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tizzymcwizzy · 4 months

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so,,,, yesterday while i was procrastinating i watched the first episode of naruto.

#BLAME MARISA #naruto #my art #im getting these fucking blonde boys as hand me downs istg #BELIEVE IT!#first drawing of the year and its another blonde guy.. who could have predicted this extremely unlikely turn of events........#naruto uzumaki

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un-papas0te · 6 months

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#feelin myself this morning #me #tummy tuesday #naruto #believe it!

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al-hekima-madara-blog · 1 year

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Schoolgirls dictatorship and Naruto fandom

After a year hanging around in the tumblr Naruto fandom, I've learned with certitude that men (and women) are forbidden to have friendship and express brotherhood. But also, I've just noticed recently that poor general culture is a must. When you read a story you shouldn't be curious to google what you don't understand and expand your view. but in contrary you should tear down the plot to your limited schoolgirl comprehension of the world. And gaslight everything/everyone that/who doesn't fit to your desires. And if it's not enough, have a tantrum, call people names !

What do I mean by schoolgirl? You don't need to be at school, neither being a teenage not even being a girl. You can be a 40 years old mother of 6 with a deep schoolgirl mindset. Schoolgirl is a concept, a way of life, a philosophy of being. It's rooted from the idea that everything is about you somehow. What you feel is what the world shall feel, what you see is what the world shall see, and in the Naruto fandom what you want is what Kishimoto wanted too but couldn't say it loud enough so he needs YOU to make it more obvious to the ignorant mass of readers. Here is an exhaustive list of what a schoolgirl will demand and impose as canon no matter if it destroys the whole story in the process :

intense emotional romance (love or hate, with me or against me tropes)

intense hardcore sex (hormonal urges)

intense anxieties. Toxic love affairs, taking pleasure in the victimhood's position with a total refusal to acknowledge own mistakes is a peak.

abolition of friendship. It's a shonen but you know those sad and pathetic males in denial of their true feeling, stubbornly platonic who refuse to engage in graphic intercourses for the well-being of schoolgirls' libido.

meowmeow-fication of the world, the cuter the better. Why should we take into account the mysterious attraction in the otherness, the beauty, the paradox and awe in human's nature, human's temperaments, the subtle differences between men and women while it's so much more easy for your lazy brain when everyone is a babygirl.

Decontextualisation. War? shinobi world? history? geography? politics? nuances? foreign cultural norms? No this is too deep for a schoolgirl. You need storyline like junk food, it needs to be fat, heavily sweet and easy to digest. How dare you add subliminal references to others artists from past centuries, arts, mythologies? You mean the schoolgirl needs to actually open a non fanfictional book? Shut up !

I was reading lately a comment from someone stressing that there is "obvious" romance spotted when Madara asks Hashirama to kill him and in reverse when Hashirama chose to kill himself. I thought to myself : Ok maybe not everyone knows what is the bushido (google it!) ...but surely this fandom has seen before a war movie or knighthood movie or even spend time talking with actual soldiers? They seems to genuinely ignore what is a code of honour. Secondly we're talking about a japanese manga and the Warring state era is heavily inspired by the real Japanese warring state era (Sengoku Jidai). If you have watched the documentary Age of samurai on Netflix, they… decide to perform su*cide all the goddamn time! 😭 Often for reasons related to honour, avoidance of disgrace for the group after a general loose a battle. But also a su*cide can be a form of protestation, a way to tell an important message.

Emile Durheim (google him!), a sociologist who wrote a study about su*cide classifies them in 4 differents types : egoistic, anomic, fatalistic and altruistic su*cide. The well-known japanese seppuku performed by samurai is part of the altruistic form. When Hashirama is ready to die, It has nothing to do with emotional turmoil for the love of his life or whatever metaphysical anxiety. He wants to prove how strongly resolved he is to build his village and the new era of peace he dreamed of and for that he's resolute to give up his own life for the benefit of the group. It's true heroism and it's selfless (see, I'm not a fan of Hashirama but I can detach myself from my subjective feelings sometimes)

And just before that, Madara accepting death from Hashirama's hand (a former childhood friend) is also a proof how highly he esteems Hashirama as a victorious winner even if he is his arch-enemy. In his own way Madara shows his selflessness. In this precise moment, even in his personal pain and anger against the Senju, he's still able to recognise Hashirama's dignity and protect him from going through the same despair of losing a brother. But yeah that's too much effort… Schoolgirl fever is way more comfortable, right?

#Schoolgirl cognitive studies phD #believe it!#Naruto fandom #Madara #Madara Uchiha #Hashirama #Hashirama Senju #Hashimada #Naruto #Naruto Shippuden

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recurring-polynya · 26 days

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Summary: Long ago in Inuzuri, Abarai Renji broke his arm. It healed. At least the bones did. His kidou ducts have never been the same. Now that Renji's finally having the surgery to get them corrected, Rukia is determined to make sure he gets the love and care he deserves during his recovery-- whether he wants it or not.

Starring: Rukia and Renji, of course!! Featuring: Their Inuzuri pals! All the (good) lieutenants! H-a-n-a-t-a-r-o-u! The hard-working staff of Kuchiki Manor! (...is byakuya here? unfortunately, you know he is)

Rating: Teen, for violent trauma, cussing, and sexual innuendo.

Updates: Weekly

This time: Renji goes under the knife. Some Kuchiki handle this better than others.

Read Chapter 5 on ao3!

#my writing #renruki #ductwork #this chapter has everything!#intricate good luck rituals!#workplace comedy!#byahitsu brotp!#ukitake being uncool!#return of the ohno subplot!#that iba scene i never did cut!#believe it!

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princelevnikolayevichmyshkin · 4 months

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hey mutuals! my life is good right now and I hope you're all doing good too

#believe it!

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blowoutbeachbash · 1 year

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twitch streamer shaggy au. hes the jerma of the scooby doo universe

#BELIEVE IT!#was watching jerma clips + thought man 😭😭 incredibly shaggy core. actually uncanny

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musclem3m0ry · 4 months

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Ireland will be unified in this century

#believe it!#death to the british empire #free Ireland

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tumblasha · 9 months

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sns brainrot hours i’m so sorry to the ppl who have to witness this side of me

#but also not really #it was a formative part of my youth okay #i literally once saw myself as Edgy Sasuke #believe it!#dash rambles #sns #brainrot

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storm-ismyusername · 11 months

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Power Outage #76 Believe It!

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altocat · 2 years

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What would a Sane Jenova look like? I mean, she's alien, but if anything she's kinda like a mentally ill animal.

I've hc'd in the past that Jenova is the very last of her kind. So maybe, at one point long, loooong ago, she was very much harmless, non-aggressive, and not set on setting herself to the ruin of others.

Jenova is literally responsible for wiping out the Cetra so having her not be malicious probably would have meant they'd still be alive. And thus, perhaps the future that entails FF7 probably wouldn't have taken place to begin with because humans would never have been the dominant species, nor would Shinra have been that desperate to toggle around with lab experiments and the promised land. Who knows?

In the case of Sephiroth with a less-deranged version of Jenova following him around/her cells still directly implanted inside him from birth, rofl IDK Seph can be Naruto or some shit and Jenova can be his nine tailed fox. We're going into levels of AU anime cringe I would have never anticipated.

#Jenova #Asks #Ffvii #FF7 #Sephcanons #Loling #It was the only comparison I could think of rofl #BELIEVE IT!#Crisis Core #Sephiroth #Alto being cringe #Shitposting

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woundedheartwithin · 1 year

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