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#Akechi is just so silly. Look at him!
ablackonyxz · 6 months
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Sorry about all the silly gay men that must be on your dash. I am currently on a feral liking spree because silly gay men are silly gay men.
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taitavva · 13 days
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scrapped submission for 2023 shuake week
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transurgender · 10 months
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literally everytime i look up a character to see who they were va'd by it always links back to persona 5 somehow. help me.
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thedaythatwas · 8 months
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I need to know what goes on inside akechi’s head on the evening of october 24th.
like. look at it from his perspective. he comes to leblanc early. he has his priorities straight: he’s going to play some mind games, really get under joker’s skin.
(bear with me while I get serious about a profoundly unserious conversation)
he’s staking his claim on enemy territory. he’s sitting patiently, waiting for akiren to walk through the door. surely, it will intimidate his rival to know that he’s made himself at home in his living space. look how close he managed to slip without akiren noticing! he even went so far as to strike up a conversation with his odd barista caretaker. akechi would drop some quick political jargon here, reference some continental philosopher’s name there— all in the name of making akiren look totally incompetent.
really, joker should be terrified. he should feel violated, even. akechi would! hence:
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look— he’s so self satisfied! yes, he totally won this round!
🚨 BUZZER NOISE! 🚨
see, akechi is playing 4D chess. so is akiren! but they’re using drastically different playbooks. we know this because goro akechi procedes to get hit with the following:
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I know you as the player don’t need to select that dialogue option (I could go on about the implications of that, but other posts have already said it better). but you can! and I, for one, do.
not to get too deep on what is obviously a joke post, but I think this offers some insight into those little rants that akechi goes on sometimes. you know what I’m talking about— “oh, you’re so special, so interesting, it’s like we were fated to meet each other!”
yes— they were basically fated to meet each other, but that’s not the point.
as silly as it sounds, the fact that dialogue options like this exist proves the oft-stated fact that akiren is the antithesis to akechi’s thesis.
akechi plans his interactions with akiren down to a tee, and still, akiren manages to throw akechi off his rhythm! every. single. time. nobody else does this.
part of this is because akiren sees his interactions with akechi for what they’re worth. it’s all a gamble, a chess match. akechi appreciates that akiren is an equal player in their game. he respects that. it takes intelligence to see a bluff for what it is, and to call it. flirtatiously, too!
that respect is what makes their relationship so compelling. it holds true whether you read what they have as love, hate, obsession, or, hell, even all of the above! you know it isn’t indifference, because that doesn’t make any sense coming from either of them.
call me crazy (I certainly deserve it) but if akiren responds “honey, I’m home” to akechi, he hears another message loud and clear: I see what you tried to do here, I’m calling you on it, and you don’t scare me. you’ve made your move, and I’m going to undo it with flair, because I’m joker, and you love it.
and when you look at it like that, it makes sense why little things might set off akechi’s thoroughly-stated appreciation of akiren. they aren’t “little” to him at all. I’m sure he doesn’t wax poetic just to fuel akiren’s ego, anyway. that isn’t quite his style.
and hey! even if akiren didn’t mean to communicate all of that (he totally did though), it doesn’t make the sentiment any less real to akechi! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. the guy has issues. let him plot the downfall of his enemies (real and perceived) in peace <3
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silvyslayer42 · 10 months
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saiki k headcannons (very very long post)
-kurumi + kuusuke have weird unnaturally sharp teeth that are lowkey scary if you look at them for too long. kusuo also has it but he hides it.
-if you think at kusuo, he can hear you no matter where you are. the psychickers (+ his family) know this and use it against him.
-kusuo is an unwilling empathy crier. if someone starts crying near him, he will at least start to tear up. he finds it an extreme inconvenience and does everything he can to hide it. this only really happens with people in his direct vicinity though, so no movie characters or random people in his telepathy radius.
-too many characters have similarly colored eyes, so here’s a lightning round with some eye color changes
akechi: periwinkle. it just makes sense to me ok?? a silly color for a silly goober. it grows on me more the more i think about it.
aren: dark magenta with a hint of red. i think it represents his personality better
toritsuka: dark grey. i like it and have no explanation for it. honorable mention goes to pink because it makes him match with saiki
also aiura has neon yellow eyes not green they are not green her eyes are not gre
-kusuo gets a pretty normal amount of sleep all things considered, in fact he probably gets maybe an hour or so more than average most nights because he just loves sleeping so much. kuusuke does not even go out of his way to get a bed for himself because the only sleep he gets is when he forgets to take his bi-hourly injection of whatever he’s using in place of caffeine and passes out on top of whatever he’s working on for ≈3 minutes before jolting himself awake and going back to work. if he really has to nap for whatever reason he claims the floor is plenty comfortable.
-kusuo has sedatephobia (fear of silence). while the peaceful tranquility of putting people’s thoughts on mute with the ring is nice, if he were to somehow be put into a situation with no noise at all or even just very little noise I think he’d be pretty freaked. he’s never had a truly quiet moment before, so it’s only a natural reaction to be uncomfortable with it. he would avidly deny it if asked though, even if he gets visibly anxious from it.
-kuusuke has never used bugs against kusuo directly because he thinks phobias are a cheap and uncreative tactic. the birthday card thing doesn’t count because that was only psychometry images.
-it’s not really a psychic power but all of the pk psychics have extremely strong intuitions. like they just Know things sometimes. this is basically canon for at least kusuo but that besides the point. the jury is still out on whether akechi also has the psixth sense or if he’s just weird but he is definitely on the same page as everyone else most of the time because of his near psychic analysis of his situation and surroundings
-kusuo can use transform on other people but it never comes up bc why would he do that when hypnosis is so much easier? something something genderbend episode
-kusuo had a very bad no good week like right before he got his limiters where his hair became uncuttable and he was forced to have a mullet until it culminated in kusuo willing himself into developing heat vision and cutting his hair with it to mixed results.
-each of the saiki’s think they’re the more normal one balancing out the rest of the family’s weirdness but no. all of you are weird there is no balance
-more of an opinion than a headcanon, but being average/“normal” was never really what saiki wanted. what he’s actually after is peace, and he just happens to associate those things with it. that’s why he changed the world to perceive his unusual attributes as normal when he was younger instead of changing himself to appear normal, what he truly wants is a world that he can be himself in and be at peace at the same time. the reason he refuses to admit this, even to himself, is because of his own lack of self-acceptance. you guys don’t understand he’s such an angsty and tragic character actually ! a poor little meow meow even ! listen to me !!
-kusuo and kuusuke NEED to have a “let’s take ibuprofen together” moment i will not be explaining further
-kuusuke works above board a lot, but he is definitely doing some “under the table” stuff when it comes to selling the shit he makes because he just does not care and wants money to fund his games. he is confident he will never get caught and even if he’s wrong kusuo is reversing that shit to avoid the trouble it would cause him.
-kuusuke does love robotics (specifically with making weapons but he does indulge in the gadget or two), and that is definitely his favorite to do stuff with and the thing he is most passionate about, but don’t be fooled, he does everything. any science under the sun and he is probably an expert on it. special mentions of things he knows a lot a lot about go to neuroscience, physics, biology, first aid/general medicine, pharmacology (technically canon because of that muscle relaxent from the cattank arc) and anything that you could realistically make a psi pun with.
-sometimes kuusuke randomly decides that a random ass guy is the person of the week he wants to piss off (to him it’s like being annoying to an animal, very amusing ^^). positive things about this: it’s normal a really bad person he decides to be a menace to like a rich guy or a corrupt politician. bad things about this: he has had to deal with hired hits on him before
-aiura can get a very accurate read on someone’s personality near instantly and has an encyclopedic knowledge on everyone. she knows your birthday and she knows what you want. teruhashi too but not because she’s psychic she’s just also weird.
-aiura has a very bad sleep schedule because she gets woken up in the middle of the night by visions of disaster. this is NOT THE SAME as kusuo’s visions !! kusuo is tormented in his sleep, she is kept awake. aiura also sometimes has visions of shit right before it happens and if it’s a bad thing she has to think quick on her feet to stop it.
-aiura does not stop helping people she just gets a little bit better at being discreet. eventually she goes freelance and owns her own shop for occult stuff good for her
ok that’s all i got for now. tune in whenever i decide to do this again for more bangers
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aquagirl1978 · 1 year
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Can you do a headcannon of what Masamune, Shingen, Kenshin, Nobunaga, Ieyasu, Kennyo, Mitsuhide and Mitsunari will react if the MC were to give them flowers instead of them giving her them?
It's Nobunaga's birthday, so here's some headcanons (with some other warlords). Hope you enjoy!
SUITOR'S REACTION WHEN READER GIFTED THEM FLOWERS (Masamune, Shingen, Kenshin, Nobunaga, Ieyasu, Kennyo, Mitsuhide, Mitsunari)
Masamune Date
He was surprised. No one had ever gifted him flowers before, let alone a lass as beautiful as you. When he first saw you with the bouquet, his initial thought was that they were for someone else. His hand found the hilt of his sword, ready for a fight for your love. But then you presented the bouquet to him. He placed the flowers in a vase in his room, a small part of him sad there was no battle for your love.
Shingen Takeda
Shingen was impressed. It was normally he who gifted the flowers, not the other way around. Flattered by your gift, he found himself enjoying this role-reversal, hoping to receive more thoughtful gifts from you in the future. As a thank you, Shingen took one of the blooms, broke off the stem, and tucked the flower behind your ear.
Kenshin Uesugi
Kenshin was afraid. Why were you holding those flowers - did they hurt you in some way? Ready with his trusty sword in hand to cut down the plant that dared harm his love, he blinked in surprise when you laughed and told him the flowers were a gift for him. After sheathing his sword, he asked for your help in putting the flowers in a vase.
Nobunaga Oda
Nobunaga was happy. It was his birthday, after all. After a day of receiving numerous, extravagant gifts, it was refreshing to receive something so beautifully simple from his lover. Or maybe it was because it was from you that it was his favorite gift that day. Now if only you had stashed some konpeito in the bouquet somewhere.
Ieyasu Tokugawa
Ieyasu was grumpy. Why did you have to give him flowers? Now he had to find a vase to put them in - did you think he had things like that handy in his bedroom? And make sure they had water. And get you a gift in return. Oh, why did you have to give him these silly, pretty flowers?
Kennyo
Kennyo was flattered. What a beautiful gift from his beautiful lover. He marveled over the pastel shades of the petals and the sense of serenity he felt just by looking at them. He placed the flowers in his bedroom (unlike some of the warlords in the Oda forces, Kennyo actually owned a vase) on a table near his bed so that every night when he went to bed, your flowers were the last thing he saw, and when he woke up in the morning, they were the first thing he saw.
Mitsuhide Akechi
Mitsuhide was mischievous. Mitsuhide was not used to receiving gifts, let alone a bouquet of flowers. Was this just an innocent gift? Were you rewarding him for the prank he pulled on Mitsunari the other day? He hoped it was for the latter - he would happily pull any number of pranks to bring a smile to your face.
Mitsunari Ishida
Mitsunari was flustered. Flowers? For him? Was this some kind of prank? (He's still getting over being pranked by Mitsuhide the other day). Once he got over his initial confusion and realized that these flowers were a genuine gift for him, he thanked you profusely for said bouquet. He particularly liked the various shades of purple in the bouquet and found a nice spot to display them in his room.
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luuxxart · 2 months
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So this is the anon who just finished the comic and does like hitoshi x akechi and after you mentioned it in the tags I just cannot stop thinking about Akira x hitoshi x akechi it seems so so silly. I feel like they all simultaneously balance eachother out while being terrible influences.
I would love to hear more of your thoughts on it if you'd like to share (I have more myself but I dont wanna ramble in your inbox dt6tudtud)
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toxic trio real and true…,,,
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR THOUGHTS OMLLLLLLLLLL PLEASEEEEE RAMBLE IN MY INBOX🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
like!!!! This makes me so happy u have no idea,,,,,
anyway,,,, if u are interested ,,, here
are my thoughts……….
too many cooks! too many cooks!
akechi definitely plays them against each other (ex. “Akira won’t do [x] for me 🥺 but will you…?” “Hitoshi told me no about [x] but… I know you would…”)
what is in it for Akira and Hitoshi? welp. Not much. Mostly Akechi. It’s like they’re positive hydrogens. and Akechi is a very negative oxygen in the middle
but Hitoshi is still definitely a pushover and would do anything Akira asked him to. and honestly ??? he’s probably pretty into the crimes Akira has him do. It gives him an outlet to vent his frustrations
Akira never asks Hitoshi to be his fall guy or look the other way when he’s stealing something. No no no. he wants that man in on the action. Live a little.
I think they would actually be like synchronized swimmers in the kitchen. Hitoshi despises how well Akira is able to prepare fish, but hey. Someone’s gotta do it and it’s not gonna be Hitoshi, so. They cover each others weaknesses in the kitchen.
Akira is also a really good listener and lockbox, so Hitoshi probably traumadumps on him often. It’s a comfort Hitoshi didn’t think he needed, but he probably ends up either falling asleep in Akira’s arms by the end of it all or saying some dumb shit before leaving like “I think I was born to meet you” that takes Akira’s breath away
Akira ends up spooning with Hitoshi a lot and having so much tall boyfriend to sprawl out on is a fucking dream.
For fear of Akira and Hitoshi leaving him for each other, Akechi probably wedges himself between them as often as possible.
But in the end they somehow… manage to make the discordance work a little bit……
idk I think it would end with Hitoshi having to leave both of them for the good of his own mental health unless they make it to the end of graduation, at which point, Hitoshi becomes well-loved long distance boyfriend for epilogue reasons while Akira and Akechi stay in Inaba for epilogue reasons.
Generally though,,,, I think it’s just not . Something that would come together . Like…Ever
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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months
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OKAY im posting this crappy wip kubosai one-shot because ive been lagging severely on writing... sorry if its cringe, its completely unedited rn</3
this is roughly 1800 words.. the actual wip is about 4000 LOL but i skipped a couple parts so this is about half the wip i guess..
Kusuo was sitting at his desk with his legs curled to his chest, glaring at nothing, when his phone dinged next to him. Already not in the best mood, he sneered as his eyes snapped over to the device. The noise had disturbed one of his favorite pastimes; being moody for no reason and doing nothing, and the bright light was equally disturbing. When he looked over, it also shone the time as "1:36am" which ruined his blissful unawareness of how long he'd been brooding. His unusually accurate internal clock could have told him that, really, but Kusuo would never pass up an opportunity to be mad about something stupid.
His eyes softened significantly when he caught sight of what the notification actually was. A text from contact name "Kuboyasu Aren" with no contact picture. Yeah, that was how Kusuo kept all his contacts. Super boring and super normal.
He clenched his teeth, trying to bring his anger from before back after realizing how much and how easily his mood lifted just reading his classmate's name.
His phone had gone back to a black screen before Kusuo could read the actual contents of the message, so he begrudgingly unfurled himself from his position with a heavy sigh. He planted his feet back on the floor just a bit too aggressively and swiped up his phone as he stomped over to his bed to flop himself down on it.
When he finally turned his phone back on, the notification read “3m ago” and he clicked on it.
The message read, “hey princess when u wake up do u wanna hangout ??!? could i come overrr tomorrow please”
Annoying lack and misuse of punctuation, but Kusuo has learned that this tends to be the norm in texting, especially with other teenagers. In all fairness, the way Kusuo texts isn't very conventional either. He made fun of Toritsuka’s severe overuse of emojis once, and then immediately got ganged up on by all of the self proclaimed ‘PK psychickers’ because he tends to overuse emoticons in the same way. He doesn't know how else to express himself over text, alright? He learned to text only from his mom, Akechi, and Aiura and this is just how it turned out.
And for your information, the stupid princess pet name was just some silly thing Kuboyasu had gotten in the habit of doing lately. Trust Kusuo when he says it's much more embarrassing when he says it out loud, especially at school, than when he texts it, though knowing that his name in Kuboyasu’s contacts was “My Princess :)” was probably even worse.
Anyway, Kuboyasu had clearly made the assumption that Kusuo would be sleeping at this hour. Well, usually he would be. Kusuo LOVES getting his sleep in, but he just so happened to have taken a very long nap earlier that day, so he had a late dinner, and subsequently a late dessert. So, his usually abnormally fast metabolism hadn't quite been rid of all the sugar and caffeine he'd consumed not long ago. A series of unfortunate events, really, which culminated in him not being tired enough to sleep yet. At least he got to get in his usual ‘angrily staring at nothing for no reason’ time that he accidentally skipped because of his nap, although that did just get interrupted too.
So finally, he responded to Kuboyasu with, “I'm awake. (-.-;) Sure, I guess.”
Kuboyasu read the message and began typing unnervingly quickly after it was sent. “really ?!?!? also y r u awake lol i thought u would be asleep hours ago”
The poor guy probably wasn't expecting him to say yes immediately. Kusuo usually would argue about it for a bit before giving in to the teasing and pleading of his self proclaimed friends. It was way too late (/early) to play that game right now though, he knew he would just say yes in the end anyway. It had nothing to do with him actually wanting to see the dumb former punk who he had been unusually close with lately.
The taller boy just GOT him in a way other people never did. His undying loyalty and honesty was a refreshing contrast from many of the other people the psychic was often forced to be around. Loyal, honest, strong, romantic, protective. Not that those last few things affected the way he interacted with Kusuo or anything…
Kusuo replied again, “Yes. And I usually would be, but… too much caffeine. ( ̄^ ̄)”
Another quick response, “lol thats totally something u would do.. since ur up, r u down to call right now ?”
“To call? It's almost 2am. ಠ_ಠ Why are YOU awake anyway?”
“lol i know i know but im so bored… i just cant sleep.. we can be quiet on the call, but id like to hear ur voice right now :)”
Good grief, ew. How disgusting. “Hm… okay. ∩(。-_-。)∩”
(Don't you dare ask Kusuo why his internal monologue is so different from what he actually replies with. It's definitely not because he's an unreliable narrator who doesn't want to admit to himself or anyone that he actually wants to talk to a boy. Why would that be the case? Don't be dumb.)
Kusuo forgot to turn his ringer off before Kuboyasu could call him, so despite entirely expecting the phone call, the loud ringing startled him into dropping his phone on his face. How embarrassing, all-powerful psychic drops his phone on his face at almost 2am.
He scrambled to pick it back up and answer it so that the noise wouldn't wake up his parents. It would be really easy for him to just lull them back to sleep with his telepathy the second they wake up, but it would be inconvenient and his dad might complain in the morning. About either remembering waking up or just about not getting a good night’s sleep.
He finally clicked the answer button, luckily before his parents could wake up, and held back a sigh as he held the phone up to his ear.
“Hey, princess!” Kuboyasu was speaking in a whisper yell, probably also a room away from his sleeping parents.
“Hello.” He tried to speak in a way that wouldn't give away the fact that he was recovering from a smack to the face. Phone calls were a bit awkward for Kusuo, since microphones didn't pick up on his telepathy so he had to use his actual voice to speak over the phone. He always just hoped people wouldn't notice the extra rasp to his voice, but the late hour might work in his favor in this situation.
“So what have you been up to?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? Up at 2 am and you're just sitting there, doing nothing?”
“Yes, that's exactly what I've been doing. What else is there to do at 2am?”
“Well, I've been making the most of MY time, personally.”
“And how have you been doing that, exactly?”
“Thinkin’ about you.”
“...”
“...”
“... *snort*” Okay, how could that NOT make him laugh? He took the phone slightly away from his face and laughed into his hand.
“What?? It's true!” The idiot couldn't hold back his laughter either.
“Yeah, yeah, okay… whatever, you're such a pain…”
“Yeah? Am I?”
“Yes.”
“And yet, you're here talking to me at 2 am just because I asked you to? Admit it, you love it.”
“Tch. You really need to get over yourself, you know that?”
“Well. Humor me for a bit longer, will you?”
“You're desperate.”
“For you.”
Kusuo muttered into his hand, “Oh my god.”
“I wish I could see your face right now, I know you're blushing.”
“Yeah, right. Not like you can prove that.”
“You want me to?”
“What do you mean?”
“You want me to come over there and check?”
Kusuo could hear the smirk in Kuboyasu’s voice. The jerk knew Kusuo couldn't say no to him. They both knew this game. Kusuo would deny him just for show, even though they both know he wants to say yes, and Kuboyasu would tease the truth out of him. Well, fine. Kusuo could play this game.
“You want to sneak out of your house and into mine at 2am just so you can check how successful your teasing is?”
“Mhm. Not just that, I would do anything to see my pretty princess’ face right now. I'm bored, you're bored, the only solution is for the knight to rescue the princess from this ailment, obviously.”
“You're an idiot.”
“You want to see me, I know it.” And he did. Kusuo could hear shuffling over the phone. That asshole was probably already putting his shoes on, knowing Kusuo would say yes. “What, you scared to prove me right? You don't want me to see your pretty pink face right now?”
… Kuboyasu was good at this game. He knows that husky voice is fucking irresistible. To Kusuo, at least. “... Okay, okay. Only so I can prove you WRONG.”
He knew Kuboyasu was smiling, but then the mood settled a bit. “You serious, Saiki? I know I'm messing with you, but I won't pressure you if you don't wanna sneak me in. I mean, that's kinda a lot to ask now that I'm thinkin’ about it. I really wanna see you, but I wouldn't make you do that.”
“Yeah, yeah, shut up, I've already made up my mind. Are YOU sure? You realize how late and dark it is, yeah? You can't just stroll the streets at 2 am, you're gonna get hurt.”
“Awee, you worried about me, princess? No need, your knight in shining armor can protect himself just fine.”
"... Fine. Just stay on the phone with me."
"Hm? While I walk?"
He figured Kuboyasu wouldn't want to have a conversation over the phone in favor of paying attention to his surroundings, but... Kusuo couldn't help but be nervous about his friend's safety at this hour. He just wanted to make sure he was fine the whole walk.
"We don't have to talk, just... stay on the phone with me..."
Kuboyasu snorted. "What, you gonna miss me in those, what, ten whole minutes?"
Kusuo scoffed quietly. "Don't be so full of yourself. I'm just making sure you don't trip and fall or something at 2am on the way to my house. Wouldn't want the blame to fall back on me." He somehow still managed to convey snark in his almost monotone voice despite his whisper.
Kuboyasu chuckled softly, as he snarked back teasingly, "You know I can take care of myself. Can't believe you're still worried about me~."
Kusuo did know that. It didn't change anything. And he WASN'T worried, he just knew that his various nuisances tended to get into trouble when he wasn't there to monitor them. He was always getting them out of trouble even in broad daylight, so there was absolutely no reason to think that walking alone in the middle of the night would prove to be an exception.
"Just shut up and don't hang up, alright?"
He heard the quiet creak of a door closing and shutting, barely drowning out Kuboyasu’s attempt at muffling his laughter. "Alright, sweet boy. I'm right here."
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EWWWW CRINGEE EW THEY HAVE COOTIES
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cale-alchemist · 1 month
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A persona au idea I've been playing with for a while is a wildcard akechi au where he gets a persona for every confidant he has.
Still debating whether he gets them just after forming the confidant or at rank 10 because I want Loki to be his devil confidant and shidos one but to get to rank 10 he'd probably need Loki in the first place. Robin hood is his first persona similar to Arsene or orpheus
Also he absolutely gets a new outfit per persona I want to dress him up (I have deemed this the magical girl akechi au mentally due to that( I also think he'd also have several interactions with the thieves while in different costumes)
Anyways actual persona ideas I have for him.
Pinocchio is a big one, I'm not sure if theres actually a pinocchio persona in any of the games but I figure it fits what personas tend to be based off really well and like. The Themes are so peak. Not sure what confidant I'd actually relate it back to though. The star perhaps?
I think sherlock could also work as one since jokers persona is Arsene lupin (or herlock? I actually havent read the lupin books yet so I know more about normal sherlock) i can also just see akechi not enjoying having sherlock as a persona at all, too stereotypical in his eyes. Probably from saes confidant? (If this were to be a full fledged au I'd probably make ocs for him to have confidants with)
Those are my two main ideas but I also think giving him a persona based off of Christian myth could be neat but I'd have to do more research. And giving him a persona of the greek goddess nemesis is also a idea I like but again I'd have to do more research
Some silly lil extra persona ideas I'm iffy on are doing one based off Jekyll and hyde because the themes just fit him very well (if anyone's actually reading this in the books Jekyll very much is just one person who uses the persona of hyde to let out any dark desires look if Arsene lupin can become a persona so can he)
The snow queen or the boy from the snow queen (basically the snow queen is the force of snow and cold, nature given a face. She fits more as a persona but less for akechi. While the boy is a kind little boy who when two shards of a evil mirror fall into his eye and heart it makes him both see the world as ugly and it freezes his heart. Eventually hes kidnapped by the ice queen and becomes her servant I guess?? Hes basically her pet in the literal sense) this would be his hermit persona I'd imagine.
Not sure what his fool (akira) one would be. I could keep it as hereward just change it to it's own being instead of a fusion? And with a funky new outfit of course
Anyways that's all! Nice to get some of this written down
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icespur · 2 months
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Akiren choosing to wear a wedding dress for Akeshu/ShuAke wedding: 
very late Part 2 to this post below:
I've had this sitting in a Google Doc for a while, I've just been too lazy to post it
(Mementos Mission Manga Scene Spoiler warning)
So while Unapologetically spoiling myself on Persona 5 content, I came across a Manga Spinoff called Mementos Mission. There's a scene where Akira (Protagonist’s name in the Manga canon is Akira Kurusu), teams up with Akechi on an investigation and he's advised to come in disguise and Akira’s version of disguise is “Oh, I just happened to have a female cop uniform in my wardrobe, along with curly hair extensions, lipstick and makeup. I'll wear that.” 
Akechi reacts like most people would, and after recovering from a laughing fit, questions what the heck he's wearing. 
And Akira is so nonchalant about it “You said to come in disguise and this is what I had on hand 🤷‍♀️.” 
The outfit is also available as a DLC costume pack in Persona 5 Dancing In Starlight. 
Point is, Akiren canonically crossdresses and has no issue with it. 
So what if he willingly wears a wedding dress to an Akeshu/ShuAke wedding scenario? 
Originally, the Wedding Dress option was just supposed to be plan B. If for some reason the Metaverse proves to be too dangerous to hold the wedding and they're forced to have it in the real world, Akira could just crossdress as a female and take the role of The Bride. 
Luckily Metaverse Wedding is manageable enough. During the private dressing process the Girls took it upon themselves to play Bridal Boutique for Akiren. 
Fast-forward to the Wedding. Akechi is waiting at the altar, Grim Reaper officiating (it was originally supposed to be Yaldabaoth but Grim showed up and it seemed letting him be a part of the ceremony was the only way not to get K.O.ed by him). Random assortment of shadows sitting in the crowd that the group managed to convince threaten to attend. Sophia is playing the role of the pipe organ, humming a wedding tune. Ryuji is one of Akiren’s best men, Yusuke is busy in the role of Wedding photographer—-um, “Artist”. Since cameras don't work in the Metaverse, Yusuke has to hand photograph the moments by painting them which he is more than enthusiastic about, this man is going to paint the most detailed works of art ever, who needs a silly camera? 
Morgana is on ring bearer duty. unfortunately since Sojiro can't enter the Metaverse, Cop PeePaw Zenkichi Is playing the role of “father that gets to walk Akiren down the aisle” 
Jose is the flower boy. 
Sumire is one of the girls not playing “Bridal Boutique” and is instead one of Akechi's best—-women? She felt bad for him barely having any Bests on his side so she insisted. The rest of Akechi's Bests entourage consists of docile cognitive beings of Sae Niijima, and a couple of his agents. 
Since fashion isn't her area of expertise, Futaba also willingly opted out of playing Wedding Boutique and stood next to Ryuji in Akiren’s Bests line up, along with Lavenza. 
Akechi didn't have anyone close to walk him down the Aisle. Shido was an obvious no go. “Absolutely Mcfucking Never In This Lifetime Or In Hell, Docile Cognitive puppet version or not” - in Akechi's own words. 
So Igor happily decided to fill that void. The long nosed hunchback was an unsettling sight for Akechi but Akiren reassured he's a decent dude. 
The moment comes, doors swing open for the second Groom to reveal—-
Akiren in full wedding dress and veil, hair extensions to further sell the feminine look, along with black lipstick. He's wearing a casual warm smile, absolute zero sense of shame in this man. 
Zenkichi and Ryuji do double takes, Futaba bursts out in a fit of cackles.
Behind Akiren, the girls, minus Futaba and Sumire, stand behind him, all with varying expressions from defeated, embarrassed, and holding in laughter.
“For the record, we didn't force him to wear this. Once we managed to convince him that wearing his Shujin school uniform is not appropriate attire to get married, he suggested a wedding dress. Despite us explaining it's not necessary and a Tuxedo will do just fine, he was already picking out dress options, so we just went along with it.”
“He also pulled black lipstick and curly black hair extensions out of his pocket and ominously claimed “My time has come.” He wouldn't give us an answer as to where he got them from, I can only assume they've been in his pocket all day.” 
Akechi just lets out a defeated sigh, and facepalms. Oh, that's right. His soon to be husband is a fucking dumbass
A lovable, amusing, cute, undeniably sexy dumbass, but a dumbass all the same. But—--he wouldn’t have it any other way. 
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akiology · 9 months
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Over Here || Goro Akechi x Reader
Word Count: 1.6k Pairing: Goro Akechi x Reader Note: requested! female reader! you caught me in a good mood cause i was recently reading some akechi fics ehe and i was honestly feeling like i wanted to write for him.... the amount of love i have for this silly <3
Through the windows of the car, the various buildings and streetlights go by quickly. The soft thrumming of the air conditioning was all that could be heard, along with the muted sounds of traffic outside.
On your right, is your boyfriend. He is currently looking out the window, with a hand under his chin and the other is intertwined with yours. He rubs his thumb mindlessly on your hand. Its soothing to say the least, and it calms him more than anything. You move in your seat to reposition, and your boyfriend is alerted.
"Are you alright, my princess?" Akechi turns to face you, studying your face. He reaches out to caress your cheek. You welcome the gesture.
"I am fine. Just a little nervous," You take his hand into yours, and put it on your waist. You leaned unto his chest, and he repositioned so you are comfortable in your semi-cuddle.
"I am sorry, my sweetheart. I do not feel comfortable leaving you at home at this time, especially with the rise of crimes right now," he was apologetic. He would very much prefer a situation where you are both comfortable and safe, but it wasn't possible right now. How he wishes he could give you just that.
"It's alright, I understand," you gave him a smile and a peck on the cheeks, "I love you."
He smiles, "And I-"
The car partition rolled down.
"We are here, Mr. Akechi," the driver interrupted your sweet little moment. You frowned, and Akechi chuckled.
"Let's go, my princess."
/./
As you were walking down the hallway, hand-in-hand, Akechi reminds you of a few things.
"I will need to keep up appearances, so I am going to greet a few people. Sadly, I cannot bring you with me so I am going to need you to stay somewhere. If you ever feel uncomfortable, just call me, I am one of your emergency dials, right? Or maybe-"
You pull on his arm to get his attention, and turned him to face you. "Goro, Goro, calm down. I will be fine. I'll stay by the bar and get some food."
He was very much troubled still, "Are you sure? I will make sure to keep you in my line of sight. I will also come by should you signal or call me."
"Yes, I am sure. And I will keep what you said in mind."
Akechi sighed, and brings you closer together so that your foreheads are touching. "I am really sorry, my princess."
"Don't be, I will be fine. I have my phone and powerbank with me. That should keep me entertained for an hour or two."
Akechi chuckled, "What are you? A kid?"
"Okay you know what, I am going." You dramatically separated from him and pretended to leave, slowly putting one foot in front of the other to further your point. Akechi laughed, and reached for you.
"I'm joking, my love. Thank you for coming with me and understanding my side."
You face him, and give him a kiss on the nose. "Of course, I love you Goro."
"I love you too, my [Y/N]." You both share a tender kiss on the lips, but quickly pulled away.
"We will have to enter separately, I will wait for you by the bar before I go to mingle, though."
You nodded, "Okay."
/./
Akechi stayed true to his words, and waited for you by the bar. Once he sees you, he nodded and left. A silent exchange between the two of you. You ordered some food, and took out your phone.
The party was semi-formal, but it did include a few key figures. There were some low-level politicians, and some minor celebrities, but it was mainly businessmen trying to engage in a new business venture or find new connections.
At least, that's what Goro told you. He was invited because it was a direct order from his boss, whoever that is. But it also made sense since he is a celebrity and well-known detective himself.
You took out your earphones and put only one ear in, to drown out some of the noises.
A little while later, a guy approached the bar and ordered something. You were one seat apart from eachother so you paid him no mind, but then he noticed you and smiled.
"Hey there," he started. "What's your name?"
You did not bother to look up from your phone, "[Y/N]."
"Ah, beautiful name for a beautiful girl."
/./
From the distance, Akechi was talking to a businessman that approached him, convincing him to model his products. He was trying to turn down the guy, but then realized he actually makes high quality beauty products. As he was talking, he noticed a man that's probably around the same age as you and him, approach you.
Before you arrived at the bar, Akechi talked to the bartender to keep you safe, promising him a huge sum of money just to take care of you. Of course, he is still watching over you so it was more of a backup plan than anything. Nobody takes care of you better than he does.
"What do you say, Akechi-kun? I could give you a lifetime supply if you only model once." The older businessman he was previously talking to asks him, pulling him out of his thoughts.
"I will have to think about it," Akechi politely smiles, wanting to go to you right away as he notices that the guy is suddenly engaging in conversation with you. You do not seem to pay him mind, though.
"Ah, well if that's what you say. Here's my business card if you change your mind." The businessman quickly leaves to god-knows-where. Akechi was about to go to you, but was quickly greeted by another.
"Akechi-kun! May I interview you for a moment?"
/./
The guy next to you moved a bit closer to you, now sitting on the chair beside you. "So why are you alone by yourself in this amazing party?"
"Interacting with people is not really my thing," You answered, still too enamored by whatever it is you are doing on your phone. The guy seemed frustrated at that.
"Does that mean that I'm interesting enough that you are talking with me?"
No reply from you. The bartender finds this whole thing amusing, but then remembered what Akechi said. "She's clearly not interested. Don't try anything."
/./
Akechi tried his best to answer the reporter's questions, and once he was finished he decided to make his way to you. He has received intel on some of the suspicious figures in this party, and a few side gig offers. You can both leave, and cuddle at home. God knows how much he needs it.
Since your relationship is not public, and he wants to leave it at that for your own safety, you both agreed on a code word that will tell you when it is time to leave.
As he approached the bar, he takes the place beside you that is unoccupied. You noticed his presence, and straightened up a bit. He hears the guy beside you say, "Do you want to go dancing?" He swears he almost wants to punch the guy, but is extremely proud that you do not even bother to look up from your phone, "No thanks."
"Hello sir, may I pick up my tab? It has been a long night." Akechi says, and you understood what that meant. It was the signal.
"Ah, somebody is calling me. I have to take this," you say as you place your earphones in your small pouch and stood up to leave.
"May I have your number?" That guy. THAT GUY. He had the audacity to ask that question when you have not even dared to look his way all night. Akechi swears he was-
"No," is all you say and you left. Akechi wanted to laugh out loud but thought against it. He is still in a public place after all. The other guy seemed downtrodden, but was quickly distracted when another girl approached the bar. Akechi rolled his eyes.
/./
As you both settled in the car, Akechi signaled for the driver to close the car partition to give you and him some space. The driver complied.
"How are you, Goro?" You asked, while you grabbed his face and gave him a quick kiss. He appreciates the gesture and leaned in to your touch.
"Quite exhausting, I just wanted to jump into your arms."
"Aww, we can do that when we get home."
"So... that guy who was flirting with you, he didn't do anything to you right? Otherwise you would've called me."
You blinked once. And then twice. "He was flirting with me?"
Akechi pulled away from you, "Yes? Did you not realize?"
"I... I thought he was hanging out at the bar because he did not feel like socializing... Like me?"
Akechi was bewildered, but then quickly started laughing. You were seriously confused, but smiled upon hearing your boyfriend's laughter. Atleast he's happy?
"My love, my princess, my [Y/N]… You never fail to entertain me."
"That's... a good thing right?"
"Yes, my princess. But that guy was clearly flirting with you, and the fact that you did not even stop to look at him was so laughable. That should have been a sign for him to stop."
"Oh, I don't really care for him... Especially when I have someone like you, Goro."
Akechi blushed, and looked away. You hug him and whispered, "I love you, Goro..."
"I... I love you too." He says with the utmost sincerity, and wraps an arm around you. "More than you will ever know."
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joshhere911 · 1 year
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Some personal saiki headcanons !!! (Mostly stim related ! )
saiki stims . Its very minutely , but i believe his stims center mostly around his hands cus yk most of his powers come from his hands, but its also bc of that his powers come from his hands that he tries Not to stim in fear that it might accidentally active a power
I think, like kusuke , his fingers do a sort of drumming and tapping but unlike kuusuke he keeps his hands down and mostly out of sight !
he's suuper embarrassed by it, so maybe he uses a mild hypnosis on himself so it appears like his hands are prim and perfect and straight Or: his fingers drum too fast that they are perceived normal when rlly theyre just too fast to notice that theyre going too fast yk ?
I like to think that for times when he reaches his limits or his emotions are getting the best of him, he pretends to sleep and astral projects so he can safely stim Bigger . Just saiki stimming !!
I think he probably most definitely does it more around nendou . Yes this correlates with my ramble where him and nendou are like destined besties I DONT CARE THEY ARE SILLY !! He probably puts in less effort to cover up his finger drumming and maybe even gives his legs little wiggles and overly straightens his clothes too often (both from paranoia of look unkempt and a need for stimulation)
Nendou DEFinitely notices, bc hes perceptive but clueless , and he definitely gives saiki some stim toys . Some are more yk loud and attract attention, but others are more subtle for his fingers to fiddle with and get more sensory . Saiki prefers to stick with the smaller ones but in sillier moments he uses the eye catching ones (he always makes sure hes alone . Most of the time hes in the bathroom (bc yk paranoia of cameras in his room and stuff bc kusuke <3) )
Nendou also definitely unintentionally helps saiki stim !! Nendou does "partner stims" with saiki, which include grabbing his hands and moving them around or grabbing saiki and pulling him into a bone crushing hug (saiki doesnt reciprocate it at all but it doesnt stop nendo . saiki appreciates the added weight, even if it just feels like a bag of oranges on his body), fiddling with his fingers or poking st saikis face and shoulders , and just generally bothering him . Saiki doesnt bother to stop it, not only because nendo is impossibly stubborn but also bc he gets the stimulation he needs without having everyone looking at Him and instead looking st Nendou and thinking "why is this guy doing all that for ??"
Eventually, his friends catch on and stsrt doing it as well!! Maybe its a little miscommunication because yk saiki never talks and nendou is an idiot, so some think its stimming(peobably psykickers and whoever akechi rambles to) while others believe its saiki accepting more touch (everyone else)
Kaidou starts with fiddling with one or two of saikis fingers, and when hes in JBW mode he squeezes saikis shoulder but typically keeps his hands off him because hes worried the black best power in his arm might hurt saiki . Or something
Hairo tries to get saiki into more critical thinking games or more physical activities, he doesn't necessarily touch him other than his usual go to (hand on shoulder) but he believes saiki has energy thst needs an output . Saiki reluctantly obliges .
Teruhashi seems like the type to become more touchy with saiki, but she is actually the one who recognizes that its a more stim behavior . Shes the most perfect pretty girl, she Has to know why her classmate is more accepting of stimulating motions lately !! In the end, nothing really changes, but she does recognize that her horde of fans and the noise they bring bother saiki, so she tries to keep them away as much as possible when she goes up to him
Aren starts roughousing with him, bc he Also has a lot of energy that needs an output . Saiki doesnt mind, he could easily overpower him, so he tries his best to be gentle with him . And Try he does LMAO but that just makes Kubo' more riled up until theyre both limp on the ground. Saiki hasnt broken a sweat . His face is towards the ground though, legs tangled with Kubo's whose face is also facing the ground and panting and exhausted . Theyre both smiling idiots .
Saiko brings him shiny stuff , stuff visually appealing to the eye that is easy to mess around with to look at . Chiyo brings in snacks for him to try that are similar to coffee jelly, trying to get him to "branch out" of his safe food . Mera, at the cafe, makes sure hes more secluded so he feels safe to stim more in public places .
The psikickers treat him normally ! Akechi goes on his long rambles, sometimes choosing to do topics relating to saikis stimming, toritsuka is still a perv but makes sure no ghosts are harmed when saiki astral peojects (they never are, he just likes making sure that the ghosts he gets info from are still okay), and aiura still calls him babe and looks at the future . They are the same compared to everyone else adjusting to saikis needs of stimulation, and that provides saiki comfort and even helps him when he gets overwhelmed with everyones change .
(He never admits it, but the adjustment in his friends truly does loosen him up and lower his gaurd . Not as good as an electric shock i bet, but infinitely better than calling kusuke to have him shock saiki . )
Finally moving away from stimming !! My bad i wasnt expecting my brain to run away from me :D
Saiki definitely has a couple beauty marks . Due to his mind control making him appear normal nobody notices for a Hot Minute, but the moment his gaurd goes Slightly lower, there they are . Theres one near his lip and his cheek , and probably 2 on his neck.
Beauty marks are SO pretty he deserves it
I think he also deserves a bit of pudge too, just a softness to his arms belly and thigh area . Especially after the volcano, when he no longer has to train so much to stop it and with all the coffee jelly he ests on a regular
His friends have a kuniharu hate club . Send tweet
Saiki is a Very avid listener when it comes to his friends . This is technically canon, considering the whole dark reunion thing with kaido and saiki following the storyline, but still ! Sometimes they find it a little freaky that he remembers conversations from a yesr or two prior from when they were letting their mouth run out of boredom and saiki at the time seemed a little annoyed but not walking away, but overall find it endearing . Its just saiki being a tsundere as usual <3
(Its mainly cause his friends stories and useless rambling are better to focus his telepathy on rather than the gajillion other voices in his 200m radius. He doesnt really want to listen to then, but sometimes everyone else is So annoying and if Kaidou starts rambling to him about the dark reunion rules or where they are in the storyline , then he will gladly listen to him intently and try to block out everyone not important) (and if that helps him choose gifts, then so be it)
Saiki hates spending the night at other peoples houses !! He tries to avoid it as much as possible, because sleeping in an unfamiliar neighborhood and unfamiliar voices in his head, is not as comforting as one thinks . He would rather be wary of cameras he Knows are there, than be wary of cameras he Doesnt know are there . If there are any . He cant risk it !!
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silly little interactions between girlies & akechi
(+bonus with a simp Akiren)
I wholeheartedly believe Akechi would think Haru is planning revenge murder on him and question every move she makes (while she's just vibin'). I've heard many interpretations of Haru's take on Akechi, but my favorite one is "Akechi is a murderer and I cannot forgive him, but he was wronged since his childhood and deserves a chance to change his own heart, a chance my father didn't have."
If we're talking headcannons here, I also find Goro&Futaba siblings endearing. Like, she could've hated him, but decided to look past the initial impression and understand what the hell is wrong with him... and when she realizes Goro's mother had the same fate as Wakaba, she's just... "dayum hes just like me". If we think anime bullshit and pretend mass murder is okay, I think Goro and Futaba could be THE siblings™, as younger hyperactive gremlin always tries to annoy older tired gremlin who is done with everything.
Ann I would think acts friendly with anyone no matter who they are, she can see good in seemingly "bad" people like those villainesses she aspired after as a child. So, my guess she would be the first to "accept" Akechi after the Shido Arc.
Makoto is more on a wary side, always questioning and not taking chances. I bet she's the last to lower defense and consider Akechi a friend. But when they grew warmer, I'm sure they could find peace with each other. Makoto finally finds a CALM AND MATURE study partner who takes school seriously and is happy to cram study books for the entire evening.
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OK OK SINCE U ARE PRETTY FAR INTO PD NOW. I NEED TO ASK. DO U HAVE A FAVORITE CHARACTER. do u have a favorite moment. whos backstory are u the most interested in seeing. what are u excited to learn about the world . I AM PUTTING UR BRAIN UNDER A MICROSCOPE AND DISSECTING IT IVE GOTTA KNOW. what villains are u most afraid of. write me an essay on ur feelings about mark winters. etc etc etc etc WHATEVER U WANNA TALK ABT RN im standing in the middle of a field like a scarecrow and just SCREAMING at the sky
OHHHHHH MAN DUDE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE A FAVORITE OF ANYONE. FUCKK. GOD.
ok putting all of this under a cut because its so fucking long???
ok ok ok. lets see. they r all so so so good it's impossible 2 choose but also iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii really fucking like dakota dude..... i like him so much. so much. i will admit. i am a massive fucking fan of a character who stays silly. massive fucking fan of the emotional king dedede hammer that comes down when the silly guy drops the silliness. i love it when characters literally r incapable of processing their emotions. gebuinely i don't know what he put in that guy but it is cartoonish the way my neurons light up at him its not quite akechi from p5 levels of FUCKKK YEAH THIS GUY MY FUCKED UP LITTLE GUY!! but it is Getting Close!!!
whose backstory.... fuck. okay. Most interested in wiwi's backstory. of course. i AM really interested in vyncent's whole deal but i feel like his fucked up knife that possesses him (?????????) is slightly more of a specific thing than backstory. and i DO wanna know howww the jrpg protag isekai'd here but also like. consider... wiwi. also i wanna know if im right & ashe/ashes fucked up demon grimoire r responsible for his mom's death. ALSO I WANNA KNOW WHY MARK'S A LIZARD GUY.
FAVORITE MOMENTS SO FAR.... i LOVED the spirit world shit it was all so cinematic it was so lovely. usually im dogshit at like, visualizing descriptions in my head? but all of that was very much oh, yeah for sure, ive seen this cartoon! i know whats happening! that whole episode went hard as fuck. can't believe we got vyncent with a gun ashe going holy shit why am i fucking doing this imgonnadie william having a horrifying crisis over eating a fucking soul & dakota getting murked in one episode. & mal is just. on just. such a different level such a different world from Anything else they've experienced. its so good.
also i still really love the winding-down end of that amalgam island ep (5?) where they r exhausted & coming off so many huge emotions & stress & stuff & tide arrives.... that's really the scene that fucking hooked me i think. going ohhh yeah theyre just fucking kids and everyone at this table Knows theyre kids in a world where people will just fucking kill you. like,, yeah, it WOULD be fucked up if you were seventeen and ran into an island full of horrifying human and animal experimentation & abuse!! and theyre not playing it as a motw adventure where its just sillygoofy? ok. ok!! maybe these guys know where theyre taking it. like i can count on one hand maybe the amount of times ive been like "yeah im sure whatever the creators do will be good they've always done good & thoughtful work. i don't have to continually be delegating brain space to how im dissatisfied with this story." so i guess. i just like the show a lot!!
what am i most interested in about the world... ohhh man i love cape worldbuilding it's maybe like one of my favorite things. so i guess i'm interested in All of It?? in an overall probably-wont-be-answered-because-its-not-that-genre way i'd love 2 know what religion looks like in a world where JESUS IS A TRADEMARKED SUPERHERO & kids can come back from the dead. id love 2 know more ab the dynamic btwn politics & the cape world here thats always interesting? i really enjoy the approach they took 2 the kid heroes in the beginning, as in: these guys are literally still students they are not Supposed to be doing big hero shit. theyre not supposed to be doing teen titans or x-men shit & it is in fact a massive massive fuckup on their guardian's part when they Are in those positions. i'm a big fan of that i like it a lot more than the alternative. (unless yr like in a world like parahumans where there Is a narrative & in-universe reason why child & teen cape teams exist)
what villains am i most afraid of....... ok i kind of feel like being afraid of mal is like, being afraid of hurricanes or something. like sure i can be nervous about him but i can't fucking do anything if he's coming this way. so it's better i think to not think about it until it comes up & then pray. so i guess i AM really concerned about the overlord stuff. i dont know where it's gonna go but i know it'll be nowhere good & i know it'll end up getting people hurt. so.!!!!!!
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frokkie21 · 3 months
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Hi hi! Just wanna say I think your pokemon au looks super cool! Ren's team looks so cool, is there any particular reason you chose those pokemon for him specifically? (Also he's based as hell for the mimikyu lol)
Omg hi!!! And yes i will most of the pokemon i chose for a reason
Meowscarada- this one is his starter bc it reminds me of morgana (mona is human tho trust) and the 2nd and 3rd evo has that thief vibe going on and its signature move always crits which makes me think its calculating and cunning
Ceruledge- This ones actually just arsene. He calls him arsene and everything im not gonna lie thats just arsene if he was a pokemon with no wings
Excadrill- i dont actually have a reason other than colors and looks for this one and because this ones my fav from gen 5 and i have extreme bias
Mimikyu- your right he is based. This ones because hes not immune to taking in wet sopping stray cats and i think he deserves to have a pokemon that is lonley and seen as scary
Oricorio- So everyone who goes to hawaii in p5 gets to go to alola and catch a silly pokemon and because pegoryu are the definition of gay they both get oricorios. Ren gets baile style because im not immune to color and also persona 5 dancing SWEEP
Eevee- eevee has infinite potential or smthn and that has wildcard vibes. It never evolves and because im very unwell akechi gets at least one eeveelution because hes a terrible wildcard and i like rotating foil chars in my head like a microwave
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selenacosmic · 1 year
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This is a bit funny but how would the warlords (+ Kennyo) react to learning that there were intruders while they were gone from their home only to found out that they got taken out by the Sengoku equivalent of the Home Alone traps, created by none other than MC?
Ohh this is really funny! Thank you for the request. Funnily enough, this reminds me of the home alone parody cybird made with Keiji.
Warlords being caught in MC’s traps accidentally.
Oda forces.
Nobunaga Oda.
He isn’t one to be caught so easily by a trap, Nobunaga was always prepared in case someone tries catching him off guard. However… this was a bit unexpected to him.
He was just going to visit your room at night, nothing much (wink wink) but he was unexpectedly caught in one of your traps. It was a net that covered him completely, and it was hard to move in it. Nobunaga will feel both frustrated and embarrassed, he will convince you with Konpeito bribe to not mention this to anyone.
Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
Hideyoshi is used to telling you to be careful with the dangers of the world around you, always stay alerted. Well… you definitely became prepared with your traps. He will be visiting you just momentarily to see if you are alright, it was a bit late but it was precisely to make sure you were ok.
The moment he got in? Boom, a trap was triggered and sent a sandal flying towards him. His face was red, both from embarrassment and the sandal.
Ieyasu Tokugawa.
He is another one that warns you to be careful, with the excuse of “I don’t want to have to protect you all the time”. Truth is, Ieyasu worries about you a lot and if you can handle yourself on your own. However, poor Ieyasu wasn’t expecting what was coming…
He was just walking through the corridor, when suddenly he slipped on something, making him fall on floor. Apparently you put a banana peel on the floor in front of your room at night for unwanted visitors and forgot to take it in the morning. Ieyasu was very annoyed and grumpy.
Mitsuhide Akechi.
The prankster? The one who enjoys teasing others and playing tricks at them? No way, there is absolutely no way he would fall for a trap… or is there? Truth be told, this was more about luck, Mitsuhide happened to see you preparing a trap in front of your room, and he needed to see it.
You will innocently suggest that he tries it, just to make sure it good. He will agree, it’s not like he would let such a silly trap get him- next thing he knows, Mitsuhide is on the floor, rope trapping his whole body. That… made him shocked.
Masamune Date.
This was also quite the surprise for Masamune, though he wouldn’t be angry about it. Here’s what happened, Masamune wanted to sneak a special dinner made only for you by him, he should be lucky that he didn’t spill any of it when he fell for your trap.
Apparently, there was a trigger near your door that, when stepped on, would make a small object hit the person’s head. Good to alert you to be prepared and slow whoever it is down. You ended up treating his head for him, luckily it wasn’t a big wound and it didn’t cause much damage.
Mitsunari Ishida.
Poor Mitsunari… even if your trap was safe from the warlords, he would fall for it anyway. This time it was because he was distracted, Mitsunari was reading a book while walking… which is already very dangerous. Somehow you managed to make a trap door in front of your room, but you were still testing it to make sure it would only activate when true intruders appeared.
Mitsunari ended up falling in it, luckily it wasn’t deep at all, but it made him fall. He would still be reading and would be surprised when he stops and look around. Just how did he get there?
Keiji
Ha! He is smart, Keiji wouldn’t easily fall for traps, you could never fool him with your traps. Yet… here he is, tied upside down on a tree branch. He will not be smiling at you when you find him and release him from the trap.
Just for that, you are in for some punishment, which is revenge! Just you wait, Keiji will think of a way to pay you back.
Ranmaru Mori.
Ranmaru is a skilled ninja, so naturally he is used to avoiding traps. This one will be very silly when compared to the other traps though. You will try to catch him, using peaches as bait.
It’s the famous trap box with a bait underneath it, but with a big box. It looked way too obvious when Ranmaru saw it, he giggled at it and played along. “Kyaa, you got me!” Will be his reaction, just to make you happy that you got him. Besides, he got peaches as rewards.
Uesugi-Takeda alliance.
Kenshin Uesugi.
Trapping him is both easy and difficult. There are many ways you can get his attention, but it shouldn’t be forgotten that kenshin trains his ninjas, he knows every trick to avoid and get out of traps. The best trap to catch him off guard would be the attack type.
Try using triggers that, if he steps on, will release objects in his direction. Even if he falls for these traps, kenshin will be fast to take his sword and cut any objects that is thrown at him.
Shingen takeda.
Falling for traps? Unless shingen wants to, he wouldn’t just fall this easily for traps. He does find your traps adorable, and even gives you advises on how to improve them. He also trains his own ninjas, which is why he wouldn’t fall for any traps.
So, imagine his surprise when he tried taking a few sweets on the kitchen and got caught in a trap. He will be completely trapped with rope, the sweets will likely fly onto him as punishment. Though considering how tall he is, the sweets would only manage to hit his chest. What a waste of pastries… or maybe not.
Yukimura Sanada.
Trapping him will be pretty fun, Yukimura would accidentally get caught up in one of your traps and bicker endlessly with you about it. Apparently, he was up early in the morning and was heading to the training grounds for an early morning workout, only to fall and end up trapped in one of your traps.
It was a hole in the ground that was covered as a disguise, it was not deep so he didn’t get hurt, but it also kept him there for a while, he had to make a fuss to get someone’s attention for help.
Sasuke.
Sasuke loves traps, as a ninja he has tried many different kinds of traps, and has installed many of them in the ceiling of Kasugayama. Since he knows them, it’s obvious that he wouldn’t get caught in them. Little did he know that you also went to the ceiling and planted your own traps.
Everyone in the castle could only hear loud noises from the ceiling, not understanding what it was. Later, you will find Sasuke getting out from the ceiling in your room, covered in small spikes. Nothing deadly but it still hurts.
Yoshimoto Imagawa.
Yoshimoto would be angry… he would hate it if he got dirty or if his clothes got messed up for being caught in one of your traps, and also because it’s too troublesome to deal with traps. Which is why a trap that includes getting him all dirty would make him… a bit mad.
He was just taking a stroll on the garden, wanting to look at the beauty of it, the flowers that were blooming, the river… he noticed a particularly strange flower. Yoshimoto will try to pull it, only to get hit by mud from your trap. You made it just for fun, but it got Yoshimoto really upset since it ruined one of his favorite kimonos.
Kanetsugu.
Oh… you should be careful with this one. If he sees fit to punish you for a trap, he will. Kanetsugu knows that you do it only for protection, but what if lord kenshin gets caught up in these?! He will have his point proven when he gets caught up in one of your traps, apparently it was a trap that, if triggered, would throw a bucket with water at the person.
He will be wet from head to toe, his arms crossed as he looked at you. Yeah… you were in for lots of nagging.
Lone forces.
Kennyo.
Kennyo understand your need to make traps in case someone tries invading them, but wouldn’t it be too dangerous? What if innocent people got caught up in them? He will notice this when he accidentally gets caught up in you. It was a net on the floor that, the moment you step on it, would suddenly trap the person in it. He got spooked at first, but managed to release himself by cutting the rope.
This trap could be dangerous for animals too… Kennyo will talk with you about it and how you should tone down with the traps.
Kichou.
He wouldn’t judge you for having traps, you shouldn’t trust him or anyone else. But he might scold you a bit if he gets caught up in one of them. The trap was a little dangerous, it would send small spikes if the trap was triggered, this was designed specially for enemies.
Kichou will easily avoid the spikes, easily deactivating your trap. He will find the idea interesting though.
Motonari Mouri.
Traps, huh? He likes them occasionally, but Motonari prefers to be more straightforward, he only uses them on elaborate plans. He will wonder what kinds of traps you can make with that head full of flowers. If he got caught up in one of them… he might get made.
Motonari was almost hit by a sandal when he opened the door to your shared room, though he quickly caught it. He will give you a glare… and then comes the punishment, a good smack on the butt should teach you. Even if it was by accident.
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