#I'm an embarrassment to society

[dudefrommywesterns]

he needs to stop doing this or I'll have no choice but to shut his mouth with a kiss

#I'm an embarrassment to society #set this blog on fire with me in it #♡ anyone who has given love will always live on in another's heart — ⌜ arthur pendragon ⌟ #typewriter dings

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

#answers #I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like #I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡 #And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it #Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him #Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways #Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are #Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though #I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't #He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold #And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be #Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps #They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon' #And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing #Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any. #Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common #But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE #*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying #Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around #Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST #So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while

[welcometogrouchland]

Babygirl I can concieve of stephcass dynamics you couldn't even imagine (arospec Cass not understanding why "probably bi but has a job so she doesn't have time to think about that" Steph apparently needs a man (she doesn't, it would just be nice) and doesn't want to platonically settle down with cass in their old age)

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #stephcass #another sure to be no-notes banger #anyway I think steph and cass are both very. meh on labels #like i said Steph has a job (in my heart it's retail or like a fast food joint or something but in canon its just being batgirl/spoiler) #so she's not thinking about that rn #and cass was raised so outside of conventional society that she. technically understands why ppl want labels for things #but when you grow up in essentially a few rooms with just you and one other guy 90% of the time it just feels unnecessary in her heart #likewise she was raised so far from conventional romance and has such strong emotions about those she cares about #that she's just. not that interested in delineating romantic vs platonic feelings. She Likes You. Deal w/ it #steph on the other hand. oh boy steph #I'm not gonna say comphet I genuinely think she was deeply madly in love w/ tim and that's important to her character #but at the same time she's so. she's so #steph puts a lot of stock in her romantic relationships bc shes on a perpetual quest for connection and to be seen and appreciated #but. at the same time. she resents that part of her i think (at least early spoiler characterization does?- #-local girl desperately wants your approval and would rather be waterboarded than admit that to herself bc that's embarrassing) #so she's just kinda. acting like she's in it for the fun of it but that girl is searching for a soulmate #i genuinely think pre break-up she thought tim was the guy she was gonna marry. not consciously but if it were anyone it'd be him #and the whole ''married with kids'' thing IS something i think she wants. not every female character wants to be married/a mom #but Stephanie does imo #(also lets not even get into how much her breakup with tim SHOULD'VE effected her considering how it went down- #-and how that was never really gone into besides being hinted at in batgirls and kinda. dismissed in Tim's pride special- #-like on the one hand i get it bc of optics but on the other hands. he's really important to her! this should make her so much more upset!! #ahem. anyway #I'm not even the worlds biggest tim/stephanie guy i just think they're inch resting #and Cass. is close w/ Tim and Steph and should Get all of this since she's so adept at reading ppl #but like I said she's bad at categorizing platonic/romantic feelings in herself and doesn't totally Get it w/ steph #i should just write fic about this at this point these tags are too much

[refusetobesilent]

I think all my body hair is grown out and I was looking at myself in the mirror and I was wondering if I need to go to a doctor? like if I have a hormone imbalance? Because I thought there's no way this is a normal amount of hair for a woman to have?

Anyway I thought about that a bit more and I came to the conclusion that I honestly have no idea what a normal amount of hair for a woman is. I don't know if every woman would naturally end up looking like me if she stops shaving or if I really do have some kind of hormone imbalance because I have never seen a woman with body hair. And that's just sad.

#there's health implications to all this!! #it's really sad and now i'm literally embarrassed to ask #anyway. #it's fine i'm not mad at society at all #radical feminism #radblr #anti shaving

[jula483]

LTAT TRAILER LET'S GO

#rhett and link #Stevie #LTAT #mythical society #LTAT my beloved #!!! #rhink #i'm screaming so loud at ''getting ready to have sex with link'' #and singing segment??? #and the fuck marry kill #i'm gonna die of embarrassment probably #even tho i sent my tweet too #lmao #my post

[james-stark-the-writer]

sometimes the way you people talk about Riverdale really makes me feel like you guys are anti-art lmao

#the day society thought there was 'bad art' and that inherently meant it had no value and was better off not existing was the day we lost. #'oh we're so glad it's over' you don't even watch the show. #'how did they ruin such a good show?' i don't believe you have actually seen S01 bc it was actually garbage. easily the worst season. #like S01 legitimately is some of the most boring TV. #and if you like it that's fine but to say it was a good show in S01 is so wjfsjfnsbdhd #raise your standards please #anyway uh some of you just are assholes and very much anti-art with the way you talk about some stuff #art is like meant to communicate something and express a feeling and evoke an emotion. my god. #the way some of you conceptualize it as just mindless entertainment is so embarrassing and sad. #like truly i mean i'm sad for you. you're missing out on so many unparalleled art experiences if all you're looking for is 'good art' #won't get into it under here but that FriendlySpaceNinja Riverdale video is so dogshit specifically BECAUSE it embodies this exact idea #'good writing always wins' you don't get art. you flat out don't. #to conceptualize art as only being 'good' (having value) if it has 'good writing' is such a stupid and capitalist way of thinking about art #anyway that societal critique would eat away at my tag limit so i won't get into it. #james talks #riverdale #not exclusive to Riverdale by the way. also very much applies to something like twilight. #like we've already done such a cultural reevaluation of twilight but i still see so many takes on it that are like 'this shouldn't exist' #and it's very inherently anti-art. also fundamentally the idea of 'good art' is just such dogshit but like go watch the CJ the X video— #on subjectivity in art for a much more comprehensive take on that. they break it down a lot better than i can in tags. #disliking something and understanding it isn't for you isn't the same thing as saying it shouldn't exist btw. #'twilight was not my taste' and 'twilight ruined vampires' or 'twilight is toxic and should've never been written' aren't the same. #like disliking something as an artistic piece bc it doesn't do anything for you is fine! good even. that's like the whole point of art! #but the whole 'burn it down' and 'this is ruining culture and TV' takes are so insufferable and anti-art lol

[insomnianightss]

I am only now realizing that this particular pose is probably inspired by the dead poets society and I feel so stupid for not noticing earlier

#I mean it is right? It would be even more embarrassing if it isn't and I'm posting this lmao #my chemical romance #mcr #dead poets society

[electricea]

okay so i totally forgot about ghostbusters and today ended up being pretttty insane - all of the asshole customers came out in droves, too - found one of my co-workers crying in the staff bathroom. i know you've got kids and you're in a rush to see the movie and to get all your shit, but friendly reminder to treat your customer service workers with respect and not make it a point to belittle us, be aggressive to us or better yet, embarrass us. (:

#i felt bad because something like that happened to me not long ago. #this asshole would keep leaning over to his son #and loudly noting how bad the service was. #like trying to embarrass me. #and yeah i did have to take a moment and also (: #you're raising that kid to be a real bang up member of society who'll treat service workers great i'm sure. #i like the job i just hate the people sometimes.

[domorebemore]

gotta do more, gotta be more - a charlie "nuwanda" dalton playlist

#already posted this multiple times but didnt tag or label it properly bc i was embarrassed. now idgaf. who cares #i think i'm finally done adding songs to this #charlie dalton #nuwanda #dead poets society #dps #spotify

[tmbswhodunit]

Who Did Dunnit? The Reveal List

for those of you who haven't had the time to check out the collection yet (link here), this is the list for you!

Again, a huge thanks to everybody who joined in. I hope everybody had fun :)

mysteriouseggsbenedict - i have spent my life clamoring towards it

lizard-woman-from-earths-core-2 -> The Alpaca

oflightningandstars -> We'll both be completely at home in midair

acollectionofcuriousreblogs -> The Interview

sophieswondergarten -> Don't Grow Up Too Fast

ae-jurumi - Card Games

crow-in-springtime - Cat fic

heyitsthatonesmolgay -> ART: A Psychic Among Us

mvshortcut -> Steady On

fandom-queen-13 -> Fairytale

mashpotatoequeen -> petrichor

nobodysdaydreams -> Sirens of the Sea and Sky

WE DID IT!!!!

#who dun it tmbs challenge #the mysterious benedict society #meant to get thos out earlier but wifi cut out for #several hours #so #that was fun #i look forward to carefully finding and reading all the conspiracies tomorrow to declare our winner #something that was supposed to happen today and just didn't #whelp #i am so proud of everyone who took the time to create #you all are so very lovely #i'm lucky i found a group of humans as wonderful as you #<3 <3 <3 #and i am COMING with ALLL the comments #the restraint i have shown #not gushing over everything #you have no idea #i hope i got everyone right that would be embarrassing if i got it wrong

[sophieswundergarten]

I just realised that there are people out there who have only seen the show and who do not grasp the full Incidence of Kate's bucket.

Because. She does not get the nice, shiny red bucket with a lid until after the first book (Milligan gives it to her, or at least helps, I believe).

This child is carrying around a bucket that looks like she just picked it up from a construction site by belting it to her hip. She takes all of the things out of it, stuffs them in her pockets, and lays it on its side for her to roll as a way to get across the Squares/Rectangles room in the tests.

She fills it with water and drops it on the Executives when they're chasing her and Constance.

I'm pretty sure she also empties it and turns it upside down to use as a stool at some point.

I love the details they added for the show because it fits much better with how that is run, but I just want to get across how ridiculous it would be to see a twelve year old walking around with just. A full-on metal bucket. Hanging from her belt. And everyone just treats it like it's normal.

#I get that there was other stuff going on #But I was surprised more people (especially the adults) didn't comment on the absurdity of Kate's bucket #I've always loved it because it's essentially an extra pocket that you can use independently of your clothes #And because of all the stuff she carried #But even I as a strange little socially inept child could see that people were likely to stop me and ask if I carried a bucket around #And I was not prepared to invite that level of social interaction into my life #Anyways can you tell it's another night where Sophie can't sleep? #I need to stop posting now because my brain filter is broken and I'm going to say something else stupid and embarrass myself #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #kate wetherall

[thedressagedraft]

I need a tranquilizer after all that, tbh.

#personal #fob #2ourdust #actually is lowkey so embarrassing that i can feel so much about a band #and i know being a fan is a thing #men would never be judged for being emotional after a sport game of some kind #but for some reason i feel like i am doing too much for and about my favorite band #is it because i'm a woman and society says i shouldn't have such strong interests in that anymore? #or something else #therapy next week is gonna be wild already bc i'm going to bring up my existential dread 😅 but maybe we'll have time to touch on this

[no-one-hears-me]

I've spent too much time on the verge of suicide to be here today

#suicide tw #that's genuinely embarrassing #why haven't I done it yet. what am I staying here for #the truth is that I am a hopeful person deep inside and I want a decent future #I don't want to die in misery without ever knowing anything different #but the realistic part of me knows that I will never live a peaceful life #my hope is built on the fact that much of my misery stems from my environment and therefore I think that leaving will make me happy #and there is so much truth to that. I would be happier in different circumstances #but that doesn't change the lifetime of abuse and social isolation that has fundamentally damaged me as a person #I will carry the past with me wherever I go and it's impossible for me to escape #I will never be someone that was equipped to function in society and that is no fault of mine but I alone carry the burden #which really upsets me. why is my life ruined over someone else's choices? it's so easy to destroy someone #and so I know I will never truly change #I've had an ed for over 5 years I've been casually suicidal for like 10 years. also this happened during important formative years #I'm never gonna be mentally healthy. why do I keep holding on to the future #I wanna do something drastic #I wanna cut people out of my life. like past friends that are somewhat current #I'm easy to take advantage of bc I'm so lonely and desperate for a friend #and I wanna stop talking to the people that don't value me bc I know they don't care and it makes me sad all the time #but the problem is that I am desperate for a friend. and I don't wanna lose anyone even if they are shitty #unfortunately I still love them even if they don't care about me #that's so pathetic tbh but I can't help it. I love everyone #Sera

[6cular]

satoru, please relay this message to your dick : my dearest satoru's dick, it isn't true that i think you're boring . i said so in jest, and the truth's the entire opposite     from the day i first held you in my hand, i knew a life not spent exercising my privilege to play with you would be one foolishly lived and sorely wasted . you've filled my life, just as you fill me . forever yours, suguru . ♥

  he watched his lover get up , grumble under his breath and limp toward the shower ; maybe he went too far . maybe he should grow some balls and say sorry for how eagerly he was ruining the peace of suguru's neighbors who had knocked against the wall a few times during it to demand some dignity and silence . but he also watches suguru sit on the edge of the bed and start to talk while staring at his very naked crotch . they mirror their grins here and there , satoru puts his phone away to sit up straighter , to tuck damp black behind an ear . ❛ he says you're welcome to kiss him , it'd make him feel better . but now you gotta get on your four so i can talk to suguru's sugarbutt . i was so aggressive with him today . ❜  his free hand gives the supple flesh a small pinch as white locks decorate his grinning blues . it's natural to kiss his neck , to untangle the white towel so he could slip his hand between warm thighs and stroke one ever so tenderly . and finally , to mumble when their foreheads touch ; ❛ are you hurting anywhere ? ❜

#ungest #` gojo satoru ❜ ... 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 #usfw #they make everyone so embarrassed the jujutsu society should fucking execute them #he's saying that but he's literally gonna eat him out just bc suguru smells fresh and clean again i'm sorry

[izvmimi]

tell us about Izuku putting you in a mating press when you’re sad then 🎤

THE FACT THAT I WAS ALREADY WRITING THIS

#i'm cryinggggggggggggg #the draft is in the other tab #yk i'm gonna go do something else i'm so embarrassed #let me go contribute positively to society #mimi replies #treasures: gray

[dudefrommywesterns]

i saw my gif again and actually kicked my feet. in the car. in public.

#dude I'm so sorry I'm an embarrassment to society #typewriter dings