of us close and swore to protect her from harm. Next is Gon he is still are best Friend the different is we still become the new hier of the zoldyck name but we still get freedom and get to do what we want thanks to our mother" Killua was now happy and excited for the future seeing it looked like a normal family.

Alluka was now wants her turn next "Did we finally became a girl.like we always wanted since you looked more feminine?" Future Alluka was now excited to tell her "OMG Yes!!! Thanks to mom she convinced father that we can be transgender so now we are a girl and we are so happy now eep!!!" Both of them squeal in happiness. Illumi spoke up "did we finally get to have emotions or do we know what we feel more?" His future self smiled at him softly which suprise the past Zoldyck since he is known for being emotionless ever since he was a baby. "We still get confused with our emotions but mom taught us.what it means and help us feel happiness and love which I'm or we will always be grateful for"

(I'm skipping the rest getting lazy)

For the past few days went so fast they were so happy the relaxed the only one who hated what was happening was kikyo her kids were ignoring her and hang out with there future sleves or hang out with there future mother. The two Silva's talked about there future wife and how cute and oblivious she can be. Milluki and his future self was asking how he lose weight and how useful he became to the family. The two Illumi's were talking while looking at there siblings. Killua, Alluka and Kalluto past and future were all playing and having fun by playing tag or in the pond watching the fishes or in the pool. Zeno and Maha future and past was walking to the garden and cleaning it. Everything was peaceful until night time Kikyo has been pissed at y/n first she stole her Husband next was the kids then her in laws she was going to kill her for ruining Everything...

#yandere #Silva #silva zoldyck #family

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rutilefearless · 1 year

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MAMA MO - AOT X FILIPINA!!READER

Lol sorry I got bored and had nothing to do so hear are hcs of your fav characters and you as a Filipino.

Warning!! - none just...you being a Filipina a$$hole just small swear words.

Imagine you fell from the sky and safely on the ground just to find out you're in your fav anime...wow... it's unbelievably dumb...but it's cool tho

Bi1tch if you ever meet the 104 cadets you're probably the black sheep like who the hecks leaves their shoes outside the dorms??? Who the heck drinks coffee at 3 in the afternoon and say "it's cold" while the others sweat their sh1t.

You're probably one of those a-hole that would go like:

"It's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"I said it's nice up here."

"Ha?"

"HAKDOGGG B1TCH GOD GAVE YOU EARS USE IT ARE YOU DUMB OR SOME SH1T, DA FUQ???"

I'm sorry...that's Filipino culture.

If both Eren and Jean p1sses you off you'd probably take your shoe/sandals off and throw it straight at their faces

There is never a time you didn't swear in Filipino

"PUTANGINAAAAA"

(Your mom's a b-)

"Gagong toh (this idiot) CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY??!!"

"AY PISTI! (pest) YOU SCARED ME SH1THEAD"

"Abay YAWA TANGINA ANAK NG PUTA GAGO KA PALA POTRES KANG BOBO MO ULOLL HAHAH."

( "fuckkkk mothrrfucker you son of a bitch damn idiot hahahahaaa.")

They don't understand you but they sure do know you're not happy

Yes you speak in Filipino sometimes like:

"TANGINA- histo- Krista pwede manligaw?"

(motherfu- histo- Krista can I be yours?)

You're probably with the gay squad...you guys know who right?

You're always speaking in Filipino when you're insulting someone or just looking for hot characters

The most Filipino thing you did was rap your anger when trost fell and half of your circle almost got killed.

They didn't understand you but hey atleast they knew you were worried

Levi probably thinks your weird as fuq like what kind of alien Language are you even talking?

Hange...we all know her... she'd flaunt about your talent of learning a language and would not stop asking questions here and there oh my goodness just answer her questions.

"How did you learn that?"

"Where did you come from?"

"Perhaps you belong somewhere outside?"

"What food do you eat?"

Food Hange....food

Erwin...yea...the shock on his face when you shouted in Filipino after you hit your elbows in the library you were like "AY YAWA!" he just looked down on his work but he has no idea what that meant

Honestly there was never a time you ate without carbs, like even in dinner we all know bread and potatoes are near and you just finish it like Sasha, the only thing is that you won't stop searching for is rice yes rice. You even asked the others what's for food and when they say soup you'd whine cause it's not rice

You didn't even finish your meat cause you were busy with potatoes and rice

The time you saw a literal titan during the fall of trost you said something in Filipino.

"Hey Connie!!!"

"What!!???"

"Wanna know who those thingies are??!!!"

"They're called Titans dumbass and what is it??!!!

"Mama mo!!" (Your mom)

The poor guy didn't understand and just went "HAHH??!!" "HAKDOG BOBO MO PALA" (hakdog your an idiot)

You probably said Filipino slangs like high-five is " apir" but in English it's "up here"

Adobo...that will never disappear, there are times you get bored and ask Sasha to haunt for a chicken cause you were too lazy to do it and sneaked out.

Don't worry the ingredients were complete so the adobo making was a success, everybody loved it since the taste was so unique and it had more seasonings than the usual soup. They should hire you as cook

That time Annie became a titan and was trapped in the titan forest. It was so tense no soldier couldn't breathe seeing the female Titan before them trapped but has a possibility of escaping and you just shouted "Hi! Chicks!!"

They just stared at you like a damn walking piece of shit 💀

But it actually changed cause the titan reacted, why? Cause you always call her that

Miss gurlll panicked 😭

Anyways that's all for today u want p.2?? Don't worry I've got class for the next five days 👌

Byeee

#aot headcanons #aot x reader #aot x Filipino reader #levi attack on titan #aot hange #erwin aot #aot #snk

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