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Because I am so regularly asked about it, here are my favourite shop signs from Earth Defense Force 5.
Happy New Year! 🥳
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Day 37 a 10 minute sketch
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My friends gotten me into EDF 5. I've never played an EDF game before but now I know I'm going to have this military chant in my head for like 2 weeks. Anyway the games good. Also an interesting example of how simply being a part of the narrative makes you more invested. Because really it's no more than a B-movie alien invasion plot. But I'm like way more into it than I would be any movie with this plot.
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T-posing to assert dominance.
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EDF 5
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When the fuckin' otomotone or whatever it is (I'm stupid) pops in at 4min I lose my fucking mind every time, I fucking love this 10/10
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fuckin. finally got round to applying for a water meter after a year of going, 'yeah yeah, I'll get to it eventually, it probably won't make that much difference'
yeah, so the estimate they gave me would be. uh. half my current bill. FFS.
#also attempting to switch energy providers for someone greener but given my edf account is under some sort of admin curse#we'll see if that actually works#(the curse has thus far manifested itself as: bills addressed only to '5 [town name] [post code]' (no street name)#and spending a good half hour on the phone setting up a direct debit only to get billed twice the next month and thereafter#have it revert to just the old variable rate#here's hoping octopus will be a little less cursed#thrilling anecdotes from the aging population of tumblr
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Courtesy of @jurrasicoresposts: The EDF5 Ranger has a Ryu Number of 4.
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Earth Defense Force 5: Protecting the planet - even France!
Earth Defense Force is a fun, simple, game that I often play to unwind. Never got into the spin-off games as they seem to take themselves more seriously. Hopefully EDF6 will be released here one day. WARNING: Do not watch if you have entomophobia.
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List of Video Games Turning 10 Years Old in 2024
Alien: Isolation
Assassin's Creed: Rogue (the one where you play as an Assassin turned Templar.)
Assassin's Creed: Unity (the one set during the French Revolution.)
Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky
Azure Striker Gunvolt
The Banner Saga
Bayonetta 2
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea (the DLC where you go back to Rapture)
A Bird Story (a sort of spin-off of "To the Moon")
BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! (is this a sequel to 1 or a prequel to 1? I forgor)
Bravely Default (in North America)
Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (the one with K*vin Sp*cey)
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 (to date, the last new Castlevania game to release)
Child of Light
The Crew (going offline at the end of March)
D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die (a wonderfully strange game from the guy that made Deadly Premonition)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (in North America)
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (in North America)
Dark Souls II
Deception IV: Blood Ties
Demon Gaze
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls
Disney Infinity 2.0
Divinity: Original Sin (from the team that would go on to make Baldur's Gate 3)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Dragon Age: Inquisition (the winner of GOTY at the very first TGAs)
Drakengard 3
Earth Defense Force 2025 (EDF! EDF! EDF!)
The Evil Within (from the creative director of Resident Evil)
Fable Anniversary
Fairy Fencer F
Far Cry 4
Freedom Planet
Guilty Gear Xrd Sign
Hyrule Warriors
Inazuma Eleven (in North America. And digital only.)
Infamous: Second Son (as well as its expansion, First Light)
Kirby: Triple Deluxe
The Last of Us Remastered (just one year after the original version came out...)
The Legend of Korra (the game from PlatinumGames that you can't buy anymore)
Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
Lego The Hobbit
The Lego Movie Videogame
Lethal League (from the team that would go on to make Bomb Rush Cyberfunk)
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII (the third and final chapter of the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy)
Lisa: The Painful (yes, really)
LittleBigPlanet 3
Lords of the Fallen (not to be confused with Lords of the Fallen, which came out in 2023)
Mario Golf: World Tour
Mario Kart 8 (the original version)
Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes (the prologue to Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, which came out 18 months later)
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
Might & Magic X: Legacy
Murdered: Soul Suspect (it's like Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, but not as good)
Natural Doctrine
Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty! (a from the ground up remake of the first Oddworld game from 1997)
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 (yes, it got a sequel. I don't know how or why.)
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth
Pokemon Omega Ruby & Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy (the last time that Professor Layton himself was the protagonist. At least, until the New World of Steam comes out)
Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pushmo World
Risen 3: Titan Lords
Sacred 3
Samurai Warriors 4
Shadowrun: Dragonfall
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse (the 3rd one)
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
Shovel Knight (yes, really)
Skylanders: Trap Team (the 4th one)
Sniper Elite III
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Steins;Gate (in North America)
Strider (the one from Double Helix)
Sunset Overdrive
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS (or Smash 4 for short)
Tales of Xillia 2
Tales of Hearts R
The Talos Principle
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call
Thief (the reboot)
This War of Mine
Toukiden: The Age of Demons
Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark (this game merged the storyline of the War for/Fall of Cybertron games with the storyline of the Michael Bay movies. I’m not joking)
Transistor
Valiant Hearts: The Great War
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
The Walking Dead: Season Two
Wasteland 2
Watch Dogs
The Witch and the Hundred Knight
The Wolf Among Us (sequel this year!)
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z
Yoshi's New Island
#alien#assassins creed#atelier series#bayonetta#the binding of isaac#bioshock#blazblue#borderlands#bravely default#call of duty#castlevania#danganronpa#dark souls#diablo#divinity#donkey kong#dragon age#drakengard#the evil within#fable#far cry 4#freedom planet#guilty gear#inazuma eleven#kirby series#the last of us#legend of korra#final fantasy 13#lisa the painful#mario kart
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EDF Dashboard Simulator
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BREAKING: Alex Rose has once again brought out the ridiculous ball-like robot to save us from the kaiju. What is the leader of the EDF thinking? Link to article:
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dude shut up booooooo 🍅 🍅 tomato tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅
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bye y’all going thru the ORT and save the roses 🤟🤟🤟 see y’all soon
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wjat the fuck who is this @thunderxk22
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shiny im gonna need you to check the post dates
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HOLT SHIT
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This week has been dysfunctional and inefficient. Rose-Type Robot X-90-38 has returned after a 10 year absence and I have been told to begin working with him. Recent kaiju battles have been rushed and impulsive thanks to his rash decision making skills. I was struck down and he felt a need to defeat the kaiju for me despite me being incredibly capable of doing it myself. I hope next week is more productive.
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it more sounds to me like kaiju battles have been done more QUICKLY and EFFECTIVELY with shiny’s help. you’re just jealous my friend
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i know you love me lil bro :D
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Shiny and Alex have been telling me about memes. Shiny sent me a “cat meme”. Apparently it’s meant to be “funny.”
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well did YOU find it funny?
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Ha.
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LETS GOOOO
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mother of angela duckworth i am shroomed out of mh mind righht now
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What the fuck
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You are not fighting a class 5 kaiju solo, you need to fall back.
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get outta my way thundy boy im gonna turn this thing into fish food
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hopital
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#worf opens their big mouth#this took like a week LMAO#// long post#super giant robot brothers#sgrb#// unreality#// dereality
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park stuff calendar:
March 9th: cancel pine bark order from Home Depot ASAP
March 10th - CANCELLED: weekly maintenance at horribly degraded wetland (HDW); bring sharps container for needles
March 11th - email boat club people about boat-based trash removal in the future and logistics for non-members
March 12th - 9:30 meeting with J.S.#3 about seed project and possible mugwort eradication
March 12th - get 2023 budget from C.W.
March 12th - community board parks subcommittee meeting at 6, take notes; follow-up item: confirm the deadline for bringing up Earth Day Festival as item at April meeting (3rd Thursday of every month)
March 14th - HDW clean up with J.S.#3 and his dyke assistant
March 14th - remove the wineberry in daffodil patch by the stairs
March 14th - Earth Day Festival committee meeting at 6:30
March 15th - text JLS about adding earth day event to Parks calendar (confirm with Fucking Chris about when this should happen)
March 15th - PFP GRANT IS DUE
March 15th - unpack Home Depot deliveries and repot AWC cohort 1 seedlings
March 16th - riverside clean-up with boat club people
March 16th - walk-through with J.S.#2 at the restoration creek project
March 16th - remove Atlantic white cedar seeds from fridge and plant (3:2:1.5 peat:vermiculite:perlite with the slow-release fertilizer (it's in the foyer closet on the shelf and smells weird) + transplant cohort 1 (measure and record heights), same mix [source, Derby et al. (2004)]
March 17th - weekly maintenance at HDW
March 18th - text J.L.S. about getting parks committee chair email; soft pitch my concerns about park land use to her + include Patch article from 2021
March 18th - ask J.S.#2 about Army Corp of Engineers survey results (from 2023?)
March 20th - Riverkeeper orientation at 5:30
March 20th - deadline to email chair of community board parks committee to add what I think is illegal land use to the next board meeting agenda (incorporate lack of public feedback & Army Corps of Engineers report on sea level rise)
[March 21-March 26 - vacation; no weekly maintenance at HDW; morning pruning of wineberry at Shittier Park (bring bags for removal and double-glove) or follow-up on mulberry tree pruning
March 22nd: pick up seed mix from Autistic Seth or designate one of the SC to do it]
March 27th - watch Riverkeeper Sweep orientation recording on zoom & email Frances
March 27th - repot Ursa Major & Ursa Minor
March 27th - bother Dan (ICC) about boat plantings; bother Jana about beach plum locations
March 27th - email Compost Lady from RSC
March 28th - call with JS#1 at 9 am about wetland meeting; discuss the seed-sowing project for EDF
March 28th - email JS#1 the seed invoice and species list from Autistic Seth
March 28th - steering committee meeting at 6:30
March 29th - call with Rachel from comedically evil non-profit at 5:30
March 29th - return of J.S.#3 and his dyke assistant Paloma to HDW
March 30th - weekly maintenance at HDW
March 31st - community gardening day with the slightly cult-y Orthodox Jewish community group (to do: reach out to other group members to see if anyone wants to join in; double check that email didn't bounce back or if there's a better email)
April 7th - weekly maintenance in park
April 9th - community board meeting at 6:30
April 9th - email Bennett Park people
April 11th - sculpture reception, 9 am
April 11th - private call with commissioners 1&2, 2pm
April 11th - email CB committee head
April 11th - email state senator's office
April 14th - weekly maintenance at HDW
April 15th - call with CB committee head, 6pm RESCHEDULED
April 18th - update on AWC cohort status
April 18th - call with CB committee head and Evil Ryan, 3 pm RESCHEDULED
April 19th - pick up giant map from Staples
April 20th (ugh) - Earth Day Festival (HAT AND SUNSCREEN AND WATER BOTTLE) + make @roycohn attend under pain of death; wake up 7 am
April 21st - weekly maintenance at HDW or help B.S. with her site plantings in Bronx
April 22nd - actually Earth Day. also Pesach
April 22nd - email compost lady
April 25th - steering committee meeting and EDF post-mortem
April 27th - tentative date for visiting compost site at RPC
April 28th - monthly check for cohort 1 heights
May 4th - Riversweep with boat club people
May 25th - clean up in Rockaway
general to-do list w/o fixed date:
talk to Unfriendly Caitlin or B.S. about the Japanese pagoda trees in Shittier Park and a possible transplant
ask Beth about making flyer for EDF (English and Spanish)
ask Unfriendly Caitlin about info on native bees that hibernate in grasses during the winter; ask Fucking C for the marsh groundskeeper guy's contact info to discuss future grass clearing and ideally make them stop it.
talk to bagel place guy and trump supporter Tom about donations and whatnot
email J.S.#2 about setting up private event for plant dividing in April (post-EDF)
email A (she/they) at RPC about compost visit on 4/27
email J.S#1 about plans for mugwort removal on Earth Day, signage, using the seed mix as cover crop, and beyond
email NutraSweet about discussion of mugwort with J.S.#3
email New York Metropolitan Flora survey about incidence of river cane
urban ecologist program at NYBG
get actual sharps containers for EDF clean-up at work (possibly boat club people have extras we can use either way I'm not paying for this shit)
ask super for my spare hand pruners back
place order from Prairie Moon once AWC cohort 2 starts sprouting
email A.R. (nursery) about group volunteering in exchange for a bunch of plants (deadline [self-imposed] is March 15th)
email J.S.#1 about wetland management goals based on call with S.H.
email J.S.#1 about DEC tidal wetlands permit
follow-up email to J.S.#3 about seed project + email fucking Seth if he doesn't get back to me about the mix
identify actual trail edges that can be cleared and planted + look up if hand rake would be useful
email N.H. at BRA about testing soil samples and if there's a cost/limit (update: NONE; ask NutraSweet to drop off in her car);- discuss results with J.S.#2 and how to incorporate into wetland management plan with J.S.#1
follow up with J.S.#2 about clearing the canal, which I hate
ask M.S. or R.K. about landscape architect stuff re: boardwalk design for wetland management plan
text B.S. about tree delivery from JBHS nursery
start looking for other grants once PFP is submitted
look into seed collection techniques and seed-sharing resources in mid-Atlantic/New England
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Cohort 1 notes: on 3/15/24, 4 of the Cohort 1 AWC seedlings were planted in 3 pots: Gemini (two together), Atlas, and Pipsqueak in the Derby (2004) medium with a sprinkle of Osmocote + original medium from cones. Heights were 14.5 cm & 6 cm (Gemini), 12 cm (Atlas), and 10 cm (Pipsqueak). Pending them not dying immediately and/or showing signs of significant growth, the remaining seedlings will be repotted. Target height prior to planting is 36 cm. Repotting showed a shallower root system than expected, needs a wider container than cone or should be replanted sooner.
3/17/24 update: might be a coincidence but Pipsqueak and Atlas are already showing new growth (crown and branches, respectively). no changes from Gemini. among the un-repotted, Ursa Minor has some browning at the crown - might need to transplant soon than later, or perhaps burning from too much sun? will rotate and see if this improves. unsure how I will separate Gemini/Ursa Major and Minor when the time comes :/
3/20/24 - separated Gemini into two pots due to lack of immediate growth/improvement shown in Atlas and Pipsqueak. Concern about browning on Ursa Minor, may attempt to divide soon. Potted Hajime and Tagalong to use up the extra medium.
3/28/24 - Potted Ursa Minor and Ursa Major (without Osmocote). Atlas and Pipsqueak continue to show the most improvement. Tagalong has started to show some new growth; less from Hajime. Gemini 1 has started showing new radial growth with a hint of crown growth from Gemini 2. Added layer of compost to all C1 after morning watering
Heights updates:
Pipsqueak - 12.5 cm
Atlas - 13.0 cm
Gemini 1 - 14.5 cm
Gemini 2 - ~6 cm (note: crown is bent)
Hajime - 13.8 cm
Tagalong - 11.0 cm
Ursa Minor - 6.7 cm (note: browning on crown might affect future vertical growth)
Ursa Major - 18.3 cm
4/9/24 - noticed some burning on Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, likely due to the shitty addition of Osmocote. stirred soil and repotted. likely that Ursa Minor is not going to make it.
Cohort 2 notes: on 3/17/24, 105 seeds were planted for Cohort 2 in the Derby (2004) medium with the Osmocote. seeds were floated (77 floated, 28 didn't float) and grouped by float status, divided into 28 cones (on average 4 seeds to each cone), planted, and additional medium spread on top ~1/4 cm. some of the original medium from Cohort 1 was used in cones where Derby medium was insufficient. all cones were watered at approximately 12:00 with 2 tsp of distilled water.
3/20/24 - no growth so far. continuing with 2 tsp water daily (morning). May try dividing into 1 tsp morning, 1 tsp evening.
3/28/24 - no growth so far. continuing with 2 tsp water daily (morning). will switch to divided watering for a sample after 30 days.
4/11/24 - FIRST SEEDLING OF COHORT 2 UP
4/18/24 - cohort 2 notes: one seedling still in cap, one with two leaves out and third budding (both in row 4FR). I didn't record the time for the first seedlings of cohort 1 to come up so this is a total craps shoot. switched back to 1 tsp of water (mornings) because of concerns of overwatering leading to bugs.
#dispatches from the park#I hate spring I love spring I HATE spring please pray for me#will update as necessary
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*comes back covered in blood*
Alright, it’s done. I can finally stop no-lifing this.
My review of EDF 5: One of the best PS2 games I’ve ever played, it’s a video game that is a video game. It has a lot of fun and makes sure you have fun. It’s also kind of a budget ass game in a lot of regards and was balanced by 4 distinct kindergarteners so some missions have the most official hands in the world for the most frustrating reasons possible. I would not have it any other way and I love it. 10/10, would recommend. Now I need to sleep.
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Testing out some of the inferno barriers and uh, damn
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#vTuber#VtuberBR#BRVtuber#vtuberbrasil#EDF5#EDF#EarthDefenseForce5#JogandoSozinho#Hardest#steam#EDF 5
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There's really a game series out there that's the zany child of early cinema giant *thing* movies, '50s alien movies, a dash of starship troopers, and a healthy helping of kaiju films- all wrapped up in a coop shooter with 100% dedication to just being silly and fun and no one knows about it.
Play EDF already.
Play it.
This is a demand.
Earth Defense Force 4.1 is like 20 bucks when not on sale on every platform and steam and it's a perfect title.
Earth Defense Force 5 is on sale plenty and is the current epitome of the series (available in the west)
EDF6 is out in Japan and coming to the west soon and looks astoundingly fun.
If you have Playstation Plus with the game catalog you LITERALLY HAVE THESE GAMES ALREADY-
All on Plus's catalog*
If you have the xbox game pass then I have terrible, terrible news for you.
I am sorry.
Microsoft confirmed for shit taste, they did not add a single EDF game to their pass list.
And Nintendo fans don't really have an equivalent "pass" system for games that aren't NES-N64 classics, but they can still buy World Brothers* which is nice. (and 4.1 but only from the japanese marketplace)
ANYWAYS.
PLAY EDF.
IF YOU HAVE PSN PLUS YOU LITERALLY HAVE THEM- PLAY THEM.
EDF!!! EDF!!!
You'll get to shoot big bugs! Robots! Godzilla('s cousin)! Gamera('s nephew)! GRAYS! MOTHERSHIPS! ROLLEY POLIES!!! MORE!!!!!!!
DO IT.
*= Iron Rain is an interesting and worthwhile spinoff by a western developer. It's certainly worth a try, and has aspects that are better than the core series (such as customization), but this post is about the core main series developed by Sandlot- which the fanbase can pretty confidently claim are the superior titles.
World Brothers is FUN AS HELL but same story and is arguably more of a celebration reference filled game with less meat on its bones.
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