Is it hard being a potato? Are you afraid of being boiled?
Yes. But honestly, I’m more afraid of being mashed 🥺😭 I once had a dream about being mashed. It was horrible. The humans didn’t even serve me with gravy! 😭😭😭
(This seems like something you'd have a favorite of).
5. MORE POTATOES 🥔
I’m gonna go into more detail with this one. There’s this super cool variety of purple fleshed potato that I LOVE. Partly for flavor, but mostly cause it is. Obnoxiously purple. Those bad bois roasted up is 10/10.
And again. Sweet potatoes. Truly the superior tuber.
The starchy spud saga continues. This time I got an email from Sun-Glo who packs potatoes for Side Delights. Side delights was the brand I caught at Giant Eagle in Bridgeville that was a bag of entirely green potatoes. I probably reached out to this company twice, or maybe three times. I did not purchase that bag, and I have not had a concrete reply from Giant Eagle or Aldi USA yet. The potato…
If you'd like to check out a hot potato fic (of sorts), a few writers have been doing one for Frankie called Surprise! We all threw our names in and randomly choose who goes next from the taglist. It's been a lot of fun!
Oh my GOSH that’s exciting!!! I’m for sure gonna read this !! 🥔