#*puts this in the main tags*

[dishsaop]

i like Raphael bg3 but unfortunately i dont think its for the same reasons anyone else does. he swoops in so fucking confident like "hello my baby mice (/derogatory) you wish you could kill me. you fucking wish. anyway sell me your soul or die in an unsexy tentacle explosion."

and then he sort of follows you around for like 3 acts. all quiet. spying on u. hoping youll call him. waiting by the phone. and then when you finally do run into him hes like "haha so, you miserable worms (/derogatory), have you considered i can save you and i have this really cool donkey kong hammer you want? sell me this insanely OP crown and ill give it to you. please. haha it isnt like i need you or anything, baka."

and then you break into raphaels house. hes cucked bc his girl Hope wont get with him, and she looks at you for 2 seconds and decides youre it instead. you run into his sidepiece, who is literally just a horny mirror of himself, and you can either kill or fuck the horny mirror of himself. the pathetic horny mirror of himself will absolutely tell you raphael is shit at sex. you lie to raphaels librarian, kill all his guys, rob his house, break out his girl, steal his head henchman to your side, and then fucking kill him. youre like, four sadboy adventurers with worms in your brains and you were level one like two weeks ago, and you straight up obliterate raphael and leave his house to his angry girlfriend in the will. you steal his fucking diaries. and you dont even die in an unsexy tentacle explosion.

raphael is trying so hard to be cool and hes absolutely not. he sings his little song and stalks around the shadows, but hes so uncool i think im a little obsessed actually.

#'DOWN COMES THE CLAW' babyboy did you think that sounded impressive. thats adorable #m text #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #raphael #raphael the cambion #i am so brave for putting this in the main tags. i hope u all understand this is not said out of hatred but love

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

SECRET DATIIING (secret datiiiing)

#pomni x caine #caine x pomni #showtime #showtime tadc #suggestive #Here's my contribution. Please enjoy showtime fans (all three of us) #Not even gonna put this in the main tag. I'm not storng engoujh #my art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track) #The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more. #I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles! #Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise! #I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space. #It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together: #I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper. #I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything. #You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there. #Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite. #day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less: #'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all) #This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly. #(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

[plumadot]

the warlock is warlocking

#plume art #plume dnd au #i'm not going to put this au stuff in main tags gkfjdkgj this is just for us ok

[ca-3]

This started out with me wanting to draw fem Joker cause I was seeing a lot lately, but then I made a fem Ryuji to go with her and then I was taking suggestions on twt and now I have 2 silly doodle pages, enjoy I guess... 🫡

oh and it's pegorYURI now ❤️💛✨️

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #i dont usually do these but it was fun actually!! #pegoryu #ca3 art #genderbend #<--- for ppl who blacklist stuff like this i guess #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #yusuke kitagawa #persona 5 protagonist #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #these are so silly but when do i not draw the silliness #also i usually wouldnt put 'doodles' in my main art tag but i still put a decent amount of effort so 🤷🏾‍♀️ #torchic ryuko go brrrr #also a tiny bit of ryukita on the side... #i need to draw just regular ryukita as well

[pmpwbrrs]

Gourmand why are you like this. How can you make living things out of the blue fruit you ate 3 minutes ago. How do you make a living breathing fucking snail? You can't even eat it, and yet you can spit it out, how the hell does that work? Put that thing back!!! Why is it alive??

And how can you make a goddamn neuron from an overseer and. What was this.... Hold on

AND KARMA FLOWER. And how can you make an overseer from neuron+ANYTHING!!!!! FROM ANYTHING!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

#/lh #does anyone have any headcanons on how gourmand can do this? how they can make octopuses noodleflies and so on? #because i have a very difficult time explaining this #i know its just a gameplay mechanic and you dont need to overthink it but i dont care #rw #akso the grey scug is nightcat but i still havent really thought about their design yet so i just gave them green stars. thatll do #pmpwbrrs #rain world #okay ill put th main tags #rw gourmand #rw nightcat #emetophobia #emetophobia tw

[beemovieerotica]

Do you think if Davy Jones had tits, his tentacles would frame them and hold them up like a little showgirl costume piece or would he be a shy boy about them and hide em?

this is the most incredible question i've ever been asked in all my time on tumblr

#davy jones #potc #pirates of the caribbean #yes i'm putting these in the main tags i don't care y'all can block me #poll

[heavyheavycream]

#heavyheavycream #dunno what to put in the tags #just noticed her hair length changes all of the time #wasn't my main point of focus i must admit #comics #feedism comics #oat #strawb #oat x strawb

[calicostorms]

"Wyll is boring" 😑 he is literally the fairy tale prince archetype, you guys just are not interested all the sudden bc he's a black man instead of a white blonde

#calico speaks #bg3 fandom critical #obviously not saying youre racist or whatever the hell for not enjoying him thats like. fine individually. #just in case my rant makes someone misinterpret what i am saying rn #not putting in main tag bc im just bitching but :/

[svtskneecaps]

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #not gonna put this in the main body because 🤢 but also #filler tag filler tag ravioli ravioli you must hit read more to see this #the hatsune miku jokes to keep a member's memory alive during a long hiatus are also an example of this effect #anyway i really hope the server can continue and the issues are resolved #bc i'd really love to see pol back on the server like genuinely #there's more examples obviously and not all of them are ones i can remember #but just. i mean even the dead eggs whose admins aren't even on the team anymore #every month bad and dapper made a point to visit their graves and remember them (sometimes with company) #it's like holy shit fucking goddamn it hits me in the chest seriously #sorry for the massive unbroken paragraph that's how the thought looks in my head too so i opted not to break it up

[steampoweredwerehog]

The blorbocity of it all

#Steamed doodles #Gaster #I ain’t putting this in the main tags lmao #blorbo #Chronic pain #Asgore #toriel #Voidbound au

[rescuerabbit]

this section from the article “They/Them Pronouns Suddenly Easy for Person Misgendering Trans Woman” is really just how cis + tme people treat us god

#hopping around #had that last part in the tags originally but its too importsnt so im putting it in the main post

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name

#house md #gregory house #prince's talk tag #after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the house video ill put his stats here #s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28 #in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson #He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James #He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him #You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him #but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more #than he was before that point

[crowleylesbian]

Name one couples activity that wouldn’t be more fun with your former employee/guy who’s life and love you’ve threatened countless times

#hmm should i put this in the tags. fuck it look at my post boy #good omens #damn what are the tags actually #crowley #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #why are there so many different names for them now is there like a main one orrrr 😭

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

THoaM Issue 9 PAGE 11

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new to thoam or want to reread the comic but its really awkward to do on tumblr mobile? The official website has got you covered!

#thoam #issue 9 #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #yeah this goes in the main tags bc im rly proud of this one #this is such an important scene in the comic... #and for their relationship as a whole as well #it put so much symbolism into everything #and i admit shadow is unusually talkative here but i swear it has its reasons

[zukosdualdao]

bryke: “people only shipped zutara because it was dark and intriguing”

me:

#zutara #i am NOT putting this in the main tags lmao #polls found i do have an ounce of self preservation #anyway. many of talked about why they disagree with the assessment of zutara as a ‘dark’ shipa #and also how moralizing shipping in general is Strange #but also. why is intriguing being used as an insult here. curious minds want to know. #(it’s me i’m curious minds) #bryke critical