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dq1 · 2 months
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thinking again
#feel like i have become too complacent with watering myself down into an easily digestible identify for society#partially bc of my career is very conservative.. so#no piercings or tattoos. cut my long hair off to a mens hairstyle. i pass exclusively as a cis straight man as much as i can#especially around the old head bosses i meat#stopped learning japanese even though im mixed so i could learn French because its more useful where i live#i dont want to be useful and i dont want to be seen as some creature mimicking human anatomy like a robot i just want 2 be myself#but ive been doing this so long idk who myself would even be anymore#sometimes i get into old interests i had as a kid and i feel that spark like that 12 yr old didnt die on the inside but then its gone again#i wish a version of myself thats not palatable to my peers could exist#i want to relearn japanese and i want to ride motorcycles and i want to get into certain types of music or clothes#but it also feels like none of it really matters anymore at the same time#if i could be anything i would be a funeral director in nagoya but thats something that can never happen#i shove everything i like down so deep you have to reach to find it#this whole blog is an amalgamation of who i was and who i wished i could be#but being human we r just cursed with bodies that dont feel like our own and having to cut and shape them in a way#that u feel better but not enough so that the people around you are frightened#this is mostly the fact i have avoidant personality disorder and i know i can never be what normal is for most people#i want 2 be myself but myself died somewhere in a past life i think#i am not even human on the inside. half the time i joke w people that im an rpg slime or the human version of those sponge slimes#hence my nickname irl literally being gelo / jello / jelly#and if not that then black German shepherd dogs r also literally just me#but alas i am stuck in a human body#one thats too fat too hairy too sick too broken and i have to deal with it and rebuild myself everyday so people aren't uncomfortable#ANYWAY!!! maybe ill add onto this later ...idk.#to be born again.. sighs.
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years
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this is weird, but I know you've talked about the ear piercing thing, so just fyi I think in bordy's new ig stories you can see both his ears?
homie. bestie. bruh. beloved. please insert your preferred endearment here anon this is not weird you are a) always welcome to send me asks about anything and b) 🥺🥺 i love when y’all enable me and send me asks about things which i will probably go screech into a hole about, such as this:
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per thom’s insta story 6.23.22, i zoomed in an unreasonable amount of both of his ears and now feel like this :/
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[a brief aside: my GOD does he have a crooked smile i’m obsessed with it and also the family resemblance is real]
anyway after much consideration and absolutely Losing it may i present this, which may or may not be but i am choosing to believe is, thomas bordeleau’s pierced left ear (earrings not included)
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#thank u for coming to my ted talk or possibly my villain monologue before i am ko’d (thom wears earrings again)#t h o m r i n g ? r i n g ? which hand is the marriage hand someone help me where’s liv when i need her (on twitter)#in other instagram related breakdowns briss made a post and tagged thom as merida and i HATE IT HERE WE ARE THE SAME STOP THAT#my family… actually… jokingly calls me merida when my hair is frizzy… wish i was kidding! i hate it here thom LEAVE ME ALONE#@ thom stop hiding your infected ear piercings with airpods 😠 i Want To See#the white woman math blinking unhinged red string meme of it all#me who cannot tell right from left like: ok but if i reference the thom lightning bolt racing stripe photo he always shows us his right side#because his right profile is better which. king. know your angles BUT if we look at the umich ear piercing photos i am 99% sure the piercing#is in his left ear & most of the photos i’ve seen since then have been side profile based off of camera flip geometry & his right ear#definitely is not pierced but the shape/shadow of his left looks like the indent of a piercing which tracks so either he took it out because#it got infected or he wants it to close up or he just like me fr and frequently just. forgets to wear earrings which tHoM i’m gonna yell @u#about piercing aftercare if that’s true has it been enough weeks for you to have taken it out when you did? or maybe he has a nickel allergy#calling in the experts if u know the answer pls tell me or if your zoom in provides better clarity than my terrible screenshots#IS borde’s ear pierced my vote is yet but also y’all know i’m biased because.#@ thomas bordeleau pierce your ears#i think he should pierce both of them and get constellation piercings and he IS a man that loves jewelry @ thom it’s more to wear 👀👀#thom’s crooked smileeeeee laying on the floor rolling around giggling i am smitten i’m putting that detail in all the fics ever#also that shirt sure was a choice bud. but i’m not complaining since it gave me#nemcklance#thomas bordeleau my worstie my hatred spirit my incorrigible terrible meow meow#i am not adopting another umich boy this is not gonna be a comtois situation i am not going to be sucked in by thomas bordeleau#have been terribly endeared by his father’s day post and being home for his sister’s prom which im assuming is mad late in the yr bc canada?#keep thinking he needs an eyebrow barbell but also insisting to myself that i didn’t paperdoll him into 1 (i did actually lmao) so on record#left ear: (current lobe) paperdolling bords into a helix or auricle (snug?) cuff and a rook if he gets the helix he can have a conch#on his right ear he needs a daith and four lobe piercings with a forward helix alternately and/or a scaffold if it’s not too crowded#also the way the shadow falls in the second one kinda looks like a snake bite… bordy do that one too & match it with a left eyebrow barbell#although with his crooked mouth now idk like is it gonna wreck the effect or just draw more attention to it? maybe no snake bite but…#kinda love the idea of a smiley 4 him half of it showing out also his teeth are so nice i’m kinda mad about it like??? how are they so white#liv in the replies
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jaxon-exe · 10 months
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Fighting for Friendship
So Danny ends up in Gotham, how is up to u, but he is put in the same class as Damian.
Now Gotham is weird. Amity Park is weird to. But they r two different kinds of weird. Like Amity park is the “oh ur a bit weird, cool, so is everyone” kinda weird where Gotham is the “wait ur weird?? Fuck ur gonna be a rogue ain’t u?? Get tf away from me. Go have ur villain origin story over there” kinda weird.
So Danny can’t really make any friends bc he’s weird weird. Tho he’s not the only one in his class with this problem. The other guy, Damian Wayne, mainly sticks to himself and seems to be the only sane person in this school. Well, to Danny at least. This made Danny want to befriend him. Even if only to not be alone in his suffering. More than that Danny can feel the traces of ectoplasm on him! Even more reason for him to be friend shaped.
The problem is Damian seems to be in denial about his friend shapeness. Well to bad for him if Danny is one thing it’s stubborn. But dammit Damian seems to be a new level of stubborn. Nothing Danny does works!! It’s almost like this kid is from a different world or at least a different time!! Before he gives up however he has one last attempt. All or nothing!!
So he spends an inter week annoying the fuck outta Damian!! Looks it’s not a smart plan but it is a desperate one. It is also a plan that works a bit better than expected!!
He started his plan on Monday and it took til Friday for Damian to crack. After a full day of maximum annoyance Danny started following Damian home. They made it several blocks before Damian dragged him into a nearby alley and started swinging.
Now this Danny understood!!!
The universal language of ghost, Violence!!!
So the two beat the shit out of each other and r pretty evenly matched. Both of them r on even levels when it comes to speed and battle awareness and while Damian is definitely the better trained Danny is stronger and more durable. Needless to say the fight goes on for awhile.
A few hours later Damian and Danny shuffle into Wayne manor looking like they lost a fight with a wood chipper and when Bruce goes to ask what happen Danny just smiles and goes- We’re friends now 
With Damian nodding in agreement
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html-nae · 10 months
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T R A P S O U L
42!Miles x fem!OC
Part 5 of the 42!Miles x fem!OC series
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Lyricists and musician J. Cole once said,
There’s always gonna be a car that’s better than the one you got. 
There’s always gonna be some clothes that fresher than the ones you rock
There’s always gonna be a house somewhere with bigger doors.
But you’re never gonna be happy until you love yours. 
Miles was a kid that came from New York.
It wasn’t the best place to grow up in, but his parents did their best.
At first, Miles was a kid that thought success was all that he needed to be happy.
Until his parents taught him to appreciate everything that he had, even when it wasn’t a lot, to not lose sight of the people and the blessings that he had around him.
To not forget the fact that he had things in his life that might seem small at first, but are greater in value than he realizes.
To love what he has before it’s gone.
They moved him from Brooklyn Middle to Visions Academy, wanting the best for their child. 
Being nothing but supportive when he got his internship at Alchemex.
And he loved everything he had, not forgetting to be grateful for the beauty in the life he had.
Then Jefferson Davis passed away, then Harmony Jones passed away. 
Then the Miles Morales that everyone knew and loved passed away.
He became cold and distant. 
He became an example.
The rose that grew from concrete.
A rose that grew from a crack in concrete
Proving nature’s laws wrong, he learned to walk without having feet.
Everyone watched him, thinking he was going to go downhill.
And he did, but Miles did what he had to do.
He became the vigilante of the city.
For his mom.
He learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from concrete.
However, in his mind.
It was Long Live Harmony.
The omega of his heart.
The foundation for his conception of Love. Anytime he thought of what a black woman should be.
It was her that he thought of first.
When she was alive she would never fully understand how deeply his heart felt for her.
Miles worried that they would grow apart and in a way they did.
Harmony brought him to climax without sex.
And she did it all with regal grace.
She was 
Is
His heart in human form.
Someone that he could never replace.
She was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing that it would become your favorite, the song that you could never get tired of and hoped never died.
Yet she did die. 
And Miles was left with nothing but a time they had together.
A time when all things were better.
All of the moments that were gone too soon.
In his eyes at least.
Only now did he truly see how much that time with her shaped him.
Everything they had withered away.
Everything including her.
Everything except for the memories he cherished.
Memories of the two getting matching Jordan’s and taking pictures with Harmony slotted in between his legs with their shoes pointed in the same direction.
And now
Both pairs of Jordan’s faced each other, like they were going toe to toe.
One pair barely skimmed the floor. 
They were torn beyond repair. Scuffed and creased with blood and grime coating the once clean white leather. 
The other pair looked untouched. Like they were fresh out the box, with the exception of a few drops of blood on the dark toes of the sneaker. 
Much like the owners.
One was bloodied and bruised beyond repair.
And the other was untouched. 
Miles hated that he got used to the feeling of the cool metal against his skin.
He could smell the blood that was flowing from his lip.
The music that was playing on the stereo was fuzzy and his vision was blurry.
The  colors around him blended into one another.
Like the red on his suit and the red from his lip.
He was caught in a dance, a painful dance that left the punching bag spinning and swaying back and forth after every blow.
His counterpart was caught in a trace. 
Intrigued in how far he could go.
How much he could take before he tapped out.
It’s like he was caught in a spell.
He wanted to push every button until he finally broke.
He was tired of being trapped in his mind.
Being wrapped in some lie.
Miles had to lie.
Lie as if he didn’t see the bright colors of orange, red, blue, and purple through the window.
Lie as if his spidey sense didn’t go off 10 minutes ago.
Lie as if he didn’t see them on the beam where Prowler made his first appearance.
Lies as if he didn’t see Harmony roped in the gang of spider people.
Harmony’s breath hitched as she laid her eyes on Miles.
He was looking right at her.
His eyes were dull and sunken in, but they were still the same golden color as before.
The hair that Harmony was used to being out was put away in two braids that barley touched his shoulders.
Miles’ body was clad in black and chains with a bright prominent purple Prowler symbol painted on his chest. 
He was lankier than her Miles and he was a little shorter. 
But he was still Miles nonetheless.
“Harmony?”
Her name rolled off his tongue smoothly and he looked at her like he lived for her.
Miles now knew what lyricists and musician J. Cole meant as he watched his Harmony look at his alternate with such emotion and vice versa. 
He looked at her like she shined like the paten leather on his new 11’s, like she was the Bible and he was the reverend. Like she was his world.
There’s no such thing as having something better than what you have.
There was no such thing that was better than having Harmony Jones.
Not even Gwen Stacy.
Miles’ eyes flickered back and forth between Harmony and the people behind her.
Oh.
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darth-sonny · 11 months
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Did Kirby ever ask Leo about his scars?
And did Leo ever tell him about the events surrounding the Krangs?
He heard the pitter-patter of tiny feet on the floor before he felt a tiny hand tap, tap, taping at his side.
Leo turned his head, looking at the wide eyes of... well, the kid. He tried for a smile, but everything in his body felt sluggish. He hardly ate anything for breakfast today, and getting out of bed for anything was an uphill battle.
The kid (Kirby. He named them Kirby) waved a piece of paper in front of his face, eyes getting wider. Taking the paper, Leo squinted his eyes. It was a brown blob, with jagged black shapes next to it.
"What is it?" he asks, internally wincing at how rough his voice sounds. When's the last time he drank water?
Kirby crossed their arms over their plastron, curling their index fingers into little hooks.
Bat.
Leo looks back at the drawing, humming. "It needs ears," he said. From the corner of his eye, he saw Kirby look back at the book they had been reading in the corner. He took a guess that it was about bats.
Kirby tried to climb on the bed. Leo let them.
It took a while, the bed being too high up for their little legs. He could help. He wanted to help, but touching the kid still made everything around him scream. It burned, sometimes, whenever the kid touched him, and Leo didn't know when it would end.
He watched them slowly crawl their way towards them, stopping before their legs touched him. They peeked over him, looking at their drawing.
E-a-r-s-?
"Bats have ears," he mumbled.
Kirby nodded, their little face srunched up into a serious expression. Normally, Leo would've found that funny, but he just felt too tired.
Two tiny hands were suddenly waved in front of his face, right above his eyes.
"What?"
The kid traced a question mark in the air.
"Shoot."
Slowly, very slowly, Kirby reached over and tapped the massive scar on the right side of his face. Leo never froze so quickly.
The kid curved their hands into arches, pressed their knuckles together, and rolled their hands forward until the arches were upside down.
How?
It was a simple question. Just a small question. Obviously, the kid wanted to know. They weren't normal scars; they were ugly and unnatural, and they brought attention to his face. Something that, had he had been fourteen again, he would've loved it. Now he just hated it.
What does he even say? How does he answer that?
Does he tell them about that day?
About the key?
The almost end-of-the-world?
Does he tell them about Pr-?
He sat up, being careful not to accidently crumple the paper in his hand.
"There was a fight," he mumbles.
His eyes fell onto the kid, and there was something so cathartic about them being so... small. Smaller than him. Their head was the same size as his palm. They barely reached up to his knee. They were so... tiny.
And Leo doesn't know why that brings him so much relief.
The kid curls their hands into fists, crossing them repeatedly.
Fight?
"A big one," he says.
Kirby crawls closer, and Leo lets them.
They touched their forhead, then brought their hand down to form a 'y'.
Why?
"The guys we were fighting were bad guys," he says. It's... getting easier. He looks at the drawing again.
It's so hilariously child-ish, with how messy it was, and the very obvious use of crayons. The kid even tried to write their name in the corner, but it came out as a loopy scribble.
So child-ish.
He watches as the kid tries to absorb that information.
Y-o-u w-o-n-?
"Yes."
Kirby extended both of their index fingers, bringing them together three times in a jabbing motion. Then, they pointed at him.
Hurt you?
"Yes, I got hurt."
They repeated the hurt motion again, only they followed it up by forming two 'y's with their hands in front of their plastrons and bring them down. As a finishing touch, they tapped the right side of their face and pointed at him again.
Leo got the message.
"No. They don't hurt anymore."
Kirby nodded.
Leo's eyes widened as they spelled out a word:
W-h-o-?
He opened his beak, closed it, and opened it again. He looked at the kid's hands, brow ridges furrowing at the color.
It was just a consequence.
They didn't choose that color.
They didn't choose anything.
Leo chose this for them, and he had the gall to act as if they were at fault.
"A bad guy," he says, finally. "A very, very, very bad guy. They're gone now. They won't hurt you."
Kirby nods again.
Their eyes zero in on their drawing, and soon enough, they made grabby-hands.
Leo gives the paper back. He watches as Kirby stands up, the top of their head still not reaching his knee.
E-a-r-s-?
"Ears." Leo holds up one finger and places it on the side of his head. He's not wearing his arm today, so he has to repeat the motion on the other side with one hand.
The kid turns around with a determined expression, and Leo lunges forwards to grab them before they jump off his bed.
Everything is quiet when he holds them.
There's no screaming.
"Don't do that," he chides. "You're too tiny."
This time, a natural smile forms on his face as the kid sticks their tongue out.
He places them on the floor, watching at they scramble back to their corner - it was littered with papers and crayons and an open book that Leo guessed was about bats.
He looks around his room.
It's empty; most of the posters and small toys he had were thrown out. The stack of comics he kept next to him were now in several boxes next to the kid. The glow-in-the-dark stickers were still up, as well as the fairy lights. His clothes were either in a hamper or folded neatly close to his bed.
It wasn't messy, but it was disorginized.
And Leo liked having his room neat and tidy.
He takes one last look at Kirby, who was now excitedly scribbling on some ears to their bat.
Very child-like.
He sighs and gets up from his bed.
Might as well get some cleaning in.
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grimdarkfandango · 2 months
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Fandom Peeps to Get to Know Better
got tagged in an ask meme by @saltedpin thank you!!! I love oversharing on the internet!!!
3 Ships you like: god. okay. be cruel then.
Winter/Kitten - yes we're leading with OCs deal with it SOMETIMES you take a beloved archetype pairing, reshape them like silly putty, put them in separate dnd games, and spend four years running continuous RP with a partner in multiple different au variations because they are perfect actually (shout out to @andromeda-reinvented for literally keeping me sane and fed :prayer emoji:)
Kitten is my husband and also my phone lockscreen and has never done anything wrong in his life (the murders are fine)
Songxue - this is the wizard behind the curtain of winter/kitten, but they are different for all that they're the same. otherwise, uh. see above for all other applicable details lmao
Endhawks - the DRAMA the DILFYNESS the LEGEND look all of my pairings need a certain level of unhealthy devotion and self-sacrifice and not to spoil the current manga chapters for anyone but [blood seeps from my mouth as I start screeching incoherently] anyway yeah big man hot little guy feral
Ganlink - hey riley why are you putting an unnecessary fourth pairing, did you think we weren't already very clearly aware of your type here. no. okay. sure. big man hot little guy feral!!!!!
First Ship Ever: oh god bro I don't know if I have the memory details for that. the first ships I remember going and reading fic for were bandom (*nsync, JC/Lance, yes you heard me) or probably good old gundam wing 1x2, despite having seen approximately none of the show lmao
Last song you heard: Nightmares by the sea - jeff buckley when I started / The life I was missing - flannel graph when I finished (all off my Winter playlist. it's 12hrs long)
Favourite childhood book: I was one of those advanced reader kids who turned up my nose at kids books and for many years almost exclusively read sf/f off dad's bookshelf, which is a long way of saying it was the full ten book run of the belgariad and the mallorean, which I would reread twice a year between the ages of 9-16
is it my favourite now? god no. but I cannot deny what shaped me
Currently Reading: I just started the first Dragonlance book so, I guess, some things don't change
Currently Watching: everything currently airing on Dropout, also The Expanse (finally)(slowly)(I like it too much to binge I think)
Currently Craving: D I N N E R
Tagging: HMMMM ok @andromeda-reinvented, @bigneonglitter, @oldcoyote, @prairie-grass, and anyone else who wants to just say I tagged u!!!
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dharmasharks · 2 years
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And you, you must’ve been looking for me
Post-canon Brooklyn boys, wistful wandering, and knowing the way back. [Teen & up | 0.7K]
Wee ficlet below the cut for @stuckybingo | square N1: Napping | October challenge: Fog + Coffee.
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It’s not the first night Bucky spends this way. Feet to pavement, one step and the next, breathe in, breathe out. Until darkened brownstones fall behind the expressway, until the neighborhood flattens at the East River. Breathe in, breathe out, until he’s gotten himself lost enough for the shapeless panic to stop vibrating inside his chest. 
Tonight though, under a thick fog, all that newness falls behind a veil. The twelve-hundred dollar strollers chained to U-shaped bike racks. The cat cafe he loves and the deli he doesn’t. The sprawling Greenway, where some shitty little kid swiped his bocce ball mid-turn. The paper recycling plant, which is not a paper recycling plant. 
(“Coming Soon,” Steve read from a broad sign at the construction site, “Urban Industrial Chic Coworking Loft Space.”
“What,” Bucky said, “the fuck.”)
Even the changed angles of lower Manhattan fade across the river, leaving him all alone in the past with the same cobblestones under his footsteps. The cables of Brooklyn Bridge suspended above the sky. Breathe in, breathe out that same low-tide smell where the old bones of the old pier 1 jut out from the mist. 
He can’t seem to settle like this. Surrounded by ghosts. 
So it’s one step and the next until he’s past the mums on their stoop that he forgot to water, up and up into their third floor walk-up. Their prewar apartment, but not their prewar apartment. Not from before. That’s just what you call it now instead of calling it old. 
(When the realtor’s back was turned, Steve had grandly swept one hand down his body. “All this historic charm in one place,” he said. Because he is a historic dork.)
Bucky opens their door as quietly as he can, which is not very, because it jams in the frame without a sharp yank. It doesn’t matter; Steve’s up anyway with the Sunday Times strewn across the couch. 
It is a ridiculous couch. High-backed and deep-set and too big for the room. In crushed velvet, midnight blue. Dark enough to show every strand of white cat hair, with a long enough chaise for even Steve to stretch his long damn legs, like he’s doing now.
Steve loves this ridiculous couch. Which meant Bucky had to practically sit on him until he bought it. It wasn’t that it was too impractical or nice or expensive, though it is all those things. It’s just that it’s hard for Steve to let himself have things like that. Things that’d make him happy. 
Steve’s working on that.
Even now, his smile is fragile but hopeful. And he looks so tired, but not of Bucky’s laundry list of bullshit. He never is. And it never gets easier to believe. And Bucky is working on that.
He stumbles out of his boots and drops his tightly-would body onto the cushions, his head to Steve’s lap.
“Mmf,” he groans. An apology. An admission of defeat.
“Yeah,” Steve agrees, sliding his hand across the small of Bucky’s back. Radiating a heat that melts as it spreads. Bucky turns his face into Steve’s body, nudges his shirt up, and presses lips and nose to the soft skin of his belly. Resting there.
With Steve’s hand in his hair, combing from roots to ends, Bucky finds the edge of that slow drop. Not the sharp fall that visits him plenty, but the kind of sleep you float into. The way a feather falls from a great height. 
Breathe in, breathe out the newsprint on Steve’s fingertips, the drip coffee brewing on the counter. The nights into mornings at the diner in their old neighborhood—in this neighborhood, before they got old. Back when Bucky could still name all the restless fears buzzing under his skin, but it was okay, he was okay, because Steve would wait up with him. 
God, this man. He would wait forever, he has waited forever. He will keep waiting forever. That certainty: it is a long, long thread tied and knotted around Bucky’s ribs. The gentle pull that keeps calling him home.
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envihellbender · 2 months
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Backrooms fatty
Characters: u/urbexmallrat (OC), unnamed monstrosity
Content: fat monster, creepypasta thinly veiled fetish, impossibly big
r/FindingTheBackrooms posted by u/urbexmallrat 21 hours ago
Anyone seen this monster in the Backrooms?
Hey guys,
I was recommended this subreddit by r/urbexuk after no one there could help me. I thought The Backrooms was just a dumb creepypasta but honestly it’s the best explanation for what I stumbled upon. Bit of background, I’m a photographer, I’ve had pictures published in National Geographic so I’m the real deal. Outside of this occurrence I’m just a normal guy with a camera, I’m really into urbex and working on a book right now. There’s a shopping centre near me that I went to as a kid in the early 90s. I’m from a small town just off the motorway and the building used to be this huge busy place a couple of miles away. There was an arcade, cinema, all that stuff. It was really, really huge. It’s so weird to me that it was abandoned and honestly, it’s terrifying and fascinating to me that this place is completely deserted and being taken over by nature when I went there every weekend until I was 12.
Just to set the scene, here’s some pics of the place. Maybe it’ll be familiar to someone and you can explain away what I’ve seen. Hell, I’d love it if someone could do that.
The first photograph is of the entrance of a shopping mall, the windows have been smashed or bordered up, and the tiles on the floor have weeds and dead grass growing through the cracks. The walls have ivy and half dead trees clinging to them, and beneath that is a Starbucks that has had all of its furniture removed and strange symbols spray painted on the walls and floor inside of it. There’s a giant fountain in the middle of the entrance walkway, the water inside it is murky and covered in a strange slime. The second is of the entrance to an arcade. The machines are covered in a thick layer of dust and there are forgotten toys in a crane machine. There’s some strange orange teddy bears that are filled with stuffing in odd selections that have lumps in them. Their eyes are tears in their fabric, they look like a strange cross between a rabbit and a goat. The third photograph is taken from an above walkway showing the floor beneath, there are some abandoned shops and an outdoor coffee shop that has a couple of feral cats sitting by a dormant and decrepit coffee machine.
See? It’s called the Silver Bells Shopping Centre. I’d be interested to hear from anyone else who remembers it because none of my childhood friends or family remember it. So weird. I still have a Garfield Teddy from the crane machine at that arcade, it sits on my shelf. Here it is:
The photo shows a strangely shaped stuffed animal, one of the orange toys from the previous picture.
Anyway, I was using the opportunity to go find parts of the place we don’t usually see. I intended to go see some back storage rooms then go to the cellar. I guess I found that… anyway, I went to the food court which was kept on the lowest level and found a McDonalds. I hopped over the counter and slipped down the back. There was a lot of rats living in the now empty deep fat fryers but I figured live and let live. Weirdly I don’t remember having left the kitchen, but I must have done. I walked forwards, expecting to reach a door to take me out to some storage place. Instead I was walking for a good five minutes without going through anything and when I turned round the McDonalds was gone and there was just that terrifying yellow painted brick wall. I took some photos:
The first photo showed a family of rats living in the deep fat fryer, five were staring at the phone with bright red eyes. The second shows a blurry wall with light yellow bricks. The third, forth, and fifth all show different parts of the corridor, they all look essentially the same - yellow bricks, which stone floor, and nothing else distinctive.
So I had no idea how I ended up there but honestly I was mostly just assuming I was lost and took photos to help find my way back. I was wandering around these corridors for a long, long, loooooong time. My phone alarms kept going off - I have one at 2.30pm, one at 5:10pm, and one of 7:30pm so that’s how I knew time was moving even if my mobile clock hadn’t moved (yeah I know, how were my alarms going off if the time on my phone wasn’t moving, no idea!) After the last alarm I finally saw a door, and was over the fucking moon, so happy I got scared of going through it. Kind wish I hadn’t. Well. I guess doing that meant whatever weird monster I saw could guide me out, after it took what it liked from me. I can’t explain what I saw, or how I got out. And it doesn’t matter. I don’t care, I just wanna know what the fuck happened to me and what the fuck did I see. Here’s the monster I saw, doesn’t seem to match any monsters you guys have on file so I’m hoping that I missed something. Not sure how I feel about being the one who found out about a new species …
These sets of photos are much worse quality than the other pictures, and it’s not entirely clear what they are. The first shows a strange pile of flesh, a bright light - perhaps the camera flash - reflects against it. If you focus you can see that there’s a smattering of black hair over it, and angry purple marks where the skin has stretched obscenely. At first it simply looks like a closeup, but the photographer’s shadow shows that the navel or the occupant is significantly bigger than the owner of the flab. The second shows the adipose from a different angle, there’s one gigantic hill of fat, there’s another on top of it, and one more. This looks more human, but the way the light flashes and reflects on something on the otherwise of the wall shows that the height of the photographer is half that of the lower most fat roll. The third is an eye, a milky brown iris with bloodshot whites, that is crushed between a bloated cheek and sagging forehead, causing it to be a pinprick. The final photo shows the photographers digits held up against two enormous bloated brown lips, showing that just one of the slug like features is larger than the camera man’s entire hand.
So yeah. That’s the monster I found. If I had to estimate the size… well, it was significantly taller than me and I had to climb on it to get most of the photos. I’m six foot three, and I barely came up to its navel. I’ve seen elephants, whales, and stuff but none of them came close to it. Honestly if I didn’t know any better I’d say the creature was as big as I predicted the shopping mall was. Does this mean anything? Anyone see anything similar?
Update 1: please can every ignore my teddy and focus on the actual post lol
Update 2: I don’t know everyone’s focusing on my teddy but it’s Garfield lol don’t any of you remember Garfield?
Update 3: ignoring every question about my teddy now lol but thanks for everyone who asked me about the monster. Seems this isn’t a common experience but u/roadkillnapster pointed out that without a decent photo that shows more of the overall shape, it’s possible it’s a known monster that’s gotten really fat. Seems possible to me. Any fleshy monsters that could be similar?
Update 4: wow I wasn’t expecting so much conversation off my post, lotta people want to see it and have asked if I could show more videos and photos. I mean I don’t know but I’ll see if I can set up a livestream, so glad a lot of you wanna get to the bottom of this too!
Update 5: and thanks for freaking me out about my Garfield teddy, the wool is doing this weird expanding thing so it’s doubled in size and now I’m all scared it’s haunted lol
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hellu hellu gloss here ( s/h, 21+ ) n happy opening day 2 us all!!! can't wait 2 get plottin n interactin w all ur cool muses ♡ im gna be writing for mr venture capitalist, wolf of ansan street, jin hansol!! he's lived in astra nearly all his life and only recently got his ass booted 2 ansan bc his rich n influential daddi-o pulled some strings to get his ass kicked out so ... awkward ... but yes!! you can find more nonsense info on hansol under the cut, but as alw, pls hit that LIKE button n ill come runnin into ur dms!!! also if u have d*scord pls pls lmk bc i cannot for the life of me keep up w tumblr ims orz edit 10/07: so i've decided hansol is gna take on a fake identity as some not-from-ansan dude named kim wonshik bc the anti-astra sentiment in nightrunners ( aka the place he's tryna infiltrate n gentrify ) is p strong and his family is too much of a household name rn!! he's gna be known as jin hansol in business and clinical settings but other times he's gna be known as wonshik but yep!! so muses from ansan prob only ever know of him as wonshik unless we plot otherwise <3
if ur an astrology h0 like me then ♡ he's a leo sun / scorpio moon / aries rising which explains a lot of his fuckassery behaviours 👅
lil backstory: his family owns cynet cybernetics, a v longstanding company and one of the major providers of androids ( aka ai robots / humanoids that run around doin ur house chores 4 u... yep... )!! they were one of the first in astra 50y ago which means hansol was born in astra!! he's Never been to ansan and honestly kinda looks down on it ( pun not intended ) so we know where this is goin 🥶
anw he's born middle child between big bro n lil sis n was unsurprisingly neglected : )) he was alm exclusively raised by cynet androids yikers so altho his physical needs were tended 2 as a kid ( 2 the point of overindulgence honestly ), his emotional needs is that year 1 science textbook sittin in the deep corner beggin 2 b read
a lot of his experience shaped who he was as a teen!! he was a bit of a black sheep n would alw get into tons of trouble like tw underage drinking and drug use n it was all rlly j his own way of trying to get his father's attention!! it seemed like those were the only times his dad ever acknowledged his existence even tho it was usually j 2 express his disappointment
meanwhile his obnoxiously overachieving older bro is taken under daddi-o's wing when he comes of age, even starts 2 intern @ cynet n this pushes hansol to clean up his act!! ofc given his track record his dad is Not goin 2 award him the same internship @ cynet so he ends up trying to prove himself in other ways aka scoring deals, funding startups w his sizeable pocket money, buying out said startups when it shows promise!! he's also a bit of a gambler n even got the rights to revel mayb ab 1y ago in a moderately high-stakes poker games so uh... revel peeps say hi 2 ur absentee owner ♡ also has a ton of body mods to help him cheat in these poker games aka cyberaudio 2 b able to pick up change in tone aka if the person is lying n cyberoptics which helps him read hidden cards!! i'll update his body mods page someday rip
ofc despite all his efforts, none of these r big enough to impress his dad so he goes higher!!! word spreads ab his 'talent' @ the game n this leads to his invitation to play a v v high-stakes poker game w the big boys aka dad's competitors friends!! it's to the point that they don't dabble in cash anymore so this is rlly The Game that would get him his father's attn if he won so he rlly goes all in!! all of the jin family members get a small share of cynet to ensure that the company stays in the family and ultimately overpowers non-relative shareholders in big decisions, n bc hansol is positive he's gna win ( bc he's cheating lol ) he bets his share of cynet eek
ends up LOSING bc it turns out they were cheating too but !! he only knows they're cheating bc he's cheating so can u imagine how that argument is goin 2 go down : )) so yeah cynet is so super impt 2 his family n his dad was absolutely livid to find out that hansol gambled his share away n chalked it up 2 his 'delinquent activities' being so bad 2 the point where it's not only detrimental 2 himself but 2 his family!!! anw 2 regain that cynet share that hansol lost, his dad reports him to the authorities for cheating ( dad obv found out ab his mods bc whose credit card do u think he's usin to install em ) n pulls some strings to get him kicked tf out of astra
so yeah now he's here!! it's been 3 months since n he's still trying to prove himself, this time 2 prove 2 his dad that he's a better businessman than his dad will ever be n the first step is 2 get himself back on astra!! of interest one of his current ventures is to gentrify the betting ring @ the nightrunners races n j make it more organised / official but understandably the nightrunners want their own representative runnin these bets so yeah this means hansol is tryna officially become a nightrunner
personality wise i'd say he's v cunning, likes to think he's more like his dad than his brother is bc he can be p cutthroat and he knows a good deal when he sees one ( n honestly it's true it's prob why his dad loathes him extra ) n he takes a lot of pride in it!! ( yeah he's got a capital D for daddy issues )
also has a bit of a one-track mind so it's like if it's related 2 wtv business venture he's focused on then he'll care 2 the point of obsession n micromanaging but if it's not a priority then he will literally pretend it doesn't exist!! what this means espc socially is if ur someone who's eg a nightrunner he'll be v present 2 u but if ur eg working @ revel he literally could not give less of a shit u prob won't even recognise him that's how absent he is
he can be really charming when he wants to be but honestly it's j part of the game, v wolf of wall street villain coded, has a predatory instinct @ pursuing wealth n will stop at nothing rlly
this is also bad but in line w bein raised by androids n just not respecting ansan at all it can sometimes feel like he's treating ansan as sorta his playground n by extension he doesn't rlly treat a lot of ppl from ansan like real humans n this may sometimes be sorta alluded to in j how he talks or the things he does......... but yeah this sorta goes back 2 his stuff w the nightrunners, like j not respecting their races n stuff n j seeing it as a business opportunity but idk!! mayb w more time in ansan he'll have a good character arc n learn 2 care for things
err as alw i've rambled on waaay too much so if uve made it this far i wanna personally thank u ♡ also below r some plots 2 get us started w the brainstormin!!
since he's p hyperfocused on the nightrunners rn i feel like @ nightrunners there'd b plenty of opportunities 4 positive n negative interactions!! mayb he's tricked u w his charm n u think he genuinely loves racing n shit teehee or ur sus ab his motivations n ur sleepin w one eye open when he's around idk!! i'd also love a nightrunner who's a friend of his ( who he probably approached when he heard ab the existence of these races ) who queued him in that nightrunners only want their own people runnin these bets, which gives him the bright idea 2 become a nightrunner!!
did i mention he loves a good gamble <333 anyone who's a gambling fiend urself pls step right up!!! he also prob places bets on fighters @ the underground so if ur muse is a fighter mayb he places a bet on u!! or against u!! hansol is also not above cheatin so imagine he approaches u n tells u to lose on purpose or smth n he'll give u money in return....
alternatively anyone working @ revel say hello 2 ur boss 😩 i imagine the prev boss was a little more hands on bc they actually cared a lil more for revel and since the ownership's passed to him it's rlly j been goin downhill... also fun thread where he dines @ revel for the first time n mayb he doesn't pay n they confront him n he's like i own this place n they're like o so ur also delusional
he honestly gets a cybermod for literally anyth ( could also b purely for aesthetic purposes honestly ) so anyone workin @ the circle installation centre and apollo medical see u for the monday am appt
he's currently staying at la mariposa ( yeah he was cut off from his fam but this is j proof of privilege 🤡 aka bein his father's son has helped him start off w a large capital to get his hands into a lot of diff businesses which are all now paying off n funding his time @ ansan )
i can also imagine hansol may not be So forthcoming ab him being from astra espc when he finds out ab some of the anti-astra sentiment so idk it would b cool if he kinda lied ab his identity to u n u bought into it n he's literally not at all the person u became friends w ( or even started dating 👀 )
alternatively if ur a diehard fan of astra he will use his birthright as an advantage : )) or if uve been to / are from astra mayb!!! yall could've known each other somehow!!
someone he's pissed off or wronged n mayb now it's comin back 2 bite him in the ass!!!
catch him at orbital sometimes bc old habits die hard
even someone workin at or used to work at cynet?? like the ansan branch or smth!! i feel like ur muse would know him bc he's part of the jin family n ngl once he finds out he's immediately gna start treatin ur muse as like an assistant or smth......... .. .. .... .... orrr mayb he will ask u for info on how daddi-o's doin idk lots of room 4 brainstormin!!
a bunch of his body mods r to make him a good poker player which is rlly handy in business bc he can usually tell when someone's lying!! maybe ur muse is tryna lie to him ab smth n hes like 🧐
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you all should submit song qingshi and yue wuhuan from mistakenly saving the villain!!
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reasons:
their mutual pining was the majority of the plot of the first 2/3rds of the book (spanning 10 years)
as soon as they got together and were planning on getting married they immediately got separated for another THREE THOUSAND years!!! no i'm not kidding 3,000! yue wuhuan had to pine on his own and slowly go crazy it was ROUGH
they're both really good characters, song qingshi specifically is an autistic demisexual king to me and also, comes off as this soft character who needs to be protected but really is a very perceptive badass whose sheer stubbornness and love is incredible and changed the world... meanwhile yue wuhuan has this really good story of going through a lot, hating himself, and taking bloody revenge- so he's this bad guy, right? only no, they say IN STORY, he's mentally ill, he's suffered a lot and it just didn't make him into this ideal of this tender needing to be protected person, he's also incredibly intelligent skilled and he's IN THE RIGHT for his bloody revenge!
the supporting characters are also good <3 if any of u wanted to submit these 2 x an long from the same series they're in an actually well done love triangle... (or well. a love complicated shape if u bring in a couple other side characters who have been into them but like. whatever they have going on is WELL DONE is the point)
they're all doomed by the narrative….
they r fully canon and gay 😎
mistakenly saving the villain has a tiny but very enthusiastic fandom and it's a very funny, poignant, and underrated novel....
popadanda.... ((This is propaganda for song qinshi and yue wuhuan from mistakenly saving the villain!!
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OK TOH THOUGHTS let’s go (these are just in order of the episodes progression btw)
Spoilers for Clouds on the horizon below
-look at the collector being a silly little guy!! Love them fr fr
-“what if it’s all chaaaanged? What if YOU changed??” Dude
-“you can barely keep your human shape anymore!” DUDE
-ok so at the very least we know that they aren’t gonna make a new grimwalker while Hunter is still around
-but also Belos��� utter lack of care about him makes me :(
-Yeah Belos free the collector, I don’t think they’re one you want to break a promise of :)
-“you need to have more faith in pinky swears >:(“ the collector grows on me more and more every episode I swear
-I could go on a whole rant about why the shift from their initially just kinda silly behaviour (in my opinion) to truly childlike nature is what both warmed me up to them and made me very scared for him
-but that’s for another post
-KIKI GOT FUCKING DEMOTED LMAO
-I’m gonna punt her
-hidden Blight kids what they doing
-“Blights always uphold their end of the deal” FUCK you
-oh hang on so Odalia talks about “reconsidering her deal” with Alador and immediately moves into talking about how the kids should get more involved, does that mean that Alador has been convincing Odalia not to shove them into business work? I hope so
-HE LOOKS SO DISTRESSED OH NO
-I must say I am enjoying Alador’s gradual redemption. I like that he hasn’t been forgiven right away, reasonably so, but is working to be better I think that’s just a very good way to go about his character and I’m very happy about it
-ok scene change to sum up fuck Odalia I’m gonna crime her
-Dude I want to give King a hug so bad
-LUZ HAS A LITTLE PONYTAIL
-Eber is real funny lookin’ I love them
- AAA Eda seems like she’s trying to put up a brave face and I’m gonna sob
- EGG EGG WGG EGG EGG EGG THATS SO SWEET
-AWE EDA ENCOURAGING LUZ TO GO SAVE AMITY
- “bossy boots” 🥺🥺🥺
-Raine making a promise to Luz aaaaaa
-YES MAKE IT YOUR BATTLE CRY CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR DARIUS SPECIFICALLY
-DUDE Katya is so fun and also my sister is so gay for her
-THEY’RE BEST BUDDIES I LOVE THEM
-H U N T E R MY DARLING THERE HE IS HE HAS A NEW OUTFIT I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM A KISS
-HÉ HAS A HANDSHAKE WITH GUS AWE
-HUNTER BB NO YOU’RE MORE THAN THAT :(
-Gus using the thingy he nabbed from Adrian is so excellent
-“SORRY MAN” Hunter my beloved
-why’d they slide in like that gkdjdhd
-YESS Hunter jumping in to help Luz they are siblings your honour I love them
-THEY ARE ALL SO POWERFUL LOOK AT THEM GO
-LUZ GO BLUSHYYYY THEYRE SO CUTE
-ROMEO AND JULIET MOMENT WITH THE BALCONY MY GOD
-AYO flowers around the balcony??
-ODALIA FUCKING BROKE THE TAMAGOTCHI I’m gonna commit a crime actually
-they tried to burn down. The FUCKING factory. I sometimes fear the Blight twins just as much as I love them
-NOOO AMITY :( I’m giving her a hug too everyone is getting hugs
-Emira prompting Amity to talk about Luz,, I’ll cry methinks
-“I would say all that :)” they’re so cute I’m on the FLOOR
-THE FLOWER FRAMING RESEMBLES THE VINES AROUND THE WINDOW WITH EDA AND RAINE FROM TTBK
-LUZ SPINNING AMITY AROUND IS SO GOOD AND SWEET
-holy shit did the frame rate go up when amity said “I know”
-KISSKISSKISSSKISSKISSKISS AAAAAAAADJGIKSJDDH DISINTEGRATING
-c r i k e y
-They are such nerds I’m going to scream slash positive connotation
-AMITY MAKING THE SAME FACE AS BACK IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE SHE LOVES HER GIRLFRIEND
-oh yeah everyone else is here too
-HUNTER LOOKS SO GRUMPY
-STEVE TIME
-ooh haven’t seen the elixirs in a while that’s slightly concerning
-HOOTY WEARING CLOTHES WHO DID THIS
-why is Amber the one piloting the ship she’s too TINY FOR THAT
-“it won’t change your voice, so try not to say much” that’s gonna come back
-EDA STILL HAS HER GOLD TOOTH I GUARANTEE THATS GONNA COME BACK
-oh god there goes her head I forgot she could just do that
-mmmm I don’t quite like that they just h a v e a sigil glove
-I trust Steve with my life but it is TERRIFYING that he can (is about to) brand Eda with a sigil just at any given notice
-why the FUCK does Odalia’s hair move like that
-Kiki looks so pathetic it’s incredible
-they are hiding :)
-AWE NO LET KING HELP
-THE COLLECTOR IS IN KING’S HEAD THATS PROBABLY NOT GOOD
-I do NOT like how even the collector HIMSELF is doubtful of Belos’ integrity I am so prepared for him to betray the collector (never planned on freeing them in the first place maybe?) and the collector to go NUTS
-maybe that’s how we get collector!Luz? They team up because the collector feels betrayed and they’re like “Y’know what we do not like each other but this puritan bitch has to go”
-is king getting kidnapped with a trail of hex mix I swear to god
-The music is always so peppy when we get a new Blight product that dichotomy of sound and what’s actually happening is AWESOME
-SNORSEPOWER
-Snorses :)
-dude Kikimora just getting fucking picked up is so funny
-“IM TALLER THAN E V E R Y O N E” she’s so unhinged oh my god
-she’s going to kill someone with that
-and I have no idea if it’s going to be on purpose or not
-WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ALADOR
-is that his palisman
-I’m gonna start a riot if that’s his palisman
-I don’t even mean it negatively just fucking RAT
-Hunter trying to trick Odalia has no right being as funny as it is
-Dude how did Odalia not notice the abomination-purple hair poking out of one of those masks
-stop calling his voice annoying :(
-“sOrrY mAn” coven scout noooo
-AYO every one of the wild witches in this scene look awesome why are these designs so jammin’
-ok good King didn’t get kingnapped
-King hanging out with Alador? Not what I expected but I’ll gladly take it
-how is Odalia still running a business dude you can’t just fire HALF A TEAM and expect the same work rates
-I hate her
-she’s literally a toxic store manager but a million times worse
-GIRL GIVE YOUR HUSBAND A WEEKEND OFF WHAT THE FUCK
-“sounds like I joined the wrong coven” does mans not get LUNCH BREAKS??
-THE WIND BLOWING AFTER KING MENTIONED NEVER MEETING HIS DAD
-IS THE TITAN TEYING TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE PUSH ON THE SWING
-SCREAMING
-dude did Alador make that swingset for the kids??? It’s very abomination-y so it doesn’t seem unlikely
-I hope so that’s so cute
-“I’m gonna spend more time with my kids. Get to know them.“ SOBS
-oh fuck he knows now
-“I’m tired of all this draaama” I’m going to kill you
-AWE AMITY DEFENDING LUZ LOOK AT HER STANDING UP TO HER MOM I’M SO PROUD OF HER
-“oh no, no, that won’t do” dude she’s literally acting like Luz is like,,, a fashion choice or an object she’s so yuckyyyy
-YESSS GO AMITY SHE’S SO POWERFUL
-STOP HUNTER LOOKS SO SCARED AT KIKI THREATENING TO BRING HIM TO BELOS
-all the more reason for me to punt her
-“The Emperor has eyes everywhere” THERE BETTER NOT BE A TRAITOR I SWEAR TO GOD
-I really hope it’s just the collector watching through King and not a traitor
-oh fuck they plotting
-GO AMITY HELL YEA SHE IS UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL
-“IT WAS THE POWER OF SCIENCE” what a nerd
-WHAT THE FUCK SHE KNEW ALREADY
-ODALIA IS SO SO ICKY
-G O D
-bro Amity gets her red-faced trait from her dad that’s kinda cute
-THANK YOU ALADOR FOR REALIZING YOUR WIFE IS SHIT
-I forgot how oracles fight that’s pretty sick
-WAITWAIT LUZ DID THE HUNTER TELEPORT
-THAT’S NOT NORMAL
-ARE THEY ILLUSIONED AS EACH OTHER
-ok “Hunter” blowing a raspberry at Kiki they’re definitely illusioned as each other
-“Hunter” did Luz’s classic little lip curl
-I will now be pointing out every detail that is proving this until either they switch back or I am proven wrong
-“LUZ” HAS A TOOTH GAP
-I REPEAT
-TOOTH GAP
-also both of them aren’t talking much did Steve not say illusions can’t change voices 👀
-Ok so Luz’s plan was definitely to illusion them as each other for some reason yea
-unfortunately, the jet pack did indeed work
-NO ODALIA LETS NOT GET BACK TO BUSINESS I AM GOING TO BITE YOU
-YES GO AMITY CUT HER OFF
-mmm Odalia calling amity “princess” just really gave me the icks I Do Not Like
-AYO Alador can pack a fuckin punch his eyes went purple and everything
-“Also, I quit” DIVORCE ARC
-“I’ve been meaning to find a new competent business partner anyway” Odalia that’s your fucking HUSBAND. Who you are MARRIED TO
-this slightly implies that she married him purely for business and that’s just :(
-and off into the mist she goes
-bye bye bitch I hate youuuu
-damn even Alador is scared of Odalia
-Gus is still holding an illusion even though the fight is over 👀 👀
-DUDE I FUCKIN CALLED IT
-THERE HE IS
-HE LOOKS SO DISTRESSED HE IS NOT USED TO KINDNESS FROM ADULTS ALSO HE IS NOT IN FACT LUZ
-oh no
-OH NO
-OK SO LUZ GOT HERSELF CAUGHT AS HUNTER ON PURPOUSE
-WOW THATS NO GOOD
-FUCKING CLIFFHANGER GOD DAMN IT
FINAL THOUGHTS
Very good episode 8.5/10 Hootys from me
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ageless-soul-au · 2 years
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Ask box is empty? Oh we can't have that. Give me your headcanons. Make em embarrassing for your characters. Literally just the stuff that would make them scream and rush to silence whoever spoke them.
SILVER HOW ARE U SO FUCKING FAST????? Color coding just bc this might get cluttered
Cinder and Fae both have the same taste in women so they are terrible wingmen for each other (not for lack of trying) It's just that since Cinder flounders talking to pretty women and Fae freezes, they're too paralyzed to be any help. WHEEZE.
Flora had a lisp as a young child
Wars had braces as a kid and don't ask me how that works but he'd rather die before u knew (and Mizu is now informing me that they are magic braces w tiny rupee shapes. Would that be sharp? It'd be cute)
Time told several of Lullaby's guards that babies came from plants as a seventeen year old and Malon had Talon give him the talk. He still doesn't look any of those particular guards in the eyes when he sees them and he takes every pain to avoid talking to them. He told them with confidence. With his whole chest.
Wild has had several several SEVERAL MANY MANY adventuring mishaps and only talks about some of them. Let's just say that... trying to shield surf off hebra peak and tumbling all the way down, and attempting to ride a dragon only to fall off and hit every single spike on the way down as they ragdoll due to elemental effects... Those don't make the cut, to just name a couple
Twi has had SEVERAL times where he has done a wolf mannerism as a human. But like where all of the chain can see so he gets teased relentlessly. There are stories Wind could force upon ppl that would make everyone uncomfortable xbgxgsnsn and they aaaaaaaalllll have to do w Midna. He knows too much and Twi wants to strangle him.
Wind practiced kissing tetra in the mirror, his pillow, and on the back of his hand before he ever tried to peck her cheek. Linebeck has caught him more than once.
Pre-quest, Odyssey had to walk into town half naked and covered in mud once, bc it'd been raining and while being surprised by a monster in his underwear, which was bad enough, he slipped and fell down a hill. Then he had to explain why he was not dressed, toting all of his gear in his hands, and back early from exploring TO HIS PARENTS. When one of his siblings asked why he didn't just jump in the river that runs right by his family's inn to clean off the mud..... He could have killed them. It was probably his older sister, who'd tease him about it mercilessly and have him consider murder.
Blue is mortified by how soft he is for red sometimes. If he is feeling touchy, just mentioning him holding red's hand will make him combust. (If four is dissociating there's a 50/50 chance it's bc Red and Blue are being mushy and insufferable. It's not that four's bored by your explanation, Cinder. It's just. Yanno. XDDDD)
Sky tries v hard not to bring attention to how much a little s h i t he used to be and still can be. The population of Skyloft in its entirety seems determined to never let him live it down. Yes I am referring to P e a t r i c e. He also flunked a couple of years until Zelda forced him to catch up. If it hadn't been for her he probably would have been held back longer than fledge
Champion thinks sharp teeth are sexy and he's terrified of anyone finding that out. Especially mipha.
-Kio & Mizu
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armysantiny · 1 year
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hi hello!! since u reblogged, i'd love to know ur answers for 38, 41, and 45 <3
Hi!
38. what r u a very avid fan of? like if someone heard u geek out abt this, they would be v intimidated by how alive you've suddenly become?
video games. not even just one or two, just the medium as a whole lmao. I can and will talk your ear off about video games if you feel like torturing yourself :D every genre has some amazing titles and there's just so much possibility for creativity and storytelling. ..I'm literally doing that rn aren't I?
41. favourite childhood tv show (disney channel and nickelodeon kids unite!! or maybe even cartoon network?)
I liked so many shows growing up omg, but I think the ones that really shaped me were; Winx Club, Ben 10, Milly and Molly, Timothy Goes To School, Wolfblood, Sarah Jane Adventures (this is where it becomes painfully obvious that I'm a Brit)
45. how r u irl? like if we went on a walk together to just talk abt life, how'd it go down?
I have...never thought abt this lol. But I guess I'm quite meloncholy?? I'm also very quiet irl lol, so I end up being very content to listen to my friends talk more than anything. Like, parralel play is very much my go to activity; just being in the same space with my close friends is good for me.
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joculatrixster · 1 year
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13, 14 and 18 for the ask game. >:)
13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character?
LOZ - Ganondorf is not an interesting or cool character, hes actually quite bland. no like litterly i find him so boring as a character i barely even think about him.
Ganon is barely better but thats only bc hes a mindless beast fueled of rage and hatred which is interesting as a cautionary tale for those who seek to abuse their power and a great insight on what could happen to Link or Zelda if they ever lose themselves to their aspects of Courage/Wisdom becomign mroe spirit or god than mrotal lsogn their minds in the process and only being able to focus on one key duty of which for Ganon is to rule Hyrule(or destroy in more modern games like botw) but i have a few theories on what could happen to Link/Zelda if THEY ever abused the Triforce like Ganon did and gave up their humanity to their power
...that being said tho Ganondorf on his own just is not that interesting to me as a character. as a foil? great! as a dark reflection of what Link or Zelda could become? amazing! as what one could become when pushed to the edge and a living embodiment of the failures of Hyrule? perfection! on his own as a character i would make interact w/ others just bc i think he has something new or nuanced to say? ...no.
granted! i have not seen him in Twilight Princess and i heard he is quite good in that game so hey maybe he shapes up but as i am now i do not think hes all that interesting
Pokemon - IDK how unpopular this is but like Ash has been long overdue for a replacement, tbh i feel like we should have had a new protag every new region bc Ash was originally just Red? how cool would it have been to be ppl like Gold or Sun as protags and following the game's story a bit more closely?? i feel like Ash is just so bland at this point i want something new and fresh!
14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?
LOZ - Hylia and Demise were bad additions to the LOZ franchise and the mythos should have stayed focusing on the golden goddesses/Triforce for motifs, the fire/earth/power water/ice/wisdom and wind/lighting/courage as core motifs w/ focusing on trios and the number 3 could have been a VERY interesting setting for a power system and cultural beliefs but...
making it an explicitly light vs dark story in Skyward Sword kinda makes Link's role as an equal holder of the Triforce..irrelivant as hes just Zelda's Knight/Hylia's blade now, which is boring af. light vs dark godly battles have been done a zillon times! Zelda being descended form a goddess makes sense dont get me wrong, her family being in charge of the Triforce and the female line having the power of the light force could be foreshadowing or hinting to that. hell even bringing in the idea of divine right to rule would make it make sense but like...Ganondorf being the incarnation of a god's hatred, r u kidding me?
we didnt need a basically Satan to be Ganondorf's predecessor! it makes the fact Ganondorf was also favored by the triforce therefor making the golden goddess's morally grey for protectign such a cruel man not interesting anymore! he had power bc he was FAVORED by power same way Zelda had wisdom bc she was FAVORED by wisdom and Link has courage bc he was FAVORED by courage, their roles in the story r set bc power is a corrupting force, wisdom can clear one's min,d and courage gives u the willpower u need to succeed!!! oh but no, Zelda is just a godqueen and Ganondorf's agency is just gone bc hes cursed and Link isn't more than a pawn to be used in the gods' wars :\ bleh so boring...
Pokemon - the anime's characters r a lot less interesting than their game counterparts...is that unpopular? idk. i grew up on the anime but i loath how some characters are changed or cut out of plots to fit the narrative bc to me personally it erases what made them interesting in order to fit them into new stories and roles which at that point use another character or just like...make anime exclusive ones?? idk its more of an annoyance but i don't have many negative pokemon thoughts lol!
18. Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?
u know, i think tis rlly rlly sad how pathetic some fandom ppl r...like i can NOT image being so invested in other ppl's ships to try and gaslight them into feeling like bad ppl for not liking a popular ship likeeee can u imagine???
"ohhhh look at me im so unsure about myself and scared of having my own opinion i blindly follow fanon and the "right ships" WAA WAA u dont like my ship??? WAAAAAA!!!! SO MEAN SO DELUSIONAL ITS OBVIOUSLY CANON!!!!!!! HOW CAN U NOT SEE IT?!?!?!"
i fucking adore rarepairs and crackships! most of the ships i have i made up on the spot and id be LUCKY if it has more than 10 fics on ao3...ffs im lucky if it even has ONE fic let alone ONE FIC THAT ISNT JUST A ONESHOT PROMPT BOOK.
yall so spoiled on ur "canon" ship that u lost the fun of just dming ur friends at 2am saying "hey what is X and Y kissed?" and having them reply back w/ enthusiastic agreement then be starved for content for the rest of ur life...I did not invent Plain Yogurt x Sourbelt or get invested in the dynamics of Malon x Zelda/Link x Beedle for ppl to tell me im "biased" yes bitch im biased so now what?
lol i cant stand some fandoim ppl this is why i only interact w/ mutual and friends others i can NOT trust to be normal cookie run fandom burned me too much for me not to be suspicious of others who even vaguely hint at thinking that my ships r bad bc they r not popular
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solasan · 2 years
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mollie please i am begging on my hands and knees for some sivala thoughts …. some ideas … 👉👈😳
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im gonna combine these for organisation purposes but thank u @montliyets I Love You and i am kissing u on the head 🥰 🥰 🥰
🥺 omg sophie aaaa thank u for askin, i have many sivala Thots take them all <333
born on chandrila to 2 very loving parents who, because of the enforced low birth rate on the planet, were Super Not Down with letting the jedi have her; she was three when she was brought to coruscant (a little bit on the older side for a jedi youngling), so she remembers them in bits and pieces, but not super well.
that does mean her early years in the temple were uhhh...... tumultuous. she didn’t really want to be there and she made that Very Clear lmao. probably very nearly did get returned to her parents bc of all the trouble she caused, but she eventually settled in (with some guidance from her eventual master, yasta kivallo).
she matured into a very considerate and intelligent jedi knight. became a consular, rather than a guardian, bc of her skills in observation and persuasion; she’s probably one of the best negotiators the jedi order have, except for obi-wan himself. if things had been different, she might’ve ended up in the senate, ironically.
a few years after tpm, sivala took on a padawan; vuren passik, a rutian twi’lek. he actually becomes a knight a few months into the clone wars bc the jedi are desperate for fighters, and his death in the temple during order 66 is one of the biggest tragedies to shape sivala.
(another one being yasta’s death during the battle of felucia </3. siv loses everyone lmao).
her and obi-wan fight side by side quite a bit during the war; by rots they consider each other friends rather than just allies, and he rly helps her with her grief over yasta, since he knows what it’s like to lose a master. they’re both very skilled negotiators and they work very well together (after an adjustment period, they quickly get on the same wavelength in those kinds of settings), so they get pretty used to working together off the battlefield as well as on.
he kind of assumes she’s dead after order 66 (since she very nearly was) and although she knew he survived the initial massacre bc of the message sent out to the jedi, the years pass without even a whisper of him, and she just kind of... figures he must’ve been killed at some point?
and yknow. the force has gone quiet. she felt her padawan die. hundreds of souls screaming out, suddenly silenced. all that. so she goes on the run and grieves grieves grieves. puts her lightsaber away somewhere hidden and safe and swears she’ll never pick it back up again. (she can’t quite bring herself to throw it into a black hole, but she thinks abt it sometimes).
through a series of very convoluted events ive only like. half figured out. she ends up working to smuggle jedi and force-sensitives away from the empire and settles on daiyu to work especially closely with haja estree. they piss each other off a lot. it’s a riot. 
um and then yeah :) her n obi-wan have a whole huge i’m not alone anymore moment n just kinda. end up rly relying on each other. i dont think they get to see each other often (something tells me 1 powerful jedi + another powerful jedi = big energy in the force for the inquisitors to look out for) but when they do they r very soft and tired and in love sjdjjksdjk.
(she uh. does die protecting a force-sensitive kid in her charge from inquisitors a couple years before anh, but i dont want to think abt that rn so 😌)
if u read this far thank u i love u mwah
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chelleztjs18 · 1 year
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Hello you mrs. lefty eyebag who likes coconut and is loco for elizabeth olsen 😅 you need improving on the nickname hahahaha just kidding
I love coffee ice cream too, but it can't be plain, it has to have some crunchy to it. I feel like I've heard of spumoni ice cream before. Is that the brand name then?
When I was younger, I had fresh coconut water and the coconut meat given to me by my grandpa. It tasted so good. They also made this kind of dessert, that has jello and condensed milk, cream and the coconut meat and shaved iced. What kind of syrup do you put in the coconut water??
Hm I don't think I've had dark chocolate with liquor in it. Is there a chocolate with actual liquor??
Did you know that cows are great singers? Yeah, because they're mooooo-sicians. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know which celebrity I would choose though! But I think I would want to be their best friend forever. I'll just have to dial down the yearning and pining ahahaha
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with someone who hates you or with someone who is obsessed with you?
-CuriousGeorge
hahaha well who wouldnt be loco for elizabeth olsen, the queen?hahahahaha. yeah im not good giving nicknames for u. lol
also hi again. i thought u fell asleep or something. how was ur day today? what did u do?
ah yeah i got what u meant. i dont mind if the coffee ice cream doesnt have any crunch to it so i havent really find a very good coffee ice cream. most coffee ice cream i tried was too sweet for me n i didnt really taste the bitterness of the coffee in it. I lloveee drinking iced coffee, especially the vietnamese iced coffee because they are sweet but not too sweet and i can taste the bitterness n the coffee taste pretty song and the creamer usually very creamy.
i dont think spumoni is a brand name. i think it's the name of their dessert. i googled it , n it says that it's a lower fat italian form of ice cream. but i think some ice cream in store have spumoni flavor.
oh that sounds like a good dessert. is that the one that's called halo halo? in my country we just put some regular syrup or something like grenadine syrup. or sometimes just a mix of water n sugar. or melted sugar.
u never have dark chocolate that has liquor in it? n yes there are chocolate with actual liquor in it, not much but u can taste it. Costco sells it, i bought it a few times. i dont know if it's seasonal but i always find them when it's like a holiday season or something. the box looks like a small cabinets filled by mini bottle shaped of chocolate wrap in a foil that looks like the actual bottle of the liquor thats in it. n in one box they have like 6 or so type of liquor, something like vodka,whiskey, cognag n others. i will take a pict of it for u. u should try it. i love it. my favorite one that has cointreau (orange liquor) and vodka,
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lol moooo-sicians. lol. thats cute. i imagined the cow sing. lol
we r kinda the same in the answer for the last question.
i would rather be stuck in an elevator with someone who is obsessed with me. i think it will be a better situation. hahaha. what about u?
next question?
Cheerio!
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