#Ba'al

[judgeverse]

[sits bolt upright awake at 3am] what if ba'al auditioned to be on wormhole xtreme. what if he actually got to guest star and by the time the stargate program noticed it was too late

#stargate #stargate sg1 #ba'al #sg talk

[spockvarietyhour]

Cliff Simon as Ba'al

#Cliff Simon #Ba'al #Stargate Continuum #Stargate SG1 #Hide and Queue

[captain-sassy-socks]

#TFLN #Stargate SG-1 #Ba'al #what is queued endures

[my-chemical-mermaid]

Playing Baulder's Gate 3 as an SG1 fan is so funny for me, everytime someone mentions Bhaal in the game I'm picturing this guy:

#bhaal #ba'al #bg3 #baulders gate 3 #baulder's gate 3 #sg1 #stargate sg1

[shinobicyrus]

“Is it really wise to...provoke him?”

“It’s what I do.”

#It's what he does #Stargate SG1 #Stargate #Jack O'Neill #Ba'al #the only acceptable way #to deal with megalomaniacal space snakes

[theconjurervfx]

Stargate: Continuum (2008)

#stargate sg1 #stargate: continuum #teal'c #ba'al #above earths orbit #2008 #mood #lol #scifi #wet hands lol #comedy #cliff simon #christopher judge #stargate sg 1 #stargate

[tabbyofwisdom]

#Stargate SG1 #Sgt Siler #Walter Harriman #Bra'tac #Jacob Carter #Selmak #Paul Davis #Janet Fraiser #Apophis #Ba'al #Peter DeLuise #Martin Wood

[hxans]

#it came from twitter #stargate sg-1 #the quest #the quest part 2 #cameron mitchell #teal'c #vala mal doran #ba'al

[chaoticpostcollectionstuff]

Ba'al retires on Earth like Lucifer fic idea

Sam and Jack are going to get married and Vala organides Sam's Bachelorette party. They go to Vegas.

They're at a casino enjoying themselves when Vala spots someone familiar at a Blackjack table.

it's Ba'al

but it can't be, can it?

They start discussing possible explanations and the casino employee overhears it.

"Nonono", they say "That man over there is our esteemed gust Mr. Simon!" He tells them that he owns a nightclub and several other businesses like hotels and bars in LA.

Sam and Vala exchange a Look™ and then call SGC.

They get a background check done and it turns out that yes, this man is a businessman and filthy rich, but he appeared just a few years ago out of thin air.

SGC checks in with the Tok'ra and they still have the Ba'al host body who's got the symbiote extracted in Continuum with them.

it's Ba'al. A real, full Goa'Uld Ba'al. Either the original or another clone, but that doesn't really matter at the moment, what matter is that there's a real Ba'al in the casino with them.

Sam and Vala slowly turn and look - stare - at Ba'al, who's totally winning Blackjack and looks at the Blackjack casino guy in an inappropriate way.

They continue to stare and suddenly Ba'al looks directly at them and winks.

They quickly turn around and go "oh shit", because he's probably going to flee now and then they have to deal with a rogue Goa'Uld on the loose in Vegas all during Sam's bachelorette party.

Their short panic is interrupted by a polite waiter who offers them expensive looking cocktails. "We didn't order those" "They are a gift from Mr. Simon over there"

Mr. Simon is no longer over there.

They get up to search for Ba'al, Vala takes both cocktails because "It'd be a shame to waste them!“ (she's right, they look delicious).

They check the other rooms and hallways and look! They actually find him rather quickly.

He is busy being inappropriate with the casino guy.

This is embarrassing. For them, not Ba'al, he gives not a single fuck that smug bastard.

Casino guy thankfully leaves and Ba'al's all "And how may I help you dear ladies?“, grinning like the cat who just ate the canary and being a general slime bag.

Vala goes full confrontation, he knows how he can help them - by coming with them to the SGC, he's hereby under arrest.

Ba'al raises one smug eyebrow and answers that he is an upstanding citizen simply enjoying the pleasures that Vegas has to offer and has done nothing wrong in his entire life

They argue over Ba'al's identity even though they all know that he's lying.

Before things can get too heated, however, Sam gets a call from the wedding venue.

It burned down. (Was it arson? An elaborate plan of Ba'al's to ruin the wedding? Who knows.)

Vala, who organised it and really wants her friend's wedding to be perfect is more upset and distraught than the actual bride.

"Where are we going to find a new venue in just one day?"

Well. Ba'al owns several suitable venues, he offers. Even though their insistance on him being a murderer AND an alien is irritating to say the least, he would not want to see anyone's happiest day in their life ruined!

It's a terrible idea. They call SGC. It is decided that yes, this is the best solution, because they get a wedding venue and they can keep an eye on Ba'al.

Ba'al is thrilled and grins like the Cheshire cat.

Sam empties the cocktails by herself.

Vala swears that she'll personally strangle Ba'al if he dares ruin the wedding.

No one knows how to explain this to Jack.

#stargate #stargate sg1 #lucifer #ba'al #samantha carter #vala mal doran #jack o'neill #fanfic #the chaotic original tag

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Stargate SG-1 - Insiders (S10E04)

#Stargate SG-1 #SG-1 #Stargate #Ba'al #cliff simon #ba'al clones #sam carter #vala mal doran #teal'c #insiders #stargate spam

[judgeverse]

have a ba'al

#ba'al #stargate #stargate sg1 #my art #finally one of these that's truly any good #kinda. #sg1

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate: Continuum (2008)

#Stargate SG1 #Stargate Continuum #Ba'al #Apophis #Cliff Simon #Peter Williams #stargateedit #sg1edit #GIF #my gifs #scifiedit #it's not a stargate rewatch rewatch #stargate continuum rewatch #Hide and Queue

[captain-sassy-socks]

#TFLN #Stargate SG-1 #Jack O'Neill #Ba'al #what is queued endures

[tomorrowusa]

Extremist Christian fundamentalists in Hell still spouting that "imperfect vessel" bit about Trump.

I'm no theologian, but false god seems like a more accurate description than imperfect vessel regarding Trump's place in the religious universe.

#fundamentalists #christian nationalists #religious extremists #ba'al #donald trump #'imperfect vessel' #the trump cult #the far right #the devil made them do it #election 2024 #pat byrnes

[sg-done]

Ba'al: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

#ba'al #stargate #sg1 #stargate sg-1 #sg-1

[kiki-and-cordelia]

MY FRIEND TOLD ME THE ARCHONS ARE NAMED AFTER DEMONS OMG HERE'S WHAT I FOUND

Barbatos: archer demon who speaks to animals, reconciles arguments in friendships, can be found in the forest ( like we did when he spoke to Dvalin!!), Earl of Hell

Morax: wise, knowledge of stones and herbs, half bull; half human (close enough to part dragon part qilin with his exuvia), President of Hell

Beelzebub/Baal: power over lightning, wind, and rain, the names Ba'al and Beelzebub are often confused in translation for one another much like how Ei and Makoto were confused for each other and the whole archon shadow deal, "Ei" (the theology demon Ei) is noted to be more aloof than Ba'al and less likely to intervene in the human realm

Paimon?!?!??!: Paimon is one of the most obedient servants to Lucifer???? Omg im stunned ;0;, in theology, paimon is a man with an "effeminate face" and a crown???!!, will clearly answer any asked questions, teaches all and will teach secret things of all the Earth (Teyvat in our case), "constrained by divine virtue to stand behind the exorcist" (like paimon is to traveler!!)

#genshin impact #barbatos #venti #archons #demons #mihoyo #dvalin #baal #ba'al #beezlebub #raiden ei #raiden makoto #raiden shogun #ei #makoto #morax #rex lapis #zhongli #paimon #aether #lumine #traveler