My literal first reaction to this man
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Thursday - Claude the Crab Cycle
There is only one step
and it is Claude
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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Accelerate our evolutionary cycle to become more like them
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*I think it’s called Gasoline
**the second Pig for Gansey, the armor for Gansey, the attempts to dream something to wake a sleeping dream for Matthew
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I once smelled a stinkbug (which had not shot its stink) and it smelled of artificial banana flavoring
Do you think they'd taste like banana laffy taffy
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the longer i read the viz translation, the more i'm convinced that the translator just hates soubi
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Had the world’s most polite argument about Horseshoe crab phylogeny in a tiktok comment section about a week ago and it’s still haunting me. I’m so sorry Ms. TikTok zoology grad you seem very nice I’m just annoying and my P. I. has just trained me to die on this very specific hill.
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fun fact: when hermit crabs die, they emit a special sort of smell that lets other hermit crabs know that a new shell has become available to grab.
"yo guys i died can you pick up my stuff before it despawns"
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