#I'm sane i promise

[targetonthebullseye]

i'm just trying to watch Mortal Kombat: Battle of the Realms, and......

"...Sex in the Kamidoku temple?

hell yeah, that's punk as HELL"

#mortal kombat #subscorp #scorpion x sub zero #they're in love your honor #they're really in love #i'm sane i promise

[wowwzaaxei-aster]

I redrew some old art because artblock

Old art

Redraw!!

#Blplplplplplsllslpslspsl #spsppspspspspps #i'm sane i promise #four bfb #bfb four #asterdoodls

[avesisrealx]

silly angel Nolan :3 (def not for an au) urgh i kinda hate this tbhhhhhhh

THE WINGS LOOK LIKE SHIT IK

#uglydolls #silly #uglydolls nolan #bruh #why do they look like that #i'm sane i promise #send help

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Me: I'm normal about stuff

Also me, sobbing: I just think Ahri had potential, you know? Maybe all he needed was a hug and guidance have you considered THAT?

#he tried to kill Vestara you say?? #irrelevant #he's my poor little meow meow now #I'm sane i promise #((lie)) #star wars #star wars legends #star wars eu #Ahri Raas #Vestara Khai #Lost Tribe of the Sith #fate of the jedi

[fanfictionroxs]

I-

#sppeechless once more #such beauty #I'm sane i promise #pete phongsakorn #build jakapan #vegaspete #kinnporsche the series

[coraphoenix]

Nothing better than a cup of tea and academic validation imagine if academic validation was drinkable

#i'm sane i promise #i just realized that a cup of tea and academic validation can sound like the latter is also included in the cup #a new brew if you will #'academic validation and black tea leaves' #it would be a strong brew

[areyoureddieforittaylorsversion]

uhm you guys should give me reddie nsfw prompts because i am bored and write an obsessive amount of those like any normal person would

side note: my computer decided reddie isn't a word. this is homophobic

#i'm normal i swear #don't judge me #i'm just gay #gayyyyyy #gayyyyy #reddie #:p #i'm sane i promise #well not entirely #but mostly

[insanityandstars]

Date idea: you punch me in the face; I invite you to 'join' me and my friends and it's ends up in me making you drink blood from this bimbofied bedazzled bottle and it turns you into a half vampire<3

#the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #Tlb #tlb 1987 #david powers #david the lost boys #david tlb #95060 #michael emerson #michael the lost boys #michael tlb #michael x david #david x michael #I'm sane about this I promise #Vampire

[lobotomyworm]

I'm so normal about him (gnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn, I promise I don't bite stick your hand through the BARS LEON.)

#i'm normal #please i promise im sane #just one chance #please #resident evil #resident evil infinite darkness #resident evil death island #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

[donnas-dollface]

everytime i see Valeria edited to a Chase Atlantic or The Weeknd song the mind immediately goes "I'd listen to this as she rearranged my insides" 🎀

#🤗🤗🤗 #promise I'm mentally sane #i swear 🥹 #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty mwii #call of duty mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #cod mwf2 #cod mw2 #cod mwii #valeria garza #valeria cod #valeria mw2 #valeria garza x reader #call of duty valeria #el sin nombre

[rosedom]

current mood: wanting to be a powerful dragon who can shapeshift into a very attractive man

•🪼

me 25/8. i wanna be apep. i wanna be the dendro dragon. i wanna have a pretty boy in my scaley lap. i wanna wrap my tail around him and keep him all bound in my hold as i tease at his cunt and ass and stroke his thick cock with some lil' manifestations of dendro. i wanna feel him desperately grab at my muzzle and try and kiss me even though my head is monstrous and my fangs are sharp enough to kill. i want him to cry out and smother himself against my dragon throat as he cums all over my tendrils.

also turning into a man is a plus, too. fucking him silly as a dragon then becoming a sweet man to tenderly clean him, easy, even as i keep the horns and my long, split tongue. maybe i can fuck his slicked-up, gapey cunt and ass with nothing but my tongue<333

#roseyapping #and then pretty boy begs me to turn back into a dragon so he can doze off in the cozy wrap of my tail . . . #wholly protected by my large body . . . #ngnghriwnfojwd i'm so sane i promise .

[iknowitwontwork]

he's a 10

#lmaoo #to people who have not read this series i promise i'm sane #kinda of #lol #jurdan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #holly black #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan

[yujeong]

I saw ur post about wanting writing prompts so I thought why not lol. (This is my first time doing this 😅) but I have a few of AUs on my art blog that I would love to see expanded on like my Tall Pete/Short Vegas au, A band au with Vegas being a lead singer and Pete falling in love at first sight, or Pete being Vegas’ personal bodyguard instead of Tankhun’s. So yea if u find any of these interesting I’d love to see ur spin on it

OMG hi! Thank you so much for sending me this, I'm so flattered you thought of asking me to write sth surrounding your AUs ❤️ It kind of feels like the secret Santa event all over again, I love it haha. The timing is actually a little too perfect, because a few weeks ago, I randomly stumbled upon a YouTube short about the side couple in Laws of Attraction and I proceeded to 1. lose my shit, so much so that I decided to start watching the show and 2. write a whole page full of notes about an AU in which Pete is Vegas' bodyguard, based on the pool scene of said short. So, to give a little context: In this alternative universe, Vegas and Gun visit the main family compound for a meeting. At some point, Korn wants to talk to Gun alone, so Vegas goes to the pool area to find Porsche, along with Pete who follows him. Vegas proceeds to flirt with Porsche, as Vegas does, up until Gun suddenly appears and starts yelling at him for unclear reasons. He escalates it when Vegas asks, baffled, why he's being yelled at, by slapping him and putting his head into the pool. Pete normally doesn't intervene when Gun gets violent with Vegas, but his protective instincts here kick in and he stops Gun from literally attempting to kill his own son. As a result, Gun's anger gets redirected at Pete, who gets beaten up in Vegas' stead. The snippet I wrote for you is the aftermath of everything I described above. I hope you like it ❤️ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Silence, occasionally broken by a faint sound that resembled sniffing. Pete couldn’t tell what it was, but in his state he couldn’t really tell where he was either, so he stopped worrying about it. He tried, instead, to remember what had happened that brought him here, wherever “here” was. The last thing he recalled was the feeling of Khun Gun’s shoes digging into his forearms, which he used in his attempt to protect his head from his boss’ repeated, brutal kicks. Khun Gun wasn’t the strongest man Pete had ever met, but there were reasons he always tried to stay on his good side, and his cruelty was one of them. The cruelty that had so many times been directed at his own son. The kind he was eerily familiar with.

Khun Vegas’ face materialized in Pete’s mind. Droplets of water running down his nose, his sharp cheekbones, reaching his neck. His hair wet and disheveled, his chest heaving from the difficulty to breathe after having had his head shoved into the pool. His expression crumbling with worry, something Pete had no logical way of explaining. Fuck, where was he? Pete could only hope Porsche had protected him from his father’s fury afterwards. Khun Gun was unpredictable; he couldn't be trusted to only be satisfied by lashing out at Pete. Pete needed to go find him as soon as possible. Opening his eyes proved to be a challenge. A heavy fog was clouding his vision, and the pain that was engulfing his whole body was preventing him from doing the simplest of movements. He groaned as he shifted his torso in a futile attempt to get up, resulting in a gasp that startled him into opening his eyes to check where it came from. His mouth was hanging open as he took in the image of Khun Vegas staring at him, fidgeting nervously in the chair he was sitting on. His eyes were red around the corners and he looked ghostly pale. Pete’s breath hitched. “Pete… ?” he said, dropping his gaze to the floor. He always did that when he was feeling guilty about something. “Are you... ?” “I’m fine, Khun Vegas,” Pete replied, despite the numbness in his limbs and the headache that was starting to form. “What about you? Are you hurt? Should I take you to the doct-” “We’re at the infirmary, you idiot,” Vegas shouted, interrupting him, but his voice lacked the usual heat. “Stop acting like my bodyguard right now, it pisses me off.” That’s all I know how to be, Pete wanted to tell him, but remained silent. That’s all I’m allowed. He didn’t really mind Khun Vegas’ words. He’d heard worse things over the years, things that should have probably hurt him. Somehow, Pete had the ability to forgive him anything. The atmosphere grew tense between them. Pete had grown used to that, too, but he had never seen Khun Vegas be so self conscious before. He wondered why the sudden change. “I’m not thanking you,” Pete heard him murmur after a few seconds; he uttered the words under his breath, while staring at his feet. If Pete had a better view of his face, he’d argue Khun Vegas was pouting. Pete could only reassure him. “You don’t have to, Khun Vegas. I was simply doing my job.” It had the opposite effect. The creases between his eyebrows deepened as he lifted his head and stared at Pete. Astonished as his mouth was open agape, likely for a retort that never came. Alternatively, he turned his attention to the small table next to Pete’s bed. He stood up and approached it hastily, grabbing something that was resting on top of it, before Pete could take a closer look. “The nurse said you have to take this,” he said and extended his arm at Pete, revealing a small pill. It was probably a standard type of painkiller. Bodyguards never got any special medical treatment, especially those working for the minor family. It wasn’t worth the trouble. Pete tried to lift his hand to take it, but he bitterly realized it was impossible. He winced as he took a look at both of his arms and found them bandaged, smears of purple popping at places his skin was uncovered. He cursed under his breath. “Ah, I’m sorry, Khun Vegas, I’ll just call the-” Cold fingertips pressed on Pete’s chin. They felt even colder on his lips, the pressure just enough to make him open his mouth. The pill slipped between his teeth easily, with the help of a wet tongue he'd never thought he'd get to taste. Hot air hit Pete’s cheeks. His heart was beating rapidly. For a moment, he forgot how to breathe. Water traveled down his throat, taking the pill with it. Pete blinked. His head felt light, his body even lighter. He didn’t know how to describe the feeling, but he didn’t think it was bad. He focused, instead, on Vegas, who was standing above him with an unusual sense of confidence.  “Get well soon. That’s an order.” It was enough to ground Pete back into reality. He was thankful for it.

“Yes, Khun Vegas.” It was only then that Pete noticed how the color returned on Vegas’ face and how his slight trembling seized. “Has Pete woken up yet?” Both of them jumped at the sound of Porsche’s voice. He poked his head into the room, completely oblivious to what had transpired before he showed up. “Oh, he has. How are you feeling?” “Good,” he replied sincerely. The pain didn’t bother him anymore.  A smile spread on his lips as he added, “Khun Vegas just gave me my medicine.” Porsche returned it, though his was more mischievous than playful. “Pete, you should have seen Vegas while he waited for you to wake up. I’ve never seen him crying so hard-” Vegas punched Porsche hard on the shoulder to stop him from talking, which made loud laughter escape Pete’s mouth. It earned him a glare, one of Vegas' serious ones. It'd bring him hell later, but Pete realized he was fine with that.

#it feels so weird posting sth I wrote without having it beta read #shout out to my beautiful beta thank you for keeping me sane #sth I wanted to add but Tumblr doesn't let me is that here Vegas and Pete have a significant age gap #Vegas is 20 at most while Pete is around 28 #it's how Laws of Attraction inspired me I'm sorry people #this may turn into an actual fic if I get inspiration to write the rest of it #God it feels good to write again #I have a few more prompts to write and I will I promise #I've kind of figured them all out but it'll take a little while longer #but thank you to everyone who sent me a prompt they're all incredible #it means the world to me #kinnporche the series #vegaspete #fanfic writing #writers asks #writing prompt

[estiebestieban]

Esteban Ocon in GQ France’s interview   (alternative caption: a water rat, affectionate.)

#he's so .... GOD I WANT TO BITE #ok ok i'm reacting very sanely I PROMISE ! #Esteban Ocon

[wesavegotham]

I'm fully aware that it's not meant to be seen like this, but after the whole Zur fiasco I'm not sure if it's smart to go on a camping trip with your father, just you two, to the middle of nowhere and oh, please leave your gadgets and weapons at home, son.

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #This comes out after the conclusion of the mindbomb arc so I assume it could take place after the Zur thing #I guess this could be Williamson's attempt at having Bruce mend things with Damian after Batman 138 #Basically Bruce going 'I'm sorry son I promise Zur is gone and to prove it we'll go do something that has nothing to do with the mission' #We'll leave the costumes and weapons behind and just spent time with each other as father and son like normal sane people #But....you know...after Zur was so good at manipulating Bruce would you really trust that sentiment? #He might also drag you into a deep forest and do something terrible to you like he did to Jason #If Zur thought Jason should be taken out techically he should have a similar problem with Damian too shouldn't he?

[evermorethecrow]

Sex isn't enough I need someone to cut open my chest and eat my organs

#Guys I promise I'm sane