#BC HE'S FUNNIER THAN ME

[leo-kinnie]

he HATES his ass

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leo rottmnt #raph rottmnt #I STOLE THIS JOKE FROM MY IRL #BC HE'S FUNNIER THAN ME

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[bombusbombus]

Dad's cringe coworker

#slapped this together on the plane ride home #undescribed #my art #ted kord #blue beetle #nightwing #sorry for the reupload #Ted and Babs could never date bc Ted would put her dad in a glue trap/shave off his moustache while he slept etc etc #I am SO jet lagged. I cannot tell if this is fynny or tasteful but maybe my subconsioculs is funnier than me

[rb9]

max said i’m number 1 actually

#daniel said nah mate you will always be the scrawny kid that brought me a beer after shunting into me in budapest #this is so funny to me #and max apparently #no one finds max funnier than max himself #he’s so me coded #bc i too am my own biggest fan #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #red bull racing #f1 #formula 1 #maxiel #maxy baby tag #danny ric tag #my bio says i have a maxiel agenda #i don’t lie

[bitchthefuck1]

Most underrated Succession dynamic

#the only thing funnier than roman's distaste for greg is how oblivious greg is about it #i specifically narrowed this to scenes where greg says/does something and roman goes 🤨😒 bc #if i just included every scene where hes being a no. 1 greg hater id have to gif every single time they interact #the last one is the funniest to me bc he gerri and karolina just spent like 5 minutes calling kendall an idiot and a loser for going on #stage but the second greg insults kendall he gets annoyed #roman roy #cousin greg #greg hirsch #gregory hirsch #succession

[grandwretch]

fully believe that if the party could discord chat, steve and eddie would have really dramatic fights in the group chat about idk steve flirting with jonathan (in the chat. nancy was there. they were joking) or something else stupid and then someone would ping robin and she would be like "they are curled up on the couch together with the straightest faces I've ever seen"

#shut up az #steddie #it would go like this #Jonathan would use the gc to ask Nancy if she was on her way to movie night and Steve would be like oh my god Jon are you cheating on me #bc they've all been told 500 times not to use the gc to date and Steve thinks this is funnier than reminding them #and Jonathan plays along like we were always casual Steve I don't know what you expected #Argyle takes Steve's side #so Jonathan pings Eddie like ayo your bf trying to hit??? #and Eddie is like [3 paragraphs in iambic pentameter about how heartbroken he is] #and Steve is like [emoji breakdown] #and Dustin is like @robin: update? and Robin is like Eddie is literally on Steve's chest and neither one of them have flinched #theyre not laughing either just typing furiously #the bit is not a laughing matter #idk why I've decided Steve is even more dedicated to the bit than Eddie #it just feels right

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[hand-of-devotion]

I keep rotating certain aspects of the Evontra'vir-Ashton conversation and there's one specific thing I see other people taking away from it that is lacking a certain amount of nuance that stuck with me.

Specifically in regards to Ashton's views and how they parallel his fathers.

It should be obvious to everyone at this point that Ashton's stubborn hypocritical "refusal to the call" rooted in his anti divine/fate beliefs need some genuine reflection. They are important and they are aware of it but they don't want any of the hard to grapple with things associated. He needs to think about what it is he can actually do moving forward rather than getting caught up in what he feels he's owed.

However! One very important thing that I keep seeing others ignore or maybe just not even pick up on is THIS.

Efterin's entitlement came from his own zealots ego. The powers he believed he was promised an understanding and control over were NEVER his.

Ashton's entitlement towards the situation is rooted in what was done TO him. Those powers are in fact his. They have been there since he was a child due to a ritual he had no say in. That ritual physically altered his body and killed off nearly everyone in his entire village.

Which. Again. Just because they HAVE those powers doesn't mean they were ever guaranteed mastery over them. Certainly not without putting in effort. It has never been a "gift", even if part of them wishes it was. There is likely never going to be a reality in which the full-blown titan level abilities just ACTIVATE for him with full ease. Moving forward. He has a base level of info. Which he likely didn't find satisfying (but given the situation, there was never really a "satisfying" answer). Now they need to just. Look forward and inward. Make some changes if they want some changes.

But yeah. At the end of the day. Regardless of parallels and a real need for character reflection and growth. Saying that Ashton is "the same" as Efterin seems. Fairly reductive, all things considered.

#critical role spoilers #c3e74 #ashton greymoore #sorry if this seems so long winded. i am incapable of wording this any shorter. i have tried lmao #tldr: this isnt me saying ashton was in the right AT ALL bc theyre NOT but also this is NOT the same situation as efterin?? hello??? #tbf the jokes abt it are funny tho. like hes definitely a BIT like his father. at least in their tone. and also theres nothing funnier to m #-than the idea of characters having full emotional spiritual reflections in response to being told they sound like their shitty parent(s) #bc relatable. be fueled by the desire to be better than the fuck-ups before you <3 #edit: this is also! not directed to anyone on HERE. i've had variations of this in my drafts for like 2 days now #specifically bc of a weirdly hostile take i saw on twt lmao

[mamawasatesttube]

I love the idea that Cassie and Tim are mutuals on tumblr because they’re both big superhero fans, and they had no clue for years

definitely funny as a concept. but i see this and i raise you: cassie and tim actually have each other blocked on tumblr and have no clue about this for years

#now is it funnier if it's a ''that guy? oh yeah i blocked him bc he doesn't like the color orange fuck him lol'' situation #or a ''THAT GUY? OHHHH I FUCKING HATE HIM HE WON'T STOP MAKING THE STUPIDEST FUCKING POSTS AND PUTTING THEM IN TAGS I LIKE TO BROWSE'' #''IF I SEE ONE MORE OF THIS ASSHOLES POSTS IM BLOWING UP THE EARTH JUST TO KNOW IVE TAKEN HIM WITH ME'' situation #both are comedic in different ways #maybe tim blocked cassie for saying she likes superboy better than nightwing. it's entirely possible. #summerbummin #answers

[trollex-is-gay]

Well guy diamond is one of the best character tbh, a loving single father completely devoted to his son/HJ- HB/

I mean honestly he is pretty great, I won't lie when I say he's a decently charming character lol

#trolls #trolls band together #trollstopia #trolls world tour #trolls the beat goes on #I used to not rlly like him but I think he's growing on me more and more each day #I need to post my au stuff about glitter trolls soon because I have ideas for them to make them cooler #like having them breathe the glitter like a dragon breathes fire. bc. you will never catch me writing the way they do it in canon #I think that'd be funnier anywas. Guy or Tiny get a bad cough and keep accidentally covering other trolls in glitter #I also had the concept that they're more adapted to the trees than the other pop trolls for some unknown reason #they have more prehensile/stronger tails and better hands for grabbing onto trees

[monstrsball]

i have serious reasoning for iwasuga but the fun reasoning is. they both have Complexes about their height and express affection towards their friends via violence. soulmates.

#i have the serious reasoning written out on my blog somewhere #listen iwasuga just started as me going 'my favorite guys... together...' #funnily enough i got into it bc i found iwaoisuga fics in the oisuga tag. and then i was like 'i wonder if there are JUST iwa and suga fics #and you know what. there were. #and now sometimes i feel like ppl associate me more with oisuga #actually that could be a fun poll #iwaoisuga would have to be an option too but that also might skew it skull emoji #but also im getting deja vu have i done this one already #anyway back to the main topic at hand. i do very much enjoy things where iwa looks at suga and he's like 'hey he's shorter than me' #this is Funnier in iwaoisuga though i know iwa was happy to no longer be the shortest in his relationship #would never say this out loud to suga though. #oikawa would.

[lonesome-dreamsss]

thinking about tony renting the avengers a beachhouse for a week so they can go on a nice, very much needed vacation. they have a bonfire one night, and steve, thor, and clint are fuckin around with a glow in the dark frisbee. steve spends the better half of the "game" staring at tony, though, because he looks so pretty when he's bathed in the orange glow of the fire. he ends up taking the frisbee to the face because he couldn't pull his eyes away from tony in time to see it coming.

#thinking about this is funnier than it has any right to be #captain america takes a frisbee to the face bc he's gay and stupid #me too buddy me too #clint spends the next twenty minutes cackling and thor is worried he hurt steve #silly guys <3 #the avengers #thor #clint barton #steve rogers #tony stark #stevetony #stony

[newfeeling77]

thats so true though like i know im generally a funny person intentionally but 99% of the time im just talking and it makes people laugh. i was at dinner w some ppl i just met n one of them said “like everything you say is funny… just the way you talk is funny” and i was at a crossroads of being upset that i cant seem to have a normal conversation without being a clown and being happy that im funny because it means a lot to me to make people laugh. but whatever as long as i can be taken seriously on occasion lol

#being funny and a girl is hard not going to lie. different conversation though #if i meet a man n he doesnt laugh at my jokes but expects me to laugh at his i know where we stand #i will always be funnier than you n my sense of humor comes from within not just my ability to laugh n giggle at you. u know #but sometimes bc im unfortunately mostly heterosexual i worry im like too goofy n it makes me unattractive #but at that point if a guy finds the core of my personality unpalatable he’s useless to me

[dennisboobs]

i will say i am extremely glad we got the ghouls vs goblins back and forth in this podcast ep because it's SUCH a good look inside glenn and charlie's ideas/writing process, and it was. silly 😋

#the always sunny podcast #glenn howerton #charlie day #ada speaks #i was smiling through p much the entire pod tbh but #there is something v special about glenn and charlie eps and i think this is why #also i feel like whenever dennis and charlie hang out dennis feels more like glenn #because that back and forth would not have been ooc for their characters at all #glennis genuinely intrigued by charlie's weirdly compelling little......... things he comes up with #the little bit of improv about magnets was good too dhsjbdjf #like somehow explaining it even more was funnier than in the episode #bc charlie's thought process is so funny #leaving it at. just magnets. is funny but the rest of it really got me #i think the two of them really excel at writing sort of mundane banter #like what theyre talking about doesn't even have to be particularly exciting #but its so snappy and fun i love that shit more than anything

[mobbothetrue]

I’ve reached the point in my Fairy Tail rewatch where it’s further along than tfd ever got, which means shit keeps happening that makes me go “fucking WHAT”

#mobbtalks #I’ll be real tfd embedded in my brain more solidly than the actual plot did. because tfd is my baby #specifically I’m on the oracion seis arc which I mostly remember for trying to puzzle around how to like. actually tackle it in tfd #it was next up on the chopping block. when I hit the wall I was like. I’d say 3-4 chapters away from it #so the plot beats I remember -the seis themselves #- the guild alliance and (most) of who’s participating in that #- big weird land thing goes walkabout and they have to destroy all its legs at once #things I did not remember but that have BLASTED me. - Ichiya. #and I. I fucking hate to say it. bc I hated ichiya the first go round but I think he might genuinely be funnier in the sub? god. god. #maybe it’s also because every time I have an episode going I’m also doing a few other things #- the monkey guys. genuinely thought they were a filler side plot didn’t expect them to come back #- Erigor comes back???? I uh. I killed him off in tfd bc I forgot that. haha. whoops. #- fucking *JELLAL* which is something I am. quite frankly. *shocked* I forgot #this guy is at the centre of like. every goddamn arc <- exaggeration #things I half remember which have yet to be confirmed one of which is kind of alarming #- there was a guy who was real obsessed with potatoes? #- I’m pretty sure this brain guy was uh. white. he’s black. he also has a line about switching ‘dark’ and ‘light’. the implications of this #concern me.