#I hate onions

[stararch4ngelqueen]

cooking together date night with jason using the “here, let me show you trope” while you’re trying to idk cut something up and he comes up behind you and takes your hands and guides you “like this” he says and kisses you on the head while you’re just cutting up veggies together

This is based off a distaste I have. If you do like it, fight me

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You didn’t like onions. The smell, the taste, the crunch.

Unless it was incredibly unnoticeable in a dish, you despised it. Which means you may not have liked a lot of foods.

It bugged you, but Jason wanted to convince you to try it in different ways. What’s an easy way to mask the flavor and texture of an onion? Cook it down in a soup.

Now, here you stood fully convinced in front of a cutting board with a knife in hand, staring down a yellow onion like it’s a demon without its disguise. You did this for the promise of warm soup inside a bread bowl to combat the cold night outside the foggy windows.

“It’s not pointing a gun at you.” Jason’s comment throws you off, though you knew you looked more stunned than terrified.

“Need help, buttercup?” He approaches after coring out two sizable caverns into fresh bread. Your pleading gaze says it all, giving you a heartwarming smile.

“It’s easy, just gotta get the hang of it.”

His palm brushes along the back of yours. His fingers cradling your hand, reinforcing around the black handle.

After chopping off the top to rid the onion of its papery skin, he quickly cuts it in half, believing he’d only need about half of it. He turns the onion and proceeds to cut lengthwise over the top, making small, thin lines along the bulbous body.

“Watched Alfred do this little trick once,” Jason comments as he worked, fighting back a growing smile every moment he’d feel a nervous little quiver within his gentle grasp.

He shows you that this little hack essentially dices up the onion without the tedious work. You were too occupied in the movement of his hands along yours, expressing his knife skills through your inexperienced fingers.

“Not too hard, was it?”

Your head cranes back a bit, your lashes fluttering with beady tears.

“What?” His brows furrow in concern. There was no way you got cut, right?

“This burns.” You couldn’t help but laugh, embarrassed by the stupid chemical reaction out of your control. “This burns really bad.”

“Aww, poor baby.” Jason chuckles after clicking his tongue before he takes the knife out of your hand, sliding the demented cutting board off to the side.

He steps closer and settles an arm over your front, leaving you sinking into the warmth radiating off his torso against your back. A toasty fire, cozy company, and he’s all yours.

His lips settle along your head, kissing you twice for good measure. “I got it babe. You did good.”

#jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd x fem!reader #dc jason todd #jason todd x y/n #I hate onions #now you do too

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Me: happily eating my meatloaf

Me: FINDS A SMALL ONION AND REFUSES TO EAT

I wish I wasn’t so picky…

#food #picky eater #I had to stop eating because I found an onion #I HATE onions #feel free to share/reblog #being a picky eater sucks

[darkangel1791]

#vampires #vampire humor #i hate onions

[arfid-is-hecc]

On another note, we had McDonald's last night because we had almost no food in the house. My dad usually doesn't order accommodations/adjustments to "make it easier", meaning I usually have to scrape off those tiny, gross ass onions.

I take a bite after my scraping and inspecting, and feel a crunch. I take a swig of my drink and swallow, thinking I might have missed one. Take another bite, it happens again...

I pull it apart, inspect, can't see anything. THEN, I had the idea to take apart the two patties that were on my burger...

LO AND BEHOLD. Some sick son of a bitch (/j) decided to put onions IN BETWEEN the patties. So they were on the top, on the bottom, AND in between, where all the cheese was melted.

Trust issues, mate. Smh

#i hate onions #i hate them so much #arfid #avoidant restrictive food intake disorder #actually arfid #arfid struggles #arfid problems #rant #personal

[jesterv1]

at the end of the day someone ( m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶) dropped an onion in the hallway, no one noticed because the door was closed...

#I'm on the verge of throwing out the grapes I ate #I can't #I just can't #I hate onions #my brain doesn't work anymore

[userwoosan]

Whoever invented onion rings need to be kissed deeply

#i hate onions #but #onions rings ???? #fuck yea #jenna.txt

[piss-off-erik]

things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

#it was a wild ride from start to finish #my mum says she hates Hugh grant specifically because he’s too posh btw it’s based on nothing but his accent #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #I don’t feel like it’s really spoilers but I’ll tag it anywa

[ayo-edebiri]

💀

#twitter #elon musk #this man is everything i hate #why does this sounds like a headline from the onion

[beritall]

Today I again found a piece of onion in my room and? I dont havent possesed onions in this house yet? This has been a problem for me for years? I always find pieces of onion when there should be none? Is this some kind of ancient omen because that would explain so much? Why do onions follow me???

#I hate onions #theyre even in my bed #do i need an onion exterminator

[lesbianthetridentarius]

harrow didn’t make her soup out of g1deon’s least favorite vegetables out of spite! to be fair, that is what the reader is meant to believe when the detail is first mentioned, because it is funny in the moment.

but soon after that initial sentence, we learn the real reason:

harrow needed g1deon to eat lots of broth so she would have enough marrow in his intestines to grow a whole skeleton party out of his insides. she was able to make him eat more broth by making the other ingredients in the soup, every other option, things he categorically refused to eat. these were tactical vegetables.

#htn #htn spoilers #harrow the ninth spoilers #tlt #the locked tomb #the joke has layers. like onions which g1deon hated #i can pull up the quotes if it helps but it is late and i am feeling lazy so lmk if i should do that later ig

[disinhume]

He's not very good at teaching anyone how to cook

#cas wearing an apron on top of his trench coat was such a funny idea to me. No clue what clothes are actually for #cas also tuned dean out super hard and is only kind of sort of aware of what he's talking about #I love to eat caramelized onions but I hate to make them >:/ #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #spn #supernatural #my art

[nachosforfree]

Post: you NEED to eat more than 2 types of vegetables I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC IM AUTISTIC TOO AND CAN DO IT WHICH MEANS YOU DEFINITELY CAN TOO!!! Just find a way to make them taste good Its literally sooo easy!!!!

The notes: yeah! Here's some ways you can do that: *lists 1000 mouth torturing methods*

#no thank you methinks ill continue only letting corn and broccoli infiltrate my diet #i hate when one autistic person manages to get over/find away around one of their symptoms (sensory issues here) and decides to make it #other autists problems lmao #is onion and peppers veggies if so i also eat those

[michelangelinden]

I love many things about Glass Onion, but easily one of my favourites was how Derol is just some guy. He's just there, no explanation, no reason. He could have been the "omg it was the random guy all along" guy, but no, he is just some guy. Love it.

#usually i hate it when loose ends aren't tied #but not this one 😌 #only thing i wished was Birdie asking '*gasp* what about Derol?? maybe he did it??' #and then Benoit waving a hand and going 'nah he's just there. he has nothing to do with this' #glass onion #benoit blanc #daniel craig #rian johnson #knives out

[pininiu]

Yeah…

Drew the Bulb Burglar

#blooming panic #blooming panic onionthief #bloomic onionthief #the doodles are jokes me and my friends made #I hate him but he’s interesting enough #for some of the info uhhhh credits to that one masterlist document for onion

[apostaterevolutionary]

#this is an onion (and all it’s sub types and cohorts like chives and shit) hate blog #I must spread my anti-onion message #join me friends #text #misc #polls #shut up nerd #food mention /

[italoniponic]

in honor of my birthday bc I love Jack and hate onions (and it hates me too bc I cut it perfectly good and small)

#twisted wonderland #jack howl #i still remember reading jack's student uniform story #and finding out he hates onions just like me #i was in tears... #twst memes #cherry's mumbling about twst