#BRING BACK NAP TIME

[bbreaddog]

The garage door was still open

#personal #funny #mine #I draw things #pets #dogs #okay to reblog #this happened like an hour ago #he is napping FAT in his doggy house rn #in other news: hi I’m sort of half back from the dead #I have read all your messages and will respond in due time #thank you for the love and for understanding <3 #I’ve had my blood taken more times than I’d like in the past 2 weeks #my arms have been swiss cheesified……ough… #so they’ve been very bruised and sore this whole time #today is 2 weeks since hospital! still alive and kickin #and I can use my arms enough to be able to draw this shitty little comic and make myself smile about it #most of my test results have come back normal (to my frustration) #waiting on a holter monitor in the meantime #and searching for new psychiatrists who don’t belittle me for bringing up otherwise valid concerns #spending lots and lots of time with dad and the boy #spending as much time out in the sun as my body allows #doing all the right things… hanging in there… #anyways. this was a really funny interaction and I wanted to share #:-)

[puppyeared]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

#MOTHER FFFFUCKER #to be fair. my doc said I could stop taking them while im on break since i wouldnt need to be constantly pumped on stimulants #im not sure if it was a side effect but i managed to take like 3 different naps in one day and STILL managed to sleep thru the whole night #at least 2 days into my break. the weird thing is i didnt feel more or less rested afterwards. but mentally i think im in a good place rn #to really put the level of awakeness im at rn i feel weirdly confident i could start one piece. also bc of that sick new opening it BANGS #the song is really good and im in love with the animation style. did some digging and it seems one of the lead animators is masato mori #but i could be wrong. it seems he also did some work on mp100 which could explain a lot lol.. he uses smear frames really well to convey #consistent movement and fluidity!!! someone else might have done color design but it works really really well esp with odas style!! #just love the overall vibe and aesthetic and id really love to study it and incorporate a bit of it into my art.. especially the thick #outlines which i think helps to separate characters and objects on screen. though i have to say the style is definitely more suited to #animation bc of the simpleness and smears. maybe that will help me explore shapes and perspective when i draw... i wanna get better #at drawing poses and angles but i have a hard time wrapping my head around space and using perspective guide lines NGHHHH #i wonder if it has to do with my dogshit ability to judge distance. not depth perception but like. judge how far smth is in metres etc #im also wearing an N95 for the first couple weeks back bc of the wave. absolutely NO BODY is wearing a mask its so fucking over #where im sitting ive heard 5 different people coughing probably not into their elbows!!! and im just. head in my fucking hands #there was a kid sitting a couple seats away in class coughing as he pleases and i wanted to grab him in a chokehold so badly. PLEASEE #ive been annoying my family by asking them to mask up and reminding them to bring masks when they go out and showing them news articles #but at least its working bc we ordered some KN95s and my mom is at least taking me seriously so. please dont be afraid to speak up abt your #health. take care of yourself and others however u can!! wear that mask indoors at your maskless friends house!!! stay home when u can!! #im wearing a surgical mask at home too bc my parents have '''a dry throat cough''' and they are so bad at coughing into their sleeves #also im pretty sure dry throat isnt transmissible bc my brother started coughing too so.. i also tested negative but they havent tested yet #im also not a doctor but i have to keep reminding ppl whenever i can that covid and flu work differently. covid is new and too recent to #have nearly as much research done on it. it seems its also compounding so instead of building immunity it weakens the body and spreads to #to other systems which might explain brain fog and muscle weakness. i remember someone early in the pandemic got infected and it messed up #their smell/taste receptors so bad that they cant eat most foods and that stays in the front of my mind when i think abt covid. christ #yapping

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *calling up the high council after getting kidnapped* Okay, I know it’s been two weeks, me and Anakin are fine, we spent most of that in hyperspace-

Yoda: My grandpadawan! Stolen he was, and yet willingly with his captor! Give him back, you will!

Kidnapper: *eye twitch* Your… grandpadawan…

Obi-Wan: *deep sigh* Grandmaster, this is my dad. Like. The biological one. There’s been a lot of political unrest on Stewjon and they needed a Jedi but the senate kept refusing. I was unfortunately supposed to refuse myself when he, the advisor to the queen, tracked me down, so. I just told him to kidnap me.

The parent: Oh. I’m just. The biological one?

Obi-Wan: Sir I know you by a single photo and the fact that the force told me you were telling the truth. You’re lucky I’m not calling you Sperm Donor.

The parent: 0-0

Mace: You know, you could have just taken a vacation? We aren’t holding you hostage. Though I guess these things happen.

Yoda: Speak for yourself, want my grandpadawan back, I do! Give him back!

Obi-Wan: Wow. These calls always give me emotions. Disgusting.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #ani is happily enjoying having a grandpa for a while #he’s being spoiled rotten and given fancy presents #it’s all very new and interesting to his twelve year old self #mace windu #Yoda #Yoda is just pissed THATS HIS BABY HE HAD CLAIM LONGER #mace is sorta bored and wants a nap which is a mood #but he’s mostly sleep deprived cause he always gets insomnia when Obi gets kidnapped #every time Obi is gone from the temple longer than a month he brings back issues or problems

[icewindandboringhorror]

Misc. photos from the past year or so ~

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. napping bapy boye sneeping on his own foot as if it were a pillow #2. The little primrose that I have seems to bloom sporadically all year around as long as I bring it inside and don't let it freeze #in the winter. This was a flower that came up randomly like mid november lol #3. Rainbow where you can see a little bit of a second rainbow near the bottom of it :0 #4. CHILDREN.... love to see them..... #5. Halloween Candy ranking tierlist. not important enough to post on it's own. so throwing it in with one of these I guess lol #I am also not really a candy person at all and prefer bready stuff like cakes rather than chocolate bars (if I even have to have sweets #at ALL which usually I prefer savory food). I suspect the apple is controversial but.. I do love apples .... huzzah #actually am having applle and peanut butter snack right now as I'm writing this lol #6. Various bowls/cups/etc. that I got from a store at COMPLETELY different times like.. years apart from each other #yet at some point realized that they all mostly match in paint color and seem to be part of the same pattern #But I totally didnt make that connection until a few years ago when I was putting up dishes. I just bought them all invidually because it's #like 'oh cool! a cat' *1 year later* 'oh cool! a cat!' etc. lol.. I guess it must be a popular design if it's been around being sold that #long. #7. carne asada burrito and matcha bubble tea... oughhgh.... again one of my very rare meals where I actually go and get something.. #probably my favorite meal currently. Something about the Chronic Anemia makes me crave beef burritos madly despite only having one #maybe twice a year or so ghjbhj.. plus the beans.... onions.... many of my Diet Forbidden foods... Also of course the little aishas #are there.... somehow they shall split the meal together even though it's like 10x bigger than their bodies.. they are also hungry #and vastly anemic... huzzah to them... #8. I've had this shirt for a long time but it fits very weird so I can never find a way to use it in outfits?? But I recently had #an appointment where a doctor needed to be able to look at my back and it's one of the only actual Shirts that I have (mostly i just own #long robes or tunics or jumper dress type of things that would be hard to lift up or etc. like... I dont even own a single normal 't-shirt' #or anyting aside from one giant tshirt that I sleep in in the summer lol.) So I wore this there.. I forget how much I love the pictures on #it.. how pleasant... little hummingbird... AND I think one of the flowers is supposed to be columbine ... ! #photo diary

[toasteaa]

In the spirit of the potion hop event: What kind of potions would Neuvilette and Zhongli like? What about Eclair? How would a scene with her going to the potion shop and talking with Traveler look like?

So I hadn't started playing the event when I first got this question but now that I'm almost done with it, I feel like I can give a more accurate answer -

As far as Zhongli is concerned, there's no actual need for him to get any of the Traveler's potions. He's lived long enough and has experienced enough to the point of being comfortable in both halves of his world: the adepti still address him as a friend and humans recognize him as a trusted consultant and confidant. If he were to request a potion, it would likely be something rather spontaneous.

There's a best selling Constitution potion with relaxing effects? Sure, he'll try it. A Charisma potion that smells like qixing atop the mountains? A nostalgic scent that he'll keep for himself. Surprise him; he's always extremely fond of the unexpected.

Neuvillette on the other hand...as the current assumed leader of Fontaine, he's had to step into a role that he isn't entirely acclimated to. As the Chief Justice - and solely as the Chief Justice - his roles were limited to that of the courts and the Palais. He was visible enough to be known, but he was the Hydro Archon's right hand. He moved when she did. When she spoke, the nation listened - himself included. Lady Furina was the leader; he's been thrust into the role without much (if any) time to adjust to it. The stress that has come with this has been...unforgiving. But it's also brought his severe lack of interpersonal social skills back into his mind.

While he's not one to be nervous exactly, Neuvillette is aware of how stilted he can be and how his general demeanor can be off-putting to others. If he had the opportunity, he might be inclined to request a potion that increases Charisma while also keeping the consumer relaxed. Not so much because he wants to be more likable (or more approachable), but so he can handle his increased workload and his abilities as a leader are not compromised by his increased exhaustion. It's much easier to stay focused and amicable when stress doesn't cloud your mind.

As for Eclair, hmm...I think she would have been pulled in to do a little "investigating" after the Traveler's potions reached Fontaine's borders. She'll do a little snooping around, probably get Paimon a little worried they did something wrong, and reassure the pair that she's there in an unofficial capacity. She's not on any cases at the moment, but heard about the Traveler taking on new endeavors in the realm of alchemy and potion making. And she was curious! For such high praises to be sung about how the Traveler's potions have increased productivity in the Bureau, Eclair wants to see first hand how effective they can be. As well as seeing if there are any potential drawbacks from them.

Eclair is, of course, always open to having risks taken and trying something new. If she were to make a request, it would likely be for something that could help keep an investigator focused and alert while also keeping their wits about them. While some independent investigators handle smaller, more social cases, Eclair and the rest of the Investigations Bureau handle more...challenging cases. Cases that can (and do) disturb most civilians. If she could get something that could help keep the mind clear yet focused so an investigator doesn't misstep in a crucial time, that would be ideal.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #these were fun little things to think about #I actually love the event! It's been one of my faves in a long time! #makes my little gremlin mind happy. Especially since I was the kid that threw grass and flowers and water together and said 'potion' #bringing advanced potions to my sweeties to help them feel better muwah muwah #Also if *I* (or Eclair really) had to request a potion for Neuvi. It would definitely be one to get him to relax and unwind for once #Take a break old man. Take a nap. I have thigh pillows. They're this big for a reason. Bring me your head for some hair brushies 🤲🏾💕 #do I even put this in the main tags when Eclair is sitting there beneath the cut? why not #zhongli #neuvillette #genshin zhongli #genshin neuvillette #oc tag: Eclair Dumont #Okay time to get back to work 🫡

[rubiesintherough]

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#(( ooc. )) #venting tw #negativity tw #i know ive been bitching about this a lot lately but just let a girl vent pls #husband just got home and said 'you look tired you should go lie down ' #and i told him i cant. i have too much housework to do. 'well lay down after that ' #cant. because then i have more housework after that. #and he got all huffy at me like i was being dramatic #and he said 'how am i supposed to snuggle up with you if you arent laying down? c #and i shot back ' who's going to do the housework if i dont ' #and he rolled his eyes. straight up rolled his eyes. #this is the man that is constantly telling me to just ask him for more help. just make a list #yelled at me and stormed out of the house whej i told him to pls just use his eyes #bc i dont have time to make him a list of chores #and also the man who if i do ask him to do smth it doesnt get done #examples just from today. he was heading into town and i asked him to please bring the recycling with him. he didnt. #he yells at me for doing the cat litter bc its bad for my asthma. but then leaves it until its bad enough i have to do it #bc its unfair to the cats to expect them to use a litter box that bad. and then he gets mad at me for not just asking him to do it #like. its in the bathroom. right next to the toilet. he has to look at it when hes taking a shit every day. and youre telling me #he doesnt notice it? i have to remind him??? #and then i get yelled at and reprimanded for just doing it myself #' ASK FOR HELP DAMMIT! ' #i do. i do all the fucking time. i ask you to empty the garbage bc bending over makes my back scream. but you dont #and i have to power through and do it. #i ask you to bring the recycling into town to drop off. and as soon as you leave i find out you didnt even gather it up. #i ask you to please clear out the bathtub drain. for two weeks. and you brush it off until the day i decide to #do it myself and you get so passive aggressive about it and ' no ILL DO IT. the tool is back in my mom's room #guess I'll just go WAKE HER UP FROM HER NAP so i can grab it since you need it done! ' #im so tired of asking and then just being disappointed anyway. #if im gonna get yelled at anyway id rather just do it all myself so at least its done. and not sit there and beg for help and do it anyway

[softquietsteadylove]

For the mermaid AU:

After the capture situation Kro is angrily searching for Thena. Gil is taking care of Thena and one day Kro arrives at Gil’s doorstep.

Let’s do a little more angst and sweet moments :D

"Gil."

Oh fuck.

Gil nodded to the fellow fisherman. They were never exactly on super friendly terms anyway, so it wasn't exactly as if he would have been expecting them to start chatting lightly. "Kro--what are you doing here?"

"Well," the taller man began, stepping into Gil's home without so much as an invitation. He pulled his hands out of his rain coat pockets. "I was in the area."

Bullshit. It took a solid twenty minutes by motorboat - or ten minutes by ship - to get to the port from Gil's little island.

"I'm sure you heard that I had a..." Kro paused, looking around the kitchen, "rather large catch get away from me."

"Yeah, I heard," Gil managed to sound casual as he said it, closing the door behind Kro, resisting every urge of his to throw him out. "What was it, a swordfish?--shark?"

"Hm," Kro scoffed quietly, finally turning to Gil. "Bigger, actually--something quite...unique. It was a real treasure."

Gil nodded, as if to offer his sympathies to the monster in front of him. "Well, it happens to the best of us, y'know? Don't let it get to you."

"Well, the thing is, Gil," Kro walked back over to him with a menacing look on his face. "It didn't just get away. Someone snuck onboard and cut my net."

"Really?" Gil asked immediately, refusing to give Kro even a hint that he knew what he was talking about. "That doesn't sound like any of the guys here."

"No, I didn't think so either," Kro faked a sigh. The guy had a sense of drama, huh? "But then someone told me that your little dinghy was missing after my catch was taken."

Gil shrugged, putting his hands on his hips. "I had some dinner at the pub and headed home, man. I don't know what to tell you."

Kro looked out Gil's kitchen window to the end of his dock. "What's the box for?"

Gil held his breath. He had built it there so Thena could come and go as she pleased. It had clothes, and food, little trinkets he found that he thought she would like. Granted, he had built it for her long ebfore all this had happened. "Well, I'm always forgetting something before I head out, y'know? So I built that for some spare tarps and extra socks and shit."

"Smart," Kro outright laughed. He looked at Gil again. "I know she's here, Gil. Or if not here, then you have her close by."

"Who?" Gil scowled.

"Don't pull that shit with me, Gilgamesh," Kro snarled, happy to storm over to him. Gil was a mountain of a man but Kro had a freakishly tall frame and he wasn't exactly lacking strength himself either. "You stole that little nymph from me."

"You caught a nymph?" Gil continued to rile up the increasingly dangerous visitor. He managed to feign his disbelief only because Thena was upstairs having a refreshing little nap in the bathtub. "You feeling okay?"

"I will find her, mark my words," Kro growled right in Gil's face. "I will find my fortune and when I do, I will have you arrested for theft. Maybe I'll even rip out one of those little fangs of hers and send one to you on a necklace."

"Get out."

Kro leaned back, satisfied to have gotten any reaction out of Gil at all.

Gil was shocked he had held himself back from snapping the guy's neck. Kro would be deserving of it, just for making him imagine Thena getting her teeth pulled.

"I'll be back, Gilgamesh," Kro promised ominously, pulling the front door behind him on his way out.

Gil waited until Kro was all the way back to his main dock and heard the motor start up. He sat himself down - collapsed - into the seat at the table. He had known this would happen--had been expecting it since the night Kro caught Thena. And still he was shaken.

"Gil?"

He scrubbed his hands over his face before looking up. Thena leaned her head against the doorway, her hair completely dry despite her aquatic lounging. She was wearing a soft, pale blue denim shirt of his, the sleeves rolled up messily and unevenly to her elbows.

Thena came over to him, resting a hand on his knee and looking to him carefully. "You look frightened."

He nodded. He felt frightened. He took her hand in his, holding it to him. "He doesn't know you're here, but he knows it was me. And he's not going to rest until he finds you."

"So he won't find me."

"Thena-"

"Gil," she soothed, her voice as smooth and iridescent as a seashell. She knelt down next to him, letting him keep her hand in his for comfort. "The safest I can be is with you. Even if he combed the ocean for me...I would still come back to see you."

Gil sighed, taking in the beautiful Angelfish before him. He knew she was telling the truth, and he probably wouldn't have been able to resist her either. He liked to believe he would, but if he was being totally honest, he would probably be out there looking for her too.

"We're safe here," Thena nearly whispered.

Gil let out a shuddering breath. He pressed a kiss to her hands. "No more swims for a little while, okay, Angelfish? Not even around the dock."

Thena nodded, fully understanding the restriction and the need for it. "What about you?"

He shook his head. "It'll only be even more suspicious if I take time off work now."

He had only taken the day immediately after the rescue off for himself. And even that was potentially suspicious. He just couldn't bring himself to leave Thena alone.

"I'll be fine here," she smiled at him, as if her life weren't hanging in the balance of something out of their control. "You go and work. I'll read the books Sersi brought."

Gil nodded, trying to take in a single steady breath for her sake. He ran his thumb over the back of her hand, "want anything when I go out tomorrow?"

Thena pulled his hand to her cheek and leaned into his touch. "Just...come home soon."

#Thenamesh Mermaid AU #the drama! #some angst #Thena sees Gil off to work and maybe stretches her fins a little #but when he's at work she's supposed to stay in the house #so he showed her how to fill the tub #he thought maybe she would like playing in the water #only to discover she naps in it with her tail hanging over the side #or she submerges her tail and leans on the edge of the tub with her arms #he's found her like that a few times #he doesn't exactly have to worry about her drowning in the bath after all #and he brings her back little things when he goes to the mainland #like rocks or pretty shells or beach glass that looks like her eyes #or his--as she started requesting #she's always delighted by whatever he brings her

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

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#spent the whole fucking day with a splitting headache #that would not go away despite my taking pills and napping and eating and stretching my back.... #what a nice way to spend a Saturday 😭 #anyway time for bed #hoping tomorrow will bring me no migraines

[munamania]

things have not been normal. im so tired.

#i nap all the fucking time cause im so tired and my body is like making me get rest one way or another but then i wake up #and everything is still just waaagghghghggh you know. i am fucking sick of it! #i am not just a normal amount of tired i have been on the verge of shutdown since at least mid semester hanging on by a fucking #pinky nail like im going to be fucking insane. i NEED a break. if i need to check into a psych place to have that happen so be it #one way or another yall will leave me ALONE. #tired of people holding it over my head like when they've done shit lately esp when it's bc of how badly ive been fucking struggling #im not just being lazy!!!! im losing it!!!!! and that makes me feel like i cant reach out or rely on others cause i'll always fucking owe #them something or im always gonna be on thin ice in potentially fucking things up #like i need two seconds to get back to myself i need time to reconnect i cant fucking do this anymore #i love myself i dont like how im acting rn bc im just desperately in need of a break #and god yeah fucking arent we all but i need someone to see that it's bad and just. Be with that. not shame me or make me feel like shit #or fucking less of a person or like i need to like Bring it down a notch or whatever idfk. #just kind of saying things now. i need to journal and cry i think. #abby talks #i dont LIKE napping my days away i dont like not having time to do things i enjoy other than like laying around watching stuff #or being on my phone but i have genuinely not had it in me to do anything else. #anyway. i think i seriously need to be okay with being 'meaner' aka just prioritizing MY feelings and being ok if people r mad at me #cause it honestly feels like ive gaslit myself so many times into thinking im crazy to the point where i struggle in the most basic #situations. uggggghh.

[katytheinspiredworkaholic]

Chapter 01 of Dual Correspondence WILL be posted tonight!

Usually I post around 5pm EST, but I came down with a terrible head cold yesterday and I'm so frustrated about it xD horrible timing as usual. But the chapter is basically ready so I'm not postponing. It'll just be later tonight 💕

#personal stuff #of course my kids bring me home a head cold that make my sinuses scream at me #why do i tempt fate every. single. time.??? #im off to nap before i go back to edits

[notamean-greenbean]

i may be mentally troubled but

#butt #rant in tags #i am so severely fucked up #i need a friend to come and take a nap with me and maybe bring some appy slices w peanut butter #god i just need some consistency in life if only ONE THINH could not be a fucking shit show #but noooo everything has to ALWAYS be on the rocks #can i call upon my friends in times of need? or do they all hate me #can i rely upon my family when i’m going through hard times? or will they snap back at me #only consistent relationship i have is with my dog #and even with him i don’t know if i can pick him up without getting bitten #when he was just a baby i could pick him ip and just put him on my chest and we’d fall asleep like that #i still do that now and he’s like a fifty pound weighted blanket but when i do it’s by the miracle he didn’t snap at me #he gets mad. just like everyone else in this family #(myself included)

[taetr4ck]

hii! i'm so so sorry i haven't updated in awhile. college is so so painful, so many things to do 😭😭

how are you? >o<

-💌

hello my love 💗 how are youuuu? that's totally understandable tbh, college is a pain in the ass™ atp all we crave is a deep, undistrubed sleep ‼️

i'm actually doing good! i'm about to die because of the heat tho AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH it's currently 36 degrees (celsius) here in my country so i can't go out 😭 aside from that everything's fine ! i hope you're doing great as well nonnie 💓

#ᨳ ✦ % : from the bluest of waves 🌊 #— 💌 anon! #you can do it my nonnie i'm here to cheer you on ☝🏻‼️ #can we just bring back nap time like we used to in grade school LMFAO

[thelaughingmerman]

I had like such a good day until about 7 o'clock and the anxiety hit me like a freight train

#im also so close to going back to the hospital money be damned #because im like ao sure theres something wrong with my heart or lungs #like the bulk of it is anxiety and the throat issue but all of it?? #every so often ill get a pain in my chest sometimes on one side sometimes the other #its not horrofoc but its noticeable like a prick #sometimes when i breath deeply sometimes just random #im at my wits end im so tired im so scared im so stressed i dont have #any more sick or vacation days and its starting to affect my work #im so lethargic i cant eat food normally the only food i can sometimes bring myself to eat keeps making me sick #and i keep having panic attacks so bad i have to leave the floor to compose myself. weekends are so stressful because thats extra time im #just home by myself im so scared and so stressed and so mad #but at the same time im so emotionless. how can you be terriefied but apathetic at the same time #i took a three hour drive earlier and the only thing that got me back home #was i started to feel groggy and thats not safe #the other day i left work early in a panic and went for a drive but had to stop in a parking lot and take a nap #because i very nearly ran off the road not an exaggeration those bumps on the side of the road there for a reason #theres also the change the bulk of it is gastro related and if so idk if i can make it another 2 weeks for my appt

[emphistic]

Bf!Sukuna who sometimes calls you 'girlfriend' — and not in a flamboyant way

"Girlfriend, c'mere."

"What do you want, girlfriend?"

"Sure, girlfriend."

Bf!Sukuna who loves having your lips on his; he'll just randomly come up to you and slot his lips against yours without a word

Bf!Sukuna who walks around the house shirtless, and teases you by saying, "You should try it out," only to get a pillow thrown at his head

Bf!Sukuna who would pause his video game just for you

Bf!Sukuna who is actually super clingy, and cannot function without having you in a foot radius — but will never admit it

"I'm going to go get groceries now."

"I'll come with you," he said, immediately standing up from the couch.

"I thought you hated errands."

Sukuna shrugged, "'m bored."

Bf!Sukuna who spits in your food when you're not looking

Bf!Sukuna who, when he can't sleep, will just stare at you — a few times, you've woken up to his creepy crimson eyes staring back at you, and you socked him in the jaw

Bf!Sukuna who claims to hate your music, but whenever you two are in the car, he'll always let you handle the aux

Bf!Sukuna who purposely forgets to do your laundry so he can see you be forced to wear his clothes instead

Bf!Sukuna who is the king of keeping eye contact

Bf!Sukuna who'll hover around while you do your makeup and just ask random questions

"What does that do?"

"Why the fuck is it shaped like that?"

"It's almost as big as my dick."

Bf!Sukuna who steals your things and raises them above his head where you can't reach just to mess with you

Bf!Sukuna who never gets cold, and while that may seem like a good thing in the winter because you have a personal heat generator, it is the absolute worst during the summer — you have to ban cuddling because Sukuna is just too damn warm

Bf!Sukuna who doesn't help you bring in groceries, even if your hands are full

Bf!Sukuna who ignores you for the rest of the day if you forget to give him a good morning kiss, or good morning text (if you guys are temporarily apart)

Bf!Sukuna who is good at everything he touches

— a/n: kinda irrelevant if you ask me, but I just had to include this

Bf!Sukuna who pretends to forget if you guys have planned a date together

Bf!Sukuna who gets a hard-on when he sees your angry face; he loves having you pull on his ear and drag him away to a secluded area to hear you yell at him — he thinks you sound so sexy and look so hot

Bf!Sukuna who isn't above doing extreme pda when he sees someone staring at your ass

Bf!Sukuna who whines about going to work, claiming it's boring, but in reality: he just doesn't want to leave you — or vice versa: he doesn't want you to leave for work

Bf!Sukuna who swears up and down he doesn't want kids and hates children, but when he sees you taking care of his little brother Yuuji, he finds himself doing a mental 180°

Bf!Sukuna who goes into a trance staring at your ass

Bf!Sukuna who has no purpose for an Instagram account: you forced him to make one — he never posts on there, but when does, it's only pictures of you and occasionally him and you

Bf!Sukuna who has a drum set in your guys' shared apartment, but refuses to play it for anyone but you, and even then, he only plays to annoy you or wake you up from your nap

Bf!Sukuna who permanently quit smoking when he saw you plugging your nose near him

Bf!Sukuna who enjoys chasing you around the apartment, sometimes with a knife in hand just to make you extra scared

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#sukuna x reader #ryomen x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #sukuna fluff #sukuna headcanons