#I'm having a bagel

[freyaswolf]

It's a second breakfast kind of day

#overcast and rainy #gloomy day #working from home #kinda depressed #I'm having a bagel

[the-meme-monarch]

do you think kk was just fucking w capn during the 400 bagels scene and was just committing to the bit

#i really want to think he couldve been bc he Doesnt giveyou the 400 bagels even if you ask #he COULD have stacked them on your head like sans does w frisk w the hotdogs just all at once #also the 'ypu were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly #'just kidding you cant carry that many' couldve meant you didnt actually ask for the 400 bagels but. am i wrong to think kris would try #just picturing kris going 'yeah ill take 400 bagels please' and kk's smile kinda awkwardly faultering like 'oh i was just kidding. I'm n #im not giving you 400 bagels for 80$' #words from the monarch #scc #deltarune

[tum-bakery]

could I please ask 🫄🤢 for Exis and 🤤🤒 for Belle? <3

This Ask Game

Exis

🫄- It's not very likely most of the time, they've got a pretty big capacity before it really reaches over eating levels, and they're usually at a bit of a calorie deficit with how active they are and of often they change forms. (Not to mention they're pretty focused on not over burdening the folks around them-) That being said...

There have been a LOT of time that's their own body works against them. They'll think they have more room because they were just/ are a larger creature, and when they change back their stomach gets smaller but their meal stays the same size. This has lead them to being obnoxiously stuffed on more than one occasion.

🤢- That's a really tough one because their stomach changes pretty frequently, but I'd say coffee and chocolate wouldn't do their tummy any good, and they try to avoid either when they can since they don't even really like the flavor.

Belle

🤤- I did not expect this to be as hard to answer as it was, but I'll give it a shot. She's not the biggest fan of having a really sloshy feeling stomach, so she likes to fill up first, but nothing quite matches that absolutely all encompassing, delightful and cozy feeling of filling in all the gaps of her stomach with a warm drink or broth at the end of a big meal. Even better when she ate something bready and absorbent so she can really push herself to feel just over perfectly full.

🤒- Belle isn't super prone to tummy aches, but she's pretty far from having a steel gut. She's just very careful about what she eats. She IS however a bit more likely to get tummy aches when she's spending time with friends and wants to be polite- or when she tries to push her limits and eat more than usual.

#bakerspeakin #goods from the ba.kery #stuffing #belly kink #feeding kink #tw: food #Exis has also on more than one occasion eaten a normal amound then tried to shift SMALLER only to feel incredibly stuffed #Belle really likes bread bowls full of soup- bread in general lol #Her fav breakfast is some loaded bagels with eggs all topped off with a warm glass of tea with milk #shapeshifter oc #belle n chrys #I'm having WAY too much fun writing these actually omg...

[deadcrowcalling]

me remembering exams start next week

#they start on a MONDAY #in first period like bruh #at least give me a day to mentally prepare myself #and because of how the exam schedule is set this year i've got to do MATH first thing in the morning #bro it's gonna be like 8:00 AM #and i'm gonna have to do math #i'm literally like a few years away from being an adult and i still don't know my 7's and 8's times tables #like i know 1-6 but that's it bro #how am i supposed to do math at 8 in the morning broo 😭 #i am NOT finding the area of that shape fuck you #i want to be asleep in my bed not drawing triangles with the old broken protractors #i am not fixing to do math that early in the morning i'm sorry im not #it is 8 AM BRO i want a BAGEL and to watch reruns of FRIENDS while im half awake #not doing MATH #FUCK MATH BROO #i hate math #im yapping im sorry #yap yap yap #i hate math so much #i'm dropping out istg #but i cant #gotta finish the end of year exams for neil 😔 #do it for neil guys #gays can't do math #i sure can't #wheres cameron when you need him #can bro come do my homework #at least help me do it pls #that's all i ask #wheres a smart ginger kid when you need em

[captainofthetidesbreath]

I'm a Midst subscriber and I've been waiting excitedly (but very politely and quietly, I did not send spoilers or messages at all) for the past 2 weeks to see how you would react to the episode because I could tell it would drive you insane in a good way, you have a very specific brand haha. Also I want to strangle Costigan with my bare hands. :D I'll be enjoying reading everything and anything you have to say on the episode!

I'm so flattered!!! I have SO many things to say, once I get my thoughts in order because it's just AHHH. Costigan is SO MUCH. I love her as a character and find her narrative role and influence SO fascinating, and if we ever see her again, I'm going to fucking claw her other goddamn eye out! :D

I'm going nuts! In the best way! You were SO right about that! God, I have to percolate all my thoughts because GOD. There's so much to say. Like I said WAY, way, way back (before Change, iirc), I had so many questions about the Phineas-Spahr-Costigan lineage, and BY GOD, did this explain so much. These roots run deep, indeed.

I'm so flattered that you thought of me though! And that you look forward to my thoughts! That's so sweet of you ;-;

#god I'm going to take a walk and get some coffee and some bagels bc jesus i have to put these thoughts together #Midst spoilers #Midst things

[dykefaggotry]

I literally work at a coffee shop and I've been off sick for 2 days but ALL my body wants rn is coffee shop food/beverages. when I could literally just wait till I go to work tomorrow and get them for free/discounted

#me: eat what we have at home #my body: you want a latte and bagel SO bad..... #literally already had one this morning but I desire more I'm in hell

[filet-o-feelings]

I usually hate getting my oil changed because there's too many noises at the dealership, but it’s quiet today and I got an iced coffee for the first time in weeks AND I got to pet a dog! It's shaping up to be a pretty good day.

#I almost didn’t get my oil changed even though I'm due and driving halfway across the state tomorrow #but I'm being responsible and it paid off #hell yeah cute fluffy dog! #and finally getting use out of the gift cards my brother gave me over a year ago lol #gonna get another iced coffee and a bagel for tomorrow morning before my drive #since the dunkin near my house is temporarily closed ☹️ #I could go to the other coffee shop down the road I guess #but I always forget about it because I always somehow end up spending like $20 on coffee and a sandwich #but they do have really good coffee and sandwiches #i'm rambling again #I blame boredom sitting in the waiting room #ignoring my history of rambling in the tags

[slightlytoastedbagel]

I still don't fucking understand ruikasa

#no because. to be fair I haven't read wonder halloween #but there's just... nothing??? I can see anywhere else in the game #yes they're the troublemaker duo at kamikou but compare that to every other dynamic within wxs #emu and tsukasa have a lot in the main story (as does rui and nene plus they're childhood friends) #emu and rui in later events have the whole thing with how their time together is only temporary #plus autism to autism communication #emu and nene have the gaming event plus you can see how much nene grows to care for everyone but ESPECIALLY EMU #idk maybe it's just me being dumb and being sick of seeing them everywhere but like. I just don't see anything romantic #which is half the argument for qpr polyshow. the other half is just. look at them. #ahhh this may just me being angry about mlm dominating sekai but also I don't have this problem with akitoya soooo #I'm not main tagging this I don't have a death wish #bagel's rambles #if anyone wants to talk ruikasa to me please do if only so I can somewhat understand it #this whole thing was spurred on by the poll yes how could you tell?

[britomart]

the conses... they're quencing

#remember when i posted my beautiful cream cheese blueberry bagel #i may or may not have neglected to mention i'm lactose intolerant and gluten sensitive on a bad day

[lunapwrites]

Nothing worse than when your partner says something really fucking funny and you go to immortalize it in no context text form and you have already forgotten the punchline.

Bean please for the love of God can I have at least one of my brain cells back. I am begging you.

#I'm not even in the sleep deprived stage yet #this is all me #as i explained to a friend #if you have ADHD and you choose to reproduce #be prepared for ADHD+ #ADHD hard mode #i still can't get over needing to stop myself from pouring oat milk on my bagel okay #it's not great lol #anyway #this post is actually about an mtg card #Sphinx of the Second Sun specifically #which i pulled a foil of last night #much to my partner's dismay #bc now i can replace the non shiny one in my deck #with the shiny one #and continue making everyone at the table SUFFER #affectionately #lp plays magic #Bean posting

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

Men stop commenting on my food challenge.

#commenting on how eating bagels isn't healthy despite the man commenting being fat themselves #so like whatever that's annoying but oh well #then I'm eating pistachios which are “healthy” and the maintenance guy gives me shit about the salt being bad for me #like at least 3-4x a week the whole two men at my workplace have to say some shit about what I'm eating #fucking mind your business #i'm sooooo tired of my whole life people fucking commenting on my food #and i can't even bring up my eating disorder history bc no one believes it or they congratulate me #no one believes someone obese can have a restrictive eating disorder #and if you finally manage to get someone to believe you they congratulate you on your weight loss #fat people can have eating disorders that aren't strictly binge eating #and eating disorders should not be encouraged or congratulated #ahhhhhhh i'm gonna lose it one day #just stop fucking commenting on my food or health #kfi txt #tw eating disorder

[an-aura-about-you]

I baked some cookies using the same recipe I used last time (ie the one on the back of the bag of chocolate chips) and even though I didn't make them into cookie bars they turned out very cakey. They're still good, but considering there was hardly any spread, I'm thinking of checking my recipes or technique for the next time I bake some.

#food #I didn't bake off all the dough but I did portion all the dough out #the rest is freezing for later baking #they're chocolate chip cashew cookies #I was also thinking about baking some muffins but don't have a regular sized muffin pan anymore?? #so my options if I want to do that are mini muffins or a lemon loaf #and since I've still got some bagels I'm holding off on that

[climatakt]

The autistic urge to overjustify your actions to everyone, even with what you choose to eat for breakfast

#I'm so bad for this it's funny #“I'm gonna have a bagel this morning because I like how they taste and I want cream cheese” #girl that sentence could be ⅓ the size and be just fine #actually autistic #actually autism #autistic #autism #tish.txt

[hairtusk]

i get emotional sometimes thinking about how well i eat when i'm at my boyfriend's place, because he's the only person ever in my life who has cared enough about me to find and prepare meals that i can handle with my ARFID :')

#i'm eating sliced melon and nuts that he's just brought through to me #and he's in the kitchen making me bagels and egg with sliced strawberries <3 #when we first met i was so nervous to broach the topic of food because i was in the final throws of a bad ED relapse #and i couldn't eat in front of anyone and only had a couple of safe foods #but he'd lovingly listen to me describe meals i could eat #and he'd cook them for me and then let me eat on my own at his desk #never a single bad word about it #which is what i was used to because my family have borderline bullied and humiliated me about it for my whole life #we've come so far now and i can eat so much more and eat in front of him and even in public #but he still diligently makes sure he knows my safe foods and cooks so carefully for me #and ... yeah if i keep thinking about this i'm going to cry #but god. it makes me feel impossibly loved. #<3 #ed tw

[scrapimmortal]

i don't work for three days in a row and i'm suddenly afraid that i won't be able to do anything and i'll have forgotten everything when i go in on friday

#i'm a little silly i think #begging myself to let me relax #it's FINE #we don't need to overthink every little detail #it's making bagels and coffee it will be okay #is there a name for when you start a new job and you just keep going and going for a month #and then you go away for a few days and as long as you're away you're fine #but when you get home you suddenly have this fear #😬 #i think it's also because i might be asked to be team leader and the thing is. i Want to be. i feel ambition for the first time #it's fucking scary

[bagelthatwrites]

Somewhere Sunrise (Begins Another Day)

Chapter 1: Unfortunate Mishaps

Summary: Reagan Ridley tries to be prepared for situations, but the job always manages to surprise her.

Especially when she's thrust into another universe, and stuck figuring out how to get back.

Fandoms: Undertale (2015), Inside Job (2021 Cartoon)

Notes: (thank you to my good friends @pastelkonpeito and @maddestmewmew for beta reading this chapter!! also another thank you to hen again for helping me improve the pacing !) Also this takes place briefly after part 2 of the show, and after the true pacifist ending of Undertale.

WARNINGS: blood mention, possibly death, also swearing

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If you knew anything about Cognito’s head robotics scientist, it’s that she’s been on this job for over a decade.

The job came with many problems and risks, be it near death experiences, dealing with cover-ups and disappearing accidental witnesses, or nearly losing an appendage or two.

But out of everything Reagan Ridley’s done and been through, she didn’t think she would spend her last moments like this.

The machine had taken months to finish, endless all-nighters spent programming, and connecting wires, and checking and rechecking the blueprints to make it perfect. 

The companion watch took just a few weeks to properly sync to the shiny, new transporter… 

And it malfunctioned. And it took her with it.

~~~

It was a decently quiet night in the building, and the cool wind from outside somehow seeped its way through from the windows to the quite sizable space of Ridley Labs, though it never affected Reagan, as she was used to the drafty windows. Never got the damn things fixed.

Her best friend and co-team leader Brett Hand shivered, though, used to the rest of the building being room temperature. 

As Reagan installed the last few panels onto the transporter core, Brett took a minute to look around the lab again.

It was in its usual state, messy but somehow organized enough. Fitting for her, isn’t it?

“Alright, we’re almost ready.” She lifted the welding mask and switched off the propane torch, turning to him. “Brett, do you have the watch?” “Oh- yeah.” He handed her the device. “So… what does this do again?” “Were you even listening the first time?” She muttered, and waved her hand dismissively. “Well, the old teleporter was broken and out of date, so I took the liberty of building a new one. This one syncs to a watch- the one I’m holding here- to take the wearer to and from their destination. The machine serves to make sure that the watch works as intended, and to actually choose your destination.” She patted the machine, and put the wristwatch on, adjusting it.

“You’re here in case something happens to me.” She pointed to Brett, and walked back over, putting her hands on his shoulders. “...If I’m gonna be honest, you’re the only person in this place that I’d trust if anything happened to me.”

“Awww… Reags!” He smiled bright, pulling her into a tight hug. “Me too.”

“Put me down, you goober, or we won’t be able to start the experiment!” She laughed out and smacked at his arm.

He placed her back down and she turned to activate the machine and the watch. “Alright. I’ll start with a decent location… somewhere just outside of DC.” She pressed a few buttons on the machine.

“But… what if you can’t get back? You might have to walk for a while…” Brett commented. He widened his eyes. “OR! I could come and pick you up!” She snapped her fingers. “Exactly.” She presses a button on the watch.

“Alright.”

The transporter vrrrr’d to life, and its sounds echoed across the lab in a pleasant symphony of machinery.

“It’s working!!” Reagan couldn’t hide her excitement, her eyes lighting up as a smirk appeared on her face. “Brett, it’s working!”

Brett squealed in corresponding exhilaration as the watch lit up in unison.

The excitement of the pair was short-lived, as the wristwatch elicited short shocks.

“Shit.” Reagan struggled to get the watch off, as she felt the teleportation tech do its magic. “I can’t- shit, fuck, it’s stuck! I can’t get it-”

And she disappeared in a flash.

Brett’s phone buzzed, and the call was from…

…Reagan. He sighed in relief and clicked to accept the call, only to see a screen of white.

“Reagan????”

Reagan comes on screen, hair whipping in the wind (wind????????).

"Brett! Are y-ou getting this tr-ansmi-ssion!?" The audio and video were cutting out, but Brett nodded. 

"List-en to me! I d-on't know wh-er-e I am, but no m-atter WHAT, you have -to keep the m-achine running! I seem to- to h-ave gone to a- different area than intended-”

She pushed her hair out of her face and looked around, squinting in the foggy winter wonderland- if she remembered correctly… it was supposed to be… September.

Oh god.

“I-I.. I-’m th-ink in a di-ffere-nt uni-v-erse! And it's hailing b-" A piece of hail flew down and nailed the scientist right in the temple, causing her to fall over into the snow. 

"Reagan? REAGAN!?" Brett brought the screen closer. 

"Aw- SH-IT, I... there's sn-ow getting into the wa-tch a-nd I-" Reagan's eyes drooped slightly, and they both noticed blood dripping down her face from the deep cut, now very prominent on the side of her head. 

“Shit- Th-this is go-ing a lot w-or-se th-an I th-oug-ht it wo-uld! If I c-an get th-e wat-ch to-”

…She couldn’t…

Reagan felt herself getting weaker. There was blood dripping down into the snow now.

The situation was getting worse. The situation was unsolvable.

"...Brett... if I don't su-rvive this... I j- just want you to know that I'm sorry... for ev-eryth-ing. You w-ere a... a good fr-iend." Reagan felt herself getting more lightheaded, and the watch glitched and crackled as the weather worsened the condition. 

"Reagan, why are you apologizing..? Hey- no- listen, you'll come back, you'll be okay, I promise- REAGAN?" Brett teared up and clasped his hands worriedly. The transmission was almost lost. 

"...G-oodbye, Br-ett." The screen cut out as white overtook the transmission video, and the small screen finally displayed "SIGNAL LOST". 

"Reagan? REAGAN!" Brett called out, but no one answered. 

He felt his stomach twist.

…She…

…

He failed to keep himself stable on the edge of the desk, starting to slide down and sit on the floor.

His heart caught in his throat as he choked up, tears falling, the lab now dreadfully silent.

~~~

“Oh goodness…. Frisk! Get the first aid kit!”

#the bagel writes #somewhere sunrise begins another day (the dream fic) #my writing #writing #fanfic #inside job #inside job netflix #reagan ridley #brett hand #only tagging reagan and brett rn since they make up much of the chapter #OKAY. *CLAPS HANDS* I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY AB THIS #so this idea came to me in a dream (two?)- literally #the original context was that undertale had a netflix show??? and i thought that was funny #i had the 2 dreams around... late november/early december #and i've been thinking about them SINCE #this is gonna be multi chapter but i still have to plan out the rest of it since i dont have much planned out rn #but reagan's eventually gonna interact with the ut characters just because #i didn't tag this ut but the next chapters will since they'll actually have the ut characters in it #also this isn't necessarily shippy but idc if you tag this as brett x reagan #i'm intending on leaving it ambiguous though #OKAY THAT'S ALL. BE UPON YEE!!!!!!!!!!