#Bangs pots and pans together

[mango-fizz]

EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP THERES A NEW SQUID SiSTERS SONG PRODUCED BY BIG MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#splatoon #squid sisters #bangs pots and pans together #my prophetic dream

[andeat]

✉ ¹ , … @coastercrushed / “ DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME? ”

maybe you do. maybe you don't. either way, you don't wanna think about it. that question is way too fucking loaded and you wish he hadn't of asked it. like, how the hell do you even answer? christ. why did he have to break away from his usual script of saying something stupid? now he's stuck you between a rock and a hard place (giving him a real answer or making him regret asking — but being honest might do that, anyway). you're not used to meaning anything to anyone. and that's on purpose. teeth dig into the inside of your cheek, fingers pull through your hair. foot starts tapping against the ground. neck rolls to the right and then the left, before settling look up at the stars.

“ i dunno. do i? ” because you know what he means to you, and you figure it's around the same. and then you sigh with a shake of your head. “ i mean... i can take a guess. — prob'bly more than i should, huh? ” and you shouldn't at all. this is what you get for letting whatever's happening go too far. but dammit, mapplethorpe's got a hold on you. and you hate it.

#⫘⫘ ♯ [ 𝘐𝘕 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘙 ‚ ] — *̲ 🩸 ◞ answered . #coastercrushed #bangs pots and pans together

[ruairy]

.

#my body is like hey!!! im tired!!!! go to sleep!!! it is naptime #i get into bed and i close my eyes and my brain and my body are both like uuuuh? what are you doing? you think we are going to sleep????? #bangs pots and pans together #now repeat this in an endless cycle until whatever illness i have goes away

[sageofjustice]

He is still in the mood for affection....

#bangs pots and pans together #gimme fluff and shippy content

[honeysweetcorvidart]

if i had been given the choice, i still would have chosen you.

hey so i'm totally normal about the lovers reversed

#persona 5 #goro akechi #persona 5 protagonist #akeshu #digital art #sketch #viala and salex have already seen this but i am TOO TIRED FROM ZINES to Finish It(tm) so. here. sketch. #lovers is so good gang. it's so good. part 3 is gonna wrap up on the first and i'm so excited im banging pots and pans together #uh. if you somehow don't know of it do heed the tags but i PROMMY it is worth it

[pealingpetals]

he's just a little chilly

#pretty much any ship that gets the monkey in my brain screaming and banging pots and pans together #can be boiled down to “I'd rather choke and die than admit i like you even a little bit” #which is weird because personally I tell people I love 'em and appreciate them and care about them all the damn time #I'm emotionally constipated in other fun ways #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #fanart #my art #bnha #bnha fanart #dabi #touya todoroki #shiggy #shigadabi

[kunoichiblossoms]

@tensasai​ sent: ❝  aw,  baby.  it’s cute when you’re jealous.  ❞

“It’s not cute.”

It isn’t, really. Sakura gets angry, flustered and, in extreme cases, violent. Well, it’s not as if she will chase people down to make them pay for their wrong deeds of even looking at the object of Sakura’s affection for a little too long, but she’s not above a push, a shove, or breaking an inanimate to make a point by accident. But that is besides the point, because---

“I’m not even jealous. Don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Sakura knows exactly what Tenten is talking about, because she absolutely is jealous. And Sakura knows that she shouldn’t be, which makes it even worse and even more not cute. 

She can’t help it. Whenever Sakura gets a good thing in her life she holds on to it fiercely, refusing the world to rip it from her the way it had before - and yes, sometimes it translates into jealousy, because how dare anyone try to take someone Sakura cares about away from her? Actively or not. Really, most of the time they weren’t even trying at all - such was the case now, but Sakura couldn’t help but feel like the least interesting choice when Tenten was just in such an animated conversation about weaponry, therefore her fear of being left out reared its ugly head in the form of petty jealousy. 

Sakura sighs. Petty. That sounds about right. 

“... Shut up, Tenten.”

#tensasai #answer. #bangs pots and pans together #LOOK AT /THEM/

[sinshiney]

IT'S NOVA HOURS

#she's banging pots and pans together in my brain #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nova au #sinshine draws

[beomgyus]

cutie

#txt #tomorrow x together #txtnetwork #moasource #idolsincedits #idolnexusedit #mgroupsedit #malegroupsedit #ultkpopnetwork #kpopco #kpopedit #kpopdols #kang taehyun #taehyun #m:gifs #*banging pots and pans* YOU EVER SEE A MAN SO

[avocadoraisin]

Can you draw more of Hoffman pinning Strahm against the wall (perchance with belly) 🥺♥️

sure (◕‿◕✿)

#-bangs pots and pans together- its time for more flustered strahm #i need some1 to do this to me #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #mark hoffman #peter strahm #saw #saw fanart #drawing #sawposting

[pianokantzart]

Bowser’s Portrayal as a Hopeless Romantic

After my initial viewing of The Mario Movie, I couldn’t help but wonder what on earth was up with Bowser’s attempted wedding massacre?

At first glance it seems to be a highly miscalculated attempt to impress the princess; a social blunder, ridiculous even by Bowser’s standards. It’s an easy interpretation to make when he had the sweet puppy-love look on his face while explaining what he was about to do.

But then I noticed that when Peach turns to him with a look of horror, Bower’s expression and attitude shifts.

He knows exactly what he’s doing.  This is backed up by this exchange earlier in the movie, when he first announced his intention to marry Peach:

Koopa Trooper: Doesn’t she hate you? Bowser: Of course she hates me! but that makes me love her all the more.

At surface level, Bowser’s lovesick behavior seems to indicated a misunderstood softie... the proposal rehearsals with Kamek, the flowers, the stupid hat, the power ballad love song, etcetera. There is no doubt that somewhere at Bowser’s core, there is a desire to be loved back.

But at the end of the day, being loved does not take priority. Bowser’s priority is to be in control, hence the power star being at the center of his proposal. He doesn’t want a partnership so much as he wants to be the undisputed victor in the war for Princess Peach, whether his opponent is Mario or Peach herself.

He has no interest in meeting her halfway. His entire courting process is thus:

“Marry me or I’ll destroy everything that you love.”

“I’m going to prove my absolute power over this situation by ordering a mass slaughter on our wedding day.”

TL;DR

“I would never marry a monster.”

SHE’S RIGHT, AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT.

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #big spoilers #bowser #princess peach #*bangs pots and pans together* PEACH IS RIGHT TO HATE HIM #unpopular opinion: he doesn't need a 'gentle guiding hand' to show him how to behave and redeem him he NEEDS AN ASS KICKING #super Mario brothers #super mario brothers movie #long post #dumb ramblings I just needed to get this out

[saltpepperbeard]

Mermaid Day Smiles Taika and Rhys in Behind The Flag: Mermaid Day

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 BTS #Taika Waititi #Rhys Darby #Edit #ofmdgifs #ofmd gifs #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmdblog #ofmdaily #*banging pots and pans together* throwing up throwing up throwing up throwing up throwing u-

[citroncynique]

projecting again, aren't you?

#limbus company #heathmael #lcb queeshmael #lcb ishmael #lcb heathcliff #lcb queequeg #lcb cathy #lcb catherine #BANGS POTS AND PANS ALL THESE PUZZLE PIECES COME TOGETHER TO MAKE THESE TWO ASSHATS SUFFER AND I AM THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINED #im trying to draw some more muscle on ish these days #STOP PROJECTING THE LOVES OF YOUR LIVES ON EACH OTHER YOU DUMBASSES I AM BEGGING #look at this mess #also here's hoping this cathy design holds up???? grabs the TGS CG by the throat #please please please

[luckycharms1701]

*leans over well, and whispers over it* Have you ever thought about mikey during mating season?? I would love to hear your thoughts on it… (I’m very normal about the thought of it)

who, me??? think about mikey during mating season? i would never

so anyway, here are some thoughts about how bay mikey is during mating season

needless to say this is a little (a lot) spicy 🌶️ , reader beware. seriously, i did not hold back

Mikey is a little unpredictable during his season. Sometimes he’s whiny and needy. Sometimes he’s a smooth motherfucker who gets you where he wants you without you even noticing. Sometimes he can’t think about anything but sex. Sometimes he just wants to cuddle. Mostly it's a little of everything.

The number one thing for Mikey during his season is you. Before you were in the picture, mating season was a miserable time for Mikey. Now that he has you, he can’t believe how much better it is. He even looks forward to it! Because it means you will be with him as often as you possibly can. So he is Super Clingy, to the point where he often just has to be touching you in some way, sexual or not.

He spends hours trying to prepare you for what is to come when you agree to this the first time. (He still asks. Every year.) Leo and Donnie help him with a presentation and everything. Raph doesn't help with the presentation, but he's there when it happens, to help you interpret when Mikey goes a little off script. It's the most serious you've ever seen Mikey be.

Mikey does NOT like to share when it’s his season, unless it’s with you. You need to take him somewhere private because he suddenly decides that everything, including his brother’s belongings, is his. One of the earliest indicators that he’s in season is when he snarls at someone for picking up a slice of pizza. It’s always a slice of pizza, the first time. And when you’re involved it’s all bets off. No one can even look at you without him staring them down.

Okay. Okay. This mans? Has stamina like you've never seen before. ALL of his energy? Is focused on you. You will never be as satisfied as you are when it’s mating season. Mikey loves giving oral, and when he’s lucid he will spend as much time as you’ll let him between your thighs. He especially enjoys the noises you make when he fucks you with his tongue.

When he’s not lucid? Well. Sometimes, especially when it’s early in his season, Mikey enjoys the chase. He’ll stalk you through wherever the two of you have holed up, calling for you with a smirk. He catches you, divests you of one piece of clothing, then lets you go to continue the chase. You’ll occasionally put on a lot of layers to tease him. The longer the chase, the more excited he gets, the better the sex is.

Mikey will let you know he’s ready by lightly biting your shoulder. He’ll just kind of hold his teeth there, waiting for you to give a signal that you’re ready. He’ll take a verbal confirmation, but Mikey likes it best when you start stripping him as an answer. If he’s already naked, he wants you writhing and pulling him close, showing him that you’re desperate for him. Your neck and shoulders are always covered in mottled bruises when mating season is over.

He starts slow. Mikey wants to be gentle with you, wants to make sure you enjoy this. But every time, his hormones take over, and he can get a little rough. As time goes on, the gentle periods get smaller and farther between. However, he never draws blood, never actually hurts you. (Leo worked with him relentlessly until even when he’s working on nothing but instinct he won’t hurt you. Mikey asked him to do this.) Unless you ask him to, that is. Then all bets are off.

Mikey is the king of nicknames, but not when it’s mating season. Then he always, always uses your name. Sometimes it’s as if he can’t believe you’re here. Sometimes he’s desperate for you, only you. Your name is whispered in your ear and shouted to the heavens. The only other thing he calls you? “Mine.” He’s unsurprisingly quite loud when he fucks you, churrs and chirps and growls and moans echoing around you.

He’ll take you wherever and whenever. Up against a wall, bent over a table, you kneeling on the couch while he stands behind you. Hell, if nothing convenient is nearby he’ll pick you up and hold you against him while he fucks into you. But Mikey is sweet (and vanilla) at heart. His favorite position is always with you laying in bed so that he can stare into your eyes and watch when you come.

When mating season is over, you won’t have to lift a finger. Mikey cleans the area and very gently cleans you. He takes care of your bruises. He makes sure you’re fed and hydrated. He airs the place out. If you even look like you might want something, he’s there asking what you need. “You took such good care of me angel, let me take care of you too.”

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head bonks: @yorshie @avery73 @justalotoffanfiction @thejudiciousneurotic

#tmnt #bayverse mikey #bayverse mikey x reader #theory tag #mating season #*bangs pots and pans together* #GOOD MOOOOOORNING MIKEY WELL #COME GET Y’ALL JUICE #thank you anon-chan for this #hope you enjoy

[cosmiado]

okay im sorry but Hermie is ABSOLUTELY faking his crushes on Scary and Link. he is a goddamn theater kid which means he needs attention more than anything in the world, and that desire more often than not centers around Normal (ESPECIALLY considering "i like you too," which is about attention regardless of whether or not he was lying). literally hes doing the queer high school equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails at recess by telling Normal about his "crushes" so that Normal will get upset and pay more attention to him. its the same tactic he used with the mascot costume all over again

#banging pots and pans together and screaming my objectively correct (/j) Herm interpretations #HE HATES HIMSELF!!! HE FEELS BAD ALL THE TIME!!! HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING LOVED BUT HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!! #GETTING ATTENTION IS THE NEXT BEST THING!!! #thinking about his last moments #he wasn't joking. he wasn't playing into his flirty funny goofy persona #he wasn't asking Scary for a kiss before he went gentle into that good night #he was desperate. he was dying. he needed Normal. surrounded by his beloved uncle and alleged crushes and adults who know more about healing #and he wanted Normal #im having such regular thoughts and emotions guys #dndads #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #sophomore slump

[desceros]

*looks left* *looks right* *pops head in doorway whilst shaking a tin can*

Spare rise!leo mating season headcanons, mayhaps?

🥺👉👈

[drops these into your tin can] happy december, anon-chan

like donnie, he has a period of about a week in the spring where he just gets unbelievably horny. unlike donnie, i think his sneaks up on him a bit more. it'll just hit him all of a sudden that oh. yeah. i've been really restless for the last couple of days because mating season is tomorrow. that explains a lot

before he knew you, it was miserable. it was one long week of having the most unsatisfying orgasms, ruining a pillow from rubbing off on it, being a stupid drooling mess who can't string two thoughts together. by the end he's exhausted and irritable, though after a recovery day he's back to normal and relieved that it's over for the year.

after you start dating though, oh, man. he fucking lives for this time of year. he's just obnoxious about hyping it up for you. already touchy, he's almost overbearing with how cuddly he gets. he doesn't notice, but you do, picking up about a week before it hits that he just can't keep his hands off of you. grumpy if you're within a hundred yards and not pressed up against him. syrupy sweet like candy, needing your attention like it's the blood in his veins.

the first morning, it's super romantic. he wakes you up with his hands on your face, tapping at your cheeks to get your eyes on him. that's always your cue that it's starting. he'll tap you during the year all the time when he wants you bad, but the cheeks are only ever on this morning. he's so soft and affectionate, hungry as fuck for you but needing you to say yes. and when you do, it's probably the best sex you have all year; passionate and slow as he lets his mind slowly turn into soup, all those complicated thoughts he always has in his mind sliding away and replaced instead with how good you make him feel and how much he just adores you.

then, for seven days, you're in his bedroom. unlike donnie, for whom this season is 100% fucking, leo's a bit closer to what could be called making love. it's all about the two of you feeling good while he breeds you. but one thing he does share with his twin is that you're not leaving the four walls until you're done. he's not as aggressively possessive as donnie (who is a well-known bitch during his mating season), but he, too, doesn't like to share this part of you. you, well-fucked and blissed out, is for him to see.

he's open to positions; liking equally when he's fucking you from behind; or when you're riding him with your palms pressing on his plastron; or when you're twined together side by side, too tired to be on top but needing to still be close. he needs to have his dick in you, and he will be coming inside, that's still not to be questioned; but he's much less picky about how it happens.

boy is a talker. you're going to know exactly how good you feel, how amazing you are, how he can't hardly stand how much he loves you, every single detail that makes him obsessed with you. it's not even conscious; he's just babbling, mind gone and mouth working.

at the end of the week when he can finally put his brain back into his skull, he's really big on cuddling for a few hours and just making out. you smell like him, just him, and that makes his turtle brain so happy he just churrs nonstop. his sass comes back and he starts teasing you about how you can't move your legs (though you're quick to remind him about the first year you'd done this, and you'd challenged him to stand and he'd immediately folded to the floor). and then he pulls you into the shower and gets you cleaned up, at which point the two of you always go out to eat with you wearing one of his shirts (the one that has a habit of sliding off the shoulder a bit), him preening at how you're so, so visibly his.

#ask tag #fragment tag #me: [banging pots and pans together] leo likes it when he makes someone feel good bc it makes him feel more confident #and feeling confident is how leo feels good (which then makes him want to make YOU feel even better) #so mating season with leo is one long ouroboros of your pleasure feeding into the other for seven days straight #tmnt #rise #leonardo/reader