Distance to the nearest Bass Pro Shops
by u/toddrjones
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basculegion pro shops design for those who get it
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This blew up on Twitter and I forgot to post it here
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I finally made it, on my last full day at the United States of America, I managed to visit a Bass Pro Shop! Man I’ve never seen so many guns before, and the ammo section at the Walmart I visited the other day just pails in comparison, so many rounds!
This place honestly made me wish I had an American citizenship, because man those guys were just so damn cool, and affordable too! But alas, my Colombia ass could only watch in awe.
I wanted to at least buy a gun replica, but through a lawyer uncle in Colombia I found out that even those get confiscated at the airport, because thanks to some new laws you need a special permit to import them, fucking bullshit man.
It was still a really fun time, man you Americans are lucky! Also, somehow, I was left with the feeling of getting into fishing.
But I’m not sure why tho.
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ahkmenrah visits the memphis pyramid bass pro shops dot png
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Ok but wait, if the Eiffel Tower and some generic hydroelectric dams survived WWV and the multifaceted apocalypse that followed, there's probably an at least decent chance that the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid survived as well, right? At least in part? Does the enourmous logo mounted on the front side still exist, and resemble a bass?
Legitimately wondering if the people of Splatoon, being intelligent aquatic creatures, some of which literally are evolved bass, would find some sort of religious significance in the site. After all, it's entirely reasonable for them to believe it's some kind of monument to fishkind. Do they pick fishing lures out of the wreckage and believe humans mated en masse in the site? Or that it was some sort of marriage ground, and the lures were symbolic?
Do they believe the scrappy bone remains of mounted deer, boar and bear heads are the remnants of offerings of hunted game to the bass gods?
Is anybody descended from the fish housed within the in-building fishing pond? Are these people regarded as religiously significant? Does Kikura from C-Side, alongside her bassfolk bretheren, pilgrimage to the Great Bass Pyramid to pay tribute to the bass god, Proshops (pronounced praw-ships)? Does a crowd of green and brown and grey, mottled scaly skin glistening in the post-nuclear Memphis sun, gather to pay tribute to the great metal plaque of him mounted on the side of the still-standing historical site? Do they leave fishing lures and offerings of earthworms and chicken liver to an altar of antlers and tusks?
Does Proshops legitimately sit among the pantheon of sea gods, watching over basskind as a guardian, birthed from the human love of the creature and the creature's love of humanity? In a world governed by vibes, does belief create the god?
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I went shopping inside of the Bass Pro Shops pyramid. I've never ever been to a Bass Pro shop.
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BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID
Look how happy he is to finally get out of that drive!
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Thoth moving into the Memphis Pyramid in The Red Pyramid implies he was the one that turned it into a Bass Pro Shop.
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kilian
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all i want for christmas is you
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Is now a good time to mention how I went into a fugue state last weekend and painted that guy who stripped naked and dove into a bass pro shop aquarium ? His lil renaissance ass pose inspired me
Ft. Its honored spot in my apartment
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Bass Pro Shops Dolls: Nicer than Lammily but May Shoot Bambi's Mother
Someone on r/dolls told me about the Bass Pro Shops 1:6 fashion dolls when we were discussing Lammily. This weekend, we were at the big Bass Pro Shops in Manteca, and I got to see them in person.
Look at those articulated wrists! While her face is about on par with the Kenya's World "Nicole" dolls that briefly graced our fallen world in the mid 2010s, it's not bad.
Her knees and elbows are articulated, too!
Now, for $30, this is not my cup of tea, but as a less glam alternative to Barbie, these dolls look decent. Were Nicholas Lamm to complain these gals are "intimidating," it'd be because they have better survival skills than he does.
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