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#IK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEVIATHAN
potatobugz · 5 months
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stanmammon · 3 years
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hi its me again, i did not want to leave some characters/brothers out and ik you have a <5 per ask rule so pt 2 for the flex ask 🙈🙈 with lucifer, asmo, levi, diavolo, and simeon pretty pls,, thank you!!!! 💜
Asmodeus: 
Asmodeus knows a gaze of admiration when he sees one and knew from the start you were asking him specifically because you wanted to admire him in all his glory, though he didn’t think his arms were the main attraction. He always teases you as he opened the jars, telling you that you should be more honest with yourself if you want him to spend time with you. When he learned that you like to stare at his arms he made sure to dress for the occasion, once again saying he loved the way you undressed him with your eyes and that he’d happily allow you to touch him if you really wanted to.
Diavolo: 
Diavolo had never minded opening jars for you as it was so rare that someone would ask him for things that were this simple but when your motive is revealed he’s even more amused than before. You did this simply to see him flex? Should his feelings be hurt that you only saw him as eye candy? He’s of course simply joking and mentioned that he didn’t really mind that you found him attractive, in fact, you were the only person he would happily flex for without feeling as though his time was being wasted. He told you to come to him for all jar-related problems from now on, stating that he’d get rather jealous if you turned to someone else for this important task. 
Leviathan: 
Levi isn’t the person you would generally come to with physical tasks which is why he’s nearly brought to tears when you assign him the role of ‘jar opener’, promising that no one else could possibly fulfill it. Pressing buttons on a controller and ripping open countless Akuzon packages had managed to give Levi a decent amount of muscles and you loved to see them in action when he opened things for you, innocent smile on your face as you thanked him sweetly for his time. He thinks he might pass out when he discovers that you were admiring his arms, face dyed a deep red as you explain you couldn’t help but find him even more attractive not just because of his arms but because of how helpful he was even when he could be playing video games or watching anime instead.
Lucifer: 
Lucifer is a little exasperated that you can’t manage to open a jar for yourself but he’d always been weak to your charms and since you only came when he wasn’t busy, he supposed there was no harm in throwing you a bone. Learning the real reason behind your requests mildly annoys him but he can’t say that it isn’t also quite funny since even he hadn’t detected any ulterior motive from you. He says there are plenty of other things he can do if you wanted to see his muscles in action but refuses to elaborate, telling you to name them yourself before he confirms or denies anything.
Simeon: 
You think you should feel a little more guilty about openly thirsting over an angel’s arms flexing as he kindly opened all sorts of things for you but in the end, Simeon was the one who caught on to what you were doing quickest. It was his fault that his attire put his beautiful arm muscles on display so wonderfully and though you’re quick to apologize when Simeon calls you out on your obvious gawking, he tells you he doesn’t truly mind. It’s nice to be admired and your gaze is one of his favorite compliments, knowing that he attracted your attention and admiration made him rather happy even if you were being a bit dishonest (more with yourself than him).
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storysofmyown · 3 years
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can u do a hc on how the brothers n u would b in quarantine? ik there would b no quarantine in devildom but yk dhsjsjjs-
Of course! And as someone who has been in quarantine since almost February, this was a little too real XD
Lucifer:
Oh? There's a quarantine? Time to be productive!
He goes full mother mode and starts cleaning the whole house while also making the brothers clean their rooms and help him up.
He doesn't use the "does this spark joy?" Methods, nah, he uses the "if it's on the ground it's getting thrown out"
That's how Levi almost lost one of figurines. Poor boy dove on the floor to save it a still has the scrap
Besides cleaning, Lucifer also spent most of his time doing the paperwork he would usually do at night.
This man went in strong and finished all the paperwork in 2 weeks and so...he was forced to spend time with his brothers.
Worst/best months of his life. He has never been so close with his brothers...and he absolutely hates it-
On the bright side, he has discovered new ways to punish his brothers in different, inventive ways. (RIP Mammon)
Mammon:
While some may think he would be from the ones that have the hardest time, he actually suffered from it the first few weeks and then he just...grew uses to it?
Tho, Lucifer did give him a hard time with his room. Was his floor always this color? Or did it change when you mopped it?
Also, how the hell was there loose change in his room?! How the hell did he not know about it!?
After that he offered to help clean the others room just so he could snatch any loose change they had.
Tho, the part that most bothered him of being quarantined was not being able to go out and go to casinos or get to his usual schemes
But then, he found a couple of online games that fueled his addiction to gamble
"I mean! It's a gambling game, with all the real life stuff...but get this! You don't actually have to spend or lose any money! Isn't that great?!"
"You do realize that also means you don't make any money...right?"
"...what-"
Leviathan:
This boy didn't even know there was a quarantine the whole time.
He thought it was weird how everyone was always home all of a sudden but he had many events, games, animes and mangas to care for to ask his brothers why they were at the house all the time. 
This whole thing did make him grow closer to his brothers tho. Since, he is basically the king of isolation (Elsa who? Nah, Levi) all the others kept constantly bugging him and asking him for recommendations of games and even shows to watch.
He has like 70 new records on his games and didn't even bat an eye when Lucifer told him they would be taking online classes. His response was just “Nice, less people!”
Which got a whine out of Asmo who is so touch starved
The day Lucifer announced the quarantine was over everyone was happy except for Levi who just ???
“There was a quarantine going on?”
“You are a useless otaku, you know that-”
“SHUT UP MAMMON”
Satan:
This man went into quarantine with a whole ass library worth of unread books and he came out being able to recite them like old poetry, learned 6 languages (without including morse code), is basically a chef at this point, has a whole ass youtube channel to debunking stupid theories he saw on the internet and knows how to play violin, piano, and the flute.
He wasted zero seconds being stuck in that house. He used them all to gain knowledge.
He even started to read some mangas from levi just because he had read ALL of his books at least twice and he wouldnt be getting any new because he couldn't leave to go to the library.
Tho, his and Lucifer’s relationship got better...and worse at the same time.
The two spent so much time stranded with one another they are physically sick of seeing the others face. Satan literally put a spell on Lucifer so that he wouldn't be able to see him for a whole day. He was grounded an entire month.
Being grounded from the stuff he liked to do ended up making him have to play along with his brothers ideas. Which only gave Lucifer more headache. Satan 1 - Lucifer 0.
Asmo:
“DEAR LORD THIS TORTURE!”
“It hasn't even been 3 days-”
“AND YET I HAVE LOST SUBS, BEEL! This is all because the lightning in this house is LESS than ideal for my beautiful skin!”
This poor demon has never been as touch starved as he is during the whole process.
He is constantly whining about how he just wants to be hugged and held. It makes all the brothers sick of hi by the third day. Tho, he does manage to get some hugs a day from them! Even from Levi the reclusive.
Also, you KNOW this man made himself an only fans account.
He got so fucking popular on it even Diavolo heard of it...which obviously meant Lucifer found out and close the account.
“Eeeeeh?! But what about my fans?! They cant possibly survive this quarantine without my precious face!”
“I’m sure they will manage.”
“You are so mean! Where am i going to get from the attention and compliments I deserve?”
“You literally compliment yourself every 2 seconds in front of the mirror.”
“It’s not the same, Belphegor!”
Also, this boy did so many g=face masks and shit he basically came out shinning-
Beel:
This poor boy gets in trouble so much. But he cant help himself! he gets hungry and being able to just...get up and go into the kitchen is a possibility he is not about to throw away!
Like! How is he supposed to resist?!
Besides! It was Lucifer’s fault for buying a month worth of groceries knowing Beel would be around. They didn't last an hour.
On the other hand, has actually been working out quite a lot.
And! Boy even managed to convince Levi to work out with him as well!
Granted, Leviathan didn't make it 10 minutes in, but it was fun for Beel to instruct his brother! : D
Beel actually would be one of the less that suffered during the whole time. Yes he missed going out and tasting new restaurants. But he loves his family and enjoys spending time with them quite a bit!
Belphegor:
He literally slept trough the whole thing.
The day it started he looked at Lucifer and went “Welp, i’m going to hibernate. Wake me up when its over.”
Lucifer only rolled his eyes...but almost a week later he realized that Belphegor was being serious about not waking up at all-
So, Beel was instructed to wake him up.
He was in a bad mood for being woken up, and groggy the rest of the day. But after that, he started to spend a lot of time with both Asmodeus and Leviathan playing games.
He even managed to win against Levi once!
Also, Belphegor spent the whole time procrastinating on doing any chores Lucifer gave him. Clean his room? Good luck waking him up. Do the laundry? Awe, too bad Beel ate the detergent. Help Satan on the kitchen? He almost burned Mammon in the process because he feel asleep watching over boiling water. 
Bonus on one of my Mc’s just because I can
During this whole thing I can see my Mc, Amaria,driving Satan crazy! She wouldn't leave his side at all XD. She would also be constantly helping Mammon, Belphie, and Satan on their pranks on Lucifer
Hope y’all enjoyed those little headcanons! I dont know if this is exactly what you wanted but I had fun with it! Stay safe people!
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Brain: hey i have an idea for the cursed tma/obey me crossover
Me: Sweet! So we can add to the outline, maybe even draft some chapters?
Brain, AT 2 IN THE GODDAMN AM:
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anyway, POV you're Peter Lukas and you thought you could get away with kidnapping the Admiral of Hell's navy to eat for breakfast but it is You, You Foolish Stinky Little Man, who will be consumed instead
Leviathan, on the brink of being consumed by the Lonely: omg this is just like that anime "I've Been Abducted by a Cult of the Elder Gods but my Friend is Secretly from a Rival Cult and is Coming to Rescue Me With the Help of a Trained Cthulhu????"
This may or may not be a grab-bag scene from my TMA/Obey Me crossover, but I'm really hoping I figure out a way to include it because it's basically canon in my mind that Ori, known adherent to the Power of Friendship and accidental manifestation of the Extinction, absolutely bullies the shit out of Peter Lukas before they even know who he is.
This drawing is inspired by Malinda, Bobby Bass, Lauren Paley, and Colm McGuiness' cover of "Hoist the Colours" (look it up on Youtube it's Superb), specifically this verse:
The bell has been raised from its watery grave
Do you hear its sepulchral tone?
We call to all; they heed the squall
And turn your sail toward home
I legit have a tiny animation that plays in my head for this section, if I had time I'd animate it bc it's so cool-
In this context, Ori (my MC for this crossover) is both calling out to Levi but also warning/threatening Peter: I've come for you, and I won't be denied.
And in case it isn't obvious, yes that's Lotan (or at least my version: ik it's supposed to be a sea serpent - like the Biblical Leviathan actually lol - but when i say i had a Vision for this image i meant it).
i could ramble about this au/crossover forever but i'll stop now bc i do need to sleep, sometimes
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obeyme-and-you · 4 years
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Lucifer Son of the Morning Star Part 2
Gabriel is italics
Kimimela is Bold
Verses are normal
                            Lucifer Son of the Morning Star
                                                Who are ya?
                                      PART 2 (Here we go again)
*Spoilers for chapters 16 and onwards, especially after chapter 20. Minor spoilers for the Lamp and Baddies events and the Search For Self Devilgram.*
Ezekiel 28 (King of Tyre)
“1) The word of the LORD came again to me, saying,
2) “Son of man, say to the leader of Tyre, ‘Thus says the Lord God, Because your heart is lifted up And you have said, ‘I am a god, I sit in the seat of gods, In the heart of the seas’; Yet you are a man and not God, Although you make your heart like the heart of God-
3) Behold, you are wiser that Daniel; There is no secret that is a match for you.
4) “By your wisdom and understanding You have acquired riches for yourself And have acquired gold and silver for your treasuries.
5) “By your great wisdom, by your trade You have increased your riches And your heart is lifted up because of your riches-”
Until we know all the events that caused the Celestial War in Obey Me, we cannot say with 100% certainty that Lucifer thought that highly of himself, but considering he is the avatar of pride and the Lamp event  (he was also the Queen of Hearts in the Baddies event), it wouldn’t be reaching to assume he thought of himself as such. Lucifer is very wise and it’s hard to keep a secret from him. He knew MC went up into the attic without seeing them go up there or them saying they did. He also knows that Diavolo is hiding information from him in later chapters. 
“6) Therefore thus says the Lord God, ‘Because you have made your heart Like the heart of God,
7) Therefore, behold, I will bring strangers upon you, The most ruthless of the nations. And they will draw their swords Against the beauty of your wisdom And defile your splendor.
8) “They will bring you down to the pit, And you will die the death of those who are slain to the heart of the seas.
9) ‘Will you still say, “I am a god” In the presence of your slayer, Though you are a man and not God, In the hands of those who wound you?
10) ‘You will die the death of the uncircumcised By the hands of strangers, For I have spoken!’ declares the Lord God!’”
The explanation of these verses will be explained in a different essay >;) (secret OwO)
“11) Again the word of the LORD came to me saying,
12) “Son of man, take up a lamentation over the king of Tyre and say to him, ‘Thus says the Lord God, “You had the seal of perfection, Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.”
When Simeon meets Lucifer for the first time since the fall, he mentions how beautiful he was. (Luke mentions his Beauty as well) 
“13) You were in Eden, the garden of God; Every precious stone was your covering The ruby, the topaz and the diamond; The beryl, the onyx and the jasper; The lapis lazuli, the turquoise and the emerald; And the gold, the workmanship of your settings and sockets, Was in you. On the day that you were created They were prepared.”
In Lucifer’s demon form he is seen to have a black diamond on his forehead, which could be a single stone left behind after the rest were stripped. 
The demon brother’s eye colors are also similarly colored to the stones.
Lucifer- The Ruby and Onyx
Mammon- The Lapis lazuli and Topaz
Leviathan- The Jasper and Lapis lazuli
Satan- The Emerald
Asmodeus- The Beryl (beryl is usually clear but can be found red, some of which looking pink in color) and Topaz
Beelzebub and Belphegor- The Topaz (comes in purple, blue and pink)
(It could also be for nail colors which would be: Lucifer- ruby, Mammon- diamond, Leviathan- lapis lazuli, Satan- emerald, Asmodeus- the beryl, Beelzebub- jasper, Belphegor- turquoise)
“14) You were the anointed cherub who covers, And i placed you there. You were on the holy mountain of God; You walked in the midst of the stones of fire.”
*Note: Cherubim are described as angels with 4 wings except in Revelation 4:8 which describes them having 6 wings like the Seraphim.
Before Lucifer was cast out of the Celestial Realm, he had 6 wings, which were all ripped out by himself. When he became a demon, he grew 4 back. (This is mentioned by Satan in the Search for self Devilgram)
“15) You were blameless in your ways From the day you were created Until unrighteousness was found in you.
16) “By the abundance of your trade You were internally filled with violence, And you sinned; Therefore I have cast you as profane From the mountain of God. And I have destroyed you, O covered cherub, From the midst of the stones of fire.”
Lucifer was full of anger and hate, and he allowed it to grow and fester to the point of sin, and when he sinned he created Satan. He was thrown out of the Celestial Realm, after ripping his wings off and destroying his angelic form.
“17) Your heart was lifted up because of your beauty; You corrupted your wisdom by reason of your splendor. I cast you to the ground; I put you before kings, That they may see you.”
Lucifer was cast down into the Devildom, and the first demon to find him was Diavolo, the future king of the Devildom.
“18) By the multitude of your inequities, In the unrighteousness of your trade You profaned your sanctuaries. Therefore I have brought fire from the midst of you; It has consumed you, And I have turned you to ashes on the earth In the eyes of all who see you.”
Lucifer was consumed by his pride and wrath and it destroyed him. His wings and possibly his hair have become black/dark gray when he fell, as if he was covered in ash.  (The official opening of the game has Lucifer catching a black feather before it turns white and disintegrates in his hand)
“19) All who know you among peoples Are appalled at you; You have become terrified And you will cease to be forever.”’”
All the demon brothers are frightened of him (even though they do try to hide it) and fear his anger, so even though they do get in trouble with him frequently, they have been shown to hesitate when they know it will upset Lucifer. The MC has opportunities to act frightened or not by Lucifer, but whenever MC shows signs of not being afraid Lucifer is shocked or confused as to why MC isn’t scared.
Verses 20-24 talk about the judgement of Sidon, while verses 25-26 talk about Israel and will possibly be discussed in a future essay.
Summary: somethin about Lucifer being a beautiful baby boy but also deserves to be punched, jk that has nothing to do with this. Fuckin blah blah blah, lucifer this lucifer that, first half is mostly theories and this will have to be revisited at a later date once more info is unlocked. Second half is mostly just straight up info about Luci with a dash of bros and god have you ever thought about how fucking tragic this is??? Like, the fall was his own doing,,,,he was jealous and went “why do i gotta care about the humans huh? Why dont they worship us? I thought we were supposed to be your favorites! I thought I was your favorite!” and then he went and fought a war he never stood a chance against and like fuck man, idk if its cause im tired or emotional or both, and like ik you aint supposed to feel bad for him cause thats how he gets ya but damn. The one person who is most in need of a hug, or forgiveness, or whatever will never get it because he made a mistake. Can you imagine? Cause like, yeah sin and hell and blah blah blah, but he can never seek forgiveness, never get a second chance, hes doomed to his fate and thats just, so sad. Oh god dammit this is why i fucking picked Lucifer, its cause hes a damned tragedy, fml >:(.
Stupid game i swear  (You good fam?)
Summary: Isaiah 14 and Ezekiel 28 talk about the fall and destruction of Lucifer and Jesus Christ did the creators of Obey Me go ham wild with the research for their game. There seems to be a lot of connections between these two stories and the information received in Obey Me thus far. There is plenty of information that will need to be revisited further down the line once more content is released (or if me or Kimimela find some in Devilgrams and side stories). But until further notice, this is Lucifer and he brings with him foreshadowing. 
SEE PART 1 HERE: Lucifer Son of the Morning Star Part 1
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mrninjapineapple · 6 years
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Fallout 4 Word Prompts - Toddy Leviathan Saloon Juniper
Here’s another 4 word prompt I did a while back. It’s a bit longer than the last one but I hope you all enjoy! :)
The Last Plank was full to bursting, every chair and table packed with people, all craning their necks to get a good look at Marcus and the Mariner. They were sat at the bar, blankets around both of their shoulders as their teeth chattered noisily in the silence.
Mitch placed two glasses of brown liquid on the counter before them, a thick layer of purple skim floating atop both.
Despite his obvious need for warmth, caution tempered Marcus’ reply as he picked up the strange brew and gave a cursory sniff.
‘What’s in this?’ he asked.
‘That’s an old family recipe,’ said Mitch proudly, nodding at the viscous liquid. ‘Whiskey, hot water, and tarberry syrup, all garnished with a couple mutfruit slices.’
The noxious potion bubbled in response.
‘Well,’ Marcus thought to himself as he eyed the glass. ‘It sounds almost like a hot toddy. Just with dirty water, weird irradiated fruit, and no honey…’
He mentally prayed to every God he knew – even mentioning Atom for good measure – before downing the entire concoction in one big gulp. His eyes began streaming as he felt the fire make its way down, his throat feeling as if he had swallowed hot shards of glass.
‘Smooth’ he managed, whispering hoarsely through gritted teeth.
As the feeling subsided, he became aware of the eyes upon him and turned to the Mariner.
‘I suppose you all want to know how it happened, then?’ he asked the room, sending a murmur through the gathered crowd. ‘How we killed the Red Death…’
Looking deep into his glass, he heard the chattering from the Harborfolk around him.
‘What happened?’
‘What was it?’
‘How big was it?’
As he sighed, about to begin his tale, the Mariner put her hand on his. She imperceptibly shook her head; a slight motion which only he saw.
‘I’ll tell you all what happened,’ she said, her expression grim. ‘What really happened…’
All eyes turned to her as the voices grew silent, the creaking wood and sloshing waves loud against the quiet.
‘We took the boat out slowly,’ she began, her tone as morose as her expression. ‘Avoiding the rocks and sunken ships, we came upon the island and saw the red light. When we finally moored the ship and got onto the island though-‘
‘We had no idea what we would actually be facing!’ Marcus interrupted, rising from his seat, all eyes shifting to him. ‘It crawled out of its cave with a great howl of rage, shaking the whole island! We saw its legs first, then its body, and finally the giant head of the great leviathan wormed its way from its burrow and we realised we were staring up at… the Red Death!’
The Mariner rolled her eyes at the melodramatic performance, but Marcus had the crowd enthralled with his story.
Continuing, he told them how the stalwart pair fended off the beast, at one point the Mariner holding it off with nothing but a broken oar whilst he danced and waved to get the creatures attention. His tale grew wilder as he went on, from utilising junk as weapons to a horde of super mutant pirates entering the fray, much to the crowd’s constant amusement.
They also played their part to perfection, their gasps and yelps punctuating the fantastic tale at just the right moments.
Marcus finished with the final breath of life of the Red Death, as it flailed wildly, broken oar handles piercing its hide and riddled with enough bullet holes to make a super mutant look away in disgust. His audience jumped to their feet, cheering triumphantly as they knocked their glasses together, laughing at their vicarious victory.
The Mariner turned to him as the crowd shouted and applauded, her narrow eyes contradicting her small grin.
‘What can I say?’ Marcus shrugged. ‘The people wanted a real story.’
‘Real?’ the Mariner laughed. ‘Like how I “fought valiantly against the foul creature, using only my wits and a rubber duck taped to the end of an oar to stay alive”?’
They both shared a real drink, laughing together as the crowd died down and dispersed.
After a few moments, they noticed that someone was behind them and turned to see that Small Bertha had joined them, hands on her hips as she gave Marcus an incredulous look.
‘Did any of that story actually happen?’ she asked, a little too loud for Marcus’ liking as a few other patrons glanced over to listen in.
He drew in close.
‘Look, Bertha, I’m going to level with you,’ he said quietly, the general bar chatter ensuring his privacy regardless. ‘We told everyone what they wanted to hear… what they needed to hear. You understand that, right?’
She eyed him for a moment before replying.
‘Of course I understand,’ she answered, nodding slowly as if realising a great truth. ‘Got any more stories?’
‘More stories?’ he said, sitting back on his stool. ‘Everything has a story to it, you just have to ask the right questions. What do you want to know?’
Her eyes went straight to the western revolver on his hip and he knew that she had approached only to learn more about it.
‘This?’ he asked, unholstering the weapon and twirling it around his finger expertly, revelling in Bertha’s awed expression.
‘Oh brother…’
The Mariner seemed less impressed.
Marcus asked the girl if she wanted to hear about how he got the revolver and chuckled at her energetic nodding as she took a stool beside him.
‘Well, it all started in Dry Rock Gulch, far away from here, in a place called Nuka-World…’
Marcus sipped the ice-cold bottle of refreshing Nuka Cola Wild as he sat in Doc Phospate’s Saloon. He raised an eyebrow at the familiar taste of the brew as it reminded him of Sunset Sarsaparilla, a popular beverage from his pre-war days, nodding in appreciation of the spicy aftertaste.
As he enjoyed a pleasant conversation with Mackenzie Bridgeman, the saloon doors swung open, the wooden clattering alerting the patrons as they all turned to face the newcomer.
Deputy Codsworth hovered in, a gun-belt tied clumsily above his thruster and a cowboy hat atop his head. A small star-shaped badge had been welded onto his front and he seemed to hold himself with more pride than usual.
‘Good aftern- I mean, howdy, sir!’ he said, his western accent quickly becoming one of the few wonders of the post-war world. ‘I’ve been runnin’ for a mighty long time to find you. Word is, there’s a no-good, yella belly just waiting to test your skill out by the ol’ livery.’
‘Buddy… I think you’ve short-circuited’ said Marcus blankly, prompting a laugh from Mackenzie.
The Mr Handy unit hovered closer and lowered himself until his eyestalk was at the same level as Marcus’ face.
‘Sir,’ he whispered. ‘That’s just my Southern accent. It’s really me… Codsworth! Sorry for the deception but I believe I’m rather taken with this whole dramatic persuasion. It’s really rather fun!’
Marcus sighed.
‘I know tha-’ he began, before pinching the bridge of his nose. ‘What did you want to tell me?’
‘Well,’ Codsworth replied, tipping his hat and speaking at a normal volume once again. ‘Some outlaw callin’ himself One-Eyed Ike has challenged you to a duel… sir.’
‘My my, Overboss,’ chimed Mackenzie from the stool beside him. ‘Looks like its pistols at dawn.’
Marcus sighed again.
‘Fine, let’s get this over with…’
They left the saloon, two on foot, one hovering in mid-air, and headed down the dusty road. As they reached the middle, a protectron slowly began to saunter out of a large wooden building to meet them.
‘There he is,’ said Codsworth, his Southern drawl still going strong. ‘Ol’ One-Eyed Ike himself! No good, yella belly varmint!’
The protectron walked into the middle of the street as they stopped, eyeing him with suspicion.
‘Howdy partner… took your time… heh heh heh,’ droned One-Eyed Ike, his mechanical voice grating. ‘You ready to… test your shootin’ skills?’
‘Sure, but can we hurry this along, I really-‘
Codsworth turned to Marcus.
‘Sir, you must indulge in the drama. I fear One-Eyed Ike will never become a deputy again at this rate,’ he said, his eyestalk zooming in on Marcus’ confused expression. ‘Allow me to explain. Sheriff Hawk felt that Dry Rock Gulch could use some drama to drum up business again, and had a cracking idea. He conferred Ike’s deputy status to me and made him an outlaw, only offering him his former position if he is able to defeat a genuine gunslinger in a duel.’
‘…And he chose me?’ Marcus said, sighing for the third and, he hoped, final time that day. He cleared his throat and remembered the time he had pretended to be the Silver Shroud, fighting crime across the Commonwealth with his sidekick, the intrepid reporter from the Great Green Jewel.
She always hated being called a sidekick.
He felt a pang of worry as he thought of her venturing around with Nick and Curie, chasing another story, but he cleared his mind and focused on the ridiculous task at hand.
‘One-Eyed Ike, I presume? They call me Mar- I mean… Butch… Butch Cassidy, and this here’s the Sundance Kid,’ he said, pointing his thumb at Codsworth. ‘Heard you been lookin’ for me?’
‘I see that iron on your hip… Butch… We draw on three… May the better man win.’
‘Oh… I intend to.’
Mackenzie and Codsworth moved to the side of the street as bystanders followed suit, everyone peering from windows and doorways, eagerly anticipating the action.
‘Knock ‘em dead, Butch’ shouted Codsworth before slipping back into the shadows beside Mackenzie.
The street grew silent.
The wind whistled through the dusty street, sending a tumbleweed rolling towards the saloon. From his position at the side of the road, Codsworth began playing a sampling of music from the Dry Rock Gulch archives, which Marcus recognised from pre-war radio spaghetti westerns.
The music continued as the pair eyed each other, Marcus’ steely gaze meeting the focused camera lens of One-Eyed Ike. As the song began to swell, Marcus unbuckled the holster to his 10mm pistol and time seemed to slow.
He watched as One-Eyed Ike drew his own revolver, as he raised his own weapon. He had the pistol aimed at Ike’s chest… but the handle slipped slightly from his grip.
As he fumbled with his pistol, he heard a shot and felt the blank round strike his shoulder.
‘Looks like I won… partner… Too bad… Now, I gotta go see the Sheriff… See you around… Butch.’
With that, One-Eyed Ike trundled away and the bystanders began to return to their normal activity. Codsworth and Mackenzie sidled up to Marcus.
‘Bad luck Butch, we’ll get that varmint some other time’ said Codsworth, before hovering close. ‘Sir, don’t forget… It’s only me, Codsworth. I’m not really the Sundance Kid.’
Mackenzie chuckled and Marcus holstered his pistol, the trio retreating into the saloon. As they entered, Deacon approached, holding out a bottle to Marcus.
‘Here,’ he said. ‘I saw what you did for Ike out there. I’ve seen you take out everything from radroaches to behemoths and you’ve never messed up a shot.’
Marcus took the bottle with a shrug, feigning ignorance. In reality, he was thankful that nobody realised that his pistol had jammed. He made a mental note to repair the battered weapon as soon as he was able.
‘Fine,’ Deacon continued, grinning. ‘But you should know by now, nobody can’t get anything past me.’
‘Really?’ asked Mackenzie, a smile growing on her face. ‘Not even me?’
Deacon’s cheeks grew hot, a crimson stain spreading across.
‘Well… obviously I… y’know…’
As Deacon floundered, Marcus examined the cold bottle of glowing, deep purple liquid. It had no markings or label but had a strangely familiar aroma as he drew it up to his nose to smell.
‘What is this?’ he asked, interrupting the awkward exchange between the couple.
‘Oh, right,’ said Deacon, thankful for the intervention. ‘That is a genuine bottle of Nuka-Gin. Only one of its kind. Apparently, Bradberton was some kind of genius with these things. Made a ton of products that never made it to the shelves.’
‘Hey Butch, I think that-’ Codsworth faltered at a stern look from Marcus. ‘Sorry, sir. It’s becoming something of a habit. I shall purge my addiction chip later. What I was trying to tell you was that Miss Sierra would want to have a look at that, I’d wager.’
Marcus eyed the Nuka-Gin, remembering the last time he had tasted genuine gin. It was back in his army days, just before his retirement. He could still remember the distinctive taste of juniper berries melded with the myriad spices added during distillation.
‘I’m sure she won’t mind if I just took a sip’ he said with a small smile.
He put the bottle to his lips, savouring the feeling of the cool liquid as it ran down his throat.
He instantly regretted his decision.
The acrid tang of burnt metal assailed his nostrils as the noxious concoction burned his tongue. He spat the drink onto the floor and stayed there, doubled over with his hands on his knees, until the retching had subsided.
‘So… you liked it?’ quipped Deacon as Marcus regained his composure. ‘Look, at least we know why Bradberton kept it off the shelves now. Silver linings.’
Marcus gave Deacon a cold stare.
‘That. Tasted. Like. Sh-’
Gunfire from outside the saloon interrupted him.
Moving to the window, he could see a group of raiders at the far end of the street, firing wildly into the air as they approached.
‘Stay here’ he said as he walked out, leaving his companions behind.
The street once again empty of bystanders, he found himself facing a small group of raiders. There were six in total, all of them in matching cowboy outfits save one, who wore a darker set, bulky with extra armour beneath.
‘You the one who cleared those lily-livered pinheads outta Nuka World, boy?’ asked the lead raider.
Marcus merely nodded, acutely aware that the group’s attention was focused solely on him.
‘Then you’s the one who’s been sayin’ Dry Rock Gulch is yours,’ continued the raider. ‘See, this here gulch is mine. Name’s Mad Mulligan, and you in my house, boy. So, I think s’only fair that you… compensate me before you leave.’
His eyes flicked to the exposed stock of Reason, still strapped to Marcus’ back. He drew the revolver from his hip and gestured to the rifle.
‘That’s a mighty fine weapon you got there. Now, I’m a reasonable man… so how’s about you throw it over to me or I take it from your cold, dead hands?’
Marcus unstrapped Reason, feeling the familiar weight in his hands. He noted the positions of the raiders, what weapons they had, any cover they could utilise, and any exits they could run to, all in a fraction of a second.
‘This old thing?’ he asked, holding up Reason. ‘No, I have an offer for you… Mad Mulligan. I like the look of that revolver of yours. How about you give it to me and you can leave… just walk away with your pals there? Or… I can take it from you?’
Mad Mulligan and his crew began to laugh, confident in their numbers.
‘You must be one duck short of a shooting range, boy! I’m gonna enjoy taking that gun!’
Marcus smiled as he flicked the safety off his rifle.
‘I’d like to see you try…’
‘No way you said that!’ exclaimed the Mariner, who had poked holes in Marcus,’ logic throughout the tale. ‘That’s something you think of afterwards and shoehorn into a story.’
Marcus began to protest but Bertha caught his attention.
‘What happened next? Did you kill Mad Mulligan? And his men? Is that how you got his gun? Why did you try ancient Nuka-Cola?’
All valid questions.
Marcus laughed, easing back on his stool as he drained the remnants of his beer.
‘Well, kid… they all saw Reason in the end.’
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