I think I’m losing my marbles. 🙃
I have managed to make mistakes/get lost catching a bus, walking through a park and going to the public restrooms in a place I know *and* have lived in. 🥺
I have no excuses, I’m just an idiot and an untrustworthy tour guide.
I’m so absent online/in fandom rn. I’m sorry. I miss my head being full of no thoughts, just old men creek. How do I go baaack?! 🥲🙏
I have sooo many fics on my list to read, particularly by @tlinrookie Mr and Mrs @xenolith1245, @cosmicpanda14, @cool-island-songs @wintergrew and @skiddlydoobap among others, but I’m banned until I finish what I started, just please know you are all awesome, talented writers and I hope you’re doing well. I fully recommend any works by them if you’re in need of a SP fix! 😊
(And @sinchistesp you are awesome, dear!! I can’t wait to work with you on the next part of the AU!! 💖)
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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oh that same old familiar tune, where have i heard it before?
oh, right with you.
this took me a little while to complete- the uncompressed file size ended up being 101mb. . . beeeg file,
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No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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The average follower boops you 5.5 times factoid is actually just statistical error. The average follower boops you 1 time. Boopers Georg, who went insane and booped you 100+ times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -
I am fine with "the audience" -
downloading my fics
printing my fics
copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics
sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3
making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss
doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc
I am not fine with "the audience"
doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity
feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever
Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.
Enjoy the fandom things.
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They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink
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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking
u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!
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when someone asks my political views
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