#I love her so much lmfao

[unhingedselfships]

Kimi has a... mean streak. And is not exactly stable.

Boss had a guest, and wanted a specific whiskey brought to the office.

Unfortunately for him, everyone else was busy, so he was getting Kimi.

Fidgeting a bit, she ended up rolling the sleeves of the button up to her elbows. She really ought to get her shirts adjusted.

Oh well, a different days problem.

Picking up the tray, with the bottle and fancy glasses, she carefully pushed her way through the door, and headed off towards the office.

Humming lightly (and minding her step) she made her way down the halls, nodding and giving soft smiles to anyone else she passed.

(she ignored that they all seemed to eye her warily, it wasn't personal, she did have a bad habit of dropping things, and it was very nice whiskey)

Hearing the faux-friendliness, and genuine-superiority, in her bosses tone, had her quirking a smile. Whoever he was talking to, he was playing with them, and it sounded like he was having fun.

She nearly dropped the tray, startling hard as the irrelevant meaningless damned s c u m guest cold-cocked her beloved adored treasured boss.

Taking a deep breath to settle her nerves and rebalance, she carefully stepped across the room, hardly aware of anyone but their guest.

The tray was placed, carefully, the chilled scotch rocks settled in glasses, carefully, the aged golden drink poured, carefully, the glass settled at the man's side, carefully, the knife pressed against his gut, carefully.

She didn't cut. Didn't have permission. Was probably already in trouble. Who even knew who this guy was. She didn't. All she knew was that she hated him. Important or not.

He was frozen, a blend of surprise and wariness, at the flat of the blade pressed against his side, and the contrast of cold-dead eyes and sweet-afable smile.

"Touch him again, and I'll carve you, cock to clavicle, and force feed you your own intestines."

Soft words, sweet in tone, but firm, and heavy with intent.

Pulling away, and she refused to even glance back at her employer, the man she owed everything to.

(a lie. she looked. she just was ignoring it. shoving it into a box to address later when her heart had calmed down and she could deal with it. when the white-knuckle grip had faded, and the trembles had stopped)

She bowed slightly, smiled even more sweetly, and made her way back out of the office with a "enjoy your drinks sirs, may you have a productive meeting"

#yakkimi #kadokura-verse #majimemegoro #shes a protective little shit #graphic threats #99% sure she could never carry through but she can make real creative threats #idk tho this Kimi is kinda fucked up so #i broke the baby #i love her so much lmfao #best part is #she has no idea who the other guy is #or how badly she might have fucked things up #and she cares but #she also doesn't #she wasn't thinking #just reacting #and she'd do it again

[ner0ticmemories]

two truths , one lie ( — @gcldenmemories .

SLITHERED , SEDUCTIVE – —– —– —– —– —– — the young feline beauty melts into her favorite person , arms dangled around his neck with the usual precious pout , " let's play a game . " she smiles [ . . . ] BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS MORE . and her true intention glistened feverishly , a quality so daring it makes temptation it's victim , " i tell one — " floating index gently connects to his third eye , " — lie out of three statements . two of which are true . . " floating index gently taps to his third eye , " youuu have to tell me which is the lie . " HOW HER SMILE GREW . he was far from a spiritual guru , but that didn't stop her . hips swivel settles her curvey rear further into her protector's embrace , clearing her throat , " okay , first , i have never been to a rodeo . . second , i love the smell of gasoline , and third , i hate the way bubble wrap feels . "

#gcldenmemories #. — ﹙ ft. ᶤᶰ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ⁏ ashley nicole .﹚ #i love her so much lmfao #like ashley what the hell xD

[shinebrightsweetdove]

okay but i still love sylvia’s “i know everything” “...i know nothing” vibe. 

#i love her so much lmfao #about sylvia

[pickledeyes]

tlt fic writers always making dulcie still sick but also partying hard are really the backbone of this fandom

#i love her so much LMFAO #tlt

[ikanebula]

Happy Jack-O'ween!!!!!

#happy halloween #jack-o' valentine #jack o' valentine #jacko valentine #jack o valentine #jacko #jacko guilty gear #ino #i-no #i no #i no guilty gear #ggxrd #guilty gear #guilty gear xrd #art #artists on tumblr #i loved drawing this #i probably missed out a few details but i cant be assed to draw them back on #i love ino's xrd design so much i should draw her more often <3 #theres so many tags for jacko bc i didnt know which one people use more LMFAO sorry #ikanebula art

[mewtwo24]

Not to be That Guy but like.

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about how Tianlang-Jun says about Luo Binghe that he pretends to be cold-hearted like his mother. The hint of fondness there, the heartache in that utterance.

Like it drives me absolutely insane. Imagining her putting on a front of strength, cold and driven and unrelenting. Why does TLJ say that about her. Did she secretly look for solutions that meant reconciling with demons instead of hurting them when her sect wasn't looking? (I wonder this because I feel like his weird fondness for SQQ would lowkey track if it's connected to the woman he once loved.) Did he mean that she was tasked with basically assassinating him and she fell in love with him instead (re: failed step one)? Did he mean that she was fond and doting in her own way (e.g. conceding he was attractive, paying for his exploits and humoring him)? Did he mean that, like LBH, she thought that power would be the thing to protect her--and that it was disguising a person who was deeply and privately wounded? All four????? I don't need sleep I need a n s w e r s

Did she know about the Huanhua Palace Master's skeevy ass intentions before she met TLJ? Or did those only come to significant light after she fell in love with TLJ? Is that why she never anticipated that level of betrayal, because initially she had no intention of being with anyone romantically? And HHPM just assumed she would be under his thumb forever?? Was she furious at her own indiscretion or did she try to use the pregnancy as a bargaining chip, a way to try to stop the immortals of Cang Qiong Mountain from attacking TLJ (plus the bonus of marriage entrapment no takesies backsies this is where LBH gets it from)? Did she try to use that claim on her to dissuade HHPM from his covetous advances, framing herself as tainted so that she could finally escape? Did she dream of a life by TLJ's side, far away from Cang Qiong Mountain?

Like. Literally every single permutation of what this could mean guts me to hell. Do you ever just cry about tianxi because I--[loud bawling noises]

#svsss #tianxi #tianlang jun #su xiyan #like this shit keeps me awake at night #i'm trying to put fic ideas together and every time i go back to that line i just #find myself trying to parse and hone out su xiyan's mannerisms/personality #zzl's descriptions help a great deal but i also love that they're limited in the sense that #1. zzl was clearly scared shitless of/disconcerted with her LMFAO #2. he was suspicious of her (as a cultivator fundamentally) and its fascinating that TLJ did not seem to share this suspicion at all #or one could argue tlj just didn't care beyond his attraction and glee being around her jkahglfdskjhsfkhjg #there is also the hilarious implication that part of what turned tlj on so much about sx is the fact that she could prbly kill him #tlj really said 'i love a woman who can and WILL kick my ass' #'none of that soft power seduction shit manhandle me or nothing' #like he always believed deep down--or at the very least wanted to believe--that she loved both him and lbh dearly #i'm not usually the fix-it fic type but the Way I Need To See Su Xiyan Destroy Huanhua Palace Master's Entire Life. #i just want sx and her boytoy to live happily ever after is that so wrong? #i also think of that person (im so sorry tumblr user i dont rmr who u are at the minute) that said there had to be trust between tlj and sx #because YES. ABSOLUTELY. I AGREE. AND I WANT IT FOR ME #don't mind me just the usual descent into madness anytime i think too hard about svsss #i need to outline damn you airplane and your refusal to expand on LBH's juicy ass backstory #ill never forgive the chinese (joke)

[crybaby-bkg]

you know how basketball players do those little conferences where they sit in front of a mic and let reporters/journalists ask them questions???? that but with pro hero Bakugou and his barely one year old baby. he walked in with his full hero gear, save for his gauntlets bc it’s hard to hold baby with them on, and he doesn’t want her to mess with it!!

and when he sits, he holds her up against his chest, her little chubby arms grabbing at the hair on his nape and tugging on his bottom lip bc she finds it so funny. he just lets her, answers the questions like there isn’t a baby trying to dig up his nose and gnaw on his cheek, leaving a trail of spittle in its wake.

she babbles on and on, her eyes lighting up in surprise when she turns to the mic and hears herself. Bakugou can’t help but laugh though, leans down to nibble on her fat little cheeks, forgets to compose himself when everyone starts snapping pictures. a reporter steps up and asks her, “Baby Dynamight, who’s the best ranking hero of this year?” and she answers, babbling a little, turning and looking at Bakugou with a gummy grin and two little teeth sprouting at the bottom as she giggles a, dada daaaa dadada!

also the baby of the group that everyone passes around. Bakugou hates giving her up to anybody, but she will twist her little body around until he damn near drops her whenever she sees Uncle Kiri sitting beside them. she stands on his thighs and tugs at his hair, then goes to Uncle Denki where she slaps at his cheeks bc he makes funny noises and faces whenever she does. Uncle Sero is next, where he bounces her on his knee before Aunt Mina swoops in to give her some nice girl gossip. Uncle Deku is always last, only because everyone knows baby will be out like a light whenever she’s in his arms and cuddled up against his chest. Bakugou is furious every time, but also a little grateful that the shitnerd was able to put his little gremlin to sleep with his boring ass face.

#I pictured him just playfully gnawing on a little chubby baby cheek earlier and almost passed away #I love chunky babies and biting them especially when they’re ticklish!!!! #I need him to give me a baby NOW!!!!!! #also hc that baby always goes to sleep whenever she’s with Izuku Hitoshi and shouto #they’re all just so calm and that relaxes her so much #maybe not Izuku in the beginning lmfao he’d be so jittery before he realizes that everything’s okay #okay bye my head hurts BUT I WONT THIS SO BAD #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #dad bkg

[aq2003]

really love how throughout a lot of smith and jones martha is really skeptical and apprehensive towards ten (+ one of my favorite exchanges between them - "what, people call you 'the doctor'?" "yeah?" "well, i'm not. far as i'm concerned, you've got to earn that title."), not taking everything he says at face value, even doubting the fact he's an alien until over halfway through the episode.. And like. i really truly think the thing that wins her over isn't him kissing her or any of the other insane mixed messages he manages to send, it's this scene here, where he /earns that title/ in her eyes:

(+ david's bit in the commentary, where he says: "[the doctor] has actually sacrificed himself, and - i would say, that that final act of selflessness is what finally, eventually, welds martha to him. [...] and she now returns it. she returns that act of selflessness.")

this is what their relationship is built on. it isn't about martha being the second-best replacement to rose or a rebound or whatever. bc it isn't really about rose. it's about doctor-in-training martha meeting someone (quite literally, "the doctor") whose ideals she aspires to, and doing her best to be the same person to him as he is to everyone else. it's about ten in return admiring her intelligence and inquisitiveness and how she cares for human life, recovering his compassion, letting himself lean on her for support - and then remembering at the most inopportune moments that he's supposed to not need anyone and be on his own forever. And around in their little nightmare loop they go where they save each other over and over until one of them breaks

i've seen ppl look at martha and go "why she does she admire/why is she so in love with ten if he acts like that to her?" or something along those lines and like. it's not just the fact she's in love with him (in fact i'd argue she actively tries to push it aside post-gridlock). it's the fact that she knows he's the kind of person to put everyone else's lives/well-being over his own. she trusts him to save her when she's in trouble even though it's been like two days at most that they've known one another bc she recognizes that same "deep all-encompassing drive to help others" in him. and she also recognizes, much much earlier than him, that he needs someone to save him, especially when he's unwilling to save himself. and yeah for a bit she thinks he returns her feelings and is just playing hard-to-get, but she realizes pretty early on that this probably isn't the case, and i think that realization fully solidifies here:

(this is when she's listening to ten talk abt gallifrey). And idk it might just be me but i think this expression isn't just her empathizing with his loss. it's also guilt, for wanting something from him that he's clearly unable to give when he's wracked with so much grief. (and you see it in the next episode, where tallulah asks if they're together and martha says for certain that they're not, and that he doesn't know about her feelings for him. she keeps everything to herself bc she now knows that when he shut her flirting down at the end of 3x01 it was the genuine reaction of someone who a) isn't interested and b) is scared of getting close with someone else again)

freema described their dynamic as "she's keener than him" and i think about this all the time. martha doesn't really take what ten throws at her. what she does instead is constantly poke holes in his already-failing front of "i will show someone the wonders of the universe so i can ignore what is wrong with me". what she does is stand up and fight him when he tries to go off on his own. what she does is put aside her well-being in favor of helping someone - just like what she saw him do for the people in the hospital when they first met. tldr, that's the doctor and his doctor and rip martha you would've loved who's gonna save u now by rina sawayama

#THIS ISNT ABOUT ROSE WE CAN STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT WHITE GIRL FOR 1 SECOND. IDC #ALL SHE DOES W REGARDS TO MARTHA IS REMIND HER THAT TEN ISNT GOING TO FALL IN LOVE W HER. #ALL SHE DOES W REGARDS TO TEN IS REMIND HIM THAT EVERY TIME HE LOVES SOMEONE HES FATED TO LOSE THEM. WE CAN IGNORE HER PAST THIS. GBLESS #martha jones #tenth doctor #dr who #ten and martha #'theyre like a rebound' shooting you with my laser eyes sorry. martha says it when she still thinks he's taking her on dates #if he hadn't opened up about gallifrey she would've been totally fine w him taking her back home #and meanwhile ten is very unaware of any kind of romantic element until like the fuckinn. last possible moment lmfao #they are doctor and mentally unstable bus driver. Or perhaps grieving man (genderneutral) and their One (1) friend that has to support them #um idk what this post is. i wanted to pick apart martha's brain for a hot second. #edit: #it's not like 5 am and i'm reading these tags and they're a lot more mean than i meant to put them down as #Not changing them bc i already wrote so much it's out there in the world already sorry. just imagine i'm saying this all nicely #10 era

[mensmommymilkers]

Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun

#in other lands #elliot schafer #luke sunborn #serene heart in the chaos of battle #trivia: the pose where Luke grabs his hair is from the unicorn scene (MY BELOVED UNICORN SCENE) #serene getting angry is in regards to her mom I love how she’s all cool and collected and then full on screams at her mother #I’m obsessed with how elliot gets tall and muscular but doesn’t process the latter #ofc had to draw the progression #then ouughhf um #the kisses #all three of them would go about it differently and it was a joy to portray #Serene and Elliot had to be aged down for their kiss bc no WAY that’d happen later lmfao #also uhm I used Laios dungeon meshi as obvious inspo for Luke #I stared at Luke’s face way too much after I drew him I feel like one of the masses 💀💀 #sorry elliot I’m letting u down #I played fast and loose with serene and Elliot’s eye colors so those aren’t fully book accurate #I like dark eyes ok

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[toffyrats]

some doodles for a fic i’m working onnnnuh

#hamilton #my art #hamilton musical #theodosia burr #john laurens #philip hamilton #marquis de lafayette #hercules mulligan #athena being there is giving ‘and bumblebee!’ LMFAO #she’s my oc i love her so much btw! #hamilton fanart #im going insane

[idyllic-affections]

neuvillette with the other archons: i will render judgement on these usurpers. the day will come during which these "gods" must stand trial.

neuvillette with nahida: no, no. not that one. that one is acceptable. :)

#aphelion speaks 🌸 #i know he said he'll still put her on trial but i think he's LYING #LMFAO I LOVE HIM. SO SO MUCH. #genshin impact #genshin #neuvillette #genshin neuvillette #nahida #genshin nahida

[gothoffspring]

I'm a hot girl, pop girl, rich girl I'm a bitch girl, fast girl, "catch me if you can" girl You a swerve girl, who the fuck are you, girl? You just wanna be me

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 occult #regina gorge #goth occults #hi y'all lol #first proper cas edit in FOREVER WHO AM IIIII #ISNT SHE SO HOT!!!!!! #this is her final form AHHH #gonna b self rbing this so much lmfao i love this fit

[smokestarrules]

Also I have some new favorite Amity screenshots.

#love how when we saw this design of hers like. years and years back #everyone including myself thought this version of her was so much more shy??? #we were SO wrong lmfao if anything this amity is Worse At Being Nice than canon amity. this is soo funny to me #look at HER. #blorbo. I miss her #toh #the owl house #amity blight #smokey speaks

[moe-broey]

I've only read the first volume of Dungeon Meshi but I'm convinced Laios and Marcille are both autistic but two EXTREMELY different flavors of autism, so much so it enables autistic PVP (one sided, Laios is unaware, possibly due to the autism)

#dungeon meshi #LIKE. WITH LAIOS it feels like a v obvious conclusion to come to hc wise but marcille....... #i vaguely know there's some stuff going on where i can guess at a few things (absorbed through osmosis) (as little spoilers as possible) #but to me she is so tryhard autism coded. getting frustrated w herself when she's slower/can't keep up w her peers/friends #physically limited. feeling the need to prove herself/scared of weighing down her allies. needs to do things 'by the books'. #stubborn streak. can accidentally say offensive things due to bluntness/overcompensation becoming an ego #she's even a picky eater. #meanwhile laios said 'hyperfixating isn't enough i need to eat it' and he fucking meant it. #honestly you could probably make an argument for any of them (main cast) being autistic. as with an hcs in general LMFAO #so much love for senshi as well. epitome of being an older dude w a niche interest and seeing an autistic young man #and going 'yeah okay. i can take you under my wing.' #all of this is so real and HAS happened to me (even being plucked up by an old man who noticed my aimless demeanor and put me to work)

[ochi-does-art]

lighting series pt 3: side lighting or whatever its called idk

#biohazard #resident evil 4 remake #separate ways #ada wong #ada wong fanart #my artwork #digital art #art study #im proud of this lmfao #if yall want a version without text ill put it on my twt #@ochi_does_art #i love her #so much #shes my husband #muah #redraw #reCURVE haha clone wars reference