Shane, annoyed: Asshole. I hate you.
Farmer, in their head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, double angst with happy ending, 300K+ words.
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Neo: 'Have you been talking to my boyfriend?'
Jaune waves in the background.
Yang: I haven't been talking to your boyfriend...
Neo: ...
Yang: Your boyfriend been talking to me!
Neo: 'Excuse me!? Why would he be talking to you? You look like a mess! '
Yang: And you look like you're balding with that missing hairline!
Jaune looks on nervously.
Jaune stares blankly out into space.
Jaune: All i did was ask Yang for a pencil...
Neo: The only thing missing is 'your mom', and that is why you're such a homewrecker!
Jaune: Well, that will do it.
Yang: *enraged* hiyah!
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Danny: i can’t believe i agreed to this
Steve: this was YOUR idea
Danny: i can’t believe you agreed to this
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Scar: I have an announcement to make. Grian and I are officially a couple.
Mumbo: Scar, I think you're the last person to figure that out.
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Ahsoka: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Anakin: No.
Ahsoka: Is it a grenade?
Anakin: How do you always guess these so fast?
Ahsoka: Every time we play this game, you're either thinking of a speeder or a deadly weapon.
Anakin:...
Anakin: Huh. I guess you're right.
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Lucifer, to Mammon, Leviathan and Asmodeus: we can’t manipulate, mansplain, manwhore our way outta this one, guys
Satan: manslaughter it is then.
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Andy: Self-care is for the weak!
Nica: *coughs*
Andy: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE
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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*
Meanwhile
Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*
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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?
Sirius: Remus
James: Remus
Lily: Remus
Mary: Remus
Barty: Remus
Peter: Remus
Regulus: Remus
Dorcas: Remus, you little slut
Sirius: you kissed my brother?!
Remus: uhhh
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James: so are we flirting right now?
Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
James: that doesn't answer my question
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Mav: Today I realised I'm old
Ice: What happened?
Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok
Ice:
Mav: I saw fear in his eyes
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pspsps batfam fans, come get your dose of batfam sibling betrayal.
Based on [this] post by @justmythoughts-j !
I cant help but doodle this. I find it funny c’: Also tried drawing Tim with longer hair for funsies.
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Farmer: Shane is playing hard to get.
Farmer: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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