#Also as always idk how to draw and I'm just fucking around with design stuff I kinda like how he looks?? Idk outfit wise but I like him ;w;

[just-jordie-things]

omg i love the way u write jjk characters! i was reading ur work and had a scenario that i thought would be so fun to read from you if you like the idea! i was thinking abt if you got drunk with them at the school (like maybe all the students sneak to one persons dorm or something), how they would act drunk, how they would treat u, what would happen etc. my favs are toge and yuji but you could do whoever ofc!

ok idk if this is exactly what you were looking for but since i've wrtten a few fics now where drinking/partying was the theme, i'm gonna assign the jjk crews their party night roles lolol so enjoy

ITADORI YUUJI is the life of the party, obviously. he's the type to bring jello shots to the function and if no one wants them, he'll eat em all himself. he's the guy that you dare to do stuff as the night goes on. he's the guy that somehow, at the end of each party, is missing a shirt. did he go swimming? did someone spill on it? did he spill on it? (most likely) everyone laughs but no one really complains about it. he's always got a fun plan or game in mind to keep the night going, and everyone's happy to have him there.

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI is the shy-at-first guest. he's slow when he first gets there, and always claims he doesn't want to get too fucked up. he's got a never ending amount of excuses up his sleeve as to why he can't take that shot with you, or be your partner for beer pong. but give him an hour to warm up. he'll spend that time lining up a fire playlist and semi-mingling. the trick to getting him to loosen up? just a quick smoke first. don't jump on him with it, but if he sees a joint being passed around, he can't resist just a couple puffs. what's the harm, right? a couple puffs and he's giving in to whatever other party shenanigans come his way.

KUGISAKI NOBARA is in charge of the photography for the evening. everyone's instagrams and snapchat stories are well taken care of when she's around. in the early parts of the evening they're casual photos, fit checks, some candids of the laughing group as they play games or eat pizza. she's quite good with lighting and angles, and no one complains when she shoves her phone in their face. as the night goes on, she probably documents more than she should- toge drawing on yuuta's face while he's passed out, yuuji shirtless and covering himself in whipped cream on a dare- but it's always too funny to go through them the next day and delete half the evidence.

PANDA is the dancer. if he's drinking, he's dancing. it doesn't matter how many drinks are in his system. it doesn't matter if the music is particularly fun- or even playing. he's got too much excitement from hanging out with his friends and is down for a good time. he's also easy to coerce into pranking someone.

INUMAKI TOGE is the coercer of pranks. if someone passes out, he's always got a marker on him. he always has the best dares for truth or dare, and isn't afraid when others want to get their revenge. he's that class-clown energy at the party. sometimes it's annoying, but it's always undeniably funny. he definitely likes those tacky party favors from spencers. especially the big dick shaped syringes for taking shots. he's got a lot of sus 'party decorations'. but let's be real it's really fucking funny when he breaks out the newest one. also if he gets too drunk he will use his cursed speech for the sake of humor.

ZEN'IN MAKI is the bartender and general caretaker of the group. she's the best at mixed drinks and knows everyone's favorite, but always has something new to try. as the designated bartender she's also the one subtly making sure everyone is on a good track for the night. most of the time it just meant keeping an eye on yuuji and toge, reminding them to have some water every once in a while went a long way. and she's not afraid to cut you off if you're getting sloppy. i also think she'd roll the fattest, cleanest joints when she's not mixing drinks.

OKKOTSU YUUTA is the first to fall asleep. he's a good time, don't get me wrong. he loves the games and the dancing and the goofing around, but he's an overworked boy and... a bit of a lightweight. motherfucker takes two hits and is shaking his head the rest of the rotation. it's kinda cute that his eyes get all red after so little before he raids the snack table. maki knows he has a five drink limit before he either needs to drink water or rally or... as usual, he's slumped into the couch and snoozing away. it's a miracle that he can sleep so hard when the music is blasting and everyone has to yell to be heard- especially when it's itadori yelling. by the end of the night, someone's thrown a blanket over him, and toge's vandalized his face with permanent marker.

#THIS WAS SO FUN AAHHH HEHEHE #megumi brainrot #yuuji brainrot #nobara brainrot #maki brainrot #toge brainrot #yuuta brainrot #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fanfiction #jujtusu kaisen fanfiction #itadori yuuji x reader #fushiguro megumi x reader #inumaki toge x reader #okkotsu yuuta x reader

[phantomgrape]

Decided to draw a gijinka for Ghost!

Beneath this is an a version with clearer colors + a ramble about my design choices for them

First things first, this design is for like end of the game Ghost. I might make a few variations if requested but I really like how this one looks sooo idk.

I headcanon that in this design their hair was originally white but when they got the void heart it turned black! Their "face" is legit just a mask. All of my designs will have that, but specifically for Ghost it's covering their shade

ALSO their shoulder armor is supposed to be like a remnant of like a kings idol or like some piece of metal that they found and was like "ay this looks like it could make a nice armor piece. This goes for almost all of their armor pieces probably, maybe they acquired it over the course of the game (aka finding some ded kingsmold in the white palace??) The string that holds it also is the thing that holds their charms, but I didnt drew em cause I was lazy.

I tore the SHIT outta their cloak bc I can and also they are always jumping around and traveling n stuff so I figured they'd have some wear on it. O and one last thing, their hair is like bits of their shade peaking out from over the mask and their feet are just fucked up and pointy like that cause it's cool and I said so.

One last thing, I'm gonna make two more designs for Hornet and THK. Maybe a few others if I get requested to do so. Hope you guys like them!

#hollow knight #rambles #the hollow knight #hollow knight gijinka #hollow knight ghost #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight art #digital illustration #digital art #gijinka #grapes silly art

[inkblot22]

I agree!! aftermaths are ALWAYS my favourite to read during forced pregnancy stories and I actually hate when it ends with the yandere impregnating darling like how do u know if she truly got pregnant? where’s the horror in finding out you’re carrying your rapist’s child(ren)? how does reader deal with that? how does the yandere react to that? (I’m sure he knows but finding out the news from you yourself would surely elicit different emotions) how does he react when you say you wanna get rid of it? how do they both cope as parents? sooo many possibilities!! I’m glad to know the story I requested will not end with epel just impregnating darling!! thank you sm for that <3

also seeing as how both you and the other anon rank epel low I hope to see he be ranked higher in the future >:3

- epel felmier anon 🍎💜

ALL the freaking possibilities! The machinations of the yandere's mind when the baby-trapping (consensual or not) isn't received well is bound to be endlessly fascinating. Idk, stories work well sometimes if you let the reader imagine the hopelessness of a situation, but they work even better if you showcase it.

I'm putting the other stuff under a cut because I'm about to go on a bit of a tangent. Also, I have not read book seven yet, if anyone spoils it, I will temporarily block you until after I have read it.

I ranked Epel a C the first time because I didn't know anything about him at the time, almost every character save for the ones I really loved the designs for were lower than I would put them today, and frankly some were higher. I've done another tier list, this is not the old one. I have a pretty high opinion of most of the characters regardless of their ranking, here's the maker I used.

Okay, so, I feel the need to specifically explain Crewel: I don't like being treated like a dog. Pet play is not my thing, and I do not understand the hype surrounding him whatsoever. Why would I want to hang out with someone who probably smells like a really strong, expensive cologne and refuses to call me anything other than "good boy"? No thanks, y'all can have him. Crowley is self-explanatory.

Riddle, Silver, and Lucius all have their good qualities, I will admit. But I'm the type of person who would avoid both of the people for varying reasons (Riddle is annoying, I don't like being bothered when I'm minding my own fucking business because I'm "breaking the rules" and I don't want to wake up Silver and I don't know enough about him,) and I would get irrationally mad at Lucius for always getting into fights with Grim.

C tier is somewhat similar to D for me. I'd very likely not go out of my way to interact with these guys, but they're either more approachable or less irritating than D tier. I'm sure you can see a trend with at least two of them, but most of these mfs are too high energy or too intense. Sebek is here because while I don't like petplay, I do like degradation and I think he would be excellent at that, given his usual temperament and opinion on humans. Deuce is there because I find him to be a very one-note character. Everyone in this game is well-written, but not everyone can be interesting. Trein is here because I know I'd be constantly getting in trouble in his class for drawing instead of paying attention. By the way, when did people who were 50 become old? Idk I consider old to be like 70+ but maybe that's just because of the people I grew up around.

B tier is characters that I am aware I am sleeping on, with the bonus of Vargas, who I actually like quite a bit. Not enough to put him in higher than B tier, though. Ortho and Idia are sort of a package deal, but I do like Ortho less than I like Idia. Azul pisses me off but I am a sucker for a pathetic man.

EPEL!!! THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!! Epel is like Deuce, if Deuce had more of a twisted view of himself. Reading though his little dilemma in book 5 didn't make me sympathize, but it did endear him to me. I can understand getting upset because you are literally unable to express yourself in a way that you would like because of reasons outside of your control. Beyond that, I love it when characters have a secret rough side (sorry Deuce.) Two-faced characters are my favorite thing.

A tier is characters I would like to put in S but I am too scared of them to do so. While C and lower are characters I would avoid because they're annoying, A tier is literally just characters I would avoid because they're freaky. I think people forget that the first interaction we have with Leona is him threatening to beat the shit out of us because we accidentally tripped on his tail. While Trey is sweet, he's the absolute definition of a two-faced character and he's way too observant to be comfortable around. Idk, maybe that makes him boyfriend material. I feel like anyone who has been on this blog at this point already understands my viewpoint of Jade, Floyd, and Rook. They scare the mess out of me and I love them for that.

With S tier, I'm actually going to specify a couple things: Sam is up there because I know I'd constantly be in his shop, buying things with thaumarks I should save just because I know his shop would smell like home. I feel like where a lot of people see Sam and think "this man can FUCK," I see Sam and think "big brother material." The sibling that I am closest to is literally just barely a year younger than Sam. Also, to clarify, I'm Black with family from the south. Grim is also sibling material. He's like a little brother, and I love him for that even though he pisses me off.

Now back to the WHORE KNEE. I very desperately want to bring my personal Vil series to this blog. I think maybe someone else would enjoy it, because what's more lovely than a man who sees what he wants in a person that isn't what he wants but forces to be what he wants anyway? I love that shit. Lilia is prime fodder for coercion fics, and I'd love to see more of those because he's very wise (because he's old as hell) and he's had a lot of practice at being a sweet talker. I think with a gullible reader?? Oh my god??? I'm not shy about my opinion on Malleus, Jamil, and Idia, and I think I talk about Idia a bit too much. Jamil stole my heart from the minute he was all sweet and kind in book 4 because he is so obviously two-faced that only the overly trusting would fall for that. Also, Jafar was something of an awakening for me. Who cares about Aladdin? I want the old man. As for Malleus, I like that he fills out the gap moe trope, but not overly so. He absolutely strikes me as the type to assume he knows best for both parties involved, and if he doesn't assume, he decides for you.

Anyway, knowing me, this list will have switched all over the place in a month's time. Thanks for reading my garbled nonsense.

#twisted wonderland #tw: dark content #tw: dark themes #tw: yandere #twst #the blot talks! #the blot gets personal??? #the blot rants! #anon asks #anon answered #thank you for sending an ask!! #disney twst #yandere #this is really long #i'm so sorry

[japhan2024]

💛Smoshblr December Asks Final Day💙

We‘ve done it! We’ve finally reached the end of this lil ask game and also the end of 2023! 🥳 Thank you so much for joining in on this, I truly appreciate it so much 🫶! I wish you a wonderful start into the new year and that all your hopes and dreams for 2024 will come true! ✨💞

But, since the year isn’t quite over yet, I thought this might be a nice time to reminisce a little bit. Therefore, the final question of the Smoshblr December Asks Game:

What are your favourite smosh-related memories of 2023? 💖

(no specific amount required for this one; and you can ofc also include older smosh memories, if you want to 🤗)

Stella!! I'm so gonna miss getting your asks every day in my inbox T_T thank you so much for making this month extra special and festive, it was absolutely wonderful waking up knowing there would be a new one waiting!!! <3

My favorite Smosh-related memory? Well, idk, I read a really great fanfic, but it was a bit out there, a bit too sentimental and unrealistic... it goes like this:

Friendship always wins

The sun scorched the suburbs of Sacramento. The neighborhood looked like if a stock photo had a heroine problem. Bored out of their minds, two sixth graders got grouped together for a school project.

"Here, let me draw some turds on the trash pile."

"I'll add flies."

"Hehehe, yeah that looks better."

The two kids, Ian and Anthony, connected through their shared humor, which ranged from Beavis and Butthead to Home Alone to Southpark, and to whatever was on the internet in that godforsaken time pre-2005.

The oldest one, Anthony, came from a broken home. He had to grow up fast and take care of his siblings and mom. The only times he could really be a kid and fuck around, was with his best friend Ian. Feeling nurtured by Ian's mom and dad, and constantly laughing at Ian's jokes, his happiness was there, with Ian. He could get through working hard, as long as he had Ian to go back to and have fun.

Their nerdy friend group were all into internet humor and Anthony came up with the idea of having a forum for them all to shitpost on and share their creations and collaborate.

But then he got sick. Really sick. He couldn't go to school, had to stay home for six months. He felt so isolated, not seeing his friends, most of all Ian. But Ian showed up at his house with a get well soon card. It was signed by everyone from his class. He could cry, he was so happy with this symbol of friendship. It kept him going the rest of the months. He put his time and energy into coding and learning how to do graphic design.

Smosh was born and it took off. First the website was just for them; Ian, Anthony, and their friends. It had stuff like articles, memes and videos. But soon the whole school was frequenting the site. News traveled outside the school even, and before they knew it, Smosh was an internet phenomenon. After they graduated, Ian and Anthony chose to keep the website going. Just for fun. And they got some money from merch they would distribute themselves.

One day, they saw that one of their videos was pirated and hosted on some new platform: YouTube. That gave them an idea: why not host all their videos there? It was free after all. Being at the right place at the right time, with the right kind of humor and the right kind of raw talent, Smosh was propelled to be one of the biggest YouTube channels there were. They even became the biggest one. However, with success also comes vultures, ready to take everything from you...

A company introduced themselves to Ian and Anthony and promised them the world: give Smosh to us, and you will only have to worry about making videos. We will take care of everything else. It sounded too good to be true. And sadly, it was. For even though at first, Ian and Anthony had more fun than ever, coming up with bigger and funnier videos than ever, they soon found out they were not in control anymore.

Anthony, who had always fought to stay in control of things; his family, his health, his whole life... it was very hard to see his creation being contorted and mutilated into something he didn't want it to be. And he grew to hate it. That hate spread everywhere, even towards his best friend, who kept trying to tell him "man, let's take the losses and be happy we have this job, we could have still been in Sacramento with nowhere to go."

But Anthony had had it.

"Ian, come with me, let's start a new channel, just the two of us."

"Anthony... I can't. It doesn't make any sense business wise. I know it's not ideal, but please, Anthony, stay?"

After years and years of putting his all into the company, Anthony couldn't do it anymore. He quit Smosh, and a shockwave went through the entire fandom that had built around it.

Smosh was still going. But you see, money and power got involved, and Ian and Anthony had lost sight of each other... they tried to hold on, you could see it clear as day, but they were ripped apart by the greed of the soulless company, which is a tautology, if you think about it.

Both guys were heartbroken. Still sneaking glances at each other, but not able to speak. Too much had happened between them.

And then the company went bankrupt and Smosh was in mortal danger. Ian, who had fought to keep the brand alive ever since Anthony left, fought as hard as he could to find someone to buy it, who wouldn't just sell it off for parts like an old car. Luckily, a YouTuber duo who knew Smosh from afar, stepped in and saved the day. Thanks to them and to Ian, Smosh survived. But was it really still Smosh? What was Smosh if it wasn't Ian and Anthony?

In the meantime, Anthony had rebooted his personal YouTube channel and through trial and error found success. Nothing like Smosh, of course, but impressive nonetheless.

Apart from each other, Ian and Anthony persevered. But they were still heartbroken and in need of something. That something was each other of course. And finally, years later, they met again. And they were both surprised. They had both healed and grown enough to see each other and talk freely, like adults. And they were surprised to see how well they still clicked.

It was like they were the same friends they had been all those years ago, but eve better. The slogan they had come up with all those years, finally rang true again, more than it had ever done. Friendship always wins.

And as they reconnected more and more, one faithful day, one of them said..

"what if we bought Smosh?"

And at that moment, their family was no longer broken, they were reunited and Anthony suddenly had a lot more 'kids' to take care of. But he was so happy, so happy to be with Ian again. He was finally fulfilled.

#smoshblr december asks #smosh #fanfic #ianthony

[mass-convergence]

This is actually a positive post for once.

Anyway, I really love humanity and it's all because of that goddamn S symbol children have scrawled over their notebooks for decades now. Let me explain.

Okay to head some of this off at the pass: I'm aware of the singular explanations. Specifically the Stussy thing, the "superman logo", etc. I just watched this video by LEMMiNO which I think has some pretty good theories, including some I hadn't heard of before. Using a single source for all my info on this ... generally not good ... but legit this is a thing about a doodle I used to do. If you're interested, you can certainly leap into the rabbit hole.

So anyway, stuff I hadn't heard before: How the S was a popular way to stylize an S in graffiti. This shit has been around since at least the 1800s as seen in a book by a princeton professor. Some people in the comments section had found examples of the general pattern being used in paintings as far back as the 1500s.

My fascination is with the ubiquity of it, and people's intensive, yet ultimately fruitless, attempts to find a single point of origin for the pattern. How people don't even remember how they even started doodling it. They say "I learned it from a friend who learned it from another friend who learned it from another friend ... who idk who he learned it from".

Honestly? The simplest answer really is: as humans, and especially as bored children, we love doodling shit. We love making our silly little patterns in the margins of notebooks. And (as referenced in the video) - humanity's had a long and proud history of just making intricate and repeating patterns out of things because it looks nice.

And that simplest answer: that it likely just developed organically with no real singular source. I don't know, it's just kind of having a profound affect on me. Yes I'm philosophizing about a doodle.

It feels profound to me because we live on this huge ass planet with 8 billion other people. However, no matter where we are, we all make our silly little doodles and at some point, someone comes up with the fucking "S" and teaches it to their entire class. It's very pleasing to draw, very easy to draw, and it looks really cool so of course people are going to doodle it literally everywhere. My notebooks were filled with that damn S and also a bunch of zigzag designs (shout out to my english professor for calling me out on that by calling me the "Zig Zag Queen of the Front Table" I wear that title proudly).

My other fascination with the S phenomenon is that we're always looking for an explanation as to why something happened. We always need a story, a neat little narrative. My writer brain goes off about how the S could be some occult symbol being subconsciously implanted by a slumbering eldritch god who's just waiting to be summoned by some 5th grader in Chadron, Nebraska. Or y'know ... Stussy I guess.

I mean think about the pyramids and all the (granted: incredibly racist and colonialist) theories about that*. Oh yes. The reason why civilizations on different continents who had absolutely zero interactions with each other made pyramids is because aliens did it. It's definitely got nothing to do with the fact that we all, fundamentally, likely have similar thought processes and reasoning: Thing with giant base = super duper stable = I can make a huge ass structure out of this. And we all like making giant buildings to worship, it's like fundamental to human existence that we've gotta make big shit and leave our mark.

But that's not interesting, that doesn't seem fulfilling, it doesn't seem complete. It can't be that we're a lot more connected than we all realize. It's gotta be the goddamn aliens. Or Stussy.

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*I want to plainly express that those theories are incredibly racist and are rooted in the general colonialist BS about how those civilizations couldn't possibly be "smart" or "developed" enough or whatever. We can't forget that fact. This is definitely an entrenched belief that's still doing harm to this day and people need to fucking stop. Just because I mentioned I was "fascinated" about a particular aspect of human nature doesn't make me any less disgusted by the fucking "aliens" theory.

#long post #seriously I'm having a moment ... a good moment #the universal S #We really do love our silly little doodles don't we

[stanfordsassistant]

...Hello, Hello? Is this thing on? *Taps Microphone...*

Ooh, Seems like it is! Hello there!

🩷 - I'm Dewey :D I'm semi- new to the tumblr art community, so.. Hi!

🩷 - I'll prolly mess around or post random sillies i thought abt w my bestie @cervenyx (go look at him rn he is so fucking funny )

🩷 - Lets go over the fandoms I'm in... I really like Gravity Falls, FNAF, Professor Layton, Dexter, Lupin III, and Horror Media!! Any of it! Gimme! I also like other things but I prioritize Gravity Falls and FNAF the most as of rn :)

🩷 - Anyway, I'm transmasc + gay! I use he/him pronouns :]!

🩷 - I have a few tags and links! Let's go over them, ey? I got a drawme! Idk how it works but if u wanna send in some stuff feel free to :3 I might reply here and and there! My random rambling tag is #🐾 puppy barks ! My art tag is #🐾 puppy arts!!

🩷 - if I accidentally follow ur blog and im in ur dni I apologize :[ I struggle w remembering to check D: Just soft remove or do whatever makes u most comfortable :) Or dm and I'll unfollow :) I try to keep my eyes out but yk, criteria things.

🩷 - I'm always willing to be mutuals ! I'm always shy and nervous to interact first so ahaha, apologies. I have that little bug in my head called social anxiety :p

🩷 - My reader, I'll be real w you rn, my Self insert/guy i draw w the sillies on occasion is literally the same all the time in each fandom. The only thing that changes is his personality lmao, and outfits I guess. I'm a simple guy with simple design attachments :p

❌ - Stg-- if you are a BEETLEBABES ENJOYER, PROSHIPPER, COMSHIPPER, or anything else thats fuckinggn YUCKY or GROSS like fall into the basic dni criteria and shit like that get off my page :3 Just go explode :D *twirls hair* I put a pipe bomb in ur mailbox uwu

#🐾 puppy barks #pinned post #intro #proshitters dni #proshippers dni #beetlebabes dni

[vlkodddlak]

For shockwave!

15. Does this tf character ever make anything creative (e.g. writing, drawing, sculpturing)? If so, do they show other people what they’ve made?

16. What do you think this tf character’s opinions regarding humankind is?

THANK U FOR ASKING!! your ask game is super cool!!

im gonna go with tfp shockwave cause he's my fave. my version of him isnt that scary and evil he's just kind of a guy who likes to play around with science and engineering, doesnt know basic safety, and is bad at socializing. he's still kind of a cartoon type villain tho

15. ohh he's creative for sure. it's not always that obvious, but i do like to think that shockwave likes to create things for fun sometimes. about 98% of the stuff he works on are projects that will help the decepticon cause, but he does occassionally get a spark of creativity and decides to make something for himself. it's not art in a traditional sense, like poetry, music, etc, but it's enough to count as art (in my opinion)

the 'art' he creates may include stuff like: 1) creating little gadgets that have no practical use, they just look cool

2) playing with chemicals just to get some interesting reaction. like putting some liquids together just cause it makes them change colors in a pretty way or something

3) adding decorative designs to his creations, again, simply for the esthetics

ok ok i know these sound silly, but when you think about the fact that shockwave is a serious, 'logical' character and not someone artsy, these little actions DO count as creative! think about it!!

he NEVER shows others, tho. it's not that he's insecure about his craft, it's simply not something that he wants to share. i wouldnt say that the creative things he does are personal (he probably doesnt see any artistic value in his little projects, it's just for fun after all) but his art comes from feelings and thoughts deep within him that even he doesn't like to admit (like idk... the fact that he can be happy and enjoy something? no one should know that! 😡). basically, he's not comfortable showing his creativity to others, unless it's someone he knows for a long time and absolutely trusts, which isnt a lot of people...sigh hes so weird

16. oh he couldn't care less. like, fr. i mean if the decepticons want to transform Earth and eradicate all life including humans then he'll just... go along with it yknow? his main focus is helping megatron, it's all he really cares about....BUT! i do think that there's a chance he COULD develop some sort of care for humanity? i can't say it confidently, but i do think he would be able to connect with humans through his favorite things - science and technology!

human technology is WAY behind cybertronian one, but shockwave might find himself curious about it! well, to be specific, he would find interest in HOW humans came to their discoveries and research. humans are such a small, young species after all! how come they've done and discovered so much in so little time? (this is all relatively speaking lol)

of course, over time he would be interested in more than just human technology. he would also look into human history, art, language...probably anything regarding humans. if he's focused on something, he is focused A LOT. shockwave human hyperfixation real

eventually his slight interest for human science would turn into fascination and later... appreciation? maybe? it would take him a pretty long time and he would definitely need someone or something (preferably a human friend) to convince him to even look into human stuff, since he doesnt view humanity as anything important from the start... but yea! i like to think that this big purple mf would go from "humans small and weak and stupid and unimportant" to "humans small and weak...and kinda cool"

ahhh i can't believe i wrote so much omg.... embarrassing! 😞😞anyway yea shockwave is my fucking fictional fidget toy, whenever i'm bored i poke him and squish him in my brain

#transformers #hes so #AGHHH #hes my best friend..

[bhawk-goose]

I randomly decided to rank a bunch of FNaF animatronics based on how much I'd want them at a party. Backseat also did something like this but he used a number system and had a math system, while I'm using a tier list and am a dumbass who's never played a FNaF game and just knows about them from Youtube Videos.

I won't be doing stuff from Ruin since I haven't watched any videos on it(no spoilers), and if there's any new animatronics from HW 2 I won't be including them either for the same reason. I'm using an online tier list so if I miss any from other games blame Random Internet Used #37. I'll also be making this under the assumption that if the animatronics were murderous or otherwise evil before, they've been rehabilitated, and that animatronics will be operating alone. Also I'll only be using the pictures in the tier list and memory for visual reference, so if I say something about how one of them looks that you don't agree with, it may just be the image used in the tier list.

Starting with OG Freddy(OG in release order, not chronological order). He looks friendly, he can sing, and he's the mascot, and has lots of experience since he also entertained in an older location before FNaF 2(I think, it's been a while since I've watched a lore video but I'm pretty sure he's the repaired version of withered Freddy). S tier.

Next is OG Bonnie. He's got the same amound of experience as OG Freddy and presumably the same musical talent, but he uses guitar which, makes him more versatile since he can use the guitar to entertain without drawing attention. He would be S+, but he loses points for, at least in the picture used for the tier list, doesn't look as friendly, and doesn't get the bonus Freddy did for being the mascot.

OG Chica isn't nearly as good as the other OGs. She's an ugly shade of yellow, no musical talent, annoying in the kitchen(banging pots and pans together isn't evil, just annoying, so I'm assuming she still does that), and for some reason still thinks she belongs on stage. I do love food tho and I've always assumed she serves the pizza(since she doesn't seem quite advanced enough to actually cook) so she's bumped up to B tier.

The last of the OGs is Foxy(kinda, Golden Freddy's still left but they aren't really part of the main group). He's supposed to be a pirate but the eyepatch doesn't even wrap all the way around his head, and from what I remember his hook looks actually pointy. I doubt it's that sharp, but it still seems like it could easily catch and damage baggy clothing if you try to get a picture with him, so that's not a very good start. He's also heavily damaged, with most of his legs just being bare endo, but that's not really an issue since he somehow has no exposed wiring. C tier.

OG Golden Freddy may seem like an easy F tier since he can't even move, but he is shown to be able to teleport and create illusions(the poster), So even if he can't make any illusions bigger than a poster he could still be cool if you just give him some paper, he could just make a 2d character and communicate through them with speach bubbles. Even if he can't make them move he could make it more like a comic and change the illusion to new panels. S+ tier.

Onto the Toys, Toy Freddy looks friendly, can sing, plays video games, AND is shit at them, which makes him a good entertainer and relatable, but the voice is just way too annoying. I'm fine with him sounding cartoony, but he sounds like someone was mocking cartoon voices and going over the top, and then someone else mocked THEM. F tier.

Toy Bonnie's visual design is a bit much, but it's not nearly as bad as Toy Freddy's voice, and I'm assuming he doesn't also have the voice issue, but I haven't heard his UCN lines so IDK for sure. He's presumably good with his guitar, he's a nice shade of blue, AND he can recognize criminals, which I'm assuming he'll only act on when it's a bad crime and not fucking throw someone out the window cuz they stole a chocolate bar when they were four. S tier.

Toy Chica's pretty simple. She's a nice shade of yellow, has a cupcake despite not being associated with food anymore, and that's about it. She's pretty average, B tier.

Mangle is probably the most damaged animatronic in the series, but somehow doesn't have any exposed wiring. Because of that I'm assuming they don't have any wiring at all, meaning they're waterproof, so they'd work pretty well in a pool. Combined with the fact that they're two animatronics in one with the extra endo head(even if it isn't sentient on its own they could still use it as a puppet) puts them in S tier.

Withered Freddy is pretty good for the most part. I prefer his boxy shape over Freddy's more rounded one, and he has buttons which make his torso seem way less empty. He does have a bunch of exposed wiring, but that's not as much of a downside as it would be for someone like Sun who needs to get up close to do his job, since Freddy sings. Still a bit of a downside, putting them in A tier(somehow the first A tier)

I initially thought Withered Bonnie would be the first F tier since he's missing an arm, but a quick google search revealed that there are one-armed guitarists, so assuming Withered Bonnie could learn to play with one hand him missing an arm isn't actually a downside. He's also missing the covering on his hand, which while I haven't tried to play guitar with mittens on, I imagine it's easier to do it without them. I also imagine it's harder to play guitar with one hand, but OG Bonnie just has a better color, so A tier.

Withered Chica has a way better color than OG Chica, but that's about it. They're missing both hands so while they may be able to carry food with just their arms the long exposed wires could be dangerous, especially if the food's greasy. B tier.

Withered Foxy is pretty similar to OG Foxy and I don't think he even has any exposed wiring, though he looks cooler so B tier.

Puppet's kinda basic. They seem good for their role, but their role is giving people gifts, which is already what my friends and relatives would be doing for my birthday, D tier.

Withered Golden Freddy. Just normal Golden Freddy but he has exposed wiring and no illusions. D tier.

IDK enough about Shadow Freddy to properly rank him, but I'll do my best. I don't think he's real, meaning no risk of harm, but he's still visible on cameras so pictures are still an option, and him not being physical actually makes more options for pictures. He's also a nice shade of purple, but the glowing eyes and teeth don't really work well with the design and he presumably can't move, B tier.

Shadow Bonnie's just Shadow Freddy but they're a rabbit that's hard to see and it's unclear if they appear on cameras, but even if they do they're still D tier.

Balloon Boy has a repetitive laugh with no emotion behind it, may have only one balloon, but it may actually just be part of him, in which case he has no balloons. D tier

JJ is Balloon Boy but they don't even have a reason to have a balloon. They are a better shade of purple and I'm less likely to remember that I decided to have THEM at my birthday party out of all the animatronics. C tier.

Endo 2. IDK why they're here when Endo 1 isn't, or how they act, or if they act at all, or anything else. B tier by default.

Like I said I'm operating under the assumption that any animatronics which used to be evil are no longer evil, but Springtrap killed 6 kids(I think, maybe 5). I'm 13, I can't just have a party with someone who did that and not have it be akward, even if they're a good person now. Combined with the fact that they have a corpse inside them which may or may not still have blood they're the second F tier.

I'm assuming that none of the phantoms are physical, and I think Phantom Freddy has the best photo opportunities due to him not being nearly as damaged as some of the others while still being somewhat large. A tier.

I don't remember Watermelon being damaged at all, but she also just doesn't really look good. B tier.

Phantom Foxy's damage actually helps him here. I originally thought that being less damaged would help but thinking about it I think they just have different photo opportunities, so they're sharing A tier

Phantom Mangle doesn't really look damaged like Phantom Foxy, they just look like metal spaghetti, though at least they could still look cool climbing around. D tier.

Phantom Puppet's just too skinny for any cool photos that I couldn't get with normal Puppet. Still way better than Toy Freddy and Springtrap tho, so D tier.

Phantom Balloon Boy is a lot like Phantom Puppet, no unique photo opportunities. D tier.

With the nightmares I'll be assuming they're physical since they are in UCN. I know they mention that they were "given flesh", presumably for UCN, but I'm just assuming they kept their flesh. Nightmare Freddy is kinda meh on his own, but he has three freddles which seem cute in the context of them not screaming at you and summoning a guy that kills you. S tier.

Nightmare Bonnie's just meh, B tier.

Nightmare Chica is kinda like Nightmare Freddy but only one little friend, and while nightmare cupcake is cooler they don't seem like they could do much other than sit there and chew stuff. Still cute tho, so A tier.

Nightmare Foxy just looks cool as fuck. His hook looks just as sharp as OG Foxy but with him it fits. S tier.

Nightmare Fredbear looks kinda cool, but not as cool as Nightmare Foxy, and his belly mouth's just weird, but not weird enough to bring him down a tier. A tier.

Nightmare no last name given is just Nightmare Fredbear but black and transparent for no reason, C tier.

Plushtrap is like Freddy's Freddles but it's just one and the one's an ugly shade of green. C tier.

Nightmarionnette would be C tier, but in Help Wanted I'm pretty sure they can make tentacles that reach out of dark areas somehow which gives them much better reach, but aside from that they're boring and don't look good, A tier

Jack-o-Bonnie and Chica are pretty similar. I'm assuming, based on Jack-o-Chica's mechanic in UCN that they only appear in high temparature which is just annoying. If I picked either of these I'd have to keep the heater on just for them to actually be there. Though them being able to clone themselves is nice, so both go in C tier.

There are quite a few more but I'm getting tired so I'll stop here.

[yndigot]

I'm just filling it out because I need input and my solution is to create output

01. Jeremiah Jericho - yes that's a fucking lot of name. He's been around for a good 20+ years in little snippets of story that I've never quite made into anything substantial.

02. The newest character who is like ... genuinely an OC not tied to any fandom nonsense? I think it's probably Iris the flower person.

03. Either Rob Tierney, eternal fuckup, or Nando & Chente & JC, who exist only as a unit.

04. ??? They're almost all masculine. I don't draw/design them, they are created to fit into a particular stories.

05. They almost never emerge independent of some kind of larger story idea. So they develop to fit the story I'm trying to tell.

06. I just start writing and eventually I get to know them better. Sometimes it's fun to look at those lists of character questions and see if I know them well enough to answer like ... what music they listen to or what they'd do in a particular situation, but I don't necessarily feel the need to know them that well to write about them.

07. No? They exist in my stories. IDK why I'd ship them with someone else's characters. (This questionnaire might be geared toward more fannish stuff than I'm imagining as I answer this.)

08. I've never really decided whether there's something sexual going on between Chente and JC, but I like the idea of it. Also, Iris and their current partner/caretaker. I've never fully got a handle on their dynamic, but there's deep love there.

09. I mean ... obviously the genderless flower person who lies down in a field and "dies"/becomes dormant each winter and then pops back up out of the ground in a new human form each spring.

10. IDK, JC's dad? I don't tend to write stories with villains. I write stories where the characters need to overcome their own fuckups and hangups and personal shit. JC's dad is a shitstain, though.

11. I don't consider myself nice or mean to them. I don't tend to think of myself as doing something to them. It feels more like recording/figuring out what they're up to.

12. Chavela dies. IDK that I think of it as me killing her, but she dies.

13. The whole premise of Rob is that he's going to be a father and he's a fuck up who needs to get his shit together. Generally the characters that are my focal points don't have kids, but I also created their parents, so ... I have also created parental characters. Chavela has Chente and Nando, but she's not the focus because she's already dead.

14. I created this whole cult that was loosely based on the Book of Samuel, but creating the court of Saul and then David as a modern cult was more exciting than doing anything with them once they existed.

15. Iris. I fucking wish Iris came more easily because I really think there's something there.

16. Yikes. I write short characters only. Everyone is tiny.

17. Iris is both immortal/eternal and reborn every year, so they are always both the oldest and the youngest.

18. I don't think I dislike any of them because otherwise I wouldn't write about them? I'm literally doing this because I want to.

19. I mean, most every (lead) character is a self insert to a greater or lesser degree for me, but nothing overt since fannish stuff when I was in about 6th grade.

20. I regret not feeling comfortable writing about Iris's relationship to gender. I'm not sure if that's a development issue or what, but I find it frustrating and wish I knew how to go back and fix it. I also kind of regret not figuring out what JC's deal is with gender.

21. People found Iris sexy. I didn't see that coming, especially from my very straight teacher.

22. I have a deeper compassion for Chavela than I thought I would.

#writing

[catzgam3rz]

This came to me after watching the Mighty Nein talk with Essek in Episode 124 please just take it ;w;

(loosely quoting a clip of Brennen Lee Mulligan talking about Emily Axford as a D&D player)

#rambles #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #essek thelyss #critical role essek #specifically this is about Vess Darogna or however her name is spelt lmao #sometimes the adventurers who showed you the path to redemption #also come to you under suspicion for the murder of a past conspirator that might lead to you being caught by the law #just mighty nein things <3 #Also as always idk how to draw and I'm just fucking around with design stuff I kinda like how he looks?? Idk outfit wise but I like him ;w; #I apologies in advance for any typos btw I am very tired ;w; #critical role fanart #comics #my art

[heathersgameoftag]

SURPRIIIIISE SHAWTY it was a double whammy. i remade the first ever TAG drawing i made. as you can see over the past three years (fuck) a lot has changed since my first concept. Veronica's bigender, Duke wears red, and oh worm..... new Mac design dropped???? 😳

anyway long paragraphs below

i'm around 40 followers away from 2000 followers on this blog (i've been kinda stuck around 1950 followers for a while now, it keeps going up and down lmao) so i guess this is a little thank you from me for sticking around for this long to read a silly AU that i've become so fixated on. even when the day comes that i no longer am interested in this AU (which will be a long time from now dw) i'll still have a very special place for it in my heart. i wouldn't be planning to rewrite it as its own novel if it wasn't so important to me.

i know lately my blog has calmed down a LOT from its initial launch in 2018. i've also had some personal stuff happen relating to it that has sucked a bit of enjoyment out of it (nothing to do with any of y'all!!! it's a very personal thing). but even though things have calmed and i struggle to answer asks as well as i used to (sorry for all the unanswered asks, it's nothing personal i promise) i still check my notifs for this blog daily and i always love seeing comments and reactions to my fics and drawings. it really means the world to me and it's the main thing keeping me going with this AU.

i do want to apologise if it feels like i've been a lot more quieter or distant from this blog though. idk if anyone has noticed anything but i definitely feel like i haven't been doing enough to keep y'alls enjoyment lately. i even get worried that my fics aren't interesting anymore since we're past the 'useless gay pining' stage and are onto the 'useless gays making a weird relationship work' stage, and i feel like it's not what most people want to see. idk if that's true, but it's what it feels like. but i also know that a lot of it is probably in my head. i still get comments and love and kudos from y'all and that should be and is enough for me, and i'll always be super appreciative of that.

i would like to maybe bring a bit more life to this blog again. if you ever wonder why i may not reply to asks, its because i'm just unsure how to answer. i get very few asks relating to TAG these days, which is fine, don't get me wrong, but it's difficult for me to give a good answer to something that could easily be its own headcanon post or otherwise. this isn't me complaining btw, i'm saying if you're one of the people sending me hcs, especially on anon, i'm recommending you put yourself out there on your own blogs !!!! i know it's nerve-wracking but i always see good stuff in there. i don't want it stuck on my blog where you won't get any credit, you deserve recognition :]

anyway, like i said, i want to bring more life to this blog again. i'm much more likely to answer asks relating to my au. it brings me a lot of dopamine and motivates me to actually get around to it. so if anyone wants to go ahead and do that, then i'd be happy to do it <3

again, a huge thank you to everyone who has been reading or has read TAG, even if you've lost interest in it, the fact that it caught your eye for some time means the world to me. i appreciate all of y'all sm <3

#tag au #tag art #heathers #heathers the musical #heather chandler #heather duke #heather mcnamara #veronica sawyer #chansaw #chanduke #chandlamara #mcduke #dukesaw #mcnamawyer #poly heathers #heathers art #heathers fanart #flower squad

[calpalsworld]

Not "autistic anon," but also autistic, (being called maybe ableist made me want to put this out there before go to bed) i thought Zane was depicted that way purposefully by the writers. He has stereotypical traits like taking things literally, and has an actual humor switch. The writers have done things with Zane before like have him lose bodily autonomy (during that one Wu's teas short) and did something with his voice be it making him unable to be understood or talking too loud and the forced pirate voice by Jay. (what you're doing isn't too different from that, right?) I thought it was just a little iffy to distort his body and memory bc that could be interpreted as something not that I'm sure what exactly, it's some kind of disability. I dunno. I'm not good with putting this to words. I hope this makes sense.

Sorry I went to bed but now I’m awake 😭

Also I ended up totally spilling all my thoughts here rather than only specifically replying to you please forgive me context: my scary zane concept design, & my ninjago rewrite i refer to a lot 

Im a little confused but I think I get what you're saying? You're saying the Ninjago writers absolutely DON'T write Zane well (you listed examples of this) and you don't want me to fall into the same trap?

I had the opposite logic earlier. I thought: If Ninjago writers made Zane have stereotypical autisitic traits while also being a dehumanized robot, I may as well embrace it, say he is autistic blatantly, while also making him do funny/cool non-human robot things, so its clear as possible the two aspects of his character are literal and separate and not a metaphor for each other. But you're right! I do have a choice and I dont have to embrace things! :)

Like there were a couple ways I was gonna reject the original, for example, I never wanted Zane to have a funny switch, and I hated how other characters could fuck with Zane and he didn't even care 😬. I want to change that stuff. So youre right, if I am changing shit like that, it would be counterproductive for ME to GIVE him MORE traits along that theme. 😬😬😬 I should try to feel less obligated to portray Zane like he originally is. I still like the concept of "scary zane" (for reasons i explain below the cut) but I might tone it down a bit like with the claws and weird proportions and shit. I’d def make him look more skeletal and undead. That was my original intention, but i didnt execute it as good as I could have.... idk if anyone could tell thats what he was supposed to be like...my bad! But rn I dont wanna redesign him I wanna draw other stuff like normal alive Zane. Sorry LMAO 😳. Like I said in some earlier asks I think, I think Im gonna focus rn on how I should portray season 1 normal not dead Zane so thank you and feel free to share any other Zane thoughts ^_^ SOME OTHER THOUGHTS:

Also I Wanna Argue Some Stuff But I Understand its a Weak Argument Since All of This Context was Just In My Brain (so don't take this as an argument, just as me rambling): I don't want messed up things to happen to Zane and for it to just be ignored. I think if Zane is going to have fucked up things happen to him, as all characters must, its best for it to happen during a season where he actually addresses his feelings about being a robot (learning to accept that he will always be himself, regardless if hes "human" or the "original" or whatever. (thats how I always interpreted his emotions)). But I wouldn't have the other Ninja be very phased by Zane's looks because the whole point is they already love who he is (seasons 1-3 were about getting to know Zane) and now Zane himself just has to learn the physical, robot part of him is okay. Its about person-hood rather than humanity. Because the season focuses around Zane's soul, and because he lost his original body, I feel like I could mess around with his current, temporary body and have fun and make it scary. Because that body should be irrelevant. I understand it possibly being upsetting for an autistic character to be designed like this, but other people I talked to see it the opposite way. They find it comforting for him to look so different but still be himself and be so loved. SO IM ABSOLUTELY NOT saying its wrong to be bothered or to hate it or to feel any way. Just that I personally think it would be cool for Zane to be portrayed with a little spice lol, so thats why I like scary Zane for season 4.

Another Thing I Wannna Say But Is REALLY Hypocritical: (this isnt directed at anyone I just REALLY want to say this) I know I say "this is Zane but scary, he looks like fnaf" so he's obviously dehumanized, but I always felt like "scary" is more of an objective fact. Its an instinct. But what's "not human" is subjective. I think there is a problem with saying anything different from "average" human is dehumanized because that could extend to real people. Lol I know its bad for me to compare FNAF-ass Zane to real people, but I mean he could be real. People can have exposed teeth, and people can be shaped weird. And when someone first sees a person who looks like that they'll probably think "woah those features are scary" by instinct. And that surprise doesn't make someone ableist obviously. But bring that person’s humanity into question is NOT an instinct, and is fucked to shit. This is kinda a bad point for me to make since its about the fictional FNAF Zane I drew, and I am NOT implying ANYONE was thinking like this. [especially not the original asker anon who I am totally forgetting about at this point OOPS]. But I just thought it was an opinion of mine I couldn't go without mentioning when talking about dehumanization and disabilities.

^^^ I think you (anon) understand what I mean and might’ve said the exact same thing as me if you were writing a long ass response? I think this because you started to bring physical disabilities up and you said it was "a little iffy." ^_^ So we agree, but I don't see Zane's relation to real life disabilities as "a little iffy" I see it more like "complicated"? IF THAT DIFFERENCE EVEN MAKES ANY SENSE?????? I feel like a lot of things about Zane are really just complicated and need the right context, rather than the concepts necessarily being wrong -- NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT! THATS THE WHOLE REASON I DO THIS STUPID REWRITE! XD thats why a lot of my rewrite SO FAR has been the same concepts and plot beats, but different dialogue n specifics and such. I like a lot of concepts in Ninjago but I dont think they were presented correctly.....! :( So I guess all we can do is wait and see if I make Zane offensive or not....???

Also something about the memory part - yeah i agree i was surprised no one thought that was weird to make jokes out of his memory issues..... BUT I am like 100% firm on making his memory take longer to come back because I think its stupid how quick Zane was able to recover from literally dying. Like its just dumb to me. Hate it. (also bc memory & soul mechanics is ummm kinda important in my rewrite.... for reasons). Another memory thing btw, I was going to make his original amnesia come from hitting his head in an attack against the Skulkin when they stole his dads corpse, rather than his dad fucking choosing to make him forget. (its a sweet & iconic scene, but Um, WHY?!!!?!?!?!?) He has to follow data recovery instructions he finds in his dads diary. I think in that context it makes moments of memory loss somewhat different for Zane's character? Instead of loss of autonomy associated with disability, its a literal violent loss of autonomy associated with being traumatized by physical force. Idk how to phrase it exactly but I think that makes some vibes different?

Sorry, I think I got really distracted, and I don't know if I responded well to your points. Because uhhhh I think I agree with your stance actually? If I understand correctly? Fuck Ninjago writers for making the robot lose autonomy (a stereotypical robot theme) while also making him seem clearly autistic (NOT A HAPPY THEME FOR AUTISTIC PEOPLE) and not addressing it. And also auuugh Zane with a weird body is a difficult topic - kinda sussy pretty iffy.

Lol anyway idk if this made any sense and I REALLY rambled on you. but this was nice 👉👈 more Zane criticism pls love you and i love zane. i hope u dont feel mad at me because then it would be weird that im saying that lol. if you do feel mad at me tho you can send another ask (ILL TRY TO JUST LISTEN NOT RAMBLE NEXT TIME) but assuming ur chill rn, love you thnx

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