#*sitch

[nyxrev]

An Album of Reaction to Various Difficulties

How to Avoid Responsibility:

When you fall down a research rabbit hole at an ungodly hour & ghost civilization for next week:

^. …(n emerge from your den two months later) ^When the Bus hits a steep road full of potholes

Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

Halfway through full-shift of customer service: …ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I Want to Go Home

When you need to play along with smb's angelic public facade but you know they are disastrous privately. :^X:V (tries to make grimace face)

… oO- *freefall beyond*

she look exactly like how I would expect an HR agent sent out to recruit fresh potential to look

Except, Shizuka went to recruit Axcel(?) but out of expectation, it's almost like she got scouted for (Neo) instead

Attention Class:

(full-house attendance at the start of semester)

4hr lectures with a circular lecturer

(mid-sem: 50% ………end sem: 20-45% alt. ppl)

Types of Students: (clockwise)

Tried to Pay Attention but Cannot Comprehend

Can't Stand it but tries to listen Out of Courtesy

Zoned Out Early On & didn't bother to refocus

Truly Concentrated but Lost Track Halfway

Either Completely Absent or Escapes Partway

Bonus: Backbenchers get Unlucky Drawn to Answer The Question (snoozy guards) + the one teacher who always asks “Do you understand? Do you understand??” (Genos) + student who understood & urgently awaits teacher to move onto next topic (ZM)

Hear Me Out. (Ok ok calm down)

…My dog ate my homework ē-ē (HAa!?)

Zombieman's world weary expression lmao, and the one panel where he literally fumes at Amai.

Sometimes I feel like only few of them keep the sanity of S-Class (& management) consistent, like fairly cooperative and do not unnecessarily escalate situations, can think critically, eg. Child Emperor, ZM, Pig God, Bang mb but he retired, hm…

Anyway how has the HA roster shuffled now, with Saitama promoted, an unknown number out of commission, possibly even some who quit, or moved affiliation?

#opm #opm manga #one punch man #genos #saitama #sitch #tatsumaki #flashy flash #zombieman #black sperm #funny moments

[badjohnspeakeasy]

Sekingar: You're right, dear. Infiltrating the Neo Heroes may be dangerous. But on the other hand-

Sekingar's Wife: WHAT "OTHER HAND", YOU MORON?!

#one punch man #opm manga #manga edit #sekingar #sitch #dude your wife is gonna flip out #just send an intern #stop being so brave you doofus #or at least come home with all your body parts

[accidentalharrie]

This is adorable??

#sorry did not want to reblog from op #sitch #msg res

[kimpossible-polls]

GUYS I FORGOT SOME VILLAINS

The FASHIONITAS

These theives helped Camille Leon and later helped design Kim Possible’s season for mission outfit.

(Totally knew I would forget somebody)

#kim possible #poll #versus #i messed up #oopsie #sitch

[naxlevelnat]

A couple RP Doodles, I had more but I'm not going to fight Tumblr's NSFW policies, haha Shortie is Tch, hatboy is Sha, they belong to @genniidrominda

#nat just arted #undertale #au #multitudeau #sitka #sitch #roleplay #oc rp

[i-like-books-and-women]

Imagining your moots exclusivly as their profile pictures is so funny. Cause the little group just makes zero sense and it's such a good concept.

#like #a sentient ladel #sitch #a sentient “I ❤️ Jon Braxton” pin #life in the dream house barbie standing infront of flames #picrew elf #and a pencil drawing #just yapping about fictional boy band #tumblr #moots #its giving dnd campaign

[no1monstersimp]

The Hero Associations first GSA meeting

#one punch man #opm #amai mask #flashy flash #genos #sekinger #sitch #zombieman

[theomnicode]

Hero Association and Hidden agendas

Beyond the midway point, basically the point where the timelines diverged and Garou got punched by future Saitama.

But what is interesting is what Sekingar says next. What the police apparently learned from Garou's interrogation.

Lose his memory? No no no, this is incorrect.

Garou actually remembers pretty damn well who he fought after he monsterized.

He even remembers who he actually fought and remembers things past Garou should not remember. The shock of the punch did not make him lose memory of the future fight or what happened in these fights before Zero punch.

So, Sekingar-

How exactly could the police confirm that some future event took place? When Garou has no memory of it happening in the first place, like Saitama? But you claim that was what they interrogated him about? That Garou forgot he was defeated by Saitama?

If you were to ask Garou, he would've said that he blasted away Caped Baldy with Gamma ray burst and "beat him." If anything.

Not "I forgot if I kicked Bald guy's ass cuz some random person punched me too hard."

Can he forget something he has no memory of? The loss of future event memories which did not happen for Garou, would be impossible to ascertain during interrogation process WHICH HAD ALREADY HAPPENED the week before, unless someone from this meeting chose to basically go and confront him about the information in this SPECIFIC meeting and ask him about it directly.

Are you trying to lead the questioning with the answer, Sekingar?

And make it appear like Garou losing memory is about Garou losing memory of the fight conclusion and the future fight that did not happen to him, after hearing Genos' tale?

So nobody would figure out and ASK what Garou had ACTUALLY forgotten?

The secrets of monsterization.

Which is being kept hidden at all costs. That denouncing your humanity by feeling subhuman is what causes the monsterization process and emotions and being driven to a corner like an animal fuel the mutation process and give it power.

This is what Garou learned on his monsterization journey, forgot from Saitama punching the monsterization out of him and what is being kept hidden.

This would be the most important intel of the century.

Please come up with a more believable lie next time Sekingar.

(I wish Flash would say this but alas...)

Nope, you don't have any definitive information at all, Flash.

Because you suck at gathering true intel, you believe anything HA is saying and disregard the only one telling an authentic story.

Kakashi-sensei would be disappointed in you. What a ninja you are. Look underneath the underneath and go watch more Naruto or something.

If you get fed false intel, you're basically dead if you attempt to do subterfuge.

Meanwhile, HA is still trying to lead the conversation.

Where the hell would Blast pull this kind of information anyway? Out of his ass that has a pocket dimension?

This is such a wild assumption to make holy moly.

And if you knew someone was basically summoning God in, A SPIRITUAL GODDAMN BEING, you'd fucking know the source. 100%. And not throw a random guesswork that would implicate someone else.

If Blast knows there is a connection between Saitama and OPM God, he damn right would've already done something about it. Otherwise he has zero ways to actually infer God's motives. Zero ways. Interaction with God's dimension could literally be anything.

Basically, we're fed False Intel. Saitama does not summon God to their dimension.

Flash continues to not impress by having zero intel gathering skillsets whatsoever. Sitch just changes the subject under his nose and stops him from questioning about the actual investigation taking place and how they would supposedly investigate an incorporeal being.

I'm glad Genos called Flash out on not being sensitive to information gathering. Top tier burn.

If Flashy knew he was being hoodwinked so hard and how much he disregarded true intel based on gay subtext, this burn would sting his pride something awful.

Ah I love Genos and him being the objective truth narrator.

Always, always listen to what Genos is saying. Be sensitive to gathering intel yup yup.

Honestly, at this point, you just have to wonder about the HA's agenda here.

If we're even talking to the real HA. Doubtful. Something more is at play.

The only one who'd really want to keep secrets of monsterization hidden would be OPM God, so nobody would be able to make countermeasures against that.

So I wager that OPM God has a hand in this too.

Possibly to implicate Saitama and make him public enemy number 1# and other things to break his spirit, so he would get all sorts of desperate, cornered, feel like the worst possible human being and emotional and come to him on his own volition and beg to become his slave, so he would forget himself.

Cruel and sociopathic self-amusement might be just the agenda.

Maybe OPM God is honestly just fucking bored.

I mean, if the protagonist suffers from excessive boredom because they became too strong, why not the antagonist too?

It's still an intellectual being, but very much alone and stuck in alternate dimension. It would even make sense in a twisted way.

The metaphor of frying ants with a magnifying glass comes to mind. It would be like toying with or swatting bugs to him.

Lot's of hidden agendas being at play, let's see how this plays out.

#opm #one punch man #hero association #opm meta #garou #genos #saitama #opm god #sitch #sekingar #zombieman #flashy flash #hidden agenda #monsterization #intel #false intel #information gathering

[judathians-art]

Sitch’s OddAngle reference

#My Art #OC #original character #shape character #reference #character reference #Judathian's Art #My OC #personal project #OddAngles #Sitch

[shiina-a]

Btw the fact that despite everything that happened with the monster association they aren't quiet believing that that was the prophecy is nice.

Like it would be SO easy to conform with the idea that this is that thing that was putting the earth on danger and call it a day but nope, Sitch is refusing to buy that.

HA has very reliable people.

#OPM #Sitch #Sekingar

[mugiwara-shuenobi]

#one punch man #opm #one punch man spoilers #opm spoilers #god #saitama #caped baldy #bald cape #sitch #sekingar #demon cyborg #genos #zombie man #flashy flash #one #yusuke murata

[welcometololaland]

I don’t actually notice the Australian accent anymore, I’m so used to it 😂

And I’m apparently never losing my NY accent again but I’ve claimed barbie and arvo for myself 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

you are SO blessed for this 🥑

Australians (in my experience) abbreviate everything, and idk whether that's bc we are lazy or efficient but whatever it is, it's not really English by the time it comes out of our mouths

so you can have:

an avo in the arvo, or I can go to the bottle-o and get us some savvy bs, or tinnies or chardys. just don't get cooked and end up aggro, or with the ambos or with the coppers in the back of the divvy van 'cause you got done with the booze bus ('cause ill be mad as a cut snake). if you're crook tomorrow you can chuck a sickie, we'll get breaky at maccas, no dramas. strewth.

#I never say any of these things #maybe savvy b #but we don't talk about that #totes #awks #sitch

[askopm]

To Sitch: i am curious. So it looks like King and some other heroes have merch. Is that the HA's doing or another institution?

That's a good question, it's mostly handled by our marketing department. We outsource production elsewhere, obviously, but it's all an effort to "sell" our heroes, or rather, a favorable perception of them to the public in hopes of gaining--not only a profit from merchandising--but also more donations. No merchandise hits the shelves without our OK. That's the way things are done here.

-Mod Sitch

#asks #sitch #opm #one punch man

[nana-marynina]

Pintei o ukelele da minha irmã. Ficou fofo, mas podia ter ficado melhor.

#art #lilo and stitch #sitch #cute #ukelele #drawing #disney #fofinho

[naxlevelnat]

I haven’t been posting much here, but have all this art of my oc Sitka.  Sitka, 40, they/them They are an oc I made for my friends Multitude AU where they are the kid of the mob boss, Maul. They are known for their cunning, manipulation, and speed. Their Mates Tch (short red) and Sha (tall blue), as well as the Universe itself belongs to @genniidrominda​ She’s awesome, go check her out, Sitka would not have existed without her <3

~~Story Beats Below~~

Sitka’s father Maul is a extremely corrupted Sans that broke himself in the process of giving himself the power in a universe within my friend’s AU. Through his travels he stole a Burgerpants from one of the Universes and proceeded to corrupt the MultiSwap universe until he was the one in charge of the Mafia. 

BP is his only semblance of sentimentality left from who Sans used to be, and he is now just Maul. At some point BP got pregnant, and had <Name Redacted> and tried to keep the kid hidden from Maul for as long as he could. Around age 5 is when Sitka stumbled in and finally met their father, who promptly renamed them to Sitka. 

Because Maul calls Burgerpants his “dame,” Sitka grew up calling BP their Mom. BP doesn’t seem bothered by it though. He is still Sitka’s Mom to this day, (and why I jokingly call BP Mommy haha) Ever since, Sitka has been seeking their dad’s approval. BP managed to keep them out of the mafia lifestyle up until they were 20 and he could no longer stop them from making their own decisions. Sitka fell hard into the lifestyle, and whatever normalcy they experienced before they joined was broken out of them. They grew a sick obsession with their father in their pursuit of his affections, and lovingly called him Daddy until recently.  Sitka spent 20 years in the mafia, building their skills and gaining a name for themself. They are extremely fast, their magic type being speed. This magic they they use to run and climb quickly like a cat, and also use in their claws to add more punch to their attacks. It looks like streaks of orange light that follow their strikes. They are fiercely intelligent, and good at reading others. 

They became Maul’s righthand thug, taking care of all the behind the scenes tasks like bookkeeping, banking, and interacting with the businesses under Maul’s ‘protection.’ They also spent a lot of their time on the field doing long cons where they infiltrated and gained the trust of their target before ultimately ending them or getting information out of them.  “There are no secrets from a bedded man.”  Their most recent task came up when an ex-mafia showed up. Tch who escaped while rescuing his younger brother, Sha, from the fighting ring, and left a lot of collateral damage in his wake years ago. Sitka was successful gain both men’s trust under the disguise of a teacher who meant well. Unlike the majority of their targets, Tch and Sha had actual compassion and demonstrated trust and respect towards Sitka that made bringing them in more difficult.  Ultimately, Sitka’s desire for their father’s approval won, and they brought just Tch in to him. Despite everything that Sitka did, it was never enough to make Maul actually see them. They were relegated to nothing the second Maul got what he wanted, and it broke their soul that they literally gave up a possibility at love for a man who wouldn’t even acknowledge them. Broken souled and seeing Tch tortured, they devised a complicated plan to get the guy out, with a heavy risk of killing themself in the process. Tch, though having been betrayed and tortured badly, still came around and reassured Sitka that he loved them, this sealed the deal. Their scheme made it out like Sitka had killed Tch and ultimately Maul blastered Sitka out the window. They only survived because they had put their soul in a gift Sha had given them, a small plush named Ka, that they had tossed elsewhere in the room before Maul showed up.  BP found his kid, found the stuffed toy, and reunited their soul with their crumbling body, before getting the then freed boys to come take Sitka away from their universe. Maul under the impression that all three were dead now meant none of them had to run anymore so long as they stayed out of the universe. In an attempted to regain his lost power, Maul tried to start tampering with the code of the universe again, but he is too corrupted to be able to make any major changes anymore. His only hope to ever gain full control lost because the only not corrupted strand of DNA was in his ‘dead’ child, Sitka. So long as Sitka never goes back, Maul lost most his power. They are devastated they can’t visit their mom or see their home, but they understand this is their burden.  Currently, Sitka is living with Tch and Sha in whitespace, with their friend Clk. Sitka has marked both men as their mates and they have a happy little hinge poly going. Sitka doesn’t know what they plan to do with their future, but they are dealing with losing their home, and starting to universe travel with their mates while they find themself. All they know is that only living a domestic home life is kind of boring, so they are definitely looking for their next big project. --And that is where we are currently in this RP. Yes, it has been a very exciting and complex roleplay that has been going for awhile. We have plans for the future, but nothing is set in stone yet, and right now Sitka is just learning who they are outside of the Mafia while drawing closer to their mates. :)

#natjust arted #natjust spoke #undertale oc #undertale au #multitudeau #sitka #cat skeleton #Roleplay character #rp oc #tch #sha #sitch #shaka #hinge poly #oc story #yes they are an oc kid from sans and burgerpants deal with it haha

[tielt]

Wish I could shut down my feelings constantly and it feels like wisking eggs that won’t ever get beat…

#yeah #sitch