#(american) biscuit

[fuddlyduddly]

thinking about the best interaction I've ever had on a dating app

dense like a hearty american biscuit has changed how I speak

#rabbit #bunny #tinder #dating app #american biscuit #trentrambles #2023

[stinkyhorsebitch]

My researcher instincts kicked in and I accidentally wrote a short essay on American biscuits… do you want to read it

Yes pls bless me with ur secret "biscuit" knowledge

Also accidentally writing an essay is the most tumblr thing ive ever heard lol (in a good way tho)

#feel free slap in on the buiscuit post or this one if you want to spead knowledge butter on the buscuit matter lol #american biscuit #asks

[otterboysenberry]

This is my second attempt with these biscuits. The first time I made this recipe they tasted great but looked like a contorted blob. I feel like this time I got a better consistent size and the texture is right on.

#Baking #biscuit #American biscuit #breakfast #Sunday morning breakfast #biscuits and gravy #southern baking #Southern breakfast #amature baker

[janeway-lover]

Okay I am fighting for my life for biscuits and gravy in the discord chat so here we go.....

#biscuits and gravy #american food #all the non americans i know are saying it looks gross #BUT THEY ALSO HAVEN'T HAD IT #polls

[beths-favourite-recipes]

#buttermilk #biscuit #biscuits #american #american cuisine #american food #american biscuit #american biscuits

[fullcravings]

Molasses Angel Biscuits

#molasses #angel #biscuits #bread #angel biscuits #skillet #baking #american #recipe #thewoodandspoon

[dante-winning-archive]

#this stupid ass poll brought to you by earring a biscuit #is this poll too American? #devil may cry #really wish there were more options besides 1 week and 1 day

[visenyaism]

and all of this hell is real billboard discourse to say nothing about how on an average drive through certain parts of appalachia you’ll just see multiple random abandoned barns with like THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! TODAY IS THE DAY OF SALVATION!!!! REPENT!!!! painted on the roof. not even a mega church or a televangelist that’s just some guy that did that. and you just have to drive on past like well they don’t mean anything by it because believing in like imminent apocalyptic doom is just how it is

#american pentecostals like legit worship the god of the apocalypse at this point. it’s wild. #the place i used to buy biscuits and pimento from in the valley had like 3 of these on the way

[sergle]

Do you think "biscuits" could be the british cookies? would kneading that make sense?

still no dice!! british biscuits are more shortbread-cookie adjacent, which are similar to american biscuits in the sense that you don't want them to be chewy (so you don't want to knead it), and you don't want the butter to melt before you bake them (so you don't want to over-handle it)

#kneading baked goods is really specific to bread #it's (mostly) really only for things that have yeast in them! #for a biscuit (american) or a biscuit (british) overworking the dough would be a way to mess up the recipe #sergle answers

[tallymali]

americans really did go the fuck off with a lot of their food like even something as simple as pb&j..they deserve their knobs gobbled for that

#also cookies #bc when i tell an older relative that im going to make cookies for them #they assume i mean british biscuits #dry little thingies for tea dunking (which i do love) #then i turn up with gorgeous thick decadent american cookies #that actually have flavours other than flour and sugar #and little old gladys acts like ive cured cancer #my boyfs grandpa asks for my chocolate peppermint xmas cookies every time he sees me #bc hes literally never had anything like that before #thank u to sally and her baking addiction for making me look cool as fuck to the pensioners

[everythingwithwasabi]

Easy Vegan Pretzel Biscuit

#food #vegan #american food #biscuits #pretzel #comfort food #recipe

[rawrtriesagain]

Hos- Akko and Diana eating fried chicken (for Christmas)

*mariah carey intensifies* we're sponsored by kfc. inspired by me pouring a shit ton of gravy over all of my kfc - chicken, sides, and all - and changing my partners life forever with this great idea

diana: this isnt a biscuit

welcome to decking the halls of shame enjoy your stay

#does japanese kfc have biscuits either? my sister in japan said no #'but theres chicken pot pie' lol #she also said they dont have mash and gravy what someone chime in what goes on during the Great KFC Christmas? #me being violently american with this post

[alphabetcompletionist]

"I'm not prim and proper I swear" Bestie your word girl OC's name has Charlie in it. I hate to be the one to break it to you but you are a Victorian child whose diet consists of tea and crumpets.

oh but a mug of tea sound so good right now- NOOO.

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#and per se and #crumpets are overrated 9 times out of 9 #get a scone if you know what's good for you. or an american biscuit

[ef-1]

wait sorry. sorry culture shock moment. I need data about this,

#im so. fucking ??? confused. TIL americans are paid for blood and plasma donations #and students + people do it to make ends meet. #and the blood banks are entirely privatised. and they are purposefully congregated in low socio-economic areas???? #IM SO. HORRIFIED. #like for a split second i thought 'hm. what a good idea. xtra cash for a good cause' BUT BECAUSE THEYRE PRIVATISED #MOST OF THE BLOOD DOESNT EVEN GO TO HOSPITALS AT ALL. IT GOES TO LIKE THOSE FUCKING CLINICS FOR FACIALS OH MY DODMGIRKE #in spirit of fairness ill share first: im not allowed to donate blood bc I have MS #but i know from going to the donation clinics with my friends that they give you biscuits and juice and a sticker #death to capitalism

[shitpunsforshitnuns]

OBSESSED with the fact that the infamous “gross American food” poll is fully just poor people food that people still make/buy either because it was passed through their family or because they’re still poor. Allow me to elaborate. Here’s the poll if you’ve managed to avoid the discourse:

American Chocolate tastes different because of two factors: the majority of our cacao comes from South America unlike Europe which generally imports from Africa (moving product farther costs more money). Also, American chocolate is only required to have 10% cacao as opposed to Europe’s 20% (using less cacao and supplementing with readily available sweeteners like corn syrup costs less money). In fact, the very first American Chocolate company (Baker Chocolate Company) was so aware of how much less wealthy the early US was than Europe’s established market for chocolate, that their bars came with a money back guarantee for anyone who was disappointed with the sweets. The current financial situation in the US is well known to the rest of the world- of course we still make and eat cheap chocolate, the bones of our country are exploitation. Also, the dairy content is lower in American chocolates which makes them more shelf stable. Shelf stable foods are important for communities living paycheck to paycheck who have money for a chocolate bar right now but won’t for their kid’s birthday in a week.

Bologna feels self explanatory to me. It’s made of literal scraps from the meat production industry that are then turned into a “sausage” and cured to give the product more longevity. I like fried bologna because it was cheaper for my dad’s parents when he was a kid. My dad likes bologna for the same reason.

Watergate Salad is made of shelf stable ingredients. Many desserts require eggs or dairy that can be expensive and expire quickly. Those desserts then get stale if they aren’t eaten immediately. Canned fruits, pistachio pudding mix, and cool whip (which is hydrogenated oil and very little dairy) will all keep for a while. You can buy them in bulk and put them in your cabinets or freezer until you want to use them and then the salad itself will keep in the fridge. See again the importance of shelf stable foods to impoverished communities.

Twinkies are cheap and go stale slowly. See again the importance of shelf stable foods in impoverished communities.

Grits, Boiled Peanuts, and Biscuits and Gravy are all southern comfort food staples. I was born and raised in north Georgia, it’s very important to me to note that almost all southern food was co-opted from freed slaves by poor rural white folk in the south. Plain grits can be deeply unappetizing but they are cheap and self stable. You can add butter and salt or even seasoned meat and veggies. Grits are rarely a whole meal all to themselves and when they are you add some cheese or salt at the very least. George Washington Carver (a black man many people outside of Georgia should acquaint themselves with at least a little better) turned peanuts into a massive cash crop in Georgia because they are nitrogen fixing! They replace the nitrogen other cash crops (like cotton and tobacco) take out of the soil. In order for your fields to stay viable, you have to plant something like this every once in a while, so most farmers had peanuts themselves or had a neighbor growing peanuts. Boiling them is a quick, easy way to get salt on the nuts themselves. The water soaks through the shells and seasons and softens the nuts. Water is free and peanuts will keep until the fats start to go south, no wonder they picked up popularity among rural folk and travelers alike. Biscuits and gravy are another scrap food. A good sausage gravy is made of leftover sausage and southern biscuits are a savory, buttery carb that is filling and gives you energy you need somewhere like a farm. The negative stereotypes of the south are pervasive and often rooted in racism. Find someone whose grandma has been making these foods her whole life before you form an opinion.

Meatloaf is seasoned more often than not. Like. Sorry you ate meatloaf that wasn’t salted. Anyway, meatloaf is another scrap food! Meat scraps are ground up and then formed into a loaf. Most people put tomato sauce or ketchup on it. Canned tomato products are, you guessed it, shelf stable, and can also be canned at home fairly safely.

The United States at large is not ignorant of the world around it. We are aware that other foods exist. Either we are choosing to eat these or our financial situations are backing us into corners. This is all without even touching upon the prevalence of food deserts in low-income, minority communities in the US. If you’re aware of all this and you really just want to critique the wealth disparity in the US, punch up. Go after the guys with money, not the food that the rest of us find joy in making out of the scraps. Also, making fun of the British is always punching up. Maybe if you had caused fewer wealth disparities that directly impacted the food eaten in other countries, we would be nicer about yours.

#I wrote all this on mobile #so i couldn't link sources #but google is free #american food #american food poll #biscuits and gravy #american chocolate #bologna #watergate salad #twinkies #grits #boiled peanuts #meatloaf #long post

[beths-favourite-recipes]

Garlic Cheddar Biscuits

#garlic #cheddar #cheese #cheddar cheese #biscuit #biscuits #savoury biscuit #savoury biscuits #savory biscuit #savory biscuits #american #american style #american cuisine #american style biscuit #american style biscuits