#I. Hurt myself laughing

[coverslutmosquitoe]

LOL

#I. Hurt myself laughing #Proship

[jesuis-snips]

LIES: Palestine is murdering civilians.

TRUTH: Palestine is expelling occupiers.

LIES: Palestine is attacking Israel.

TRUTH: Palestine is standing upon its rights in its own lands.

LIES: Hamas is giving Israel reasons to attack them.

TRUTH: Israel has already been attacking Palestinians without a reason for years. Every resistance counts and weakens Israel.

LIES: Israel is the victim.

TRUTH: Israel is suffering for its sins for the innocent children they have killed.

#free palestine #palestine #and here we are seeing hypocrite peoples posts and how Palestinians are wrong and terrorists #do you even know what you are talking about do you even know the history of these lands #i am sure that you don't bc if you did you wouldn't even dare to open your dirty mouth #it is very tragic how the whole world was playin 3 monkeys when israel was attacking and bombing and killing and raping Palestinians #none of you gave a shit #none of you said a word #ever since i know myself there was pain and blood and tears in Palestine #and the couse was always isarael #ever since i was a kid i protested israel in meetings and press briefings #i have seen the pain of my muslim sisters and brothers i have heard their screams for help #and now this shameless people coming here and saying Palestinians are wrong and they should have picked a more peaceful methods #hah don't make me laugh #what peace are you talking about #whose peace would be a better question actually #why is it okay when muslims are hurting and wrong when others are???? #there is hell for israel #it is the only place they can go after all #the bottom of the hell

[beardedjoel]

need y'all to understand that this is what they almost gave us for peepaw joel....... that this was even A CONSIDERATION and this could have been the old fucker we're all thirsting over who fucks so hard with his massive [redacted] that he makes reader come like five times a day

i'd still hit

#I GENUINELY TRY TO FORGET I EVER SAW THIS ART #but i thought about it tonight and just wheeze laughed for 10 minutes straight until my stomach hurt so bad i had to force myself to stop #ANYWAYS #joel miller #not the casual joel miller tag thrown in there jesus christ #ok BYE

[blorbocantdomath]

i think this might be the most beautiful media i’ve consumed in this lifetime

#escaped audios #stuart little #i hate this mousy fuck #i was screaming and my sides hurt so bad from laughing #i couldn’t contain myself

[spaciebabie]

me at any inconvenience: my penis HURTS!!!!!!!!

#spacie spoinks #me after i took my adv calc test yesterday #my penis hurts #it works b/c while i am feeling absolute dread abt an exam that i 100% failed (again) #i say that and the sentence is so fucking stupid it makes me laugh #me with tears streaming down my face: my penis hurts #cant help but crack a smile #its likee . jingling keys in my own face #hahaaa hey spacie!! hey spacie!! oooh my penis hurts!! ahahhaa!! my penis hurts!! #i m making myself laugh rn by typing this #the horrors will still come after me but my penis stay hurting

[swordheld]

how did u choose your username?

oh, this is a fun one!! i think i considered being swordtold at first, for that very ancient myth vibe of the sword being this narrative tool for adventure and structure and physical time, the parable being passed down through the centuries until it meddles into modern day rhetoric and ideology – a kind of fantastical tool, a spark of magic, of possibility.

i like the arc of the story of a place being physical / having it be held by time and hand alike, wearing with the years and having it become something different to each holder, each reader, each experience fantastical and individual.

having that kind of physicality to it; swordheld is the action of taking up and holding the sword yourself, choosing your own narrative, leading your own story. self-identity has always been something i struggle with (a novel concept i know, i know), so it felt right for this blog, since most of my older blogs before this one have been just me silently reblogging and never really posting anything myself, and i wanted this to be the change to that.

i've always had trouble wranging my social anxiety, esp. on the internet, and previously thought that keeping my words to myself helped keep the timeline cleaner, in a way, no messy thoughts for others to sort through, especially ones i believed no one would want to read anyway? but it never felt right, keeping myself apart from it all, esp. not in the way i so avidly enjoyed reading others' posts and additions, keeping their words close to my heart.

i wanted it to reflect that this was a space i was holding for myself? and i'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes, but this - this i think i got right. i love being here, on this blog, and the joy that it brings me. everyone else enjoying it too has been a wild ride that i never expected, and still surprises me, one that brings a little extra thrill to my heart whenever i think about it.

i had other urls that i liked, but i didn't want this blog to be tied directly to any of my fandom/story interests, since i wanted it to really just be a sort of archive of artistic inspiration and resource, like a little library or museum. i use them now as lil sideblogs of more niche interests now, which is rather lovely.

it hasn't always felt like it fit perfectly, the way that i'd like, but for some reason i can't think of really wanting to change it anytime soon. it feels mythic yet modern in a way that feels like puzzle pieces finally slotting into their place, something my own and inspirational to me, like a lantern i'm holding to make my way by. my own kind of light, if that makes sense – a star i know by name.

#q&a. #birdsong. #all of this is truly just a way to say: it's your blog! it's your party! do what you like if it makes you happy!! (and doesn't hurt anyone! #live your dreams!!!!!! do your own thing truly it is worth it. which feels silly and cheesy inspirational talk vibes but u kno. it's right #thank u for ur question tho !!! it's been so long that i don't really remember exactly what the beginning of it all was? #it wasn't always my url for this blog esp. in the beginning but i've forgotten what that was ghjk so sorry dear anon ! #like little flashes of a story in my memory i have to make out / like steam or fog on a window pane. blurry and unclear? #but now it feels more intentional / almost like watercolor! something that mixes itself into a new thing; bright and bursting w/ it all. #i hope this answers ur question nicely all the same tho <3 #i always on habit write out lantern as lanturn so this is an unintentional shout out to one of my fav pokemon love u lanturn !! #some of these things i truly do just write out bc i know it'll make me laugh later if i ever come back to it. lil joys for ur future self ! #and that IS a reference to the dickinson poem ' i am out with lanterns looking for myself ' it is in my brain always ! ! thank u ! !

[totallycorrectdanganronpa]

danganronpa + @/shitpeoplesayintf2

#submission #mikan tsumiki #ibuki mioda #kokichi oma #miu iruma #kazuichi soda #gundham tanaka #makoto naegi #junko enoshima #YOURE SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN ME I HURT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING #GOD. #incorrect danganronpa quotes #drv3 #danganronpa v3 killing harmony #sdr2 #super danganronpa goodbye despair #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #drthh #sdr2 spoilers #drthh spoilers #submitted by banginhotmoms69 #mikans really got me

[ninjasmudge]

prediction for the new special- satnav compass

why didnt he throw it away? because he can hear it from anywhere

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #mk #my art #lego monkie kid spoilers #this is DONE SO FAST I NEEDED TO GET IT OUT #mk art #six eared macaque #qi xiaotian #lmk macaque #i think this was funnier in my head but it actully made me laugh so hard i hurt myself so shjdafafhdkasfsd

[spontaneousglitterbees]

(click for better quality, ID under the cut!)

nobody is sure exactly why they hang out, least of all the two of them

[Image ID: a digital comic drawn in all red-pink tones following Nagito Komaeda and Kokichi Oma at Hope’s Peak Academy, 20XX.

Panel One: Nagito stands left with a calm expression while an agitated Kokichi follows to the right, a bit behind as they walk down the hall between classes toward the viewer. They are respectively labelled “Just saw Hajime” and “(still) playing emotional chicken with Saihara”.

Panel Two: Kokichi smugly twirls a strand of hair around his finger, side-eyeing Nagito. “Hah, where the hell do people even get the idea we’re at all alike, Komaeda-chan? As if!”

Panel Three: A thoughtful Nagito stops to consider, pressing the forefinger of his robotic hand to his chin. “I suppose through a certain lens it kind of makes sense. You are the Ultimate Supreme Leader, correct?” In the foreground, Kokichi replies “last time I checked~”. In the background, however, we see his emotional response to Nagito’s question shove the speech balloon out of the way as it exclaims (in Oma’s head) “Damn right!”.

Panel Four: Nagito, unbothered, puts on a cheerful expression. “So, you’re just as Worthless as I am, Ouma!” The word “Worthless” is larger than the others, superimposed over Nagito’s face. A small arrow points to Nagito, stating “0 sarcasm detected”. Kokichi, in a sub-panel, smiles and tilts his head while one eye twitches. “what.”

Panel Five: Nagito, posed like Kokichi’s own mischievous sprite with his forefinger to his lips as he grins, begins to tear into Kokichi. “It’s not like you have a real talent. All you have is a set of mediocre, dubious “skills” spread too thin to be “talents” of their own. You’re only useful to push people with real futures toward their hopes. You’re a stepping stone too!”

Panels Five and Six are separated by a scene. The truth bullet interface, loaded with a crossbow arrow rather than a bullet, appears along the diagonal panel division. The fletching of the arrow is labelled “Dissociation to Cope”, with the implication being it will be shot at Kokichi in the style of a Class Trial. Kokichi stands over both panels with his back turned to the viewer. The topmost “X”-shaped stitch on his jacket is exaggerated and highlighted, as it crosses in the direct path of the arrow and gutter between panels.

Panel Six: The panel is spread into four distinct parts, separated by the figure of Kokichi with his back turned.

In the first, Kokichi uses lockpicks on a doorknob as three shadows (Shuichi, Himiko, and Tenko) wait in the background.

The second shows a close-up of a cork board and a string connecting two polaroids of indeterminate people. There are labels beneath each reading “(Wei)rd” on the left (Kiibo) and “Trust(worthy)” on the right (Shuichi). Between the two photos, Kokichi has written “Protag?” on the corkboard itself.

The third, smaller scene shows Shuichi standing at his podium during a class trial, depicted across from Kokichi. The back of Kokichi’s head is to the viewer. The figures are small enough Shuichi’s expression cannot be read.

The fourth scene shows a dying Kokichi lying on the hydraulic press in the Exisal Hangar, eyes closed and hands neatly folded on his shirtless, bloodied chest as he waits for it to close. The empty bottle of Strike-Nine Antidote lay on the ground beside the press.

Panel Seven: The scene returns to the school hallway. Nagito is shown in profile, while Kokichi is simplified in the background blankly staring at the ground. Nagito speaks up: “Ah, sorry. I still talk too much...”

Panel Eight: Kokichi takes out a lockpick, presumably hidden in his hair, with a “shhHING’ sound effect like a sword. His expression maintains a smile, but it has turned manic; there is no catch of light in his eyes as he stares at an offscreen-Nagito with a three-quarter view. Beside Kokichi, text reads: “DICE- murder No, maiming Yes” on one side and “So mean!” on the other. Kokichi says: “Alright, lucky-boy, how about a ten-step head start?” In an octagonal sub-panel, Nagito holds both hands in front of his chest in a placating gesture. He replies “fair....” with a withering look. End comic. End image ID.]

#danganronpa #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa v3 #sdr2 #drv3 #drv3 ouma #sdr2 komaeda #nagito komaeda #kokichi ouma #oma kokichi #dr #TAPP AU #fanart #glittersart #can someone say 'i see parts of myself in you and loathe every second of it' ? #drv3 spoilers #ouma-face komaeda isnt real and cannot hurt you #also kokichi your fuyuhiko is showing... #i have many favorite parts of this tbh pls laugh with me #if anyone knows who started 'ouma keeps spare lockpicks in his hair' pls tell me so i can thank them personally it is. so funny to me #like they have an ultimate swordswoman i dont think he needs to hide them hes just paranoid #cw blood #if you SUPER squint its. kind of obscured tbh ? but in case #cw negative self-talk #not sure if thats a tag but uh. #nagito being nagito #i reserve i just got into dr recently so maybe im misreading but like. #isnt nagito thinking your talent lackluster and still talking to you kind of his version of implicit praise?? like ouma's you arent boring #but theyre not remotely alike noooo.... #comics

[witha-grumpdang-whoosh]

// this part with dan & the book had me cackling 😂

#special interests ;; #''then place the chicken on the plate to cOOooooooool.....'' #''mmHhHhHmHmHhhmmm- that's a laugh!'' #the whole video itself left my face physically hurting dfdsf #i laughed so hard i nearly threw myself into an asthma attack- #game grumps #the grumps #arin hanson #dan avidan #ten minute power hour #10 minute power hour #videos #queue tag tbd

[tired-biscuit]

Ha! When i read that pregnant question my first thought was Kiba lol. Like "he'd be so dead set on pregnancy he'd probably would." Then i remembered his sense of smell and face palmed. -🦊

modern au kiba would be like that, yeah, but as soon as he has the scenting ability, he’s the one announcing the big news, not you jdisjsjsjdj

#he’s like ‘babe you have to sit down for this one’ #OMG OR IF HE’S ACTING ALL PROTECTIVE AND CAREFUL AROUND U AND U CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY #cos he’s still wondering how to tell u nfjddijssjjsjs #and even when he fucks you he doesn’t wanna be rough #and you’re doubting yourself like ‘does he not love me anymore’ #meawnhile the idiot is just like ‘if the dick goes too dep i might hurt my kid’ #even tho said kid is still in egg mode cididjdjdjdjdj #LMFAO I MADE MYSELF LAUGH #biscuit mail #🦊 anon

[super-nowa-art]

bros i just cannot stop drawing them it might be unhealthy

#rottmnt #tmnt #save rottmnt #fanart #art #GOD i love clip studio so much #like #it's not a constant struggle with the program???? wild??? #my hand hurts so bad rn tho uuu been drawing for like #idk 7 hours lol #what i won't do for my hyperfixations!!!!! #anyway i read that alligator snapping turtles are the only turtles with eyelashes and i haven't stopped thinking about it since #so raph has eyelashes now thankz #i also felt like drawing them without their masks bc.... i just did #also fun fact i misspelled homicide as homocide at first and i laughed at myself when i realised what i'd done #i mean #it wasn't wrong #sorry im annoying with these tags i should stop #i love tumblr tags tho one can just ramble on and on but it's not as annoying since it's....in the tags.... or smt.... #idk i should sleep

[baconcolacan]

Duuuude Edd would totally be the kid who played with hand shadow puppets when he was younger. He’d play with them like actual toys and make whole stories with just his hands. This is well before he gets introduced to the concept of crafts to make paper puppets <3

#eddsworld headcanons #ew edd #….OKAY FINE IM PROJECTING AGAIN #I was the ‘weird kid’ for most of my life #this involved me playing by myself and my hand shadow ‘puppets’ #I was partial to the fox shadow and used to have a whole story involving two fox twins #sai and rin who were my left and right hands respectively #I used to sit in the corner and talk to myself as I played with them #yeah I heard people call me weird and make fun of me by making the fox hands while they laughed #but I was having fun and those people hurt me anyway so I didnt pay attention to them #ANYWAY as a fellow creative Edd would totally be that kid #maybe his family didnt have money for toys so he improvised #And he needed a creative outlet but didnt know arts and crafts yet

[epersonae]

behold, my masterpiece! (thx to @emi--rose for workshopping the idea and for the graphic design, thx to @knowlesian for the phrase "could not top a tupperware")

[id in alt]

#ofmd #ofmd shitpost #I laughed so hard I hurt myself #only god and david jenkins can judge me #and maybe not even jenkins #lucius is not in any of these circles #(I forget what the technical term is for that) #goddamn I love a venn diagram

[solradguy]

Whenever I see someone being transphobic on twt in a bridget thread i reply with three pictures of my mains: ky kiske from ac+r, ky kiske from rev 2, and ky kiske from strive.

it self selects for people who actually play the game. it’s canon that he’ll fight off transphobes with the blade. and if they actually played guilty gear they’d get the underlining messages

While it can be really funny to bully these guys back, please keep in mind that nothing you can say or do to these people will hurt them or waste as much of their time as what they say will stick with you or waste your time. It might be funny to send them a bunch of Ky pictures, but what they're doing is laughing that the only response the people they hate can give them is sending a bunch of pictures of anime boys.

The only thing that works is blocking them. They've turned being an asshole into a recreational sport and getting any sort of response in return is a victory for them.

#asks #Unfortunately I was an asshole on the internet once (not a vicious transphobe just a basic internet asshole) #I know exactly how these people function because I was there once... #When you don't take the person you're arguing with seriously it's very easy to laugh at every single thing they do #Which is what these guys are doing. It doesn't matter how well thought out the counter argument is. They don't care and they won't care #All you can hope for is that they're young and they grow out of it (I did) #I feel bad for them because I think about what led to me being like that decades ago. Are they going through the same thing? #I was like that because I was in a hopeless situation and hated myself and hated everyone else #People arguing back just proved my point that everything sucked and my hate was justified #It's an awful feedback loop. People being kind to me felt disingenuous. Why should they be kind? I hated them. They had no reason to be nic #I had to get to a point where I was willing to help myself crawl out of that pit before I let anyone else even get near me emotionally #I still remember the day when I realized I was being a fucked up little shit to everyone lol #Early June 2011. It was sunny with no clouds and there was a cool breeze. I was listening to In This Moment and I realized #'What the hell am I doing? Do I want to be like this forever? Get your shit together man' #It was a slow process from there but I did get out of it. Slowly. Very slowly. #There's a lot I did that I regret and can't ever apologize for because it was so long ago and the names and faces are gone now #Apologizing at this point would be selfish and only for my benefit anyway. I can only hope that what I did didn't hurt people permanently #Anyway. I've never talked about this on here before because it's the kinda shit that gets put on callout posts out of context #So. I am laying my naked soul bare and raw for the sake of underlining my original point: Internet trolls don't care

[romanken]

Not to defend john winchester but no the fuck he would not 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#one. he would take it as evidence of demon sam but it wouldnt make his love conditional see: every time he goes sam is a monster but i #still love him and cant bring myself to kill him. two: as long as it doesnt hurt him or the hunt or sam or whatever he doesnt give a shit #who dean kills. three. the police? i have. to laugh