#First base is poison

[malpractice-husbands]

First I thought House would risk getting shot just to win against Wilson

But then

No, he wouldn't. Not because he isn't as invested in their foreplay, but because Wilson is as invested as him, and there actually was a chance Wilson would want to prove he won so strongly that he would pull the trigger.

They're so in love here

#Relationship goals #House md #hilson #First base is poison #Second is a gun #It just struck me #They'd be soo into role play

[wbye-arts]

new years celebrations 🙌🏼 🎉🙇‍♀️

#harley quinn #harleen quinzel #poison ivy #pamela isley #harlivy #dc fanart #wbye arts #rendering practice #first art post of 2024 #based on a photo of taylor and selena at the golden globes 2024 :]

[lunarharp]

i wanted to put these four together chatting, cooking, dancing, and trust

#witch hat tag #orufrey #sorry for repost of 3 of these images the 4th is new. #based on kitchen chapter 10 and all the emotions that a COOKING SPINOFF gives me. it looks uh. weird. to me. now #but i understand what i mean. always. i like that art can be a way of capturing that for you (and writing) #secrets and food and the one dance we've danced our whole lives and The mountain apple - your heart - the trust i have for you #“If you're the one saying it then it must be true” no offence but yet again official translation chose something paltry compared to that #What if i would die first before i would poison you but what if your trust in me is killing us #What if you're the one who should be trusted wholeheartedly yet still I'm the one who holds back? Who does not take the apple? #What if this is SO evocative of yet so different to the cantarella scene in utena and cai loses their marbles for real this time #drawing wine drops from the apples makes it look like the snow white apple. i cant take it #a week (or 4 days) of randomly trying to be more intuitive with composition or..idk. this weird sloopy brush is good for that. Sloopy i say

[57sfinest]

also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW 👇

#the 'kim is so cool and confident etc' illusion shatters the moment martinaise is over and harry knows him outside of the one case #harry will be starry eyed about him for a long time regardless. but harry knows More now #harry like kim i dont know how to cook for myself please help :( #kim comes over. they attempt a dinner. the vegetables turn out undercooked but burnt somehow. the pasta is limp. #the chicken gives them food poisoning. #'are you... bad at cooking?' harry asks. kim pulls the eyebrow. they drop the conversation and harry never asks again #harry decides to try out wirral with a local group and tells kim. kim goes full nerd mode #kim walks him through character creation and gives him a full rules rundown from memory #introduces him to the prominent ttrpg settings and lore. it's a literal 8 hour conversation #at the end of it kim says 'and that's the basics' and harry gives him a Look and kim is like ah. i may have told on myself a bit there. #anyway that ends in harry DEMANDING to see kim's wirral character #kim (embarrassed) (proud of his character) (ashamed) (really wants to talk about his character) (needs help with backstory details) #anyway they end up workshopping their characters together. #kim at the end is like 'hm maybe your guy can be in mine's backstory' and harry goes '😣👉👈 is this first base...' #kiwipost #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Beach day, Part Two!! (Part one Here<3)

#Last one based on me and my sibiling! #we would grab to eachothers ankles or the handle of our floaters so we wouldnt drift away from eachother <3 #and yes almost drifting away into the sea too #we were not smart lmao #Chara has issues with gaining and maintaining their weight #their stomach is permanenty affected by the poisoning #but they are much better now! at least comparing from when they first got resurrected #myart #undertale #ut #dr #deltarune #chara undertale #chara dreemurr #chara ut #asriel dreemurr #frisk dreemurr #frisk ut #kris ut #kris dr #dadryus au #kris gaster #technically

[cricket-teeeth]

did you know that queer ppl exist?

also here’s a close up and a transparent png

#i’ve been meaning to draw this for FOREVER and i finally did it #this is actually my first proper drawing of hermie cause the love is love meme doesn’t rly count to me #also the pose was based off a poison ivy figure #for authenticity #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #dndads #dndads s2 #dndads 2 #dndads fanart #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies s2 #dungeons and daddies fanart #cricket legs

[amasdoodles]

also here's something i drew that was supposed to be a warm up but then i got carried away with

#ama doodles #balaerra (oc) #this is based on my working idea of her in the companion au where the player first encounters her in the blighted village #where she has tricked a bunch of goblins into a toast only for it to be poisoned so she could force one of them into answering her question #(it was just a sleeping potion but don't tell the goblin that) #a fun way to introduce how tricky she is and also how brutal she can be

[moonsidesong]

tierlist of every touhou character ranked by their fumo count (only including base fumo types, so not including nendoroid plus, deka, etc) bc i was feeling slightly insane that gift made lost word alts of reimu and marisa instead of. Any of even the popular characters they havent touched yet (its weird that byakuren doesnt have one right. like is it me or is that strange??)

#probably made a mistake somewhere but OH WELL!!!!<3 #most of the characters in 2fumo tier just have “1.5” design updates #and everyone in 3 has both a 1.5 design and an alternate outfit thats either based on kourindou or a game specific design #or be youmu and have the. that one. the bad game. clenching teeth so glad theyre doing more of those #is it even selling that well? mysterious swordmaster youmu was in the first made to order run and she is STILL in stock #whatever (feeling spiteful wants to see lost word flop at all possible turns) #bri talks #touhou #please ggigft please. please kosuzu. please. please? Listen #anyway sorry for being a fumo guy its not my fault theyre sublime little guys and i have been poisoned with collector brain #man i am going HAM in tags today bri cannot stop talking it seems #hi if youre reading this hope youre well:)

[ivvwwwwwi34]

a little late-night sketch inspired by this song

#sdv #stardew valley #let's say the man on the side is a random farmer. m'kay?.. #btw #i was more based on the atmosphere of the song than on the lyrics because only the first part of the lyrics fits the character.. #bc it doesn't exactly suit him to worry about whether or not he's building his influence and power on a lie #which is what the song is about: how the main character in the aria - the snake - doesn't try to manipulate its prey anymore #and how it's trying to catch prey fairly without resorting to.. “wild” methods #because “fraudulently obtained food is essentially poison”. #and it goes against the character and behavior of Dobson who is surely not ashamed to use any dishonest methods #without a shred of conscience-- #what the fuck did I even write #(-“-;) #vilka shitpost #sdv dobson #sketch #art

[dvarapala]

you know that one gif of that white lady pulling at her curtains or whatever because she's mad? that's me whenever i find out spn took bits and pieces of my culture and whitewashed it.

#//first the vetalas; then the rakshasas and now the acheri? come onnnnn!!!! #//this is like jude from the folk of air series getting visha kanya traits and then she's not even indian like shfuidshfisd #//granted i know other cultures poisoned themselves to give them poison immunity too but still #//its like the atla ppl basing their world off of hinduism and buddhism and then only adding actual indian ppl to it in the netflix remake #//bc i did Not forget that they had like 2 indian characters and both of them were mockeries #//or like that dude from got having a character named visenya (which again visenya > visha kanya) #//good morning and welcome to tessa's complain corner bc sometimes (most times) i am annoyed abt ppl taking shit from other cultures #//and then they don't want the ppl belonging to those cultures #//the fairy smut lady did that too #//and then ppl are like: oooh it's soooo cool u came up with that stuff on ur own like. no. they did not come up with that stuff. #//and it's not like i need them to overhaul their shit but like. some acknowledgement would be nice maybe? #outofdoors #queue.

[holydramon]

ok I won’t wait til the other ends first actually. danganronpa poll two. warning for suicide implication.

You have three students. Student A, Student B, and Student C. Student A poisons a drink, and hands it to Student B telling them to give it to Student C. Student B is unaware the drink is poisoned. Student B hands it to Student C, who takes the cup. Student C knows the drink is poisoned, but drinks it anyway.

*as with the last one, you are not voting who you personally would consider the one at fault. you are voting for who you think MONOKUMA would consider at fault.

#think this one is a bit more up in the air than the other #and also something I have to note for people who don’t know dr. the first option is actually the hardest one to argue for despite being the #one who poisons the cup. based off canon’s precedent. #danganronpa #suicide mention #dramon thoughts

[harlequimade]

..............

#i havent even finished my first playthrough yet but i had to start this one when i had the idea.......... #overusing tashas hideous laughter and poison/ toxin based actions LOL

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly further [2 sides same coin] of billions tragic failing of either quant's writing that the effective Demand that taylor & rian must have a very special dynamic is all about going "well i'm epic & you're epic" at every stage, which is nothing, while winston and taylor can never have a dynamic b/c he's so Not Epic, despite that he's more similar to taylor in any ways that actually matter or could mean anything, while also if rian was ever peers with winston / had a reciprocal dynamic there, maybe we'd Have to have had more of an actual character from that role, but instead once again [no] b/c he's so Not Epic. billions writing getting an award for [okay. tmc trifecta] as the only option heading into s6 & giving us Nothing instead

#fr the one arc left is winston being sick of it like alright i'm outta here #wherein it's time apparently for rian to draw on the apparent nonzero affection she thinks she has for all that that means anything.... #and oops it did nothing; she may as well have Again jumped in & volunteered info herself in the first place #and tbt rian could be indignant on lauren's behalf based on like 3 days of distant technical half coworkership #but Nothing re: taylor's participation in treating winston like that. nothing re: rian either. but you see....lauren was also epic #winston billions #when you're both Epic you're on the defensive about why you Don't date. except for when you're not! #like again so wendy thinks she & taylor were peers? why did They not have to explain why They didn't date? wendy being that cishet abt it? #we can't get an explanation for why rian would fuck That old man; just why it wasn't otherwise taylor specifically #this being the ''well it's how i'm So thoughtful abt things. & it's how i'm So Unthoughtful abt things'' In The Same Breath #like yeah yeah you dropped all pretense of [character: rian] for [young woman: inherently sexually available] like amazing #it was always like jesus christ but just increasingly dismal experience surveying the mess of nothingness & insults that was like. #again the Nothingness that was rian & pick your poison re: analyzing Power whether it's the ungodly thread of banging prince #or her casually being this general bully + personal abuser to her ''friend'' / coworker there & this is Completely Neutral to billions #perhaps Good! & there's just nothing else to the character. having her Not Leave also just further whittling away any sense of anything #again it's just like depressing lmao gotta get out of here #and as per usual the way that ripping off winston's character from getting to have focus; material; arcs; relationships etc just #impacts these other characters negatively too. rian's main traits having to be ''loves being a bully'' & ''presumed to have a vagina'' wow #billions doesn't even know abt the former which just makes it all the more amazing. taylor having ''nobody'' to talk to but rian for half #a season like WINSTON!! he was half their employees at that time & billions is still That resolute abt The Epics Vs The Losers #and being a Thee Epic is like [there's nothing there] like that was Really supposed to be rian's whole character & [there's nothing there] #the substance not in taylor going ''who's Epic like me'' but in who's Actually inherently intractibly offbeat & different & Knows This #embraces it works with it Has to embrace and work with it; suffers for it but thrives for it; is this secret weapon for it; can work w/You. #all the ways taylor had to water down talking abt themself to like wendy or axe or whomever tf....winston is right here #he's Understanding them & talking abt Them unprompted unguided just Getting It & Caring; doing 9000% better than these other Epic ppl.... #lord. it's just amazing they were really this committed to like well yeah the real binary that really matters. the cools & the nerds #they really were like oh we love winston sm....we Love to write 3x03 endlessly where he gets shitted on & we have so much fun seeing that #we could've at least had the Consequences of [winston deserved to throw hands] like fr. rian; taylor; wags; dollar bill; wags again

[kaijudyke]

i wish i could telepathically transmit the knowledge of how the alien costume arc actually played out in the comics into the brain of everyone on earth so that i never again have to hear anyone say that the symbiote made peter evil

#talk tag #head in my hands. stop basing your understanding of the venom symbiote on cartoons and spider-man 3. that's not how it happened #really don't think the venom movies have helped in this regard #it's not the same kind of like. brain-poisoning as in adaptations based on the animated series #but they still have the symbiote influence eddie to be violent #even though. and i will say this a thousand times if i have to #in the comics the symbiote is *more* squeamish about violence than eddie #it doesn't even like to *scare* people at first #he has to talk it into hurting people by assuring it that it's sometimes necessary #the host has a massive influence on the symbiote. this is literally the point of the alien costume arc #that's why it ends with narration about peter having fundamentally changed the symbiote and taught it to feel #the symbiote did not make eddie violent. if anything eddie made the symbiote violent #venom exists as a manifestation of the symbiote's heartbreak and eddie's rage

[comradecowplant]

A youtuber has made a video about a place very close to my hometown and I tell u what so far he is not being very factual and the latent small town instinct to rip disrespectful outsiders apart in defense of Our Town has activated >:(

#theres an old airbase with abandoned housing units #BUT THE TOWNSHIP OF FINLAND IS VERY MUCH NOT ABANDONED which isnt as good oOoOo sPoOky content for your dumb channel but its actually hones #and also the people who live there are very much cranky about strangers fucking about (almost like they're used to annoying kids bothering #them while urban exploring. which is so fucking valid) #even i didnt go fuck around up there out of respect (and fear lol) of the folks up there who are just making the most of a $ depressed area #anyway im only 2 minutes into the video and this is what im already annoyed at #he's going ohmyGoDdD cRaZy i BeT its HAUNTED over the most milquetoast decay like its his first time exploring #the military activity poisoned the primary well and thats why people left seemingly overnight. it was just before the crash of 08 #so the people who were invested in turning parts of the old base housing into low income housing pulled out #WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU DID ANY RESEARCH BEFORW GOING TO A PLACE MR OOO AND AHH #it's the fake sensationalism that gets my gears so ground #its very poor and many folks struggled with addiction and when they had to leave a bunch of stuff behind it wasnt for fun #oh ive got whopper of a comment in composition for when through this 40 minute peice of rudeness #as an urban exploring enthusiast myself im not bemoaning that part. it's the Contentification and Chills voice commentary that has me riled

[cartoonpigeon]

some Party Poison and Fun Ghoul concept doodles :3

#the hands ment to be Party's but tbh. I kinda just wanted to draw a hand #okay so cause I have diffrent designs for them based of like. when they have/haven't met eachother: the full-body drawing of Party is #probably around when they first meet Ghoul #and Ghoul's headshot is probably from when she's known Party and the rest of the Killjoy's for a while #I'm working on a full-body drawing of him but its very hard for me to keep designs consistent lmao #ESPECIALLY faces idk what witchcraft i did for this drawing of Ghoul but I cannot replicate it and it's driving me up the wall a bit #anyways. rambles aside #my art #doodles #traditional art #danger days #party poison #party poison fanart #fun ghoul #fun ghoul fanart #ttlotfk #ddttlotfk #killjoys #killjoys fanart #also. if you saw the post of this I accidentally put on my main no you didn't /lh /j