#I've already watched this

[nerdpoe]

Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham This is not a good time.

He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.

It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.

So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.

He used them to vent.

Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.

The goons actually backed off.

One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.

Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.

So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.

She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #steph watched the livestream and felt GREAT SYMPATHY #so she actually did trick bruce into coming with her and breaking into an apartment as bruce wayne instead of batman #told him it was an important job #he clued in that it wasn't crime related after she told him to stay put so she could get food #sure fuck it he'll give this rando kid a grant #he'll pay for the whole thing education is important #literally no one looks into the whole “i've already been kidnapped four times this week” thing #cuz everyone gets kidnapped in gotham #well almost no one looks into it #jack and maddie fenton do when they see the clip #vlad learns the hard way not to piss off the people who design weapons specifically meant for you

[riickgrimes]

This is a pretty bold move, but you said you believed in me. So, if you want this bench for yourself, I can take this large pizza past the big, blue building, and eat it alone at my miserable desk at my miserable job.

I do believe in you...And I do like pizza.

THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE 1.01 - "Years"

#towl spoilers #twd spoilers #the walking dead #the ones who live #twd: the ones who live #towledit #twdedit #richonneedit #rick grimes #michonne grimes #richonne #danai gurira #andrew lincoln #usergreta #mine and only mine #something something in another life something something laundry and taxes #i've really watched these dream sequences 20x already #i can't stop #need danai and andy to be cast in several romance films together

[linusbenjamin]

We have to control who lives here. That's never been more clear to me than it is right now.

#the walking dead #twdedit #horroredit #tvedit #rick grimes #blood tw #nikolatexla #i've got five more seasons to watch and he's already one of my favourite characters

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

want some positive world news? yesterday, in a truly historic moment, Colombia elected its first left-wing president. after 20 years of far-right rule, the traditionally conservative country has elected the remarkably progressive candidate Gustavo Petro (and his running mate Francia Márquez, who will be the first black woman to serve as the country's Vice President!)

for context, imagine if the U.S. had successfully elected Bernie Sanders (after 20 years of republican presidents). that's how big a deal this is. amidst a dangerous global rise in conservatism, this is an enormous win and a cause for hope.

#not a shitpost #also I love that Francia Marquez got elected on Juneteenth #THAT is how you celebrate Juneteenth #i've been watching this election closely and i almost cried when the results came in #and to my american followers: VOTE IN THE FUCKING MIDTERMS #hurry up and sign up to vote by mail i am glaring at you #the last fucking thing we need is republicans gaining seats #that will directly affect what legislation does and does not make it through #it's already difficult enough to pass anything borderline progressive in this hellforsaken country let's not make it WORSE ok #repeat after me: voting is damage control #it does not erase the extreme need for radical and systemic change but it is damage. control. #it is the FIRST STEP not the last

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

#Baghera Jones #Ironmouse #QSMP #Philza #Baghera #October 9 2023 #Why Do You Hate Yuri Phil ( /j ) #Salty about there not being enough clips of the QSMP ladies #admittedly I'm part of the problem but in my defense; none of them frickin stream at a good time for me #except Jaiden on occassion #I move heaven and earth to watch Jaiden #I've been watching Mouse a bit more though! #Audio only because I'm so busy but I really like her and want to watch her more #I wanna watch Baghera more too but usually she overlaps with people I'm already watching so at least I can see her that way #like with Purgatory #also someone in the tag asked for a ship name and my mind instantly went ''ironduck'' which made me laugh #I'm just imagining Baghera and Ironmouse pulling up to Purgatory in their Jaeger ''IronDuck'' #Catch These Hands Watcher

[ssalballoon]

ah yes my favorite rogue ast... vax'ildan? (aka gale has hair envy + hairswap... kinda)

this is purely self indulgent + wanted to try some unconventional (radioactive) color palettes for them

these two r my favs from dnd related media + ylfa from never after but idk as much about it? caleb + jester will probably join this group lol but m9 needs to get animated first bcs... i'm not watching all those streams man

hey isn't this almost the exact color spectrum dogs can see

#every few months i've been searching “vox machina s3 news” bro PLEASE titmouse i need this so bad u dont understand #i've only watched the animation so please don't spoil anything;; #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 fanart #my art #vax'ildan #legend of vox machina #sorry astarion vax was the first rogue in my heart ... his va was already giving me brainworms (+heartbreak) years back

[bold-embrace]

Hobieee ♥️♥️

#doodles #my art #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider punk #spiderverse #i am literally so normal about this movie you guys omfg #I've already watched it twice and I want to watch it 10 more times it's so fucking good. the movie of all time #and hobie. oh my god hobie. hobie. #I love his quippy one liners #and his whole attitude is just a perfect contrast to the rest of the spideys who are walking on eggshells around miles and miguel #meanwhile hobie is just like fuck it we ball and chooses chaos #SO SO GOOD #GO WATCH IT #ID in alt text

[pangur-and-grim]

Chiefcake had such an interesting transformation, from an adorable baby with oversized ears, to a ‘what if a rabbit was also an ogre’ type creature

#French lop #my first two rabbits were already seniors when I got them #and then my next rabbit was a mortally ill adult #so she's the first rabbit I've gotten to watch grow up #(she'll also be my last as I've developed a nasty allergy) #Chiefcake

[numbuh424]

I just love it when death note adaptations get meta. When they point out that this story has already been told before. Deep down, L and Light know they're bound to their roles, that they've done this all before, and that this story can only and will only ever go one way for them.

#death note #death note musical #death note drama #death note jdrama #light yagami #L lawliet #in the musical it works as light 'writing' their game to an end while also meaning their story already has a pre-written end #I know this is mostly the musical but “this is the only way we could have met” was such an atom bomb of a line from the jdrama #if they do this in any other adaptation too please let me know #I've watched a bunch of them but the musical and jdrama are my favorites so they're on my mind all the time I might be biased #musical and jdrama supremacy sorry (not really sorry)

[3gremlins]

me watching the new fallout series: idk about this ghoul, i think they tried to make him too good looking of a monster, idk if it's working for me

*they show a flashback of this character pre-ghoul* also me: oh no he's much hotter as a ghoul, his pretty ghoul face is growing on me -pause in realization, turn to my partner- omg i'm such a monster fucker i'm so sorry

my partner, sitting next to me: i made my peace with this long ago...

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout series #fallout amazon #ghoul #monster fucker #he's not hancock but he's okay #i think it's b/c they chose not to give them fully blacked out demon-y eyes that it feels a little off #but i get it the actor's gotta emote #anyway the series dropped yesterday and i've already watched 5 episodes #oh a sad monster man with a tattered gunslinger aesthetic? yes ty that is exactly my jam #it's pretty good #i also love lucy as the main protagonist like she's got the most feral final girl energy and it's very good #fallout series spoilers #slight spoilers #maximus is kinda fascinating too like he's not entirely likeable but you still want to see what happens next #they def nailed the fallout aesthetic and sense of humor tho #text post #the ghoul

[ducks-love-peas]

meanwhile, Crowley:

Good Omens 2 | ⭑favorite moments⭑ 2/?

#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #aziraphale #crowley #nina #s2e5 'the ball' #the NOISE i made when i heard the 'rescuing me' line was embarrassing #(i was very glad the family member i'd started watching with had already gone to bed) #just. i love that we got aziraphale saying this #anyway i didn't mean to start a gif series and disappear for months oops #life was a bit much for a while #also i was annoyed at how captions were antialiased in photopea and i had to like... just step away haha (i'm still annoyed oh well) #also remind me to never do a night-outside-the-bookshop scene ever again. i've done it three times now. and i hate it. so much lol. #i made this #gos2 faves #photopeablr #gifs

[a-reb]

#art #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi mithrun #mithrun fanart #mithrun #cw drugs #cw weed #idk how else to tag #can u see i've been watching dungeon meshi #well i read the manga already but like #we're meeting him soon so

[weirdfishy]

gotta urgent need for some not-quite-yet punkflower where hobie is chillin in some rubble post-(successful) battle all knackered out n miles is visiting (idk bc he just told his parents abt spiderman n it went well so he's bursting at the seems with love at being accepted n all yea? he's gotta tell someone, and why not him? why not hobie? it's no one else but hobie he's gotta tell, if he's being honest with himself [denile is not a river in his egypt, ok pav?] so yeah, he finds himself on 138) n catches the tail end of the battle, tracks down where hobie decided to make a couch outta concrete and lands in front of him, buzzing with cheezy lovey dovey feelins of elation, top o' the fucken world, and asks on abt hobie, rambling until hobie just lifts a hand, a silent ask for help up, (always asking for connection always makin sure they're actually there) n miles, have i mentioned he's happy? he's straight up a sap, so he takes that hand.

he takes that hand gently, bending at the waist a bit, dramatically sweeping back his other arm, bowing, for hell's sake, n plants a kiss on the back of hobie's hand, nice n proper, with a cheeky wink to boot (he'd finally fixed the eye mechanisms last week, thanks to penny), before pulling up new london's own spiderman chest to chest with a bright laugh that puts a different kind of stars in hobie's eyes, half dancing half belting out a song in spanish he doesn't quite understand but knows all the words to (it's some continental dialect, nothing his mami speaks, but would filter out the headphones of that kid in his building he walked w in middle school everyday)

before the sirens start getting closer n hobie can feel the warmth of miles-- the warmth of his smile, his hair that's still sparking from transdimensional travel, his arms, chest, laughter, everything, n all at once it pulls every affectionate n pining bit of hobie to the surface, if he weren't wearing his mask his blush would be so impossibly visible it's straight mad how much hobie loves n adores miles, how much seeing miles be happy lights hobie's whole fucking world

and oh, hobie's never seen a god he didn't punch, never believed in any one he couldn't, but right now, with his fingers entwined with miles', aches leaving his bones like he's never felt his left shoulder twinge the second it drops below 21 just because miles just yelled fuck off to the approaching pigs, he could fall to his knees n swear pious fealty to milesmilesmiles.

but hobie is cool (never has a label stuck to him like the one miles has given him), and his real, livin n breathing god is starting to ramble, so hobie webs them upupup, heat along his back as god wraps arms around him, breath on his neck as home weaves tales into the leather wrapping it.

then miles hears hobie's stomach growl, so he starts pulling them away from the path of what he knows is towards hobie's flat, and towards what he swears is the only good puerto rican food in the whole of hobie's haunt, his excitement steamrolling over his usual stuttering spanish, exchanging shouts n jeers with everyone behind the counter

bc everyone knows him, like miles has lived here, earth-138, new london, his whole life, like hobie brown being dragged into the shop every other week by miles morales to get the same two plates (n an extra something for miles to gush over n hobie to taste) is how the rest of this life will go, like hobie n miles are together, in a way that the unsubtle looks the owner's kid at the register is aiming at miles' left hand are correct, but don't involve stuffy socially religious systems like marriage

but they're not, as much as hobie would love to kiss miles, gaze into his eyes for ages, hear his laughter, his off-key singing, his scritch-scritch of something on paper everyday-- bc he can't go abt this like he does everyone else, can't do it with half a foot out the door n a shrug as agreed; it's gotta be both feet on the floor, n it's gotta be for the rest of this life, so he'll take what he can get, and he'll take the distance n devotion, take the faith n the heartache. take what he can get from his god, glad to be touched by his god, glad to be loved by his god, across universes n the fall from his bed to the futon on the floor where miles decides to lay his head for choice holy nights

(hobie doesn't know miles is putting himself at the base of his god's shrine, hoping for his deity to fall into his arms, spikes n all, (ready, so ready to tear apart dimensions again for hobie, to bleed and cry n go to war for hobie) fingers splaying on the side of the mattress warmwarmwarm after hobie starts snoring, before they slip down softly, a prayer imparting from the pads, memorizing the patterns of his god's breath, the smell of the room, the borrowed shirt he wears, the sounds of a second city he calls home, thrumming full with a bass note plucked from an electric guitar, usually shaky hands sure n still picking out a different shape to hobie's eyebrow piercing, deftly screwing a star onto the bar. miles brings offerings to his god in pins n patches on clothing, stickers n torn out sketches decorating a shrine)

so they'll song n dance in new york, in new london; learning each other's cities, earths, haunts, people, arts, each other, like new scars for the collection- permanent and signs of living, odes to loving and protecting.

chest to chest, fingers entwined, warmth in the skies above cities, right on the edge of it all until they fall together, eyes wide open, gods broken down into blood and teeth and lovelovelove

not-quite-yet 2 - 3

. my ko-fi 💛

ao3 link

#flowerpunk #punkflower #i'm havging some major fucking brainrot apparently #look i've been listening to lets fall in love for tonight all day while reading flowerpunk fics #spiderverse #fishy write the fucking fic already challenge #hobie x miles #miles x hobie #yeah no yeah i'm goin fuckin bonkers over them apparently #the fic mutualism altered my brain chemistry for fucking real #fishy's bubbles #this got so fucking long my brother watched two episodes of the bear while i lost my shit over them #all i was gonna come on tumblr for was to say that i will probably get a lip ring bc i've always wanted to but instead i wrote this #not-quite-yet #nqy 1

[squish--squash]

why did nobody tell me Pearl's s8 has the funniest episode 1 pov bc I'm almost 5 minutes in and haven't stopped laughing like just look at this

her and Gem are being OBSERVED

plus the whole murderfest and the two of them just being in the middle of episode 1 chaos omg I wish I watched her episode earlier

#hermitcraft s8 #pearlescentmoon #if y'all didn't realize: I'm watching early s8 boatem #I've already seen grian and scar's povs so I'm rewatching them #but with the other 3 it's new content for me

[sanguith]

I have a question I need asked:

And please, if you want to, type in the tags or replies if reading numbers is important to mentally understand what time it is OR if seeing a "picture" of the time is required to mentally understand what time it is (i'm hoping this makes sense)

#i need answers for personal closure #for me? analogue #and there is NO difference between analogue with numbers or analogue without numbers #because the analogue clock provides an ''image''. 02:15 is an image. it is already instantly appearing in my head because i am seeing it #whereas 02:15 on a digital watch needs mental effort on my part to translate the numbers into the image of an analogue clock #does this make sense?? #i am *very* dependent on visual imagery to process information #but i've asked others and they describe the complete opposite

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Eliot Spencer | Hard Knock Life

The full-length version!

For @my-beloved-lakes

(Also watch on Youtube)

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #christian kane #fanvid #you saw it as a 13 second crack vid #now behold the full length fanvid it has become! #i'm so happy with this thing #its my new favourite thing and i've already watched it on repeat way too many times #*sniff* it's beautiful! #it should be it took me FOREVER! #(Gi i hope that both you and your sister enjoy this as much as i do)