#I am so confused by these takes

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling? #Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

[uhhh-ghouls007]

HELLO???

#so confused and having the best time ever #envy literally dancing over his dead body. how am I not making this up #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim

[darkbluestateofgrace]

I need people to stop saying Taylor is retiring after this tour… it’s driving me crazy like how are ppl so dumb I actually am so confused

#I just saw Instagram swifties saying the Joe breakup makes them think it’s even more likely she will retire??? #literally guys… it’s the opposite #I am so confused by these takes

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.

#Bakugo #UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck #but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it #and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest #meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss???? #and knows he gained weight and is kinda… nervous u hate it #and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him #and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new #and all you can do is like whisper #‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’ #‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’ #and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week #gen #shii posts

[axolotlclown]

Ok, none of you know what's going on. None of you understand why so many women and young streamers are stepping forward right now. None of you understand why this has to be public.

Multiple large streamers have used their fame, influence, and money to manipulate and abuse those they see as below them. So long as they continue to have fame, influence, and money, this cycle will not end.

This is bigger than just individual cases of sexual assault or other abuse. This is a break down of a much larger problem within the entertainment industry.

These women are telling stories about very powerful men in this space. They are sharing stories of abuse and manipulation. This is very scary for them—it could ruin their careers or lives.

Stop saying "they should have handled this privately." This isn't a private matter. So long as these men have power, they will hurt more women. They aren't sorry. They won't play fair.

By trying to stay silent and bury these accusations, you are ensuring these women never know peace. You are ensuring that more women get hurt.

One day your boss will assault you, and all the men in your life will blame you for waiting as long as you did to speak about it. They will find any reason to blame you. They don't want to get rid of your boss. They hope that one day, they can assault a woman just like you.

This is fucking serious. This is real life. This isn't just some fucking fandom drama that we can bury and move on from. These are real life issues that require real meaningful discussion.

Stop trying to discredit these women just because your streamer is in trouble. You are part of the fucking problem.

#and if youre still confused as to what the problem is #i have a million posts about it already #im so sick of hearing this dumbass take #if you dont have anything productive to add to the conversation #then shut the fuck up #my god #this shit is real #yall are going to get jobs and go to bars and realize how fucking real this shit is #thoughts of dante #fuck it #ill tag everyone #shubble #wilbur soot #caitibugzz #caiti #georgenotfound #gnf #dream #dreamwastaken #andi #punz #wisp #kit wisp #illumina #am i missing anyone? #i think thats it #oh #sapnap #hell be relevant here in a minute #anyway

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 60

Danny would like everyone to know that this was not his fault. It’s not his fault that another amulet got lost in the human realm (thank you Aragon, he hates you for this) nor is it his fault it’s been broken! He was just going to take it from the museum and was both invisible and intangible! It’s not his fault another thief got there first alongside a vigilante and they panicked when seeing the amulet started floating. It is so not his fault that there is now an entire city of dragon… dragon shifters… whatever! And it’s not his fault he’s stuck as a baby dragon right where the the amulet shattered, which leads to misunderstandings. How was he supposed to know this wasn’t his world and the english isn’t the same?!

#Dragon Gotham Au #dcxdp #dpxdc #batman whose just adopted Dick & now has to deal with being a giant wyvern: #Also Batman seeing itty baby eastern dragon wriggling around in the remnants of the gem: omg was it an egg #Selina who is also confused AF but taking the opportunity to flee: #Literally every Gothamite awake or waking up to being *fucking dragons*: #Gothamites are now dragons #Very Liminal too #Very liminal dragons #prompts #danny fenton #batman #bruce being closest makes him the largest of dragons #I hope you know i am imagining battinson #shaky wet chihuahua vibes in human form while also being a giant fuck you dragon #Lil 9 year old Dick is going to be so gleeful to try out Wings #Dragon Curse Au

[xuargent]

"heartstopper is unrealistic they're all too nice to each other" have you ever heard of having friends

#this is all /lh no one's forcing anyone to like heartstopper #but this specific bit of discourse confuses me so much 😭😭 #like their friend group is basically how i act with my close friends?? it's not 'unrealistic' lmao #ik not everyone's experiences are universal #but maybe we're all just too used to media where friends are constantly turning on each other and being shitty #just a lukewarm take idk #anyway i looove the show and am glad it exists but the curse of your favourite thing going mainstream is the goddamn discourse 😭😭 #lova's terrible posts #heartstopper #hstv #heartstopper tv #heartstopper netflix

[teddybeartoji]

i think gojo would be TERRIBLE at any type of imposter game. like those mafia games or among us etc etc. HE WOULD SUCKKK. he has never won a single game. ever. he just gets so excited whenever he's The Bad Guy and he gets this glint in his eyes and it just makes it so fucking obvious that he's the one lmao. and then he's soooooo sad when he loses:(((( like c'mon guys how'd you know it was me:(((( BE SERIOUSSSS YOU LITERALLY WENT "MWAHAHAHA" WHEN THE GAME BEGAN???????????????????? he's stupid i can't believe i love him

#btw haibara is the best player #shoko and suguru are ofc very good but since they are so good they are just immediately on the radar anyway #haibara kind of laughs his way through and everybody is like????? #super fucking confused #even when he's stuttering out a “i-i'm not the impostor” with a sheepish grin?????????? #idk he's way too good at it it's a bit scary #nanami is kind of good too he just doesn't play that often #for obvious reasons #but the killer duo happends to be him and haibara they've already won #nanami might even take the bullet in order to make sure that they win #letting haibara convince gojo that he is in fact the killer (while simultaneously making sure that gojo thinks that haibara is his friend) #mwhahahahha #silly silly guys #btw ppl always assume that i am the One whenever i play it..... i still win thoughh hiihihihi #mickey is daydreaming #angel boy #gojo satoru #gojo satoru headcanons

[sesamenom]

Maglor with that silly overly ornamented videogame armor (Curufin made it as a gag gift)

#silm #silmarillion #maglor #i was looking at some of my armor designs (namely glorfindels gold stuff and feanors tree design & plumes) #and wondering if it looked to complex for battle #and then i remembered video game armor designs where the pauldrons are practically a helmet #and it looks like it would take 7 hours to don #after designing this the verdict is: #hard to draw (perspective)(not fun) #hard to color (many small shapes)(not fun) #confusing to keep track of (too many pieces)(not fun) #doesnt make sense (somehow both clunky and pointy)(not fun) #looks cool (fun) #so while it was fun to play around with i am definitely never doing this again lol

[jash-updates]

Most normal energy drink consumer

#new tags time yippee #cj updates #so there's some old-ish tags here lol #i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet #old tags: #i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that #as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew #they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin #[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]] #which i would then have after the can id get every morning..... #im better now i swear #tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag #the face they would make is always so funny to me still #so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made #either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment #a “why are you like this” typea look #its great #however his story is still horrifying #i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even] #maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then #im in the good timeline thank god #rant over lol my bad

[spilledstars1234]

studio lan WHAT IS THIS

they just casually drop this on twitter with no context except for "summer begins"

LIKE... WHAT??? WHY ARE THEY IN A FOREST?? IS THIS THEM AS KIDS??? DID CXS AND LG SOMEHOW MEET AS KIDS AND DIDNT REALIZE??? IS THIS SOME POTENTIAL BACKSTORY STUFF FOR LATER???

OR-

OR IS LU GUANG DEAD HERE INSTEAD OF BEING PEACEFULLY ASLEEP??? SO IS THIS NOT JUST A CUTE LITTLE ART THEN??? LIKE IS THIS ACTUALLY LU GUANG'S CORPSE OR AM I JUST INTERPRETING THIS WRONG-

but considering that this is Link Click and also considering the fact that this show does NOT know happiness, what IF???? AUGHH GJSHK OML LET THEM BE HAPPY STUDIO LAN PLS-

*stressful overthinking begins*

#plays overthink by fan ka #im not okay now #pls dont be dead in this art LG ur hubby needs u #i have enough ptsd from this show as it is and studio lan's all like “HERE TAKE SOME MORE!!!” #BUT LIKE #WHAT DOES THIS MEAN #STUDIO LAN EXPLAIN???? #PLEASE??? #IM SO CONFUSED #WHAT IF THIS IS SMTG REALLY IMPORTANT??? #what if this is literally nothing and im just overthinking everything #like imagine this is just some random cute art they felt like making #and i'm over here in tears just thinking of all the angsty possibilities for it #but this is link click we're talking abt... #so #anything can happen #im pretty sure this is smtg sad tho #but thats just me #being the angst lover that i am after all #BUT IS THIS SOME KIND OF FORESHADOWING???? #I NEED TO KNOW #link click #shiguang daili ren #shiguang dailiren #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi

[squeakadeeks]

i love tiktok. someone just said im doing a bad job tucking in my cosplays. so im going to be thinking about that for the rest of the day.

#babygirl do i have some extraordinary news for you #i am doing extremely poorly right now in terms of my mental health #but thank god tiktok is there to throw some insane curveball commentary at me that confuses me so much #it momentarily pauses my depression because im too busy reeling from the words someone typed and then i subsequently had to read #theres so many ways i can take this goof i dont know where to start #diagnosed phantom penis

[satans-knitwear]

I went out (looking fabulous) for lunch with baby belle and the bestie yesterday!

A lovely day!! I also found an old print of a £10 note in the pocket of the red mac I got for £7 from the charity shop! Lucky!!

#I am really paying for it now though 😭 my brain is torturing me and my body is doing worse. Sleep paralysis made a return #Can't speek properly bc pain in throat but also bc words feel distant and confusing #Dealing with the aftermath of doing normal and pleasant things makes me reluctant to repeat the effort #But it really was such a nice day. Beautiful weather. Fabulous company. Even my parents joined us for a while! Lovely food too 😍 #I shall take baby belle with me to more pubs and restaurants. We deserve a nice time!! #And i shall make picnics so we can have nice food outside with bib baby rosie as well. I think we shall enjoy that #Regardless of how my brain and body decide to punish me afterwards 😂😂

[airenyah]

says the guy who played the old chicken uncle

#@gmmtv so what do you want from me. am i supposed to take earth for an old man or a youngling #i am confusion gmmtv explain #ploy's yearbook #moonlight chicken #adrm #airenyah plappert #earth pirapat #mlc #(also i do realize it's called acting i'm just making a joke here djkgkd)

[mllenugget]

Hey remember when Baghera adopted Dapper like 8 months ago or did I make that up ? ────────────────────────────────────────── Support all the admins that spoke out (& do your daily click) ──────────────────────────────────────────

#idk why on earth i gave baghera knuckles- when i say i turn my brain off when I draw i mean it #i only noticed it after i was done with the shading and it jumpscared me #got me stuttering in confusion i have never drawn anthro arms/wings this way these dont even look like feathers wtf me ?? #..... sooo looks like ive got a new wa-cats type of fandom on my hands #as in i am still very emotionally attached to the memories i have from this no matter what i do itll keep coming back #but i havent read the books in several years nor do i plan to anymore and looking back i am so angry and disgusted #but also im still blown away by the creativity and the passion the fandom builds on its own #i wanted to go ahead and finish any art that ive been working on for the past almost year and decided this one would be the most fitting #i learnt last week that only the first 20 tags on an original post will show up in tumblr searches #and I think im going to take advantage of that #because i dont want to hype the server anymore and i have decided i will no longer be adding my watermark on top of my work #and i was going to refrain from tagging it because i dont want my related posts to show up #before remembering that some of my mutuals who ive been chatting to for years now #have these fandoms blacklisted #so im going to test it and hope it works #im still going to tag the characters i love though because i wanna show support to the actors and i wish them nothing but the best #baghera fanart #pomme fanart #dapper fanart #dappleduo #my art #mcyt #qsmp #fandom neg #tag this however you want #yap yap yap yap tlddr

[fiveredlights]

daniel team principal au has truly kicked off and i leave this week with much more knowledge of css/html than i ever wished to know but we move

#what do you wanna know about the TP au i am more than happy to yap and share #max is so confused because someone writes in a group chat ‘danny ric you adopted a child??’ and max is like WHAT #3 oc's only i promise- matteo basically takes one look at daniel and is like you will be my new driver advisor and daniel's like lol okay #(he says yes because matteo lowkey reminds him of young max but he will Never admit that. until max is like oh he's like young me) #(daniel has a small breakdown afterwards but it's all good) #the other two are the RB drivers later on bc lets be real yuki and liam would fistfight before they accepted daniel as their TP #daniel team principal au