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sweetdreamling · 3 years
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assholes - ( gen avengers )
Summary: Your friends can be such assholes sometimes.
Pairing: Hints at Reader x Loki, but nothing serious.
WC: 2.3K
A/N: This is a super old one shot. Originally it was just Rhodey and Tony, but I just rewrote it and added more characters. I'm back in my marvel writing feels. Since I'm a POC myself, I mostly picture the reader like me. Though I go for gender-natural terms. Hope you like it.
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"He's such a dumbass sometimes," you snicker, watching Thor try and fail to work the toaster. "But it's adorable. It's like watching a clueless golden retriever. Zero thoughts, head empty."
"That's rude, Y/N." Sam hides a smile as he walks over to Thor, helping him with his apparently "impossible" task.
"How long has Thor been on Earth now?"
Steve looks thoughtful for a moment before replying, "I think a couple of years. But, even I know how to work the toaster. I swear I've seen him use it before."
"Hmm, Loki did say Thor likes to pretend that he's a dumb blonde."
Steve rolls his eyes at the mention of Loki's name. "You're still talking to that maniac?"
You shrug, "duh, he's my friend, and sometimes you guys can be a little too much. He's my escape."
Steve raises an eyebrow as he slides a plate of chicken alfredo to you. "Why do I get the feeling you're sleeping with Loki?"
Throwing him a smirk as you picked up your fork. "Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not."
"I'd prefer the latter."
Sam shakes his head as he hears the conversation. "Please stop talking about him before he pops up. We don't need him to add to the chaos in the tower."
"Loki's always in the tower; you guys just don't know it."
Sam and Steve look alarmed as a grinning Thor takes a seat beside you. "Y/N is right. My brother tends to come at such odd hours, but he's in the tower daily with Y/N."
"Does Tony know this?" Steve demands.
"Oh yeah, he literally burst through my door with his suit the first time Loki appeared in the tower. We came to a compromise if you catch my drift."
Sam lets out a noise of disgust. "Okay, no. We don't want to hear about it. As a matter of fact, forget that we even brought Loki up."
Thor and Y/N share a laugh as Steve shakes his head.
The duo's laughs are cut off when Y/N's cellphone starts to ring. Everyone's confused, staring at the cellphone sitting on the counter.
It rings a few times before going quiet.
"I have no clue who'd be calling me at one am," Y/N says as the phone lights up again.
"I mean...shouldn't you answer it and see? Could be important." Steve replies.
"My parents are sleeping at this time of the night. Everyone else that's important to me is currently in the tower, Steve. I'm sure FRIDAY would let us know if anything's happened to them."
Sam snatches the phone off the counter, answering it mid-ring.
"Hello?"
"They're asking for you." He frowns before handing the phone to a confused Y/N.
Furrowing your eyebrows, you reached out, taking the phone and bringing it to your ear.
"Hello?" You questioned.
"Hello?" The unfamiliar, hushed, and husky voice rang out.
"Heard you were looking for me. Who is this?" You asked, exchanging glances with Steve, Thor, and Sam.
"Who is this?" The caller repeats your question.
"I mean, you're the one that called me. So what do you want, creep?"
The only thing you could hear from the other side of the phone was heavy breathing.
"Are you going to say anything besides breathe on the phone?" The person doesn't say anything, so you shrug, hanging up the phone.
"Who was it?" Steve asks.
"I don't have a freaking clue. All he did was breathe on the phone." You respond, going back to your dinner. There are a few minutes of silence before your phone starts ringing again. You shake your head at Bruce as he reaches for the phone again.
"Let it ring, probably the same idiot. He'll get tired eventually."
Ten minutes later, the four of you were at your wit's end. The ringing didn't stop.
"Y/N, I beg you to please answer your phone before I smash it to a thousand pieces." Thor bemoans as the phone goes off once again.
Letting out a frustrated sigh, you snatch the phone back up. You placed the phone against your ear. "Hello?"
"Y/N, you know it's rude to hang up with someone. I thought you knew better than this."
You roll your eyes, "What do you want? You've called my phone nonstop for the past ten minutes!"
"I just want to talk Y/N! We can talk and become the best of friends."
"You're out of your goddamn mind. Do yourself and me a favor and stop calling my phone. I'm hanging up now." You snap, pulling the phone away from your ear.
"YOU HANG UP THIS PHONE BITCH, AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FUCKING FISH!"
It was clear that Thor, Sam, and Steve heard his threat as alarmed expressions overtake their faces.
"Y/N, give me the phone," Steve says through gritted teeth.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GIVE ROGERS THAT PHONE!"
You stare down at the phone in shock before anger takes over your expression. "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?! I don't know who the hell you are or what the hell you want with me, but I'm telling you now to leave me the fuck alone! Come near me, and I'll be your last day alive!"
The creep begins to laugh over the phone. "Oh, Y/N....your petty little threats don't scare me. All I want to do is play a little game, and then I'll leave you alone. I promise!"
"Fuck no! Leave me the hell alone!"
The creep lets out a growl. "I want to play a game. A simple one, call it movie trivia. Answer it correctly; you and your little trio of morons will survive."
There's no warning as the lights go out, leaving the four of you in absolute darkness.
"Answer wrong; you die. Don't even bother calling for help. Your little friends and A.I. are all...out of commission."
All of you glance around and then at each other uneasily. "Don't even think about it. I'm watching your every move!"
Sam lets out a sigh. "This is a fucking nightmare."
"What the hell did you do to our teammates and FRIDAY?" Steve was gripping the counter, glaring at the phone that you'd placed on speakerphone.
"Don't worry about that. I can see you, Thor. Try summoning your precious hammer, and I slit Barton's throat!"
Thor looks disgruntled as he drops his hand. "Very well."
The creep chuckles, "That's more like it."
"I'll ask again, what the hell did you do to our teammates?!" Steve questions again.
"I can hear the desperation in your voice, Rogers. Don't worry, your pretty little heads, I haven't done anything so far. Their fates depend on you four. We win the game. and I'll let them go."
"We can't trust your word, man. We need proof." Sam says.
The creep hums, "That is true. Look for yourself."
A hologram of security footage pops up. "Say hello to your fellow avengers!"
Your eyes widened as you took in the sight of your teammates, bound and gagged to chairs in a circle. Tony, Clint, Bucky, Wanda, Vision, and for some odd reason, Pepper was there as well. Clint and Tony were the only ones awakened and were frantically shaking their heads.
"You sonofabitch." Steve curse, running a hand over his face. "What do you want?"
"A simple game. Are you ready to play now?"
"YES! YES! We'll play your stupid ass game! Just don't hurt our teammates!" You say, placing a hand on Steve's shoulder.
"That depends on how well you do with my trivia! Tell me Y/N. Do you like scary movies?"
"Yes."
The voice tutted. "Then you should be very good at this game then."
You take a deep breath, hoping your racing heart would calm down. It frightened you how easily someone snuck into the tower, basically kidnaping your teammates and holding them hostage.
"Question one, How many people does Jason kill in the first Friday the 13th film?"
You furrow your eyebrows, looking at Steve. He shrugs, looking hopeless. "I'm so sorry, but I haven't seen any horror films."
Sam snaps, making a zero with his hand. "He didn't do any killings in the first Friday the 13th movie!"
The creep hums, "who did the killing then?"
"His mother!"
"Bravo Y/N and Sam! "The voice praises the two of you.
"Question two, how many knives does Freddy Krueger have on his gloves?"
"Four. He has four!" Thor calls out.
"Yes! Good boy, Thor! It appears you aren't as stupid as I thought!" The voice laughs once again. "Next question...Which room does Dick Hallorann tell Danny to stay away from in The Shining?"
"I heard Tony mention sometimes once about room 237 as a joke. He said it came from a film called The Shining. Is that it?" Steve says.
"Is that a question or the answer, Rogers? And no, don't help him!" The voice yells as you go to tell Steve it was correct.
"I...It's the answer."
"CORRECT!" The creep gives a round of applause. "Now, last question, who is the Ghostface killer in Scream 4?"
Oh, shit, there was so much going on in the Scream series, you couldn't keep up. Besides the first two movies, you kind of gave up watching them.
The four of you were exchanging frightened and panicked looks when no one answered. You took a deep breath and said the hell with it.
"Roman Bridger!" You cried out. "It was him! Right?!"
There was silence on the other line before the creep said the words you dreaded, "Wrong answer Y/N."
The four of you were surprised when two cloaked figures appeared in front of your unconscious teammates. One head Tony's head up as the other slashes him viciously across the stomach.
"TONY!" All of you cried out as blood began pouring from his shirt, and Tony lets out muffled cries of pain, fighting against the ropes.
The two cloaked figures turned, waving at you mockingly.
"Are those Ghostface masks? We're really dealing with a fucking Ghostface copycat groupie?!" Sam says, bewildered.
"Come out and play with us!"
Your nails dig into the palm of your hands as you stare down the copycat Ghostface on the right. There was something familiar about them.
"You're going to pay for hurting our dear Anthony, you fool." Thor looks furious; the rage in his eyes was clear to see.
"You'll have to catch us first!" There was a slam of a door down the hall, and you all turn your heads in the direction.
"We were the only ones on this floor. No one knows we hang out here." Steve says, glaring down the darkened hall.
"You will need weapons Sam and Y/N. Steve and I will use our brute strength to defend ourselves. " Thor says, grabbing the skillet off the stove, handing it to you. He gives Sam the butcher knife Steve was using earlier.
You and Sam exchange glances, the message clear in your eyes. 'Did he forget we're both trained fighters and can defend ourselves weapons or not?'
Steve leads the way as you slowly creep down the dark hall. "I've got nothing-" A swift punch to the jaw cut off his words.
"HOLY SHIT! STEVE!" Sam calls out, rushing over.
"I'm fine, Sam. They came out of nowhere. They're on this floor somewhere. We've gotta look for them."
"Oh, there's no need to look for me. We're right here." Sam lets out a yelp, falling to the ground, clutching his side.
"Shit, guys were humans and can't really see that well in the dark. You're going to have to use your weird-ass super senses and find them." You say, fumbling around until you find Sam's outstretched hand. You help him sit up, leaning on you for support.
"Stop being a coward! Come out and face us!" Thor yells out.
"This shit feels like it's from a low-budget horror film," Sam mutters to himself.
You nod in agreement.
Suddenly you feel a hand on your shoulder and a voice whispering your name in, "Y/N..."
Letting out a yelp, you grab their hand, using all your strength to flip them over your shoulder.
"FUCK!" You didn't waste any time kicking the shit out of this asshole.
"YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG AVENGER ASSHOLE!"
"Y/N! Y/N, IT'S ME! IT'S ME, SCOTT!" The cloaked figure shouts, reaching up and snatching his mask off. Scott's now bruised face stared up at you as the lights flickered back on.
You glanced up to see Thor holding Loki in a headlock and Steve scowling at Clint. Sam was frowning at Tony, who was smirking.
"There's no need to be all upset, brother. It was a mere prank; you know I've done far worse than this." Loki lets out a grunt as Thor tightens his grip.
"I recall the numerous times you've stabbed me, bitting and nearly gotten me killed. But, these are our human friends Loki, and they are far more..." Thor trails off, staring at Scott, who was holding his head.
"You guys are such fucking assholes. A prank is putting something funny and straightforward. This shit wasn't funny; it was fucking terrifying. We thought Tony had gotten stabbed! Our teammates had gotten kidnapped, and FRIDAY was harmed." Sam growls out, crossing his arms and shaking his head.
"This was out of line, guys. I'm disappointed." Steve's "I'm Disappointed In You" face and tone of voice were enough to ruin anyone's mood.
"There was no real harm done, guys. Lighten up," Tony tries to brush it off.
"No harm do-" You start before shaking your head. "No, I'm not saying anything. I've gotta go take my rage out in the training room, come on, guys." You motion for Thor, Steve, and Sam to follow you.
"We're going to prank them back, right?" Sam questions as you guys get into the elevator. '
"Oh, for sure."
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toogayforthistoday · 4 years
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My F/O list
Finally getting around to making this thing, so here we go. I don’t have ship names for most of them (yet), so in the mean time, I’m using emoji’s that fit closest. I don’t have an issue with sharing, but if you do, feel free to block the appropriate tag! I’m doing my best to try and tag everything.
Names in Bold I am not comfortable sharing romantically
Main F/O’s:
My mains fluctuate all the time, but currently the Main ones are:
Porter Gage (Fallout)  🏴‍☠️🖤 #OTP: Underestimated to a Fault
Husk (Hazbin Hotel) 😼❤️ #OTP: Watch Your Cards
Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe) 🐍💚 #OTP: Green is our Colour
Touya ‘Dabi’ Todoroki (My Hero Academia) #OTP: Lighters in the Dark #gdi Dabi #jfc Touya
Alfie Solomons (Peaky Blinders) #OTP: Bow to the Bakers
Allison / Texas (Red vs Blue) #OTP: Houston We Are the Problem
Hiei Jaganshi (Yu Yu Hakusho) 🐉💜 #OTP: Hiebe
My Kids:
“Child” Familial F/O’s, and Fankids. I love them very much
Angel (Borderlands) Step-Daughter #Angel [Calls me Gabe]
Nero (Devil May Cry) Step-Son #Nero [Calls me Gabe]
Hitoshi Shinso (My Hero Academia) Son  #Rocker Bee Kittens [Calls me 'Mom’] #HK-57 the Malfunctioning Protocol Assassin Droid [Because of course I brought my son into Star Wars]
Eri (My Hero Academia) Adopted Daughter #Everything in Flux [Calls me ‘Mom’]
Cailean Elijah Solomons (Peaky Blinders) Son #Cailean Elijah Solomons [Calls me ‘Mom’]
Romantic F/O’s: 
I still love them very much, but my current attention is on the mains <3
Wolf (10th Kingdom) 🐺🌕❤️
Shaun Hastings (Assassin’s Creed) 📚❤️
Handsome Jack (Borderlands)  💪💔  #OTP: Are We the Heroes
Dr. Nigel Townsend (Crossing Jordan) #OTP: Cryptid Crypts
Skulker (Danny Phantom) 👻💚 #OTP: Compatible Hardware
Vergil (Devil May Cry)  🔵💙 #OTP: The Power to Protect You
Alistair Theirin (Dragon Age) 🌹💙
The Iron Bull (Dragon Age) 🐂💝
Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age) 💰❤️ #OTP: The Ones Who Remain
Fenris (Dragon Age) ⚡💙
Anders (Dragon Age) 🚑💙
John Hancock (Fallout) ☀️💖
Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout) 💸💕
Charon (Fallout) 🔫🖤  
Vincent / Angel (nikkzships OC from Halo/RvB) No Tags Yet
Arackniss (Hazbin Hotel) 🕷️🖤
Poly!Husk + Arackniss #OT3: Running the Speakeasys
Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) 🐕💜 #OTP: The Dog The Witch and The Broken Well
Dean McCoppin  (The Iron Giant) #OTP: Scrapyard Shindigs
Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) 🌌💙
Vetra Nyx (Mass Effect) 🌌💁💜
Shouta ‘Eraserhead’ Aizawa (My Hero Academia) 💤🖤 #OTP: No Rest For The Wicked
Hizashi ‘Present Mic’ Yamada (My Hero Academia)   🎤💛 #OTP: Loud Blondes Club
Poly!Shouta + Hizashi 💤💜🎤 #OT3: How to Speedrun a Family
Kisame Hoshigaki (Naruto) 🦈💙 #OTP: Fish Out of Water
Hanzo Shimada (Overwatch) 🐉💙🐉 #OTP: So Much for Stealth
Jesse McCree (Overwatch) 🐎❤️ 
Mako ‘Roadhog’ Rutledge (Overwatch) 🐷💗
Aleksandra ‘Zarya’ Zaryanova (Overwatch) 🏋️💗
  Carasynthia 'Cara' Dune (Star Wars: The Mandalorian) ⭐💚 #OTP: Looking in Alderaan Places
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)  🥃🖤 #OTP: The Other We Deserve
Diego Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) 🗡🖤 #OTP: Yyou’re Jusst Like Me
Eddie Brock + Venom (Venom) ☣️🖤
Lambert (Witcher) 🐺💚 #OTP: Prickly Pair
Gambit / Remy LeBeau (X-Men/Marvel) 🎴💜
Queer Platonic F/O’s:
Not quite Romantic™, but Platonic™ isn’t enough to describe it.
Gaige (Borderlands)  ⛧❤️
Nisha (Borderlands) No Tag Yet
V (Devil May Cry) #OTP: A Facade of Memories
Merril (Dragon Age)  🌼💚
Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age)  🐍🖤  
Butch DeLoria (Fallout)  🕳️🐍💙
Cait (Fallout) No Tag Yet
Atsuhiro ‘Mr. Compress’ Sako (My Hero Academia) #TheShowmen🎭  
Jamison ‘Junkrat’ Fawkes (Overwatch)  💥💖
Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy  (Witcher)  🐦🖤
Addison ‘Addy’ Carver (Z Nation) #OTP: Blended Bats
Platonic F/O’s:
I will probably be constantly adding to this list as I forget all the time. These guys don’t have tags, if you want me to tag them, let me know!
Maya (Borderlands)
Krieg (Borderlands)
Axton (Borderlands)
Mordecai (Borderlands)
Brick (Borderlands)
Timothy Lawrence (Borderlands)
Wilhelm (Borderlands)
Nicoli Technus (Danny Phantom) #TechDeck9000🤖
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Lady (Devil May Cry)
Niko (Devil May Cry)
Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age)
Leliana (Dragon Age)
Oghren (Dragon Age)
Sten/Arishock (Dragon Age)
Isabella (Dragon Age)
Aveline Vallen (Dragon Age)
Varric Tethras (Dragon Age)
Cole (Dragon Age)
Cremisius 'Krem’ Aclassi (Dragon Age)
Sera (Dragon Age)
Blackwall/Thom Rainier (Dragon Age)
Cassandra Pentaghast (Dragon Age)
Deacon (Fallout)
Piper (Fallout)
Curie (Fallout)
Preston Garvey (Fallout)
Dogmeat (Fallout)
Amata (Fallout)
Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
Charlie (Hazbin Hotel)
Wanda Maximoff (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Liara T’Soni (Mass Effect)
Ashley Williams (Mass Effect)
Tali’Zorah Vas Normandy (Mass Effect)
Cora Harper (Mass Effect)
Jaal Ama Darav (Mass Effect)
Liam Kosta (Mass Effect)
Pelessaria ‘Peebee’ B’Sayle (Mass Effect)
Nemuri ‘Midnight’ Kayama (My Hero Academia)
Hidan (Naruto)
Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
Din Djarin (Star Wars: The Mandalorian) #TheDadalorian🦏
Fennec Shand (Star Wars: The Mandalorian) #TheStoicShitstarters😈
Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
Castiel (Supernatural)
Eskel (Witcher)
Triss (Witcher)
Ciri (Witcher)
Keira Metz (Witcher)
Yennefer (Witcher)
Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Shuichi Minamino/Kurama/Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Yukina (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Botan (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Keiko Yukimura (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Shizuru Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Familial F/O’s:
I keep getting adopted by people 👀👀👀
Kai Hiwatari (Beyblade) Twin
Dr. Zed (Borderlands) Weird Uncle
Moxxi (Borderlands) Motherly
Marcus (Borderlands) Fatherly
Tina (Borderlands) Twinsies
Jack Napier ‘Joker’ (Batman 1989) Father Figure
Vlad Masters 'Vlad Plasmius' (Danny Phantom) Father #Vlad Dadsters
Trish (Devil May Cry)  Sister
Wynne (Dragon Age) Grandmotherly
Leandra Amell (Dragon Age) Motherly
Vivienne de Fer (Dragon Age) Elder Sister
Nick Valentine (Fallout) Uncle
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Fatherly... Patron... Thing 🦌♡
Lilith (Hazbin Hotel) Motherly
Todd ‘Squee’ Castle (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) Younger Brother
Frank Castle (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Older Brother Figure #CastleGuard
Dr. Karin Chakwas (Mass Effect) Motherly/Grandmotherly
Admiral David Anderson (Mass Effect) Fatherly
Nakmor Drack (Mass Effect) Grandfatherly
Just the Entirety of the LOV (My Hero Academia) Siblings, the whole lot of ‘em #Leaguenanigans
Jin ‘Twice’ Bubaigawara (My Hero Academia) #TwiceTheFun
Kurogiri/Oboro Shirakumo (My Hero Academia) #TheOtherParent
Shuichi ‘Spinner’ Iguchi (My Hero Academia) No Tag Yet
Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia) No Tag Yet
Magne (My Hero Academia) #Miss you Mags
Inko Midoriya (My Hero Academia) Sisterly/Motherly (Dabi Ship Only) #MamaMido #NewtonsFirstLaw🔄
Izuku ‘Deku’ Midoriya (My Hero Academia) Nephew (Dabi Ship Only) #Curveball
Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia) Younger Brother (Dabi Ship Only) #GlareOfTheLimelight
Natsuo Todoroki (My Hero Academia) Younger Brother (Dabi Ship Only) #BrothersForACause
Fuyumi Todoroki (My Hero Academia) Younger Sister (Dabi Ship Only) #TeachingGrace
Rei Todoroki (My Hero Academia) Mother-In-Law (Dabi Ship Only) #MamaRei
Tomura Shigaraki (My Hero Academia) It’s Complicated (Dabi Ship Only) #NotInKansas
All For One (My Hero Academia) Father Figure...ish? (Dabi Ship Only) #Dad For One
Kakuzu (Naruto) Fatherly
Ana Amari (Overwatch) Grandmotherly
Reinhardt Wilhelm (Overwatch) Grandfatherly
Aberama Gold (Peaky Blinders) Uncle, Mum’s Brother
Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars) Motherly Mentor
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) Father #Ben Dadnobi
Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) The Fun Uncle Mentor
Mace Windu (Star Wars) The Bullshit Filter Mentor
Grogu (Star Wars: The Mandalorian) Nephew
Donna Hanscum (Supernatural) Motherly
Jody Mills (Supernatural) Motherly
Bobby Singer (Supernatural) Uncle
Vesemir (Witcher) Grandfatherly
Logan / James Howlett / Wolverine (X-Men/Marvel) Father #SupBub
Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho) Grandmotherly
Tommy ‘10K’ (Z Nation) Brother
This got really long, really quickly. I have been doing this for a while, so that makes sense. Don’t really know how to end this, so... Don’t be afraid to self ship, no matter how old you are!!! Your F/O’s love you!
~ Gabe
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pokibal2001 · 6 years
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Convergence: Nicktoons Drabbles #1 and TATD Random Headcanons # 4
So apparently, my crossover fic is threading dark territories soon and I felt the urge to write something light for once. So here it is! A collection of drabbles featuring the Nicktoons when they are not fighting maniacal supervillains or otherworldly vengeful spirits in their spare time. This will be a fused post of both series for now, and the next two posts will the separate the two.
Spoiler warning though, some of these drabbles can go either pre-C:TATD or post-C:TATD. So there might be moments of OOC among the heroes due to what they had been through in the crossover or unexpected characters that hadn’t debuted yet in the main fic.
Regardless, I’ll just continue anyway. Let’s start with the headcanons first, pre-C:TATD and Spongebob’s variant!
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Out of all the worlds the Nicktoons came from, everybody in the group agrees that Bikini Bottom is the safest out of all of them.
Retroville and Dimmsdale are constantly filled by accidents of either magical or scientific origins, Muckledunk and Petropolis are often terrorized by persistent racists and mad scientists and last but not least, Amity Park is infested by violent ghosts.
So everyone preferred hanging out together at Spongebob’s world, mostly at the Krusty Krab because of the delicious krabby patties. Even if it means having to use Jimmy’s Neutronic Air Gum to visit Bikini Bottom the rare few moments they managed to get in their free time.
While Dudley, Tucker, Cosmo and Bunsen loved the undersea burgers the most, Sam refused to eat them due to her being a vegetarian. Spongebob, who wants to make up for it, quickly cooked up a vegan variant of krabby patties called the Vegan Patty
To Sam’s surprise, she actually likes the Vegan Patty and she was very grateful to Spongebob for respecting and even catering to her tastes.
On the other side of the spectrum, Timmy, Chloe and Wanda were overworked to clean up the magical farts left behind by Cosmo’s overeating of Krabby Patties.
Poor Kitty also ended up being dragged into cleaning up Cosmo’s mess as well.
Meanwhile, Jimmy was at the corner pondering how on earth are steaming hot burgers that are edible to eat without being soggy are possible at all underwater.
Had Sandy been there (unfortunately, she was busy with her own stuff to hang out at the time), she would have sympathized with him because she has the same confusion about the peculiarity of the non-existent underwater physics.
Danny simply enjoyed watching the chaos unfold from afar, only stepping in when things get a little too far.
The Nicktoons meet Mr Eugene Krabs properly this time (This was Dudley, Kitty, Bunsen and Mikey’s first time. The rest met him during the Syndicate invasion)
While they were somewhat caught off-caught at how obsessive Mr Krabs tend to be with money, they managed to at least kept a friendly interaction with him but with Sam being the most grudging.
They decided to go out into Bikini Bottom.
Spongebob introduced everyone to his best friend Patrick. While Dudley, Cosmo and Bunsen were completely taken with him as fellow best buds, everyone else were not amused. Kitty was the most wary of him.
Timmy wondered out loud why they can’t just swim up in the open water and every sea folk in the near vicinity stared at him like he was crazy.
If there’s one thing that Jimmy and Timmy can agree on despite their bickering nature, is that the underwater physics of Spongebob’s world are way too confusing even by their standards.
Spongebob had offered them a suggestion of visiting Goo Lagoon, everyone was flabbergasted that underwater water lakes are even possible.
However, none of them were expecting Jimmy’s reaction at all. The boy genius simply heave a sigh of relief at the Goo Lagoon’s existence.
“Finally! Something that makes sense in this world! Brine pools are actually real in the other oceans of our worlds too. They form because of the high salinity content-”
“We get it, fudgehead.”
Another infamous argument between Jimmy and Timmy occurs, and everybody worked their asses off calming down the two boys. This is Spongebob’s day, not theirs.
They met Squidward along the way as well. While the Nicktoons were a bit put off and annoyed by his petty behaviour, they can’t deny feeling bad for him when they realize Squidward has been a victim of Spongebob and Patrick’s astonishing ignorance of personal boundaries.
Danny and Kitty made sure to keep Spongebob and Patrick in check if they went too far in bothering Squidward.
Squidward, although not expressing it, was inwardly glad that he’s surrounded by people with common sense.
They passed by the Chum Bucket, and a wary Plankton was observing them with binoculars. Danny, Jimmy and Kitty were the only ones to notice but decided not to call him out since Spongebob assured all of them that Plankton was not causing trouble for now.
By the time they left Bikini Bottom and back into their home worlds, the Nicktoons are left shocked at how drenched they are despite the fact they felt dry back in Spongebob’s world.
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Here’s the actual drabble at last! The Nicktoons are both equally disturbed and fascinated by the bizarre underwater physics and structure of Bikini Bottom.
“You know? I don’t think I could ever get used to this. It just doesn’t make a lick of sense,” Tucker gestured his hands at the open waters of Bikini Bottom.
“You said it, Tucker. How the heck are we standing on the floor and not floating in the air-water-thing, whatever!” Timmy ranted, throwing his hand up in the water.
“Be careful with you say, Timmy!” Wanda, in her goldfish form, turned to him with an admonishing tone, “We don’t need more fish people staring at us.”
“Yeah, Timmy!” Cosmo chimed in, “One of them kept giving us a stink-eye.”
“What, that old man-fish?” Timmy scoffed, “Like I care what he thinks. At least in my world, magic is the explanation for everything weird that happened there. Bikini Bottom has no magic!”
“You and me both, Timmy. You and me both,” Jimmy muttered loudly, walking alongside Timmy with his arms crossed as he glared at the sea-sky.
“Really?” Bunsen tilted his head curiously before smiling affirmatively as he skipped a step, “It’s not that bad though. At least we can walk here just like on land!”
Kitty shuddered, “Hate to break it to you, Bunsen but the fact that the seawater around us is not weighing down on our fur is a disturbing sensation,” the cat agent glanced to the side with half-lidded lime eyes, “... And to clear my case, look at Dudley.”
Said dog agent was standing on a sandy dune not far from them, jumping around in frenzy as soft grains of sand were sent flying slowly into the open waters. His paws were reaching out wildly, hoping as if he could swim out in the water above.
“Come on, come on!” Dudley hollered in pure frustration as he pulled his long ears, “Why can’t I swim!?”
“See, guys? Even he gets it,” Timmy fumed bitterly, huffing out an air bubble.
“Eh... I think I agree with Bunsen, Timmy. Bikini Bottom is kinda a nice place to hang out at,“ Danny smirked cockily as he floated above the buck-teethed boy and looking down at him, “Besides, do you know how great the water currents feel? They’re just like wind on land, except it’s more watery and it’s cool!”
“Says the superhero who can fly,” Timmy retorted back at the older boy with a twitching right eye.
Spongebob, who was piggybacking on Danny since the halfa offered the ride (it helps that the sea sponge was quite light), peered over his best friend’s shoulder and put on a wide cheerful smile.
“I never fly, or swam, this high up in Bikini Bottom before! And Danny’s right, being up here is so cool!!!” The sea sponge exclaimed happily and the unlikely duo laughed together as they flew around above the group, even going as far as to perform loops in the sea-sky.
Timmy groaned loudly, covering his face with both of his hands. Chloe, who had been quietly admiring the sight of the sea so far, decided to take pity on Timmy and patted his back comfortably.
“It’s okay, Timmy,” The perky blonde told him gently, “Maybe the science of this world doesn’t make sense but at least, we can enjoy the sight here! Ooh, look at the clouds, they’re shaped like flowers!”
“I’m more curious about the aquatic botany around here,” Sam commented bemusedly, observing the floating green kelp and polka-dotted coral near the walking path the Nicktoons were moving on, “It’s hard to believe that some of the plants here are just mimicking corals and not actual corals themselves.
“You’re not going ask if they’re edible or not, are you?” Tucker asked with wide eyes, a nauseous expression on his face.
“Uh, eww. No,” Sam raised an eyebrow in disbelief with an equally disgusted look, “Tucker, only specific types of seaweed and algae are safe for eating. If you don’t know that, I can’t imagine you camping in the wild.”
“Then you don’t see me going near the ocean back home because I’m fine staying home eating sea-I mean, meat,” jested Tucker, nearly stumbling on a taboo subject that the Nicktoons have no desire in discussing.
Dudley, who looked rather disappointed after failing to swim in the open waters of Spongebob’s world, mingled back in the group just in time to overhear the last few words of Tucker’s retort.
He and Kitty shot each other a panicked glance followed by a brief wary stare at the sea folk walking among them, before looking away in the opposite direction and whistled innocently.
“I wll lose my mind if we can actually lit a fire underwater,” Jimmy muttered.
“Sure, we can,” Came Patrick’s unexpected reply.
Everyone halted right in their tracks, all of them giving the blinking sea star varying stares of shock and disbelief. Even Danny was curious enough to float back near the group with Spongebob in tow to see what was going.
“You’re kidding,” came Tucker’s flabbergasted reply.
“You mean, we can?” Bunsen perked up, notably excited at the prospect.
“Yeah,” Patrick tilted his head in confusion, “Me, Spongebob and Squidward went camping that one time and we managed to make a fire.”
“Ugh,” Squidward, who was the least social of the group, grimaced, “Don’t remind me.”
“Oh, yeah!” Spongebob exclaimed as he clicked a finger, peering from above Danny’s head, “I remember that time. Boy, those were fun times!”
“Seriously? You can make fire underwater? For real?” Danny blinked his neon green eyes owlishly, “Wow, you don’t hear that in a spoken sentence everyday.”
Rubbing the back of his head, Spongebob sheepishly smiled, “Really? I don’t know what’s normal in making fire for land critters, but I’m sure we can ask Jimmy for an opinion. Right, Jimmy?” A brief silence, “... Uh, Jimmy?”
Every Nicktoon looked at said boy genius, whose entire body was shaking like a leaf and manic blue eyes twitching. Timmy and Chloe immediately backed several steps away from him as everyone went on guard.
“J-Jimmy?” Chloe asked nervously.
“Are you... feeling well?” Kitty furrowed her brow in concern.
“Oh, I’m just peachy,” Jimmy seethed through gritted teeth, his wide blue eyes kept twitching, “The mere idea that fire can be kindled underwater is absolutely a thing in the realm of possibility. How wonderful.”
“G-Guys....” Dudley stammered, “He’s doesn’t l-look okay...!”
The manic grin on Jimmy’s face grew wider, “Absolutely possible. Possible...!”
“That’s it, fudgehead has lost his head,” Timmy stared at his rival in wide-eyed horror, quickly grabbing his fairies in one arm while holding Chloe in the other, “Sorry, guys! But we’re heading straight to the Krusty Krab first, see yah!”
In a puff of air bubbles, Timmy was seen running for the hills with his fairies and Chloe in tow.
“What about you guys, huh?” Jimmy’s head twitched as he turned to the rest, “Care to kindle a fire with me underwater?”
Danny gulped before yelling, “Hey, don’t forget about us!” as he made the same decisions as Timmy by grabbing a rather shocked Sam and Tucker with both of his hands before flying towards said buck-teethed boy with a yelping Spongebob on his back.
“Don’t leave us behind!” Dudley squealed as he dumped both Kitty and Bunsen over his shoulders, “Dudley!” “Yay, free rides!” 
The only ones left behind with Jimmy were Patrick and Squidward, in which the latter was slowly tip-toeing his way out of the scene. 
“So, Patrick...?” Jimmy asked with a gritted smile.
“Yep!” Said sea star replied eagerly. 
Clapping his hands hands together, Jimmy giggled, “Ready to prove your point?”
Patrick’s black eyes gleamed in excitement, “Sure! Let’s go find some wood and make a fire!”
The manic smile on Jimmy’s face grew wider, “Agreed.”
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“Spongebob?” 
“Yeah, Timmy?”
“Fudgehead is going to kill your best friend.”
A massive gasp, “OH NO! We must sent a rescue team right away!”
“Too late about that, they’re already made a fire,” Squidward deadpanned, “Look outside.”
Danny’s dumbfounded voice echoed, “... Is that smoke? Is that even possible underwater?”
Timmy groaned, “I give up. Spongebob’s world does not make sense.”
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So yeah... Let’s just say, Jimmy and Patrick caused a lot of underwater fires, as oxymoronic as that sounds. Hope you enjoy reading this post!
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Ride With Me (Part 11)
PAIRING: readerxbuckybarnes au
WORD COUNT: 1.9K
WARNINGS: swearing, images of violence.  
*With Hela’s threat still looming over, (Y/N) and Wanda return to their apartment where a devastating surprise is waiting for them. 
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Part 11 Woop Woop, We are slowly drawing to the end of this fic, but don’t panic there is still A LOT to come...and possibly a sequel?????? 
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“Come on you won’t tell me anything?” you laughed at Wanda’s eagerness to know about your budding relationship.
“Honestly Wanda, I don’t even know what’s happening between us. How the fuck am I suppose to explain it to you” you huffed zipping your jacket up higher. You were both walking home, after Hela left the rest of your shift was uneventful.
“Your worried it will end like it did with Danny?” Wanda asked tentatively, you sighed looking up at your looming apartment building.
“(Y/N) Bucky’s different, apart from Hela he’s been with no one else. To be honest I think she broke his heart more than he let’s on.” You considered Wanda’s words for a moment.
“I broke Danny’s heart Wanda, Hela broke Bucky’s. If that’s not a recipe for disaster I don’t know what is” you pulled open the front door as Wanda started to ascend the stairs, you followed up behind her you boots fell heavy on the concrete steps.
“You don’t strike me as someone who believes in superstitions”
“Are you calling me a witch Wanda?” you tease and deflected slightly, your friend gave you a withering look over her shoulder as you reached your floor.  
“No, I’m just saying you’re looking to the past. You should be looking to the future”
“What are you? The relationship whisperer” you groaned leaning against the wall as Wanda fished her keys out of her bag.
“That’s Nat’s title around here, all I’m saying is try and not think about it to much. Enjoy it, you have an extremely attractive man at your beck and call if I was you I would…. what the fuck???” you frowned at Wanda’s sudden change of demeanor; craning your neck around the door you utter the same words of shock.
Your apartment was ruined; the couches were ripped to shreds. The kitchen cupboards were pulled apart some of them were even caved in. Wanda rushed to her room, as you stood dumbfounded in the hallway. It looked like a bomb has hit it, stepping over the pile of glass from the coffee table you gingerly walked to your room. The door was hanging dangerously from its hinges; you room was much the same. You bed had rips in it like someone had taken a knife and had gone to town. You could vaguely hear Wanda’s frantic voice in her room she must be calling someone you thought. Then another thought crossed your mind, the gun. You climbed over towards the fallen chest of draws, you frantically searched through the scattered clothing growing more frantic as time went on and you still couldn’t find it. Letting out a frustrated scream to tore through your already destroyed room pushing over the armchair you searched below it but with no luck.
“(Y/N)” you ignored the voice at your bedroom door; you could feel the dread wash over you. You needed to find that gun.  
“Wanda, (Y/N)... holy shit” you tear filled eyes tore from its search to look up at the new comers. Steve looked horrified at the sight before him; Natasha looked equally horrified looking into the wreckage that was your room. But you didn’t pay them any attention; your eyes were on the familiar blue ones looking up at your wall. His fists were clenched; his jaw line was tight as the murderous look made you shiver as you flicked your eyes over to what ever had caught his gaze.
Your move slut.
How you missed the black spray paint on the red wall floored you, in your desperate attempt to find the one thing you could defend yourself the thought of Hela carrying that gun made you feel physically sick.
“Hela, that psychotic bitch. I’m going to kill her” Natasha voice seethed from the doorway as she marched out to the living room. You made a strangled cry as you fell back off your knees, leaning up against your mangled bed frame you felt the tightness in your chest restrict. Your cry must have knocked Bucky to his senses as he made his way over to you.
“She couldn’t have done this alone, Rumlow must have helped. Or Hammer” Steve growled putting an arm over Wanda’s shoulders.
“My rooms trashed too, not as bad as this” Wanda’s teary eyes scanned over the carnage, your head fell into your hands as Bucky kneeled before you.
“The gun’s missing Bucky, she took it” you looked up at him, you could see your lost expression mirrored in his eyes.
“What the fuck are we going to do, they have the upper hand again Bucky. How the fuck did she even get in. The door was locked” you cried looking to Wanda who looked as equally dumbfound as you did.
“Stark thinks it might have been Ronan, he’s good at this stiff. Tony’s going to look into it and send someone to clean up all of this. You two can stay at mine until this mess get’s clean up” Natasha appeared at the doorway, her phone clenched tightly in her hand.  
“(Y/N) will stay at mine, Wanda wasn’t the target (Y/N) was. I can protect her better, no offence Romanoff” you went to argue with him but you were given a dark look.
“Don’t argue with me, not on this doll. Both of you pack what you can. Steve let Peg know what’s happened here. Get Coulson to corner it all off, we don’t need the Red Skulls snooping around here any more than they already have. And find out how the fuck they did get in here, if it was Ronan I’ll fucking kill him” the three of them nodded, Steve giving Wanda a small squeeze as he left the apartment, Natasha and Wanda left your room to go pack Wanda’s things leaving you alone with a raging Bucky.
“They wont get away with this (Y/N) I promise Schmidt will pay for what he did, I know you can look after yourself (Y/N) but please, please” he pressed his forehead against yours closing his eyes as he breathed in deeply.
“I can’t bare something happening to you” you let out a shaky breath, his words were familiar, too familiar. You had sudden flashes of blue eyes and curl blonde hair, the lighting flashing in the sky. You felt guilt and betrayal for what you did to Trish, snapping out of the memory you looked into Bucky’s own blue eyes searching yours. His words were almost echoing of the ones Danny had said to you all those years ago. They both wanted to protect you, they both wanted to be with you. They both loved you, and it terrified you but it also made you feel something you hadn’t felt in a long time.  
“Please don’t leave me,” you whimper pulling yourself into his hold, he wrapped his arms around you holding you tight against him.
“Never, I’m with you to the end of the line doll” you let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding as he kissed you soundly.
“Well home sweet home” Bucky announced as he opened the door to his apartment, it was smaller than Wanda’s place but no less lived in. There was a small kitchen to the left of the front door, to the right was Bucky’s room and before you was the living room and beyond that a small balcony. For the first time that night you felt yourself relax as Bucky’s sent engulfed you.
“It’s not much” Bucky coughed seemingly embarrassed at his small home.
“It’s perfect Buck,” you muttered leaning up to kiss him. He hummed into the kiss cradling your jaw in his hand; reluctantly you pulled away from him. As much as you wanted nothing more than him take you there and then in the kitchen. Your body reminded you of just how exhausting having your life destroyed, again.
“Come on” he took your hand and led you to his room, switching on the light you were met with his room. The browns and dark blue hues of his room were comforting to you.
“Bathroom’s through there go get yourself cleaned up. I’ll pour us a drink” you took full advantage of his advice. Quickly showering you wrapped yourself in the large grey towel stepping out into his room you smiled as he sat at the top of the headboard. His long legs stuck out before him, he smiled at you as he dropped his right leg off the bed a silent invitation. Dropping the towel you spied the black shirt folded at the end of his bed.
“First you get past my, “I’m fine on my own rule”. Now you’re dressing me” Bucky chuckled as he watched you pull the shirt over your head, it swamped you instantly. You hated to admit it but you enjoyed the feeling of the soft martial on your body was heavenly, your skin was still slightly damp from your shower as you moved to sit in between Bucky’s legs. He leaned over to the side table handing you the whiskey, you thanked him as you took a slip.
“How are you feeling?” He asked running his hand up your thigh in a soothing movement.
“I don’t know, this whole situation is fucked. Completely fucked and I don’t know what I’m suppose to do” you admit, taking another gulp of your drink you place the empty glass next to the bottle.
“We’ll figure out our next move tomorrow, they won’t get away with this (Y/N)” the intense gaze Bucky gave you made your body heat skyrocket.
“Can I ask you something?” you pick at Bucky’s comforter an unfamiliar shyness washes over you as Bucky tilts his head at you.
“Of course”
“I want this to work Bucky, I really do. I don’t want either of us getting hurt and that means that we need to trust each other and be truthful” You grabbed Bucky’s left hand running your fingers on the underside of his wrist at the woman’s name. It was a silent question and it was one that had been eating away at you for a while now, Wanda’s words replied in your mind from earlier.
“Bucky’s different, apart from Hela he’s been with no one else” If that was true, then who was the woman this name belonged to?
“Rebecca, she’s my sister” you blinked in surprise. You didn’t see that coming.
“No one told me you have a sister,” you whispered.
“When I joined the army my family sort of disowned me” Bucky shrugged
“I’m sorry,” you muttered; bring his palm to your face you pressed a kiss to the middle of it, Bucky smiled at you cupping your cheek with it. You lean into his touch.
“You are all that matters to me (Y/N), my family may have disowned me. But Steve, Nat, Sam, Piet, Wanda they are my family. You are my family; I’ll never let anyone hurt you ever again” Bucky looked at you gauging your reactions before he gave you a lopsided smile at your stunned expression.
Come here” Bucky pulled you down towards him, practically laying on his chest your mind raced through his words. Your libido was practically skipping around in your mind making kissy noises at the six foot tattooed biker, who had just compared you to family. But your little monster or rage shook her head at you.
“Hela knew about Trish” you whisper in the silence, Bucky stiffened slightly.
“She knew about Danny and what happened” Bucky sighed rubbing his hands up your back.
“We’ll get the upper hand back doll, I promise” you wanted to believe him. But part of you was still certain he was hiding something from you, what that was you had no idea.
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Which episodes of "The Fairly OddParents" have you liked less than the others? Do you have a Bottom 3 or Bottom 5 or even a Bottom 10? What made you dislike certain episodes?
Let me think. In general, my requirements for great episodes tend to be:
- Good worldbuilding (Ex: Popular hang-out spots, food joints, parks, shops, in-universe brand items, celebrations, or music are introduced- All those details that fanwriters can reference. You should be able to get a feel for the life of the main characters, and what they do when they aren’t out on adventures)
—> FOP has Chip Skylark and Britney Britney. I didn’t like how in “Jimmy Neutron”, the main singing group there was the real-life band Graystar. Tip: If you can make something specific to your take on the universe, like the Pitt Soda from “Gravity Falls”, take the chance rather than using a real-life brand.
- Doesn’t feel too rushed (You have to be lenient with ten-minute episodes, but still, you should be able to guess what the episode might have been like if it had been a little longer)
- Someone gets fleshed- A new trait, like, dislike, habit, hobby, et cetera is revealed for at least one character.
- Hints at home life for non-main characters. Where my single parents at?
- Episode references past episodes or gets referenced later (i.e., episode is important to the overall story, and bonus points if it looked like “filler” at first)
- A recognizable background character appears, even if they play only a small role, or are merely a cameo in the distance. We want to know who goes where behind the scenes. Stuff that sharp-eyed watchers can catch and say, “Okay, but can we please talk about how X was at Y???”
- Characters seem to stay in character- Obviously.
- The episode’s plot follows the universe’s laws and seems logical. As many plot holes are answered or avoided as absolutely possible.
- A good show needs to have episodes that show the good sides of characters, and some that let the flaws slip out. This doesn’t have to be confined to a single episode, but there needs to be a sense of balance.
More or less, the only episodes I don’t treat as canon in my work are “The Fairy Beginning”, “Wishology”, and “Let Sleeper Dogs Lie” (You may have noticed in the “Blame” prompt, Flappy Bob makes reference to this last episode by saying that Denzel has a golden retriever that apparently steals people’s souls. Owning Sparky wasn’t the problem, but Denzel losing his fairies in this episode in a different way than in “Secret Origins” really bothered me. So I let him keep Sparky, but mostly that entire episode isn’t canon to me).
I dislike “The Fairy Beginning” for obvious reasons- it contradicts a ridiculous amount of pre-established canon, and I’m not the kind of devoted fan who can handle that. Rather than treating it as a retcon, I removed it from the equation altogether, because Wanda liking Juandissimo is kind of important. Why do Cosmo and Wanda act like they’ve never met before? Why is Cupid in training to be a godparent? Why is Jorgen Cosmo and Wanda’s age when he was full grown when Cosmo was born in “Fairly Odd Baby”? Why does that one fairy disguise himself exactly like Timmy when Timmy won’t be born for millennia? Why did we go cringingly overboard on Harry Potter references? And then on top of that Begorrah Steve of all people is in it, so, you know.
I can’t stand “Wishology”, but that’s mainly personal preference. The thing I love about this show is, Timmy is an average kid. Sure it’s what tends to be popular, but in my opinion, “chosen one” plots are bad writing (You may remember that I said I liked “Sing” better than “Moana” for this reason even though they were both very good movies. I cry a lot when I remember how unlikely it is that there will ever be a movie as good as “Sing” again within my lifetime). For the same reason, I like “ChalkZone”, “Star vs. The Forces of Evil”, and “Danny Phantom”. The main characters are, relatively speaking, pretty average people- at least in the sense that they don’t have prophecies hanging over their heads. That’s my kind of genre. See, this is why I typically like cartoons more than movies. Hard to have a “chosen one” cartoon.
So “Wishology” kind of ruined that. Additionally, so many characters in it seemed OOC to me (Mark, anyone?) And this episode was, again, cringe-heavy on the references to popular media, in this case “Star Wars”. I can accept having Dark Laser in the show because “Star Wars” is so huge and Timmy is supposed to live in relatively modern times, so it would make sense that he likes it. But when you start making multiple direct references that last for (what was it, twenty minutes to half an hour with the costumes?), then I can hardly watch and will probably be sitting on the couch covering my face and peering only through my fingers. I tried to watch it again during the marathon, but it sickened me too much that I could only view it in bursts before I shook my head and turned my full attention to my homework.
Not everyone does that, but I do. I just get secondhand embarrassment because I’m like, “This would have been the perfect time to worldbuild and show us in-universe stuff like Crash Nebula, and you wasted it”. Another always risky and nearly-always bad writing tool is the mindwipe. Yeah, there’s just not much in “Wishology” to redeem it for me. It felt like it didn’t even belong in the FOP series.
Those are my big three disliked episodes. “Perfect Nightmare” was pretty bad too, though I’ve only watched it once and that was a year ago, so I’m probably due for another look. I’m trying to have a good attitude about Season 10, and there have been some fun episodes in it, but “Married to the Mom” sent up every red flag - maybe because I felt my roommate was judging super hard - and “Marked Man” was a major disappointment. 
“Big Fairy Scare Share” definitely could have been pulled off better. Its problem is a simple one: it works when you’re the writer and you know Chloe’s personality and situation. But when you give it to people who know nothing except that Chloe is pretty, spunky, and “will almost certainly be a Mary Sue!!!”, you’re treading into dangerous territory.
From the start, “A Sash and a Rash” had me on the defensive because the description for that episode is “Chloe slacks off and Dimmsdale falls apart without her”, which screams Mary Sue, but it actually wasn’t so bad. It wasn’t very good, but since it wasn’t as bad as it could have been, I’ll let it slide.
I didn’t like “Space Ca-Dad” or “Fish Out of Water” very much either. YES, it’s a cartoon, and Butch said once that he views FOP as “his silly four-fingered world” compared to his “more realistic five-fingered world of ‘Danny Phantom’”, but I require a bit less randomness to be impressed by an episode. I love Chloe and some episodes this season are great, but Season 10 is prone to trying even my patience now and again.
Uh……. Probably one of my other all-time least favorite episodes is “Crime Wave”. I felt like they could have done a lot more with it. “Vicky Gets Fired” is basically the opposite spectrum of “Sash and a Rash”, because it screams Sue in the other direction, so I’m not totally thrilled about it either.
So yeah, as big an FOP fan as I am, there’s quite a handful of episodes that don’t sit well with me. But there are so many more that are great. 
In any show with ten seasons, there will be lows and highs. You really have to go into things with a positive attitude. There’s this thing in the writing world called “suspension of disbelief”, which basically involves the author saying, “You have to work with me here”. If you immerse yourself in a world that someone worked hard on, notice the little details, and find joy in the journey, you’ll wake up one day and realize you’re up to your thighs in lovely episodes. 
If you approach with the attitude of “Ugh, I’m just watching this so my friend will stop hounding me about it, or because it’s popular and I want to understand the jokes even though people who like this show are dumb and this show is dumb too” almost like the way I approach “Doctor Who”, you’ll find it much more difficult to like things. You aren’t suspending your disbelief. You’ll FIND the lows. And while you’re looking down for them, you’ll miss the highs above.
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Nov. 20, 2019: Obituaries
Hazel Jones, 75
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Hazel Souther Jones, age 75, of North Wilkesboro, was called home by her Lord and Savior on Saturday, November 16, 2019. She was a loving mother, sister and grandmother. Hazel was an avid reader and enjoyed gardening. She was preceded in death by her parents; daughter, Diane Renee Souther Spicer; and several siblings.
Surviving are her son, Danny Souther and partner William Bowles of North Wilkesboro; daughter, Denise Souther Lopez of Newport; grandchildren, Megan Nicole Kilby, Zachary Spicer, Jordan Lopez, Ashlyn Spicer; great grandchildren, Aaliyah Kilby, Keyonii Staley, Princess Sloan; brother, Zannie Propst and spouse Erna of Columbus, Georgia; sister, Mary P. Shumate of Wilkesboro; several nieces and nephews.
Memorial service was November 19,   at Miller Funeral Chapel with Rev. A.J. Reynolds officiating.  
In lieu of flowers, memorials may be made to the American Cancer Society, PO Box 9, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659. Miller Funeral service is in charge of the arrangements.  
 Michael Harrold, 74
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Mr. Michael "Mike" Gene Harrold, 74, of Wilkesboro, passed away on Saturday, November 16, 2019 at Accordius Health of Wilkesboro.
He was born on July 28, 1948 in Buncombe County to Albert and Ruth Combs Harrold.
Michael served in the Army National Guard form February 1967 to August 1971.  He was a truck driver for Holly Farms with safe driving awards for over twenty-five consecutive years.  He was later employed by George Sale Lumber and Fred Reeves Construction Company.  
Mike is preceded in death his parents; sister, Donna Karen Novotny, and his wife, Judy Lane Johnson Harrold, to whom he was devoted to during her long battle with rheumatoid arthritis.  
Mike is survived by his stepsons, Derrick Allen Higgins of Miami Florida, Jeffery Scott Higgins and wife, Melissa of North Wilkesboro; granddaughter, Melia Kathryn Higgins of North Wilkesboro.
The graveside servicewas November 19,  at Fishing Creek Arbor Baptist Church.  Reverend David Welborn will be officiating.
Military honors will conducted by Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1142 and by the North Carolina National Honor Guard.
In addition to flowers, memorial donations may be made to the Humane Society of Wilkes, P.O. Box 306, N. Wilkesboro, NC 28659.
Adams Funeral Home of Wilkes has the honor of serving the Harrold Family.
  Sharon Greer, 53
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Ms. Sharon Renee Greer, age 53 of Purlear, died Friday, November 15, 2019 at Elkin Assisted Living.  
Funeral services were November 17,  at Purlear Baptist Church with Jamie McGuire officiating.  Burial was in the church cemetery.                                  Ms. Greer was born January 13, 1966 in Wilkes County to Thomas Kermit and Thelma Arlee McNeil Greer.  She was a member of Purlear Baptist Church. She loved to watch The Weather Channel and her chewing gum, milkshakes and Diet Pepsi.
In addition to her parents she was preceded in death by three brothers, William Thomas Greer, Ricky Nelson Greer and Riley McKinley Greer.  
She is survived by her aunts and uncles, Martha Bauguess, Randall Brown, Shirley Myers and husband, Howard, Bob McNeil and wife, Midgie, Fred McNeil and wife, Shirley, Ella Jean McNeil, Judy McNeil and Barbara McNeil; and several nieces, nephews, cousins, and special friends at Elkin Assisted Living.
Flowers will be accepted or memorials made to Purlear Baptist Church Cemetery, c/o Denise Eller, P.O. Box 181, Purlear NC 28665.
  William Thompson, 97
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William "Alfred Gene" Thompson, age 97, of North Wilkesboro, received his heavenly wings on Thursday, November 14, 2019 at Hugh Chatham Memorial Hospital in Elkin.
Alfred Gene was born March 26, 1922 in Devotion, NC to Connie and Stella Thompson. He worked at Chatham Manufacturing for 44 years as a Janitor and Floor Finisher.
He went into the Army in 1942 until 1944, where he was a part of World War II and the Pearl Harbor experience. He had many stories to tell. Alfred was a member of Beulah Presbyterian Church in North Wilkesboro for many years, where he was the oldest member and loved the Lord. He loved to share his journey with the Lord. Mr. Thompson moved into Chatham Nursing and Rehab Center last year but continued to enjoy life.
He was preceded in death by his parents; two brothers; and two sisters.
He is survived by a daughter, Linda McFadden of Baltimore, Maryland; sister, Rosetta Humphreys of Chicago, Illinois; grandchildren, Maureen Scott and Doreen McFadden both of Maryland; five great grandchildren; two great great grandchildren; two nieces; two great nieces; two great great nieces; one great great great niece; one nephew; one great nephew; and a host of cousins and friends.
Funeral service will be held 12:00 p.m. Friday, November 22, 2019 at Miller Funeral Chapel with Rev. William M. Fulp and the Rev. Bobby Smith officiating.  Burial with military honors by Veterans of Foreign Wars Honor Guard Post 1142 will follow in Mountlawn Memorial Park.
The family will receive friends at Miller Funeral Service from 11:00 until 12:00 on Friday, prior to the service. Flowers will be accepted. Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.  
 Shirley Ford, 84
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Shirley Elva Ford, age 84, of Statesville, passed away Thursday, November 14, 2019 at Forsyth Medical Center. She was born January 24, 1935 in Atlantic  County, New Jersey to Henry and Inez Weeks Siefert. Shirley attended Calvary Baptist Church. She was formerly employed with Harrah's Casino as a payroll clerk. Mrs. Ford was preceded in death by her parents; and her husband, Melvin Holloway.
Surviving are her son, Brian Ford and spouse Kim of North Wilkesboro; daughter, Robin Tilley and spouse George of Union Grove; grandchildren, Brian Ford, Jr. Briana Ford, Kayla Ford, Ben Ford, Hannah Ford, Grace Ford all of North Wilkesboro, Tara Coventree and spouse Michael of Thorofare, New Jersey; great grandson, Henry Coventree of Thorofare, New Jersey; sisters, Carol Bubeck of Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey, Henrietta Hyer of Addison, New York; numerous nieces and nephews.
Funeral service was November 17, at Calvary Baptist Church with Pastor Mark Hall and Rev. Chris Shumate officiating. Burial followed in the church cemetery.  Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.  
  Rachel  Elledge, 69
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Rachel Ann Minton Elledge, age 69, of Wilkesboro, passed away Thursday, November 14, 2019 at the Hock Family Pavilion Hospice in Durham. She was born October 17, 1950 in Wilkes County to Richard Franklin and Vena Osborne Minton. Rachel was a member of Oak Grove Baptist Church in Millers Creek. She was preceded in death by her parents; sisters, Bobbie Bowers, Kay Rogers, June Bumgarner, Betty Adams; and granddaughter, Makenna Elledge.
Surviving are her husband, William "Ted" Elledge; sons, David Thomas Query of Mtn. View, Charles William Query of New York; step-sons, William David Elledge and spouse Erin, Christopher Allen Elledge and spouse Karen all of Concord; grandchildren, Joshua Schieber, Aiden Elledge, Nicholas Elledge, Cameron Wilson, Allissa Nicole Hoover, Leah Gabrielle Query, Gavan Michael Willoughby; great grandson, Carter Reed Hoover; sister, Jane Canter of North Wilkesboro; brother, Ricky Minton of Wilkesboro; sister-in-law's, Mary Alice Elledge, Wanda Sue Miles; many nieces, nephews, and long time friends.
Funeral service was November 17,  at Oak Grove Baptist Church in Millers Creek with Pastor Keith Lyons officiating. Burial  followed in the church cemetery.  Flowers will be accepted.
Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.
 Cathy Martin, 64
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Mrs. Cathy Jean Bailey Martin, age 64, wife of Nelson Hayes Martin of North Wilkesboro, died Wednesday, November 13, 2019 at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center.
Funeral services were November 19,   at First Baptist Church on Main Street with Rev. Brent Bailey, Rev. James Ferguson, and Rev. Casey Walker officiating.  Burial will be at Scenic Memorial Gardens. The family will receive friends from 12:30 until 1:30 PM at the church prior to the service.  
Mrs. Martin was born May 5, 1955 in Wilkes County to Robert and Addie Ferguson Bailey.  She was a member of First Baptist Church on Main Street and the Order of the Eastern Star Chapter 678. She received her Bachelor of Science degree from Appalachian State University.
Mrs. Martin was preceded in death by her parents and three brothers, Doug Bailey, Dean Bailey, and Buster Bailey.
She is survived by her husband, Nelson Hayes Martin, of the home; one daughter, China Kanique Martin of North Wilkesboro; one son, Nelson Gregory "Greg" Martin and wife, Emily, of Wilkesboro; three grandchildren, Aubree Carlton, Jr., Julian Martin, and Jada Brooke Martin; four sisters, Barbara Ann Armstrong of Boonville, Addie Mae Cockeran of North Wilkesboro, Tenia Bailey Potts and husband, John, of Charlotte, and Sandra Bailey of North Wilkesboro; two brothers, Robert "Sonny" Bailey, Jr. and wife, Jewell, of Eden, and William "Billy" Bailey and wife, Yetta, of Salisbury; two sisters-in-law, Lorraine Bailey and Tola Martin Bailey, both of North Wilkesboro; and a host of nieces and nephews.
 Rebecca Forester, 58
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Mrs. Carla  Rebecca "Becky" Self  Forester, age 58 of North Wilkesboro, passed away Sunday, November 10th, 2019 at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center in Winston Salem.
The family received friends  Thursday, November 14,  at Reins Sturdivant Funeral Home.
Private family services will be held.
Mrs. Forester was born October 12, 1961 in Dalton, GA to Cecil Lee and JoAnn Caylor Self. She was the Executive Director of Fort Defiance Historical Site.
She was preceded in death by her mother.
Mrs. Forester is survived by her husband; Isaac "Ike" Forester of the home, father; Cecil Lee Self of Dalton, GA , two step-sons; Benjamin Stewart Forester of North Wilkesboro and Andrew Isaac Forester of Colorado, six sisters, four brothers and numerous nieces and nephews.
In lieu of flowers, memorials may be made to the American Cancer Society PO Box 9 North Wilkesboro, NC 28659 or Fort Defiance, Inc. 1792 Fort Defiance Drive Lenoir, NC 28645.
  Larry Call, 69
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Larry Gordon Call, age 69, of North Wilkesboro, passed away Wednesday, November 13, 2019 at his home. Larry was born February 3, 1950 in Iredell County to Rex Thomas and Bettie Sue Vannoy Call. Mr. Call was a member of Union United Methodist Church. After graduating from Wilkes Central High  School and ASU, Larry started working for Lowe's. He retired from Lowe's after 27 years. Larry was preceded in death by his father, Rex T. Call.
Surviving are his wife, Carol Hendrix Call; daughter, Heather Cain and spouse Kevin of Purlear; grandson, Hunter Cain; his mother, Bettie Sue Vannoy Call of North Wilkesboro; brother-in-law's, John Hendrix and spouse Shirley, Wayne Hendrix and spouse Terri, Clifford Blevins and spouse Alison; sister-in-law, Gail Laws; nieces, Heather Elledge (Bob), Jessica Hendrix (Brent), Lauren Wortman (Michael), Savannah Hendrix (William), Kendall Elledge (Connor), Kelsey Elledge, Piper Huggins, Madison Rector; nephews, Josh Hendrix (Zoe), Ethan Elledge; special friends, Andy and Jean Davis.
Graveside service was November 16, at Union United Methodist Church Cemetery with Pastor Joey Moore officiating. The family has requested no flowers. Memorials may be made to Ebenezer Christian Children's Home, PO Box 2777, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659. Loving thanks to Angela Calhoun, Dariel Rathmell, and the staff at Dr. Grote's office. Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.
  Bobby Burchette, 61
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Bobby Keith Burchette, age 61, of Hays, passed away Tuesday, November 12, 2019 at Westwood Hills Nursing and Rehab Center. He was born March 3, 1958 in Wilkes County to Gilbert and Mary Kathleen Handy Burchette. Mr. Burchette was preceded in death by his parents.
Surviving are his son, Scott Burchette and spouse Rebecca of North Wilkesboro; sisters, Peggy Niston and spouse Randy of Yadkinville, Judy Blackburn and spouse Edsil of Roaring River, Debra Soots and spouse Doug of Ronda, Norma Meyerhoffer of Hays; grandchildren, Marissa Burchette and Christa Burchette; several nieces and nephews.
A private family service will be held. Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.
  James Messick, 90
Mr. James "Harold" Messick, age 90 of Ferguson, passed away Tuesday, November 12, 2019 at his home.
Funeral services  were November 15,  at Scenic Memorial Gardens Mausoleum Chapel with Rev. Sherrill Wellborn and Rev. David Wellborn officiating. Burial was in Scenic Memorial Gardens.  Mr. Messick was born February 6, 1929 in Wilkes County to Lake and Myrtle Barnett Messick.  He was a mechanic and a member of Lewis Fork Baptist Church.
Harold served in the United States Army during the Korean War.
He was preceded in death by his parents, infant brother; Ernest Messick, brother in law; Tommy Turner and a nephew.
Harold is survived by his loving wife; Jean Greer Messick of the home, a son; Derrick Messick and wife Christina of Wilkesboro, two grandchildren; Kaylee and Darin Messick, a sister; Adeline Turner of Wilkesboro and a brother; Arthur Messick and spouse Gay of Wilkesboro and several nieces and nephews.
Flowers will be accepted or memorials may be made to Hope Ministry Toy Drive, 514 Elkin Hwy, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659.
  David Taylor, Jr. 77
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Mr. David Edwin Taylor, Jr. age 77 of Roaring River, passed away Monday, November 11, 2019 at Woltz Hospice Home in Dobson.
Funeral services with Military Honors was November 16, at Wilkesboro United Methodist Church with Rev. Karen Roberts officiating.  
Mr. Taylor was born June 2, 1942 in Cambridge Massachusetts to David Edwin Taylor, Sr. and Erna F. Cummings Taylor. He was a Federal Government Contractor. He served in the United States Navy during the Vietnam War. Mr. Taylor retired from the United States Navy on February 28, 1981. He was a member of the Wilkesboro United Methodist Church, he was very active in the United Methodist Men, he served as the Kitchen Chairperson and was a trustee of the church. He loved to cook especially for church dinners, loved his church and church family, loved his children, grandchildren and his 1969 Mustang.
In addition to this parents, he was preceded in death by a daughter; Dawn Marie Taylor Hoggarth.
He is survived by his wife; Janice Kay Morris Taylor of the home, a daughter; Yvonne Rainieri LaDoueur and husband Kyle of Mt. Laurel, NJ, a step daughter; Stephanie Michelle (Priest) Williams and husband Patrick of Smyrna, GA, four sons; David Edwin Taylor III and wife Tamara of Mocksville, Dwayne Edward Taylor of Belleview FL, Freddy Taylor, Nicholas Daniel Rainieri Taylor and wife Jenna of Chaptico MD, a stepson; Stephen Michael Priest and wife Shakina of California, MD, seventeen grandchildren; Danielle Taylor, Donald Young, Dyllan Young, Eddy Quesnel, Jeramie Taylor, Nichole Quesnel, Nina Taylor, Cayla Taylor, Tyaira Priest, Kyaira Priest, Arianna Taylor, Kyle Williams, Brantley Taylor, Taylor Williams, Aislynn LaDouceur, Cailyn Taylor, Ryleigh LaDouceur, five great grandchildren; Connor Taylor, Isabella Taylor, Rose Quesnel, Corbin Taylor, and Atticus Lovenguth, five brothers; Paul Taylor and wife Andrea of Shrewsbury, MA, Robert Taylor and wife Cathy of Winchendon, MA, Gary Taylor of Gardner, MA, Michael Taylor and wife Lisa of Winchendon and Mark Taylor and wife Mary of Phillipston, MA.
Flowers will be accepted or memorials may be made to Wilkesboro United Methodist Church, PO Box 197, Wilkesboro,  NC 28697.
  Joseph Barber, Jr., 84
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Mr. Joseph Richard Barber, Jr., age 84 of Wilkesboro passed away peacefully Monday, November 11, 2019 at his home.
Funeral services will be held 11:00 AM Monday, November 18, 2019 at St. Paul's Episcopal Church with The Rev. Kedron Nicholson and The Rev. Dn. Susan Whittington officiating.  The family will receive in the Parish House of St. Paul's Episcopal Church following the service.
Mr. Barber was born February 6, 1935 in Wilkes County to Joseph Richard and Nell Somers Barber.  He attended Wilkesboro High School where he played on the undefeated 1951 football team. He graduated from Virginia Episcopal School in Lynchburg, VA where he served on the honor council.  He attended the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. After he was employed at RJ Reynolds and Archer Aluminum, he met his wife, Willie Dagenhart Barber. Later he was employed at Holly Farms Industries and Tyson Foods.  After joining Tyson Foods he and his wife lived in Springdale, AR for 27 years. He was an avid golfer and a long time member of Oakwoods Country Club and Springdale Country Club. He was a member of St. Paul's Episcopal Church in Wilkesboro and St. Thomas Episcopal Church in Springdale, AR.  
He was preceded in death by his parents.
He is survived by his wife of 54 years, Willie Dagenhart Barber of the home, a daughter, Sara Elizabeth Poydock of Lexington and a son, Joseph Richard Barber III of Wilkesboro; two grandchildren, Anna Elizabeth Poydock and Abby Grace Poydock and one sister, Sara Barber Weatherman of Lewisville.
In lieu of flowers memorials may be made to St.  Paul's Episcopal Church, PO Box 95, Wilkesboro, NC 28697 or Humane Society of Wilkes, PO  Box 306, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659.
 Joseph Earp, Sr. 84
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Mr. Joseph Wilson Earp, Sr., age 84 of Boomer passed away Monday, November 11, 2019 at Wake Forest Baptist-Wilkes Medical Center.
Private services will be held.
Mr. Earp was born July 15, 1935 in Wilkes County to Roby Smith and Anna Belle Cruikshank Earp.  Joseph loved farming, woodworking, his tractor and spending time with his grandchildren.
In addition to his parents he was preceded in death by his wife; Mattie Pearson Earp, one sister and five brothers.
He is survived by two daughters; Sandra Blackmon and husband Joseph of Wake Forest and Annette Charping and husband Randy of Willow Spring, two sons; David Allen Earp and wife Christy of Boomer and Joseph Wilson Earp, Jr., seven grandchildren; Russell J. Clark III of Dunn, Bryan S. Clark of Clayton, NC, William R. Charping of Willow Spring, Lora E. Earp and Olivia B. Earp both of Boomer, Jesse D. Earp and MaKayla B. Earp both of West Jefferson, two great grandchildren; Emma V. Clark of Dunn and Lily A. Clark of Clayton, one sister; Elizabeth (Betty) Anderson and two brothers; Roby Smith (RS) Earp, Jr., and Thomas Earp.
Flowers will be accepted.
 Bobbie Bell, 86
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Mrs. Bobbie Moyers Bell, age 86 of Hays passed away Monday, November 11, 2019 at her home.
Graveside services were November 16,  at White Pine Cemetery with Rev. Brian Osborne officiating.
Mrs. Bell was born April 10, 1933 in Jefferson  County, TN to Herbert and Lillian Denton Moyers.  She was a Registered Nurse at Greensboro Pediatricians.
She was preceded in death by her parents.
She is survived by her husband; William E. "Gene" Bell, two sons; Christopher Len Bell and wife Mary of North Myrtle Beach, SC and James Leland Bell of Hays.
In lieu of flowers memorials may be made to the First Baptist Church of North Wilkesboro, PO Box 458, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659.
 Rachel Mason, 45
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Rachel Greene Mason, age 45, of North Wilkesboro, passed away Monday, November 11, 2019 at her home. She was born June 26, 1974 in Wilkes County to Harlie Clifford and Linda Jane West Greene. She attended His Light Ministries. Rachel was preceded in death by her mother; siblings, Randy Clay Greene, Rita Carleen Greene, Richard Clifford Greene, and Robert Christopher Greene.
She is survived by her father, Harlie Greene of North Wilkesboro; sons, David Mason of Boomer, Harlie Mason of Statesville; daughter, Mary Mason of Statesville; sister, Teresa Greene and spouse Marcelino Freyre of North Wilkesboro; brother, Ronald Greene and spouse Jennifer of Hays; grandchildren, Jace Mason, Nissa Mason, Cayden Mason; several nieces and nephews.
Funeral service was November 15,   at Miller Funeral Chapel with Rev. Michael Brinegar officiating. Burial will follow in Mt. Zion Baptist Church Cemetery in Ferguson. . Flowers will be accepted or memorials may be made to the American Heart Association, PO Box 2361, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659. Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.  
 Gregory Irwin, 57
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Gregory Lynn Irwin, age 57, of Millers Creek, passed away Monday, November 11, 2019 at his home. Mr. Irwin was born December 7, 1961 in Alleghany County to John and Anna Irwin. He was preceded in death by his father.
Surviving are his wife, Ellen Irwin; daughters, Amber Wall and spouse Matthew of Winston Salem, Hannah Corona and spouse Jerome Hampton of Millers Creek; grandchildren, Graylynn Wall, Chloe Lea and Makenzie Corona; his mother, Anna Irwin of Sparta; brothers, Johnny Irwin and special friend Linda Waller of Sparta, Allen Irwin and spouse Tina of Madison; sisters, Becky Kennedy of Sparta, Elizabeth Powers and spouse Craig of Texas.
Memorial service was November 16,  at Miller Funeral Chapel with Rev. Jimmy McGlamery and Rev. Eddie Foster officiating.  Flowers will be accepted or memorials may be made to Ebenezer Garden Christian Children's Home, PO Box 2777, North Wilkesboro, NC 28659. Miller Funeral Service is in charge of the arrangements.  
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