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venusloveslobotomies · 1 year

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Wsg wsg, I was hoping for a Professor Chaos x reader x Mysterion, or a Vic Chaos x reader x (p.c.) Kenny

Either works as long as you’re comfortable, and if you’re not that’s totally okay!

Tyty xo

Professor Chaos x femReader x Mysterion

⚠️NSFW WARNING⚠️ please be aware! i cannot control who interacts with my posts so use your best judgement and proceed at your own risk. people have been jumping into the SP fandom complaining about age and friendly reminder that ALL of my works are aged up to 18-20s.

You hadn’t been in South Park all that long. You moved for some peace and quiet away from the big city, however South Park may have just been the worst choice.

Regardless, you were still enjoying your time, attending your classes and working part time. You’d made a few friends so far, however you’d had no luck in the dating scene. Most of the boys your age were too loud or too conservative or just plain not your type. Turns out, it wouldn’t be too much longer until you’d get your fill of love.

Finishing work, you’d gotten changed at home before heading out to the gas station for snacks and drinks. It was your usual routine, which considering it was about 11pm, probably wasn’t the smartest idea. Who knew who was watching you every night?

You headed home, tote bag slung over your shoulder. You went down the main street before turning down a side street. It was still well-lit, however the alleys criss-crossing your path that ran behind businesses were didn’t have such good visibility. Hence why you didn’t quite see the figure on the corner until you passed it.

“Hi, sweetheart.” You tensed and tried to decide whether to stop or keep moving. This falter gave him time to catch up and walk alongside you, “Pretty gal like you shouldn’t be out so late. What’re ya doin’ runnin around in the dark?” When you met his eyes, you noticed the distinct eye of your classmate Leopold. Clouded grey with a deep scar running over the center. However, your usually shy, reserved classmate was dressed… strangely. His face was partly covered in a silver crown… or helm? Was that the word? And a thick aqua jacket and slacks.

“Just… uhhh. Getting my groceries.” You stuttered slightly, not used to the domineering personality he seemed to have now.

“Well now, that’s not the best idea. Isn’t it a bit too late to be makin a grocery run?”

“I guess so, but I work too late to be going earlier.” You’d finally stopped under a streetlamp to speak more politely. You hadn’t really noticed how tall he was before, nor the lean muscles that showed through his clothes. It was definitely making you blush despite the alarm bells ringing in your head.

As he began to speak again, he was interrupted by another figure that lithely landed between the both of you, seemingly out of nowhere.

“Good evening, Chaos. Luring pretty girls astray again?” The cloaked man spoke in a low husky voice that you couldn’t quite place.

“Get outta my face.” Butters growled, stepping forward to confront the new person. This could be your opportunity to escape, but the intrigue kept you rooted in place.

“Do you need an escort home? I’m Mysterion.” He turned to you and offered a charming grin and an arm, “You don’t want to be hanging around a villain like Professor Chaos.”

Your mouth opened slightly, unsure how to cope with two very gorgeous men arguing over you.

“Mysterion, let’s speak in private a moment? Now?” Professor Chaos spoke through gritted teeth.

“Just a moment, princess.” Mysterion shot you a wink before following Butters a few feet away. You didn’t catch much but ‘share’, ‘be fair’ and your name. They stood for a moment in silence, seeming to reach an agreement about… something.

You weren’t exactly sure how you’d been sweet talked into following them, under the impression of some sort of date happening. This was possibly the strangest thing that had ever happened to you but you were missing the hijinks of living in a busy city. And maybe you were kind of attracted to both of them and the loneliness of being a new place had weakened your resolve.

As with everywhere in South Park, it wasn’t too far a walk, however before you could know where you were going, they stopped abruptly.

“So, sweetheart. I gotta ask you a favor.” Mysterion spoke softly, tracing your arm gently, “We can’t exactly have you knowing where either of us work. So… if I can cover your eyes?” He presented a beanie with a sheepish grin. This was a one-way street to get kidnapped but again, your brain was slowly being turned to mush by the attention of these two. Your mind screamed at you to stop and run but you found yourself nodding and allowing Mysterion to pull the beanie down over your eyes. One of them picked you up and began walking. You turned two corners but that was all you could take notice of before you heard a lock click and the wind was no longer brushing your skin. Down a flight of stairs, then another, before you were set down and could see again. Surprisingly, it was a simple kitchen. Mysterion was already helping himself to coffee, asking if you wanted one. You nodded and dropped your bag. Chaos was tracing shapes on your bare arm and it made you shiver as you took the mug from Mysterion. What the hell was happening and why were you ok with it.

They asked you lots of questions about yourself, slowly moving into flirty territory as you went along. Your speech was becoming more and more stuttered as they leaned in, seemingly entranced by your hesitant answers. Mysterion got up, giving Chaos a strange, subtle signal you clearly weren’t meant to notice. He left, mentioning he was looking for something. Chaos made strong eye contact with you and you blushed, looking away, not before becoming aware of the smirk growing on his face. Before you could react he was next to you, tilting your face to meet his. Your lips dropped open slightly in shock as he leaned in and pressed his lips to yours. He was gentle, but still strong. You melted into his touch after a few seconds and as soon as you submitted to the situation, he pulled you out of your seat and against his body, one hand still resting on your jaw and the other gripping your waist. Your hands rested on his chest and he slowly became more aggressive with his kisses, beginning to bite at your lower lip, demanding you open wider. When you did, his tongue slid in, entangling itself with yours. You tried to suppress the moan rising in your chest but as his hand slid down to squeeze your ass, it just slipped out. The sound was met with a growl from him and he tightly pressed your hips into him. His hips bucked slightly against your stomach and it sent butterflies all over your body. He pulled away, a string of saliva still connecting your lips. He grinned, something mischievous glowing in his eyes. He pulled off your shirt and you tensed at the cold that hit you.

Pressing kisses from your jaw down to your chest, he ran his thumbs teasingly softly over your bra, slowing as they met your nipples. You hissed at the sensation and he licked your collarbone before biting into the soft spot where your neck met your shoulder. You cried out, eliciting another growl from your classmate.

Suddenly, a pair of hands gripped your hips from behind and pulled your ass to meet something hard. The other side of your neck was attacked in the same manner of licking, kissing and biting. You were getting wetter by the minute, pinned between the two most gorgeous boys you’d ever seen.

You felt your bra unclip from behind and fall to the ground. Mysterion’s hands gently gripped your breasts and teased your nipples excruciatingly gently. Chaos knelt down in front of you, kissing and licking down your abdomen as he ran his hands up and under your skirt to play with your underwear and squeeze your ass.

“Such a pretty gal. So soft and submissive for us.” He licked his lips and you whined. You felt a laugh against your neck as Mysterion seemed to get even more intense with his hands on your chest. Your whining cut off into a gasping moan as Chaos ran his thumb over your clothed clit.

“She’s so wet already. What a good girl.” He chuckled and slowly dragged his thumb from your slit to your clit over and over again. Meanwhile, Mysterion gripped your neck and pulled your head backwards to rest on his shoulder.

“Best idea you’ve had in a while, Professor Chaos. She’s a gem. Aren’t you just so pretty?” He pressed a soft kiss to your cheek and flattened his hand against your stomach, pulling you flush against his body. You tried your best to restrain the sounds begging to be released. It couldn’t last for long.

“No one can hear you, princess. You should really make those pretty sounds for us if you want us to keep going.” Mysterion’s husky voice really just did something to you that you couldn’t explain. You weren't going to have a choice as Chaos tore off your panties and hitched up your skirt to slide his tongue into you. A strangled, breathy moan escaped you and spurred him on and he continued to lick and suck your dripping core. Your mews and whines continued, slowly rising in volume. Mysterion tilted your face sideways to meet his eyes.

"Look at me, sweetheart." He growled lowly and used your ass to grind his erection into. This really just began to undo you and as you struggled to maintain eye contact, you could feel your climax knotting in your belly. They seemed to notice your heightened state and released you from their grips. Chaos standing up and carefully removing his clothes. As Mysterion let you go to copy him, you almost slid to the ground, not expecting the sudden lack of stimulation. You caught yourself and found yourself stepping back to lean against the table and let your eyes wander over their bodies. They both had lean muscles that were easy to see but not over the top. And they were both tall and... big. Too big for you, you worried. But you were willing to try. Mysterion kept his mask on while Chaos took his helm off. You could see Mysterion's golden blonde hair though as he approached you and pulled you into him. Your legs were jelly and your body was putty in his hands.

He kissed you roughly and rolled his hips against yours to grind his dripping cock against your stomach. You tangled your hands in his hair and pushed yourself against him as tightly as you could. A dark chuckle bubbled from his lips as he felt your wetness against him.

"Use your words, baby. Consent is key." He smirked against your lips.

"Please."

"Please, what?"

"Please, fuck me."

"Yes ma'am." He grinned and slid his cock into you painfully slowly. He lifted your leg to rest on his waist and he began thrusting, pulling whines and cries from your mouth. As his pace picked up, his hand gripped your leg so hard you were sure there would be perfect fingerprint bruises tomorrow. The low moans that poured from him only made you wetter and closer to your climax.

He suddenly slowed down and pressed a chaste kiss to your lips before calling out for Chaos.

"You wanna finish her off?" He shot you a smirk as you groaned in displeasure due to the sudden stop.

"Course I do. Can't let ya have all the fun." Professor Chaos took his place, eyes roaming your body in the dirtiest way possible. He took the slick from your pussy to wet his cock. You wondered how he was coping with the evidently painful erection. "You ready, darlin'?" You nodded, wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him roughly, practically begging him with that kiss. He started hard and fast, lips still locked with yours as his hips snapped against yours in a subtly unsteady rhythm. His moans were more like growls as he held the nape of your neck, watching your face contort in pleasure. He used his other hand to rub his thumb over your clit. It was hard but not too fast. Just enough pressure and speed to make the knot begin to tighten quicker than before.

"I'm close, I'm close." You breathed out, digging your fingernails into his shoulders, panting as you shook with pleasure and anticipation.

"Good girl. Cum for me." He gripped your jaw and studied your face as you cried out and allowed your climax to wash over you, "Goddamn." He choked out, feeling your pussy tighten and spasm around his cock. His thumb continued relentlessly on your clit throughout your orgasm until you finally went limp. He pulled out and lowered you gently to the floor.

"I think I have an idea." Mysterion appeared beside his comrade and offered you a sly smirk. His hand pumped over his dick, watching you attempt to catch your breath. He seemed to be enjoying your fucked out appearance almost as much as fucking you. Chaos caught on quickly but kept his pace slower. You had your own idea, however, and pushed yourself up to take Mysterion's cock in your mouth and pushed your head down until the tip of his cock pressed against the soft spot in the back of your throat. You looked up at him with the sweetest eyes you'd ever given anyone and continued to keep your cheeks hollowed and bob your head in the quickest pace you could manage.

"Fuck, princess. So pretty and willing." He bit his lip and he bucked his hips in time with your pace until he began to falter. You could feel him twitching in your mouth and you pressed yourself further until your nose brushed his pelvis. You could hear him moaning and grunting in a strangled sort of way. You felt hot ropes drip down your throat and you swallowed quickly, multiple times as the squeezing of your throat seemed to draw out every single drop. When you pulled away, you licked your lips, surprised at just how much cum had been emptied into your mouth. He knelt down quickly to kiss you and lick the saliva from your lips. Fuck, that might've been the hottest thing that had ever happened to you.

Once Mysterion had released you, you turned your gaze upon Professor Chaos, who was definitely struggling to keep it together. That was definitely the sexiest thing he'd ever seen.

"Your turn." You shuffled on your knees to kitten lick the tip of his cock. He groaned lowly and you happily took him in your mouth, flattening your tongue against the underside of his dick and similarly sliding him all the way to the back of your throat, taking a slower pace to recover from the abuse your throat had already endured. He gripped your hair and rolled his hips slowly, taking in the view with pleasure. You offered him the same sweet gaze and he seemed to blush. Just a bit. You picked up your pace and he matched it until you were at the fastest pace you could take and you felt him getting closer and closer. Again, you applied the same trick of pressing forward to take him to the hilt and his hips jerked, finally releasing sticky, hot ropes down your throat.

"Goddamn. Shit." He stuttered out, his voice softening to its normal tone as he held your head where it was until he finished. As soon as he pulled out, he pulled you up by your arms and roughly kissed you, tasting himself in your mouth. His tongue seemed to reach all the way down your sensitive throat and you moaned softly against him.

"That was the best thing a gal has ever done to me." He admitted as he pulled out of the kiss.

"I tried." You whispered, smiling softly. Mysterion was already there with towels and you let them clean you up. Those moments afterwards you really saw the softer parts of them as they made sure you were ok and got you water.

After you'd managed to all get dressed again, it didn't take long for a soft makeout session to start, you trying to split your attention equally between the two boys. Mysterion got an evil smile at one point and pulled Chaos in for a hot and heavy kiss. You were taken aback but definitely not complaining. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end and it seemed to end all too quickly.

"We ought to take you home, doll." Chaos ran his thumb over your swollen lips and motioned with his head to Mysterion, who scooped you up. Professor Chaos picked up your bag and they began to walk out, carrying you along with them.

"Aren't you supposed to blindfold me or something." You asked.

"Now, we can't be doing that every single time." Mysterion winked and you blushed, definitely not expecting that answer.

"So, we'll be doing this again?" You asked, almost in a whisper.

"If that's what ya want, darlin'." Chaos replied. You nodded and hid your face in Mysterion's shoulder until you finally arrived home.

You offered your phone to them, indicating they should put their numbers in. Once they'd finished, you shyly kissed each of them.

"I hope I don't have to wait too long." You smiled sweetly.

"Definitely not." Mysterion elbowed Chaos and chuckled.

"But who are you, Mysterion?" He laughed a bit and lifted his mask just enough for you to see and quickly slid it back on again.

"Kenny?" You were definitely shocked. You'd never really interacted with him before and you weren't complaining that he was the secret superhero.

"See you around, sweetheart. Give us a call if you're ever in any trouble." He winked and pulled you in for a last kiss before hopping out your window.

"Well, see ya, darlin'. You ever need anyone taken care of, you know who to ask." He kissed both of your cheeks before pressing a particularly sweet one to your lips and followed Mysterion.

Definitely not what you were expecting when you moved to the small town of South Park.

i hope it was what you wanted! i was struggling a bit cause ive never really posted any smut that ive written so i really hope it was good 😭.

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#mysterion #mysterion x reader #professor chaos #professor chaos x reader #butters stotch x reader #butters stotch #butters x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny x reader #south park x reader #south park kenny #south park butters

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alornights · 1 year

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hello! if your requests are open i’d like to req mysterion x fem!villain!reader (aka shes on Prof. Chaos’ side :D) and she’s always dressing up as mysterion just to fuck around and do weird shit pretending to be him for shits n gigs!! ^^

headcanons r great if you wanna do that but if you wanna do a fic u can! (if you wanna make this nsfw age him up pleas 🙏😨)

⟢ just like you.

➜ in which ! you dress as mysterion for shits and giggles.

💌 ﹫mysterion aka, kenny mccormick.

✩ 🎸 warnings﹗bit of violent descriptions.

🍓 ⟡ notes — we love a good villain!! i dont do nsfw lmao so no worries on that part, but i do hope you enjoy this lil headcanon/fic thing <3

it actually wasn't your idea to dress up as mysterion rather it was butters who overheard the guys talking while he was in the jail cell on how if you wore a mysterion costume, he'd flip out.

oh how fun it was to dress up as him.

barely anyone could tell it wasn't him unless they got a close-up of you. so obviously, as a villain, you do some rather, reckless things. like robbery. and arson. and a tad bit of demon summoning.

so when the mysterious man wakes up and checks the news to see all the allegations about him and sees you instead.

he goes nuts.

"What the FUCK, is wrong with you?!" He sneered, kicking you to a wall, letting your body sag as you coughed a bit. "Do you know how much shit I've had to deal with because of you?"

Despite the pain you may be in, you smile back. "Aw shucks, did little ole me get you into that much trouble?"

He stares at you in disbelief before dropping down to where you sat. "You summoned a bunch of demons. What do you think?"

"I think I looked hot doing it." You simply responded, cupping his cheek with a wink. "You agree don't you mystery man?"

no he does not find you hot. he finds you extremely beautiful.

if it weren't for the fact that you were a villain and had committed so many crimes he totally would not be kissing you right now.

"Don't get your hopes up." He responded plainly holding out his hand to help you stand up.

"Uh huh sure." You responded with a knowing tone before turning around, "I'll see you tomorrow for another fun night, cya!"

no, he did not let you go because he has fun chasing you down and fighting you. no, he did not let you go because without you his life would most certainly not be less boring.

does he regret letting you go though? absolutely.

two days later he wakes up to see that all over twitter there are pictures of "him" drawing penises everywhere, giving people sign-up sheets to join professor chaos, and hanging around + helping racoon man summon a bunch of dead people to be your minions.

is later forced to do a press meeting with the freedom pals explaining to the public that no, that is not him.

"You can not keep getting away with his."

"But you let me because you love me."

"I do not."

You raised an eyebrow holding out your hands. "Okay, then arrest me, hero. Since you do not love me and instead, hate me."

He stares at you blankly as you smiled cockily. "You suck."

You laughed loudly walking up to him, slinging your arms around his neck, and pressing your bodies together. "Sure sure, you suck too."

He groaned turning away as you pressed a kiss to his cheek.

Life would just be too boring without you.

#south park x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #mysterion x reader

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buttery-chaos · 11 months

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I hope I'm not bothering you by asking that but since you posted some Kenny X Chaos content I was wondering, how would you explain their relationship dynamic? If you cannot answer there's no problem, I understand!

(I'm new here that's why I'm asking that)

Thanks in advance!!

thats alright!! I love getting asked questions abt bunny 💖esp if its love square related hehe

tbhh their relationship is hard to think abt bc i dont imagine the two running into each other often? They don't really have much reason to interact u know, not in the way mysterion and butters may have

but for the most part i kind of imagine it as kenny taking it as an opportunity to come at chaos from a different angle. He's not mysterion so it's not like he can just fight him LOL so he usually tries to just talk to him instead Chaos on the other hand is SO SCARED bc its kenny. maybe hes scared of kenny figuring out its him, or just doesnt want kenny to see him doing any thing wrong in the worst case of kenny figuring out its him later down the line (bound to happen btw)

their dynamic is just kinda silly ig! kenny isnt threatened or scared of him and acts a bit too casual when running into him which chaos cannot understand even if chaos threatens him to try and make him go away kenny doesnt take it seriously and calls his bluff so like or not chaos is usually forced to talk to him i think kenny talking to chaos would be a big step in mysterion warming up to him later tho <3

uhh sorry i kinda just rambled BUT c,: yeah tldr; kenny uses words to try and convince chaos he doesnt have to be bad and chaos HATES IT bc duh kenny is a weak spot for him so its not necessarily that theyd be in love or anything? pointing at my love square chart c:

#this is essentially how they r in my fic LOL #i cannot imagine them much dif so #hope this helps <3 #ramble #ask #anon

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pinkrifle · 1 year

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HI HI HIHI MY LAST POST WAS AB CHUBY MYSTERION,,, SO I BRING TO U

— 🫐 chubbie mysterion x superhero!reader 🦴 (hcs)

cws/tws: none, just please don’t fetishize this post as it’s weird 🤦‍♀️ also this is not in any way supposed to be nsfw, and pleas don’t take it as such, i initially wanted to write it as his original age but i didn’t specify it in the fic so you could read it in any age interpretation you want

meeting mysterion was a treat for u!! after your team meeting with his, you bump into eachother and you feel his SOFTNESS,,, immediately fall in love.

well obvi your not with him jus for his weight,, he’s brooding and smart n cute and GGRA!! everytime you meet with an enemy of yours he’s always swooping in if the enemy brings on too big of an attack.

after a few months you guys just click with eachother and your CLINGING to eachother, like two velcro stuffies.

making sus jokes to him and him subtly laughing under his breath>:) calling him all these kind of vulgarities

when he finally asks you to be his partner-in-anticrime (ba dum tss) you immediately say yes and kiss him wherever is available.

all superhero’s have weaknesses, and mysterion is a little insecure about his weight.. that won’t happen around you!!

always hugging him from behind all giddy and making a honk sound out of love, getting him all blushy 🫶🫶🫶

when y’all r alone you always rant about how cute he is even if he thinks his chubbyness holds him back from being a real hero, sweet nothings is all that falls out of your mouth

squeezing his tummy even if it isn’t that chub, you js love ur amazing brave hero bf 🎀

laying on his legs after a long night of protecting the city, just ends up with him trying to cover up his flushed face cuz his partner loves him sm (who doesn’t?!!2¥]]2)

always reassuring him there’s nothing wrong with his body and it’s normal for his age because of puberty, jokingly smooching his fluffiest parts

if your chubby too, you guys would have venting sessions just to bond and reconcile with eachother, ending up with teary hugs n kisses

always making sure he eats right, the last thing you want is your pookie getting sick and you have no more partner to destroy prof chaos!!

if anyone (COUGH. RACOON) makes fun of mysterion for his weight or chubbi ness no matter how chubby mysterion may be you will always beat tf out of them.

C: WOOWWW—nice, mysterion! putting on a couple pounds? too stressful? wellllll just leave it up to ME to save the city then! >:)

u!!: friendly fire will not be tolerated (rocks his shit)

never letting mysterion be sad near you in sight!! and if he ever feels the need to repress his emotions to keep up his mysterious persona, your always there to pull him aside and let him sob into his arms for as long as he needs.

always cuddling him super tight in the night because everyone needs a teddy bear in their life!! and if your chubby too the both of you will cling onto eachother 🫶

the compliments are not only one sided, if you ever feel insecure about being too skinny or too chubby he’ll always stop to take your hands in his or do something randomly poetic to make you swoon further and holds you close for the rest of the day/night

annoying nicknames you give him drive him nuts (in a good way, bur he hates actually saying he likes it) like honey bun, pookie, knight in purple armor. but obviously you won’t call him anything that relates to his weight, regardless (it just feels wrong)

you don’t talk about his weight too much, but you admire him for being so amazing and pushing thru !!!

WILL NEVER STOP TALKINF ABOUR CHUBBY MYSTERION. EVER SINC I SAW THAT VIDEO/DRAWINF I GO NUTS HES SO ADORABLE ☹️,,,

#mysterion #hearts for mysterion #mysterion x reader #hehe chubby mysterion #CHUBBY MYSTERIONN #（✿ ◞◟）🫧 marj writes! ﹒

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fatsillykewn · 4 months

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HEYY EVERYNAN

I’m kinda lost on what to post on this account so I’ve decided I wanted to share my South Park favorites list. These are my favorite episodes so far in my re-run of the tv show! ENJOY 😽

Best episodes are in the chronological order of the tv show: Starts with season one at the bottom, ends with the current season I am on at the top. The episodes listed are my personal favorites out of each season. The numbered list has no relation to favoritism!

(The entire show of South Park + banned episodes) for reference:

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1_bCeYxekGm4CG1np1occgxPGnjizbR00

1. S20-

2. S19E7 Naughty Ninjas

3. S19E6 Tweek X Craig

4. S19E4 You’re Not Yelping

5. S19E1 Stunning And Brave

6. S18E10 #HappyHolograms

7. S18E9 #Rehash

8. S18E8 Cock Magic

9. S18E7 Grounded Vindaloop

10. S18E3 The Cissy

11. S17E6 Ginger Cow

12. S17E5 Taming Strange

13. S17E2 Informative Murder Porn

14. S16E10 Insecurity

15. S16E8 Sarcastaball

16. S16E7 Cartman Finds Love

17. S16E6 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

18. S16E4 Jewpacabra

19. S16E3 Faith Hilling

20. S15E12 1%

21. S15E9 The Last Of The Meheecans

22. S15E8 Ass Burgers

23. S15E5 Crack Baby Athletic Association

24. S15E1 HUMANCENTiPAD

25. S14E14 Crème Fraiche

26. S14E13 Coon vs. Coon & Friends

27. S14E12 Mysterion Rises

28. S14E9 It’s A Jersey Thing

29. S14E8 Poor and Stupid

30. S14E4 You Have 0 Friends

31. S13E14 Pee

32. S13E11 Whale Whores

33. S13E8 Dead Celebrities

34. S13E7 Fatbeard

35. S13E5 Fishsticks

36. S12E13 Elementary School Musical

37. S12E11 Pandemic (2)

38. S12E10 Pandemic (1)

39. S12E9 Breast Cancer Show Ever

40. S12E3 Major Boobage

41. S12E1 Tonsil Trouble

42. S11E14 The List

43. S11E12 Imaginationland (3)

44. S11E11 Imaginationland (2)

45. S11E10 Imaginationland (1)

46. S11E7 Night Of The Living Homeless

47. S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy

48. S10E7 Tsst

49. S10E2 Smug Alert!

50. S9E11 Ginger Kids

51. S9E10 Follow That Egg

52. S9E9 Marjorine

53. S9E1 Mr Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina

54. S8E14 Woodland Critter Christmas

55. S8E6 The Jeffersons

56. S8E5 AWESOM-O

57. S8E1 Good Times With Weapons

58. S7E11 Casa Bonita

59. S7E8 South Park Is Gay!

60. S7E2 Krazy Kripples

61. S6E7 Simpsons Already Did It

62. S6E6 Professor Chaos

63. S5E14 Butters’ Very Own Episode

64. S5E13 Kenny Dies

65. S5E10 How To Eat With Your Butt

66. S5E6 Cartmanland

67. S4E15 Fat Camp

68. S4E6 Cherokee Hair Tampons

69. S3E9 Jewbilee (3)

70. S3E8 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub (2)

71. S3E7 Cat Orgy (1)

72. S3E5 Tweek vs. Craig

73. S2E17 Gnomes

74. S2E15 Spooky Fish

75. S2E10 Chickenpox

76. S1E8 Starvin’ Marvin

#south park #south park fandom #sp fandom

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incorrect-quotes-2-the-startling · 2 years

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The Great Mouse Debacle

Dear All, I saw a mouse, where? there in the meeeting room, there in the meeting room right there, etc etc...His name is Malcom and although he is very cute I'm afraid he cannot stay so we need to put some traps down. Also please make sure no food is left out for him - particularly large pieces of cake! - I'm not imagining this as Tupperware, Mysterion and New-Kid also saw him (albeit rather briefly) - Wonder-Tweek

Lets get him! - Fastpass I'm not sure which is more worrying. The mouse in the meeting room, or that Tweek needs reassurance that he's not seeing imaginary critters - Call-Girl

I say we catch him alive and fatten him up for the next milestone feast... - Mosquito MMMMMMMmmmmmmm Chicken - Fastpass I almost stepped on him last week - New-Kid Lets catch him and keep him as a pet. Failing that I could use him as a friend to keep Stripe company. - Super-Craig Leave the mouse alone. He wont hurt ya - Mysterion

I like to wear mice as hats. - Damien Let's make our next game about him. Malcolm the MF Mouse... - Tupperware So that's who's been stinkey'n up the loo and not turning the fan on!!! Of course! He cant reach the fan! - Human-Kite Nor can he aim, apparently. - Tool-Shed Let get the little furry F**K. - Fastpass We can always get a mouse-friendly trap rather than a snappy trap...Although where to dump him when he's caught....? - Call-Girl

OUT THE WINDOOOOOoooowww................. *splat* Just kidding - Mysterion Simple: a combination mouse trap and catapult. *SNAP - SPROING - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH - . . . . . . . . . . thud* - New-Kid I take it that the “THUD” is you whacking him out of bounds with your baseball bat? - Henrietta shouldn't that be SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK - WHOOSH? - Professor Chaos Maybe we could invest in a cat. - Human-Kite Down Cartman's trousers! - Super-Craig

I just love the sexy scurry of a lady mouse, Leave the mouse alone, Leave all mice alone, My darlin I, cant get enough of you love baby.... la la la la la - Mysterion No, it should be: SNAP - SPROING - SQUEAK – WHOOSH – ting (microwave done) - New-Kid Did you have a bad mouse experience during your childhood??? - Call-Girl Gee, that X-Box demo would have worked heaps better if they'd thrown a mouse into a room full of mouse traps already primed with other mice, setting off a chain reaction of SNAPs, SQUEAKs and SPROINGs. - Mosquito This is my one line comment. - Doctor Timothy

Maybe we can convince Mysterion to eat it? - Tool-Shed That'll take a lot more convincing then five dollars - Mysterion You can do it! - Fastpass Or we could put it back where it belongs .. plugged into the back of somebody's computer. - New-Kid Hasn't anyone seen Stuart Little??? He could be our ticket to fame and fortune! - The Coon In the sequel to Stuart Little, they're gonna have him infect the happy family with the plague. - Damien

Has anyone ever seen both Cartman and the rat at the same time?... just wondering if there's some secret identity thingy going on. - Human-Kite Maybe he's the little bastard moving everyone's stuff - Tool-Shed So was it the mouse that was sneaking smokes in the toilet? Seems like the poor little thing is getting blamed for everything else - Call-Girl Let's get him! - Fastpass I could use another mouse or two to help power my car... - Mysterion We should cover the room with flour and see where his little tracks lead. Then douse the mongrel in petrol - Damien

nah.. That's not funny.. That's just a bit sick - Mosquito Let's just cover the room in Petrol and light it up now! - New-Kid WOOOHOOO!! An old fashion burnin'! Let me duck home and grab me roastin' trousers - Damien I'm beginning to see the start of the Stinky Meat Project part 2 ;-) - Fastpass Put his little mouse head on a big dirty pike as a warning to others... - Henrietta Lets just all burn our pants. - Mysterion Umm, you go first - Tool-Shed

Let's get him! - Fastpass You all want to jump me now I've burnt my pants huh? - Mysterion One of my friends had a story about his father doing the mouse vs petrol thing when he was young, and with its last chance at revenge, the burning mouse ran into some very long, very dry grass, set the grass alight, and burned down a whole farm.. crops, machinery, house, and also the people who owned it... - New-Kid hahahahaha cooooooool - Damien See, vicious little mongrels, mice. Burn your house down soon as look at you. They're dangerous! Arsonists! Satanists! They must be stopped, before it's too late. It's us or them. [oh, and I'm always available for a pants burning. name a time] - Mosquito

Let's get him! - Fastpass Release your anger and complete the journey to the dark side... - Mysterion Why don't we just get HIM? - Tupperware That's not the mouse you are looking for.. Move along, move along. - Human-Kite Let's get him! - Fastpass I don't think Mysterion needs any help releasing . . . - Call-Girl Certainly not releasing so much as restraining. - Tool-Shed Has anyone heard the one about the mouse and giraffe that met in a bar? - Mosquito

Yep - Tupperware I think we should all try and get out of the HQ a little more - Call-Girl Woowoo! Call-Girl said we can all go home! - The Coon Let get HIM then! - Fastpass Let's have pants burning as a random encounter, or even a full mission. Somebody keeps sneaking into the base and setting fire to peoples pants - Tupperware There isn't really a mouse. I just made the whole thing up lol - Tweek THERE IS NOW DAMMIT!!! - Damien

Lets get Tweek then? - Fastpass Blah blah blah! - Doctor Timothy Dracula impressions? Really? - Super-Craig blah blah blah, dude! (keanu in dracula) - Tupperware If it was MY mouse, Id say like: Get back in the kitchen and cook me some pie bee-atch - The Coon You have a pie-cooking mouse? - Human-Kite Yeah of course I do - The Coon

If you don't mind I'd like to borrow it for the night. - Tool-Shed

You need help. - Call-Girl

That's WHY I need the mouse . . I feel he could add some valuable insights into my non-existent social life - Tool-Shed

Let's just set up a big barbed wire cage (or even better, a dome) and have a sort of last man standing dealie. The winner gets to eat the mouse... - Mosquito

I'm in - Damien

Are we fighting the mouse or each other? - New-Kid

I assumed the idea was to beat each other to a bloody pulp. - Damien

Sure, but I've always wanted to compete versus a rodent [I might actually have a chance of winning]. - Mosquito Aaaaaargh! - Doctor Timothy "I'm not imagining this as Tupperware, Mysterion and New-Kid also saw him (albeit rather briefly)" I'd just like to categorically deny ever seeing a mouse. Tweek is a loon. - Mysterion Catch mE IF you cann!!!! i'Ve BEEEN crappping in YoUr Koffee for ^Wee&ks. HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!! The MOuS!!!!-----

#south park the fractured but whole #Tweek Tweak #Jimmy Valmer #Wendy Testabuger #Clyde Donovan #South Park New Kid #Craig Tucker #Kenny Mccormick #Damien Thorn #Tolkien Black #kyle brovlofski #Stan Marsh #Henrietta Biggle #Butters Scotch #Timmy Burch #Eric Cartman #incorrect quote

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chaotic-guinea-pig · 3 months

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I love your works! <3 Would you ever write for other SP ships like Creek, Bunny?

AHHHH THANK YOU!! ❤

Honestly, if the inspiration ever strikes and if I'm not too busy. 😭 I'm neutral on Bunny tbh (I might make an exception for Professor Chaos x Mysterion though) but for Creek?? Definitely!! They were my first OTP in this fandom hehe.

You did remind me of something: I actually have a canon-typical, pre-relationship Creek WIP that's been in draft hell for a year now, titled 'May The Best Matchmaker Win':

Basically, Tweek (and then Jason) is enlisted by the South Park girls to set up Bebe and Craig together, since he's a close friend of Craig. He knows nothing about matchmaking however, so the girls give him one of those dating magazines with pseudo psychological tips about relationships to help him out (which Tweek thinks is some weird witchcraft 😭)

MEANWHILE: Craig and those guys find two wedding invitations... one for Craig and Bebe, and another for Bebe and Tweek. All set for the coming weekend. They convince themselves that these are relics from the future, and the universe is in danger because there are two conflicting timelines and so, they take it upon themselves to set up Tweek and Bebe.

So now, there's just a silly game of Tweek trying to get Craig and Bebe together, where unbeknownst to him, Craig, Clyde, Tolkien and Jimmy are all trying to get Tweek with Bebe with romcom schemes. And of course along the way, both Craig and Tweek have conflicting feelings along the way.

There is a hugeee misunderstanding about the actual situation on both ends...

... because it turns out in the end, it's just all for a pretend, surprise wedding for Bebe's birthday party.

#asks #sp creek #getting huge throwbacks thinking about this fic #I wanna revive it one day but I'm just stuck on how to progress

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potatopotaahto · 4 years

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request for @migguy: Professor Chaos and Mysterion!!

imagine butters go to yahoo answer typing “What should i do when my enemies turn out to be my best friend that i love a lot? Help????”

#sp bunny #kenny x butters #south park #kenny mccormick #Butters Stotch #sp kenny #sp butters #mysterion #professor chaos #my art #comic #request #kenny hair looks messy and perfect at the same time #i love how it turn out

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dusksmote · 4 years

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their kid gonna come out like............. el tigre

#sp bunny #kenny x butters #butters x kenny #professor chaos #mysterion #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #mpreg #south park #muh art #request #i LOVE bunny #but uhhhh i love chaos x mysterion more >B^)#thanks anon for the request ^^ this one was really fun

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creamymilkk · 2 years

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Mysterion it is!

Got an imagine or headcanons on mysterion with his crush being a villain? Reader also has powers, similar to mysterion - but has been talked into being a villain by professor chaos, working as another underling. ♡ thank you!

⚜️♡ “DON'T ever talk to her like that!” ♡⚜️

Mysterion x reader

|-(Pairing/Pairings): (Kenny/Mysterion) and Reader.

|-(Format): Headcanon/Blurb.

|-(Summary): Mysterion crush becomes a villain, The Coon finds out and he has a "very polite and nice chat" about it.

(Note: THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA ^^^ I will make the reader a female because it fits more for Kenny and since the asker didn't say which gender, which I don't mind. Also V/N will mean: Villain Name! Also I'm really into this so if anyone would request a series of this i would lol anyways! Enjoy lovely 💕)

♡ Mysterion doesn't EVER fall in love with superheroes and most importantly with a villain. Since Mysterion is like a smaller Batman.

♡ Though Mysterion does get crushes on normal non superheroes/villains, and he did have a crush on little old you.

♡ You of course wouldn't know this, since this guy is a superhero.

♡ Also you would have wanted to join the superheroes since you have a power which nobody knew. That power is dying but coming back again for some reason.

♡ Of course you being the best person ever you would have joined the good side, But oh you would have never known. Professor Chaos knew you wanted to join the superheroes.

♡ He being the best spy already knew the superhero Mysterion had a crush on you, so he would basically make Mysterion easy and soft.

♡ Professor Chaos would have talked you into the whole villain game, like how he talked to girls to be in the kiss company.

♡ Also he needed more people working for him, with that being said. You worked on your villain outfit and your villain name. V/N which fits you so well.

♡ Then Mysterion found out you are V/N, which made him like Professor Chaos said weak and soft but oh boy he was wrong. If you two were fighting he would have gone easy on you.

♡ Soon The Coon would have found out Mysterion had a crush on V/N.

♡ So he went to have a “nice talk” about it.

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Mysterion sat on a tall building while his legs would be on the edge of the building, looking at the starry night of South Park. It was a full moon at this small hillbilly town, still can't get over y/n the sweetest girl being or working for Professor Chaos. Just kept replaying when he had seen y/n or v/n. He signed. He just wanted some alone time just to find out what he never had dreamt of in a million years. It just replayed and replayed, it never took a break. Until someone was behind him, he didn't know until he heard a foot step. He quickly turned around and stood in front of the stranger. Until the unknown person walked closer and it was. The Coon. “What the hell do you want Coon?” he said while talking in a forced deep voice just like the batman. “Don't you talk to me like that Mysterion.” he also said back to him with a fake deep voice. “That doesn't matter, what do you want?” Mysterion wanted to get this over with as fast as possible. “Ugh whatever, I wanted to know if you do have a crush on V/N” he said without such a deep voice like before. “So what if I do? What does it have to do with you Coon?” “It means so fucking much to me!” “Like what” said back Mysterion. “Oh I don't know, YOU not fighting like you used to be? She is just a whore like any other dumb chick” The coon said but with his true voice. “DON'T ever talk to her like that!” The blonde hair superhero said he was so close to punching his fat face. “See?? Dude this will ruin everything! You dont fucking fall in love with a villain. IT RUINS EVERYTHING like Batman with Catwoman!” The coon said back not caring about what Mysterion said before. “I don't fucking care! I just fell in love with OKAY?? I don't wanna hurt her COON” he said while putting his hands on his face but removed them quickly. “Look Mysterion. I dont fucking care if you want to fuck her. But you better NOT ruin this.” The coon said while pointing to him with his fingers that had claws. “You better fucking know where you are. Dont be a fucking pussy dude. If you do not just stop liking her, you will be kicked out of Coon and friends. Bros before hoes dude.” With that he runned into the shadows. This made Mysterion rethink everything.

💌 - Goodbye cutie <3

#south park #kenny #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny x reader #South Park x reader #sp #south park fanfiction #mysterion #mysterion x reader #superheroes #superhero x villain #requests open #request #req #req opened

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venusloveslobotomies · 1 year

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(Person who requested the prof. Chaos x reader x mysterion)

You did great! I loved it, well done <3

yay!!! this makes me so happy to read! i feel like im always gonna be nervous posting smut so the support is so appreciated <33

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falloutjay · 3 years

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Can you please do Mysterion falling in love with a Civilian reader?

I was done much faster than expected honestly!

And Im pretty happy with my outcome and I hope so are you. I love Mysterion/ Kenny and was super happy to see a request for him, so thank you for that! (ɔ◔︣‿◔︣)ɔ ❤

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Mysterion x civillian!reader

“Stretch here….Ah….And a stretch there…Ha..” A deep voice mumbled. The tall and hooded figure enjoyed the newfound relieve and his eyes wandered once more over the streets below him.

Just an hour and Toolshed would take over.

Tonight, the hero known as Mysterion was bored out of his mind. Nothing really happened. No robberies. No drunk people causing problems. Not even a little bit of arguing.

He was happy of course, that nothing happened means that they did their job well. But a five-hour shift of just looking out and being on guard if anything happens can be annoying from time to time. Kenny, his civilian name, was just done for tonight.

He had this horrible headache, that came back ever so often after an especially violent fight with his arch nemesis Professor Chaos.

His body longed for a good long sleep and he was even a little hungry.

Oh, how he would kill for that half-eaten Bagel that was in the fridge at the hero hideout.

“Focus.” Mysterion reminded himself again and took a deep breath.

“Toolshed will be here soon, then we can sleep. We do this for Karen.” Just thinking about his little sister helped him regain control of his wandering thoughts and to get a better look at the city below him, he sat down at the edge of the building he was on and let his legs dangle in the air.

The streets looked so peaceful at… Blue eyes scanned the smartwatch display… 1 in the morning already.

Lazily, but still attentively those same blue eyes wandered from left to right and right to left, taking in everything that was going on, which wasn’t much. Just some people chatting her and there since he was close to the bars and clubs of the city.

Nothing of interest until a person caught his eye. They were young and seemingly alone, walking at a quick pace and looking somewhat out of place as they didn’t look like your typical party goer.

So naturally the hero was intrigued. He carefully got up and followed the young person that walked on the streets below.

Elegantly he jumped from rooftop to rooftop to keep up with the somewhat fast person he followed.

He didn’t do this because he was some kind of creep, but his gut feeling told him this was the right thing. Something seemed fishy and his gut had never disappointed him before.

And it really never disappointed him before, but he felt like an idiot after five more minutes of following. Maybe for once his gut was wrong? It looked like they arrived at their home and tried unlocking their door.

Mysterion let out a sigh, questioning if Toolshed had maybe already arrived? Just as he was about to turn around, he heard a commotion from below.

He peeked over the edge and the person he was following was now pressed against the door they had tried to open. Some tall man held them there and looked rather angry.

“I will never doubt you again.” Mysterion mumbled as he got ready to jump down. He landed as quiet as a cat and approached the two.

“Don’t lie to me Y/N. Why were you there?”

“Like I said, I just went and got my books back. Stop following me or I will call the police.”

“Don’t try to bullshit me, dipshit.”

“Leave them alone.” Mysterion now called out and stood firm just a few feet away.

“Wha-” The man mumbled, letting go of the other person. He now approached the hero and mustered him.

“What kind of clown are you?” He said and got all up in Mysterions face. The blonde could easily smell the alcohol in his breath as he asked the question.

“The only clown I see is you.” Mysterion growled, trying to look as intimidating as he could.

Which he did with ease.

The man scoffed, looking at the person he had followed one more time before leaving angrily.

Mysterion approached the still shocked person leaning on their door. “You alright?” Now Mysterions had the time to properly look at their face and he felt warm inside, despite the cold air.

“Yeah, I’m okay, thanks to you. Thank you for getting rid of him.” The blonde loved the sound of their voice. Wow, it sounded so brilliant and lovely in his ears.

“Who was that anyway?” Mysterion questioned as the person opened the door.

“My stupid jealous ex. It has been over for ages now, but he just keeps bugging me. I was picking up some book from my study buddy and he must have gone crazy.”

“Glad to hear he is an ex.” Mysterion said charmingly, a confident smile on his lips. “Yeah, me too.” The person kept standing there, not making a move to actually go inside just yet.

“May I know your name?” Mysterion asked. “It is Y/N. May I know my saviors name?” They asked, cocking their head and with a bright smile on their face.

“Mysterion.”

“You’re one of those heroes who watches over the town right? Like in the comics?” The hero laughed. His smokey voice was like a bittersweet melody in Y/N ears.

“Pretty much yeah.”

“That’s so cool honestly. That I would get a hero’s help someday… How lucky I must be. Maybe we will see each other again, Mysterion?” “I sure hope so. Good night, Y/N.”

Mysterion said, turning around to climb up a drainpipe to get back on the roofs. “Good night, Mysterion!” Y/N called out before disappearing inside.

Up on the roof, the hero could finally let go of his super serious façade and immediately he bit his lip. Normally he had no trouble keeping his civilian persona and Mysterion separate but goddamn that Y/N?

They actually had him stumble over his thoughts for a second.

“Okay, lets meet up with Toolshed and then we are fine.” He said to himself and quickly went on his way.

A gloved hand went through golden locks and a dreamy sigh escaped pale peach lips. The owner of said things almost jumped up in surprise when a hand slammed down on his desk.

That hand belonged to a fellow superhero, named Human Kite. The most serious hero they had in their organization.

“Okay, what’s going on? You’re getting sick? Got shot? You��re not focused at all Mystery.” “Stop with that nickname or I’m gotta start calling you Human.”

“Fine…Fine.” The Human Kite said and sat on Mysterions desk. “I’m fine though, thanks for asking. I just had had an interesting encounter.” The redhaired hero raised an eyebrow.

“The high and mighty, super serious Mysterion is actually smiling and lost in thought? Must have been someone special…”

“I think…” Mysterion started and looked around, biting his lip. “I think I met my Mary-Jane or Lois Lane.” With a smug expression Mysterion looked up to the redhead.

“Damn, really? Must have been a real beauty, because I only know you as this super serious dude who everyone fears when they first see you.”

Mysterion leaned back in his chair, laughing. “Trust me, they are. Pretty h/c-colored hair, stunning e/c eyes and a body to die for.” Human Kite almost fell of the desk laughing.

“They really got ya. Better hope they like you too and are willing to be your Mary-Jane.” Kite chuckled, got up and walked away.

“Ah, come on, instead of being jealous I found someone pretty, go suck Toolshed’s dick. We all know you want it!”

Kite gave him the middle finger before leaving the facility. “You know it’s the truth.”

Mysterion shrugged, a big smile plastered across his face. Mosquito, who overheard the conversation over from his desk eyed Mysterion as he out his feet up.

“So, any plan in mind now, bsss?” He asked and looked over.

“I actually do, my Mosquito friend.”

Y/N was on their way home. It has been an exhausting day. Right now, they just wanted to get home, lay on the couch and sleep. While searching for their keys, they felt like they were being watched.

“Come on, not today…” They mumbled, sincerely hoping their ex would not bother them today. Y/N quickly opened their mailbox, snatched the letters, and went inside, feeling relieved as soon as they got to sit on the couch.

After a few minutes, which they used to decompress, they looked through the mail.

“Bill, advertisement, trash, bill…Huh?” A blank envelope was left and curiously, Y/N opened it.

Their e/c eyes scanned over the neatly written words and immediately their inside felt all fuzzy and warm.

“Dear Y/N,

I am not a man of many words nor can I write good letters.

But I have to say, I can’t get you out of my mind. My colleagues are already bullying me for it, saying you’re my Lois Lane or Mary-Jane.

If you would like to see me again, come to the old building next to the Raisins tomorrow night. I’ll be there at midnight, waiting for you.

M?”

#Mysterion x reader #kenny x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x reader

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