#Can I be your sugar?

[daddyssahotchner]

S2-S3 Sunglasses Hotch appreciation post. SEXY AF.

#Daddy Hotch #Daddy glasses Hotch #Hotch is hot #Why so hot? #SSA Hotchner #Aaron Hotchner #Hotch #Criminal Minds #Can I be your sugar? #Thomas Gibson

[adeleine-everyday]

day 51

some doodles of Fairy Behavior TM from @starlight-strider's headcanons :]]

#colors are handpicked zero filters man im so proud 😎 #i love fairy behavior......yessss make them weird creatures.....they are all embodiments of seven year old girls tbh #sugar is a daily requirement and eating nothing but pastries and fruit. fascination with rocks and gemstones. Bug Behavior. #adeleine is an honorary fairy!!! awwwwww 💜💜💜 #'fairies can purr they just can' BASED. idc what creature you are. #adeleine #adeleine kirby #kirby series #ribbon kirby #ripple star fairies #ripple star #renu your hcs are my food actually i love them a lot 😋😋

[iammorethananame]

Me: *financially independent and uncomfortable accepting monetary help*

Also me: *fiercely anti-captalist and anti-rich people*

Still me: *staring wistfully at @theidiotwhowritesthings's sugar daddy!Joel Miller AU* I want one

#Joel Miller x reader #sugar daddy!joel miller #🎶guess who had car problems again 🎶 #i guess tcoy!joel is specifically my anti-car anxiety blorbo #for real though he'd have a whole team of mechanics on call just for his family/friends #no phone tag with the towing company #no hold music everytime you call #regular updates so you're not left wondering all day #drop off service so you don't have to wait for your roommate to get home just so you can drive five minutes away to the shop #anyways it's been a bit of a week and i have my car back but i also have ✨ anxiety✨ #and that bitch keeps poking me and asking if my car's rEaLlY fixed or if it's going to refuse to start and leave me stranded at work #missing tcoy!joel hours #time to reread!

[stinkypeanutbutter]

he borrowed Logan’s glasses cause he forget his contacts .

anyway there are too many things I want to DRAW NYOW !!!! All these things red has given us are too mucu for me to not give in and doodle I’m going INSANE !!!!!!! 🤯🤯💥💥

also ——

#RED WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!!! #I’m gonna draw so many of those it isn’t funny STOP DOJG THSI TO ME !!!! #I never had this strong of an urge to draw fanart it’s cray cray #🤯🤯🤯 #he might not but I WILL #NERDDDDDD !!!!!! #I need to cut my toenails ngl #I’m gonna shower I’m a little shmelly #Did you guys know that ripping off a human ear is the equivalent of crushing a soda can #What do you mean you didn’t scroll down here to see this ???? #Idk what your talking about #Going through my tags is like going through a jungle gym but all of them are 8 year olds with adhd maybe autism and sugar deprivation #Sugar deprivation as in they ONLY had two bowls of candy this morning and not 10 #Rah rah ah ah ah ro ma ah ah ah Gaga Oo la la #Sing if u know the lyrics in the comment section teehee #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #aiden clark #school bus graveyard webtoon #art

[martyrbat]

harley quinn (2000) #35

[ID: a sequence of three panels focusing on an abandoned cup of tea as drops of blood drip down into it. Harley Quinn's internal narration boxes reads, ‘I was a tomboy growing up. Tackle football with the local boys? You bet. Under a car hood changing a filter? Sure. Dances? No. Pedicures? Pass. Sewing? You have to be kidding.’ The panels expand, revealing Harley hunched over. She's shown in a profile view and from afar, her face hidden by shadow as her blonde hair is in a slightly overgrown pixie cut.

The blood continues to drip as her narration resumes, ‘I remember watching my mother. Sewing. Sitting in this old chair with a pile of clothes my dad or brother needed fixing. A rip, a tear, a patch. Just kept a smile on her face as that pile got higher and higher. I resented her so much. Sewing. I vowed I'd never learn.’ Her hand comes onto panel, revealing she's holding a needle as she yelps, ‘Ow!’ We finally see her bloodied face when she looks up at the suddenly ringing phone, it being revealed that she had to give herself sutures to close a large gash on her forehead. END ID]

#i think thats a cup of tea?? it looks like it with the sugar cubes? maybe. its not the point #love love love this little sequence and when her character and background is expanded on #i disagree with some of the choices (like her sleeping with & blackmailing the dean to get into a college) #but im a sucker for messy homelife and having that filled out more. her own personal resentment to her mother for doing the needlework #and being a housewife with a (forced?) smile and how it plays out to harley wanting to be so fiercely independent but how she #still struggles with it. from staying with the joker and that toxic relationship and the way its different than her mother's yet is #repeating the same cycle just with different mistakes #to her and pam and wanting and begging her to go with her. to being scared of being alone in a sense #she can manage fine. shes smart shes strong shes clever. but the abandonment issues run deep #how much is she aware of? how much does she resent herself for it? telling yourself as a little girl over and over you wont be like #your mother just to find out youre her if not worse? #again. repeating the cycle just with different mistakes. #also love when women are cringefailures and damp and pathetic looking #c: harley quinn (2000) | i: 35 #crypt's panels #harley quinn

[gregoftom]

what do you mean you don’t think you’re gonna be buried at my side

#I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGG AT TOMS EXPRESSION IN THE THIRD SHOT HES LIKE. AND THATS THAT ON THAT #HES SO RIDICULOUS!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN HE'S UNHINGED #greg you DUMMY if I get fired if I die you are coming with me!!!!!! #greg: he likes me so i'm safe tho #tom: huh???????????????????? how is that relevant???? we're one and the same????? if i die so do you ??? you're my soulmate? lmfao #the only mf you can trust is ME or did you forget that. idc if he likes you you're MINE and only i will take care of you #WHO HAS EVER LOOKED AFTER YOU IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY #ALO THE WAY HE LOOKSA T HIM WHEN HE SAYS THE HIGHEST PAID ASSISTANT GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he can't even talk shit any more without looking at him like he's everything to him TOM YOU ARE SLIPPIIIIIING #''its the family death march'' stop SAYING that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE GET IT YOU COUNT GREG AS YOUR FAMILY!!!!!! YOU COUNT HIM AS #YOUR EVERYTHING!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!11111111111 #tomgreg #yall just. just ANNOYING #also alsooooo the fact that tom was like did i do good? did i sound good? like greg was his little spouse brought along to a #work meet thing. that sounded good to the boss right? what do you think honey? sounded okay? #i hate them fr #ALSO SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! S

[melon-cream-enmu]

horny tweel tsums…….

Floyd tsum loves squirming his way out of your lap and between your legs. He’ll be happily bouncing around or resting peacefully on your lap one moment and in the next burrowing between your legs with so much force he gets right where he wants to be; little face squished right up where a tsum shouldn’t be. You get flustered every time and have to scramble to sit up or push him away, floyd thinks it sooo funny. You’ll tell them both that your lap is off limits after that, but they’ll both be so sweet and sappy and promise it won’t happen again. And you eventually relent and let him back in your lap, just for him to do it all over again when your guard is down. Floyd will even get in on it, letting you sit in his lap, stroking your thighs and nuzzling your neck, in an affectionate mood you’d think, but then his tsum wanders over and stares at you both from the floor. You hear that telltale snicker in your ear and then he’s wrenching your legs open, letting that fuzzball of a thing propel itself between them to sniff and nuzzle and stimulate you. They are a perfect duo of absolute trouble.

Jade tsum has better manners but just as bad intentions. Jade will ‘lose track of him’ (letting him into your dorm and your room to burrow in your bedsheets) saying it’s ‘alright, he’ll pop back up. What harm could such a small thing do?’ A lot, apparently, because when you go to settle in for the night he pops out and scares you half to death. The fact you didn’t swing your pillow on impulse and send the ‘poor thing’ flying into the wall is pure luck. You give up, it’s too late to return him to Jade so you let him stay, going to sleep and forgetting about it. But that’s just what he wants, he’s there to grab your undies and return to his other half after all. But, before he does, he’ll take a while to nuzzle into your tits/buldge when you’re dead asleep.

#I am thinking about Azul tsum having lil plushy tentacles he can squirm against your hole #cream wonderland #toasted for plush toy? #toasted sugar cream #cream writes

[daddyssahotchner]

S1E2: “Compulsion”. Hotch best shots.

#Daddy Hotch #Hotch is hot #He looks so damn sexy #Can I be your sugar? #Criminal minds #SSA Hotchner #Aaron Hotchner #Thomas Gibson

[thecrowslullaby]

I just think solly would make a fine nutcracker

#that sounds so wrong when said out loud #i can picture him shouting 'i will crack your nuts maggot' #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 #team fortress 2 #boots and bombs #merasmus is the rat king #heavy the sugar plum fairy #and engie the toymaker #boots n bombs

[answer2jeff]

something i noticed in season 2 of The Bear:

Carmen rarely calls Natalie "Sugar" in season 2. We can see that Carmen's emotional distance from Natalie seems to decrease once she becomes project manager, flipping his entire life over once again; fulfilling just a sliver of his dream of turning 'mom and dads piece of shit,' into what it is now.

The nickname "Sugar" was given to Natalie from her mother in attempt to belittle her for a minor mistake she made in her childhood: one of the many ways Donna victimized her children.

Carmen often referred to Natalie as "Sugar" during season 1 whenever he needed a favor or was beyond frustrated with his sister. Although it's a very small change, shortening it to "Sug," and then even replacing it with "Nat," was an amazingly subtle way of the writers showing their sibling bond repair itself.

#they're everything to me #they're so precious #carmen and sugar #natalie berzatto #carmen and natalie #sugar berzatto #jeremy allen white #the bear #i love this show so much #best siblings #donna is the fucking worst #Natalie definitely has mommy issues #francy fak?? #no she can go fuck my love #use your brain babe #this is such a small detail but it's so perfect #plz don't flop #it's gonna flop #but what can ya do #carmen berzatto #carmy the bear

[alumirp]

The Smallest Sugar Daddy in Town

we always see law as the sugar daddy its time to turn tables and change things, luffy as the sugar daddy BUT not dilf luffy but just regular luffy right

the catch its: he doesnt know he has that sugar daddy behavior. everyone else knows ofc but he doesnt. hes the son of a very rich senator and a even richer diplomat, real old money, and he has this...thing, going on with one of his friends, law

law, it's your really broke med student who is kind of a genius, but he's an orphan with little to no family who has to work really hard to be able to pay his tuition since he had a drug problem some months ago and couldn't get a good scholarship

they met at a bar where law works and law was nice to luffy who couldnt choose a drink back then, law helped him pick something fruity and sweet but with little alcohol so hes friends would pick on him for drinking straight up juice at a fucking bar and then Luffy kept coming back and soon they became friends, much to law's irritation bc the boy its just clingy and annoying and also has that really pretty smile that he uses everytime he wants law to go out with him and he knows law cant say no to that smile

next thing everyone knew was that law has a better job at a really good company where he did very little work and got a really good paycheck and that was..strange, bc law had no qualification to work at such company nor conections to just get the job so easyly or so they think, but they soon discover that the company is owned by... Luffyt. actually no, it's one of his father's investments, but the shares are all in Luffy's name for some reason so he just demanded they hired law and that what they did

and then law gets an apartment in which the rent it's just ridiculous cheap for a place that good, its big, clean, close from both work and school and also belongs to...luffy. and then comes the car, a gift this time, and then luffy is also the one paying law tuition

and law gets red like a tomato everytime his friend point out those things, when they call luffy his sugar daddy and make fun of him bc well, luffys younger than him. but he doesnt deny none of this bc well luffy is some sort of sugar daddy

of course law had tried to say no to all those gifts and everyting else (not for the job tho, he would never say no to such a good job) he like REALLY tried but theres monkey d luffy that cant take a no, its a lost battle so law just...aceppts it with red ears and cheeks and a heart beating so fast he thinks hes going to die bc hes been in love with luffy for a long time now, even before it all, the sugar daddy thing, had started.

they pretty much had kissed some times and touched each other but nothing more than that and law its starting to get anxious bc god knows he has the hots for luffy and hes about to die is he doesnt get dicked down reall good real soon so the day Luffy shows up at the company to visit Law, all happy and loud as ever, Law is quick to push that boy into the chair and sink to his knees, ready to spend rest of the day with a dick down his throat or else his name its not trafalgar d water law

#look that got me an INSANE amout of sugar daddy bot on twitter #i hate then i hate then so much my friend made fun of meeeeeeeeeeeeee #i wish to perish thank you sir #suggar daddy au #yay #anyways #i really think luffy would be the most unaware sugar daddy that ever lived #hes rich and stubborn and annoying #he will make you feel BAD for not aceppting his gifts #what else can you do but be his sugar baby even if he doesnt know youre his sugar baby?? nothing that what you can do #lawlu #lulaw #one piece #i hate it here #law its just going along with the ride poor boy

[scarebats]

WIP Master List

read finished fics here! 

EVERYTHING IS CURRENTLY ON HOLD.

feel free to ask me questions about any of these!!<;3

if you ask nicely, i will post a sneak preview of whichever fic had been requested on any day (including wip wednesdays).❤️

Pierce My Heart

slicemav because there isnt enough

flower & tattoo shop au cuz all the other ones aren’t finished

love at first sight kinda thing but slider and ice make it like a competition yk

probably gonna have a generous amount of smut

mav and goose are ex-navy (they discharged together after top gun)

will probably turn into a multi-chapter fic

Holding Close

ice invites (read: forces) mav to come with him for christmas

ft. ice’s little sister having a puppy crush on mav

love confessions and fluff!

Bitter With a Hint of Sugar

coffee shop au!

employee!mav and customer!ice but its very possible that ill switch the roles around

ft. slider, goose, & carole over their shit (slooserole)

mav being a cutie and ice having a crush (mav too)

will most likely somehow end up with smut somewhere in the mix

So Much Time

touch starved ice

maverick to the rescue

ice’s love language is touch and mav is there to provide it

tooth rotting fluff with a pinch of angst

Not Quite Over the Edge

sea sick maverick

protective and worried ice

goose lives au!!

sickfic (obviously) with angst

No More Bandages

mav has a burn on his leg from his motorcycle

he doesnt tell anyone cuz yeah

eventually ppl find out and they mad and worried

angst then it turns to fluff

Another Hand To Hold

ice gets married to sarah

mav rlly upset

slider helps physically and emotionally

lots of feelings and angst

icemav pre-fic then slimav during-fic

Catch Me If You Can

‼️NOT THE MOVIE‼️

mav is an instructor at tg and ice is a student (mav would be like early 30s and ice same age as he is in the og movie)

slider being a good friend but at the same time teasing ice

mav definitely knows smth is up but otherwise is oblivious and thinks ice is just being nice

will probably turn into a multi-chapter fic

takes place in the early 90s

goose lives!! (but is no longer in the navy)

In The Car? (I Just Can’t Wait)

dagger!ice w daddy issues

22!mav that ice finds endlessly attractive

he does in fact have a daddy kink for mav

smut featuring top!mav & bottom!ice

will probably turn into a multi-chapter fic

ice is like 34 in this and is a top gun graduate from when he was 28

age difference, which is 34 & 58, don’t read if you’re not comfortable

ft. slider still as his rio

takes place during tg:m, but will most likely end before the mission events

#icemav #slicemav #slimav #full cups #across your shoulders and chest #holding close #in the car? (i just can’t wait) #pierce my heart #no more banages #bitter with a hint if sugar #so much time #catch me if you can #not quite over the edge #another hand to hold #top gun #wip wednesday #my writing #iceman x maverick #slooserole #honckity

[whosname]

It's a lazy Sunday so time for our favourite coat hang... Pirate! I mean pirate.

#gintama #gintama fanart #my art #sakata gintoki #i can only be a coat hanger or a pirate COME ON #can you imagine zura opening his closet full of cosplay stuff and saying something like #okay i decided we're going as pirates here's your hook hand #our sugar king

[blujayonthewing]

hi, is this guy telling me to put the marinade that had the raw meat in it directly on top of the finished dish. and then eat it

#re-reading this recipe three times looking for where it says to reserve some marinade before putting raw meat in it #or to cook some marinade to turn it into a sauce that doesn't still have raw meat germs in it #hm. hm. #this recipe also calls for rice wine and sake separately #not that there aren't other rice wines but my brother in christ can you be more specific #I'm gonna try it with mirin which will probably be good and also is what 1) I already have 2) I can get at the grocery store other than sak #ALSO furikake is like... a whole category of seasoning. it comes in a ton of different varieties lmao #me: oh 'Gourmet's furikake' ? is that a specific mix he tells you how to make somewhere in the book? [it is not] #this book is very beautiful to look at but a lot of the recipes are somehow both weirdly pretentious and surprisingly unhelpful #'here's the recipe that in-game is made by setting apples on fire :) first take your vanilla sugar--' bro you are doing too much.

[bleaksqueak]

Curious. I'm a huge horror fan, and I'm in a big mood for some reason or another (... probably the whole RE4 remake thing. Something something.)

#Silent Hill #my personal favorite oscillates heavily depending on mood #but it tends to be Tender Sugar #Letter from the Lost Days #or Your Rain #I won't lie Now We're Free is a certified Bop even tho it's not by Akira Yamaoka #and it's not a great game but Homecoming has a list of real Bangers too #But those are by Akira Yamaoka so ofc they're Bangers #Alex's theme is particularly good #If you're NOT a silent hill fan and not familiar with the music please go check these out #they're 800x amazing #4 is my favorite of the soundtracks #but 3 has some of the strongest songs in the running #I forgot to include Lost Carol!!!! #well shit you can write it in the comments #I thought I listed it #dangit

[rendevok]

Every time one of you says “PHOENIX IN NOTHING BUT AN APRON?” I die a little inside because frankly that was not the goal, but unfortunately for me i forgot to color the pants different from the apron so now i’ve drawn phoenix cooking miles breakfast, ass out.

#this is one of those times where the audience transforms and elevates the art #i’m laughing about it too btw. like. a LOT. #for the record ​you’ll not likely see me drawing ass unless i know your address and phone number #you can take this as my official seal of approval of interpretation bc why not? give us a lil sugar nick