#I was crying hoe

[almightaylor]

THIS SCENE IS SO INSANE IN VERTICAL HELP??! ALEX’S HIPS NEED JESUS BRO DAMN

#I JUST NOTICED THIS AND STARTED CRYING #HE IS A CERTIFIED HOE #rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry george edward james hanover stuart fox #alexander gabriel claremont diaz #rwrb spoilers #useralmightaylor

[eternallovers65]

Someone said the reason percy was looking up and down when talking to poseidon was so he could mesmerize his father's face and i-

#STFU IM CRYING LIKE WHY WOULD SAY THAT #omg i need more scenes #you know hoe poseidon appears out nowhere when its percy birthday let him do that a lot more!!! #percy is at the bathroom and oh hello father #pleaseeee pleaseeee #the director said take 5 but walker and toby heard change lives and that's they did #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson #poseidon #walker scobell #toby stephens

[hauntingjasper]

"I'm calling a truce!"

The truce in question:

#can you tell that my favorite comic of them is the spooktacular one #i love the colors they chose for Marshall oh my god they look so nice #I can't stop thinking how this pose looks similar to BB's pov of them but gayer and it wasn't even on purpose I'm crying #Gumball is a dramatic hoe no matter who's drawing him #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #marshall lee #prince gumball #gumlee #prince gumball x marshall lee

[ryllen]

they caught u cheating with all of them event  |  [x]

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott #it made me laugh so much at the audacity of the choices; and then there's sam at the end SMILING WHILE CALLING THEM BOYS I M DYING #like he could use guys ; BUT HE USES BOYS FSHDHSDH LIKE A LEADER OF SOME BOY GANG ; FORGETTING IT DOES NOT CONSIST OF SEBASTIAN ONLY #why does our farmer look at alex in a 'help me' way; is it because we know he has the softest heart; or jock be like hoes before bros; or #he just pridefully thought we want protection from him; nevertheless; god damn it's so hot how he's so stern like he really despises ur #wrongdoing ; 'typical' who HAD HURT U BEFORE AND GET AWAY BY CRYING FOR U TO SAY THIS??????? ; ALEEEEEXXX............!!!!!!!!!!!! #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew harvey #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew valley alex #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley shane #stardew valley elliott #fanart #anyhow i love how they jumped 3 times before declaring what they agreed on doing together; i imagine they thump the pool table in unison #in anger; that's a very bros move #despite the topic; it actually looks very fun the way they all gather together despite all difference; fhsdsh farmer unites them in a way #i love the way they are in unison pissed off when u start to use the crying move; like; Y E A RIGHT don't think we didn't expect that

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

Imma need 14 to sigh and swoon all throughout the giggle bc he misses the master and toymaker isn't a villain as good, as cunty or as smart as him

#the toymaker is for sure worse than the master #like truly devious #and I need 14 to just cry over missing his bestie/husband/love of his life/nemesis #“who is this evil hoe? donna I need koschei where he at” #don't mind me y'all I'm just sleep deprived and thoschei trash #dr who #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #tensimm #thoschei #donna noble

[kcciny]

In all honesty I doubt that anybody from the round table would survive eating a bowl of Kireis special Mapo Tofu

#bedivere is the only one who I think would come close but the rest? #Gawain has to eat it while the sun is it up or else he just goes back to the throne of hoes #Tristan would be crying (unsure if he likes it or not) #saber lancelot is close to destroying his taste buds and becoming berserk #mordred acts cool but you can see that they are dying #agravain just gives it to the people in his torture chamber #NO WAIT maybe he would like it 🤔 #idk about the rest but you get what I mean #fgo #fate grand order #fate

[hotcupofdragons]

 if I don’t see a flashback of when Balerion was alive at least ONCE during this show I may cause a riot. I want to see the monstrous beauty that was nicknamed the black dread 

#balerion #house of the dragon #hotd #viserys #Rhaenyra #daemon #balerion the black dread #i need to see this damn dragon or i may cry #ill still love the show regardless im just a hoe for dragons #vhagar #caraxes #syrax

[boysbeloving]

okay...it happened...the way-babe showdown

the enigma reveal...babe's face when charlie told him it was way oh god oh god oh god

i did NOT KNOW that way legit tries to sexually assault babe....and omg babe is so scared and helpless and upset and he can't DO ANYTHING coz way is using his powers on him touching him and kissing him forcefully good god it was PAINFUL to watch

and the whole fight between way and babe....way's desperation, babe's hurt and anger....this is delicious angst i'll give them that

and i'm SO IMPRESSED with nut and pavel....BRILLIANT acting

#and now someone please hold me #i had to pause the episode...go to the bathroom to cry some more.....drink water to hydrate and then make this post #oh man it's....wow #i love it i love it i love it #i'll rewatch the scene coz i'm not anything if not an angst hoe #d watches vroom vroom the series #pit babe #pit babe the series

[dykefaggotry]

like okay the whole "anyone who uses the term trans man can't be a lesbian" argument I don't necessarily agree with (don't start shit w me on this okay I understand and see both sides of this argument and I'm not getting into it rn) but I Understand where it's coming from and which assumptions and misunderstandings are being made to get there but. transmasculine lesbians? lmao please be so serious for but a moment. me being hairy w a testosterone dominant system and not having boobs means I can't be a lesbian or a woman? do tell me quickly what argument that sounds like. you sound so smart rn. also like. some lesbians want to be hairy and masculine. saying that we Cannot want that is so unbelievably sexist idek where to begin. there's a long documented history of butches that use he/him and get called sir and just bc You want to live in ur hairless feminine fantasy world of pretty women frolicking in a field doesn't mean the rest of us are gonna be there w you

#JUST. LOTS OF THOUGHTS #sorry I'll probably delete this bc responding to trolls is stupid BUT #I'm not sober and I must bitch somewhere #clowns. #ppl will see women making their own choices w their own bodies and start shitting throwing up and crying #the hoes are always mad abt lesbianism lol same shit different era

[ohrightgaypeople]

n- nO but the way Xixi is always so gentle with Jian I- yUo dOn'T uNDeRstAnD 😭😭😭😭

even in the future, when his pissed at Jian Yi disappearing and just coming back like nothing happened. like Zheng Xi's WORST nightmare didn't came true and he definitely felt like a failure - he couldn't keep his promise; and this bitch comes back like he just took a vacation (and it's justified, but Xixi doesn't know and maybe he can't know)

his anger and resentment and sadness and confusion; we can see he's struggling (in the current days) with all those feelings and the ones, the ones he couldn't name during their childhood and teenage years - that he wasn't ready to name, couldn't understand nor accept his romantic love and devotion (they're both boys! it shouldn't be like that, right?) - coming back full force.

and, oh, the regret! the feeling that maybe he was too late to save his bff; too late to name that feeling between them; the guilt - yet even then, despite having their relationship being put on pause for years, his all-encompassing care and protective nature when it comes to his best friend wins out everything else

#19 days #zhanyi #is so important to me #I know tianshan is my main hoe but they're my ogs #I can never get over this bff to bfs trope when is done right #and #zhang zheng xi #jian yi #relationship is so beautiful #ILL CRY FOREVER OVER THESE GAYS

[therealnoot]

POV:

#NootScribbles #POV:You’re being yelled at for not knowing the Wi-Fi password while also being asked why you’re so ugly? (you’re also schizophrenic) #I love drawing my characters suffering #shouldn’t have been a hoe jinx #why don’t you go cry about it

[allylikethecat]

Omg, also a TS fan since debut and I massively took a step back from her personally prior to the reputation era because of her antics and victim complex. The music will always mean so so much to me, her lyrics mean so much to me, but her actions as a person and TS™️ as an entity is just weird and greedy. I think she accrued a lot of fans when she disappeared for a while who've completely constructed a narrative in their heads of who she is and they believe it and are eating up this current era, but those who've been here a long time know how PR and image driven it is. Exhausting.

I apologize in advance I have been having way too many feelings about this whole situation and how it relates to my identity as a 28 year old woman and you are about to get an oversharing novel in response lol

Also, I guess CW: this post is about Taylor Swift and if anyone sends me any kind of hate or whatnot related to my own personal opinions and feelings I will be deleting it because I am NOT playing that game.

My Aunt bought me the Debut album CD at a concert after seeing her open for Rascal Flatts. She was like "I thought that you would like her!" and she was RIGHT Taylor Swift became my entire personality. One of my FAVORITE core memories as a child was the day Fearless came out. For some reason we didn't have school, and my Mom and I watched Taylor on the Ellen show, and then we went to Target and bought the physical CD, we then drove around town so we could listen to it together. My mom hasn't been well and that is one of my favorite memories of us together. It's silly but when you're in middle school that kind of thing is important to you. Then in high school I actually got MADE FUN OF for wearing Taylor merch and being excited about Red. BUT I loved her music and felt like she actually stood for something, so I brushed it off and continued to be a HUGE Swiftie. I had the Taylor Swift dolls, I had the perfumes, I had the LOVE LOVE LOVE bracelet, I had the sundresses from WALMART. I saw her on the Fearless and 1989 tours, I had the fucking 1989 haircut. I was supposed to go to Loverfest.

I was still a HUGE Swiftie during the post 1989-pre Reputation eras, then the Reputation era. I'm a few years younger than her, but I felt like I could relate to the kind of manic panic that she was sharing with us (lol turns out I was just unmedicated and we're doing much better now). It felt (in my probably naive mind) like she was experiencing the same insecurities that I was and reacting accordingly. Was she playing the victim at times? Oh 100% BUT I also fully believe that she thought she was one. (Plus... Kim is my least favorite Kardashian lol)

I LOVED the Lover era even as it was shit on at the for the sunshine rainbow hyper colorful aesthetic. Like, I don't know if new fans realize but when Lover was released? It was NOT as beloved as it is now. Then Folklore and Evermore were absolute genius, it felt like Taylor had grown up, and she got all of these new fans, which was great! She was in an "adult" relationship and her music and publicity choices seemed to reflect that. It was so refreshing to see a celebrity keeping their personal life, personal, and sharing what they wanted to share through music. Midnights broke all kinds of records, again, amazing! Even if it wasn't as strong as say Folklore. I fought for my life and got Eras Tour tickets (opening weekend!!) I had the BEST TIME EVER.

Taylor has always been extremely calculated with her public image. She was over exposed during The 1989 era and the public turned on her, so I truly cannot figure out why she is doing it again 100x in this new era of whatever the fuck this is. I don't know her, maybe she is legitimately happy, or maybe this is a cry for help. But I have been so grossed out by her behavior lately, and how in your face everything is with Kelce. It's no secret that I hate Kelce (and people that know me IRL know that it's not a new Taylor related thing lol) and if she actually loves him, fine, that's great for her, BUT we don't need to see it! Yes she was public when she was dating Calvin but ALSO she was what 25-26? She's a 34 year old woman now with the biggest platform of any celebrity ever. She feels too old (and this is not me age shaming her because I would be grossed out if my friends were doing it, and I would be embarrassed if *I* were to ever do it) to be licking a man's face in public like this. This feels like sorority girl in her first college relationship (I was *in* a sorority for a hot second so this isn't hate on sorority girls either!) and not record breaking Grammy award winning artist. ALSO I feel like she used to come across as so articulate and well spoken? Controversial opinion but I thought she sounded like a fucking idiot in that Time Person of the Year piece.

I think that this whole thing is PR for something, but because it just feels too icky to be real, but I don't know what it's PR for, (trying to bury the Matty situation from May? Because if so that just makes me even more sad for him or trying to get back at Joe? Which if that's the case, I feel bad for him too and she's even more immature than I thought) and now, for the first time, AFTER SIXTEEN YEARS I'm embarrassed to be a fan of her, both because of her own actions and also the actions of her fanbase as a whole.

It feels really weird, and I know I'm being parasocial about it, but when the times got bad I always had her music to fall back on and now I just, I don't know it feels cheapened somehow because the current image that's being crafted doesn't match the one that we originally fell for. And you know what, people change, she's a celebrity, I don't know her, what she does DOES NOT affect me any way, and how I feel does not AFFECT HER in the slightest, and I know it's being parasocial but I feel like a big part of me is in mourning about it. Less because of her changing her image so drastically, and more so because I feel like I'm mourning the loss of childhood and joy that used to be associated with her music for me and I think that's what's making me the most sad.

I have Eras tour tickets for one of the London dates this summer. I'm probably going to still go, because I paid for them, and I also have tickets to see Noah Kahan that same week in London (... and also the Longines tour has ALSO decided that the London stop is that week...) But I don't consider myself a "big fan" anymore. Maybe I will be one day again, but this current image that she's putting out just isn't it for me.

Sorry for the longest Taylor related novel in existence, I have had a lot of bottled up feelings about this that feel ridiculous typing out and sharing out loud BUT I know I will feel better sending them into the interwebs and your ask was the perfect catalyst.

Thank you so much for sending this in and for your continued support! I hope you continue to enjoy my fics and my secret sports hot takes 😂

❤️Ally

#allylikethecat #ask ally #anon ask #keep it kind #i am so sorry this got so long #i just started word vomiting and couldnt stop #then i started crying thinking about my mom #and yeah anyway i am 100% sober just dramatic lol #dont worry i will still be working on you know where the city is #Fictional!2014/2015 taylor has not made me sad lol #and i know it doesnt matter or actually impact me and its super parasocial and probably not healthy that im sad about all of this #BUT i love projecting my feelings and shit onto other things #and why deal with the ~other trauma~ in my life #when i could just... be bummed out about taylor swift turning into a trashy hoe instead of the poet we thought she was #BUT IN IMPORTANT AND EXCITING NEWS #the way i am so hype for this beyonce country album #im not even a beyonce stan #i dont even know if i would go as far as saying im a casual fan #but 16 carriages is so good #and im so excited to see what the rest of the album has in store #also please be nice to me im being vulnerable on the internet #because i am too stubborn to be vulnerable in real life #... there is a 75% chance i am going to panic delete this later but oh well here it is

[loserdiaz]

i have surgery today :(( i'm scared :(( if i die, pls play louis tomlinson at my funeral

#pspspsps im being dramatic #its dental surgery #but also i am TERRIFIED of the dentist and im literally crying and shaking and throwing rn #april rambles #just dumb hoe stuff

[thesillyvivi]

tried mixing concept design w offical design

#devil may cry #dmc nico #thesillyvividoodles #art #on an unrelated note #i swear everytime i draw my style just spontaneously shifts into something completely different than what i did my last drawing in #girl please just settle on Something youre driving the hoes (me) insane

[randomwriteronline]

full bodies and a bust! With some attempts at clothing! Wow

feat. in order: Krahka, Ehlek, Matau, Pohatu, Vezon, Artakha, Tamaru, and Karzhani

#bionicle #humanized bionicle #krahka #ehlek #matau #pohatu #vezon #artakha #tamaru #karzhani #blood tw #random draws #ehlek is all decked out for a meeting/date with his 5 hoes #yes krahka is naked. yes matau has exposed cleavage. yes thats pohatu underwear. they can be a lil slutty. as a treat. #artakha's was meant to be a tarot card (the hierophant) #fun fact but i constantly forget tamaru isnt a gal! the transfem hc has seeped into my bones it seems. anyways BIG BIRD HANDLER GLOVE #and karzhani performing open heart surgery hours :) he is this close to crying :)

[aesterblaster]

Warning 205 spoilers

UHHHHH Kenyu getting help for his treatment? Ego knowing all along and still giving him a chance, still letting him play? Respecting his decision just like Chigiri's even if it was pushing themselves so hard. Even being able to play in the U20, something he couldn't have imagined doing after his diagnosis....

Kenyu trying to keep it a secret because he thinks people will pity him only to recive nothing but support and trust-

#IM GOING TO CRY BRO #kenyu yukimiya #UHSGAHAHHSSGSHJASJSSKD #blue lock #bllk #UHHAHAHHGGUUGGHHH #character analysis #character examination #IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN. I LOVE HOE BLUE LOCK HANDLES DISABLED CHARACTERS. #plot analysis