everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
This was made for a fan community I am working on. If you would like to apply these as headcanons to your own work, go right ahead
All the human stuff is real btw, I have a source linked below that goes into much more detail on the topic.
I was planning on doing the cybertronians body language or anatomy post first but decided to go with this because the info it provides helps with the other two. its also a lot shorter than the other two so I knew I could get it done a lil faster.
Sources I used while making this lore below
Sources I used while making this lore
https://www.heartmath.org/research/science-of-the-heart/energetic-communication/■ (had to break the link because tumblr would blacklist my post just remove the cube)
Several Wikipedia Articles about em fields and magnetoreception
Supreme emperor of Cybertron. Leader of the autobots. Loved by his people and feared by his enemies.
Surely they aren’t putting in the history books that he was ran off his planet by some thug and his cronies with his tail tucked in between his legs.
Hm? -what? that’s exactly what they are putting? Ok.
The reality is that Optimus is a shy and all around awkward person. But most people mistake his anti social personality as being all wise, stoic and mysterious. Don’t get me wrong he still is all those things but sometimes it’s just him being nervous.
He’s angry too. Mostly at himself. Not bring a strong or good enough leader, that sort of thing. He isn’t immune to losing his temper tho.
He tries not to loose his cool in front of his friends, usually opting to go into his room then lose it. Because of this, his room is mostly empty so he doesn’t break anything important. His hab giving off loony cell vibes. Ratchet made him get a comforter, so at least were making progress.
Speaking of Ratchet. His two closest friends, Ironhide and Ratty! Ratchet knows Optimum best. They we’re friends when he was Orion pax. Ratchet takes care of him cause primus knows he can’t. Ratchet is the only one Optimus is comfortable taking his mask off in front of. Ironhide seem to know how Optimus is feeling no matter how hard he tries to hide. So op can’t help but be honest with him. Optimus let’s his guard down majorly around these two. The same goes for them as well. Maybe not Ironhide cause he is most comfortable around his wife. But that’s a story for a different time.
Op is crushing on Elita and she knows it. That’s all I’ll say about that.
Op is the type of guy to lay in bed looking at the ceiling waiting for his alarm to go off. He still gets up before anyone else tho. Except Ratchet he has never seem to beat Ratchet In the waking up early game. If Op is standing behind Ratchet he’s nervous.
All these numerous flaws he can’t let other know about. But there still is one more thing. The worst one. He is scared. and sure who isn’t? But he is scared of Megatron. He’s so scared of this mech, he can’t eat, sleep or enjoy anything without thinking about him. But he knows he has to fight him again.
Hello Rot! Could you do NSFW headcanons for Bayverse Optimus and Ironhide with a female human lover? Thank you!
Of course!! Thank you so much for the request, I adore these two so much, this is gonna be fun!
Optimus Prime:
It's no surprise... Optimus is very, very confident. He is a Prime after all!
He is very confident in his ability to please you in any way. But especially sexually.
He is, especially the first time you two are very intimate, very careful. He has no intention of hurting you ever, and would probably just pass away if he did.
He's a big guy, so no way you're taking all of him, I'm so sorry. But, he LOVES to watch you get off on him.
Is extremely smug as you grind against him and moan out for him. To him, there is nothing better than you sitting on him, grinding and calling out for him. Begging him, thanking him, unable to form complete sentences all because of him.
Even though he loves when you are loud and vocal, he is pretty quiet himself. He grunts and groans, and gives you low praises, but that's the extent of that.
Wants, no he NEEDS you to keep eye contact. He wants to see the look on your face when you cum. He wants to see your eyes on him at all times, he needs to know just how good he's making you feel.
If you like praise, you'll love him. He really loves to praise you and tell you how good you are! He wants you know that you're being good for him. All for him. Only for him.
Ironhide:
Ironhide is also very confident in how competent he is.
He isn't as confident at first, you are very small and a human, and that kinda worries him.
But as soon as you reassure him you're fine and will be fine, his worry is gone and his confidence is back!
Sorta kinda loves marking you up. Bruises, hickies, the whole nine, as long as you're okay with it! He likes the look on people's faces when they figure out who you've been with.
Very much loves receiving in any way, shape, or form, but also will Give All Day Long.
Can stay between your legs for hours. He ADORES the sounds you make, whining for him to let you cum. Which he will eventually let you do.
Slight edging and overstim is something he loves. Nothing too extreme, he doesn't want you to be uncomfortable, but he can't get enough of you're begging. Your voice is heavenly to him.