Farkas: Change is inedible
Vilkas, not looking up from his book: I think you mean “inevitable,” brother.
Farkas: (spits out a septim) No, I don’t.
Vilkas: (looks up from his book)
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Vilkas: “I’ve never even heard of this outsider.”
Me: *literally fucking just saved the world from Alduin*🐺💥🔫👁️👄👁️
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farkas and kronk have the same kind of energy. i wonder if that makes vilkas like yzma…
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maybe you live in a society. i live in an intricate fantasy in my head where all the skyrim sexymen are in love with me.
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Reacting to LDB shivering:
Says nothing and just pulls you closer: Farkas, Aela, Miraak, Nahkriin, Ahzidal, Hircine, Namira, Brynjolf, Arnbjorn.
Gets up and makes warm tea: Vilkas, Frea, Vokun, Vahlok, Azura, Meridia.
Makes you into a blanket burrito: Serena, Teldryn, Volsung, Krosis, Zahkriisos, Mephala (or is it web burrito??), Cicero.
Pretends to sleep: Neloth, Lord Harkon, Mercer Frey, Rahgot, Morokei, Dukaan, Hermaeus Mora, Boethiah, Astrid.
Flame spell? 👁👅👁: J’zargo, FLAME ATRONACH BABE, Hevnoraak , Otar the Mad, Sheogorath, Mehrunes Dagon.
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i simply want to find a werewolf, and perhaps take him on a nice date.
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Farkas
Nearkas
Did somebody make that joke yet
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shitpost, buuuut i HAD to post that shit
the design lecture in college was interesting🤩
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Me after giving my follower the ebony blade, known for making people kill there closes friends and loved ones : ok I'm trusting you NOT to kill me-
My husband and follower Vilkas:
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Vilkas: So let me get this straight-
Ezio: More like let me run this bi you.
Adeney: Let's see how this pans out.
Lucien: We should ace-ess the situation.
Emily: I'm gay.
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