#HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

[black-feather-fiction]

I was thinking about an Avengers/ Norse Mythology crossover where Loki crashes an Avenger party Lokisenna style, kills the servant, insults everyone, admits to having killed Baldr and gets beaten up at the end, and suddenly I realised that this is the actual fucking plot of the first Avengers movie. Earth is the party he crashes, the servant is the facility he destroys, the insults are continuous and the last straw, the thing that leads to his defeat and Hulk pummeling is Loki killing Coulson, the nice unassuming guy that everyone liked.

Coulson is fucking Baldr.

Fury is Odin, Nat would be Freya? Hulk is probably a second version of Thor. Not sure about Clint, Steve and Tony yet, but I'm sure I can make them fit.

And Coulson is fucking Baldr!

The Avengers movie is the Lokisenna, peeps.

I wouldn't even be surprised anymore if that had been deliberate parallelism.

#the avengers #Avengers 2012 #Loki #norse mythology #norse gods #Lokisenna #Baldur #The Avengers movie is the Lokisenna #How did I not see this #I can't unsee it now #Phil Coulson is Baldr #My brain going randomly haywire while nursing

[terrorfullcatomizer]

Yeah yeah Roy and all that but DID YOU NOTICE DUCK GOING TO SLEEP ON YELLOW GUY'S SHOULDER!?!?!?

#dhmis #dhmis series #dhmis 2 #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #This is the cutest thing #How did I not see this #I'm crying

[sluttyrippedjeans]

I JUST NOW UNDERSTOOD THAT IN “ITS A TERRIBLE LIFE” (4x17) THEY DID SAM WESSON AND DEAN SMITH BECAUSE OF THE SMITH AND WESSON GUN AND IT LEADS BACK TO THE WINCHESTER RIFLE/LAST NAME

#WOW #HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #it’s a terrible life #smith and wesson #winchester #winchester studies #season 4 episode 17

[usbotthrills]

I’m watching 1899 and bro…

How have I never noticed how fucking hot Aneurin Barnard is ohmylord-

#aneurin barnard #how did I not see this #it’s one of those situations where I want to be with and be him #like oh my he EMITS gender #but also asklkskdfsks he’s so- #I cant even #gender envy #gay #1899

[lunavak]

Just found this pic of Krazy 8 and Emilio that I had somehow never seen before??! ITS SO CUTE????? GOLDMINE!!!

#HELLO #WHERE WAS THIS #WHY IS IT SO HIGH QUALITY #HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS #WHAT A CUTIE #krazy 8 #Ocho loco #breaking bad #max arciniega

[xxfizzy-bloodxx]

I just realized Pacifica Northwest lives in the Pacific Northwest of the USA

#gravity falls #just a thought #pacifica northwest #how did i not see this

[ajax-the-gay-icon]

Yo, just realized that when they were talking about the book project (and everyone knows that Wille and Simon were 100% talking about each other, you know the one) that SIMON IS WEARING HIS ICONIC PURPLE HOODIE?!?!?!

#how did i not see this #*the* purple hoodie #young royals season 2 spoilers #simon yr

[viledictorian]

SO I was going to record the lyrics to a song today. I have housemates and I don't like them hearing me recording. Plus they could cloud the audio. SO I come up with the in genius plan to wait for the morning for them to leave for work.

I do all that I can to stay awake. I watch dunkey, I eat sugary stuff, I map out ways to overthrow and conquer governments,

It's 9:50, I'm barely able to stay awake but Im so close to them leaving and getting to do my work. I impatiently seethe, "Whats taking them so long?" Then it hits me.

It's saturday.

They don't work on saturday.

#RAGHGHAFGH #HOW DARE THEY #HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS #IM SUPPOSED TO BE SMART #tumblr funny #funny i guess #funny post

[upside-down-uni]

me: unable to ever really explain why i started learning korean

my friend in a convo about how hybe is ruining and exploiting their artists: ...so this is why i think you started learning korean...

me: *surprised pikachu face of being KnownTM*

#mo talks #she's so RIGHT #how did i NOT SEE THIS #bruh #anyways proof is a scam and I'm dying on that hill

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

#like am I going insane #why did I see a post with thousands of notes on it talking about how it doesn’t make sense to be asking for this sort of action #it doesn’t make SENSE? #like god! I hope you’re taking other more sensible courses of action then! #fucks sake man #bisan is living through a waking nightmare and some of you are so pedantic and miserly #palestine #free Palestine

[vulturedimension]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts #but like. i had to #mine #[tumblr] #1k #in less than 24 hours #jesus christ #2k #3k #technically rn it's at 2893 #but it's gonna get to 3k soon #for some reason #4k #almost #this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image #3/6 now #5k #WHY #also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other #10k #15k

[dreamsofalife]

You're my friend, it's my job to worry about you, especially because you're the only person I know who gets Team Rocket Blasted Off on a regular basis. But...I'm glad you're doing better. Get some rest and take care of yourself, okay?

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

[killingflies]

u my bff (this is not a question I just wanted to say that)

my bff!!!!!!!!!!!! heart emoji heart emoji x36876 heart emoji

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS #IM SORRY</3 #ask

[thornsprinced]

i missed u!! :D

HAIII I MISSED U 2!!

#how did I not see this

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.