#⛩️ adventures in jujutsu high

[ladytheoris]

The Adventure in Jujutsu High

Warning: Mahito (it sums up almost everything), crackfic

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AN: I hate Mahito, and I use every possible way to show my hate to him. Manga readers can vouch for that hate.

Pick Me

In this school, every student has different opinions on everything. Be it be the fact that their hate for Todo who did nothing -literally, or their hate for their ex-principal, or their opinion about having baseball as an event for the annual sports day, it is always different.

But one thing they all can be together on is their opinion about a certain student; Mahito. Nobody knows where or how this one became a student. A person who has stitches all over his body, and the ones who drop off him at school and pick him back look more or less like people who run the mafia. (One guy with ash brown hair, who smokes like a burning volcano, and another one with roses, dragon, and some other random things tatted on his skin.)

Were they wary of him? No. It is just that they all hate the moment this one opens its mouth, which mostly is for spouting nonsense or catcalling literally anyone. The situation which made them hate him, even more, is when their beloved teacher Yn was teaching and he decided to whistle like he doesn't care. Nobara swears she nearly threw her textbook -which is one thick book of all Shakespearean works- at that blue head, and he would have surely popped a few stitches. And yes that is true too, had it not been for Yuuji that day, Mahito would've seen the doors of hell that moment.

As things like this happened that day, Nobara was sure to make sure everyone in the school know about that rancid person and her pent-up anger against him. By the time lunch break was done, Megumi has to drive away a lot of students from other classes who came to see Mahito. Was Mahito bothered by that? No, he was three seconds away from doing a strip show if it wasn't for that one teacher with beige tux; that's what he told. It is a fact that the only person this Mahito guy was scared of was Nanami.

It was a shame for him that he decided to befriend the most badass-looking teacher just to show others that he has even more ground than others. Who was this teacher, you ask. None other than Ryomen Sukuna. Who according to the Zen'ins is the King of Curses. Because there is no time in this universe without this one teacher screaming all the curse words. A second it is fuck, the next it is shit; to the point, they thought he was banging his random side chick in the Physical Education classroom.

That aside, Mahito tried every possible trick in his sleeves to make Sukuna like him. There is a rumor going around that Mahito secretly wants to bang Sukuna. The next one was that Mahito was the one who brought hash brownies to the school on Valentine's day, which Gojo Satoru ate and got high. It was all baseless, yet believable. This takes us to today, Mahito standing in front of the PE room with a box (which Miwa guarantees is a box of condoms, because he bought that same thing from the store she does part-time for).

What we should see here are the bunch of students (Yuuji, Nobara, and Miwa) are standing -more like in a disguise to observe Mahito- behind the wall, eyes keenly on Mahito. Mahito knocks on the door, from which Sukuna appears. Now, Yuuji is fretting like a lost puppy. He sees Mahito offer Sukuna the box, and they three have different conclusions. Because all the saw was Sukuna walking back into his room, and Mahito doing his little victory dance- wiggled his non-existent butt.

"I'm sure that box is drugs," Nobara says.

"I am telling you guys for the hundredth time, no I saw that butthole buy a box of condoms yesterday, and that is the box." Tells Miwa.

"Guys, that could also be a box of chocolate," Yuuji tells, eyes fixed on the door, which Mahito walks in.

"Yuuji you are too pure to exist," Nobara pats his pink hair.

Yuuji gave a small pout, and without thinking twice, he walks towards the room. Now it is Miwa and Nobara who are fretting. Because of Yuuji, their undercover works might see the light, right now.

"What-" Yuuji's words stop in the mid as he sees what was happening in the room. Mahito's shirtless back was all Yuuji could see. There were a few stitches and tattooed stitches on his body, with Sukuna hugging him.

"S'kuna what are ya doing?" Yuuji screamed. That was the day Sukuna saw red.

"OMG!" Nobara and Miwa were also doing a few loud fan chants. Even though nobody shipped them, was this ship somehow sailing?

Sukuna was quicker than a lightning bolt to react to his astounded students. "Kids, it is not what you think."

"Then what is this?" Yuuji's voice was two tones higher than usual when he screamed at his half-brother. "It clearly looks like you are having fun, trying to kiss that nasty ass". Yuuji's pink hair looked red than usual like his anger seeped through his hair. "I swear that guy does not even clean his ass after pooping, why are you with him of all creatures?"

"It was pure self-defense. He tried to attack me from behind." Sukuna tried to justify.

"Then why is he half naked?" Yuuji yelled back.

"He told me a few stitches popped and to check it out."

"And I can clearly see you checking him out." Yuuji retorts back.

"Yuuji, I know you are angry about me burning your lunch, but think about my side too." Sukuna justifies. "I turned back to get the flashlight, and he suddenly pounced on me from behind. That is what happened."

"You tried to put him in a chokehold?" Miwa asks.

"And he clearly enjoying being choked by Sukuna," Nobara tells.

"Ryo, can you do me a favor?" This was another voice that wasn't heard till then there.

"Yes, darling", Sukuna, as if on cue responds. Just to realize his mistake a few seconds later, he pushes Mahito against his body.

"Ryo?" "Darling?" The students were screaming in surprise, only to be even more surprised seeing the owner of the voice. None other than their beloved teacher, YN.

"You guys are dating?" Mahito asks.

"Oh sheet, Mahito you were trying to ruin their relationship?" Nobara did throw her textbook at his head finally, knocking him out; but not entirely.

"Oh hey, kids!" YN wished back at the surprised-looking students. "Cover my last hour with their class, I have a meeting," Yn tells Sukuna.

Sukuna nodded his response, and YN turns to her beloved students, "Kids back to class, lunch break is about to end."

"Don't you think we'll start the rumor of you guys dating?" Yuuji asks YN.

"Of who? Me and him? Oh cut it out Yuuji, we've been through this before. I am not dating your brother but giving him dating advice to bag one person he is trying to see." YN tells. "And no Nobara, that is not me. I have a certain someone else in my life at the moment."

What left the kids surprised wasn't that Sukuna had his eye on someone, but there is a specific ring on YNs finger that caught their attention.

And that is for today's episode of Jujutsu High. In the next episode, we'll see how the student unveils the darker secrets of their teacher.

Shoko and YN chatting over a coffee:

Shoko: Oh he finally had the guts to ask you out?

YN: Yeah with a ring pop.

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[ladytheoris]

The Adventures in Jujutsu High

Warning: Some vulgar words (if you consider them), Sukuna's curse....d cooking

The family history of Ryomen Sukuna and Itadori Yuuji is not that much of a secret at the Jujutsu High. The boys look like a carbon copy of their dad who happened to cheat on someone's mom with another one's.

But in every sibling's life, there is meant to be the better one. Here in Yuuji's case, it was Sukuna. He had a better build than any athlete would make sacrifices for, was suave, and always got the girls' attention not even trying. But if there was one thing Sukuna was shit at, it would be cooking. Because Yuujis mind went to that day when this question was asked to him, and the look of terror in his eyes wasn't unnoticeable. And when he was asked to explain the reasons, it was quite fascinating to hear too.

Yuuji says he remembers that day like the time he nearly kissed Megumi, which is a story for another time. He woke up to go to school like any diligent student should be doing. But one thing that he kept forgetting was the time. It was way past 'late'; if he did not run to school now, he would rather eat a snail than hear Principal Gakuganji speak about punctuality.

Sukuna being the responsible adult that he is decided to make Yuuji his lunch box. Maybe he should have thought about that decision a thousand times before establishing it. And that was what he did, walking into his tiny kitchen (he crashed at Yuujis a few weeks back due to some unforeseen circumstances). He saw the apron and thought if this scene would look like a remake of any scene he saw in that porn video he saw a few days back.

He opened the fridge and was greeted by the sight of a packet of bread that was supposed to be expiring today at midnight, a cucumber that had the size of something he calls his pride (no it wasn't that big), a tube of mayo that looks like it has served the purpose of its lifetime. He decided it was a sandwich he will make for his little brother with lots of love and adoration for him. He did find some other ingredients too.

What treated Yuuji at his lunch break in the box was the literal cursed shit he could ever see. The point was that Yuuji had to cross-check if the kitchen in his house had been burned to ashes or if he would get food poisoned and die.

The molded bread on top of the box had some creepy pattern that looked like someone tried to summon a demon with that. The topping was supposed to be mayo and ketchup, but it looks like something else. He took the first bread up and saw a monstrosity. Three pieces of cucumber chopped in some random shape that is not even bite-sized, with some shrimp flakes and some coffee powder. The highlight was that the last bread looked decent... on one side and burnt on the other.

That was the day Yuuji decided to ban Sukuna from his precious kitchen. Even if he had to skip lunch, he won't let that man enter his kitchen.

Upon questioning Sukuna, it was heard that the ingredient in his love sandwich was cucumber as big as his monster dick, bread that looks smooth like the neighborhood milfs hair, choco powder (for which he put coffee and still hasn't realized that), mayo, ketchup, and noodles. It wasn't shrimp flakes, but noodles that got crushed to hell.

In summary, Ryomen Sukuna is definitely not the better sibling, and Yuuji believes that too.

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[ladytheoris]

The Adventures in Jujutsu High

In today's episode of The Adventures in Jujutsu High we will see what happened when a high-class misogynist becomes a ???.

Warning: Naoya

Words: 800+

Taglist: @mysticqueennightmare @rekkyan

The man who barely lives

Ever since the age of fourteen, Maki Zen'in started to live on her own. Of course, that did cause a great rift between her and her twin sister Mai Zen'in. But for Maki, her personal space to breathe air without being judged mattered more. Maybe that was the reason why Mai hated her guts too. The fact that Maki was headstrong ever since a young age, and knew what she had to do. But Mai never knew what will happen. She never was calculative. Of both, Mai was the softer sibling, but Maki was, even more, softer in Mai's words. Mai knew and acknowledged her sister's love for her, but she did have a twisted way of showing it to her. Maki knew that too.

The main reason why Maki left their family mansion and started living in the school dorm was a certain member of her family. This certain member never dropped a day to shout about how much of an ungrateful brat Maki is, and how much of a shame she is to the family in every single family function as well as gathering they did. Maki knew that too and she chose to ignore those words. After all, those were few words she has been hearing since that certain man lost a few million dollars in his business. And Mai never dropped a chance to make him know his place; that it was way below what he proclaimed as Maki's place.

One such family gathering made the oldest in the family take the decision that the said man was getting out of hand. Of course, Mai suggested what to be done. Was it done? Yes. Why? Because considering the current progress of this man, he was sure to end up in a rehabilitation center, followed by a mental hospital or a doctor's room to get one: an abortion for some random chick, or two: for telling bye-bye to his most prized possession; the balls.

Here he stands, the great Naoya Zen'in, in front of Jujutsu high with his father. Apparently, his father had already spoken with the officials regarding the special entry of this one person. He wore his clad fit tux with a blue tie that showed the exact shade of the crest of the Zen'in Conglomerates right in the heart of Tokyo. But little did this man with two-shade hair know that his beloved niece had settled him up for some hectic task.

Principle Yaga took the pleasure of welcoming this man because there is never more staff in a school of messed-up teachers and students. He took Naoya to introduce him to a few teachers and students. On the way, Naoya did see Mai with her gang of midgets (according to Naoya). He did not forget to give his classy smirk at her way, earning a disgusted expression back from her.

Yaga took him to his personal room, away from the crowd of students and teachers. But to Naoya's surprise, the room had a few uninvited guests too.

"Is there no room in the staffs' room?" he asks Yaga.

"Why do you need a place there? All the things you need are here. Just follow the schedule posted on the wall, and we are good to go." Yaga tells him, patting his back and continuing. "It is not often gentleman like you take up jobs like these."

"What do you mean?" Naoya asked. But Yaga was quick to escape from the scene faster than a flash that Naoya failed to see.

"Why the hell is this room filled with broom and mops?" Naoya muttered as Mai made her way towards him.

"Look up, Mr. Janitor."

Naoya then noticed the board. His father did him dirty. Really dirty.

By the break time, Naoya stood in the midst of the growing crowd who did not spare a glance at this man. He wore an apron above his once white crisp shirt, with loose-fit pants. The irony was that the apron had the exact shade of the crest of his Conglomerate.

This was Mai's was of revenge for troubling her sister. This was her way of showing her love and respect towards Maki. And what Mai enjoyed the most is when Maki walked past Naoya not sparing a glance at him, who disparately looked at her.

Maki did not forget to ask her friends a few words that might have hurt Naoya's pride. "Heard our school dustbins were fired today. Seems like there is a newcomer for that post."

Maki did hear Mai laughing somewhere behind her. She too had a smile thanks to her sister.

Bonus:

"Oh Naoyo-Kun". It was the exact white-haired man Nayoa was trying to avoid all day.

"You look really good," Gojo said.

"Thanks, you too", maybe hope has not yet died.

"as a janitor." Gojo finished his words. "I'm definitely telling Toji this."

"What are you his wife?" Naoya asked.

Gojo sure was laughing a bit too much for Naoya's liking.

"Satoru, watch the floor when you walk." Naoya had a smirk on his face, "don't tell I did not warn y-"

A scream was what heard next. There was the all-mighty maths teacher on the wet floor with one foot in a bucket and the mop over his head. Gojo sat on the floor with very wet clothes and hair, looking at Naoya who now had his chance of laughing a whole day filled with sulking and cursing.

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