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#BIG BIRD TAKING A LIE DETECTOR TEST
kazachi69 · 9 months
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You guys remember that time they tied down Big Bird from Sesame Street and made him take a lie detector test?
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My favorite thing we’ve achieved as humanity is just collectively pretending all the muppets are real people
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writingbitch · 3 years
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I'm literally watching Sesame Street. From the beginning. Like beginning beginning. please why what
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hext00ns · 3 years
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elmo and abby when big bird was taking the lie detector test like we're ur besties ya? ya?
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keeppkoolkeeppie · 2 years
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I just watched Big Bird take a lie detector test that shit can cure depression
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purplesurveys · 3 years
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Have you ever been in weather below 0 Fahrenheit (-17 Celsius)? Nah. The coldest I’ve experienced was probably something like 10 or 11ºC, when I was in Japan. At the time I still didn’t care too much for traveling and ended up being really underdressed for the weather, so I was extremely uncomfortable the whole time we were roaming around the city. Have you ever been caught outdoors away from shelter during a thunderstorm? LOL yes, notably on the last night of my college internship. My car was parked in another building so I had to walk outdoors, when all of a sudden it fucking poured. I ran to the nearest building for shelter but I was still absolutely drenched and ended up having to call my mom (who works in the same city) to ask her to come pick me up.
What’s your favorite macaron flavor? Chocnut or milk chocolate.
How often do you have friends over to your house? Once in a blue moon. I had my ex over all the time but since then I’ve only had one friend - Angela - come over once.
Have you ever had a boss who acted unprofessionally? I mean, we’re very open with each other with regard to our frustrations at work.  That could technically count as unprofessional but I’m honestly just glad we don’t have to be fake around one another and pretend like everything’s dandy.
How many times have you stayed at a hotel in the past year, and where? Just once, for my dad’s birthday. We stayed in Tagaytay for a weekend though we Airbnb’d a condo unit and not a hotel.
Have you ever done a flip on a trampoline? Nah. I could try but I’m too afraid of not being able to support myself and accidentally breaking my neck or something.
What about a flip off of a diving board? Nope.
Are you embarrassed by your school yearbook photos? No. I barely look at them and I’m sure people barely look at yearbooks too.
Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? My grandma.
Currently how many pictures are on your cellphone? 8,067. There used to be around 10,000 but I had a ‘huge’ deleting spree that brought it down to around 6,000 – but clearly I’ve brought it back up again lol.
Do you think dimples are cute? Yes, super.
Would you rather chew fruity or minty gum? It’s whatever. They all lost their taste anyway.
The last time you went to the mall, who did you go with? Just me. That’s usually the case nowadays.
What’s something you used to collect when you were younger? Pogs.
Have you watched a movie today? I haven’t watched a movie since like September.
Aside from your own, whose house did you last set foot into? Angela’s, but it was super brief as I only went in to greet her parents.
Do you love soft pretzels? Yep, that’s how I prefer my pretzels as well.
Who was the last person who cried around you? Why did they start crying? Was it unexpected? I really have no clue. I haven’t been around too many people in such a long time, much less people who’ve cried in front of me. I want to say maybe Gabie???? during one of our last meet-ups. The name feels so foreign now.
Are you more likely to like someone before you really know them, or do you feel you like them more after you know a lot about them? After.
Do you buy people cards on special occasions, or do you prefer to make your own? Giving people cards isn’t much of a tradition here. We’d much rather get you a physical gift altogether.
When was the last time you were being hypocritical? I probably do it without realizing, so I can’t say exactly when.
Where on your body was the last cramp you had? Why did you have this cramp? Fortunately I haven’t had one in a while but I usually get cramps on my neck and shoulders after a whole day at work.
What is the weirdest name you’ve ever heard? My sister went to school with this girl whose name was her surname in reverse.
Do you get embarrassed when people hear you sing/compliment you on your singing ability? If so, why is that? Yeah. I’m not confident in my singing, so I never sing around people and it would embarrass me if I was ever caught/heard.
Are you good at comforting people when they’re upset? I try to be. It works for some people.
Do you have any exercises you do everyday? Nah.
Do you own one of those singing fish? Do you think they are silly or funny? I don’t know what this is referring to.
Has anyone ever accused you of being bipolar or any other mental disorder? Do you really have any mental disorders? No one has accused me; at least not to my face. As for the second question, I’m sure I have one or two; I’ve just never gotten myself professionally checked.
Did you buy the last thing you bought with your own money? If not, whose money did you buy it with? Yabu because I was craving; paid with my own money. It actually feels pretty weird because Yabu had been mine and my ex’s thing, and I haven’t had their food since the breakup. I’m looking forward to having it again tonight and finally changing the narrative for it.
Do you like to put your feet up on the dashboards of cars? Do you parents yell at you if you do that in cars? I don’t like to do it but I’ll sometimes do it if I wanna feel relaxed. No, it wouldn’t bother them too much.
Which Beatle is your favorite, or do you love them all equally? I don’t listen to them.
Do you enjoy classic rock? If so, who are some of your favorite classic rock artists? Not really, but I have nothing against it.
Did you ever own a Tamagotchi? Yep.
Are you more of a dog or cat person? Dog.
Have you ever failed math? Just the advanced courses, like calculus, back in high school. I find math pretty fun and easy if I get the topic and know the formulas; but if I find something hard, it’s very difficult for me to keep up. There’s really no in between haha I either pass with flying colors or absolutely flop.
Skittles! What's your favorite color? Whichever’s not too sour. Idk, I never buy Skittles.
Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? Nope but I used to have nightmares of watching my loved ones get shot.
What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? That I had fun.
Can you sleep with the light on? Only if I’m pissed tired. Otherwise bright lights would bother me.
What’s the most bizarre horror movie you’ve ever seen? I know my answer won’t count as it doesn’t technically fall under horror, but Eraserhead was just very bizarre and unsettling. I’ve never seen the whole film without pausing several times.
What band can’t you stand listening to? Again, this probably won’t count as they’re a boy band/group more than anything, but I cannot stand The Vamps.
Would you ever take a lie detector test for your significant other? Yeah, sure, I guess, for fun. I think those are mostly bullshit anyway so I’ll only take a test with bullshit questions as well.
What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? Those genres never really were my cup of tea.
Would you ever have a bird as a pet? We had two lovebirds some years ago. They were lovely, but idk if we’d do it again. No reason, just that we prefer dogs.
How's your relationship between you and your grandparents? It’s great, even with my maternal grandpa who’s already passed. But I’m well aware of the fact that they’re also a bit wary of me since I’m the most vocal and outspoken of all their grandchildren, whereas they’re intensely conservative and traditional. Still, I always feel their love, especially through food and how they always make sure to stuff me whenever I come over haha.
Ever had a forbidden love or lover? In a sense, yeah. I was in a same-sex relationship that I hid from my family for four years.
Have you ever had to speak at a funeral?  I’ve never been to a funeral but I doubt I could speak at one without breaking down.
Do you know someone who’s been cremated?  Yes, my grandpa was cremated.
What is your current problem?  Just some deliverables at work that I would rather not think about now.
Do you like canopy beds?  Eh, I don’t mind them.
What is your favorite animated movie?  Toy Story.
Would you rather live in a small town or a big city?  Big city. I need lots of noise, lots of activity and lights where I live. I’ve lived in suburban neighborhoods all my life and I would love a change in pace.
If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why?  Idk.
Have you ever watched The Golden Girls?  I’ve watched snippets and it’s HILARIOUS. I’ve always wanted to start the series but never knew where to watch it.
Did you ever like the Ninja Turtles? Was never into it, no.
Last alcoholic drink you had?  Peach soju and plum soju that got me absolutely hammered.
What are you known for?  These days, probably for doing an extreme 180 and having my life be all about BTS now.
Has anyone ever threatened you?  Yes.
Have you ever gone frog hunting?  No? Doesn’t sound like my type of activity at all.
Do you ever suffer from dry skin?  Yeah my face is a little dry, but I don’t think it’s something I ‘suffer’ from since no issues have come out of it so far. It’s just the way it is.
Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?  Not a stuffed animal but I need to hug a pillow to fall asleep.
What’s the weather like right this moment?  It’s weather that says “it’s gonna get really hot in an hour or so” and I’m not enjoying that very much.
Do you bite on straws, lollipop handles, or ice cream sticks?  If there’s no trash can around, I tend to.
In what type of area was your first sexual encounter?  It was in a hotel.
Where is your mother’s side of the family descended from?  Just somewhere in the Philippines.
What do you occupy your time with on flights?  I’m honestly really happy with just staring out the window. If not that, I bring something to read or listen to music. I haven’t had a flight that lasted 6+ hours, but I imagine I would also bring my laptop for a series or movies to watch if I find myself in that situation.
Do you dog-ear pages in books?  Yup.
What’s a made up word of yours?  I don’t think I have any.
Do you use Q-Tips?  I do.
Ever gone out with somebody you didn’t like?  No. I don’t think I could bring myself to do that.
What hero or heroine do you most relate to in history, fiction, or song?  I don’t really like content with a hero/ine plot.
What makes you dizzy?  Amusement park rides, car rides, headaches.
Are your parents liberal or conservative?  Conservative.
Do you like your teeth? Did you have braces?  Not my middle teeth, but in general yeah. I did have braces but I lost my retainers at one point so my teeth just went back to their original position eventually.
Are you happy with your height?  It’s fine. I’m small but it’s the average here so I don’t really complain.
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Title: Love, Maybe {41}
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Chris Evans X Reader OFC Vixen Giovanni
Warning: Cursing, Heavy Angst
Word Count: 2.4K
Summary: After a night of drunkenness you wake up next to warm, hot as hell body, a migraine and no memory of the night before. When you come to realize that the hot body belongs to none other than Hollywood’s golden boy Chris Evans you freak out. As events unfold you become even more panicked to find out you got married in your drunken haze. What else is there to do but get it annulled, right? Before walking away, you share one more night of molten kisses and passion. Three years later you are still living with the repercussions of your brash decisions, but the surprises don’t stop there. The past has a way of coming back and have you questioning is this fate that you’ve been running from, hell could it have been love, maybe?
NOTE: **Italic texts is an inner Vixen thought. Bold Italic texts is an inner Chris thought. 
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Chapter 41:  Options, Everyone Has Em’ 
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-Vixen-
 You had no idea why you were here. You didn’t even know you would be here. You’d gone on a run, had breakfast with Ella, cleaned out your voicemail by listening to most messages. Most meant all the messages that weren’t his. His you deleted automatically. You responded to most texts even the crazy ones from your friends and explained what exactly happened. They were still pissed you’d lied but weren’t too pissed that they didn’t forgive you. In the words of Drea, “who could stay mad at Chris Evans’ wife?”
 You’d meant to drive to the restaurant but the voicemail you got while stuck in traffic led you here. You vividly remembered the first time you were here. It looked relatively the same but some aspects were different. The carpet was a teal color now and the décor looked a lot chicer but overall it was the same.
 “Ms. Giovanni.”
 You looked into the smiling and welcoming face of a man who was at least half a foot taller than you, slim build that contradicted the wide breadth of his shoulders. He held his hand out to you as if to shake your hand.
 “Max Loren, we spoke.”
 You nodded and shook his hand. “Yes.”
 “Please follow me.” He walked ahead leading you down the hall to an office three doors down. He ushered you inside and motioned to one of the three free chairs. Once you sat down he did the same behind his desk and plastered that smile on his face again.
 “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you. My wife is super excited about the opening of your restaurant. She is a big foodie.”
 “Oh, thank you. That’s kind of you to say.”
 “I’m glad you could make it in on such short notice,” Max continued.
“You were on the way to where I needed to be, two birds.”
 Max smiled and nodded. “So I can assume that is enough small talk, right?”
 You scoffed and crossed your arms and waited for him to continue. “My job is to explain your options. I can imagine this is not what you expected. You thought you were rid of this years ago and due to an error you’re not. You may be wondering what does it all mean? How can this be fixed? Let me tell you there is an easy fix.”
 There was a quick knock at the door before it opened. You turned and saw the same lawyer from three years ago, Sherman walk into the room. He had a bashful look on his face as he came to stand next to Max.
 “Sherman, I don’t think now is a good time,” Max began.
 “This is still my practice, it’s my name on this building. Sit down, son.” Max sat back in his seat and you got a bit of satisfaction from it. Something about Max rubbed you the wrong way.
 “Ms. Giovanni. I was going to cower in my office from shame but I decided to face you. I want to apologize for my error those years ago. I also wanted to explain. I had a complete mental and emotional breakdown not too long after we met. As you can imagine in this town they are quite common. I lost everything and with it my mind. I went into rehab and my work and responsibilities fell to the wayside. I am solely responsible for dropping the ball when it came to processing the paperwork for your divorce. I sincerely apologize.”
You didn’t need a lie detector test to know he meant it. He really was remorseful. You couldn’t hold a mental and emotional breakdown against him. Mental health was important to you and nothing should supersede it. Yes, it was inconvenient your situation fell through the cracks but you didn’t want to make him the bad guy.
 Taking a deep breath, you slowly released. “Sherman, it’s all right. I understand the importance of mental and emotional health. I’m sorry you went through a tough time. I’m happy you’re doing better now.”
 He looked surprised and speechless as if he’d expected a whole different reaction. No doubt his other clientele would have been livid and threatened lawsuit upon lawsuits to nail his ass to the wall. He stuttered for a few moments before composing himself.
 “Ehm, uh, thank you. That means a tremendous amount to me, especially coming from you.”
 You smiled and nodded, then sighed.
 “So options?”
 “As I was saying,” Max began bringing your attention back to him. “We can assist you in refiling for the divorcee. The papers would be submitted and processed in about--.”
 “Three to five months, right,” you filled in.
 “Right.”
 “I’m a pro at divorces now, although I’ve never actually gotten one,” you sarcastically joked.
 “It all would be quick, painless and easily executed. Both of you just go your separate ways,” Max added.
 “Don’t believe one word he says, Ms. Giovanni.” Your head spun to watch a tall, beautiful woman dressed in a sharp pencil skirt outfit walk into Max’s office.
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“Excuse me? Who the hell are you?” Max was on his feet with a clear annoyed look on his face.
 “Names, Charmaine St. John, from St. John & Associates. We’re across the street. My third assistant’s job is to watch this building and report who goes in and who goes out. When she told me you walked in, I knew this was my chance. It’s a good think I came when I did these two were about to swindle you all for the benefit of their client,” she explained.
 You looked between the three faces and waited for someone to pull whatever chosen weapon lawyers preferred and duke it out.
 “I’m calling security,” Max started.
 “What Mr. Loren doesn’t want me to say is that quick, painless and easily executed is a crock of shit, especially when it comes to your divorce.” You looked to Max and then Sherman who wore different expressions. Max looked fed up and at his wit’s end while Sherman looked calm.
 “Their client, Chris Evans is a huge Hollywood star, he is worth millions. If the rumors are correct and I assume they are, there was no prenup. That little detail that the two of you have foregone means that you are entitled to everything he has. Homes, cars, income, jewelry, and anything that matters. They don’t want you to know that.”
Again, you looked to the two men. You wouldn’t put it past either of them. “Before you barged in Ms. St. John, it would have been addressed,” Sherman began. “I am not here to swindle anyone. I want this handled as quickly and as amicably as possible,” he finished. You smiled to yourself and nodded.
 “If that is true for our client, then the same is true for you Ms. Giovanni,” Max announced.
 “Excuse me?”
 “There was no prenup, Chris is also entitled to everything of yours as well, including this new deal with your upcoming restaurant and any other deals that were made up until as recent as this morning.”
 Once he said that you paused. You never thought this deeply about any of it.
 “And you two have a child together, there are a slew of things that can come up there. Custody, visitation, child support,” Ms. St. John added.
 Your stomach fell to the floor at the thought that he could try to take Ella from you. to hell with him getting half of your accomplishments, the thought of Ella being dragged through this tore you apart—literally. This was a lot more complicated now.
 The three of them spoke for the next thirty or so minutes but after Ella was brought up your attention faded as you got lost in your thoughts. So many things were possible, especially considering how attached he seemed to have grown to her and all his admissions with how much she meant to him. It was possible he would try to get some form of custody, even if he didn’t try to take her away completely. Before any of them finished speaking you stood and walked out in a daze. You needed air.
 The elevator ride was the longest thing. You felt as if any moment you’d vomit and felt as if the walls of the elevator were closing in on you. Thankfully the doors opened before you puked, and you stumbled through the lobby outside to gulp in much needed oxygen. You stood there panting trying to slow your heart, calm your thoughts, and stop your impending panic attack.
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“Vixen?” Your spine stiffened at the sound of his voice but the butterflies in your belly began instantly. You looked to the side and there he was, all six feet of muscle, beauty, and charm. Only he looked like he’d seen better days, there were bags underneath his eyes, he looked paler than normal, his eyes were near bloodshot and he wore sweatpants and a hoodie. He looked off. When you realized what you were doing you rolled your eyes and walked off.
 “Wait, please.” Ignoring the plea, you continued your walk to the parking lot around the corner.
 “Vixen, please. I’ve been trying to call you. We have to talk. Let me explain, please. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you the full truth as soon as I found out. I’m sorry about everything.”
 As you walked you could hear his words but you didn’t want to listen so you picked up the pace of your steps while looking around. You had to make sure paps were around. That was your life now, because of him. a fresh wave of anger filled you and it was enough to get you to your car.
 “Vixen, come on. This isn’t fair. I don’t deserve this. I miss you, I miss Ella--.”
 Seeing your car you spun around while walking and looked at him. “Leave me alone! We were better off without you.”
 As soon as the words left your mouth he stopped in his tracks and the rest of the color drained from his face. Not waiting to see any more you turned and jogged the rest of the steps to your car then climbed inside and sped off.
 You were pissed for the rest of the day. Everyone knew it, so they limited their interaction with you hoping to steer clear of the fury that was Vixen Giovanni when she was pissed. After a quiet dinner and solemn bathtime with Ella, you sat out back with a glass of wine.
 “What’s wrong?”
 “I went to see his lawyers today.”
 “Oh, how’d it go?” You looked at Nex giving her the look. She instantly knew it was bad.
 “We don’t have a prenup. Normally that means I’m entitled to everything he has but now it means he’s also entitled to everything I have, everything Nex, including the restaurants, the deal with Kassius, even the Food Network deal. He is rightfully entitled to all of it.”
 “Do you want half?”
 “What! No, of course not. I don’t care about his money. I don’t want anything from him, I didn’t then and I definitely don’t now.”
 “But you think he’ll jump at the chance to take half of yours,” Nex filled in. You rubbed your forehead and finished the glass. “You don’t honestly believe that Vix.”
 “I don’t know what to believe anymore Nex. I don’t know him, I know nothing about him.”
 “Bullshit. You spent an entire night with him in Vegas. Something meaningful must have happened for you to have sworn off men and everything for three years. Something meaningful must have happened to make you fall for him, and marry him. Then these last months, it was clear the two of you were reconnecting. You’ve spent a lot of time together. You know more about him than ninety percent of the world. So this bullshit about not knowing him is a crock of shit,” Nex berated.
 You refilled your glass and took a few gulps.
 “Then this other lawyer, Charmain St. John who looks like she is vying to be my lawyer in all this brought up Ella. There’s a bunch to work out there, custody, parental rights, visitation, child support. Then it dawned on me he could try to take her from me. He could fight for shared custody. What then!”
 “Vix. Are we talking about the same man? Chris Evans who we’ve both spent weeks with, who has grown into this amazing dad right before our eyes. The guy wants the best for Ella. In no way could he believe the best for Ella is a life without you or less of you. It’s just not going to happen.”
 “People do strange things when they feel their backs are against the wall or they’re losing something.”
 “Is that why you’re going off the walls, you feel like you’re about to lose something?”
 “Yeah, my child.”
 “Is it your child or is it Chris?”
 You groaned and finished the glass. The sound of his name elicited conflicting reactions, want, desire, sadness, and anger. It was confusing.
 “Vix. Think about things thoroughly and slowly. Things happen for a reason, every single thing. You have to think about the reasons why you slept with him and married him before and think why you chose to open yourself up to him a second time, why did you sleep with him this time? Usually we act on feelings we don’t even recognize or haven’t fully acknowledged consciously. You should step away from everything surrounding him not telling you about the marriage and try to think about everything else.”
 “I can’t Nex. I’ve tried. I just—can’t go there.”
 “You’re gonna have to or prepare for this court battle.” With that Nex walked off inside leaving you alone with your thoughts, fears, and worries.
 As you passed Ella’s room to yours you heard her murmur your name. Walking in and stooping at her bedside you brushed her cheek.
 “Go to sleep, sleepy head.”
 “Mama, wayo da-da? I wan da-da.” Pinching your lips, you did your best to keep it together. You kissed her forehead and hummed to her hoping to gently lull her back to sleep.
 Once you had you disappeared into your room and buried your face into your pillows and bawled yourself to sleep, yet again, only this time with the realization that one of your biggest fears had come true. 
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Big Bird Takes a Lie Detector Test 
There’s a reason he’s my favorite Sesame Street character.
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Have you ever had surgery?    nope
Have you ever donated blood?   can’t
Have you ever been in handcuffs?   no not yet
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How many dogs do you have?    just one
Who do you want to meet in heaven after Jesus/God/saints/virgin Mary?   my brother
Are you bipolar?    I have BPD
Who was the last person to pick you up in the air? my gf
If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do?   money as I wouldn’t risk fucking everything up even more at this point lol
Have you ever played naked twister?    I never played ANY twister
Who last grabbed your ass?   M. What’s an interesting fact about you that not many people know?  Tim Walker is my favorite fashion photographer - not that anyone’s interested in this fact
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Do you do anything embarrassing when no one is home? sing
Are you in your pajamas at the moment? no longer
Have you ever spent the night in a tent? few
How important is it for a significant other to be good with kids? I don’t want to have kids so...
Have you ever had an ultrasound performed on you? What was it for? many times, several reasons
Have you ever written fan fiction for anything? nah
Would you prefer to be at a beach or in the countryside? whatever
When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed? days ago
Have you ever played laser tag? I’d like to
Do you have any twins in your family? yep
Have you ever kissed someone that had a tattoo? noooo
What was/is going to be the first song at your wedding? t.a.t.u. - all the things she said XD
What is the one thing that you need to do in order to die happy? sigh...
Do you consider yourself mainstream? I like SW but nothing else mainstream comes to my mind 
What is one moment you wish you could have taken a picture of? uh oh can’t decide
When you listen to music, do you generally sing along, or just listen? just listen unless “singing” in my mind counts too 
Have you ever been hospitalized?    couple of times
Have you ever had a moment with someone you like that seemed like a movie moment?    lmfao 
What do you think your life will be like at your parents’ age?    I won’t live that long
Do/did you have to wear a uniform to your high school?   middle school and I liked it
Do you like writing? How often do you write?    I rarely write even tho I like to, I have no motivation and can’t focus, I want everything to be perfect so I overthink a lot and procrastinate my progress
Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?  listening to music loud in a car is dangerous, no matter if I like the music or not but when it’s additionally offensive? ugh...
Title of the last song you listened to on repeat? Animals - Maroon 5
What are you listening to now? look above
Have you ever had oral sex?   ewww, no thx
Christmas is coming. who are you buying gifts for?    parents, partner, sister and niece
if you had to change one, would you rather change your hair or your eyes?  hair
Do you wash your hair or your body first when taking a shower?    hair
Have you ever thought your cousin was hot?
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Have you gotten a hickey before? don’t, it can kill you - srsly, I probably should stop biting others :(
Have you ever had a dream that you married someone? dream about a wedding? hmm... I don’t recall that happening
What were the last two things you purchased for yourself?   fingerless gloves - two pairs - grey and black because I bought mustard before and came back for more 
Is your tongue pierced?    hell no
What do you remember from sex ed class when you were younger? they told us tampons will make us lose virginity and we should breed constantly to not get cancer ^^” but besides that we had boobs to squeeze and I didn’t touch that shit
Are caterpillars more cute or disgusting?    cute
Do you like green apples?    blergh, green are the worst
Would you have sex before marriage/engagement?  oh well...
Have you ever 69′ed? no way, sorry
Would you rather be a boy or girl?    being a boy would probably be easier 
The last time you were upset, who was to blame?   no comment
If someone dislikes you, what is most likely to be the reason?   ... what’s there to like ha ha ha
What’s your favorite fantasy creature?   griffins but I prefer those which have 4 paws instead of bird legs in the front
Have you ever witnessed a birth in person?    luckily not, that would be traumatic
Are you using your real name on Facebook? for now I am
Would you be fired if your boss saw your Facebook page? hope it won’t be a problem when I get a job someday
Would you ever be willing to take a lie detector test? I’m scared my borderline personality disorder or smth will fuck it up so better not, it’s fun/interesting though, especially if you try to check if it will catch your own lie to know if you’re good at this :D
How old is the oldest person you’ve had sexual relations with? my age
Has a partner ever accused you of cheating, when you actually didn’t?
I dated somebody who was accusing me of cheating all the damn time, I couldn’t use the toilet, which is even funnier when you know I’m an asexual pfft
If your hair is long, would you ever think about having it cut short or, if it’s short, would you like to grow it long?   I have no patience for this, too lazy for that, long hair is uncomfy
How many people have you turned down when they asked you out?   believe it or not but pretty big as for me group of ppl asked me
Do you like snakes?    they’re cool
How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?    anxious af
Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room?    I would be confused myself :o
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I looked it up because I heard about it in this video called "Big Bird takes a lie detector test"(Yes, that's a real video) and I was like "..Did they just say Big Bird is six????" and it was RIGHT -Skull anon
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Big Hero 7: The Series
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Big Hero 7 S2
Lie Detectors
*The streets are occupied when a monster looking like the Kentucky Kaiju is being chased by Big Hero 7*
Wasabi: Guys! I see the monster! I’m right behind him!
*But before Wasabi could go any further he is trapped in traffic.*
Wasabi: Scratch that I lost him!
Cora: Don’t Worry! We’re on our way!
*Soon Baymax with Hiro and Cora fly after the monster.*
Baymax: We’re enrooted for Nigh Market Square. Rapidly.
Gogo: I’m gonna cut him off!
*But when she gets there, she doesn’t see anything.*
Gogo; Wait? Where’d he go?
Hiro; Honey Lemon, do you see anything?
Honey Lemon: Nothing… wait!
*Honey Lemon’s visor soon catches the Kaiju clinging onto a bus.*
Honey Lemon: He’s on a bus!
Wasabi: Wait, like riding the bus?
Honey Lemon: Kind of.
Hiro: We see him!
*The three fly off to catch the monster who hops off the bus when they get close.*
Hiro: Gogo, you gotta intercept.
Gogo: Good, this ends now!
*Soon enough Gogo is face to face with the monster in a dark alley. She throws her disc to the monster which knocks him out which allows her to pin it down to the ground.*
Gogo: Gotcha!
*Baymax lands to the sight.*
Hiro: Nice Gogo!
*But that’s when the eye socket pops open to reveal someone is inside.*
Fred: Yeah, but did you have to throw the disc so hard?
Gogo: You were the one who wanted to do the monster training exercise.
Cora: Exactly, so we can be better prepared when another one shows up.
Honey Lemon: Good Monster hustle Freddy.
Hiro: Whew, what a work out. Who’s hungry?
Fred: Lets hit up Noodle Burger! I want to try the new Fruggle Noodle menu!
Cora: Maybe I can hit up some of the new Noodle Fishy Burger.
*With that the six fly off to have food… leaving Wasabi stuck in traffic.*
Wasabi: Wait I’m hungry too!… Aw…
*Around that night at Sycorax Chris delivers a plate of muffins to Liv Amara who is frustrated about a project she’s conducting.*
Liv: Ugh! Its not working! Nothings working!
Chris: Sounds like somebody needs a Chris-cake!
Liv: Chris not now- Wait… whats on it?
Chris: Gold flakes, adds a fun flare. You’re worth it.
Liv: Gold…
*She soon starts typing up the chemical makeup of gold to the equation she’s working on.*
Chris: Completely digestible.
Liv: Gold! Bio-compatible nano-particles yes! Chris you are a life saver!
*The next day, the gang meet up at Fred’s house to hang out eating their noodle burgers.*
Wasabi: I started a competitive ironing team in highschool, I collected vintage typewriters, and I knitted my first sweater when I was seven.
*Fred sips his soda loudly as he stares at Wasabi with judging eyes.*
Fred: Hmmm, this is a tough one. I mean they all sound true-ish.
Hiro: But one’s a lie, right Wasabi?
Wasabi: Yes! I know how to play the game guys! I said two truths and one lie.
Cora: So which’s one the lie?
Gogo: Well the Ironing’s real, I’ve seen the trophies.
Wasabi: Still undefeated!
Gogo: Because you were the only team-
Wasabi: Irrelevant.
Honey Lemon: What’s your guess Freddy?
Fred:*Blows bubbles on his soda* I guess that the lie is…
Baymax: Wasabi did not knit his first sweater when he was seven.
Wasabi: Yup, Baymax is right. I was six… wait! How did you know that?
Baymax: Your heart rate increased and your pupils dilated when you made the third statement.
Wasabi:… How closely were you looking at my pupils?
Cora: Wow Baymax! That was awesome! A little invasive but cool!
Fred: Yeah! He’s like a walking lie detector!
Hiro: Yeah Baymax I didn’t know you could… *Suddenly gets an idea* Hey-Hey! Liv Amara!
Fred: Where?
Hiro: She’s the one behind all the monster attacks.
Gogo: Too bad for us we can’t prove it.
Hiro: But now we can *Points his thumb to Baymax* Lie detector.
Cora: Question is how would we be able to get close to Liv Amara to test Baymax out? You’re Krei’s intern and I flat out gave her the bird when I left.
Wasabi: So what are you two gonna do? Follow her around until she catch her in a lie?
Hiro: For basics, yeah!
Wasabi: So far that’s not a bad plan!
Fred: Ooh! Ooh! OK, but first, can I go? Please? I haven’t had my turn yet and I stayed up all night crafting the perfect lie!
Honey Lemon: OK Freddie you’re up!
Fred: Ooh! Here it goes: I like too many pickles on my noodle burger, I own 59,407 comics, and I speak fluid Lithuanian! Good luck with that!
Baymax: You do not speak Lithuanian.
Fred:… This game is a lot less fun when Baymax is cheating by knowing all the answers!
Gogo: Fred we all knew that one.
Baymax: True.
Hiro: OK, I’m heading to the school to set up something that would increase Baymax’s Lie detecting abilities. *To Cora* Wanna come?
Cora: Sure!
*Soon Hiro leaves through the door first, but before Baymax would waddle out Cora steps in front of him.*
Cora: I hadn’t had my turn yet so I’ll make this very quick: I was 4 when I learned how to talk, I went botfighting when I was thirteen, and I’m secretly related to mermaids.
Gogo: Seriously Cora?
Cora: I never play games like this before Gogo! Sides, it obvious the last one is a lie right Baymax?
*But when she turns her head to regard Baymax, she finds that the robot is uncharacteristically quiet. The gang noticed this and look at Baymax with concerned eyes.*
Honey Lemon: Baymax? Is something wrong?
Baymax: I am alright. I had just experienced a minor bug that had blocked my thought processer. Lets go meet Hiro.
Cora: OK Baymax, *to Herself* gotta check your system before we install the upgraded lie detector…
*Once the other two leave to join Hiro, the gang look at each other with questioning eyes.*
Wasabi: What just happened?
Honey Lemon: I don’t know, but Hiro and Cora had just looked up Baymax’s system yesterday and said that its been functioning normally.
Gogo: Either way, that was super weird.
Fred: * To himself in private* Odd…very, Very odd. Or could it be that…*dramatic gasp* The Lie detector lied?!…Na that’s kinda dumb even for me.
* From across the town Kaguya is at her room, carefully sorting through the floor boards where she had hidden her most valuable possessions out of reach. Once she peeks through she grabs the one she is looking for. It’s a large oval shaped piece of metal, covered in dust from many years but not covered in rust. Wiping it off she places the object in her bag where she sees Kage and his Baymax waiting for her.*
Kaguya: Hello Kage. Are you ready to go?
Kage: Indeed I am.
Kaguya: I informed Mizuchi about this and he says that he will keep an eye out on Cora while we’re away… I must admit, you joining me to discover more about what the Sirens’ had heard about Sycorax is truly interesting.
Kage: Yes. I will admit when I first heard of Liv Amara, something about her seemed a little off, even for me. Not to mention she brushed off Hiro when she learned Tadashi made Baymax.
Kaguya: Yes. That is true, you would think she had a history with Tadashi if one didn’t know any better.
Kage: Yes.
*And so the three head out to meet at the place where the Sirens are kept under lock and key by Orso Knox. While on the path Kage pulls out the baby blue scrunchie, his eyes staring at the small thing. He puts it back in his pocket and focuses on joining Kaguya to find answers for Sycorax.. and hopefully about why is Chara’s scrunchie there? At the school Hiro is setting up a new chip for Baymax while Cora had just finished checking Baymax’s system for bugs.*
Cora: OK, looks like you’re all clear! You probably just had a brain fart earlier.
Baymax: I do not have a brain, nor can I fart.
Cora: Another expression Baymax.
*Soon enough Hiro finishes coding his new chip and brings it out.*
Hiro: There, I enhanced your lie detector interface.
*Hiro scoots his seat towards Baymax where he inserts the chip inside him.*
Hiro: Alright now, lets test it! My name is Fred.
Baymax: Lie.
Hiro: Ha! Perfect!
Cora: Ooh~! my turn! Tomatoes are purple!
Baymax: Lie.
Hiro: The sky is green!
Baymax: Lie.
Cora: Nice, the Earth is round!
Baymax: True.
Hiro: I think we’re ready!
Cora: OK! Now lets go incognito style!
Hiro: And get Liv!
*And that’s when the three start their mission, sneakily following her around the city in their moped. Cora had brought her herbal medicine book in her bag as an added just in case bait.*
Hiro: I see her.
Cora: Remember… stealthily.
*The three drive up to Liv Amara closely… but the sea food truck driver is behind them soon.*
Truck Driver: Hey! *Honks his car*
Baymax: Hello.
Truck Driver: Move it!
Hiro: Sorry we uh… gotta go!
Cora: Have a nice day!
*Hiro immediately drives away from the path, allowing the truck driver to continue on his way. When they spot Liv Amara again they see her enter into a restaurant.*
Hiro: Well, *To Cora* Looks like we’re getting lunch.
*They three park the moped and head inside to get seated, hopefully as close to Liv Amara as they could.*
Sydney: Here you are, a nice table in the back.
*The two teens spot a table closer to Liv Amara where its by the window.*
Hiro; Actually, could we actually be seated closer to… the window?
Sydney: Impossible, that table’s reserved.
*That’s when Baymax’s lie detector comes up.*
Baymax: That is not true.
*Hiro crosses his arms with a sly smirk while Cora gives a polite smile at the waiter.*
Cora: We’d still like the table by the window sir.
*The server sighs before he directs the three to the table, with said three covering their faces as they pass Liv Amara. Once seated the waiter gives Hiro and Cora their menus before he turns to Baymax.*
Sydney: Will he be eating?
Baymax: *Letting out some air to sit properly* I am a robot.
Sydney: So I take it as a no?
*Hiro is about to ask the waiter to keep the menu when Cora pulls out her book and hands it to Baymax.*
Cora: Yeah. Thank you for your services sir. *To Baymax* Read it if you like.
Sydney: And what would that book be about?
Cora: Oh, just a book about herbs and flowers.
Sydney: *sighs to himself slightly frustrated* Keep it together Sydney..
*And so the waiter leaves the three to themselves to decide on their choice of food. With that Hiro and Cora notices that person Liv Amara is meeting is Bluff Dunder from the news. Getting a quick idea, Cora sets Baymax’s volume to vibrate, so that his dings of truth or lie wouldn’t disturb anyone and let Liv Amara know they are following her.*
Hiro: *Whispers to Baymax* OK Baymax, listen in to what they’re saying.
Cora: *Whispers* I set your volume to vibrate and text. Just in case.
*And so Baymax listens close to the two.*
Dunder: Big fan right here.
*Baymax vibrates with the face of a liar.*
Liv: And I’m a big fan of yours Bluff.
*Another lie. Hiro and Cora look at each other than at Baymax as he looks at the medicine book.*
Dunder: So Liv, about your latest research-
Liv: Well, my team and I are working on a cure for a rare disorder.
*Baymax gives out a ding, which is the truth.*
Dunder: Ooh, tell me more. I’m not an expert but I’m quiet knowledgeable on the subject.
*Another lie. Cora looks around to see that thankfully, aside from the occasional vibrate, nobody is too bothered. She sighs in relief as she puts down her menu.*
Liv: We’re still in the development phase, a key component to the cure is actually gold.
*Baymax’s belly lights up with the truth.*
Hiro: Gold?
Cora: How would she incorporate gold to a cure?
Dunder: Well that sounds like an expensive ailment. *Chuckles*
Liv: Oh Bluff you’re too much! But you’re right, it would be expensive. But luckily I only need the tiniest amount.
*Baymax shows that is a lie.*
Hiro: Huh, so she needs a lot of gold.
Cora: Where could she get that much gold without going bankrupt?
*That’s when Hiro’s phone vibrates with texts from Gogo saying that Mr. Sparkles is at the docks now.*
Cora: Darn it!
Sydney: so are you ready to order?
Hiro: Sorry! We have to go! *Gets up to suit up*
Cora: Here’s a tip for your troubles! Thank you!
*She slips a ten dollar bill to the man as Baymax waddles after the two teens. Meanwhile, the two adults, Kaguya and Kage, arrive at the hidden grotto close by the docks of San Fransokyo. Kage had to use his Baymax as a life raft while Kaguya pulls on the string to direct Baymax to their path. Once they reach their destination they see Orso Knox with the three sirens tied up with very strong sea weed.*
Muya: Hello Baby sister.
Uma: You brought the human with you?
Lula: And a robot?
Kaguya: Enough chit chat. The only reason you have not been brought over to Oceanus is because you three apparently heard something about Sycorax.
Muya: As if we ever tell you!
Kaguya: On the contrary…You three would not have a choice.
*She pulls out the metal oval which opens up a little segment where it requires a thumb print.*
Lula: It couldn’t be!
Uma: You brought the oval of truth!
Kage: The.. oval of truth?
Kaguya: It is a very powerful machine that takes the blood of those in question and tell whether or not the person is being truthful… or a liar.
Uma: Well… if we’re gonna do this… then at least you two should participate as well…
Kaguya: What do you expect us to give in return?
Muya: We heard about an interesting story about a man who had built a lab by the sea..
Lula: Who planned to eradicated that pitiful city of San Fransokyo…
Uma: Who had crafted a robotic crab to do his bidding…
Muya: Come on Baby sister… aren’t you curious about what we have to ask the man who created a star?
*Kaguya looks at Kage who is looking a faint uncomfortable about their words. But ultimately he sighs and looks at the sirens.*
Kage: Fine, in exchange for your answers… I’ll give you mine.
*And so they each pressed their thumb onto the small opening.*
Kaguya: I swear to tell the truth. *Passes to Kage*
Kage: I swear to tell the truth.
Muya: I swear to tell the truth.
Lula: I swear to tell the truth.
Uma: I swear to tell the truth.
Knox: I swear to tell the truth.
*But to Kage all he heard from Knox was a growl, but Kaguya nodded to tell him that he is participating to tell the truth as well. Once its all passed around Kaguya presses the top of the oval shaped metal where it soon starts to levitate and cracks form to light it up which leads to a deep, booming voice.*
Oval: The Blood Oath has been settled. You each are to tell the truth to whatever question you have to each other. You can only ask one question per person. Should any of you lie… there will be consequences to pay.
*At the docks of San Fransokyo, the captain of the ship is confronted by the mutated Mr. Sparkles.*
Captain: I don’t know who you are?! But get off my ship!
Sparkles: What do you mean you don’t know who I am? I’m Mr. Sparkles!
*He does random poses to show off, but the captain still has no clue about the mutated man child in front of him. Finally he gets frustrated.*
Sparkles: Mr. Sparkles! *Points to himself*
Captain: Whatever just get off my ship!
*Looking up to the sky Mr. Sparkles sees Hiro, Cora, Baymax, and Gogo arriving to the scene.*
Sparkles: Aye aye captain!
*He tries pushing the large cargo but found himself unable to push it, until the chip inside him gives him a temporary strength boost that pushes it off the ship.*
Sparkles: Woah! Gotta watch my own strength!
*And so, pushing the button on his bow tie he is quickly dressed in an underwater suit to swim.*
Sparkles: Bon Voyage!
*And so he dives off before the four could land on the ship.*
Cora: Did Liv inject Mr. Sparkles with steroids? Cause that was a huge crate!
Gogo: *Looks over the ship to the water.* Great.
Hiro: Skymax can bring underwater gear.
Gogo: *Sighs* I guess I could wait here.
Cora: What do you mean?
Gogo: I don’t have underwater gear.
Hiro: Actually, Cora and I have been working on that.
*Soon enough the four skymaxes arrive with their underwater gear, which for Gogo left her pretty impressed. After they don on their underwater suits Gogo swims around and tests it.*
Gogo: Oh yeah, I like it!
Cora: Knew you would love it Gogo.
Hiro: I see him!
*The four spot Mr. Sparkles trying to push the crate away, trying to summon the insane power boost he had earlier, but nothing happened.*
Gogo: Sorry Sparkles but you should’ve had a better plan.
Sparkles: Hey don’t be so harsh I’m on my own here!
*But Baymax’s lie detector says otherwise. And soon enough the mutated High Voltage come out the shadows to face the four heroes.*
Cora: Is that High Voltage?!
*Baymax’s stomach dings with the truth.*
Sparkles: Go fish!
*Soon the two dancing eels join hands to throw a bolt of electricity to the four heroes. The four swim out of the way as they try to form a plan. But each zap gets faster at the four keep dodging.*
Gogo: Now what?
Cora: Hiro, Baymax and I will try to get Mr. Sprakles while you keep High Voltage busy. They can’t blast electricity forever, they’ll tire out!
Hiro: For now, point forward.
Gogo: OK… *Point her arms forward* But why would-Augh!
*Pointing her arms forward acts as a propeller to swim faster.*
Gogo: That was pretty awesome!
*Gogo swims forward to High Voltage as she dodges the out of the blasts until she pushes one out of the way. The eel swims back to their partner but Gogo keeps punching them out of the way.*
Hiro: Omega Danger! Sonic blaster!
*Baymax activates his sonic blaster which blasts away the eels far and far away from them.*
Gogo: Got any more freaks helping you Sparkles?
Sparkles: Uh huh, that big guy. right behind you!
*The four turn around only for Baymax’s belly to light up with a lie. Now it features Mr. Sparkles swimming away pathetically.*
Gogo: Do you guys wanna get him or should I?
Cora: I got!
*Cora swiftly swims in front of Mr. Sparkles, ready to punch him in the face which causes Mr. Sparkles to flinch… only for Cora to use her finger to boop…*
Cora: Boop.
*Which soon releases a large electric shock that stuns him for a moment before he looks up to see Baymax and Hiro behind him. But before Baymax could hold him, High Voltage wraps themselves around Baymax’s legs which soon fritz out his suit.*
Baymax: Oh no.
Gogo: That’s it!
*She activates her arm propellers where she swims around them so fast that she created an underwater tornado that trapped High Voltage and soon enough Mr. Sparkles. Soon they are slammed to a rock.*
Gogo: So, had enough yet?
Sparkles: *To High Voltage* Aren’t you two supposed to be the muscle?! This is embarrassing!
*When High Voltage shrieked, Cora’s eyes widened as she heard instead… their voices.*
Barb: Oh shut up you pint sized twerp!
Juniper: Like any help you were!
Sparkles: Fine, I’ll take care of this myself.
*He pulls out a controller from his pocket which soon activates the crane on the ship to dump massive metal crates onto the young heroes.*
Gogo: Hiro! Cora! Heads up!
*The four try to swim as fast as they could but the more metal crates that fall, the more they are trapped by it. Realizing they would soon be crushed, Hiro gives out an order.*
Hiro: Baymax! Aqua-Fist!
*Baymax fires his aqua fist which creates a large hole for all four of them to swim through before the final crates could crush them.*
Gogo: Great! They got away!
*While they were busy with swimming for their lives, Mr. Sparkles and High Voltage got away.*
Cora: At least they didn’t get the crate they wanted. What’s in it anyway?
Hiro: Can you open it Baymax?
*Baymax rips the crate open to reveal a crate full of gold bars.*
Gogo: That’s a lot of gold.
Hiro: And that’s a lot of proof they’re working for Liv.
*Meanwhile, the three villains swim away towards their destination.*
Sparkles: Darn it! Liv is gonna be so pissed when she learns about this!
*But while they were swimming, High Voltage heard something from the distance…*
Sparkles: Lucky for me, I’m not one who’s body could make sushi right?
*He turns around to see that High Voltage had skedaddled.*
Sparkles: High Voltage? Ladies?…. Oh no.
*As of while the group of Mermaids, a human, a monster, and a robot prepare to ask their questions.*
Kaguya: This goes to you my… sisters. What did you hear about sycorax?
Uma: For one, this Liv Amara has been poking around the bay searching for coral and certain sea snakes.
Lula: Two, they have been, in human terms, been illegally harvesting oysters and glowfish.
Muya: And this recent bit where she is searching for a large crate of gold for a certain disease.
*The Kaguya, Baymax, Kage, and Knox turn to the oval of truth which soon responded.*
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Kaguya: Now what are your questions?
Muya: Is it true that your…son in law, is a giant who’s blood is tainted with wires and circuits that form inside his body?
Kaguya: Yes… thanks to his accursed mother.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Uma: Good.. has there been any… accidents that involved with your granddaughter and her mermaid blood?
Kaguya: *Turns to Orso Knox, recalling how he escaped because Cora was able to understand him* Yes… just recently she had communicated this man. His genetics that contained the whale DNA allowed for her to talk to him.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Lula: Finally… did you tell the half breed about her mermaid blood at all?
Kaguya: She does not know and I want to keep it that way till she is ready.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Muya: *Chuckles* You know baby sister, from what I heard about your half breed granddaughter is that she has a knack for discovering things… don’t be too surprised when the moment she learns about her blood she would never want to talk to you again.
*Kaguya tightens her fists as small cackles of sparks light up. Kage looks at the sisters with an frown.*
Muya: Now we come to the Land Boy*To Kage* Was it true that you had a labotory that had all the information of the citizens of the city?
Kage: Yes.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Uma: Did you ever look up information about Liv Amara prior to your supposed ‘demise’ that you never told anyone?
*Kaguya looks at Kage as her eyes start to narrow in question.*
Kage:…Yes… One way I learned is because… Nozako Mizichio had been the one to give Liv Amara the money to build Sycorax in the first place. But that’s was all I knew before now!
Oval of Truth: Truth.
*Kaguya looks at Kage with shocked eyes.*
Kage: I’m sorry… I didn’t want to frighten you nor my brother… nor my niece…
Lula: Now to the juicy bit. Did you really plan on whisking away the half breed because you thought she was your lover reborn? That she is Chara? So you could plan your 'Happy Sugar Life"?
*Kage’s eyes widen when he heard Chara’s name, which soon raises his suspicion higher. So did Kaguya… but a part of her did want to hear about Kage’s past intentions to her granddaughter. Orso Knox eye’s had widened when he heard more about Kage, realizing that this man is not as innocent as he appears. Kage sighs as he looks up to see the sirens.*
Kage: Yes. I did plan to make Cora be my Chara.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
*Orso Knox looks at the man with shocked eyes as he couldn’t believe the fact that he had planned something so revolting.*
Knox: How could you do that your own niece?! Your flesh and blood?!
Kage: She’s not biologically my niece! I was so desperate to have any semblance of joy, gain back what I had lost with Chara that I clung her memory to her!… I lost my mind… I thought I could never be happy again… Cora was the closest I ever had to Chara…
Oval of Truth: Truth!
*Kage turns his head away as he sees Kaguya looking at him with concerned eyes, ashamed of his past actions. Kaguya then goes forward and places a gentle hand on his shoulder.*
Kaguya:…Kage… what do you feel about Cora now?
Kage: *sighs* All I know is that I hurt her immensely… when I was getting to know her as my… former self, I found myself enjoying her company, that I saw her as family… But the other part of me.. the one where I was Obake.. pushed away familial love for…*Sighs sadly* I don’t know if I could ever truly mend the wounds I inflicted on her, and no doubt that she would never forgive me.. but I’m ready to show that I am no longer the monster she feared so long ago… I want to enjoy her company again as an uncle… and be part of a family again…
Oval of Truth: Truth!
*Kaguya’s eyes softened, as memories of the adventures Kage indavertantly had with Big Hero 7 and such start playing in her mind. He really did change and make an attempt to heal. Even memories of Cora being comfortable of being in the same room as room blossomed.*
Kaguya: I believe you Kage.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
Kage: But there is one thing I’m curios about… *Turns to Sirens.* This goes for all three of you.
Muya: What ever you say Land Boy…
*Kage pulls out the baby blue scrunchie with the initials C.B sewn inside.*
Kage: She always wore this as a good luck charm around her wrist and at her cheerleading performances…why did I find Chara’s lucky scrunchie in the cave you brought me?
*The Oval of truth turns to the three sirens.*
Muya: I have no idea what you are speaking of land boy.
Uma: Who even is this Chara you speak of?
Lula: And what makes you think we would know about some land girl?
*That is when the glow of the Oval turns blood red, its light flashing through*
Oval of Truth: YOU ALL LIED!
*Before they knew it all of them, sans Baymax is down to the ground, feeling a large pressure on their hearts.*
Knox: What is going on?!
Kaguya: If someone dares to lie their hearts will be crushed! They must tell the truth soon!
*the sirens’ try to breath heavily to preserve their breathing, while Muya keeps slapping her tail to the water, which is emitting an echo that is leading to two eels on their way.*
Muya: shut if off!
Kaguya: We took an oath!
Knox: Just confess!
*Kage, despite having his heart be close to crushing, looks at the sirens’ with a glare that spoke certain death. Baymax tries to join to help them but he is zapped away by the oval.*
Oval of Truth: NONE SHALL INTERFER TILL THEY TELL THE TRUTH!
*Just when it seemed like the end for them-*
Lula: THE REASON WHY THE SCRUNCHIE WAS THERE IS BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED THE STUPID LAND GIRL 16 YEARS AGO!
Oval of Truth: Truth.
*Finally the pressure on their hearts elevates, allowing them all to breath.*
Kage:…*Not believing what he’s hearing* What?
Muya: *Smacks Lula upside the head* Why did you say that?!
Lula: Would you prefer for us to be flattened tuna?
Muya: Fine! *Turns to Kage* The truth is that we had started collecting humans to be our bodyguards and handmaidens. And Chara was on our list. But you were always be her side so luring her away would be risky… till we heard of two certain things from the seagulls…
Uma: They do have the habit of spreading gossip around the docks.
Muya: One is your little accident at the school… and two of your elopement! *Chuckles* Young love… for a prodigy you sure made such ridiculous decisions based on hormones and foolish fantasies!
Lula: You should thank us really. When we got to the arrival, nice choice on choosing a spot nearby the sea by the way, we saw your Chara wearing white. With her blue scrunchie and sapphire necklace around her neck.
Kage: My engagement necklace…
Lula: That’s when we saw a woman clad in black ready to strike her down with an axe.
Muya: She was a tough one, she tried to resist our song but we managed to freeze her in place. But during the commotion the girl fell off the ledge with the lady ripping off the necklace trying to stop her from falling…*sighs* But fall she did.
Uma: I managed to swim her to safety while the other two coated the woman’s robes with fish blood to make her believe she committed the gruesome deed. Though along the way she hit her head, cause when we brought her to our island, she couldn’t remember her own name!
*The three sirens’ laugh at the memory of their successful kidnapped heist which only caused Kage to run towards them and grab one of them by the throat.*
Kage: WHERE IS SHE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!
Uma: Uh uh uh! Remember… only one question at the time.
Kaguya:…You’ve been kidnapping those humans far longer than I thought.. *scoffs* I guess the other time when you took my granddaughter and her boyfriend were just you three being sloppy huh?
Muya: Screw you Baby sister.
*That is when Orso Knox comes forward, picking up all three of them up from the water pool and growls after he pushes off Kage to Baymax.*
Knox: I have not asked my question for you three however…Where are the humans you are keeping?!
*Baymax looks down to see two eels swim towards the monster.*
Baymax: There are two eels swimming rapidly towards Orso Knox.
Kaguya: what?
Knox: AUGH!
*High Voltage wrapped their bodies around the monster and shocked him, making him drop the mermaids as he howled in pain. Once dropped the eels then used their teeth to cut through the strong sea weed which allows them all to swim and escape before they could even move.*
Kaguya: *Picking up Orso Knox* Are you alright?
Knox: Sort of… *Pants* Those two were certainly strong for common eels.
*Kaguya turns to see Kage staring at the scrunchie… his eyes soft with memory as he gently strokes it.*
Kaguya: We will find her… I promise.
Oval of Truth: Truth.
*And so, the oval closes and shuts down, having completed its job as it floats to Knox’s claws.*
Knox: Lets get you all home. There will be no doubt about your disappearances today.
*Later on at Sycorax, Liv Amara had received news from Sparkles that not only had Big Hero 7 interfered with her gold heist, but somehow High Voltage managed to overcome their chip controlled hypnosis and scampered off to sea.*
Liv: I am sick and tired of Big Hero 7 getting in our business!
Chris: I know right?
*Chris presses the button to take them down to Liv’s private lab.*
Liv: We need gold! We’re running out of time.
Chris: I know right?
Liv: Would you stop saying 'I know right?’ and be helpful?
Chris: I’m sorry… right?
Liv: Not. Helpful.
Chris: Right…*Pulls out the cupcake with gold flakes* Chris-cake?
*Liv doesn’t say anything as she steps out of the elevator and into her lab, annoyed at her genetically engineered assistant.*
Chris:…It worked before…
Liv: To counter Big Hero 7 I need something… special.
*She looks at the torn apart meteorite as she thinks over what to do with Big Hero 7.*
Chris: Oh your good.
Liv: I know right?
*At SFIT the entire gang is chilling at the robotics lab. Gogo is setting up her electro-magnetic suspension bike while Hiro and Cora play ping pong with Honey Lemon and Wasabi with Baymax acting as the scoreboard. That is when Fred comes in with a green and tacky beret in place of his regular beanie.*
Fred: Bonjour Friends! What do you think of my new hat? Like, Love, or Double love?
Honey Lemon: Its.. uh… nice!
*Baymax’s belly rings up with a lie from Honey Lemon.*
Fred: What do you think of it Wasabi? Like it? Love it? Double love it?
Wasabi: Look at the time! Gotta go to class!
*Baymax’s brings up with another lie.*
Fred: Ummm why is Baymax buzzing?
Baymax: I buzz to indicate Lie-
Hiro: Love of hats!
*Baymax’s buzzes with Hiro’s lie.*
Fred: Aw, thanks Baymax!
Hiro: Ah We-we have to go!
Cora: Yeah Fred! Hiro and I are gonna with Baymax right now. Seems like we have a little problem with a chip.
*Baymax’s belly rings up with truth as Hiro and Cora push the nurse bot out the door.*
Hiro: See ya! And nice hat!
*Baymax’s belly buzzes with Hiro’s lie.*
Fred: *looking at the reflection with his beret* Yeah, this is good. This is working.
Gogo: *Pops bubble* Fred. No.
Fred: Not good?
Gogo: Nope. Not good.
Fred: *Gestures to everyone else* But-!
*Honey Lemon grunts as she shakes her head, meaning that if she doesn’t like it, it really was poor taste. Fred rips off his beret and leaves it at the ping pong table. Once Fred leaves Honey Lemon turns to Gogo.*
Gogo: Destroy it.
Honey Lemon: Right behind you sweetie!
*She pulls out her chem ball to turn the beret to dust, never to stare at the tacky green beret on Fred’s head ever again. Meanwhile Cora stands up on her tip toes and takes out the lie detector chip and places it in her skirt pocket.*
Cora: There we go! We’ll insert the lie detecting chip much later!
Hiro: Cora, its almost time for class.
Cora: Right behind you! *To Baymax* Grandmama just texted me. She and Kage are coming over to meet at the quad, I want you go there to meet up with them. Till then, see ya later!
*And so the two teens go through their classes like everything was fine, though Cora’s eybrow raised at the added rule of No Baymaxes allowed in class.*
Chris: Your next meeting is downtown at three and you have a conference call-
Liv: About my special project I have a mission for you.
*She uses the phone to show Chris his orders on what to do.*
Chris: Ooh~ This should be fun! I’ll have it tonight.
Liv: Good! In the meantime, go to SFIT and see if you can get close to the Mizichio kid.
Chris: Understood.
*Soon they were off their separate way, one doing her usual business and the other making his way to SFIT. Once Chris is there he spots the two teens seated down with their robot joined by the girl’s grandmother, a man with a red streak in his hair… and another Baymax…huh. Putting on his brightest smile he walks over and greets them.*
Chris: Heya! How ya doing?
Cora: Doing fine… Chris? What are you doing here?
Chris: Can’t an old buddy say hi once in a while?
Cora: I only worked one day.
Kaguya: Excuse me, who are you young man and why are you invading my granddaughter’s privacy?
Chris: Oh! Sorry, I’m Chris. I’m Liv Amara’s assistant. And from what I heard you must be her Grandmother! Nice to meet you.
*He holds out his hand to which the old woman holds it hesitantly. *
Chris: And who could that man be?
Cora: He’s my Uncle, Kage Mizichio.
Kage: Hello Chris… its nice to meet you.
Chris: Nice to meet you too!
*That is when he looks down to see at Cora’s lap the very book that their intern was looking at… and so far from his genetically perfect eyes he is reading what leads to a rather interesting chapter in the book-*
Cora: *Slams book shut* Sir, I appreciate if you don’t look inside my book.
Chris: Oh! My apologies Cora. It’s just that it looks very interesting. It said something about Lilac and rosemary being used as a tonic?
Kaguya: Yes. I should know cause my daughter wrote that.
Chris: Ooh! You have a daughter? Must be Cora’s mom right?Where is she I’d love to hear from her.
Kaguya: My daughter is dead.
*Chris blinks as he realized what he had done wrong.*
Chris: Oh I am so sorry I did not mean to sound unsensitive. Anyway, I came to see how Cora’s doing since the incident. Now I know she’s alright. Thank you, may all of you enjoy your day!
*But as Chris starts leaving Cora remembers something and quickly stands up.*
Cora: Wait a minute!…There’s something I want to ask…
Chris: *Grins as he turns around with a smile* And what would that be Cora?
Cora:…Could I talk to Liv Amara? If she could still see me that is…
Chris: I think we can arrange that perfectly.
Cora: OK…
*And so Chris leaves, with a feeling of uneasiness ringing through the teens.*
Kaguya: He’s certainly pushy.
Kage: Definitely.
Cora: He got a look in my book! I’m sorry Grandmama.
Kaguya: It is not your fault. Besides, its not like he has photographic memory right?
Cora: Yeah… oh! There’s something funny that happened to our Baymax earlier.
Kage: And what would that be Cora?
Cora: We were playing two truths and one lie, and when I got to my turn I said the following. One is that I learned to talk when I was four, went botfighting when I was thirteen. And the final one was that I’m a mermaid.
Hiro: Really Cora? You couldn’t come up with a better lie?
Cora: It was last minute! So before, Baymax called out Wasabi’s and Fred’s lie, but he didn’t say anything about my lie!
Hiro: Huh. But that’s when we found out he can figure out he can spot liars.
Cora: I know right! It was probably just a minor glitch. I checked it over and now it seems fine. Seriously Baymax, what are the chances that I’m related to mermaids? Or even the chance that they exist?
*Hiro and Cora laugh at this as Kaguya and Kage look at their Baymaxes, both of them giving eyes that said not to say anything. Both Baymaxes nod as for a brief moment, a picture of a face appears with his finger out signaling a shush movement.*
Kaguya: Yes… just what are the chances…
*Soon enough, Cora is with Baymax, his lie detector chip inserted back as she held tightly her book in her bag. She could almost laugh at herself… she swore to never go back but here she is… Soon enough she is in Liv Amara’s office.*
Liv: Hello Cora.
Cora: Hi Miss Amara…How are you doing?
Liv: We’ve been doing fine. The real question is how are you? It has been some time since that incident… but I can’t imagine how frightened you must’ve felt when you were captured.
Cora:*Remembering Orso Knox’s words* Yeah… it definitely felt real…
Liv: I also see you brought the robot here.
Cora: Yeah… Baymax is here with me because of certain issues…
Liv: Like family issues? Chris told me about your Uncle…he sounded interesting.
Cora: Yeah… I have certain questions to ask if you don’t mind that is.
Liv: Its fine! Its only fair after what happened.
Cora: Though to be honest Baymax is currently dealing with a bug or too.
*Baymax’s belly shows the buzz of a liar.*
Cora: Like that…*Sighs* So first off… what sort of diseases have you been dealing with?
Liv: Well… there’s a rare disorder that I’m really working hard to find a cure for.
Cora: Really? Well I hope you do find it…though that does raise the question on what type of items will be used for the cure?
Liv: I can tell you that a main component is gold.
Cora: Gold… that makes sense. It is bio-compatible and safe for eating… to be honest why would anyone even eat gold?
Liv: It could just be what they find fun.
Cora: I could think of plenty of other uses for gold other than food, like using it to rebuild impoverished towns… did you ever consider using gold to help Mr. Knox while he was still here?
Liv:…I have not considered using any gold on him.
*Baymax’s belly lights up with the face of truth. Cora sighs before she finally chooses to spill it out.*
Cora: Miss Amara… would you say that you were the ones creating the monsters all over town?
*And once Cora spills out those words her heart stopped. She scolded herself for being so brash and knows that this is the point where she has officially lost any semblance of contact with Liv. She turns to Liv who calmly says her answer.*
Liv: Liv Amara did not create the monsters.
*Cora turns to Baymax to see…that she was telling the truth… No…but then…Orso Knox said…but all the things…*
Liv: Cora? Are you alright?
Baymax: You’re heart beat is accelerating and your breathing has shortened.
Cora: I’m sorry Miss Amara… I need some water…and a bathroom.
Liv: Its down the hall to your right Cora.
*Cora leaves the office, her heart and mind speeding against each other with this news. And Baymax, being the faithful robotic companion he is, quickly follows her… and during all her panic she had left her book. Hardly believing her luck Liv quickly grabs the book and opens it. Her eyes glitter with excitement as she finds herself intrigued and fascinated by all sorts of tonics and elixirs that managed to combine herbs and roots and even some of marine life to help those. She especially found the cure for Yellow Diamond back Venom interesting…that is when she finds it… a page…*
I had debated with myself whether or not I should share this with my daughter Akemi, but this potion is the main reason why we both are what we are today.
I never imagined that this could hold such potential. What was once a legend became a reality… a reality I brought forth with my own hands.
This elixir…this miracle. I’ve been experimenting it recently and found that it has other unique effects… my daughter brought it once to an injured wolf (Bless her gentle heart) with a severely torn leg. When the wolf consumed it.. it had healed him up!
When I first attempted to create it I thought I was a fool. A dreamer.
But this dream is now reality..
This is the-
*And the page cuts off.*
Liv: What?! *Flips through page* There has to be more!
*She searched through the pages of the books, searching for the missing page of the book to find what this elixir is and what sorts of ingredients does it have to be so powerful to heal a wolf with such a serious injury like this? As of while Cora finally calms down after splashing water on her face, with Baymax patting her back. She smiles for a bit till she remembers something important.*
Cora: My book!
*Liv Amara hears the footsteps of Cora to which she quickly and carefully places the herbal book to its bag and be seated just in time for Cora to arrive.*
Cora: *Looks at book* Oh thank god, Its here!*Looks at Liv*… you didn’t look at the book did you?
Liv: No I did not.
*Cora sighs as she walks out the door…both unaware that Baymax had heard both of them…and he buzzed with Liv’s response. After saying their goodbyes Cora contacts Hiro and tells him what happened.*
Hiro: Wait a minute… She said she DIDN’T create the monsters and Baymax said she told the truth?
Cora: Yes! That’s insane! Orso Knox told me that she was the one who turned him into what he is today!… None of this makes any sort of sense.
Hiro: We’ll figure this out together Cora. You got my promise on that.
Cora: Thank you Hiro.
*Liv Amara sits on her chair as she ponders about her new discovery… this elixir… there’s a high chance that something like this is bound to be so powerful that they don’t want anyone else to discover…perhaps it could be a cure to-*
Liv: You’re getting a head of your self. First, get the gold. Then, you’ll learn more about this elixir… just in case…
*That night Chris is at the woods where he is carrying a box of honey to lure in a bear. Once he opens up the box he jumps up the tree to hide. The bear came for the honey trap as predicted and as soon as it starts eating the honey Chris jumps down and lands on the bear’s back. This causes the bear to roar as it tries to shake off the human until it finally did. The bear growls at the man as a warning before he walks away. And Chris is able to get what he came for: A clump of the bear’s fur.*
Chris: Gotcha!
*He goes back to Sycorax where Liv Amara starts scanning the bear fur onto her machine.*
Chris: You know… I actually took a peek at the herbal book you talked about… it certainly does hold a lot of promise. From what I read Cora’s mother had created a tonic that contains Rosemaries and Lilacs.
Liv: Hmmm very interesting…Almost done…there.
*Once she completes her work the genetic make up of the bear merges with the innards of Bessie where it shuts it doors to merge the two together. The merging process was so strong that it used all the power of Sycorax to make a black out… until it surges back up again. And so the doors opens to reveal the biggest chimera that Liv Amara ahd ever created.*
Chris: Its perfect.
Liv: Goodbye Big Hero 7.
* Around that time Hiro and Baymax are at home where Aunt Cass is presenting her new dish for Hiro to test out.*
Cass: I hope you’re hungry! I came up with a new recipe today and I think you’re really gonna like it!
*The bowl she presented is a concoction of acai, strawberries, blueberries, and… steamed salami…*
Cass: Acai and Salami bowl!
Hiro: *Apprehensive* Oh…
Cass: I know what you’re thinking. Do those things go together? And my answer is yes! The sweetness of the berries mixes with the funk of the salami to bring full body flavor!
*Cass scoops up a spoon and brings it to Hiro who is currently leaning away from the chimera made bowl.*
Hiro:*Forced grin and quiet voice* Oh I bet it does…
Cass: Go ahead, taste it!
*And so Hiro has to eat the food…his expression spoke volumes that Aunt Cass sadly did not catch on. Hiro finally swallows it down.*
Cass: Well, what do you think?
Hiro: Oh.. its.. umm.. tasty..
Baymax: Your dilated pupils and forced grin indicates you are-
Hiro: Loving it!
*Hiro stands up and tries to push Baymax up the way.*
Hiro: there’s been a glitch or two happening on Baymax so excuse me please!
Cass: What about your Salami berrie bowl?
Hiro; *Calling out to Aunt Cass* I’ll..finish it later!
*Cass looks ta Hiro weirdly before she takes a bite of her creation… she did not like it.*
Cass: Blegh! Can’t believe Hiro likes this!
*Hiro places Baymax to his charging station as he sits down on his chair to get to work.*
Baymax: Hiro, why did you lie to Aunt Cass?
Hiro: I didn’t want to hurt her feelings by telling her I didn’t like what she made.
Baymax: But that is the truth.
Hiro; But saying that would be mean.
*Baymax blinks at Hiro in confusion*
Baymax: And lying is good?
Hiro: No ugh… Lying is wrong… in general… But sometimes in certain situations people lie so other people don’t get hurt. *Sighs* Its complicated.
*As of while at the Mizichio residence, Cora had just finished up washing the dishes after having supper. But while she washed the dishes she had gotten a large stain on her yellow tank top and some on her skirt.*
Cora: *Sighs in frustration* Dang it!
*And so Cora heads up to her room and changes out of her clothes to her night gown, figuring she might as well go brush her teeth and start preparing her bed. But while she is away at the bathroom their Baymax is around, collecting dirt laundry when he found the dirty clothes. He picks it up and places it with the rest of the clothes…not noticed the lump on her skirt pocket. Baymax places the first pile of dirty laundry(Bright colors) and starts its time. But a few minutes in it starts hearing a crunch… A very loud crunch.*
Baymax: *Peers inside* Oh no…
*Cora gets back only to see her dirty clothes gone… and hear the crunching at the washing machine. She zoomed her way towards the crunch to see Baymax leaning in to pull back the laundry… with the pieces of the lie detector chip littered around it.*
Cora: Oh dear god no!
*The next day, Hiro brought over his packed lunch of Acai and Salami, to which Cora took notice.*
Cora: Wow…that is.. uh…something…
Baymax: Hiro lied to Aunt Cass about liking the Salami Acai berry bowl.
Cora: Hmm…*To Hiro* Too bad we couldn’t get close to Liv after the lunch mission.
Hiro: Its OK Cora… besides there’s other times that we can catch up with that chip.
Cora: *Looking rather uncomfortable* About that Hiro… Ya see…
*She then tells then that last night their Baymax was doing laundry and that she had accidentally left the chip in her skirt. When she realized what happened she pulled it out and saw that its permanently damaged.*
Cora: I’m sorry Hiro…
Hiro: No no! That was an honest mistake.
Cora: You think?
Hiro: I know, you never lied to me.
Cora: Thanks Hiro.
*Soon enough Gogo joins the three with her lunch.*
Gogo: What are you eating Hiro?.. and why?
Hiro: Don’t ask.
Gogo: How’s it going with Liv?
Hiro: Due to an unfortunate accident the lie detecting ship was destroyed. But even if its gone I know in my gut that Liv is behind this.
Cora: Mine too… its been that way since the day I met her.
Gogo: Well I’m sure your guts will figure something out.
*That is when her phone buzzes up with a text.*
Cora: What’s up?
Gogo: My phone. *Looks at her phone* There’s a monster robbing the San Fransokyo Trust.
Hiro: As in the city’s gold reserve?
Gogo: Yeah.
Cora: Monster, gold, this is definitely Liv Amara behind it!
Gogo: Ultra-Armor! Lets go!
*And so, after pushing Baymax out of the table, Big Hero 7 flies off to San Fransokyo Trust to stop the monster.*
Fred: Big Hero 7 in Ultra Armor! Gonna Fight a big scary monster~! Which monster do you think its gonna be this time huh guys? High Voltage again? Mr. Sparkles? Ooh! Or Momakase! Hadn’t seen her in a while!
*The monster in front of them is neither of those people. It is a monster hybrid of a rock and a bear.*
Fred: Or a totally new rock monster! So…
Wasabi: Big!
Fred: Awesome!
*The Rock Chimera slams its claws to the vault.*
Hiro: Guys! Protect the vault! We can’t let it get that gold!
*And so four of Big Hero 7 charges after the monster, with Gogo taking the lead as she throws a disc to get its attention. The Monster now regards to the heroes as it roars at them. Baymax soon grabs the monster from behind to which it tosses them away before grabbing Fred and slamming it back and forth. It throws Fred to Honey Lemon which soon leads Wasabi charging in to fight off the creature to which it releases a powerful that soon wipes out Wasabi’s laser blades. *
Wasabi: Guys help! I’m outta power!
Gogo: Gotcha!
*Gogo zooms to Wasabi’s rescue before the monster would slam its rock stone claws to end him. Once Wasabi is safe Gogo goes back to the fight while Honey Lemon joins in using her chem trail. Fred lands a fire blast before Baymax flies in after them, to which the two teens recognize the familiar green glow emitting from the monster.*
Hiro: A rock monster knocking out our tech-
Cora: You don’t mean its-!
Hiro: Bessie! *To Comm link* Guys! Its a Bessie monster!
Wasabi: *Hiding somewhere* Yeah! My gear’s totally dead!
*Meanwhile Fred is currently being juggled by the chimera rock*
Gogo: I think its part bear.
Fred: That sounds about right! Also help!
Honey Lemon: *Running in while throwing a chem ball lasso* Leave him alone!
*The chem lasso soon wraps around the rock bear chimera’s paws to which finally frees Fred, but it also allows for it to pull Honey Lemon forward to face it up front. Honey Lemon quickly dodges before she is blasted by the beam. But while she was running the bear hits her successfully, destroying her chem purse.*
Honey Lemon:Oh no!
*The bear roars and charges after her.*
Honey Lemon: Definitely part bear!
*Honey Lemon runs away from the chimera as Gogo zooms into the rescue.*
Gogo: Hang on Honey Lemon!
*Gogo throws her disc to hit the chimera so it can diverts its attention from her girlfriend. Soon enough the chimera is after her, where her speed and hits allow her to give a few good hits before it zaps Gogo’s wheels, making her immovable as she falls down to the floor and knocks out the rest.*
Hiro: You want the gold? You’re gonna have to go through us!
*Baymax lands in front of the vault as they prepare to face off the chimera. Soon the chimera and Baymax are in a face off as Cora pulls out her hand and squirts ink into its eyes. The chimera roars as it steps back to wipe off the ink from its eyes. Once it gets a good view it soon blasts Hiro and Cora off Baymax and into the floor, now rendering their own powers useless. They look up in time to see Baymax be sent flying off the air and slammed to the vault.*
Baymax: I have been hit…
*and so Baymax shuts down.*
Cora: Oh no!
Hiro: Baymax!
*The two could only stare helplessly as the bear walks forward to Baymax and the vault. It starts ripping the door when Baymax’s rocket fist soon comes up and knocks him in the jaw and slamming it to the ceiling.*
Cora: Baymax you’re alright!
Hiro; How did you do that we thought you were hit!
Baymax: I lied.
Hiro and Cora: What?
Baymax: So that you two would not get hurt.
Hiro: Thanks buddy.
Cora: *Hugs Baymax* You’re the best.
*But their moment of friendship is cut short as the chimera gets up and blasts out loud, filling the entire building with green light. When the dust settles Baymax is lying down, Hiro and Cora are on the floor with the boy shielding her. When they get up they see the vault completely empty of gold and the Chimera.*
Honey Lemon: Are you two OK?
Hiro: Yeah but Bessie got away.
Cora: And taken the gold with it.
Gogo: Looks like Liv got what she wanted.
*And so they all head back home, trying to rest up from their failed mission and think over their thoughts. Hiro soon pulls out his phone to call Cora, who is currently making preparing for bed.*
Cora: Hello?
Hiro: Hey sweetie, how are you?
Cora: As decent as one would be after being slammed by a rock bear chimera.
Hiro: Yeah, I suppose so.
Cora: Hiro… I really mean it that I’m sorry I got the chip destroyed. But what good did that happen… she flat out said that she didn’t create the monsters.. but I know she did!
Hiro: I told you its fine! Sides, even if the chip was here it would probably won’t do much help. Liv is smart so she could find a way to lie about it and not get caught. All we have now is out gut feelings.
Cora: Yeah! Sooner or later Liv is gonna make a mistake and we’re gonna catch her in the act!
Hiro: Exactly… We all know that Liv Amara is behind the monsters no matter what… but the question is why?
*At the Sycorax lab, Liv Amara is heading to the pod that contained the person inside. Wiping off the frost reveals a woman… who looks like her but slightly older.*
Liv: Good news! I got the gold. I promised you I do whatever it takes… Liv.
*That very same night, far into the southwest pacific lies an island where inside is a sinkhole. One would think it is unhabituated but no… there were people there living in the sink hole. And one of them is ready to scale up the wall, dressed in an oversized wool coat, red scarf, a blue oversized Russian cap with a black bill and a gold button, and a worn white dress covering her bare feet. The person looks back to see one of them, a sweet, latin woman in her 50s, looking at her with worried eyes as she held in her hands a cloth bag filled with clams, coconuts, and berries for the person. The person goes forward to the woman and accepts the bag, hugging her tightly with small tears trickling down her eyes.*
Sweet Woman: Are you sure about this? I know its been days since the sirens’ have left, but you could hurt yourself! What if they catch you?
Person: And what if they don’t? Abue, this could be our chance to leave… to go back home. Its now or never.
Abue: *Sighs* You really are stubborn… Take care mi Nina.
Person: Thank you Abue.
*And so the woman climbs up the sink hole, loosing her footing only twice before she gets up to the land. The woman carefully takes her steps through the sand, for the first time stepping in something dry, before she runs towards the trees where she found a hidden boat that the sirens had kept from them. Once there she quickly sets up with gathering more food and coconuts for her trip. She looks at her necklace and sighs softly. The necklace was composed of a worn out shoe lace… and a beautiful heart shaped sapphire in the middle. She pushes the boat out to sea where soon she paddles her way out. The older woman sighs as an older man who is of Irish origin goes to comfort the lady.*
Lincoln: Judith…she will be alright. San Fransokyo is the closest to land safely… and it is where she is from.
Judith: I know… but I worry. Now her memories are returning… her face brightened when she mentioned about her city, her school… and her love.
Lincoln: Do you worry that those she loved had moved on?
Judith: Yes… but you are right… After all.. she is stronger than she looks.
*They look up to the star lit sky and moon, showing the face of a young woman with Strawberry blonde hair and green eyes, holding her necklace close to her.*
Judith: May your journey to your past bring you home at last…Chara.
A.N: And that is Lie Detector! So whatcha think? Didn’t expect that to happen huh? I am aware that new episodes are coming much later to which yay for me since finals is coming! Sorry it came so late after it ended, but I had to tweak it a little! Love you all and thank you for reading Big Hero 7!
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toomanysurveys9 · 5 years
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Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? not that i can remember. i know i’ve had dreams where i was stabbed. those are fun. What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? i would want to let my loved ones know that i love them and that i did my best to make them happy. Can you sleep with the light on? nooo. i barely sleep with the phone light on. What’s the most bizarre Horror movie you’ve ever seen? idle hands, if you want to call it a horror movie. and the one with the killer tire jacob made me watch. lol. What band can’t you stand listening to? i never liked most music by one direction. that was the first one i thought of.
Would you ever take a Lie Detector test for your significant other? yeah. why not. but i’d also be annoyed he felt it was necessary. What food doesn’t go well at all together? there are lots of examples, but one is pickles and ice cream. What is your favorite food group? bread/grains. lol. Are you easily influenced? i guess i can be. What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? criminal minds probably lately. Do you necessarily have to be unsober to have a good time? of course not. i actually feel it’s less necessary now that i have my kiddos. i remember i used to be drunk almost every weekend once upon a time. but i’m never drunk anymore and still have plenty of fun. if not more. How do you feel about the color mahogany? it’s okay. it’s not my most favorite for most things. Would you ever have a bird as a pet? i was never that into birds. Hows’ your relationship between you and your grandparents? it’s okay i suppose. Ever had a forbidden love or lover? my parents did not approve of jacob and i dating at the beginning, but i’m not sure i would say it was forbidden, so i guess no. What genre of books tends to take you to a whole different world? fantasy. i love young adult fantasy.. Do you have a photographic memory? no. At the end of the day what or whom do you find yourself thinking about the most? my kids. Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? no. thank goodness. i don’t do well speaking in front of large groups. Do you know someone who’s been cremated? yeah. my great-uncle chuck. What subject do you think school or college could really do without? gym. lol. kidding... for the most part. What is your current problem? i don’t have a current problem really. Any events coming up that your looking forward to? hm. not too much. i’ll be starting a new job at the beginning of march (because i won’t have my transcripts before then) and i’m excited but i also am sad and not happy at the same time. it’s a weird feeling. Do you like canopy beds? i used to love them, but i never actually had one of my own. What is your favorite animated movie? the lion king is definitely one of them. Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? i’d prefer something in the middle of the two. but probably big city over small town. more opportunities. If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? i like foxes a lot.
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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years
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Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? I don’t think so. I’ve had dreams of me being chased with a knife and somebody else (no one I knew) being stabbed. What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? Telling my family I loved them and thanking them for everything. Can you sleep with the light on? I could, but I’d rather not. I do sleep with the TV on; though, for some light and noise. What’s the most bizzarre Horror movie you’ve ever seen? One that just came to mind was this movie on Netflix, Would You Rather. What band can’t you stand listening to? I’m not into any heavy metal. I also don’t get the hype about BTS.
Would you ever take a Lie Detector test for your significant other? I guess it would depend on the situation. What food doesn’t go well at all together? Hmm. People didn’t get my Pizza Rolls and mustard combo I used to do. What is your favorite food group? Fats and sugar,  starch and carbs. ha. Are you easily influenced? Really depends. I’m usually pretty skeptical, and also very stubborn. Certain things I can be. What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? I don’t have one. I watch some stuff on the ID channel sometimes. Do you necessarily have to be unsober to have a good time? I haven’t drank in over 5 years, so. I didn’t need to drink to have fun, but it was fun sometimes. At least for a little while. I definitely can have fun without it, though. How do you feel about the color mahogany? I don’t feel any kind of way about it. Not something I think about. Would you ever have a bird as a pet? Nah. Hows’ your relationship between you and your grandparents? I was very close with my maternal grandparents, especially with my grandma. I have a good relationship with my paternal grandparents, closer to my Nana, but it’s different than how it was with my other set of grandparents. Ever had a forbidden love or lover? It wasn’t forbidden, just didn’t work. What genre of books tends to take you to a whole different world? I read young adult/new adult type books where the main character (s) has gone through something traumatic and is struggling with their mental health and then they meet someone who has their own issues and they get together and end up helping the other, but of course something major happens that tests/changes everything at the climax. Those kind of books. Do you have a photographic memory? No, I always thought that would be cool. At the end of the day what or whom do you find yourself thinking about the most? My health mostly, as well as just my life in general. Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No. Do you know someone who’s been cremated? My maternal grandparents and one of my uncles. What subject do you think school or college could really do without? Well, I’m not going to say they could do without any particular course because they’re useful/beneficial to someone, even if they’re not to me. What is your current problem? I feel like crap. Any events coming up that your looking forward to? I’m looking forward to seeing that movie, Glass. Do you like canopy beds? I’ve never had one, but I’d like to. What is your favorite animated movie? Toy Story (all of them), Alice in Wonderland, and Winnie the Pooh movies. Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? Small town. The kind with cute shops and cozy cafes. If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? A lion or tiger.
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lavieboheme930 · 5 years
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Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? No
What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? I don’t know Can you sleep with the light on? Yes What’s the most bizarre Horror movie you’ve ever seen? The Strangers  What band can’t you stand listening to? No band in particular really
Would you ever take a Lie Detector test for your significant other? Why would one have to  What food doesn’t go well at all together? I don’t know What is your favorite food group? no favorite Are you easily influenced? No What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? SVU Do you necessarily have to be unsober to have a good time? No.  I rarely drink as it is and have a good time How do you feel about the color mahogany? I like it Would you ever have a bird as a pet? I have in the past Hows’ your relationship between you and your grandparents? they’re all gone :( Ever had a forbidden love or lover? No. What genre of books tends to take you to a whole different world? any fiction Do you have a photographic memory? no. At the end of the day what or whom do you find yourself thinking about the most? Usually when I’ll be going to my next comedy show to see Sal Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No Do you know someone who’s been cremated? my grandfather What subject do you think school or college could really do without? Gym I hated that in grammar and high school What is your current problem? nothing Any events coming up that your looking forward to? Seeing Carbonaro live on Thursday!!! Do you like canopy beds? I did as a kid What is your favorite animated movie? Aladdin Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? Big city all the way If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? My dog of course!!!!
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nostalgiaispeace · 5 years
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Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? not that i recall. What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? idk Can you sleep with the light on? depends. What’s the most bizzarre Horror movie you’ve ever seen? i’m not sure. i’ve seen so many What band can’t you stand listening to? i’m sure there are a few,
Would you ever take a Lie Detector test for your significant other? sure...but it’d be pointless. What food doesn’t go well at all together? a lot of foods? What is your favorite food group? idk Are you easily influenced? no? What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? SVU Do you necessarily have to be unsober to have a good time? umm..i can be? How do you feel about the color mahogany? i like it? Would you ever have a bird as a pet? noooooo Hows’ your relationship between you and your grandparents? good Ever had a forbidden love or lover? no What genre of books tends to take you to a whole different world? all the books Do you have a photographic memory? i guess At the end of the day what or whom do you find yourself thinking about the most? Matt Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No. Do you know someone who’s been cremated? idk What subject do you think school or college could really do without? idk What is your current problem? too many Any events coming up that your looking forward to? nothing Do you like canopy beds? idk..i have no feelings about them What is your favorite animated movie? The Lion King Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? small town If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? idk tbh
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superlamarberry · 3 years
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Watch "Big Bird Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair" on YouTube
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