#Camila eating banana

[thosedangnuns]

What would each warrior nun character be if they were a fruit?

Ava is a watermelon 🍉 because she's super sweet but when you get one you're like wth do I do with it now there is now way this is going to fit in my fridge.

Beatrice is a tomato 🍅 she's a lil confused but she's got the spirit.

Camila is a peach 🍑 she is pretty and delicious but don't forget there's a stone inside she will break your jaw.

Lilith is the proverbial apple 🍎 from the Bible stories you're NOT supposed to eat it you will literally make god mad.

Mary is a lime 🍋 she can be sour by herself but prepared the right way there's not much better (reminder Mary drinks a lot and there are limes in margarita, gin and tonic, etc…)

Vincent is a banana 🍌 because there's a very short window of time for them to be good, after that they're all gross and rotten and brown.

Superion is a mango 🥭 because it's pretty hard to figure out how to eat it but when you do 🤤

Michael is a fig people always trying to put them in foods they don't belong in 🤷‍♀️*

Yasmine is a strawberry 🍓 because neither of them are any good at driving.

Duretti is a kiwi 🥝 he's better with the skin off.

Salvius is a coconut 🥥 because she can take emotional beatings (😢) and still come out sweet.

(Technically a fruit I'm told who knew who knew…)

Chanel is a lemon 🍋 because she has a strong flavor, is just a little feisty and can help bring out the best from other fruits.

Together they make the fruitiest of salads, yes?

#warrior nun #save warrior nun #sister lilith #shotgun mary #sister camila #avatrice #ava silva #sister beatrice #mother superion #sister yasmine #twitter refugees #some others too I guess

[doumekiss]

My Personal Favorites of 2023

Books - Fiction 

Children of Time Series (Adrian Tchaikovsky) 

Penric & Desdemona Series (Lois McMaster Bujold) 

Teixcalaan Series (Arkady Martine) 

Kitchen (Banana Yoshimoto) 

The Master and Margarita (Mikhail Bulgakov) 

Homegoing (Yaa Gyasi) 

One Day All This Will Be Yours (Adrian Tchaikovsky)

Shards of Honor (Lois McMaster Bujold) 

Elder Race (Adrian Tchaikovsky) 

Bryony and Roses (T. Kingfisher)

Ogres (Adrian Tchaikovsky) 

The Blue Castle (L. M. Montgomery)

Bambi (Felix Selten) 

System Collapse (Martha Wells) 

Lost in The Moment and Found (Seanan McGuire) 

Books - Non-fiction 

Economics: The User’s Guide (Ha-Joon Chang)

Animals Make Us Human (Temple Grandin) 

Shockaholic (Carrie Fisher)

Yours Cruelly (Cassandra Peterson) 

The Autistic Brain (Temple Grandin) 

The Hot Zone (Richard Preston) 

Love, Lucy (Lucille Ball) 

Furious Love (Sam Kashner and Nancy Schoenberger)

Spare (Prince Harry) 

Cinema Speculation (Quentin Tarantino) 

Immune (Phillip Dettmer)

Bad Girls (Camila Sosa Villada)

The Exquisite Machine (Sian E. Harding)

My Girls (Todd Fisher)

The Future of Geography (Tim Marshall) 

Comics/Manga/Manhwa 

Dungeon Meshi 

Sousou no Frieren 

Uzumaki 

Asadora 

The Apothecary Diaries 

Snow, Glass, Apples

Bokura no Shokutaku 

She Loves to Eat, She Loves to Cook 

What Happens When The Third Wheel Goes on Strike

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint 

Semantic Error

Junji Ito’s Cat Diary: Yon and Mu 

Are you my Mother? 

What did you eat yesterday? 

Oshi Ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu

Movies 

Dog Day Afternoon 

The Three Faces of Eve 

The Lion in Winter 

Pride

Leave her to Heaven 

Ladyhawke 

Catherine Called Birdy 

Kiss of The Spider Woman 

God’s Own Country 

The Crying Game 

A Knight’s Tale 

The Company of Wolves

Dungeons and Dragons : Honor Among Thieves 

The Joy Luck Club 

Bottoms 

Tv Shows (Liveaction)

Yellowjackets - S02 

Bokura no Shokutaku - S01 

This Country - S01-S03

She Loves to Cook, She Loves to eat - S01

What we do in the shadows - S05 

Peacemaker - S01

Oshi Ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu - S01

Taskmaster AU - S01 

Class of ‘07 - S01 

Good Omens - S02 

Barry - S04

Succession - S04 

Ghosts US - S02

From - S01-02 

Our Flag Means Death - S02 

Tv Shows (Animation)

Star Trek: Lower Decks - S01-S04

The Apothecary Diaries - S01 

Fionna and Cake - S01 

Sousou no Frieren - S01 

Oshi no Ko - S01 

My Adventures with Superman - S01 

Solar Opposites - S04 

Kaguya Sama : Love is War - S01-02 

Undone - S01-S02 

Bob’s Burgers - S13-S14 

Skip to Loafer - S01 

My New Boss is Goofy - S01

Tondemo Skill - S01 

The Great North - S03 

Futurama - S11 

2022

#2023 #book recs #movie recs #tv recs

[loriane-elmuerto]

Babe Camila during the outbreak? 🥹

🥹🥹🥹

In the morning of that day, she was sleeping in the hospital in an on-call room after a night shift. True to her nature of being a Dummy, she survived that morning only by eating a singular banana bc she was too lazy to grab anything else

Her sleep was short-lived though as they started getting more and more patients in the ER than they usually get this season, and it threw her off that they were becoming more and more rabid, and before they knew it, the hospital was overwhelmed

What happened next was that the staff got evacuated (or at least those that heard the warning and literally dropped everything the same second). Camila didn't wanna leave anyone, but when the biting started, she had to leg it through the hospital to the designated evacuation spot

After that, being given 0 information whatsoever, she was transferred to the established QZ on the edge of the city, where she treated critical injuries along with a foul-mouthed ortho intern, whose name, as she remembered, is Veronika

#oc: camila watson #ask meme #currently nothing specific bc i havent gotten into this moment yet but. there's this. #thank you gabby!!! 💕💕💕

[dratoba]

Grimwalker Thing

This is a very long fanfic so enjoy!

-The Owl house

-Hunter

-Amity Blight

-Luz Noceda

-Gus Porter

-Willow Park

-Belos/Phillip

-Camila Noceda

-Abuse

-Bloody Wounds

-Stabbing

-Sharp objects

Enjoy! <3

(Setting: Emperor throne room)

Hunter: Please! I'm sorry I-I never should've went I swear I'll do better!

Belos: I have given you to many chances and all you do is disappoint. You're a disgrace, A useless child, you aren't even a real person why do I keep you around.

Hunter: W-what?..

Belos: Goodnight Caleb

(Before Hunter could react Belos raises his hand and as it turns into a weapon like green and black almost molding he swings at Hunter as soon as he does Hunters eyes shoot open

Setting: A room in the Nocedas house)

Hunter: *Gasping for breath and shaking* oh no..no no no no no! *He looks down and sees he's bleeding out. He groans in pain* Where do I-Ow! I need to get bandages

(Hunter attempts to get up but he collapses. He holds his hands on the wound on the side of his stomach as tears begin to fill his eyes)

Luz: Hunter?

Hunter: *Looks up* H-Human? *Looks back down and starts coughing blood*

Luz: Oh my god! *Runs towards him and sees all the blood* Oh my- Mama! Mama! Hunter stay awake ok? just stay awake don't close your eyes. Mama!

(Moments later)

Camila: Luz are you o- Ay! Que Paso?!

Luz: I-I don't know but call an ambulance!

Camila: Ok ok!

(Camila runs out of the room)

Luz: Hunter? H-hunter?! Hunter! Can you hear me?!

(Hunter looks up at her about to cry)

Luz: It's gonna be okay I promise *Starts to cry* Y-you'll be okay

(2 Hours later

Setting: Hospital room)

Hunter: *Slowly opens his eyes and groans then lets out a small gasp* W-what happened?! Hu-Luz?!

Doctor: Woah woah calm down! It's ok! *chuckles* you're in the hospital your siblings and your mother brought you in

Hunter: (Mumbles: Siblings and mother?..) U-um what happened?

Doctor: Well your mother said she found you bleeding out of the side of your stomach luckily you're mom brought you in before you lost more blood. Oh! that reminds me *grabs a banana and milk* Eat these they'll help you feel better!

Hunter: *💭: What is this yellow thing*

Doctor: I'll let your family know that you're awake. Oh! and love your elf ears! they looks so real.

(The doctor walks out and tells everyone Hunter is awake)

Gus: *Barges in* Oh my titan thank titan you're ok! *Runs towards Hunter and hugs him*

Willow: Are you ok?! How are you feeling? What happened? Oh who cares i'm just so glad you're ok! *Hugs Hunter*

Luz: Oh my god! I'm so glad you're ok I would never forgive myself if you weren't! *Hugs him*

Amity: Is he ok? I need answers *Sees everyone hugging him* oh my titan can he breathe?! you guys are squishing him.

Luz,gus,willow: oh- *gets off of him*

Hunter: *Inhales* Oh my titan I was about to pass out

Gus:Sorry-

Luz: My bad

Willow: Don't die again

Amity: You're welcome

Doctor: You guys can go home in an hour or two we just want to keep an eye on him to make sure he's ok can we get the mom of you guys in here?

Amity: Oh we're not related

Willow: Yeah just friends

Luz,gus,hunter: oh um...

Amity: What did you do..

Luz: So um...he sorta kinda maybe adopted me and gus as his siblings...

Amity: What?! Y'know what we'll talk about this later

Doctor: so..can we get mom in here?

Luz: Oh yeah sure i'll go get her!

(2 hours later

Setting: The living room in the Noceda house)

Hunter: You should go to bed like the rest

Luz: Not until you do

Hunter: I'm fine hum-Luz

Luz: Aww you called me by my real name for once!

Hunter: Don't get use to it

Luz: I have a question for you

Hunter: Hm?

Luz: How did you start bleeding all of the sudden did you fall on 5 knifes lined up or?

Hunter: Oh no it's a grimwalker thing I think

Luz: Oh? tell me about it

Hunter: Well whenever I sleep and I dream whatever happened to me in the dream happens in real life. It's the reason I'm afraid to fall asleep

Luz: Oh wow that sucks what were you dreaming about?

Hunter: It's not important

Luz: No tell me! Pleaseee! *Looks at hunter with puppy dog eyes*

Hunter: Yeah those don't work on me i've trapped children

Luz: *Sits up* I know I should be concerned but I really want to know c'mon tell me please!

Hunter: No just let it go I already told you how it happened

Luz: if you don't tell me I'm going to sleep outside

Hunter: You wouldn't

Luz:....ok you're right I wouldn't..Hunter please tell me!

Hunter: If I tell you will you go to bed and leave me alone

Luz: *Nods quickly while smiling*

Hunter: *Sigh* fine I had a nightmare about something that happened in the past with Belos except this time he told me I was a grimwalker there you happy now?

Luz:...

Hunter: What?

(Luz grabs him and hugs him)

Hunter: What are you doing?!

Luz: It's just a way of showing affection calm down

Hunter: Oh..*Gently wraps his arms around her*

Luz: *Quietly laughs* you can be so sweet sometimes y'know that?

Hunter: shut up

Luz: Ok sorry sorry.....just so you know you're not sleeping alone anymore

Hunter: I figured

The End!

[wherethehellisderrymaine]

April Wrap Up

Books:

el hombre que fue jueves The Very Secret Sex Lives of Medieval Women  Ikigai  A Curious History of Sex  Notes on a Nervous Planet  Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life  The Mastery of Love: A Practical Guide to the Art of Relationship --Toltec Wisdom Book

Songs: la final - bandalos chinos hablando de love - tiago dale - pole y hens rapido y lento - emilia y tiago as it was - harry styles take my hand - 5sos when you’re gone - shawn mendes quiet - camila cabello

Events:

new courses online at cem

31: sleepover at lucho’s -- vino and shingeki -- sx

01: camping with lucho to La Brava - I love him - he said “te amo” -- sx -- veggie barbeque and smores

03: plan to go back to good habits and feel good in my own body

06: got my cellphone stolen -- i feel dumb and angry

08: coffee with Tomi -- visit lucho -- PERIOD -- BOUGHT TICKETS FOR QUILMES ROCK WITH LUCHO

09: PERIOD - soso clean eating - carrera F1

10: PERIOD - clean eating - carreraF1

11: PERIOD - clean eating - tired

12: lucho said I LOVE YOU -- tired -- lots of peanut butter and bread

13: great class at cem -- easter break -- lucho modelo, visit, sleepover at luch BEST SX EVER diozzz -- smoked -- regalo para lucho: huevo de pascua y cortina

14: bloated -- anxious for staying at lucho’s alone, i cannot feel like i’m an intruder even if he welcomes and invites me to stay - 2 MONTHS WITH LUCHO

15: cortar pasto meida hora, rastrillar, etc - clean lunch and FRIENDS DINNER, tacos, brownies, wine, snacks -- best oral SX ever while the girls where upstairs

16: no exercise -- BEST SX EVER, even better than the other day omg -- pasta, pastiera, rosca, banana, oranges -- le dije a lucho que lo amo asdrg y se me escapo que quiero que sea mi novio mientras jugabamos con los chicos

17: pascuas -- papa y mama discutieron, papa se puso violento - anxiety . smoked ,,, me fui a ver a lucho y a su casa, le limpie la ducha y me volvi  ,,, compre un powerbank para el celu --- pasta con zapallo, muffin y conito de dulce de leche, chocolate semi amargo -- anxiety, can’t sleep

18: cansada por el insonmio/ansiedad de anoche, bloated, ugly -- still anxious -- headache -- devolverle llaves a lucho ,,, ir a ver a sofi ,,, clases ,,, ir a dormir a lo de lucho -- probamos hambrguesas notco (amo que lucho me cocine) TERMINAMOS SHINGEKI -- feel ugly and fat -- bloated

19: bloated -- tramite de obra social GOOD

20: sick/cold/tired

21: foni llamó y estan bien, lucho se tatuó - amo

22: ir a lo de Lucho, hacer compras, ibamos a hacer una picada pero terminamos yendo a jugar al bowling con los amigos. -- quick sx before going - Estaba re nerviosa pero despues se me pasó y lo pasamos re bien, power couple - lucho me regalo una cafetera portatil hermosa, y cafe, para nuestros dos meses -- i love him

24: heartstopper, sick, anxious, race weekend 

25: ir a lo de lucho - vino - hamburguesas - BZRP SESSION 23 - escuchamos un monton de musica, me hizo hamburguesas veganas y vimos videos de teloresumo

26: temporal - llovio de una manera TREMENDA -- se inundo todo 

30: quilmes rock with lucho

[fairiestuff]

— always eating.🍦😋✨ • like or c) cabellovenus.

#Camila cabello #Camila cabello eating #Camila eating #Camila eating icons #icons Camila #Camila random #Camila edits #Camila granulated icons #Camila fetus #Camila with bananas #Camila eating banana #banana icons #kcc #kcc icons #Camila + food #cameela cabeyo #Camila cat ears #Camila candids #Camila cute #cute icons #random icons #random packs #granulated icons #model icons #pretty #cute #fetus icons #2015 #Camila ice cream

[randomwpsd]

request. camila cabello icons.

#icons #t #with psd #icons with psd #camila cabello #camila cabello icons #icons camila cabello #camila cabello icons with psd #camila cabello eating #camila cabello banana

[editscabello]

request. like if you save/use.

#icons #camila cabello #camila cabello icons #icons camila cabello #m&g #havana #captures #live #candids #interview #fetus #ice cream #sorvete #banana #camila cabello eating #eating #comendo #food

[stuffscabello]

🦋 just like or reblog sz 🦋

#camila cabello icons #icons camila cabello #camila cabello icon #icon camila cabello #camila cabello #icons #uva #grape #fruta #fruit #banana #wings #fairy #fairy wings #eating

[nopsdcabello]

like or c) @trevomila

#bela #icons #camila cabello #camila cabello icons #icons camila cabello #icon camila cabello #camila cabello icon #takeover #banana #eating #2014 #costas #cintura #waist up #saia #purple #red #saia vermelha #reading

[camrensrealbish]

Dont know if it was Camila or her team that pasta story reminded me of when Camila was in 5h and they were eating spaghetti with banana. And the way Camila slaps Sara's ass. 😏

Same

[sawwyouuinadream]

FIFTH HARMONY EXPOSED

Isn’t this the type of headline that intrigues people? Well, here I will expose some myths that the so-called Exposing accounts go on exposing. Just declaring something here in the beginning: I love all my Fifth Harmony girls, OT5 that is, and read it at your discretion. The thoughts stated below are opinions of mine, gathered over months and years, and I firmly stand by them.

Cutting to the chase, here we go:

1)      Fifth Harmony the Band Image:

This group was manufactured by Simon Cowell on the X-Factor, back in 2012, and it broke up in 2018. On the show, Lauren Jauregui, the green-eyed white Latina was given the majority of solos and they performed songs in Spanish and garnered Hispanic fans banking on the fact that there were three Latinas in the group.

After they signed to Syco/Epic when the show ended, we saw Camila Cabello, the more convincing Latina, who was born in Cuba, get more and more solos. Normani Kordei was promoted as the “dancer” of the group, Ally Brooke as the “unproblematic one”, Lauren as the “broody edgy girl” and Dinah Jane as the “relatable Polynesian”.

Not surprisingly, Camila was the first one to do a solo venture with Shawn Mendes, the song I Know What You Did Last Summer, which, according to me, was a song to test the waters for both Shawn and Camila.

As more time passes, Camila was portrayed like the lead, not by HERSELF, but the trademark that Fifth Harmony was. She stopped talking in interviews, started doing more and more solo stuff, and even signed to a different manager. Voila, we were getting the rift in-band vibes galore.

Now here’s my verdict:

Fifth Harmony was made by Simon to not get the next One Direction, but to get the next Taylor Swift. Little Mix was already there in the U.K, and people know Girl groups don’t do as well as Boy Bands, mostly because of the inherent Misogyny in the society.

They wanted the next relatable girl next door who could influence teenage girls.  Camila being Latina, could now have an even larger fanbase, in Latin America as well as South Asia, because South Asian music is quite similar in a groove to Latin Music.

Why Not Lauren or Ally then?  Well, they were simply not interesting or Latin enough.

Why Not Normani? Do I have to tell? Those bitches are racist as fuck.

Why Not Dinah? Same thing. Less Appeal to a large fanbase.

That’s why Camila was the goofy dorky most relatable person on 5H. That’s why she readily had a high budget tour all set up for her the moment she left the group. That’s why they promoted her. 5H was never the long-lasting plan. Camila was. 5H was just an excuse to get her a strong fanbase and give Epic 4 more mediocre artists. I am really happy that Normani proved her worthiness and released smash hits as well. And mind you, this was done without Camila herself wishing for it. It was just the label’s decision.

 2)      Camila- the beauty or the bitch?

Camila Cabello is a very intriguing person to me. At the first glance, you haven’t seen a more dorky, goofy, and relatable celebrity like her, eating bananas and tripping on air. But then she starts talking about profound and deep experiences, and you go on her Tumblr and find quotes from books and aesthetic pictures. But then you see her leaked text messages and old Tumblr and all those images crumble before your eyes.

Think about this. Among the 5H girls, Dinah, Lauren, Ally, and Normani have friends outside the industry whom they talk to and hang out with. They have family they post about. Camila? She seems to have no friends apart from Sandra and Marielle Guzman, and those are the people we got the leaked texts with. What about her school teachers and school friends? Nothing.  All she hangs out with is Shawn Mendes and Taylor Swift and her mom who follows her like a hawk. She doesn’t seem to have a social life at all except for events she goes for business.

In my opinion, Camila has a pretty big secret that is guarded closely by everybody but her.

Is she racist? Yes. She was. She didn’t have any sensitivity to Black people or their struggles whatsoever. But you have to understand she is Hispanic, and not born in the U.S. And she has sort of always been a big mouth. I am from a country that doesn’t have a single black person in the near 30000 miles. We grow up using racial slurs as if it's nothing. I had to unlearn my indoctrinations and consciously undo the wrongs in my head and implement them in my actions. Bit it doesn’t undo things I said as a child. I bullied one friend of mine in middle school simply because her skin tone was darker than mine. But I was not canceled. Because I am not a celebrity. Have I learned? Yes definitely. I will never dare to act like that again because now I understand the pain of being ostracized and I recognize the struggles of black people. But that happened over time.

I feel like Camila is a changed person now, and tries very hard to educate herself. She is not perfect, but she doesn’t deserve so much hate. She deserves a second chance.  If she was indeed like that, Normani wouldn’t post a photo with her in IT on the eighth anniversary of 5H.

As far as her being a jealous bitch goes. The rest of 5H always had good things to talk about her after 5H dissolved in 2018. Lauren, the activist, even praised her. Dinah still seems pretty close to her.

Did she do solo stuff without 5H knowing?

No. If she did, and the whole not attending meetings thing happened, Dinah wouldn’t go to her Bad Things concert one day before she left the band. Lauren wouldn’t laugh with her in the VMAs like that if they weren’t friends and just work colleagues. The whole 5H vs Camila feud was planned by management because apparently shade helps sales. For both parties. Another manipulative misogynistic example of society.

 3)      Are/ Were Camila and Lauren romantically together?

All the roads lead to Rome honey. Camren has too many coincidences to NOT be real. From song lyrics to shady potato photos to weird comments and body language in interviews, I am pretty sure the Camren blogs will keep you covered.

Why does Lauren hate it so much? Why are we being invasive?

Lauren is supposed to nix it every time because she is contractually bound to do so. She needs to be the one to keep Camila’s straight image intact, although we have more than tons of evidence that Camila is anything but straight.

To everyone who says we shouldn’t force sexuality on people. Heterosexuality is not the default. Don’t force straightness on her. She never said she was straight. We’re just speculating she is with Lauren, and that’s it. Lauren just happens to be a girl. That’s IT.

Why did the nosy shippers out Lauren?

Nobody did. They just speculated on her sexuality based on assumptions. But no fan posted photos of her and Lucy from her aunt’s Facebook, because it was password protected. It was most probably intentional. Note that she shot a coming-out photoshoot with her “ex-girlfriend” Lucy Vives even before the Wedding where she was supposedly outed. Why shoot a photoshoot TO COME OUT and then hide behind the closet? Her coming out was planned as early as 2015, and so was the bearding of Camila simultaneously.

To me, Lauren and Camila are contracts bound to lie, at this moment. But they have a very grown-up and well-communicated relationship that is very sacred and private, and only the two of them know everything about it. Lauren and Camila are still related to the same contract, and this intuition of mine was confirmed yesterday. She was shooting something for Roger gold’s label. I hope the best for both of them, and I would love it if they were together. But them going public would be huge and in my opinion, detrimental to them.

4)      Who’s Shawn Mendes?

A really career-oriented artist. Shawmila is for him and his promotion only. Not his fault though. He is just a conceited boy with good guitar skills who wants to be extremely famous. I will not talk about his sexuality, because unlike Camila, I can’t trace him to anyone in particular.  But I can say this, Camila’s solo career had plans for Shawmila since the very start. I also believe it will end like Jelena and be back and forth for some time for minor promotions.

 Final Verdict:

Nobody is perfect. Don’t make this about Shawmila Vs Camren. Every artist has their struggles. But please break out of the shell of heteronormativity, misogyny, and racism. Love human beings. The 5H girls and Shawn Mendes are teenagers, now adults, who have been oppressed and manipulated by a capitalistic racist homophobic industry, for money and money only. And only the fans have the power to see the truth and choose the right stuff.

#fifth harmony #camila cabello #camila and lauren #camren #ot5 #shawmila #syco #lauren jauregui

[everywhereallofthetime]

Some Girl ... Part 6

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: None, really. A few cuss words?

// * // * //

Sunday / July 18th

The next morning, after Sebastian nursed, Elisa took him, telling Charlotte to go back to sleep for a while. When Charlotte woke again, a couple of hours later, she crawled into the shower, replaying in her mind and in her heart everything that had happened the day before.

She wondered if- when, she corrected, Shawn would call.

As she was walking downstairs, she heard it before she saw it. In Wonder. Elisa, with Sebastian on her lap, Jack, and Mason were all parked in front of the television watching Shawn’s documentary.

“Do you have something you want to tell me?” Mason asked between mouthfuls of cereal.

Charlotte plopped down beside him on the couch, almost making him spill his bowl. “Peter’s name is actually Shawn?”

She looked over at Elisa, who handed Sebastian to her. Elisa then shrugged her shoulders and stated, “You said you both wanted everyone to know the truth. And sooner is better than later, right? Especially if you plan to bring him around more often.”

“My mind is a little blown here, Charlie,” Mason said. “Why didn’t you just say, ‘hey everyone, this is my boyfriend, Shawn’?” he asked, slightly perplexed.

“Because he’s not my boyfriend!” she exclaimed.

“I told you,” Elisa said, dryly.

“We’re just friends, no matter how you may have perceived things.”

Mason chose to keep certain further thoughts to himself, at least for the time being, and asked again, “All right then, why didn’t you just introduce him as a friend of yours? I guess I can understand why you introduced him as Peter, but why Bash’s dad? Shit. He’s not actually Bash’s dad, is he??”

“No,” she chuckled. “He is most definitely not Bash’s dad.” She then sighed softly. “You’ve been watching the documentary. It looks like you’ve passed the heavily centric Camila part. They broke up less than four months ago. Yesterday was a bad day. All he wanted was to forget for a little while and be around people who didn't know him so he could try to feel normal again. I didn’t actually mean to introduce him as Bash’s dad. That was just...an accident.”

“Or wishful thinking.”

“Shut up, Mason,” she grumbled, feeling her cheeks grow hot. She shot a glance at Elisa. “I’m fine.” She needed everyone to stop thinking she was in love with Shawn.

“You’re very quiet, Uncle Jack,” she said then.

“I already told him everything,” Elisa said.

That didn’t surprise her. As far as she was aware, Elisa and Jack had never kept secrets from one another. “I’m sorry I lied you,” she said to her uncle. She then glanced at Mason again. “All of you.”

Jack smiled softly and reached over to pat her knee. “You’re forgiven, Sweetheart, don’t worry about it. I understand. Just maybe don’t lie to us again?”

“I promise. For what it’s worth, aside from introducing him as Peter, which is actually his middle name, and pretending he was Bash’s dad, Shawn was his honest self. He truly is that lovely and kind. He has an amazing heart.”

“You let him know he’s welcome here anytime,” Jack said, and Elisa nodded in agreement.

Mason laughed. “I can't believe Shawn Mendes was in our fucking house!”

“Yes, and he enjoyed dinner with us. He spent time with our family. He let his guard down and he laughed with us.” There was an edge creeping into her voice. “He pretty much put Bash to bed. You lent him your shorts after he swam with us. You played darts and poker with him. You got drunk with him and he even helped your ass to bed!” Charlotte was agitated, causing Sebastian to get upset, too. She calmed her voice and hugged her son to her, soothing his back. “He's just Shawn,” she whispered, standing with Sebastian, and quickly left the room.

Mason followed after her, into the kitchen. No one had expected her to have a mini meltdown. Even she was surprised at herself.

"I'm sorry, Char. You're right.” He quickly rinsed his bowl and spoon and put them in the dishwasher. He turned and leaned up against it and the countertop. When Charlotte actually looked at him again, he said, “I shouldn't let who he is change anything from last night."

“You just proved why he was too nervous to tell you the truth, as badly as he wanted to. He was feeling awful about lying to everyone.”

“You like him a lot, eh?”

“Don't you start too,” she groaned, giving Sebastian over to Mason so she could fix herself something to eat.

Mason gently tossed Sebastian into the air and then blew raspberries into his neck. “I know, I know. You’re just friends. But you kissed him, and he kissed you back. And you guys were like, really close almost all night.”

“I swear, this is the exact conversation I had with Mom and Didi last night.”

“Are you sure-”

She cut him off quickly. “Stop.”

“But-”

“Nope.”

“Has he had his rebound yet?”

“I don’t know,” she huffed, slightly exasperated. “He doesn’t talk to me the same way as he might his guys friends. He’s too polite to tell me how many women he may have nailed after Camila broke his heart. I don’t think I’d want to know anyway.”

Charlotte sat down at the kitchen island. “I don’t plan on being a rebound either, if that’s what you’re worried about.”

Mason buckled Sebastian into his Bumbo and started mixing his oatmeal. “I’m not worried. He promised me he wouldn’t hurt you. He promised he would never do anything to make me hate him.”

“What?” She paused, mid-bite of her peanut butter and banana English muffin. “When were those promises made?”

“When he helped my ass to bed,” he chuckled. “I weirdly, vividly remember that part of the night. He cares about you. He’s a good guy.”

Charlotte fell into her own thoughts while she continued eating.

“How did you even meet him?” Mason asked, drawing her attention again. He slid a spoonful of cereal into Sebastian’s mouth.

She didn't exactly answer. Instead she said, “He lives downtown, like one kilo from my place.” She would let him draw his own conclusions.

“I have to tell Josh and Dougie and Rob.”

“If Didi hasn't already told everyone...

“Please don’t make a big deal out of it. I actually would like to bring him around again. Josh, Dougie, and Rob are common fixtures around here in the summertime. There are six weeks of summer left. I need them to be cool with him.”

“They’ll be fine. It’s Val and the twins you have to worry about.”

“Ugh, I know,” she groaned.

“They’re totally going to want to hang out with you now," he smirked.

// * // * //

Charlotte lingered in the archway between the kitchen and family room, Sebastian on her hip, Mason at her side for support.

Elisa paused the documentary; Charlotte noticed they had almost finished it.

“Shawn’s concert on Netflix is from his sold out show at the Rogers Centre two years ago. You might like to watch that sometime. I was there, with Val and the twins actually, - it was probably the last time we did anything together.

“Anyway...

“Bash just finished his cereal. I’m going to nurse him a little and see if he’ll go down for a nap. And I thought I’d run a load of laundry while he sleeps, before we head home.”

“Okay honey,” Elisa said.

She shifted from one foot to the other. “I also thought maybe it might be time that I tell you about Booker. Bash’s real dad.”

If they were surprised, they didn't show it. Jack just nodded.

Charlotte started towards the stairs. Mason called after her, “By the way, I threw Shawn’s shorts and boxers in your laundry.”

She blushed bright red.

“What?? I thought he was your boyfriend!”

// * // * //

Shawn strolled into the kitchen late Sunday morning, singing to himself. Nothing in particular, just a few runs like he normally did when he was warming up his voice. His younger sister, Aaliyah, almost eighteen and starting college in the fall, was sitting on top of the kitchen island, her phone in hand, texting her boyfriend.

She looked up, surprised, suddenly overwhelmed that her big brother was smiling and singing. She never imagined how much she would have missed hearing his voice until it had been absent for too long.

He wrapped his arms around her and gave her a big hug. “Morning bub,” he murmured. He then opened the fridge and drank the orange juice right out of the carton. He grabbed a muffin and jumped up to sit beside her on the island countertop.

“You seem happy,” she said softly, grinning fiercely, tears in her eyes. She quickly wiped them away.

“I had a good night,” he grinned back and kissed her temple.

“You just disappeared yesterday; we were worried. And then you didn’t get home until well after one. Were you out with Matt?”

“I was not. I made some new friends.”

“That’s not some weird code for-”

“Bub!” he shouted. “No! Oh my God!”

“You always tell me I can say anything to you,” she laughed.

“I know, but you don’t always have to remind me how grown up you are.”

She wrapped her arm around his waist and he hugged her around the shoulders.

“I’m going to go for a run with Tarzan. I’ll be back before lunch,” he said, shoving the last of his muffin in his mouth, jumping off the counter, and slipping his AirPods into his ears. “Love you!” he called over his shoulder as he jogged off.

// * // * //

Part 7

#shawn mendes #shawn peter raul mendes #shawn mendes fanfic #shawn mendes fic #shawn mendes fiction

[norminahs-child]

Little Monster (Norminah Adoption Story)

Draft from my Wattpad😅

Dinah giggles, "I'm not. I'm just wondering how I got so lucky to have you." She says, wrapping her arms around Normani's waist and pulling her closer before cuddling into her side. Normani looks at Dinah, "I beg to differ. If anything, I'm the lucky one. You're so amazing..." She mumbles before placing a soft peck on Dinah's lips. Pretty soon, the door busts open, "WAKE UP! ALLY MADE BREAKFAST!" Camila shouts loudly. Normani smile slightly while shaking her head, "We'll be down in a bit, Camila." She says. Camila groans, "Really, Mani?! I told you to call me Mila! When you say my name, it sounds so... Proper." She says with a shudder making Dinah snicker slightly.

Normani sits up with Dinah still holding onto her and tilts her head, "Is that a bad thing?" She asks. Camila shakes her head, "Nope. Just weird." She says. Normani feigned hurt, "Good to know, Mila." She says. Dinah laughs, "We'll be down, Chancho. Tell Ally to make our plates." She says. Camila sends a thumbs up before walking out and closing the door.

Normani shakes her head and stands up, "I don't understand how you deal with her. She's a very nice girl... But, how do you deal with her?" She asks, trying not to sound rude. Dinah laughs, "Baby, chill. She's my best friend. Yeah, she's a little unbearable, but I wouldn't trade her for no one else. Plus, you know she looks up to you." She says, subtly admiring the dark skin beauty that was in nothing but her (Dinah's) shirt, which was a little big on her, and her undergarments.

Normani looks back at Dinah, "I don't understand why. We're about the same height." She says. Dinah rolls her hazel like gold eyes, "You know what I mean, princess." She says, jokingly using the nickname Normani hated. Normani shakes her head, "Still, Dinah Jane. I don't understand. She's a bit of a mystery for a girl so... Bubbly." She says, unsure of what word to use. Dinah slowly stands up and walks to their shared closet, "That she is. We've been best friends since we were little supernaturals and she's still a mystery to me." She says from the closet.

Normani hums, "Interesting..." She mumbles before walking to where Dinah is and wrapping her arms around the taller woman's waist, placing her chin on her shoulder, "Are you going to let me braid your hair again?" Normani asks making Dinah freeze and look back at her, "This is not up for debate, is it?" She asks. Normani shakes her head making Dinah curse under her breath.

After the duo got dressed, they made their way downstairs. Lauren was knocked out with her head on the table, "You didn't get enough sleep, Ralph?" Dinah asks softly. The older female shakes her head sleepily. Being the affectionate person she was, Dinah gently kisses Lauren's head making her sigh softly. Normani smiles softly, "After breakfast, I'm doing your hair." She says making Dinah groan. Camila snickers, "I swear to go-" Ally glares at Camila from the kitchen, "Bananas! I swear when you do Dinah's hair, it sounds like you two are having sex. Like, does getting your hair done hurt that bad?!" She asks. Dinah turns red, "Yea, it does!" She defends. Normani shrugs, "She's way louder when we're having sex." She says making Lauren groan, "Too much information, Manz!" She exclaims as Dinah looked away with a deep red blush. Ally raises an eyebrow, "I guess that sound proof spell and the lock spell came in handy, huh?" She asks, walking out of the kitchen with plates floating above her head.

Ally had on a sports bra and cargo pants. Dinah just buries her face in her hand with a groan, "Can we not?" She asks. Camila just tries to reach for her plate with a pout as Ally kept moving it from her, "Anyways, eat up, children." Ally says while putting their plates down. Dinah and Camila squealed befoee digging in. Normani smiles softly, "Thank you, Allyson." She says greatfully. Ally returns the smile, "No problem, Normani." She responds before sitting down herself.

After the group of five finished eating, Lauren, Ally, and Camila had to endure an hour and a half of Dinah screaming and crying because her head hurts, "DAMN IT, DINAH! IT DOES NOT HURT THAT BAD, BE QUIET!" Normani snaps. Dinah glares up at Normani through tearfilled eyes, "YES IT DOES, ASSHOLE! YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE!" She shouts back. They continued shouting at each other as the other three laughed loudly at the duo. It was unusual to see Normani shouting or showing any type of emotion, so they were enjoying it.

After Normani was done with Dinah's hair, Dinah held a mean ass glare towards the neutral shorter girl. Normani stands up and walks over to the obviously butt hurt Dinah, grips her by her neck and places a soft, passionate kiss on her lips. Just like that, all Dinah's anger and pain disappeared in an instant. Dinah didn't know if it was because of Normani's powers or Dinah's overwhelming love for her to stay mad. Normani broke away from the kiss, "Feel a little better?" She asks, her eyes glowing red. Dinah's eyes glowed gold, "Y-Yes..." She says.

Ally awwed while Lauren and Camila gagged, "Anyway, Cheechee, you're hair looks amazing!" Camila exclaims,

Lauren nods, "Yeah! Braids look good on you girl!" She says. Normani smiles softly, "Call me a miracle worker because I swear on everything evil, I was about to hurt Dinah." She growls playfully making everyone laugh. Dinah leans her head on Normani's shoulder, "Um, Normani." Dinah says. Normani got an instant red flag. Dinah doesn't really call her by her first name unless something was wrong or if she needed to get something off of her chest.

Normani kisses her forehead, "What's wrong, my love?" She asks. Dinah stands up and gently drags her by the stairs leading to the second floor. Dinah sits down on the second step with a nervous look. Normani started to get a little worried. Dinah's whole aura was a blueish color which meant she was scared. Dinah's normal aura was white, "What's wrong?" Normani asks while sitting down beside her wife of 3 years.

Dinah nervously looks around, "Baby I... I love you, and you know this..." She starts making Normani sweat slightly, Oh god, is she trying to divorce me? Was all that ran through Normani's head. As if Dinah read her thoughts, she reaches over and squeezes Normani's hand, giving her a sweet kiss, "It's nothing bad, Mani. I promise." Dinah reassures, easing Normani's nerves slightly. Dinah lets out a shaky sigh, "Mani, I want a child." She says making Normani's eyes widen, "Um, DJ... Do you not know that we are both women?" She asks, clearly stating the obvious.

Dinah lets out a breathy chuckle, "I know, Mani... I want to adopt. I want to adopt with you. I want us to have a family, Normani. Yeah, Camila, Lauren, and Ally are our family, but I want a daughter." She says. Normani was unsure. It's not like she didn't want to expand her family with Dinah, she just wasn't sure about a kid, "I-I don't know, Dinah." Normani says, almost instantly regreting what she said as she saw the heartbreak in Dinah's eyes, "Wh-Why, Normani? D-Do you n-not want a f-family with me?" She stutters out, her voice cracking badly.

Normani shakes her head, "That's not it... It's just I... I don't know, what if I'm not a good mom? What if I turn out like my parents?" She asks. Dinah cups Normani's cheek, "Look at me... You won't turn out like your parents. They left you, they abused you. You're nothing like them. You'll be an amazing mom... We'll be amazing moms with Lauren, Camila, and Ally being amazing aunties. Give it a chance, baby..." Dinah begs. Normani stares into Dinah's hazel eyes, "I... Okay. I'll give it a try..." She says softly making Dinah smile.

End Chapter~

#wattpad #norminah #fifth harmony #gxglesbianlgbt #gxg imagine #supernatural #saved in my drafts

[into-control]

not this man being so lame and rigid that he thinks camila eating bananas with sushi made her fearless KJSDFKSLF

honestly

#ask #anon