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#....it's official: I've lost my mind 💀💀💀
misspoetree · 2 years
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moremaybank · 2 years
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jj eating his girl out for the first time (she’s not a virgin but no one has ever gave her head before)
FEAST DAY — j.m
pairing jj maybank x gf!reader
summary no one has ever wanted to go down on you. jj intends to rectify that.
warnings 18+, oral sex (fem. receiving), language, overstimulation, daddy kink (barely), squirting (let me know if i missed any)
author’s note kinda got carried away with this one💀 also, jj & reader are over 18.
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In the week since JJ and Y/N had established their relationship, the two had struggled to keep their hands off each other. Or, in John B's words, 'they've been fucking like bunnies.'
Still, after hiding their feelings for one another for so long, it was impossible not to want to make up for the lost time. So the two found themselves sitting on the couch in Y/N's apartment, lips greedily colliding as their hands roamed anywhere they could reach.
JJ's hands slid down Y/N's torso and under the hem of her shirt, warm hands squeezing her hips as he tugged her closer to him. His lips broke away from hers, pulling a whine from her before it was replaced with an indulgent sigh as JJ's lips found the sensitive skin of her neck. He nipped and sucked on her throat, working her up.
JJ's actions proved to be successful when he felt Y/N thread her fingers through his locks, forcing his mouth further onto her neck. He bit down on Y/N's jaw and her hips ground against the growing tent in his shorts in response.
"Wanna taste you, baby. Want you to cream all over my tongue," JJ whispered as his teeth grazed her earlobe.
Y/N's eyes shot wide open, her body stilling. Oh, god, she thought. I have to come clean. This is totally going to kill the moment.
JJ ceased his movement when he felt the atmosphere shift. He looked up at her, raising a hand to smooth the hair out of her eyes.
"You okay, pretty girl?"
Y/N brought her hands to her lap, avoiding her boyfriend's concerned gaze, "Yeah, baby. I'm fine. I just..."
"You just..?"
"No one's ever...gone down on me before."
JJ swore he felt his eyes pop out of his head.
Was what Y/N was saying true? It couldn't be. There's no way anyone in their right mind wouldn't want to bury their mouth in Y/N's pussy and go to town until she cried.
At least, that's what JJ wanted.
"And with that, I've officially killed the vibe," Y/N mumbled, looking down at her hands.
JJ grasped her chin between his thumb and forefinger, nudging her head up so she could meet his gaze.
"Hey, you didn't kill anything. I'm just surprised. Actually, I'm shocked," he responded.
"Why?" she questioned, doe eyes searching his.
"Because, baby," JJ begins, "I dream about my mouth feasting on your pussy 24/7."
Now that was not at all what she was expecting him to say. To say she was speechless would be the understatement of the year.
"You wanna know how I would do it?" JJ rasped, his lips tracing against her collarbone.
"Show me," Y/N breathed, her head tilting backward to give him access to more of her exposed skin.
"You sure?" JJ asked, needing assurance that Y/N was comfortable with what was about to happen if she granted him permission.
All Y/N could do was nod, her voice gone. She pulled his lips onto hers, reiterating her consent.
JJ smiled into the kiss, his hands running down to grasp her under her ass so he could lift her up. He stood up, Y/N in his arms as he turned them around and rested her on the couch. He sank to his knees so his face was levelled with hers, and he dove into her neck again. His fingers made their way down to undo the button and zipper on Y/N's shorts, tugging them down afterward and discarding them on the floor.
JJ brought his face to hers again, lips threatening to touch as he spoke.
"You're so sweet, y'know that? So goddamn sweet. I bet your pussy tastes even sweeter," JJ spoke, his thumb barely brushing against her panty-covered clit.
Y/N's hips jerked slightly at the ghost of his touch, and she felt her panties begin to moisten.
JJ began circling her clit tauntingly as his lips found her jawline. He kissed along the trail until he reached her ear.
"I want you nice and wet for me. Wanna taste how much you want me," he whispered, "And I want you to ask me to put my mouth on you. Need to hear you beg for it."
Y/N's eyes rolled back as he applied more pressure on her sensitive bud with the pad of his thumb.
"Please taste me, J. Make me cum with your tongue," she pleaded.
"I will, baby. Why don't you strip the rest of your clothes off for me?"
Y/N did as she was told, shrugging her shirt and bra off and tugging her panties down her legs and throwing them all on the floor.
JJ's hands found her breasts, kneading them as his lips dragged down the valley between her breasts, to her stomach, and then stopping right above her pussy.
His thumbs spread her out, and he nearly salivated at the sight. He could see the wetness seeping from her entrance and her clit swollen with arousal for him, and he almost busted right then and there. JJ brought his face to her pussy, blowing onto her core. Y/N shivered at the action, and JJ saw her hole clench around nothing, begging for attention, intrusion, hell, anything.
"Fuck. Look at how perfect this pussy is. She's crying for me. Does she want me to help her out? Make her feel good?" He looked up at her for an answer, and she nodded at him impatiently.
JJ grinned, keeping his gaze locked on hers as he teased the inside of her thighs with wet kisses, each kiss growing closer and closer to the spot she needed him most. But he wasn't going to rush this with her. No way. JJ was gonna make this last. His perfect girl deserved that.
Y/N felt JJ's hot breath as he levelled his mouth with her core. His thumb teased her entrance, collecting her arousal and spreading it onto her clit.
"I want you to do something for me, baby," JJ spoke.
"Anything. I'll do anything, J, just— please."
"If you like it, scream for me."
JJ gave Y/N no room to answer when he licked a stripe from her hole to her clit, a groan rumbling in his throat as he committed the taste of her to his memory. He left open-mouthed kisses anywhere his mouth could reach, and then wrapped his lips around her clit, sucking it into his mouth and flicking it in small circles with the tip of his tongue.
Y/N let out a loud gasp, caught off-guard with her hands clawing at the leather couch, "JJ!"
JJ continued his actions for a few moments before releasing her swollen clit with a popping noise and replacing his mouth with his thumb. Y/N whined at the loss of his mouth on her but he was quick to silence her when he plunged two fingers inside of her.
"How's it going up there, baby girl?"
He smirked as he looked up at his girlfriend, his fingers continuing to work her clit and the walls inside her.
She was sprawled out on the couch. Head thrown back, eyes closed, lips parted as she panted, hands lazily palming her lush tits.
Y/N was a sight, and god, did her boyfriend know it.
"I need more, J. I need your mouth, your tongue. Want you to make me soak your face. Please, daddy," she whined.
"Your wish is my command, baby."
JJ kept on thrusting his fingers in and out of her as he brought his lips back to her clit and swirled his tongue around it over and over. His fingers curled up in time with the circles of his skilled tongue, toying with her g-spot and Y/N began to grind her core against JJ's tongue.
JJ moaned into her, letting her know that he loved the way she was beginning to use him.
"JJ, I'm close. Fuck— right there, baby."
Her hands flew to his hair, holding his face to her because she needed him impossibly closer.
"Holy shit! J, I— Shit."
Y/N let out a loud cry as she came all over JJ's tongue, hips stuttering and her body jerking as she rode out her high. But once she came down, JJ didn't let up. His fingers kept curling up to hit her g-spot, and Y/N could do nothing but sit there and take it, tears beginning to well up in her eyes.
"J, it's t-too much. Ah—"
Y/N was interrupted by JJ kitten-licking her bundle of nerves as his fingers quickened their pace. She was shrieking at this point, so loud that her neighbours could probably hear the sound of her chanting JJ's name, accompanied by high-pitched moans as she approached her next orgasm. The coil in her belly tightened as her body stilled when she came again, her juices squirting all over JJ's face.
"Oh my god—"
"Baby, did you just..?"
"I uh...yeah. I guess I did."
JJ smirked up at the perfection that was his girl.
"Think you can do that on my cock?"
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nikolai-vincent · 1 month
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Y'all I have a big list of Byler things and I need help to make sure that everything I've stated is actually true and not my mind making things up💀🤣🤭 so prepare for a long list and I'll cut it down so it doesn't take years if you wanna scroll by it lmao
Mike tried calling Will all the time while he was in Cali (& could be the reason for weird airport interaction) Mike can't use a telephone to talk to El bc of of government listening in, so Dustin's words are about Mike calling Will but not being able to reach him.
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It wasn't love at first sight, the offical season 1 trailer with the scene where they first find El, Mike's first thought is "That's not Will." And also this is Mike's plan to get rid of her from the night they found her, even though he is supposedly already in love with her since he said he loved her the moment he saw her?🤨
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His monologue didn't help/wasn't fully true, El didn't have a single flashback of her and Mike throughout their whole relationship except for when they found her in the woods. They've been dating for roughly 9 months before breaking up for 3, then getting together again and currently at 6 months (so 1 year and 3 months of officially dating, having known each other fully for 3 years, although not fully because she was gone for a whole year) and yet she didn't have a single other memory besides the night they saved her?
Mike and El didn't speak that much for 2 full days while they were stuck in the van?? Even after Mike's love confession, all El was apparently talking about was how she feels like she lost the battle with Vecna and how Brenner had put it into her head and stuff.
Mike has a sort of superhero idealization for El. He's mentioned multiple times that she's a superhero, she's a machine that can help find Will, and it's shown throughout the seasons how much Mike loves superheroes. In my opinion, that's not a super great thing to compare your girlfriend to, especially after she has shown to want to be more than that, but feels like that's all she's good for now.
They never see eye to eye/always disregard the others feelings/attempt to be understanding. All of their arguments I've seen, they both try to be understanding at first, but then they shut each other down and speak for the other person when they're doubting each others thoughts (one scene perfectly showing this is their fight in El's room in season 4).
Mike and El knew each other for roughly a week (at 12 years old) before getting together and then immediately getting separated for a whole year, only to become reunited and jumping immediately into a relationship at 13 and ignoring their friends to only kiss each other for 6 months and not deepen their bond emotionally?? Then they break up like it's nothing and Mike doesn't know what she likes when he tries to buy her a gift to apologize (only after Lucas says something) (then getting into a fight with Will for the first time and apologizing as soon as possible on his own choice).
Mike has issues saying I love you (tried saying it once in s3 and couldn't even say the word "love", instead going for "blank makes you crazy" which El didn't understand. Only time he says it was in a high stress situation and he blurted it out to everyone except her, with a look of shock and confusion. S4 he doesn't say it at all, writing "from, Mike" all the time, to which he is confronted by her and only is able to say "I care for you... so much." And "I say it." ("It" being I love you) (which is a lie) That fight in El's room would've been the perfect time for him to tell her he loves her after he sees her crying to him about it, he could have perfectly said something like, "El, of course I love you. I'm sorry I don't say it, I'm just not used to feeling this way, but thank you for talking to me about it, I'll try to work on it." Or something to comfort her. In the end he is only able to say it in a high stress situation (AGAIN) and only after having a whole speech from Will, and needing Will to tell him not to stop and to say whatever it was he couldn't before. (Which, Will didn't know that Mike couldn't say I love you to her) Mike was given false hope that El needed him and felt better for being different because of him, which was a lie and those feelings were from Will himself, his speech was a veiled love confession.
Mike subtly (or unintentionally) compared both of his relationships with Will and El by saying that meeting Will "was the best thing he's ever done" but meeting El was "Not fate. Not destiny. Just simple, dumb luck." (He chose to befriend Will, by actively going up to him and asking, whereas he didn't choose to meet El, it was an accident).
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Mike struggles to switch his focus between El and Will, we've seen throughout all of the seasons how Mike acts with Will and how he acts with El, and I'll be honest, they're pretty similar. He's soft, sweet, and casual with Will, and he's nice, gentle, and kind with El (just in general, relationship stuff aside). But then you put them in the same room and Mike doesn't know how to act properly with either of them, and we honestly don't see the real interactions with these three until season 3. I've noticed a lot that when Mike and El are in a relationship, they ignored everyone and just made out, but after they broke up, the whole group was together and had no issues with doing so (I guess the flayed helped with that, though lol).
Will is the only person that Mike will immediately try to apologize to if he did something wrong, whereas anyone else he blames others and doesn't apologize until someone tells him to (examples: Dustin told Mike to apologize to Lucas in season 1 after they fought, Mike was blaming Lucas and didn't want to apologize even though Mike was the one that started the fight. He didn't apologize to El in season 3 for the way he was acting, instead choosing to lie and needing help from Lucas on what to get for El as an apology (again, Mike knows nothing about El by this point still), and yet later on after he has a fight with Will, he bikes to Will's house to apologize, he blames himself, calls himself an asshole (with Lucas following, not leading). Seasone 4, the second fight that Mike and Will have is in the skating rink, Mike calls Will a douche and says he sabotaged the whole day by moping, rolling his eyes, and not talking but later on he goes to Will and immediately starts apologizing and says he was being a self pitying idiot, and telling Will that he wasn't being a douche and Will didn't deserve to be called that).
Mike and Will are very different compared to their friendships with Dustin, Lucas, or Max. (With proof being from Mike himself, saying "Max and Dustin and Lucas.. they're-they're great.. they're great, it's just-it's Hawkins, it's not the same without you. And maybe I was worrying too much about El, and I feel like I lost you or something." (Something along those lines lol)
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The Duffers have compared Mike and El's relationship to Elliot and E.T, a friendship between a kid and an alien.
El was upset with Mike during the cabin cleaning scene (giving him a side eye and sighing heavily before going to her room) after Mike's supposed love confession.
Mike agreed (by nodding) when Will was talking in the desert about how it's scary to open up to people you care about the most bc of them possibly not liking the truth (Will was comforting Mike about El during this, sort of) (Why would El not like the truth if the truth was that Mike loves her?? Sus).
Mike showed a big difference in priority when it came to searching for Will vs El. In season 1 after Will went missing, Mike (+ the party) was told by the police to stay home and not interfere in the investigation. Mike disobeys and goes out (+ the party) to search for Will in the dark and rain. After meeting El, they use her as a weapon to continue searching for Will. After finding Will's "body" in the quarry, Mike switches on El and is mean and blames her for not telling the truth about Will. El then shows Mike through the walkie-talkie that Will is alive and Mike believes her (even after seeing Will's body, he has hope again that Will could be alive), he's nice to El again after this. Vs, when El goes missing at the end of S1 and going into S2, Mike believes she's dead (although not seeing a body), and doesn't go searching for her. He sees her through the window on the same night she disappeared, but he never goes out to look for her. The only thing he does for the whole year is try to talk to her through a walkie-talkie, but he never leaves his house to try and find her (even though he's seen proof of her being alive) while she's gone, Mike's priority is fully focused on Will and his possession. In season 3, Hopper threatens Mike to stay away from El (similarly to what he said about staying home and not looking for Will in season 1) and he immediately agrees and doesn't try to see her.
Mike has a lot of familial/platonic parallels with El's father figures than he does romantic, he's always paralleled with Brenner (with proof in season 4, the "what did you do?" / "what have you done?" scene at the rink) which is so bad and sad, and some scenes similarly with her and Hopper.
Gotta say it, Mike has looked at Will's lips multiple times (at least 4, off the top of my head) (which is 4 times more than he has with any of his other friends probably) and he barely does it with El. If it was a mistake during filming, they would've shot it again, bc they were obvious but they stayed in.
And just with the way Mike looks at Will compared to his other friends or even El, that boy looks more in love than the one canonically in love.💀
In both season 1 and season 2 (besides their first kiss and the snowball (which weren't planned originally, I believe)) Mike has never been the one leaning in or attempting to kiss El, he just stands and stares confused as she does all the work.
Mike has Will's art all over his basement from when they were children (and some in his room, I think?) But he throws away and crumples all of the letters he receives from his long distance girlfriend? Sus.
The difference in Mike's reactions to being broken up with romantically vs platonically in season 3. His face shows a sort of disgust and almost guilty when El breaks up with him, and his face is full of guilt and sadness when Will tells him he wanted to stay with him forever.
Mike was fruity af during his apology to Will in S4 Ep4 just saying.
Canonically Mike only smiles in pictures when Will is in them as well. (Photos in tags bc I'm at the limit😔)
It's been confirmed that Mike is clueless about Will's feelings for him, so I'm wondering why he was so affected by the 6 months away with only a couple phone calls that lead to him not even wanting to hug Will at the airport (even though he saw how happy and excited Will was to see him again) when he hugged Will perfectly fine at the end of S3 (even though they never actually resolved their first fight in the rain?) Hm. Sus.
Mike has Smalltown Boy on his (OFFICIAL) spotify playlist?? A song about "the need for gay men to flee small-town intolerance and pursue reinvention in the big city. " ???
Just a cute thing about Mike and Will beings friends since the first day of kindergarten (when they were 5 years old) and having the longest friendship out of everyone in the party.
Kind of iffy about this one but the song Tarzan Boy was playing at the roller rink (a song about being free and doing what you want) when Will, Mike, and El were at the table. (Probably not a lot of significance but still a thing).
From an outsiders perspective, Mike and El were not happy when they were skating at the rink together, from Will's perspective, they were super happy and laughing together while Will was left behind. This is shown when Angela walks into the rink with her friends, we see Mike and El from her pov and their faces are very stoic while they hold hands.
That's all I have for now, I've had these written in my notes for like 2 years lmao but please, if you've even gotten this far, let me know if anything looks inaccurate and I'll fix it:) and also feel free to add anything you've noticed as well! I'd love to see it.
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hazelfoureyes · 19 days
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I'm kicking my feet and holding back squeals right now reading the comments you're getting on those thirst asks! Honestly, I used to be a writer, but that was years ago and I've since lost both my ability (no computer) and confidence to write. I've thought about starting my own blog but since all of this is being done via mobile, I'm a little worried that said blog would flop or be written off as a bot and blocked by pretty much the entire community. And as for the confidence thing, me sending these to you was a way to test it (among other things - I wanna try to make you feel the same way we do whenever we read anything you write!). I still don't have the confidence to make a legitimate attempt or let people see this side of me (hence the anonymity), but I'm hoping that I will find it soon. This community is so amazing and filled with wonderful people, people like you, and I truly hope to be a part of it one day. In the meantime, I would like to officially ask for your permission to send these thirsts to you whenever they pop through my mind? - ☄️❤️
First of all, baby darling honey pie I only write on google docs (on my phone), posting from *Safari* (on my phone). I don’t even use the app 💀 and this blog has been well received 🥺 sooo being on mobile is not an issue
Second of all, you got me WORKED 👏 UUUUP 👏 the “take it” line has been playing in my head every time I try to rest.
My inbox isn’t worthy of it but you’re welcome to send me your dirty smut 👌🏼 I mean?? Smut delivery? Yes please ! I’ll start tagging #Smutbox and anon’s emojis for any inbox smut :) if you happen to post something I’m not comfortable sharing, I won’t post but don’t take it personally! You’re welcome to share with someone else and see if they’re down to post!
Take your time :) hobbies exist to meet a desire and if your desire is to write in anonymity for yourself or my fellow humble deer cult members then that’s just as valid as me posting my horny head canons on main 💖 one isn’t better than the other or more real. Thank you smut Santa!
Also I made this for you
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julietkirsh · 11 months
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Hi! Just dropping by this secondary blog to post fanfics and such, hope you enjoy 'em!🎶
As said in the description, I'm currently writing for Bungou Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen and Attack on Titan, but who knows what'll happen from now on?
(probably the same things I've been doing since forever)
If anyone's interested, here's my AO3 profile: julietkirsh
More about the works you'll see there under the cut!⏬️
Attack on Titan
The Sound of Grief (posted on March 15th, '22)
The first and only Gallirei fic I have ever wrote, it consist of three chapters and it's complete (one of the veeery few that met their conclusions💀).
It is set before the events of the narrative arc that is currently being shown in the anime, and contains minor spoilers from much older manga chapters.
It is about finding a kind of fleeting solace in relations dictated by loneliness and grief, and the inevitabe emptiness that follows.
When the Sun Went Down on Us (last updated on November 22nd, '22)
This is meant to be a long one, and even if it's been months since I've last updated it, I have still intention to continue it up to the end (I have posted two chapters out of approximately twenty eight in total, so it's going to be a slooow journey) and I also have many chapters already planned out, so it's not completely abandoned!
This one is full of spoilers since it's canon compliant and also set after the end of the manga, so I don't recommend it for those who would prefer to avoid them⚠️
The main couple is Reijean (I think the official ship name is this one, but I'm not entirely sure yet) and both of them present a good share of difficulties and traumas while dealing with the horrible thing that life can sometimes be, so the story is full of angst to say the least.
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Bungou Stray Dogs
The Fate Of Traitors
Dazai dies, and Chuuya has a hard time processing his unspoken feelings and mourning altogether.
Or at least, this seems to be the plot, or is it?
Basically my mind exploded and decided that this story needed a plot twist and also Meursault, overall it came out full of angst, death, blood and other incredibly happy things.
It's Called: Freefall (posted on January 6th, '23)
Inevitably Soukoku, this one shot has its own conclusion! It's pretty short and full of thoughts about delicate matters of life and death, and it is inspired by the song that gave it its title.
Nothing more to add, there are spoilers from the early seasons of the anime but nothing too severe.
How to Rip A Heart Apart (last updated on January 26th, '23)
Also Soukoku, it is a multichapter story (nothing longer than five chapters in total) and I've already begun to write the second one, so it will see the light, eventually. This one contains spoilers from both the main story and other spinoffs, but they are all listed in the summary.
It gets pretty graphic and violent, the main characters tend to act like assholes in this one (as if they usually are slices of cake😅) and lots of people get unalived.
Angst everywhere and also some canon compliant inaccuracies (you'll find them in the first chapter which I think I'll revise and correct sooner or later) but overall it is going to be lighter than my other stories, or at least I hope so.
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Jujutsu Kaisen
In Dreams
My first jjk AND stsg fanfic, written by tears and hurt alone, it is set a few months after the infamous events of volume 0.
It mainly focuses on Satoru, burdened with the neverending task of holding the whole sorcery world together but still incapable of letting his past go once and for all.
He finds shelter in his sporadic dreams, in the long lost image of a youth that will never return, until he can't help but mix up reality with what his sleeping self begins to perceive.
It all goes downhill from there.
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