#I blame the player

[akanemnon]

Careful, Susie... You might hurt yourself by asking all these questions

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#deltarune #undertale #crossover #crossover comic #utdr #deltarune fanart #undertale fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #kris dreemurr #deltarune susie #frisk #seriously... what's up with that flirting thing? #I blame the player #they've been teaching the nugget #someone give this child proper socialization lessons #susie is growing a couple more braincells these past few comics

[enderwoah]

absolutely in shock and awe at how all three of the bad boys' curses went off and remained unbroken in one episode. jimmy's canary curse, grian's 'kills the person he cares most about' curse (as he was the person to suggest that jimmy should push off the tnt minecart; also killed jimmy like three times), and joel's end-game madness curse. like we were all so hopeful for some reason that THIS would be the season where it all ends but no. business as usual. jimmy's dead, grian's sad, and joel is mad. and also dead.

#what a miserable existence #<- am i talking about the viewers or the players? #both. the answer is both #we suffer by watching and daring to have hopes #the players simply suffer by being there. they cause the suffering themselves and yet it feels so out of their control #all this to say #blame the watchers #always blame the watchers #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #limited life #limited life spoilers #watchers #life series #1k #enderwhat #2k

[sincerelymarner]

the W in WHL stands for winners

#i love when videos are released and none of the players look like they’d rather kill themselves than be there #also if the gifs look fucked blame adobe #conor geekie #fraser minten #team canada #wjc 2024 #mere.gif

[pedripics]

https://x.com/fcbpg86/status/1781744102469496916?s=46&t=Y0Md76L8FR9umM1nmCkHnQ

not the slap followed by a kiss 😭

#can't blame him tbh #i swear our players might die if they don't give and get their daily kisses #pedri #raphinha #asks #anon

[library-whale]

I promised I wasn’t gonna get salty, and I’m not! Everyone fought well.

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BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SEPARATE SPLATFEST REGIONS BACK

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #this was mostly japan i think… #EDIT: hey please don’t use this post to be mean to the japanese players directly #while what i pointed out is true (it’s the only way to explain that popularity score) #(and obviously not everyone in japan picked shiver) #this result only happened because the regions are no longer separate score-wise #blame the devs. not the player base. (and please don’t attack THEM either)

[hitemwiththeoop]

i kinda just want someone to write a fanfic about the gaang reacting to the live action, if you want to make it canonesque like, doing it like it was another play like the one at ember island,,,imagine

aang getting angry because he didn't get to kiss katara at the cave and instead they make her more interested in jet and he begins saying things like I BET IF YOU HAD BEEN WITH HIM IN THE CAVE YOU WOULD'VE KISSED HIM. katara angry at her characterization like WHY DON'T I SPEAK UP??? I WOULD'VE THROWN HANDS and to sokka WHY DID THEY MAKE YOU ACT LIKE THE MORE MATURE ONE BETWEEN US, I HAD TO WASH YOUR SOCKS BACK AT THE VILLAGE. everyone absolutely confused at the fact yue was a spirit fox. Zuko criticizing himself ozai and azula like wth and why do i have drawings of the avatars and a journal about them, they make me look so obsessed, and sokka like, actually, i think that was spot on. suki and sokka cringing at the scene where she stared at him shirtless and him getting angry because they didn't make him dress up like a girl

#azula would simply not watch it #bumi would laugh his ass off at his own jokes #but when he begins blaming aang he'd groan like oh my god stop whining old man #the avatars would be like wtf i never did that nor said that #kuruk what knife are they talking about #ROKU WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT FROM KOH #I DIDN'T???? #avatar the last airbender #atla #natla #avatar live action #sokka #avatar aang #aang #katara #zuko #suki #kyoshi warriors #ember island players

[myfoodishappiness]

i know people were gossiping like crazy about jackie and shauna in that school. jeff hundred per cent was the third wheel and freshman probs got so shocked when they found out he was the boyfriend.

#yellowjackets #jackieshauna #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #surprised people didn’t call them out on whatever they had going on #tai snuck looks from the corner of her eye for sure #everyone rolling their eyes when shauna has another jealous hissy fit at a party #or groaning when she knocks out a rival player for tackling jackie #i wouldn't blame them #i'd get fed up with the both of them pretty quickly to be honest

[teekays]

the pride night thing is upsetting on a fan level obvi. but it makes me most sad to think about like. how many guys now and in the past just... never came out and are never going to. because they know that this league, from the top down, is not a welcoming space for them. how many players are ashamed and scared and have had to make the choice to hide or fully ignore their feelings so they can keep doing the thing they love to do without having to worry about being alienated (or worse) by their teammates. how many KIDS are in juniors with dreams of playing in the NHL knowing that that's a choice they'll have to make too, and that if they do choose to come out they'll be exposing themselves to backlash not just from media and fans but from their own teammates and coaches. and this just keeps getting reinforced over and over! the tiny little bits of progress we see immediately get overshadowed by people being dicks! fuck man!

#ive said this before sorta but it makes me sad every time. #like no wonder there has never been an out active nhl player dude i dont blame them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #teddyposting

[amaneyuiki]

Idk what i tried to do with frisk but hc of their backstory ???

Honestly i love how i did the eery atmosphere

#undertale #frisk undertale #undertale player #undertale fanart #idk how to tag in tumblr… #this is just a headcanon on their old house tbh #BTW THE SHADOW IS THE GENOCIDE RUN PLAYER ENJOYER #THERES NO CHARA #i don’t believe in evil chara. #we gotta stop blaming on kids who come from an extremely meta game that make it very clear that THEY KNOW the player existence

[lovethistoomuch]

me interacting with the man with sunglasses:

1st playthrough: oh, come on mysterious ex-partner guy, just loosen up a little, just talk to me. kim is way cooler than you btw.

2nd playthrough: oh my god, jean, it's so good to see you! I love talking to you! You're the coolest guy ever! I'd love having you as my partner, please just talkt to me please, I'm so sorry, I love you! I love you! please forgive me, jean!!!

#disco elysium #jean vicquemare #he is such a tragic character #and you get glimpses of that during your early interactions with him #but it only really hit me in the conversation right at the end #I truly cannot understand all the hate i see for him as a character #like yeah he is a bitter asshole but can you really blame him? #you don't get that bitter if you haven't initially cared for someone deeply #we as a player never see it but harry really hurt him #all i want to do is give him a hug and apologise #harry basically spit in his face and told him to fuck off and he still came back for him #he came back in a way that he thought would make harry smile #and even helps him to the car (in the good ending) #how can people honestly claim that jean hates harry? #anyway #enough of that #just know that this man has been stuck in my head for weeks now

[arklayraven]

OM devs were like "We're going to keep the first game running, so that new players coming from NB can play the game too!"

Then also secretly were like "We're going to remove some events though, and change up how you can get rewards, which are more difficult to get now, even if you pay to win. As well change/edit older card stories so you can't experience the original options and all. Etc..."

#;little raven speaks #OM is not new player friendly. I can say this safely now. #obey me #tagging in case anyone i follow has this series blacklisted now. which i don't blame ya lol

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[CN] Victor’s Carbon Pen and Glass Bead Event (Day 6)

⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! ⌚

✦ thursday || friday || saturday || sunday || monday || tuesday || wednesday

【High School Affiliated to Loveland University Second Year (Section 1) Semester Schedule - Tuesday】

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[MATH]:

Beginning with the morning self-study session, Old Gao naturally walks into the classroom, naturally hands out an impromptu quiz, and naturally starts grading the papers.

“Where’s Empress Dowager Hu? Has Old Gao ‘usurped the throne’?”

Victor remains as immovable as a mountain. After coming up with a tentative answer to the questions in his heart, he immediately takes out the exercise books for the other subjects–– realizing that if he doesn’t start now, he won’t have any opportunity to write throughout the day.

“Our Vic seems to be working hard. He’s even expanding into other subjects in the morning math study session.”

Old Gao unfolds the exam papers with a bright smile, “Children, your homeroom teacher is on leave today, so you’re all mine.”

“And of course, the evening self-study session also belongs to me.”

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[MATH]:

Observing Old Gao’s extraordinarily casual explanation of the complex question and his naturally upturned lips, Victor very cautiously and deliberately marks this question— 

There’s an 80% chance it will appear in the end-of-month exam.

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[SPORTS]:

Strange Tales of Loveland High School Five (V):

Upon the completion of the weekly one-kilometer fitness test, the running track would give rise to peculiar species contorted in various poses.

Pale and gasping for air, they would be in desperate need of water. Yet, among them would be rare individuals with handsome and exquisite appearances who would continue to carry themselves with grace.

“Whew, still alive.”

The next second, Victor’s face turns slightly pale. He notices the PE teacher bringing out the sit-and-reach apparatus.

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[PHYSICS]:

After enduring an exceptionally dreadful “knowledge oppression,” Victor decides to broadcast some relaxing content during today’s lunchtime radio session.

In harmony with the melodious Symphony No. 41 in C Major, he begins reading excerpts from the Homeric epics.

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[CHEMISTRY]:

“A and B might have an innate tendency to react when brought together, although the time for their reaction differs. C and D will never yield any results no matter how long they’re together, and E needs to be catalyzed to have any connection with F. 

Many things in the world are like this, and in reality, human connections follow the same principle. You require a significant amount of destiny to have that serendipity with someone.”

Hearing the teacher say this, Victor’s mind is filled with a distant silhouette.

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[CHINESE]:

“Sir Vic, do you really think the world will end in 2012?”

“What do you think the apocalypse would look like?”

Victor doesn’t say anything. He simply reaches into his desk and takes out a math book in a very natural manner.

Amidst a chorus of agonized groans, that man walks in once again.

If the apocalypse were to happen, it would probably be a day filled with eight consecutive math classes.

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[ENGLISH]:

A comforting listening test.

Brother Ying, in a rare feat, has managed to secure the computer lab,  so he assigns something practical for everyone to do.

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[BIOLOGY]:

The power that erupts from silence should not be underestimated. 

— After the teacher’s first burst of anger, the biology class has a 100% attendance rate.

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✧ next stop: Wednesday

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#HHHHH “SERENDIPITY” HHHH REMEMBERING THE VERY FIRST THING HE TELLS YOU ABOUT WHEN YOU START THE GAME AS A NEW PLAYER😭 #haha i kid you not when i tell you THE ENTIRE SCHOOL GUSHES OVER HOW HANDSOME THIS LITTLE GUY IS -you’ll find out tomorrow what i mean lol- #I MEAN WHO COULD BLAME THEM AKSJSJSDGFG LITERAL PERFECTION IN ONE PACKAGE FROM LOOKS DOWN TO THE SKILLS 🫠🫠 #also why are these teachers such bully LOL like literal evil aksjsjsdgfg (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠) #mlqc victor #mlqc li zeyan #mlqc #mr love victor #mr love queen's choice #李泽言 #恋与制作人 #love and producer #mlqc cn #mlqc spoilers #mlqc translations

[grollow]

Sanctity of the Ward can eat my ENTIRE asshole, thank you

#i'm just mad because i keep standing in the ice #this is 100% user error because i'm adjusting to timings #but i wouldnt be an mmo player if i didn't blame the fight and complain about it #(the fight's fine if a little too ucob-like for my taste) #(fuck ucob)

[gouinisme]

what do you MEAN i listened to a 60hour show for 225 hours. how did i do that

#charlie i blame you entirely for this #i listened to it for more than that cuz i relistened to episodes on youtube and Deezer #i may have a problem #also somehow 3/5 of my most listened songs were songs from my horror playlist #as in the playlist i mostly listen to while studying #did i spend THAT much time studying? #i think it's mostly bc i mostly used the mp3 player app if i wasnt looking for my study playlist specifically #and even tho i didnt use spotify that much i landed in the top 1% my chem listener #girl with worms in his brain core

[perenlop]

this is gonna sound so backhanded but after 3 letdowns in a row from pokemon (followed by a game which isnt terrible but i dislike because of how much it fucked up the plot of sm), then a game that i genuinely really love and want more in the style of and largely because of how it deviates from the main series, im genuinely so shocked that i love scarlet and violet as much as i do. like when i was going through that tutorial i was just cautious and waiting for the other show to drop and be bored at best, but like, graphic glitches aside, it never came. it stayed really fun and charming

#like is it acceptable that it came out so glitchy when its a $60 console release? absolutely not #i think the game has a lot of issues and i dont blame people for not being happy with it #but i think what makes this better than swsh to me is like. swsh sorta feels like it was made out of obligation sometimes #like. tpci and gamefreak treated galar like a kid would treat an art project in a medium they werent interested in #but they were being harassed for that good grade so they powered through and hated the result #and sorta just tried to hide it when they got home from school that day #not that there isn’t anything to like about galar or it has no substance whatsoever but when i played it i couldnt shake the feeling #that gamefreak was embarassed of it. like they did not want to linger too much on this game #i think the anime switching format was a good idea in the end cause just putting ash in another gauntlet after he won the alola league would #would have been weird but its veryyyy telling to me that they changed the format so drastically #that we didnt even spend all our time in galar. their home base wasnt even in galar #and in the game they emphasize that kantos got better pokemon and everyone loves them better and theres not a whole lot to do #and there was always just this feeling of insecurity and dissatisfaction with it #and for all its faults- i cant say the same thing about scvi. this game oozes with charm and care #the writing feels like someone genuinely cared about these characters and wanted the best for them and the story #the gameplay feels more involved and confident. they got more experimental with the format #idk it feels like people LIKED working on this game to a degree and wanted the player to have fun #echoed voice

[unmanageably]

klay speaks with so much vulnerability and care it really saddens me when people liken him to a selfish egotistical guy who only cares about himself lol it's actually crazy. like say whatever you want about his game but to just blatantly lie and not care to listen to anything he actually has to say??? idk especially from fans and local commentary like this dude has been on your team since the beginning of this dynasty, has given everything-- his whole career, two injuries up for this team. and you still don't know where his heart lies or who he is?

all this talk about how he only cares about money when time and time again he's only shown the care and love he has for the team, his teammates, and even just the bay area in general and building a home there and in the organisation.

#not to mention when everything was going on last year people tried to blame HIM and said he didn't give a fuck about any of the rookies #and that he was Jealous of the rookie players etcetc #meanwhile he always takes the time to praise them and rookies have consistently talked about how helpful and open hei s #lmao.. #sorry just saw some of the klay/draymond podcast and got very emotional #klay's vulnerability in his answer abt dray's ejection-- i dont think dray expected that answer from him either and i really hope draymond #took it to heart #anyway i love them so much #PLEASE one more ring and i wont ask for anything else ever...